We Answered Your SCUFFED Questions - Chuckle Sandwich EP 70

[@Gregory355]

Ted seems like the kind of guy to systematically steal mail in his neighborhood.

[@cjonesjr]

Don't forget milk

[@nozaut7866]

Fr

[@Jacrispy223]

Yeah i heard he only steals from the diabetics because their insulin has a huge mark up on the black market.

[@acodyne]

@@cjonesjr its milk season?

[@Oscar-bs1hm]

Indeed

[@NurSorento]

I remember when I was at a concert with my date and Ted walked up to her and said "HANNAH!" and then he started breaking her kneecaps with a baseball bat and just left! Craziest night of my life, thanks Ted!

[@O4bit_]

LAMO

[@TrentiCupOfDepresso]

@@O4bit_the translation to this comment😂😂😂

[@cartershutler44]

Schlatt would be more likely to do this tbh

[@thomasardizzone531]

​@@O4bit_laughing ass my off😂😂

[@grobblesnop]

imagine this is the actual guy who ted did this to

[@sincerely-insincere]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while ignoring your date at a peach pit concert

[@thegreatmindgorb8948]

Carful, drunk Ted might take your name.

[@totallynotsatan976]

@@thegreatmindgorb8948 the way you’re wording it makes him sound like the fae & fairies lmao

[@xayax7920]

“I’m gonna wear your name now!”

[@Filippa1.1.]

@@totallynotsatan976he is a paralysis demon

[@gandalfthegray6895]

25:27 tucker calling jschlatt a condom has got to be the most out of pocket thing I’ve heard on this podcast

[@chucklesandwichhighlights]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to

[@godlikefish1193]

Man this podcast is great for

[@millenial8212]

I came to this podcast once

[@crankycal_]

no its not

[@ty21000]

@@millenial8212 im so glad that people come to this podcast,

[@craigblyth]

@@millenial8212 same, it’s great for when the 🌽 just isn’t hitting right

[@aquaashes]

'schlatt': "I can whistle real good" ted: "oh yeah?" 'schlatt': 👻

[@awaspnest1014]

I will find you

[@ron133.]

I will find you

[@the_stem]

underrated comment

[@big_neek]

you're going on my list

[@tywerr_]

I will find you

[@Dryy_Cereal]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving down I-4 at 70 mph, closing my eyes every few seconds to see how long i can go without crashing

[@randomguy1371]

Only 70? If it's straight and your speed isnt 90+ then you're doing it wrong

[@Dryy_Cereal]

@@randomguy1371 you’re so right. I’ll try again in a little bit

[@Aeternus75]

I think he found out how long he could go without crashing judging by the silence.

[@randomguy1371]

@@Aeternus75 😂 am I responsible for his death if so? NONE OF MY COMMENTS ARE FOR LEGAL ADVICE. I CANT EVEN GIVE MYSELF LEGAL ADVICE. Saved myself there

[@darthseagraves]

110 mph

[@flamemorningstar]

i love tucker's presence on the show, quite literally the backbone of chuckle sandwich, don't know what we'd chucklers do w/o him

[@LaurenTheorist]

He's the the plate under the sandwich or the toothpick holding it all together.

[@hentron420]

@@LaurenTheorist Oh I love this analogy it’s perfect

[@lizzieelizard]

the sandwich bones

[@froggy5748]

Do you want your sandwich boneless? Or would you like it to be full of crunch?

[@NCSGaming15]

@@LaurenTheorist toothpick is the better analogy

[@EmmaLangevin]

thanks tucker for the shoutout

[@aerok7]

hi emma:)

[@Rammy_Latin]

Hey Emma :^)

[@AidenTRP]

🫁

[@jayjam_]

i love how passionate schlatt is about his music taste

[@appalled29]

My eyes lit up when he mentioned Blood Orange.

[@yuancali]

This is the calmest schlatt has been ever since the man who shall not be named exploded

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

May he forever rest in peace

[@BintangGaryo]

Markiplier

[@TheBeanMan122]

@@lennyfelly7197 Joe

[@joshalicandro5523]

God rest his soul

[@kavarrah]

who are you talking about? its always just been ted and schlatt.

