Chris Rock - Women's Platonic Friends

[@theylivewesee1674]

this isn't comedy, it's life learning

[@patrickeh696]

If one is a sub-human

[@rectifyx2779]

@@patrickeh696 ok calm down

[@yushiine2452]

True indeed

[@patrickeh696]

@@rectifyx2779 What ARE you blathering on about?

[@YasminAbdull]

They should listen to this truth....answers many questions to many of societies problems.

[@JoePiervincentiWorld]

The secret to becoming a great comedian is to talk about the Truth in a delightful way. ;-)

[@EladLavyUzan]

true that

[@peachout6227]

Or make it bitterer like George Carlin.

[@johndoe45678]

Right you are matey (Dave Chappelle, George Carlin and all the other legends).

[@5at5una]

@@johndoe45678 or psychotic way like bill burr

[@blizzardbk]

Yeah in a delightful way for White America to digest the bold truth i might add

[@TheNotoriousFonzy]

Hahaha "He's been in your house, He's ate your food, he's drank your wine! AND HE SHALL BETRAY YOU ! " 😂😂😂

[@UnexpectedWonder]

The Notorious Fonzy Lol. The emphasis.

[@samfisher2306]

The Notorious Fonzy epic lol

[@mymarkis666]

Yep, women don't feel any type of guilt or remorse for their actions!

[@janisstrazdins3367]

it works both ways...you have been in your next girlfriends current boyfriend house :)

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Noone laughed at that. Disappointed

[@darkoneforce2]

Almost 20 years old and still true.

[@br3ak_]

It will always be true, and everyone knows it. It's just that guys are aware of it, while girls lie to themselves so they can keep their "platonic friends" while in a relationship.

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

This is the kind of thing that will never be old, it'll happen until the end of times.

[@MrGamelover23]

Then maybe men shouldn't be so pathetic so we can have platonic friends.

[@jcyoung5854]

@@MrGamelover23 one you can't speak for every dude because it's different for others. Two, some dudes have platonic friends (that they don't want to fuck) but if we're generalizing as a collective then no. That may be your case but it's definitely not mine

[@rismofyhope1654]

@@br3ak_ i wanted to like your comment but the likes are at 69 so i guess i'll just leave it that way.

[@franzbarowsky5784]

knowledge + intelligence + humour + funny accent = CHRIS ROCK.

[@Kadenxe]

one of the most brilliant comedians ever..

[@meredithgery7616]

legend

[@insanity4462]

And still he got assraped during his divorce in court. Women are serious business.

[@hutchthervil9730]

Franz Barowsky 💯

[@babysenpai3883]

Plus beautiful smile & face

[@ProAssassin63]

His words make me laugh and depressed at the same time

[@CGBalla1014]

The Mad Titan it’s not the “one” they are sad about. It’s the fact that the idea of “romantic love” is an illusion and this is really how human beings of this day and age act in their relationships. That in itself is depressing. Also, you typed out “billions of other bitches you can fuck.” How does this not sound depressing?

[@thelord5214]

felt this comment

[@flyswatter45]

@The Mad Titanthe red pill can be bitter

[@bluemanno7901]

Coming back to old Chris Rock videos since the slap and I feel you. I'm actually not like the men he's describing but it's depressing for him to remind me how most women are like.

[@nope9858]

​@ChrisJones-ek2gmheres a tampon

[@Gangstabob716]

Chris Rock nailed it, hilarious, but i cringed at how true that is....

[@freema9246]

Gangstabob716 that is not true, y'all just upset he was actually talking about men! look at all these predators out here being exposed now. they burning down all these oversexed powerhouse fuckers now!

[@badi1072]

Free Ma, Calm down you feminist.

[@iwanttosuckyouoffand9437]

Gangstabob716 stfu cheater Pats fan

[@sadbravesfan]

@@freema9246 I cringed because my ex is now with the guy who was "just a softball teammate"

[@msthang5366]

Gangstabob716 told all our secrets and shit

[@MikeAbundo1]

Losers call it the friendzone. Winners call it the glass case.

