Christian Rock OR a Load of Crock?

Jared had way too much fun making these fake song names! Hope you all enjoy this episode and be sure to let us know what you'd like to see more of!
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[@quinnplays9166]

Jared just casually eating a cucumber is unsettling

[@rish1656]

he's preparing for his bedroom bible study with austin

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

I still have nightmares

[@midGuitarPlayer]

@@rish1656 sounds about right

[@alexbourgeois7863]

I do that to 😂

[@phantomechelon3628]

At least it wasn't a banana, which he had to unpeel first... 😉

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

I can’t demand a pornogrind version enthusiastically enough

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Filmed it recently! Austin does the names for it!

[@michaelc4526]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow OMG I can’t wait for it

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow yo sick!! can’t wait!

[@raa14211]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow cool

[@dcurleedcurlee7676]

The way Jared just ate a whole cucumber made me...uncomfortable.

[@thatonemetalhead_666]

👀

[@jaydengiertych3858]

Nah I enjoyed it lmfao🤣🤣🤣

[@jerm2332]

Idk man, cucumbers are pretty cool

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Yo, honestly me too!

[@Revelation22_5]

It was a hard fap that’s for sure

[@Zundfolge]

So the big takeaway here is that Jared needs to put out a Christian Rock album.

[@Phuckharris2024]

No he needs to eat a fucking steak bro

[@kellsinpdx]

But make it sound like black metal with Christian lyrics, I'm sure there is a fan base for that. 😄

[@kellsinpdx]

@Zachary Theriault Oh my God... of course there is. LOL

[@sEEKllsevN]

he had an old christian band, didnt he? i cant remember

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

@@sEEKllsevN that he did. Dissimulator was a Christian deathcore (I think) project that put out 2 or 3 albums. Not bad stuff, I’m all honesty. I didn’t know Christian bands could make stuff that heavy until I discovered them, turned me on to several good bands after that.

[@biscuitstheanteater7306]

I just watched the guy that played with Trivium and Howard Jones eat a 2 foot cucumber while talking about God. I’ve made it to youtube premium without even paying a dime

[@marty6779]

"D - Nothing too big for God" *munches on gigantic cucumber*

[@malcolmchristian5531]

There isin't a day that goes by that I don't watch you guys. I re-watch old and new episodes 24/7 and they never get old, I can't thank you guys enough for giving us endless joy and laughter🤘🏻❤

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

You a real one! Thank you for continuing to watch out content, we appreciate y’all so much 💜💜💜

[@DarkAnubis]

Samee re watchability on high 🔥

[@Phuckharris2024]

I suggest you seek mental help

[@ladyacid654]

"Nothing to Big For God" as Jared bites on his giant cucumber. Watching Dickey's confusion face as he hears the legit titles and band names is just fantastic. This video is gold

[@ImJustMe39]

The song "Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk is actually a cover of an older song by The Doobie Brothers from 1969.

[@messinalyle4030]

I *knew* it! Either it had to be a cover or else the Doobie Brothers had covered a DC Talk song. I've never been that familiar with Christian rock, but I knew the title of this song straight away, and knew it had to be the same song I was thinking of when Jared sang it. I grew up listening to a classic rock station that used to play the Doobie Brothers' version all the time.

[@matthewcarlson4923]

And when DC Talk sang it, they changed the Lyrics to Jesus is Still Alright.

[@athomeoutsideanywhere7550]

Byrds in '69, Doobies in '72*

[@randywissler9923]

Let's all be honest, To Hell With The Devil is a certified banger!!! 🤘🤘

[@TheChadster789]

I saw Stryper over the summer at a festival, they went HARD

[@BRUNHILDofficial]

The only one I knew for sure. 🤣

[@dukewild5071]

This is the best place to leave this so 11:00 Jesus is Just Alright is also a song STRYPER did, idk about BC TALK but I had to throw it out there

[@randywissler9923]

@@dukewild5071 also famously done by The Doobie Brothers

[@ievakalniskane1992]

it's funny watching Jared just slowly annihilating that cucumber

[@cjearnest203]

I was hoping for an impending doom reference but I forgot it was Christian rock not metal lol

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Fr I thought it was gonna be more Christian metal stuff, I forgot that any of the stuff on the list was technically considered “rock”. A lot of this was the kind of stuff I was listening to as a kid before I even knew what rock was.

[@TakeoInslayth]

I appreciate Jared for being a Stan for DC Talk

[@dylanstankewicz2601]

Was not expecting Jared to have the Frank Zappa stache

[@prashantsarkar821]

I love this series. I think powermetal would be a good place to find some ridiculous song names.