[@kylier404]

I have never felt more severe second hand embarrassment than when Ted was explaining Heat Waves to Schlatt 😭😭😭

[@Koopacake]

I actually recoiled at that 😭😭

[@DemonAubreylong13]

I don't understand!!!

[@DemonAubreylong13]

Please explain

[@corporatecapitalism]

@@DemonAubreylong13 scholar lives in texas

[@kylier404]

@@DemonAubreylong13 there is a Dream x GeorgeNotFound fanfiction that was written like a year ago now that is based off of the song Heat Waves by Glass Animals. (I don't remember the rating but I'm pretty sure it's at least a bit explicit) The author also didn't want the creators knowing about it when she initially wrote it, but it just got massive to the point that everyone kind of knows about it now 😭😭

[@jessmallory6591]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving past a fire on the way home

[@jackattackstopmotion3244]

You too

[@obye]

i listen to this podcast while driving

[@spilledcoffee383]

What material did you use to start it?

[@mftenshi]

don’t let ted get you he’ll wrap you around a telephone pole

[@WhosCurtio]

@Emotional Damage that’s a good video

[@spangebred328]

Hearing Ted and Tucker talk about Glass animals and loving them before the Dreamland album is favorite puppy

[@sgdos]

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT FAVORITE PUPPY THANK YOU

[@rabbit1851]

Real REAL real.

[@sincerely-insincere]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while mourning over the loss of your “real teeth privileges”

[@classykingsized5895]

we found the teeth kid Ted! get his knees

[@sentient_roomba7035]

🏏🦵

[@Depressoclinical]

I love when Ted says he’ll link something under the video and forgets every single time to do so

[@chriscross12324]

I know I wanted to find some new music!

[@thedesyncedcontroller7404]

I remember meeting ted once I was on a date with someone and he walked up told me "I remember you my homie greg" broke my knees and ran away my date was concerned and called 911 for some reason I told her not to and I went to the hospital. what a good guy!

[@earth2will]

for the viewers at home, in this episode a piano fell on ted's head and his teeth turned into piano keys, shlatt then started playing Mozart on them.

[@PorridgeTV]

????huh????? where is this coming from

[@9dum]

@@PorridgeTV We Answered Your SCUFFED Questions - Chuckle Sandwich EP 70

[@p_rry]

@@9dumThanks

[@DatuaraFox]

Schlatt's advice about the SAT vs ACT is good, I just wanted to add that different schools and programs prefer one over the other so you should also be contacting the schools you want to go to and see which ones they prefer to save yourself the stress and money.

[@ChristianSilipo]

Finally a real comment

[@mcrawfish]

True, but also the vast majority of kids in that person's position (being in the early part of their junior year) don't know what schools they want to go to. They might not even have so much as a general idea, let alone a definite list.

[@patrickmcpartland1398]

​@Max Crawford well they are about to be am adult, time to grow up make some decisions about your future and make phone calls.

[@posttraumafish5784]

@@mcrawfishthe kids that don’t have an idea or at least attempt to plan out their ideas of plans for after high school by junior year typically waiting too long. Once you hit junior year you gotta start practicing adulting. Gotta think about college or not, which colleges, what major, how long to be in college, etc. can’t wait till last second while everyone else figures things out and your all that’s left.

[@CandyCookiez]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while crying in a Jack in the box parking lot

[@bananaduck14]

I resonate with this on a spiritual level

[@AJ_DUST]

I prefer the DQ parking lot

[@eggplant8749]

The fact that this channel has been giving schlatt a different first name starting with j in every description thingy is most favorite puppy for sure

[@AnEldritchBeing]

I'm waiting for the day they run out of j names

[@D2M0]

Jeggplant

[@tinnagigja3723]

I heard his real first name is Jhohnhsohnh.