[@LutherBottrill]

Alright, Donald Trump

[@WCBProductions]

@@LutherBottrill Alright, irrelevant political bullshit associator

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Either way you end up pussy-less, dummy

[@MrIrish1]

He called it both tho

[@VentDeux]

@@MrIrish1 was gonna say thing. He literally called it both. This was such a terrible joke.

[@mossechris]

"2... 2....2.... no no no 2... 2...2... whoo..... I guess that's how you was raised" lmao funny everytime I hear it

[@msthang5366]

C Mos He’s so ignint🤣🤣🤣😂

[@VwapTrader]

@@msthang5366 He's speaking FACTS. Come inside Felicia, so I can blow that back out and then say, BYE FELICIA

[@msthang5366]

Vwap Trader2019 NERP!!! I am not a cum rag!! #Bloop

[@cetti4405]

C Mos, me too... that line is so deep!

[@toyota60305]

can somebody tell what did this mean?

[@aurevoiralex]

This may be the truest thing I've ever heard about women... I'm throwing my hands up, Chris! :)

[@kennethbailey6634]

Here is the great irony of will. He can make a 100 movies. But you can never have the impact on people the way a great comedian has. And Chris was already a legend. And Rock saved the Academy and brothers reputation by his class. That was Godly composure.

[@MrBon3sz]

Bruh you're right. The amount of control and strength it takes to maintain your frame after getting slapped in front of millions is beyond me and Chris did it 🙌🏾 💪🏾

[@kennethbailey6634]

Thank you!

[@mortalkomment8028]

Chris stood there like a mountain.

[@staceyjones1000]

"Incase of emergency, break glass" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

Most genious line of existance!

[@matheuscruz8574]

Emergency = She's past her prime, out of shape, with 3 kids from different niggas

[@PabloCruise91]

This is so hard to watch because it's happened to me so much.

[@thebaddestofthemall9670]

Only because you let it.

[@PabloCruise91]

The Baddest Of Them All I know, man. We live and we learn.

[@MrSafe-xz6iy]

PabloCruise91 The Red Pill. Join us. Search up on google, subreddit.

[@crystalwht9]

Mr. Safe gybfhjdn h

[@letsgonow5641]

Not so much it can happen..one of the things is not to let YOUR friends get close to you GF..its a lesson i learned back when i was 20 YO..also watch out for any guys that come over and stay on top of things..Ultimately you cant stop it 100% girls get emotional and at times arent thinking right and then thats when these kind of vulture guys move in..

[@capricornman89]

The "friend zone" is actually a blessing in disguise. What fool in their right mind would desire to be with a woman who clearly decided where you stand with her? Move on. Get with women who actually wish to be with you, if you both are feeling each other. All of this begging to be with someone is quite pathetic to be perfectly honest.

[@azrilazman]

capricornman89 “cause you never know “

[@4asgard5]

Amen brother.

[@nthgth]

"...women who actually wish to be with you, if you are both feeling each other." Because that's so easy to come by

[@xgullafter9590]

@@nthgth if you sit on your ass the whole time feeling sorry for yourself, whining (you'd just be making yourself more unappealing than before), then yes, it won't be easy at all.

[@entropyfan9417]

There is friendzone then there is friends. There is legit nothing wrong with being friends with a girl, if your only desire to be friends with the woman is to fuck then yea GTFO lol

[@wugsayhello]

Its crazy how ahead of his time he was. It’s better to watch his specials as time goes on, probably because the truth is easier to swallow with age lol

[@jculver1674]

This show in particular has aged like fine wine.

[@coals6262]

Ahead of his time? this is human history from probably the existence of humanity.

[@0010-q8h]

It's not that he's ahead of his time, it's more less there was no social media back then to expose it.

[@coldhardtruth333]

How is’t ahead of his time when this is human nature ..