[@squibblez2517]

austin's wheezing gives me life

[@Xtina_9]

YES MORE DICKEYDINES THANK YOY

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Jared just going to town on that cucumber is just such a chill/weird experience 😂 Edit: if this is going to be a series, please please please do some post punk lol

[@thatonemetalhead_666]

I knew stryper was gonna be here🤣

[@DarkAnubis]

You guys have to keep this series going it’s hilarious 🔥

[@Talking_Bout_Driguez]

this was great homies and my boi Jared annihilated that cucumber!

[@Ruthann0351]

Didn't even read the title untill afterwards, and it is greatness. And to think you guys still manage to out do yourselves with the funny. I just love how analytical Aubs gets seriously trying to figure these out. You two are the best duo ever. Much love to the both of you. I had genuine tears in my eyes laughing at this one. Keep up the awesome work. ❤💕❤

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

All ways appreciate your thoughtful comments! 💜

[@Ruthann0351]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow There are no words. 🥰

[@TreyClay]

Live, Laugh, Lazurus could 100% be a The Devil Wears Prada title

[@Syzfox]

You guys are too funny 😂 Also need to give major props to Jared for making a metalcore album with Howard as good or better than The End Of Heartache 👌

[@jharju2352]

@ChaosFiftyThree Gooder than? Fer sher.

[@ElleryBickers]

Austin’s first reaction to Live, Laugh, Lazarus gets me every time

[@chelseadoll6269]

Jared over here just munching on Larry the Cucumber like it's NBD. 🥒 🪦

[@thecruisersbassist]

Jared's laugh is the most contagious thing on the planet istg

[@rvnsprng]

As a Christian and a metal head...this is everything I need in life xD Live, Laugh, Lazarus is my new worship band

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

They open every Sunday service with War Pigs, and the pastor raises up from the stage on a riser.

[@rvnsprng]

@@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 LADIES AND DJENTLEMAN..... ARE YOU READY TO GET HOLY!!!!! 1 2 3 4!!

[@alecoram7874]

I grew up with Audio Adrenaline and I have a soft spot for them. I'd definitely suggest giving Chevette a listen. The lyrics aren't necessarily about faith, but more about cruising through life in a cheap car. To me anyways. I listened to it lots in the back of my dad's car on road trips as a kid. I used to love Breakfast by Newsboys as well lol As much shade as Christian rock gets, it really wasn't too bad in the early 2000s.

[@jaydock8661]

Chevelle?

[@alecoram7874]

@@jaydock8661 the song "Chevette" by Audio Adrenaline

[@plantdesigns7889]

I actually saw Audio Adrenaline at a free show at a local mega church probably 20 years ago. I never really got into much christian rock other than Skillet, Kutless, and Pillar. There are some decent Christian metal bands out there. Demon Hunter, Oh Sleeper, August Burns Red to name a few.

[@zekegrey5655]

"When the toast is burnt and the milk has turned, Cap'n Crunch is waving farewell! When the big one finds you, may this song remind you that they don't serve breakfast in hell!“ - Newsboys

[@Xtina_9]

I AM A SKUNKY FREAK 😂😂

[@jch_music]

As a Christian and someone who grew up with some of these, this is hilarious. Worst of all, I only knew about half of these lol

[@michaelc4526]

You guys are the funniest content creators ever

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Yoooo! Thank you! Biggest compliment out there!!! 💜💜💜

[@MoonDevoured]

their laughs and how hard they make each other laugh is just the best

[@psychochicken9535]

Me on the first one: That sounds like a Stryper song.

[@lofidigitalmonk]

I laughed really hard watching this one! Did I detect a Chills impression when homie introduced one of the numbers? 😂

[@Punkmonker]

Christian Rock or Poppycock would be a little better, but this is still gonna be good

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

That honestly is inarguably a better name but I’m worried about putting it in the video title because yea KZbin really is that lame with words

[@claynesbit7552]

I laughed way too hard at all of this

[@ExUSSailor]

There is something vaguely disturbing about watching Jared taking bites out of a big cucumber...

[@carlyh4315]

THE BOYS ARE BACK. They didn't leave but they're back

[@trentonbell7383]

The goats 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 if there's anybody I could ever Collab with it'd be you guys🙌🏼

[@kenthart7519]

You should play a sound bite from these songs too. Needtobreathe is legit especially the Outsiders album. Solid music(Ians) Third Day "you make me mad" is a 90s rock through and through Newsboys "breakfast" is a fun song Legit when there was more creativity to the Christian music world.

