Our Terrible Apocalypse Survival Plans - Chuckle Sandwich EP 65

[@ChuckleSandwich]

Thanks for watching the episode Chucklers! As always, let us know any fun topics you'd like us to talk about that would make a fun episode!

[@macale9966]

no

[@luansh55]

Thered a slimesomething guy, he would be a very good guest

[@Fru1tz16]

A episode where you rank obscure webshows (dhmis and Charlie the unicorn type shows)

[@thecommunistparty6640]

The best quest on Chuckle Sandwich... Jambo

[@why3994]

Talk about the markiplier episode

[@TwistedTerrain579]

I think it would be funny if Charlie (when he's ready) came back for one episode as a special guest and he acts as if he has never been on the podcast before

[@stinkyboi2795]

He died in a horrible accident that schlat and Ted had nothing to do with

[@jamesbenis3734]

Bro he’s dead, what are you on

[@newshirrt]

who’s charlie?

[@bloodwolf2609]

he should act like hes the DayZ guy

[@achilles4655]

Do not speak of he who must not be named

[@TedNivison]

I swear to you, these ramps are gonna change the outcome of the apocalypse and nobody can tell me otherwise

[@epicperson6715]

ok tedward

[@waki8893]

like you roller bladed down a ramp with a metal rebar and destroyed my ligaments

[@dylanchristman978]

We shall see...

[@convoid1888]

I can and I will tell you otherwise.

[@DominoCord]

Ted you are delusional if you think that a ramp industry is going to change the fate of the world

[@babyvirgo00-88]

Ted’s “ramp” argument has the same energy as Schlatt’s “moving the earth” argument

[@marz4705]

Ooo what ep is the moving the earth argument from?

[@daffierpython7755]

Or "shlatts" "flying" "Charizard" argument against the lions

[@jamstadahamsta4405]

Moving the earth is significantly more logical

[@angadgrewal9324]

expect schlatt argument makes a lot more sense and is more realistic

[@owendawson5424]

Schlatt's earth theory has been proposed by many people and would mean space travel would be much cheaper, all we would have to do is strap a few huge engines, or some propulsion system to it, and make an artificial sun.

[@allanrincon7200]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while betraying your closest friends and allies in the apocalypse

[@derpyhead3414]

Day z moment

[@Michael.alb.08]

this comment is favorite puppy.

[@Jacksynth]

Watching Schlatt bounce Jambo against the mic while laughing hysterically is the hardest I've ever laughed while watching this podcast. 51:33

[@hexteria3986]

the best part is them just ignoring it

[@duckified.]

"jambo" "loves" to "play" the "drums"

[@ultramarroonvortex681]

I love it when schlatt says "its shlattinn time" and schloots everywhere

[@OfficialOcDzn]

just big dawg facts

[@justacomment97]

That’s our schlagg

[@zipp3rf1sh95]

bro what

[@clash3583]

schloots

[@Zack-ds9rs]

schloots his shmilk

[@spzpekka4312]

I am coming for the sandwich.

[@ocj1313]

production has increased ever since they murdered Charlie in cold blood

[@jimbojimbo7756]

@@ocj1313 who’s Charlie are you talking about when Ted and “schlatt” had the moist man on the podcast?

[@SwarmerGaming]

This is the clip you've all been looking for: 📎

[@Raphe9000]

November just started and I'm already about to chuckle all over my screen from seeing those glorious chops.

[@jack_blacksplaque8022]

@@ocj1313 woah woah woah, Charlie? Who’s Charlie all I know is [REDACTED]

[@mayorofspicytown893]

I'm so glad they got Soup as a guest. He's very busy so this is super rare.

[@tossoutacc9241]

He’s a business man with much to do

[@ladeedadaday6788]

souper rare

[@p-funk5562]

LMAO Ted trying to gaslight schlatt about the circle people was such a good bit

[@thegugster]

best part was when they fused together, looked at the camera and said “it’s time to schred”

[@equan9830]

This is the one

[@ThisBoiDraws]

Best comment

[@FitinLizard]

this man really said he'd save jambo over his family. as if jambo isn't the cat that ate 20 fridge magnets. as if jambo wouldn't eat pure radioactive waste instead of anything actually affected by the apocolypse 3 days in.

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

Schlatt would literally constantly have to make sure jambo doesn't eat anything and everything

[@Memu_]

He has already done so much to keep the little guy alive and relatively healthy. His main goal in the apocalypse would probably just be to keep his cats alive.