[@rafaelmdiaz11]

You can tell Chris adapted that back and forth movements from the greats. Don't stand still for too long. Engage the audience make them follow you on stage. Cool !

[@Mindphaser1]

I think he learned especially from George Carlin

[@Iron-Bridge]

Yup. Good catch.

[@fercho2040]

I always thought he was just really energetic.

[@brmbkl]

it's to make it harder for the sniper

[@marcoevans2155]

@@brmbkl - or another celebrity to smack him

[@Rucker1980]

He's been to your house, he's ate your food, he's drank your wine....and he SHALL betray you!

[@legendarythepoet8483]

He's telling my whole life story on stage to strangers and getting paid for it. Damn it all.

[@adrieI]

1:11 Yes indeed, what happened to Pam? Pam was engaged to a man named Roy and kept her platonic friend, Jim, because she felt like her engagement was not going to work.

[@breakingthemasks]

Underrated comment 👍

[@gauravparab8808]

Your comment made my day😂😂😂

[@noble20xx56]

Yep. The back up cock.

[@NurseZhivago]

💀💀

[@JayyC02]

The Office

[@ashleycrystal9719]

Why do women keep platonic friends? Cos you never know

[@rubyrootless7324]

lmao I actually like my friends what the fuck do you think you know

[@anja6983]

@@rubyrootless7324 i get you... I think men and women can be friends. Remember the kids from your parents friends or your siblings friends, people who spent time with you in your childhood? Having sex with them would just be weird... And i think we can get those friendships as adults too... Someone here understands me right?

[@DA-te7xe]

@@anja6983 Let's be serious, you've turned adult so it's not the same (for enough reasons, yes for it to be weird as well) but, after sex, the weirdness turns into "well yada yada yada this that" and "omg here's our story! we met when we were actually young and years later didn't think yada yada and," you've heard the story, stop pretending you don't consider intimate relations with 'platonic' 'friends'.

[@valeriaswanne]

Cos women scare tf out of me and I drink like a man...

[@emiendafu645]

@@anja6983 so true

[@nightrider3067]

Easy way to stay out or get out of the friend zone.......dont be a friend. Don't call....dont help out...dont listen to their problems...dont hang out.

[@GrimeGreem]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@davidortiz3094]

Facts

[@ratherbenapping10]

exactly men only need to be mad at themselves because they let it go on and on

[@houseofmatrix6174]

Rene this true lol back in the day they use to be you speaking the truth

[@davidortiz3094]

@@ratherbenapping10 No. All women do it. None are special

[@nikogichana6199]

Kenyan proverb:" a man cannot keep a chicken as a pet"

[@Politickticktickin]

why?

[@kayo5011]

@@Politickticktickin because chickens are not bred to be pets, what he means is " You can't turn a hoe to a house wife".

[@boogerke]

correction, "for a man, having a female friend is like having a chicken as a pet. Sooner or later you are gonna eat it."

[@Politickticktickin]

thanks guys

[@siuuuu9707]

@blue copper lmfaaaooo

[@braqmorphie6434]

If you came here after will smith punched chris... Know this chris was always a legend..

[@dericknotderek]

Yessir

[@iconsonscreen7291]

He should have just said this to the oscars. And then just said: hey jada, you look happy. 😉

[@bobbysmith35962]

Or I'll feel that pain until August

[@odelljones1187]

You two....sheesh, put the weapons down. There's no pulse

[@lordofgingers]

What he didn’t tell you is that as a man you can reject her counteroffer. Friend zone is a self made prison and you had the key the whole time

[@123ieltswithjames]

sounds kinda rapey

[@harryhoudini714]

imagine what a woman must be thinking when she sees all these "cocks" readily throwing away any shred of integrity, self respect, pride and honor the moment she shows a little skin. Can you really blame her for looking at such "men" as nothing more then "tools" to be used and abused?

