Everything Wrong With GoldenEye In 14 Minutes Or Less

We've only done one Bond film to date, Skyfall. And we definitely needed to get back to that series. With Pierce Brosnan going action again for the upcoming November Man, we figured now was a good time.
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[@KB-sv7fm]

I don’t care what anybody says , Pierce Brosnan had a certain suave and sophisticated style that made him endearing as Bond. His physicality for the role was convincing. He was a terrific Bond.

[@Somnogenesis]

I still remember reading a review of, I think, his second 007 film _Tomorrow Never Dies_ that enthused over how much Brosnan fitted the role like a glove. More or less verbatim, it said "He looks like Bond, he moves like Bond, he has Bond's cruelty".

[@lennarthagen3638]

Brosnan is a right wing asshole

[@JMimsey]

If you like his style, I highly recommend the TV series Remington Steele. It was basically Brosnan Bond before he was officially cast.

[@JohnSmith22114]

@@JMimsey Yes it is and Brosnan had to turn down the role of Bond before due to filimg commitments for Remington Steele

[@denniswatson6622]

Too Irish.

[@RMBII91]

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze" should have been on here and removed 10 sins.

[@JesusStJamesDR]

100 sins

[@CLuvTravels]

Famke Janssen has never sat on my face....an infinite amount of sins added

[@rdnkbear872]

Same my dude.....same

[@yoloswaggins1579]

You forgot the part where Sean Bean tells Bond "Finish the job! Blow em all to hell!" Yet later blames james for leaving him behind.

[@heartless604]

Its even more confusing cause it sounds like bond leaving him made him turn but it looks like he was turned way before.

[@davidtanner4262]

I always that that was part of Sean Bean's plan to fool Bond into thinking he was dead.

[@lennoxwilliamsart7387]

@@heartless604 Which makes even less sense if you know that originally they wanted to show a headshot, but that didn't pass (european?) censoring for the PG ratings :D

[@Zidana123]

"Bond likely injures or kills many innocent people during this scene." It's okay, he has a license for that.

[@Agent1W]

+Zidana123 As we know in the N64 game, there's always objectives to minimize civilian casualties so it's not *quite* okay to just kill innocents.

[@chrisfalcon_vt]

His License to Kill actually applies only to military targets. Civilian casualties are not okay.

[@cansofcoke]

@@chrisfalcon_vt well, more like relevant targets, be they military or civilian.

[@guyincognito9484]

"not to break the traffic laws..." "I wouldn't dream of it.."

[@charlesballiet7074]

lol like special forces never had collateral damage

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

+cinemaSins "the chances of you surviving this is like winning the lottery and then going to Vegas to win the World Series of Poker Main Event, and the putting a quarter into a million-dollar slot machine and winning the lottery.. And then getting struck by lightning!" So what you're saying is... there is a chance

[@urmum2672]

That stunt was actually done but they cut it to shit so it seems a lot less realistic

[@Thatguy55595]

Ur Mum holy fuck they actually did that stunt with the plane?

[@azraelbatosi]

Kenneth Wilburn yep, then fucked it all to hell later in post

[@JesusJuenger]

A British agent tears up half of St Petersburg with a tank, and the Russian government is like... "ok then"?

[@randomhuman97]

It's post cold war. . . In the 80s, it would have been a scandal

[@2023-Sucked]

Just an average day in russia

[@Renan3256]

Yeah, things weren't the same after the fall of the USSR.

[@lukegavin124]

@@randomhuman97 they'd still be pissed though

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

A couple of things about the tank chase scene. 1) He is looking out of the tank because the drivers seat of a tank has really shitty view. That's why the driver of a tank usually is coordinated by the tank commander who is in a higher position with better sights. 2) A tank is easily capable of hunting down cars in a city enviroment. A T-55 tank like the one bond is using can reach a speed of up to 50 kmh. That's enough for an innercity chase where you have to turn frequently. As soon as they get out of the city or come across a long straight street the tank of cousre can't keep up with a car.

[@Gametheory101]

Anyone with an N64 knows they could find the helicopter because Bond placed a tracker bug on it.

[@mema0005]

Also that gate on the dam opens obviously because he had shot the padlock away

[@k27ism]

William Spaniel And also... he had to save the hostages too lol

[@shezziesbaby]

William Spaniel game is so much better than the film

[@Raooka]

you mean the one the size of a toaster that he put on the windshield?

[@SeanFlan09]

William Span

[@fahdchoudry7763]

Goldeneye is one of my favorite Bond films. But I still find this funny

[@KS-PNW]

Far and away the best Pierce Broston movie

[@santtuzi]

@@KS-PNW die another day is my favorite

[@redcrimson1028]

Same here, Goldeneye is one of my top favorite movies.

[@adamroberts9243]

The 64 game was great as well

[@RedYoshiGamer2]

@@adamroberts9243 truth

[@LOL-nf6nk]

Probably won't get seen, but the satellite dish is real in pueto rico. It is called the Arecibo Observatory.