[@havehadit460]

I like tucker on the podcast, every podcast needs a faceless, disembodied voice of wisdom and fact checking Edit) damn I've never had this many likes on a comment

[@heehooeef1262]

Like overly sarcastic podcast

[@Memu_]

@@heehooeef1262 Like the Joe podcast

[@Melonrevenge77]

@@Memu_ who’s joe

[@Memu_]

@@Melonrevenge77 rog

[@Memu_]

@@Melonrevenge77 an

[@carsoncomplains]

We all know Schlatt’s plan is to nickname himself Pops and continue hosting a podcast

[@thecat.645]

Perchance

[@gabe_iadeluca]

“Schlatt’s”

[@theLosrKlub]

Fallout 4 diamond city radio style

[@jco_sfm]

popsicle "pops" stick

[@darceyharvey2340]

Then someone runs in and unalives him

[@razorrandom4056]

Really wanted schlatt to just pull the green screen and reveal hes been at his old home the whole time

[@diamondrel5190]

I thought that was gonna happen too lmfao

[@TheJakeaboo]

Hi, I work at a baseball facility as a groundskeeper and I’ve worked there for 5 years. Since this podcast started I mow the fields listening to your podcast every time. I’ve legit grown up with you guys and your terrible would you rathers. This is my last week working until I move on from my job to bigger and better things. Thank you so much for the chuckles and joy you have given me at work when all else has failed. Truly will appreciate it and remember it forever ❤️💚

[@Memu_]

I was expecting a joke but I guessed wrong

[@Bigdude0444]

Shit dude I'm happy for you. Hope all is well.

[@georgejones3826]

Schlatt and Ted could play the best couple with a severely strained relationship lol

[@punkuin5208]

Dennis & Mac

[@Dryy_Cereal]

Chuckle Sandwich is the perfect podcast to listen to while you're trick or treating a day after Halloween

[@SirAlexanderr]

Wat

[@jack_blacksplaque8022]

Agreed

[@Jeremie_Notebaert]

Less than 5 minutes in and Schlatt is already aggressive

[@doomguy2020]

Just how I like him

[@aniyilator]

@@doomguy2020 Damn right

[@tinkietunky4633]

I personally would just not let a zombie eat me.

[@judeblack4360]

Mood

[@liammcelroy2265]

Based

[@seawolf5153]

Real?

[@heibk-2019]

Damn why didnt i think of that

[@theslate7987]

If you just say no, it legally can’t do anything to you

[@mallieblake9666]

schlatt just laughing about bouncing jambo is so funny to me😭😭

[@sincerely-insincere]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while dodging barrels thrown by ted “donkey kong” nivison in the apocalypse

[@dwrsseler5526]

the markiplier episode was insane. seeing everyone on the subreddit screaming about it brings me back.

[@irlzombie437]

schlatt bouncing jambo on the mic while tucker and ted keep trying to have a conversation is literally the funniest thing that has ever happened on this podcast. 51:33

[@-Gug-]

I think that a crimes tier list would be silly and goofy, I'm goosin to see where petty theft gets placed

[@ethanbarker7955]

i love hearing tucker talk cause you have two influencers who are in the zone and just some guy in the background who sounds like he feels out of place

[@meganthequick9304]

Schlatt playing with Jambo near the end is the best thing

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while completely and utterly failing to thrive in a post-apocalyptic world!

[@Just_Tamaki]

"let's go to something more positive, like, i don't know, the apocalypse" is an amazing line

[@HydroniteTB]

What a great episode to watch while hiding a zombie bite!

[@jude802]

12:45 The IRS actually has an immensely detailed contingency plan on how to continue to collect taxes in the event of an apocalypse/societal collapse, sorry

[@al_x2138]

I can't believe Tedunkulus and Schlamunkulis decided to celebrate ChuckleWeen! I liked the part where Slimunkulus came back to life!

[@GWPetersFilm]

If only

[@theslate7987]

Uh huh

[@Clammychow]

I have legitimately heard schlatt talk about soggy biscuit three times today. In the morning i listened to two sleep deprived uploads that happened to both mention soggy biscuit (both a year apart), and he mentioned it again here at 6:20

[@Skeet8813]

Im so excited for the 65th straight week of chuckling and chortling!