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

For real, once 2010 hit most Christian music became nonsensical, feel good hypno-chant nonsense mass produced by mega church affiliate bands and washed up Christian artists that ran out of ideas. On the bright side, there’s a large void to be filled in that genre, which means opportunities for creative musicians with a passion and a purpose.

[@zebkerr6540]

I totally agree, "washed by the water" is such a deep song but I see how on the surface it could come off as shallow and straightforward.

[@discipleaaron]

@@ScrewBallTheAlien Disciple, We Are Messengers, and Skillet are really the only top bands I have been enjoying. I feel every christian song that is played on Klove and Air1 sounds the same. Air1 used to be a cool station.

[@kenthart7519]

@@discipleaaron I think you'll enjoy or at least appreciate Wolves at the Gate

[@MrMetalhorse]

This entire comment section will be about that cucumber isn't it?

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

It’s okay, I accepted this while editing LOL

[@dancarrington7100]

I actually got a few of them right. I think it's cool that Jared knows that song by Newsboys.

[@irishjoe9195]

Congrats to Jared commenting to the Lance Dowds look of Clerks 2!

[@Zundfolge]

DC Talk's "Jesus is Just Alright" is a cover of a Doobie Brother's song (which was a cover of a Byrds song, which was a cover of a gospel song by The Art Reynolds Singers).

[@JFrohlichMusic]

Took me 6/½ minutes to realize Jared is eating a cucumber

[@amandacruz6004]

The fact that yall posted the DAY AFTER I got checked into a mental hospital is criminal 😫 just got out today

[@christiansales45]

Fuckin appreciate you bois man, keep making things that YOU enjoy making

[@amitheoneforu]

Breakfast was a banger back when I was in elementary school, I forgot that song even existed hahaha. Show Austin a video of Newsboys spinning drum set!

[@robertfinch6602]

Man Jared I used to have a Newsboys, Switchfoot, and Third Day Cd brings back memories man..✅

[@enasal-qawamshe374]

Whenever I’m sad I always watch your videos. You guys are hilarious

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Oh man they actually did it. Time to see how much of my childhood is in here. Third Day, Rebecca St. James, and Newsboys referenced in a DickeyDinesShow video. What alternate dimension am I in? Ngl I like the song “Breakfast”. It’s a song about Christians not having to mourn when one of their own dies because of the hope they have in the next life. Least that’s the vibe I got from listening to it as a kid.

[@landonvincent7974]

I agree. Breakfast is an excellent song with some great wordplay and nuance to it.

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

@@cyrusfreeman3304 oh absolutely.

[@hannahfannibal3636]

Not me seeing the word “breakfast” and my brain immediately unlocking the feral memory of my youth group sing-screaming “they DON’T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL”

[@Graves_187]

This video hit different.. growing up in a Christian household I was pretty familiar with most of these songs lmao Great video though boys, never fail to make me laugh!

[@MerynMTG]

YESSS I was waiting for this video. Good day in the donkeydunes show

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Hope you enjoyed it!

[@p.dylanesau3559]

With the amount of dad joke titles increasing on this channel, I gotta ask... which one of you boys knocked someone up?

[@crimsonrose4648]

I appreciate in a video about Christians the homage to veggie tales by just casually eating a whole cucumber. Rip Larry.

[@eternalAku]

Finally a new video from you guys... funny as usual... fueled by faith XD

[@Patty-P]

F*cking genius title lol

[@benwebb4424]

If you want a really interesting listen, there was a Christian goregrind band back in the early 2000s called Vomitorial Corpulence. I haven't heard about them in forever so I assume they split up but I'm actually not certain. They had song titles like Hammering Satan's Head and Christ Is The Demon Crusher. My personal favorite song from them is Festering Insalubrious Bowel Hemorrhaging Of Cancerous Pustulosus And Abdominal Abscess Discharge Of The Intestinal Tract. What an odd dichotomy of subject matter that is.

[@harrysimpson722]

Why was I ready for him to say Big Wiggly Style by The Devil Wears Prada

[@lordoftheelements2112]

This was hilarious! You had me laughing longer than I have in a long time with this and Black Metal or Bullshit. We definitely need more of these in the future!

[@jonaharledge3180]

I remember when newsboys played a show in my home town, and Slipknot had played the day before which I found out a few years later, and the newsboys used Joeys drum kit where it rose up and span, which was hilarious thinking back on a gospel drummer playing a full metal kit with the tribal S and nonagram on the bass drums

[@coreyu4590]

"number 7" lmao sounding like -Chills. Nuuummbberrr sseeeveeeenn.