[@lordofgingers]

James Bowers III I meant walk away and move on? How did you get rape from that? I don’t wanna know what kinda life you or the two people that liked your comment went through to automatically jump to something so....dark and horrible

[@lordofgingers]

Harry Houdini honestly? No. If you stick around and don’t move on, you played yourself

[@harryhoudini714]

@@lordofgingers thats what I am trying to say. Its easy to blame women for playing such "games" but it takes two to play. Any man, who is content with being a "Satellite" around her orbit, deserves no better.

[@SingleTax]

If you're a man, and you have deep romantic feelings for a particular female, and she starts using you as an emotional tampon (i.e. a "nice guy" she shamelessly uses to boost her self-esteem whenever she can't be with the "bad boy" she *really* wants to be with), then if you have any self-respect at all, you'll change your phone number, block her on facebook, and never talk to her again. Time is precious. Once it's gone, there's no getting it back. So invest it wisely.

[@QMS9224]

The funny part is, us men don't realize that this is also the best and only way to maybe get her interested, it's called reverse psychology. Trying to hard will just push your further into the zone. Not only is it in our best interests, like you said, it's also the only chance that maybe 6 months she calling you up like "hey actually I've been thinking........"

[@tentailmadara2500]

Exactly my block button is always on

[@massivelegend3599]

C a n c e r

[@GoddessLuna23]

@Alison Black Girl Mary J Blige!!!

[@versatileduplicity9313]

Emotional tampon !😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tomoakley760]

When I was young and naive this bit was funny. Then I got experience and this became sad. Now I've stopped caring and it's back to being funny again. Life is a circle.

[@Historicutuber]

This dude is a legend

[@Chris-hi6ut]

not one word he said was made up just for laughs. It was all true

[@matthewblackwood4744]

"I thought we were talking about domestic dick". 😂😂😂 never would thought of that. This guy a legend.

[@MrSmith-on1qz]

Damn I remember watching this when it came out in 1999, now I see 22 years later and realize he described my ex wife perfectly lol

[@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503]

what's your advice for a 16 year old kid? give me EVERY truth there is to no, i'm an open minded person.

[@DefaultDerrick]

@@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 Here's some advice. Be an honest, genuine person. You can only control yourself. Date women that seen to have high morals and be a man of high morals yourself. None of that will guarantee happiness or avoid betrayal 100%. But it will cut your chances of betrayal dramatically.

[@bjorn1900]

@@thenirvonorganizationllc.8503 bro, Forget wimen. It'll save your mental health and time. "You will never lose women chasing money, but yu will always lose money if you chase women". Cut the liabilities out and buy a nex doll. Or just focus on more important things bro.

[@darthphaser2991]

Chris Rock's standup specials are up there with the best. "Bigger and Blacker" is the best thing since Eddie Murphy: Raw. And there's never been anything better, period. Dude is a legend.

[@negativeindustrial]

Well, except for every standup hour Dave Chappelle has ever done, but yeah, Bigger and Blacker was the best standup of the 90s probably.

[@oluwolechaviro9937]

that "cause you never know" gets me every time🤣

[@Blossom44100]

geez oh Molly me too😂😂😂😂😂

[@AdamGG33]

Best energy and content in stand up comedy, this guy is a legend.

[@tobiojo10]

Bring the pain and bigger and blacker were unreal. His best work by far

[@Puzzoozoo]

She isn't your girl, it's just your turn.

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Chris Rock is the man. Legend . Keep ya head up Chris . Will will get his Karma

[@dubois2.024]

Lost 6 years of life to that bullshit, man. It still haunts me. The lesson is: If you have feelings for her but she doesn't for you, tell her how you feel ASAP. It will save you much pain and angst. Better to be broken off now than years later after much sexual tension.