[@zia606]

As someone who also considered ending themselves during the missile crisis in hawaii, I’m glad Schlatt talked about how he’d do it too! It was so relatable and definitely a favorite puppy moment!!

[@zekeththegeeketh8094]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while preparing for the zombie apocalypse that definitely won't happen on August 15th 2027

[@Pig_stain]

I'm so glad that they're helping us plan for the apocalypse their gonna cause. So thoughtful!

[@netapel2625]

I love how Schlatt's Idea of moving the earth millions of years in the future is still more believable than Ted's Zombie Apocalypse Ramp Empire.

[@rayleebarber9471]

Schaltt is preparing us for when he pulls another "incident" like back in '99

[@here151]

Oh no. Would schlitt really do that again??

[@CalamityBlamity]

Hey I just wanna say thanks so much for the more frequent uploads, this podcast is definitely one of the more entertaining things I can turn my brain off to

[@JohnMonty]

I am definitely an avid tucker enjoyer. His voice speaks to me in ways I can’t explain.

[@Skeet8813]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while trying to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse

[@kanerva123]

"Let this be my formal apology okay, I am a victim" -Ted 20:40

[@felinedawaffle220]

ted : cutest cat on the planet or family scatt : cutest cat. ted : welcome to chuckle sandwich everybody!

[@ghostied3889]

Ted: gaslights schlatt about something he didnt do, also Ted: fighs the world about ramps and barrels

[@AzelleTown]

i love how schlatt plays with jumbo because he just handles him like he's a plushie and because this cat has like 0 neurons running in his little head jambo is completely fine with it

[@LoraaxxLock]

There are very few things left in this world that bring light to our lives. The intro song to Chuckle Sandwich will always be one of those things

[@perseverance2340]

I feel safe when tucker is on the pod. Thanks tucker :)

[@Calthecool]

I love the idea that red barrels are a fictitious item, like a magic wand.

[@aecusregen4614]

Ted: "These ramps are tremendous. We're building the ramps and the zombies are gonna pay for it."

[@LaurenTheorist]

It was reassuring to hear that these guys were nervous about the world ending back in 2012 too. I was 12 and was trying to make peace with the world ending because it felt so real.

[@piersyfy4148]

On like my 100th listen to this episode I am observing that the arguments Schlatt make for not wanting to be a part of Ted's zombie power scheme pretty much fits perfectly for industrialization itself. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty with the labor because there could be an accident. He doesn't want to put people to work to do it for him because doing that is "terrible", risking their skin. So what we're learning here is that if industrial society isn't already prepared for Scatt, he would rather take himself out than spend any amount of energy trying to do something constructive beyond a very non-committal amount of "playing" for some vague scientific purpose.

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

It’s why America is falling behind on the world stage. No Americans want to spend more than a year working towards a goal. They spend a year doing it and think “damn, I haven’t hit my goal yet? This sucks, I’m gonna be a KZbinr.”

[@tictac2102]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while cultivating a week long friendship, while planning to betray and kill then at the end of the week.

[@Error8_Fixed]

This is now one of my favorite episodes

[@lightningpoweredfilms]

Tucker ain’t Charlie, but he is a welcome edition to the podcast

[@scottm7079]

*addition lol

[@peggycarter2152]

watching back at old episodes and as someone born in 2008 who was half asleep, I whipped my head around. Ted's my fave sooooo that was pretty cool. also, I like the ramps, my bias toward Ted aside.

[@alexh1701]

The perfect podcast to prefer your cat over everybody else

[@jamzee_]

Perfect podcast to listen to while crushing zombie skulls.

[@Naki35x]

being a fan of le Sandwich is like forgetting the chuck because of the [REDACTED] incident

[@Domieboy]

pls make these podcasts 2 hours long. they are so good. dont just stop cuz ur out of time. we want more love this podcast.

[@oldernia]

i’m binging so many chuckle episodes this week

[@timetaker7816]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while doing parkour with charlie

[@craponAsPTULA]

I love how much Jambo added to the conversation in this episode

[@Lj_Redd]

i love tucker, hes my favorite guest I'm glad he gets multiple episodes where he's the main guest

[@ZoewithanE_]

I was literally just checking for an episode to watch when this popped up in my notifications. That timing is impeccable.

[@singhsaurabh247]

I love how Schlatt's tone when Ted reveals he didn't watch his video goes from sad to extreme anger back to sadness back to anger.