[@henrlima87]

So was the dam and the guy who jumped off. One of the craziest stunts ever.

[@danm09gaming16]

Very Interesting, It's cool to see little facts like this in the comment section.

[@trevorwilson6683]

It was referenced in the Contact video though, when she’s doing seti there he mentions Sean bean dying there.

[@areyoufriendly]

What “probably won’t get seen?” They showed the dish. Do you mean if someone were to search for it in PR? Do you mean your comment? Well mate, on all accounts it was seen.

[@atomfusion231]

@@areyoufriendly He's talking about his comment probably not being seen, not the observatory. Also RIP Arecibo, you will be missed.

[@nickbode5211]

Something I just caught while watching this movie for the hundredth time: When Jack Wade meets Bond & Natalya in the Florida keys before they fly to Cuba, he gives them a plane he says he borrowed from a friend in the DEA. In the previous movie Licence to Kill, Felix Leiter was working for the DEA's office in Key West, & Bond helped him capture an identical Cessna from Franz Sanchez. I think Jack's "friend" is Felix, still helping 007 out whenever he can!

[@moabt.frican7163]

Badger Bode hey I like how u think

[@scorpionwins6378]

Intersting throught. Except for the fact that Felix dies in License to Kill, so you have to replace is with was.

[@parisgreen4600]

@@scorpionwins6378 Felix gets maimed by a shark or alligator or something, but he lives - it's his bride who dies.

[@RokuHanmar]

@@scorpionwins6378 Felix is still alive at the end of the film and making a recovery. He was specifically kept alive so he could be tortured

[@killergames391]

Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds great if you don't know what both of those are

[@MrHawger]

HA!

[@c0rneymaster]

@@MrHawger mo my

[@Kameruner]

Or your the one carrying it out.

[@2023-Sucked]

Oh boy......

[@ionocinneide617]

Here in Ireland, "bombing it" is actually a common expression. It means to be moving very fast in a car.

[@agentorange153]

Oh, so Jack Wade is Irish? That would explain it!

[@Whiteythereaper]

Seathan O'Cinnéadh I'm welsh and it's pretty common here as well

[@Kaptain.K.F00L]

Whiteytheripper I have a Welsh cousin from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[@MrErva666]

@therealnightwriter Had to check if you actually corrected something... you did.

[@randallulrich]

That's great, except he said "bombing around", not "bombing it". But.....point taken.

[@robertmcknightmusic]

I died laughing when you pointed out how the chemical weapons facility is on top of the mountain. Every time I watch this movie I was have to be like, "shhh just let it go."

[@orangealiens8201]

Does no one else know you can’t load, aim, and then fire the cannon of a tank in from drivers seat? That’s not how tanks work!

[@andretempler]

Yeah.. +10 Movie sins only for that one ;)

[@infamousfalcon588]

Except in the STRV 103, where one person can both drive and shoot, and the tank has an autoloader, so no need for a loader either.

[@redcrimson1028]

Yes I knew that, I've been in several Tanks. You need several people to operate a tank

[@linuxrobotgeek]

The N64 version of the movie was awesome. Best game I ever played as a kid.

[@fearedjames]

Gotta love rose tinted spectacles.

[@Rparhar91]

Same! Was my favorite N64 game as a kid.

[@linuxrobotgeek]

By the way, I still have my N64 and the game itself. So I always play it when I am in the mood for it.

[@godlygamer911]

Rainbow Dashtruction You clearly never played it or are too young to appreciate it.

[@boyhouse]

It was a great game, but it sure as hell hasn't aged well

[@lasseplatburk]

They kind of spoiled the movie by having the "Starring: Sean Bean " in the beginning of the title sequence

[@Epicosity780]

+lasseplatburk That... Is a really good point.

[@lasseplatburk]

Although to be fair, having Sean Bean in a movie is a spoiler itself regardless.

[@53104]

+lasseplatburk don't watch the trailer.

[@lasseplatburk]

I'm not talking about the trailer, although trailers nowadays basically spoil everything but the very end. Except the Force Awakens, that's how you make a trailer.

[@tommycarr8111]

Not really. Will Yun Lee, who played Col Moon in Die Another Day, has his name in 'starring' in the credits, yet he does not appear in the movie again (the actor, I mean).

[@goodleshoes]

10:16 It was reference to when Bond made the timer 3 min. He tells Bond 6 minutes in this scene but bond realizes that means 3 minutes because Alec is bitter about his face being blasted with fire so it's an obvious lie in spite.

[@znhait]

It wasn’t a lie. That was a spiteful way of telling him that it was three minutes.

[@searchforthelight.3287]

"Does the tank run on NOS?" "...a train full of Bruce Willises..." Austin Powers, Sense Of a Woman, Burton's Batman, You Got Mail at the end of the video and more!!... I laugh my guts out!!!!!!