[@gerardoibanez4703]

Damn same here but 1 year, what a waste of time it was just for her say we can still be friends lol

[@darrylnelson2399]

GRT PALS, I WAS "FAMILY, COULD, POP IN ANYTIME, RIGHT? AFTER, I READ, ALL ABOUT NARCISSITIC, SOCIOPATHIC, INCLINATIONS, OF, WHO I THOUGH, WAS A MELLOW,SEMI HIP LADY? I'D HELP RAISE, HER TEENAGE SON, HE WAS KILLED IT A TRAGIC SMASH UP, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING BLAMED, AFTER, LIKE A 180, WHAT HAPPINED TO HER SWET, BUBBLY SIDE? ANY REPECT, CALLS? ONCE EAGERLY PICKED UP, WERE NOT RETURNED OR AKNOWLEDGED, HER MEN FRIENDS, WERE ASKD, AND THUMBS DOWN TO ME, LOTS OF POSSESIVE, EGO DRIVEN SIGMOND FRAUDS~MY LOSS? THERE GAIN, RETURNING HOME BLUE BALLED PAIN,

[@mediacenterman8583]

I lost 1 year. Luckily, I woke up to my senses. Playing with people's emotions is how you end up with a stalker. Some people just want attention even if it means gaslighting/teasing.

[@steveyxox]

@@mediacenterman8583 well fuck

[@senister14]

@@mediacenterman8583 don't you mean become a stalker?

Chris Rock is master level comedy. The guy is a ninja kick boxer!

[@nodeloliver6201]

Trust... NOBODY. Sooner, or later, you shall be betrayed. By EVERYBODY. A hard choice, but a necessary one.

[@paradoxward2533]

'betrayal is the inevitable end of all affairs'. the cigarette man on the X-Files

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

what

[@brick9233]

As a teenager I never understood this but fast forward some 20 years and this is nothing but truth

[@toteknowledge]

Didnt know none of what he was talking about as kid watching this when it premiered...now as an adult, I really appreciate this shit. This so damn real!

[@mrjjthor]

Every women in the audience is laughing the hardest because they all agree and know everything Chis had said is true.

[@VwapTrader]

1996? WOW. This man was WAY ahead of the curve.

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

"in case of emergency, break glass" ...damn! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@olasimboolajuwon4957]

Chris Rock is the GOAT of stand up comedy

[@danielsacilotto3196]

Hadn't seen this in years. It is Rock's best material imo. Incredibly lucid, and impeccable delivery.

[@casualobserver2380]

Chris Rock is always spot on! Genius comic in my opinion.

[@sawlty-suite5131]

This is what played in Will's head that night

[@jakefarmstate6730]

Jada only counted her boyfriend, August lol

[@Bleekcastle]

Ok listen up. For all you niggas crying about being stuck in the friend zone.... I have 7 easy steps to escape 1. Accept the fact she's not interested 2. Stop speaking to her 3. Stop calling her 4. Stop texting her 5. Forget she ever existed 6. Find a woman who looks better and is into you the same way you're into her 7. Lift weights

[@Bleekcastle]

Lmao why would you skip step 5? Makes the situation a lot easier.

[@Bleekcastle]

I like that. But as far as I'm concerned, if she already expressed that she wasn't interested and had multiple chances, she ain't worth it. Plus if I find a better lookin chick, the "friend" who didn't want me will no longer be relevant. But your theory still makes plenty of sense.

[@Bleekcastle]

Very true. That's always been my weekness. I have too much pride to be a platonic friend cause it rarely works in my favor (the few times I have tried it). I like your strategy tho. Wouldn't kill me to give it a shot.

[@Bleekcastle]

Yes sir indeed. Well said

[@lscamaro02]

dont forget that step one you speak of. women say there interested and they always have reasns not to date you lol

[@scarlettjane5240]

They get rid of girl friends every 6 months. "What happened to Pam?" *clicks tongue* *She think she cute." Truer words were never spoken.

[@ChristianChua]

the absolute king of comedy

[@875unknown]

*frantically scribbling down notes* This is the best lecture on reality I've ever attended!

[@juandef4115]

Chris Rock always been funny. But he just went up there for me in my book. Always rated him. But he nailed this shit on the head.