[@ichbny0203]

The whole "Ted making a business from zombie power" conversation is taking me back to when Schlatt wanted to move the Earth.

[@hermitcraftviewer2809]

Gotta love Ted advocating for handicapped accessibility

[@l2mloyalty929]

I'm literally working with red barrels, they are 55 gallon drums, and I kicked them and they didn't blow up, so there goes Ted's idea

[@l2mloyalty929]

Maybe I should have gone for their kneecaps

[@clash3583]

amogus

[@gillyco.7240]

i’m such a HUGE fan of the split second we get to see Ted absolutely blasted clutching a waterbottle in the intro

[@ken.7019]

Schlatt making jambo's paws hit his mic and laughing like a kid gave me life

[@Speghettica]

I hate this comment

[@greenbeans9033]

I can not believe there are tucker haters out there. What a sad life to live. We love Tucker. Tucker I hope you are well and happy and had a nice little treat today. ♥️

[@coinwater8511]

Ted really has this KZbinr apology thing down well! "Consider this my formal apology.... I am a victim" 😂😂

[@Hehfg]

every time I hear the chuckle sandwich drop it just actually makes me happy

[@bloblobbob]

This is the perfect podcast to drink a mermaid icee to.

[@LucajJones5647]

Aw man I loved this video. I really wish they would’ve talked about their apocalypse plans.

[@allenmation2693]

They actually do Ted's "Zombie power" idea in Fear the Walking Dead, they use the "zombie power" to refine oil for gasoline.

[@fishyrainbow1915]

As someone who has a red barrel on my property, them denying that they exist is making me wheeze

[@ATBZ]

This is the perfect podcast to play with zombies bieng held captive in a 50s prison to

[@conorcasey372]

Tucker is just GOATED!!!!! He is the voice of reason and UNLIMITED wisdom!!

[@zechsd1756]

The same thing that happened to Schlatt in DayZ happened to me and my group of friends in Ark, we played with this guy for well over a month and one day we wake up, we're all blocked by him, everything we had is gone, oh boy.

[@zorzul_9595]

Literally Ted, coca cola is literally goated, jsclatt spittin bars with blue rasberry, cherry, and coke.

[@jazzypaffy]

The ramps remind me of Ranboo’s character in Charlie’s last video on his main channel about surviving for 100 days in hard-core Minecraft

[@ghotiman6053]

lmao @44:38 “dude fuck off with the ramps” thank you tucker 😂😂😂

[@GorillaZilla_1]

Can we have an animation for Tucker since he doesn’t wanna be on camera? Just like a tomato vibrating or something idk

[@steven-eb8zw]

Uploaded 10 minutes ago and already watched the full hour episode! Love it guys!

[@aniyilator]

That Jambo tapping Schlatt's mic bit is too fuckin cute; I love these boys

[@goblimman]

Ted's claim that "red barrels are real" is more deranged than Schlatt saying that we're going to move the earth in the future.

[@Asumsauce1796]

Never thought I’d be able to relate to Schlatt, but when he said he’d rather save his cat than his family, I felt seen

[@floofieval]

my favorite genre of content is dudes talking about the apocalypse, I was so excited when I saw this episode came out

[@blakemisquez62]

The Coca Cola icee is my favorite. When you listed off the flavors TED. I in fact stated “what about the Coca Cola flavor???”

[@chriswilson57]

Chuckle-tastic episode! More Tucker please (give the man his own segment!)

[@tuesday6955]

I'm digging this lunch club throwback

[@turtlehats2410]

I love how you guys are doing this episode the same week I'm watching walking dead

[@Christmandavid10]

It’s ironic that “Schlatt” is talking about Ted not finishing his video but he still hasn’t watched that one Skyrim video the other member made awhile ago

[@adamfedora2907]

This is a great podcast to be listening to while cleaning your garbage can that was infested with maggots!

[@4rtie]

I think Schlatt should greenscreen himself onto Ted's couch in the background

[@arcticwerewolf2]

Schlatt's comment at 8:03 is exactly what I would do in an apocalypse and I'm glad I'm not the only one who has this as their first thought. (:

[@projectRHIthink]

Ah yes , “ Schlatt “ and Teds chuckle sandwich podcast is here yet again !

[@thecringygamer_4656]

Your podcast is the best to listen to while I commute to class every day! It makes things that much better