[@Kleavers]

3:05 "When a girl this hot screws a dude like this...you know that dude is dead..." - So, so true.

[@greedow]

or really really rich

[@Yup712]

You know how you can tell Xenia Onatopp is really evil? She doesn’t let the men at least orgasm before killing them during sex! Just pure evil...

[@Draukagrissah]

All Goldeneye sins are forgiven for eventually inspiring the video game that invented multiplayer first person shooters. And then gets a thousand sins for laterally inspiring the Call of Duty franchise.

[@superlyger]

The other SIn is that the new version of the game clearly commited when craig is the bond insead of Brosnan.

[@squamish4244]

What's wrong with CoD?

[@empath69]

Really? This movie inspired Carmack & Co. to make DOOM...two years before the movie got released?

[@Draukagrissah]

Jaded Empath If you'd played Doom/Quake and later Goldeneye/CoD you'd know full well they're very different types of shooters, and evolved very different types of multiplayer experiences.

[@killerbee2562]

You're a console player aren't you?

[@thebadfella5296]

"I'm not the driver's seat in this scene" is one of the best sins ever given on this channel

[@lucyk2371]

I love this movie. I know it's impossible, but I can't bring myself to care. When he pulls that plane out of an impossible nose dive and that music starts....omg! Love it!

[@manuelschnabel4350]

Seeing as being unnecessarily kept alive, corny puns, and being dressed to the nines in the middle of combat situations is what makes Bond movies Bond movies I'd say the higher the sin counter the better :-)

[@Justforvisit]

If there is one single franchise that has invented the "Rule of Cool", then it's James Bond for sure

[@StubbornProgrammer]

1:37 That scene heavily rustled my physics jimmies. First off, Bond starts falling after the plane does. We have a non-aerodynamic man in free fall catching up to an extremely aerodynamic plane in a POWERED DIVE. He wouldn't be able to catch up if they were both in free fall and there is no way he is ever going to catch up when the plane's prop is turning. Even if it's just providing a teensy bit of thrust at near idle. But what bout the lift from the plane's wings? Wouldn't that slow down the planes fall a bit at first? That doesn't help either, because then we have a guy following a ballistic trajectory trying to catch something with lift... which he can only ever do if his horizontal speed is a hell of a lot faster than the plane's. This isn't just highly improbable, it's flat-out impossible as pictured.

[@modestepfan1294]

NNNEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *ding*

[@TheAwesome45]

N*E*R*D* Someone bens watching Homer Goes to College. Wait never mind you were just referencing this video.

[@Loremastrful]

Hey if I still had my second year engineering physics. I'd use it here too.

[@Jarskap]

The answer is simple : He's James Bond :D

[@Eliezar18]

You forgot one very important detail. James Bond defines physics in 007 movies. He only acknowledges the proper effects of gravity when it won't kill him, or kill his enemies.

[@Shadow62x]

So... that one bad guy that screamed, "Hold your fire!" Yeah, he sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@skakirask]

I just watched this movie for the first time in quite a while and caught some more sins: -Orumov, played by a German actor, is having trouble doing a convincing Russian accent -Random fuel tanks in the satellite control room -The footage of the last of the lake water draining is very obviously in reverse -The CGI satellite (worth extra sins because of how bad it is) -The special effects of the EMP hitting the Severnaya Surface... it's painfully obvious it's models With all that said though, it's still a great movie. You also joke about Denise Richards but unironically The World is Not Enough is my personal favorite Bond film. Would love a Sin count on that one!

[@JakkFrost1]

"Wait, Alan Cumming, in a church, with an accent... showing up out of nowhere... and this ISN'T an X-Men movie?!" You forgot "in a movie also starring Famke Janssen..."

[@just1desi]

Jakk Frost he’s dapper now but my he was cuter than I thought he’d be young.

[@abhishekparmar6702]

He already implied it in that sentence, that's why the clip included shot of famke while he was narrating that sin.

[@encyclopediaamericana7234]

😂

[@PokemonHaloFan]

This was the first Bond film that I ever saw due to how behind the times I was when I saw it. And to this day it is one of my favorite Bond films. Then again I did play the game for the first time and see the movie for the first time within a year of each other so that helped a lot as well. Damn this is nostalgic.

[@pogigwapo5093]

Extra sin for the movie not including the Temple level

[@NikolaJokerMVP15]

It was the first one I saw too. I played the Goldeneye game before I ever watched a Bond movie.

[@clintgirdler38]

My favourite moment in this film was not referenced. I was hoping for a sin removal. When Orumov says “come out with your hands up!” (Or words to that effect) and Bond subtly responds “how original.” Cracks me up!

[@TheBaldrickk]

In case anyone didn't know, they actually did the plane stunt at the beginning - in one take. The sin here should be cutting the footage and therefore making it seem like it was a multipart stunt done in a studio, instead of an amazing thing done on scene.

