Can You Guess The Real Band Name?

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This was probably one of the funniest episodes in a long time 🤘

[@demoticwhippzzztv]

Hey you guys should do a part 2 to the bad breakups video you guys done a while back

[@everyoneelsemovedonfan]

I found sh*tlips and it's literally gibberish lol... Spotify my guy

[@thomaswalsh9853]

Let’s see if we can get Howard Jones to be in a video

[@konradrothenburger7078]

Ay boys ^^ i just had an idea... you guys should react to vocodah. The guys a beatboxer and what he does with his voice is just beyond insane 😱 would love to see your reaction

[@ShadowsK.Y]

"NUMBER D" - Jared Dines 2021

[@lilo5437]

I can’t 😂

[@troysmithfr]

I had a teacher that made the same mistake back in elementary school

[@oresthopiak8609]

It's hexadecimal (mic drop)

[@doofder4380]

What time

[@drewgamezzz8482]

"The Great Bang" -Jared Dines 2021

[@brutalsphincter2133]

Brutal Sphincter sucks. They are the worst.

[@ianmcveigh6943]

You guys are the only band I knew from the list

[@LRM12o8]

You guys like Claptrap, do you?

[@kangoowhatever3177]

I remember ur guitarist riddo coming to us while the rest of the band was late with him just trying ti kill time in lux. He's a great dude

[@borbleborb4586]

Oh, I get it! It’s like the “Primus sucks!” situation

[@lrballistics]

I appreciate the belly dancing on the art of squirting live video lmao

[@AnnihilatingKaos2012]

Imagine how the Grammys would be with these bands 😂

[@therestingmitchface6241]

I would watch just to see how uncomfortable the announcers get

[@AnnihilatingKaos2012]

@@therestingmitchface6241 “for best selling band of the year, the award goes to... Aborted Hitlers Cock!” 😂

[@PU72L3]

You mean the Grammys would actually be good??!?! LOL

[@solarwinds5114]

Grammy's don't give a shit about metal tho

[@andrewpappas9311]

And the Grammy for Best Metal Performance goes to.... THE CUMSHOTS

[@therestingmitchface6241]

After seeing the “Big Bird’s Murderer”, I wanna make a band called “Elmo’s Funeral”

[@sergioavila6232]

@GoFuckYourself DumbFuck sesame street massacre

[@Ronaldrygun]

After seeing bathtub shitter I wanna start a band called waffle stomp

[@aylinespino]

this made me audibly cackle

[@dash5844]

I love that they don't remember that they've reacted to Killitorous before lol

[@erikdahlgren6656]

Was gonna comment the same.🤘

[@A.Bus.Routes]

It's a repressed memory (also which video?)

[@dash5844]

@@A.Bus.Routes Reacting to cringey music videos is the video its from kzbin.info/www/bejne/aprCi6uLe9qIpZY

[@pirouz_roshanzamir]

And I'm sorta concerned that you do remember. Lol

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

I mean it wasn't exactly a good band...

[@SarcasticCupcake223]

I'd never skip an ad again if all ads / sponsorships were made by Austin XD

[@DippedTeaBag]

Honestly XD

[@Dickey7861]

You are too kind, thank you :)

[@thebuckethatguy]

Same honestly

[@doig455]

True I would watch a full 1 hour video of just dickeys ads

[@nickshepley2566]

Right I was thinking have this guy do the ads for KZbin period

[@samualthehumanperson7677]

Anal Blast actually used to be a death metal band from Minnesota(My home state!). In fact, some of the members of that band eventually went on to join Slipknot… I am not kidding.

[@dantevega5103]

John Doe Fucked a Deer sound so legit tho, I could see their debut album called like Roadkill or something, and for some reason I thought of IWrestledABearOnce when I heard that option

[@DragonTigerBoss]

I genuinely thought I heard that one somewhere before.

[@phantomechelon3628]

Or John Deere Fucked A Doe (in a tractor).

[@dantevega5103]

Ik it sounds so legit

[@mikebarnes7441]

@@phantomechelon3628 that one is exponentially better 😆

[@biz.limpkit]

These manscaped ads are so convincing, I’m tempted to spend hundreds on their site and I don’t even have balls

[@noahleach7690]

Just grow some, or find a guy and take his it’s not that hard

[@im4g0d_1]

@@noahleach7690 don’t you dare condone that.

[@DanceOfTheDawn5963]

Take some from your boy he’ll lend you a few just take them when he ain’t looking :)

[@SusiPedersen]

The Cumshots is a norwegian band, the front singer is a norwegian comedian, he also has a band called The Dogs, its great, highly recommend 😁👌🏻 ~Sincerely, a norwegian

[@Tacritania]

Can we get an upvote? Hell yeah, brother.

[@neurosin]

The Dildos are also an actual band. Lol.