[@volrath__]

"Baptized in The River" I am sure is taken from the Good Charlotte song that features M Shadows 🤣

[@justinwisner3040]

Please do more of these! I grew up on this music, and spent several years in a band sharing the stage with many of the artists you mentioned. I have never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂

[@corbandallas1905]

I used to listen to both Audio Adrenaline, Third Day, DC Talk, Stryper, all of em including Newsboys. All of their music got me into the next stage of harder music, hardcore and punk, then to metal. If it wasn’t for listening to them all under the age of 12, I don’t know if I would have had the want to dive deeper and deeper. From the early bands I got into ZAO, Living Sacrifice, Embodyment, Spoken, etc, and all of those bands are still awesome from time to time 🤘🏼

[@Tysandifer]

2:15 Jared doin the good lords work lol

[@redrider5118]

These remind of that Christian rock South Park episode 😂

[@AnthonyWabo]

THEM BOIS ARE BACK

[@Warlock7764]

Jesus brought the boys back.

[@Drummerjon]

I think this is the hardest I've heard Austin Laugh

[@therocketmanarch]

Yeah. Usually, the one who is laughing his ass off is Jared)

[@gordon13344]

You could do Power metal song or Bologna video in the same style.

[@Striker-pd3do]

I've missed you guys! Welcome back.

[@killslay]

The Doobie Brothers did a version of Jesus is Just Alright. It's really catchy

[@joshuacreed1250]

Love when I get a DickeyDines notification, you guys never stop making my days better. yall inspired me to put out my own music too, we just had our first single release on Nov 8th . yall are awesome ! much love from Marysville Wa :D

[@jacubburton8504]

I've been watching your videos for years, and I found a video, top ten most insane breakdowns i think. I had been very depressed at the time and that video had me laughing to tears at the bar of this restaurant I was at. I would really enjoy it if you guys could do that again, bring some fire breakdowns and make me laugh. P.S. sweet cucumber bro

[@jtrocker9976]

I haven’t watch this channel in a while, but I needed a good laugh.

[@jackdav0557]

Pirate metal next😂

[@mynamejosh5536]

Live, Laugh, Lazarus almost killed me ded 😆 🤣 You Dinky Donkers

[@justinjohnson7953]

I knew all of these but never would’ve categorized any of these as rock bands, except Stryper

[@disturbedenvironmentalist2313]

Absolutely do more of these kinds of videos

[@benthescientist]

Thank you so much for doing more episodes of the croinkycrimes show!

[@boromirjonah5774]

DC Talk did "Jesus is just alright" but its a cover of the doobie brothers song from the 70's

[@alwasitacatisaw1275]

Yo, cucumber and mustard is a snack I honestly enjoy (maybe it doesn’t work with every mustard I might add).

[@andrewpappas9311]

I love the names Jared came up with, though I will say that I thought Jesus Is Just Alright was going to be The Doobie Brothers song

[@DurggenMsCurggen66]

Great job getting back at Austin. This was great

[@caifabe8050]

i fucking DIED at Live, Laugh, Lazarus

[@onemorebrew4070]

Suffocated by the inability to breathe just sounds like Dying Fetus

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

“You guys are really deep”😂😂

[@crossfadeSB7]

I thought he was joking. Man ate the whole thing right in front of us.

[@vincentvanghool6723]

I saw Stryper live about 6 months ago, and they killed. They closed the show on To Hell with the Devil, which was the title track of their third album in 1986. It was the top selling Christian album until I think POD put out Satellite in 01.

[@mikeyhammerfoot2904]

WHEN THE FUCKIN TOAST IS BURNING AND THE FUCKIN MILK HAS TURNED AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL

[@ALEX-Extreme]

Why I’m am picturing singers yelling these Lyrics in their songs 😂

[@Coffeepotion]

Audio Adrenaline isn't _that_ bad for a band name considering the competition...

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Honestly I think the name is totally fine. That just sounds like a very 90’s rock band, fitting for the time.

[@mynameisjack0618]

Jesus is Just Alright was originally made famous by The Byrds, and then Doobie Brothers made a pretty good cover of it

[@Recklessghost]

VIKING AND OR PIRATE METAL HASSSSS TO BE NEXT lmao!!! Love you dudes 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@cavemanlift]

Now go lookup Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. Forgot the name of the band but yes, that was real

[@Miss.Elaineous]

Reliant K

[@Kurtiswayne91]

Keeping up with the commandments is the best one 🤣