[@TheDalinkwent]

The Sean Bean jokes were hilarious.

[@fawwazrafif5160]

What the mean of the joke

[@d-ice3955]

Especially when he get pelted by trash cans

[@leobrad2199]

Yea, head down that shaft.......for England!

[@Bartonovich52]

Is it Seen Been or Shawn Bawn?? Has to be one or the other.

[@CalumHGaming]

Sean Bean is still not dead

[@dericktoorek]

006 vs. 007: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap3bi41oappoeaM

[@jacobdrum]

8:38 it always bugged me that the water truck he smashes through is clearly full of empty cans.

[@Gamingnstuff131]

Jacob Drum the Perrier product placement was just badly done. They just parked it there in the most unsubtle way possible, logo right in your face.

[@thomandy]

Goldeneye is my absolute favorite! :) It was actually the first Bond Film I saw when it came out + Goldeney on Nintendo 64! Those where the days! :)

[@VonWenk]

Lucky you. My first Bond movie in a theater was Moonraker.

[@bille5960]

VonWenk damn, you must be 100 years old

[@nighthawkj30A4]

Thomandy Piano hell yeah man I’ve had my Nintendo 64 and 007 Goldeneye game since 1999.

[@nickyhuntington5492]

@@VonWenk that's up there with my best bond film also live and let die

[@KPX-nl4nt]

“For Your Eyes Only” is by far the best Bond film of the 70s, 80s or 90s.

[@MrSabachtani]

Holy shit! I just realized that Onatop was Liam Neeson's wife in "Taken"!

[@shivjeetparthasarathy4377]

and Jean Grey

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Famke Jaansen is fantastic. :) Gorgeous, strong, and multi-talented. Reminds me a lot of Charlize Theron.

[@securus777]

Holysht, I didn't notice until you said something!

[@Criner05]

And Liam Neeson turned down the opportunity to play James Bond in this movie.

[@JeffReeves]

8:14 - Most tanks have absolutely terrible visibility, that's why you see so many tank commanders and gunners sticking up out of the hatches until enemy fire forces them to cover up.

[@jonathanallard2128]

button up*

[@topherm365]

6:06 - The villain says Bond gave him that face by setting timer to 3 minutes instead of 6, just as sin timer hits 6 minutes. Gold.

[@MeBeMat]

Fun with pausing: watch the shot where Onatopp ziplines down from the helicopter and pause it just as she hits the ground. Famke Janssen had a stunt double, obviously, but for some reason they decided to use the one with the big fuzzy beard.

[@leftyfourguns]

Actually Bond did do something to make the gate open, it was a deleted scene

[@Paulafan5]

Anyone with half a brain could figure out that Bond, who is always opening locked doors, did something to open it. We don't have to have our hands held and have everything explained.

[@loganf9701]

TY for clarifying

[@nthgth]

Anyone who played the N64 game knows he shot out the padlock and pressed B to open it

[@SketchTurnerZero]

Also, this 1:40 stunt was real 100% CinemaSins should watch Corridor Crew

[@exeterjedi6730]

"Please, James - put it away" - what all the Bondgirls think.

[@briancherry8088]

Totally agree about the height of the opening scene. I remember thinking that as I watched it.... "wait, how can that big ass damn be up higher in the mountains that this airbase?". Loved that plane dive though.... that was sooooo much classic Bond. Funny thing, I didnt want to go see this movie when it came out. I thought no way Remington Steele could pull it off. But friends talked me into going, and that plane dive grabbed me and Ive been hooked again ever since.

[@ProtoMario]

You missed the laser that didn't actually line up with the cutting in the beginning of the movie. It's pretty bad... you can see it at 2:05, but I recommend actually watching it.

[@KrisFirebolt]

Hi Proto! didn't think you watch cinamonsins

[@ProtoMario]

Mudkip Bros Cinamon sins, the best bakery ever.

[@KrisFirebolt]

ProtoMario ikr

[@theepicvideosrcomin]

Mudkip Bros My favorite everything wrong with pancakes in 15 minutes or less.

[@AMQUEZ]

But PROTO!?

[@lucashoffmannn]

Everything wrong with Die Another Day in 133 Minutes

[@ourlasthero51]

Haha. Don't be silly, that's the run time of the film ...Oh.

[@turnerevans4176]

You would need WAY more time to talk about everything wrong with that movie.

[@thephilosopher9934]

I actually liked that film...

[@arryan2016]

But seriously though...

[@endorbr]

Invisible car, ice palace, space laser, plastic surgery... I don't know that we could cover it all in 133 minutes.

[@moopylicious9426]

"Setting the timer to 3 minutes instead of 6" that lines finishes at exactly 06:00 minutes!

[@andreasklindt7144]

This is one of my favourite Bond movies... but hell... this movie sin video is a great lot of fun!

[@minstrel1184]

Everything wrong with Goldeneye64 for the N64 console: No sins found.

[@Sahasrahla.]