[@kriegsheim]

They had a couple fuck on stage, very good band

[@kriegsheim]

@Destiny Aguinaldo heh

[@deadliestassassin3092]

I only know of the band because Norwegian black metal band Tsjuder's former drummer AntiChristian was a member of that band. Now he's in quite a few bands like Grimfist and Gothminister.

[@lilo5437]

I wish Jared would let us hear a snippet of the bands

[@im4g0d_1]

10/10

[@LogicOfCrocs]

@Sid The sloth go away old man

[@LogicOfCrocs]

@Sid The sloth she was just saying it would be a nice addition to the video

[@SeanORaigh]

I imagine most of these bands have empty Bandcamp pages linking off to a Facebook where the only posts are four years old hyping up their upcoming EP that never came out.

[@florianlassnig9769]

After knowing the names of these bands, I‘m actually really curious what they sound like. Bathtub Shitter is a japanese grindcore band btw.

[@draleigh8881]

dude manscaped better be paying austin some good money for these commercials.too good man haha

[@skeletondoctor1026]

I like how Jared didn't mention that Anal Blast was a band made up of Jim Root, Joey Jordison, and Paul Gray.

[@SlyHikari03]

It also had Bill Heidahl of BFG, Hussar, Before God and West Wall. Sadly He died in 2013, No idea if he played on any of the records but he was a member at one point according to Metal Archives.

[@TheHorror415]

Apparently Donnie Steele was in it too

[@dylanvasicadrums]

There’s something about Dickey’s facial expressions that always makes me laugh

[@lukas6550]

Hahaha Austin's laugh at "nunfuckers" 18:36 had me dying 😭😂

[@iparsw]

What was the b ??

[@lilo5437]

The ads are getting better and better 😂 It’s the “Getty Images” for me

[@Danielboi_247]

yoooo I just wanted to say I’m a HUGE fan of tbis channel and literally stop whatever I’m doing to watch a video. Keep up the 🔥 content guys

[@Malchotheracoon]

The follow up video should be Jared and Austin reacting to the music of the real bands !

[@tpags7398]

9:22 I know enough about obscure MySpace grindcore bands to get this one immediately

[@ZaccScissorlip]

Austin gives off Dad energy now, and I'm here for it

[@CheddarTheShredder]

Spotify is going to have a aneurysm trying to find music for me after searching all of these bands

[@AhMrJIAssume]

14:27 All jokes aside, Misery Ensues is actually a half decent band name

[@Frustratia]

I actually got to see Killitoris play live. Awesome show.

[@kalistainman8030]

Austin always makes me laugh to the point of tears. He has the same kind of humor of this kid I used to go to school with. He was always making me laugh.❤❤

[@numusick5251]

We used to do a segment on our Podcast called is it a real band and a lot of these names came up so I had an unfair advantage lol Now I kind of want to bring the segment back thanks guys 🤣

[@dmytroandryeyev6445]

This is easily the best DD episode in like a year and a half. Part 2 would be really nice

[@brandoncollins4125]

Austin always does the. Absolute. Best. Ad-reads. Ever.

[@TobyReese]

i can’t stop laughing between 8:43-8:48 that “buy my merch *hiyuh* ” killed me

[@rmk6444]

I can’t with Austin’s ad segments 😭😭 I never skip through them!

[@randytroiano4254]

“Let’s get right into it” Video starts four and half minutes in lolll

[@facethefrontier]

Yaaaaaas dudes, part 2 would be awesome!

[@masonbishop4289]

This is by far one of my favorite videos you guys have done

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

8:31 is one of the best moments ever captured on film

[@marginjinkbirdie9241]

Ya know, They are so freaking classy. With their kombucha and sparkling water. These guys are totally just good people in general. (Not because they drink sparkling mineral water ((and kombucha)), thats not what I mean lol.)

[@89ry89]

Would love to see a part two of this. This was wonderful to watch.

[@theheadbangguy5985]

I just about died on Asspounder 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HTG2004]

That was the funniest video in a LONG time I saw

[@joshua_5683]

That Fronzilla imitation was so on point haha

[@aaliyahcobain1318]

I'm so happy, a new video! 😍

[@martinpetric8433]

U should watch more religius antimetal documentaries(lets call them that) 😂😂😂

[@stryderguitars]

I’m starting Big Bird’s Murderer tomorrow. Gonna be the next big thing in metal 😂

[@Chase_west92]

I'm so surprised you guys didn't listen to preschool tea party massacre back in like 09. haha "Talkin bout the rollers, talkin bout them strollers, my nuts is so big i carry them in a stroller"

[@im4g0d_1]

They were the best! Ha

[@MoonDevoured]

the cherry on top would've been to show the band's logo and maybe a snippet of their music once the winner of each turn was declared 🤘🏻

[@paulcowan6782]

Why does the Great Fart sound like a Tenacious D movie?🤣

[@sidthejovian5105]

Hey, Austin, hey Jared!

[@ianspy1]

*hey dad (just wanted to be weird ...)