[@ethan67]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while hiding in a closet because jschlatt is rummaging through your house and eating every condiment he can find

[@lordsnow7854]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while healing your broken kneecaps from another Ted Nivison meet and greet

[@projectRHIthink]

Ayo lets go islanders buddy

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

This is the perfect podcast to break people’s knees while visiting a ted invisible meet and greet

[@AnEldritchBeing]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being Ted Nivison tracking you down and breaking your kneecaps a second time

[@mr.doctor4335]

Schaltts statement about the SAT/ACT over free resources and totally being able to learn on your own is so true. I used every resource at my disposal (KZbin, books, practice tests, experience from my friends) to prepare me and I got a 29. Not cause I’m smart (cause I ain’t) but because I worked stupidly hard and studying way more than I should’ve.

[@jedislayer0719]

One part of this podcast was at 18:43 when “Schlatt” said “you chuckling yet bro?” then Tucker sang a song. This was easily the Chuckliest moment of the podcast. I sure didn’t chuckle but don’t let that stop you!

[@jedislayer0719]

No way, I finally got a bot reply! You have no idea how much this means to me. This is so cool!

[@Gary_Johnson]

It was really funny when Tucker sang that song. I almost chuckled but didn't

[@adonutlol1697]

@im sacred i know what that link is it’s the godamn potato wedges im not falling for it again

[@Rustyfork_25]

@@adonutlol1697 got swindled already

[@furinick]

and then right after they say its chucklin' time, i had a great chucklet!

[@cqurt]

i am a fellow eye shaker. i have known about this ability for a few years and can’t remember how i found out. love this music question! i have the music taste of both these guys. i collect vinyl and have bambi and tranquillity base hotel and casino both on vinyl. toyota tacoma really got me into indie pop a few years ago when ted streamed various vr games. thanks for the chuckles!

[@oggarbooga]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while looking for a infamous knee breaker

[@loganw.5825]

@EmotionalDamage.. Same frfr

[@jedislayer0719]

An infamous knee-breaker* Sorry

[@sol-gu5ii]

when tucker insulted schlatt i actually lost it, that was the most out of pocket/unexpected thing

[@Freddeez]

Definitely the best podcast to listen to while having an uncontrollable urge to pee but not be able to

[@samael4550]

My prostate is the size of a grapefruit … only when I hear Schlatt’s voice for some reason tho ?

[@JaneBreaksBad]

u might have a uti

[@Doge-lb8dq]

get a catheter idk man

[@Edoorardo]

Untie the foreskin

[@bonesby__]

thanks Schmeat

[@alecanselmo]

Ted most definitely did make the right choice. Drunk Ted knew it was do or die for Greg, so Drunk Ted stepped in for the homie move. And even if it did end the date, at least it did so abruptly without dragging on the suffering. There was no other options, bravo drunk Ted.

[@Mojrzeszg]

I would have never assumed Schlatt enjoyed ambient music due to his internet persona, yet I am happy to see a man of culture such as him.

[@nickmarie6271]

i absolutely lost it when Tucker said Shlatt looked like a condom 😭 25:27 it’s some out of pocket shit i’d say 🤣

[@LaurenTheorist]

The intrusive thoughts sometimes win. 😂😭

[@sparrowanon]

mfw the intrusive voices have won

[@juandirection3751]

A new one tho

[@batvaleska]

bro are you ok

[@Nicolas_Payne]

@@sparrowanon 😊lll

[@revilno]

22:39 Ted every time you share something about yourself I find that you are more and more relatable. Mass Resident, sister named Emily, shaky eyes, etc.

[@dumbdogg390]

I love this podcast, after every episode I feel like I got energized by Nucular energy

[@anyderrosek9272]

Dude, I told you to stop watching Chuckle Sandwich near Chernobyl!

[@bntrs]

After every episode i feel like I'm being held down by atomic locks

[@phoenixlander1824]

Newclear*

[@classykingsized5895]

don’t you mean nuke-u-ler

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

I fall asleep to this lol

[@doryanndangelo2857]

every time the intro plays and i see the clip of schlatt going “THERE HE IS!” the audio plays in my head automatically

[@cameronconnor8535]

I was not prepared for Schlatt to hit me with that slide whistle from SpongeBob level whistling

[@ramontherat1548]

This is still my favorite episode I always come back to

[@Lydie_lydie14]

SAME this and the Danny episode!!!!