Sin: you can't get to the island in the first level. Sentence: GAMESHARK cheat codezz

[@Paulafan5]

That's the most overrated game in video game history.

[@Phinal_Flash]

12:16 The Brosnan Era gets way too much hate, in my opinion.

[@killerbee2562]

I think this movie is great, but the rest of his movies...

[@Phinal_Flash]

Die Another Day is the only bad one, in my opinion. The World is Not Enough isn't that great either, but I don't think it should be considered one of the worst like some people think.

[@MrEvanp]

killerbee256 tomorrow never dies was great

[@killerbee2562]

Evan Polis It was okay until they got to the villain's cartoon ship/submarine base.

[@HMSConqueror]

Final Phlash In my opinion, The Brosnan era was better than the Craig era...the action was good, the girls where hotter, the plots had more sense. Casino Royale was...meh...Skyfail (a.k.a Skyfall) is way overrated...and the rest?? a big meh.

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

Of all the audio tracks at the end, the one from Austin Powers was one of the most on-point. In all the CinemaSins clips I've watched.

[@babayaga1767]

as a friend of mine once said, "james bond, kicks ass, gets laid everyday. nothing wrong with him"

[@Paulafan5]

Some in Hollywood would disagree, which might spell trouble for James Bond going forward.

[@DuelScreen]

But...but...I like GoldenEye! It's one of my favorite bond movies. And the N64 game was awesome. (The remake, not so much.)

[@harrysummers9858]

+DuelScreen Just because it has flaws doesn't make it bad

[@DuelScreen]

Harry Summers Oh, I know. I was just voicing my opinion and trying to do so in a creative way. ;)

[@DeadlyKlown]

+DuelScreen the sin on the satalite dish should actually be taken away because it is actually the arecibo observatory in puerto rico.

[@DuelScreen]

Ellis Scott The remake is less my style of gameplay. I dislike regenerating health as a general rule. I especially dislike adapting an older game style to use newer techniques. They feel forced rather than organic like the original. Plus, the decision to change the story to work in Daniel Craig and Judy Dench is really strange given it's based on the 1995 movie starring Pierce Brosnan as Bond. Just some strange, strange decisions so I like the original better. But I'm glad you like it. Try the original sometime if you ever get the chance though.

[@luckyducky7819]

+DuelScreen I actually remember me and my brother playing the remake of golden eye, so I might be biased in its favor. I will agree with you in saying that the N64 golden eye was one of the best shooters ever made. Also, is you Icon a minecraft version of Auron from Final Fantasy (and kingdom hearts, if you like mentioning KH games too).

[@informationyes]

9:20 sorry for anyone who's played the N64 golden eye game those words are unbelievably crazy

[@informationyes]

11:31 maybe he played the game

[@NesquickBunny]

She kept fucking dying in the control room every time I tried to give her cover

[@Tiger516funny]

@@NesquickBunny On the Wii version, getting through the satellite is great fun. But protecting Natalya was f*cking difficult with the voice on the tannoy going on a loop and Natalya constantly moaning about your current position in comparison to the consoles. Natalya: "JAMES, stop them from shooting the console." Me: "SHUT UP AND GET A MOVE ON!!" 😂😂

[@_baller]

You leave my cherished movie alone

[@Ggb129]

Fun fact, bond is sitting in what would be an ammo rack in an unmodified t55, the driver sits on the left of t55's.

[@jeffkardosjr.3825]

Conceivably though staying within the movie's universe, it could be a training version.

[@Njbear7453]

Just saw goldeneye last night for the first time in like 10 years and was very impressed. I'd say Brosnan was an extremely underrated James Bond.

[@redcrimson1028]

Hmmm. I always thought he was the best Bond with Roger Moor Second.

[@paulschab8152]

Golden Eye is very iconic. It's actually believable.

[@LilyRose8959]

He's still my favorite. I grew up watching him, but I still like all the Brosnan Bond films. Even Tomorrow Never Dies.

[@Moi_81]

Sean Bean is still alive in this scene...died laughing.

[@corentinf8896]

"We interrupt this live action James Bond movie to bring you a cartoon about a satellite" hahaha

[@ImGonnaGoHomeNow]

Another sin i'm surprised you didn't notice at 9:14. Bond blasts the train with a missile from the tank and then jumps out to hide, and watches the train zoom by him and crash into the tank at like 300m away, which means that Bond is actually that kid from The Incredibles, and can move at the speed of light or some shit.

[@ElmaEu]

Everything Wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean!

[@kenisu-of-dragons5766]

been done

[@kenisu-of-dragons5766]

4 was relatively the weakest.

[@ShunsuiHitsugaya]

They already did one for the first Pirates movie.

[@Isvoor]

2 is the worst. All are ok though.

[@ShunsuiHitsugaya]

Isvoor The 3rd one was the worst for me.

[@kenisu-of-dragons5766]

In ironic honor of robin williams, do EWW Hook or Jumanji.