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@ianspy1 hey stepson

[@Dickey7861]

Hewwo :3

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@Dickey7861 Heyyo ✌🏻😖

[@Moxx3]

An Anne of Green Gables reference in the wild?? Bless. I live in Prince Edward Island, where Anne is from, and it's always so surprising when I hear anyone mention the Series. Thank you DickeyDines.

[@raiden6428]

Well this is a nice surprise at 430 a.m.

[@NeverMars]

why there is not my band logo?

[@CrackerJack787]

Hope y'all are staying safe.

[@thecleanslateshow4593]

Love you guys let’s get it✨🙏🏻

[@erikpuckett7485]

just got into you guys about a year ago and have watched all your videos. dds never misses. love you guys

[@misterwiggins757]

Ooo my favorite couple posted

[@xpndblhero5170]

That was hilarious, I could not stop laughing..... This has to be a game and I think Jared and Dickey need to make it. 😂

[@marginjinkbirdie9241]

Hey dudes!!! Damn you guys literally spark genuine joy in me lol

[@collt091]

two of the funniest people on yt

[@sadboisean98]

I wonder if I'm the only one that will actually go check out each of these bands 🤣🤣

[@noahleach7690]

Yes, everybody else has something else to do

[@aishahsorfina9978]

Jared wearing glasses😍

[@thepixelglitched]

Have to say Dickey and Steve-O are the best when it comes to sponsor ads.

[@potluck5896]

Austin talking about the old dude telling him about the "Shit Lips" is hilarious at 13:34 ... "Nah man, I've never heard of the Shit Lips"

[@somewhiteguy8444]

I'm starting a band called Kill Grandma

[@haydenw2506]

im surprised i managed to catch a dickeydines video this early, its fuckin 3 am here

[@ohdell85]

Bathtub shitter reminded me of the reddit episode where a guy shit in his tub, freaked out and threw it in a hole in the wall. Bet that's the founding member

[@uglypineapple03]

This brings me great pleasure

[@thanebear]

This is why I subscribed.

[@erikdahlgren6656]

Yes, we need Austin to do the same to Jared!🤘

[@danielskrivan6921]

Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. "Many bands had names like 'Death.' We weren't that hardcore. Our band was called 'Injured.'"

[@damianpaterno7900]

I would love to watch a part 2

[@robindreier9796]

15:25 thanks for telling us the correct answer in advance!

[@robbieredrum5953]

I remember Preschool Tea Party Massacre from myspace days. Oh, the memories.

[@loismylane]

Hey whats up guys? Love the content

[@flixon3795]

dickey dines ads are the only ones I never skip, always funny to watch

[@benchurchill9735]

Jared, everyone should be coming to you for their band names from now on.

[@tudersin]

I feel slightly embarrassed that when bathtub shitter popped up I was like "Yeah I know them"

[@justbehappy9890]

Preschool Tea party massacre is dope I heard about them in like 2012-2013.

[@superleekegshoondinovevo6998]

Damn I haven't watched this channel in a year but I guess I have like 20 videos to watch so that's good

[@andrewpappas9311]

I love that out of all these band names Venus Flytrap sounds the most legit but that isn't to say I wasn't laughing my ass off when hearing the names

[@alx_p_]

"The Great Fart" This one killed me 😂

[@umslurp_8198]

I have never laughed at any one more consistent then you guys keep it up 😂

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

Love the channel, Dickey almost carries the comedy relief. 😂😂

[@andreasgrnnebk1385]

Anal vomit is actually a great band tho. I believe the name is a reference to a sarcófago song of the same name if i remember correctly.

[@neeltheother2342]

Hell yeah, we need a part two!!!

[@BrandonM.N]

Bathtub Shitter actually slaps 👌

[@theoutsider1140]

15:03 Austin is like: “Yeah...I can see that...” 🤣👌🏻

[@colbybrown7822]

“They all sound like solo projects these people don’t have friends!” I spit out my beer

[@tevildo9383]

Brutal Sphincter are actually really good, and I knew about them before this video. Definitely do a part 2.

[@itterashai]

Dicky is literally the funniest advertisment mind I've ever seen, first time I've ever laughed

[@bbydoll01]

This was amazing lmao I hope you guys make more of these!

[@richiemajewski6960]

TFW you know every single one of these bands

[@grandmasterlu9091]

Jared kept killing me with the "Because they're all correct!"

[@tntproductions241]

We need a part 2!!

[@danielmontgomery7657]

I'm gonna look up all these bands now. i'm curious.

[@MattorsomethingMattoraomething]

this is hilarious i love u guys

[@CrusherHF]

That Fronz impression was spot on honestly

[@damianvanlier4043]

I gotta 9/10 and I'm weirdly proud of that.

[@lilyrahman9725]

I'm already crying laughing this is the best day

[@Lethalinject101]

Damn lmao the La Dispute shade.. DArLiNg!!!

[@jesselazenby912]

somebody needs to make a Dicky Dines Show out of context video

[@markfetherman9098]

Bring in the Slamming Lobsters 🤣