[@sabiontaylor58]

“You know why jada keeps platonic friends?” Well know

[@JagiFrisbee]

Chris Rock is simply a genius.

[@Speedy-ms6ck]

Chris Rock was way ahead of he's time; savage truth's. ( You see this all the time now in 2022 )

[@bevelynncube4288]

This guy says the truth in amazing ways.

[@marktforce]

My heart aches when i watch this

[@marcusanderson4652]

This gives me so much hope as a guy who is falling seriously in love with a woman who is with somebody else.

[@LaughterIsEvrything]

Ouch. My advise is to not get too close. You will only hurt yourself. If it's meant to be you will have your shot

[@moxide]

Have you been in his house yet and ate his food, drank his wine?

[@marcusanderson4652]

@@moxide What are you talking about?

[@JamesJones-wy7vt]

You're simping.

[@logicalblackman8228]

Low self-esteem in this one.

[@kelybigdeal]

He said the truth . When u like a woman who does not want u she treats u like fool , if she thinks she can gain something out of u she keeps u in a friend zone where u buy drinks and provide side emotional support . Save your emotions and care for the girl who wants u.

[@TheAlphalimamike]

So true so true..

[@holdwholetruthholy1511]

This guy is a comedy genius, there's never a point in his performance where I'm laughing at something because it's just stupid, like I often do for Chappelle. Rock's work is fresh, thoughtful, and most importantly, it's hilariously honest. I have no idea why he's not as popular as Eddie Murphy or Kevin Hart

[@cmoney0129]

Laughing in the outside and crying on the inside, for this is the shit I'm dealing with. 😂😭

[@muhammedomar5399]

I watched this and still fell for it....damn some lessons u don't need to learn from your own mistakes

[@80sgirl96]

“In case of emergency, break open glass.”

[@chase9285]

Have more self-respect than waiting around like a spare tire

[@johnkozlowski4617]

Exactly! Never be someone's backup choice! Politely decline her offer of friendship and for her to "give you a call when she changes her mind and IF YOU ARE STILL AVAILABLE."

[@artmieseelizabeth8074]

He spilled all the secrets 🤣🤣

[@christopherhenderson3248]

Hello

[@devilshive]

@@christopherhenderson3248 simp 😂😂😂

[@ibukunebenezeradepoju6199]

@@devilshive a year on and no response, lol that's hard

[@Frankya92]

I feel attacked 😂😂😭 but real talk, listening to this guy is like therapy

[@TheVegasbadboy]

lol the biggest joke is that ....they never break the glass chris.....never

[@eedobee]

randy wood Once you open it, it loses its value

[@lildel7698]

They break it when you become rich

[@creative_soul-recolo]

@@lildel7698 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@lildel7698]

makondelela tshoambea all girls really care about is money

[@ayrmont]

I would rather state... as financial stability...

[@taffycat93]

Nothing is funnier then Chris Rock's comedian voice! 😂 😂 😂

[@Mike-xt2lh]

Chris Rock & Dave Chapelle both Rock ! Women gotta have other women around to gossip and to spread rumors . Exactly what women say what they do is two different things . Chris Rock still speaking truth !

[@BallydowseRambler]

I’ll never forget my friend saying she sleeps with a friend occasionally when they are lonely. To quote her, “it doesn’t count though cause he’s gay.”

[@samyoe]

He summed it up well. So after getting into this situation as a male you can either stand idle in hope of that metaphorical emergency to occur or you can leave her behind so you can be more than a last resort. Though the girl usually gets into a hissy fit when you go with the latter option.

[@RedShipsofSpainAgain]

I can't upvote this video enough in proportion to how incredibly accurate it is about the truth and reality behind how many men a woman has had sex with.

[@shawnbracey5824]

One of the top 5 comedians ever hands down!