[@Kingsnorelax]

Or Toys

[@vedrath]

Alex Tallmadge Or Mrs Doubtfire :P

[@HyperFlame64V1]

Or Aladdin............

[@NambaZamba]

Flubber :D

[@munchbox138]

Or jack. Lol

[@ngobleus]

I think you guys missed a golden opportunity in that gag reel--for the bit where Bond finds the smiling colonel's corpse on Xenia's boat, splice in the audio from the movie Top Secret! for when Val Kilmer finds out his agent (played by the same actor) is dead: "Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face..."

[@jondunmore4268]

14:35 -- KUDOS for the MST3K version of MITCHELL! CLASSIC!!!

[@KevinT1149]

I was watching Die Another Day last night and thought I wonder when Die Another Day will be on Everything Wrong with to colide with Brosnan's New movie..... Then I see Goldeneye... Thats a Sin right there.

[@RiverGT]

Have no fear, I think that Everything Wrong With Die Another Day is in the pipeline.

[@Box0rz]

You want every female actress to be your girlfriend, right?

[@joaoaugusto6198]

You don't?

[@Box0rz]

Joao Augusto Nah, there's only one.

[@Naveication]

Box0rz Emma Watson?

[@Flasyprawn]

Naveication Helen Mirren

[@Silverhand_1999]

Paul Nope She's kinda old isn't she?

[@roamingdrone7988]

Dude! Have watched some of your stuff. I never comment on anything because, why really... but that video game segment was just freakin' awesome.

[@gabrieltraylor8888]

The minute I saw him, I was hoping for some sort of Mitchell (or Final Justice) reference, and you do not disappoint.

[@bjrnhalfhand2258]

The bombing around thing is a sort of British expression, though I haven't heard it said in some time. It's often used in the context of driving a car.

[@ILoveXXRussellcXX]

Here here!

[@bjrnhalfhand2258]

EmperorBubba Agreed, couldn't imagine an American using that expression, unless he'd been living in the UK/Ireland for a while.

[@teraxstorm2228]

We do shy away from the term bomb.

[@kraftdinner4202]

Bjørn Halfhand Americans would not say that for being mistaken for a terrorist.

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

Sin #1 for The November Man is that it's coming out in August instead of.. you know, November.

[@armadillolover99]

*Ding*

[@lindildeev5721]

"Sean Bean doesn't die in this scene". One does not simply give an early death to somebody who knows how to have an memorable death. And for surviving the fall, did you forget what Blofeld said ? "You only live twice."

[@AuroraDarkStar]

I love the references used at the end!

GoldenEye's biggest sin: It's poster and role as the cover art of the Nintendo 64 video game.. I CANNOT UNSEE THAT HAND AS A MOUTH ANYMORE!

[@WH250398]

LOL

[@BradTheAmerican]

You bitch! Now I can't unsee it, what have you done to me?!?!?

BradTheAmerican I am so terribly sorry! (LoL)

[@faceless58]

BradTheAmerican sup. hope your watching movie vids to bulk up on speeches for the eventual return of xcal watchdogs series :)

[@BradTheAmerican]

faceless58 Meh, I have like 2 movie quote things on hand. I don't really care that much to do it anymore though.

[@PaulRietvoorn]

I haven't seen this film since I was a teenager, but Famke Janssen and Izabella Scorupco are even hotter than I remembered them!

[@moabt.frican7163]

Paul Riet right? So many used tissues at my house during those days

[@kepcar]

They are my favorite Bond women in my not-favorite Bond film starring my favorite Bond

[@seankennedy2561]

When Onatopp gets tree-squeezed the rope is totally being pulled straight upward yet the helicopter is crashing down already. Once it crashes the rope would no longer hold her in the tree yet she is magically suspended. (Sin made up for with killer punch line after)

[@psifla99]

She always did enjoy a good squeeze.

[@ajretro6784]

Another Die Hard reference: "Welcome to the party, my dear"... er... "pal"

[@ct-hr6nx]

3:49 I am invincible! NEEEEEEEEEEERD! 😂😂😂

[@robertrodriguez1964]

Yeah but you got to cut him some slack. He does great work while side eyeing that top shelf that he's working next to.

[@Gamingnstuff131]

ct that was great!

[@railisula4647]

boris is the best.

[@GentPix]

.... Still my favourite Bond movie.

[@cptnoremac]

He definitely failed the "Minimize Civilian Casualties" objective in the Streets level.

[@arthur_az]

0:10-0:14 Bond opens the gate after breaking into a guard house at the top of the dam and pressing the respective button, unbeknownst to the guards. The film was supposed to open with this scene, but it was ultimately deleted because Martin Campbell (director) felt it was unnecessary and unrelated to the film's main story. Look for "Goldeneye Deleted Scenes" here and check it out.

[@arghyadas6331]

I'd like you to review a movie but the first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it, and the second rule is I'm NOT supposed to talk about it.