[@illicio2811]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while looking for the perfect podcast to listen to

[@lunar_skies9867]

“Schlatt” is a real one for that “SAT test” pep talk. I really needed that and now I think I’m gonna take the “SAT.”

[@j03130j]

I remember distinctly that they used the word “jub” in another episode back when Charlie was still alive. May he Rest In Peace. 1:04:39

[@ThePurge776]

bro i can shake my eyes really hard too, i can freak people out with it, and i can still do it really well

[@BlunderFun]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while wandering around collecting abandoned teeth from Ted's numerous victims

[@sambrooks4993]

Joaquin “Schlatt” getting a 1410 on the SAT was at the same time incredibly surprising and also makes alot of sense.

[@RandomUser11170]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reviving a weekly advice channel, with COD mobile in the background

[@samael4550]

Papa needs some $$$$, let’s feed him some views

[@MrsFitzus]

I'm so glad he started back up on that channel again. I hope he keeps it up ❤️

[@imalemon2707]

love the idea of Schlatt just falling asleep to the SW alarm that sounds like it's saying "uwu... uwu... uwu..." over and over again lmao

[@MiracleClover]

The more I listen to Ted, the more of a radio voice he has

[@sh0app]

schlatt talking about listening to that music so he feels like he has a bigger purpose while my purpose is watching him play minecraft, meet up with people, listen to their podcast and wishing that i could do what they do LOVE YOU GUYS

[@oldmanjones8180]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while wingman Ted helps ya out at a Peach Pit concert

[@SwigSwag]

I listened to this podcast while slowly greening out and idk y but Tucker was so funny. Every time he spoke i started giggling

[@BeanutPutter01]

The perfect podcast to listen to while trying to ignore your parents dying marriage.

[@wendyoyo]

TRUE

[@alexisblackledge2972]

Facts-

[@froggy5748]

My parents are about to get married after being together since high school (literally 20 years ago) and the marriage is already dying

[@_aura._]

Me 🎉

[@ilikelemonslol6866]

This is the best podcast to listen to when tucker pulls up to your house in a van

[@sgdos]

You shouldn't have left your number in the form 😔😔

[@maeluv1113]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while stringing a necklace of teeth

[@gulvatron1]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating Heinz baked beans on a frigid mountain in -20°c

[@truman4875]

Hey it’s me Greg, it totally worked out with Hannah. Thanks Ted!

[@dennisa7784]

Mutton chops give schlatt the special ability to say whatever without fear of being cancelled

[@uncleclo]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while coating my hands with elmers glue

[@Atlas_Tyr]

Jesus Christ glass animals’ how to be a human being is still the best concert I’ve ever been to

[@adrigesh5570]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while you search for teeth shaped rocks 👍

[@sketch3508]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while in the hospital with broken knees

[@helenanimocks]

I feel ya Ted, we only got 25/50c a tooth😖 the kids who got a dollar or more were the rich kids

[@DemonAubreylong13]

I got a dollar

[@alexxclosed4623]

a dollar in quarters

[@the_nebula8572]

I got like 75c to a dollar, but like i didnt even get money everytime i lost teeth

[@Switch_-iq6iy]

i got a dollar, but all my friends were getting CRISP $20 BILLS. i thought that they were the richest kids in the world

[@TinnitusTuning]

I didn’t get shit for my teeth

[@TMinuZ]

Schlatt referencing Oedipus is the most chuckle worthy thing I’ve heard

[@Cande2279]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I question the absence of my father

[@WeirdMagnus]

Of course the omori pfp is fatherless

[@BrennanPonton]

Me too

[@AG.Floats]

I no joke love getting high as fuck and chilling in Ikea showroom. Its like im stuck in Sims 2 and Unpacked and chair.

[@aidansharkey1178]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while shaking my eyeballs

[@awaspnest1014]

This but without the eye part

[@charcharbug]

Ted's visual explanation of the inside of a Jack in the Box was so accurate i cant breathe

[@whitepanda438]

Bro, I saw Peach Pit at the mercury ballroom in Louisville last month, and it was freaking awesome. They opened with raining blood by slayer and the fire alarm went of during the performance. Highlight of my life right there.