[@c.conga11]

Yep! My ex had "platonic" male "friends" that she had in her life for 10-15 years, she she was constantly messaging them at 2am, when she broke up with me she was on a date with one of them the next day

[@thatoneguy3883]

Damn, I guess that's just how she was raised

[@francesbrett1916]

I’m really sorry about that. I can PROMISE you, while I’m an affectionate person, we are NOT like that. My boyfriend has read about 90% of the conversations I’ve had with guys I have extra platonic attachment. The only 10% he HASN’T read is cos he keeps pushing my phone away when I’m trying to ask about something in the convo, and he’s like “I get it! And don’t worry, it’s fine!” If what Chris Rock said was true, I’d have cheated on my boyfriend and fucked 95% of my friends. But good luck trying to get my guy friends to be attracted to me 😂 I sure hope he’s joking cos he’s one misogynistic pig if he’s not

[@rahuldahoob]

​@@francesbrett1916mysoginyisctic pig?? You sound very very wokey cokey 😅😅😅😅

[@melenico4512]

They say a lot of truth is hidden behind comedy.

[@divyanshsati1116]

So melodic the way he speaks!

[@ict113090]

A woman who prefers "hanging out with guys because of less drama" should be one of the biggest red flags for single guys if it isn't already.

[@nyonelove7617]

Genius.

[@OneEyedKeys]

Should be shown to teenagers all around the world. This is not just comedy. It's truth. It would save alot of headaches....or worse....if young people knew this shit.

[@billybobobenner]

Truth Bombs, one after another, delivered with the perfect timing of an expert.

[@musingsofharmony3159]

Chris Rock's standup is funny as hell! I miss his comedy!

[@YOUNGMCBOI2pac]

Pure wisdom. I watch this before every first date tbh

[@TheToecutter79]

Friendzone? That just means don't waste your time and move on.

[@niltash4ever]

The GOAT of stand up

[@alundavies8402]

True

[@Karla_Marie]

Now you know I have to stop and listen to this. Truth does stand the test of time

[@renainc.6082]

This is sooo TRUE and PAINFUL

[@sparkzmentalz2]

Chris was basically breaking down beta simp behavior. Timeless jewels every boy should learn.

[@realrxs]

2020 and he’s still correct

[@Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

Did he invent the term "friend zone"?!

[@traysutherland8491]

coined it, yeah

[@Coops1985]

i think the show "friends" came up with it first

[@traysutherland8491]

thegreatCOOPS Yup, you're right. November 3, 1994, Joey called Ross the Mayor of the Friend Zone.

[@ish474]

Trayton Sutherland I got news for you I was the mayor of the friends zone long before '94

[@lildel7698]

I think it was used way before that in a movie

[@timharper4246]

This is more depressing than it is funny, because it's the truth.

[@loyaldude10]

the man is hilarious and so on point

[@Sunshinegal317]

“Two! I guess that is how you were raised!” Ha! Ha!!

[@sweetmetalchic]

oh good old 90s xD

[@davidlawson4281]

This is so true. They are called orbiters, hanging around “just in case”.

[@alexong2542]

That's why the only female friends a male has are the GF/wives of his bros and the ones he doesn't find attractive

[@tayxicfox9512]

Pretty much Only have 1 and that’s cause I don’t see her in a sexual way

[@cqualif]

@@tayxicfox9512 she probably sees you in a sexual way though. It can work both ways. Female/male friends are cool, but there are boundaries. I never really cared for female friends, but that’s just me.

[@funkyfiss]

As a woman I can verify that we only count boyfriends.

[@JTDyer21]

You mean like men only count girlfriends?

[@mahamedali5068]

You belong to the skreets

[@farfieldamplifiers2635]

@@JTDyer21 men count imaginary girlfriends as well.

[@funkyfiss]

@Brandon Moore no, we just count the ones that mattered. Accumulating numbers is a guy thing.

[@funkyfiss]

@@JTDyer21 I don't know, all guys I have met have a list of women they have slept with, not only girlfriend's.

[@Akakaze22]

A moment of silence for our brothers in the friendzone.

[@ocill77]

This brother was ahead of this time!