[@crazyj10agains]

Talking about its rules would technically be considered talking about it, especially when they're so iconic. You broke the rules by saying the rules. Good job.

[@arghyadas6331]

Crazy Jay I'm Jack's sense of stupidity.

[@alias588]

I'm not a member, so I can say it. *Fight Club*. He wants you to review *Fight Club*. No need to thank me, it's all in a day's work.

[@crazyj10agains]

Gotcha Edit: Damn, got sniped.

[@pepicwalrus7907]

***** They will find more.

[@ZombieBehindMe]

at 6:04 look at the timer

[@ZombieBehindMe]

i dont know if that is irony but still it is funny

[@AppleAssassin]

ZombieBehindMe It's not irony. It's a coincidence, unless he planned it then it's just a joke.

[@ZombieBehindMe]

AppleAssassin ya i thought it wasnt irony but still its funny

[@bloodandguts5]

Not Irony, coincidence

[@Kepothethief]

im lost...wtf am i looking for here?

[@scorpionwins6378]

Additional sins: 1) Bond uses a laser device to infiltrate the chemical facility from the dam. You can see a dot resembling the path of the laser which jumps around quite a bit but he still manages to trace a perfect line. Also unsure how he aims it since it is mounted to his grappling gun and there is tension from the cable holding it in a stationary position. 2)Car scene near the beginning of the film: Anyone who knows cars will know that the Aston Martin is way out-matched against the Ferrari in terms of acceleration and handling. 3) The film doesn't bother to explain how Ouromov shoots one of his own guards in the gas tank room, yet he fires a "fake" bullet in 006's face using the same gun, in which he obviously survived. 4) In Q's lab there is a fair amount of detail surrounding the BMW Z3 in which he emphasizes the cars gadgets and do-hickeys, yet there is no scene in the film that demonstrates any of those abilities. 5) Valentin's "Take a hike" command at the club is more audible than the gunshot moments before, in which nobody reacted to. 6) Bond discusses an elaborate plan with Valentin in his office that involves performing a service in exchange for a favor, yet there is no footage of the incident or whether it was successful. 7) There were numerous pen clicking moments with Boris that would have resulted in an explosion by not disarming the fuse fast enough. 8) In the train scene after Trevelyan escapes, Bond makes an analysis that there is a 1 inch plating of armor surrounding the exterior of the train. Since he is British he would naturally use the metric system to measure the plating. 9) After learning that Bond had entered the base in Cuba, Trevelyan clearly gave orders to kill him on sight, yet after a brief gunfight he is apprehended by the guards after voluntarily surrendering.

[@davider6884]

There are moments where you definitely, definitely should have removed some sins😒 1) The dam bungee jump was done for real! I'd say -10 sins! This stunt is absolutely crazy! When you see this dam in real life instead of the movie, your perspective will change 2) Famke Janssen! -2 sins for stealing every scene she's in 3) The plane/bike jump which was also done for real in parts! What you see in the first shot is what you get in the first shot! -5 sins! 4) "I am invincible!"! Just hillarious! -3 sins! 5) Smashing the tank through the wall while the Bond theme is playing! -5 sins for being a badass moment! 6) The casual tie adjusting which you cut out at 9:04 is ridiculously cool! -1 sin! 7) "She always did enjoy a good squeeze." Hillarious one-liner that I would say deserves -3 sins! 8) "For England, James?" "No. For me." This is hands down one of the most badass moments in the series! -10 sins!

[@szekesfehervar2230]

Fkkk ooooofffff

[@KillerOrca]

Also, another sin he missed; WHY DOES A TANK HAVE AN EXTERNAL CONTROL SEAT ANYWAY? I mean I know you can poke yoru head out from the chassis but GOD DAMN BOND IS JUST SITTING ON THE DAMN HOOD AND DRIVING IT.

[@agentorange153]

He was poking his head out of the hatch -- which you CAN do in a tank (and SHOULD do when not under fire, for better visibility, because driving a tank "buttoned-up" is like driving blindfolded).

[@KillerOrca]

agentorange153 No, he's sitting totally outside of it and DRIVING IT...which would require an external secondary control system. Poking his head out would just be that...his head. This is something way more than that.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Orcaman15 It was build by the same guy who builds the Bond Deathtraps and leaves the eject function on

[@KillerOrca]

TheOriginalElkstone AH but of course! That explaints it!

[@TheD3rp2]

It's perfectly possible to drive a T-54/55 like he was doing it, somebody as tall as Bond shouldn't have trouble grabbing the controls of the tank while peeking out of the hatch like that.