[@valentine4856]

a schlatt video of him shaving off the mutton chops would go CRAZY

[@reddimus11]

I can already tell that this is going to be a classic episode

[@Anon3960]

Ted: I’ll post playlist links in description. Also Ted: *does not post playlist links in description* The axiom of loving chuckle sandwich

[@Rcant56]

The chuckle mail is definitely a big addition to this podcast and I’d like to get more full podcast videos on it rather than segments

[@iang2124]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while starting a duck farm in Finland

[@exmrys]

The glass animals fanfiction thing was because there was a fanfic written about dsmp members titled “Heatwaves”. It was so popular of a fic that it became the number 1 read fic on the ff site “Ao3”. It then broke the site completely for a day because there was so much traction. Thats why it was such a big deal, because thats not easy to achieve. Im pretty sure its also because glass animals them selves referenced/acknowledged it in one of their music videos.

[@The3gg]

after that intro I'm absolutely certain Ted is the sweetest person on Earth

[@literalfeline]

Every tiem Ted flips the knife in the intro I'm impressed how smooth it is.

[@imdeadguy3111]

This is the perfect podcast to give me the motivation to fold my dishes

[@Fauxyde]

r.i.p. to her’s. my absolute favorite band, ever. i miss them so fucking much and i’m so glad you guys share that love toward them. love you guys!

[@gdaytoyamates8391]

I'm so glad Ted finally admitted he was a bear the whole time.

[@lolfam3107]

The ending question kind of broke my heart as someone currently in college to be a teacher. It really sucks that the older generation is so closed minded and wont open their hearts to the youth and properly teach them, instead using authoritative styles that target students they think are "wrong" or "not right". But thanks guys for acknowledging that teachers dont get paid a lot that was very favorite puppy of you and awesome episode!

[@AidenTRP]

This is the perfect podcast yo listen to while preparing for Christmas 🎄

[@Clearrrr333]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while regretting your heatwavin reading choices from a year ago. 💚💙

[@camillequeen111]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while relating to the ability to shake my eyes

[@RedTabby99]

I forgot how absurd the mutton chops were. I've gotten so used to them

[@specil-k]

I don't know what it is but there's something really sad about watching an old episode with Charlie even though I know where he lives and can go see him at any time

[@Mirror_meerer]

Bro Ted is so valid for his favorite band being peach pit, because same

[@Stsplurge]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching icebergs (they are mysterious)

[@dovebin]

???

[@FeIunky]

???

[@brynnemeza]

???

[@TurboThunda]

???

[@bluebell5708]

Sneaky glacier

[@stinkothestooleater4490]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being in space and hearing the deep rumble of space

[@juandesantos609]

I was really hoping for an ending where tucker asked his own question to the two. When he’s acting almost like a private detective and hunting down the story behind Charlie’s murder.

[@meatsheeld]

Me knowing that Schlatt was telling us to make napalm even when it was censored made me realize how messed up my head really is.

[@rob.lub122]

I can shake my eyes too. It's called "Voluntary Nystagmus," and it's how I made friends and enemies in school

[@KStudios56]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I sandwich my chuckling.

[@xxJOE6210xx]

I can do the eyeball shake thing too. And doing it in elementary school to weird people out is very relatable.

[@ren__1289]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while burying your slimly friend

[@crungler]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst submitting a question about arm breaking

[@pinna3691]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while sitting down and listening to podcasts

[@amory2104]

1:10:38 so i listen to my Chuckle sandwich while playing minecraft at the exact moment that Schlatt sounded the 100 decibel censor noise, i broke a block and a creeper was standing right there being jumpscared and earraped at the same time unexpectedly,, i think i died and came back to life in a single millisecond

[@Gregory355]

Perfect podcast to listen to while shaking my eyeballs.

[@LambdamanYT]

I love how they actually just described a south park episode talking about the tooth boy.

[@thetreereviewers8586]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while drunkenly walking out of the bar to my car

[@tylerpoulos9953]

I love tucker sandwich

[@abyss6984]

This is the perfect pod cast to listen to while being escorted in a black van, while a man in a skin-tight suit holds you at Blade Point with his machete