[@TonyAvalosGTA]

Still one of the best Bond movie

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

fuck it, despite the sins. THE BEST Bond Movie. Looking back over all the old ones now that I'm older...they're all cheesy as f*ck...particularly the Roger Moore ones. This one at least entertained me as a 'Die Hard'

[@Lordsebastian101]

Arsenal Gunner Casino Royal is the best one

[@CyborgCharlotte]

True. Just a shame that some scenes are so cheesy. But then, it wouldn't be James Bond without cheesy one-liners

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

Lordsebastian101 I think realistically, script and artistically, yes. But Action wise I prefer Goldeneye.

[@nintyfan1991]

Indeed. It's my favorite myself.

[@kevinshepherd6903]

"he and Alec go down this shaft "for England"'

[@julianzamudio4432]

@3:09 .... I've watched this channel for at least five years now, and this is the very first, THE VERY FIRST time I've seen a video not get this sin

[@NickNitro03]

I'm gonna go bombin around in my car. Brb

[@DrakoVongola11]

+Nick Nitro And that was the last the world heard of Nick Nitro. Shortly following this message NSA agents showed up at his house and took him away.

[@KrillLiberator]

+Nick Nitro I don't care - I'm just glad that the real-life Mr & Mrs Nitro called their son Nick.

[@amitabhakusari2304]

Hey, I read about him, in an article about a car accident.

[@jim191185]

A movie made by CinemaSins would be so fucking boring.

[@masters5312]

I guess it would be a " Cinema Sin"

[@jim191185]

masters5312**Badumtish**

[@emilymadison3056]

masters5312 Actually, come to think of it, it might be rather satisfactory. Antagonists killing the protagonists. No dialogue whatsoever before said killing. Absolute annihilation. It's rather hard to believe that people want movies exactly what I described. Then whenever said movie comes out, they complain about it being morbid and not entertaining... SOMEONE needs to come up with a solution for this angst besides death!

[@DontYouLookAtMe.]

haha true, these cinemasins vids are buzzkills but still funny

[@SmartFarce]

Emily Madison An actor that provides snide remarks that everyone ignores but are still funny might fix it.

[@easypimpin123]

Ive seen this movie 100 times and ive always screamed at the same idiocy. Lmao. Especially the tank scene. Lol

[@blueazrock]

7:06 The Mario Vg music is hilarious when paired up with the shootout scenes.

[@CrazyPlatinum92]

Cinema-sins always makes me laugh with nerds

[@CrazyPlatinum92]

O and the fugitive reference

[@MonguinAssassin]

I came here as a Rareware fan (notice how my monkey-penguin hybrid dresses up like Diddy Kong?) and I found that gag to be hilarious because I'm kind of a nerd in that perspective. The relationship I established between this popular Nintendo super star and Goldeneye probably would explain the "Assassin" part of my username. His other bloodline, the penguin one, well... It has nothing to do with this video. It has to do with Cenek Strichel's Killer Tux video and the corresponding Linux fan art by LivingOxymorn called Ninja Tux.

[@marcelweber7813]

Fun Fact: If you carefully get the information out of the motocycle/plane scene, you can calculate the speed James Bond needs to catch the falling plane. The surprising result: Bond actually has to slow down! If he doesn't, he would fly over the plane. So James Bond as a high trained spy solved quite complex differential equations in his head while escaping on a motocycle, and used the breaks right before the edge. What a man!

[@lauranolastnamegiven3385]

the best outtakes segment I've ever seen on one of these

[@egghead7199]

0:10, actually yes there was a deleted scene in which bond sneaks past some soldiers and opens the gate

[@lolsoina]

yea i have that on dvd very epic

[@Goldenblade3]

You missed one: Count how many times Boris clicks the pen.

[@Pianissimo1970]

And also the scene where xenia ropes down from the helicopter. They are being chased by bad guys, but Bond just stand still and watch what comes down from the helicopter

[@JustinEvitable80]

Has to be three clicks right in a row within a few seconds. He keeps pausing after one or two.

[@koppsr]

you forgot to sin the actor who played onatops victim, the pilot dude ^^ when he falls out of the cupboard , his face looks normal, but when he lands on the floor he has this joker-grin all over it. Ding!

[@felixn.365]

His mouth opened when he landed on the floor

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

I think this is the same bloke who might have put together the same article on the original karate kid film for ruthless reviews

[@andrewwblanchard6037]

he got to fondle FAMKE JANSSEN's BREASTS and kiss her while she was screwing HIM TO DEATH I WOULD FUCKING SMILE TOO 😃

[@michaelrussell3890]

He died happy

[@odysseusrex5908]

I really like Joe Don Baker's Jack Wade in this movie. He is much more like the Felix Leiter described in the books than Felix was ever portrayed in the movies. It's too bad they didn't make him a recurring character.

[@alectrevelyan4368]

Still, one of the best bond-movies ever made 😍

[@GTTeancum]

15:14 -- Sneakers reference. I bet a lot of the kiddos didn't get that one.

[@CarlDraper]

Ha! I knew I remembered that from somewhere! Thanks! Now that was a great movie!

[@seandetente1817]

Uh huuuh. Yeah, I got it too, but couldn't place it.