Everything Wrong With Kung Fu Panda In 15 Minutes Or Less

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CinemaSins

CinemaSins

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@billbill997
@billbill997 5 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins on bad movies: Talks about actual mistakes of the movie Cinemasins on good movies: *R H I N O N I P P L E S*
@billbill997
@billbill997 5 жыл бұрын
@Thor Odinson I hope you are trolling
@adamsiegel2719
@adamsiegel2719 4 жыл бұрын
Now that he said that, I can’t look away from them...
@szabok1999
@szabok1999 4 жыл бұрын
@@billbill997 Why do you care? He is either trolling, or has shitty taste.
@mjthehitman2365
@mjthehitman2365 4 жыл бұрын
@Thor Odinson bruh this movie G.O.A.T
@notme5501
@notme5501 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta sin even if it makes no sense and isn't worth a sin
@ecka5407
@ecka5407 5 жыл бұрын
Movie: *Has Intro* CinemaSins: STOP, YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW
@ootfan7882
@ootfan7882 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@LeumazDnazor
@LeumazDnazor 5 жыл бұрын
"Pay with your blood"
@C.R.J.Productions
@C.R.J.Productions 5 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that your icon is spinel
@kirstyrowe5062
@kirstyrowe5062 5 жыл бұрын
True
@aarong5675
@aarong5675 4 жыл бұрын
Movie: has narraration Cinemasins: What you have done has made God very unhappy
@lilymorton1408
@lilymorton1408 4 жыл бұрын
I’m confused of why he didn’t take a sin off for... “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.”
@Allyoungblood
@Allyoungblood 4 жыл бұрын
Why is that a sin
@agento4313
@agento4313 4 жыл бұрын
He should have taken all sins of
@agento4313
@agento4313 4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest movie ever
@nimcie8377
@nimcie8377 4 жыл бұрын
Agent O I like KFP 2 more, but they’re both amazing
@agento4313
@agento4313 4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate juice yeah all 3 are amazing films and the inner peace fireballs scene was probably one of the coolest scenes ever
@LionManatic
@LionManatic 5 жыл бұрын
The reason it shows Oogway just blowing out the candles instead of doing a wind thing like Shifu did, is because it shows the difference in the two masters. Oogway is patient and has inner peace, while Shifu is impatient, because he has yet to master inner peace. And the reason why Tai Lung let the five live, is so that he could strike as much fear as he can, before arriving. Basically mind games, showing that five of their best is not enough to beat him. While Po, despite him being one panda, he has learned to use the opponent's strengths against him... that and having too much fat to be affected by the nerve attacks.
@LemurKick
@LemurKick 3 жыл бұрын
707
@deagek7638
@deagek7638 2 жыл бұрын
wind thing 💀
@verazollinger6862
@verazollinger6862 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that's such a good comment MB
@enekaitzteixeira7010
@enekaitzteixeira7010 Жыл бұрын
This is dumb AF. You're retarded.
@No__feelings
@No__feelings 10 ай бұрын
P sure if he killed the furious five that would strike fear too lol
@spikespiegel1000
@spikespiegel1000 5 жыл бұрын
Sins to Oogway ascending? Who hurt you that much in the past?!
@VinodhBallout6711
@VinodhBallout6711 4 жыл бұрын
Fr bro. I mean he’s a good critic but sinning oogway dying is just low.
@fusionart4377
@fusionart4377 4 жыл бұрын
Vinodh Ramesh Ehhh, I wouldn’t say he’s a good critic. I mean, often the things he criticizes are completely out of context and aren’t sin worthy, however he is pretty funny about it. An ok critic, but a good comedian
@AshamanJames
@AshamanJames 4 жыл бұрын
It's a super cliche moment, even though it's done well. Hence why he sins.
@khangelanisilo3114
@khangelanisilo3114 4 жыл бұрын
Am pretty sure you just said will not affect the cinemasins crew, in fact it that deserves a sin and am going to go ahead and add five more sins on this Kung Fu Panda movie because of the comments
@howtonotbasic1383
@howtonotbasic1383 4 жыл бұрын
Because that's a movie cliches.
@TheYeetusLord
@TheYeetusLord 6 жыл бұрын
Tai Lung is a Snow Leopard.. there is only 1 tiger in this entire franchise. If there were more it would make Tigress unrecognisable (except from her martial art skills). CinemaSins earns a sin for not knowing the difference between a tiger and a freakin LEOPARD
@JS-hi3oo
@JS-hi3oo 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Pike he does call him a leopard later on.. .
@TheYeetusLord
@TheYeetusLord 6 жыл бұрын
BixZter Z my point still stands. Don’t ruin this for me😂
@uglyfense7754
@uglyfense7754 6 жыл бұрын
One sin for Harry Pike. He called Tai Lung a snow leopard once and a leopard the second time.
@TheYeetusLord
@TheYeetusLord 6 жыл бұрын
@@uglyfense7754 One sin for Ugly Fense. A Snow Leopard is a subspecies of Leopard so just because I didn't include the word 'snow' in at the end, that does not mean that calling Tai Lung a leopard (after already establishing what subspecies of leopard he is) is wrong. It's like defining a siberian tiger/bengal tiger/sumatran tiger, a tiger. They're all subspecies of the same family of big cat. :)
@dinohall2595
@dinohall2595 6 жыл бұрын
@@TheYeetusLord Two more sins for Harry Pike. The word "snow" comes at the beginning, not the end, of the word "leopard" in "snow leopard," and snow leopards are genetically unrelated to leopards.
@asdfoifhvjbkaos
@asdfoifhvjbkaos 3 жыл бұрын
6:01 I love the subtlety here. It's just a regular peach tree, but since Oogway calls it "The Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom", it's suddenly important. This follows the central theme that you only need to *believe* that something is special.
@aliyahpulido953
@aliyahpulido953 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 Viper's little tongue flick is kinda cute to me here. She's the member of the Furious Five who shows the most concern for Po, as she's the gentlest one. Snakes often use their tongues to smell the air, and they can sense things like pheromones that indicate how whoever they can smell is feeling. Viper is trying to see and smell if Po is ok, since his pheromones would indicate if he was afraid or internally damaged, or if she could smell any blood, she'd know he was exteriorly wounded.
@andymcclurg9916
@andymcclurg9916 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for enlightening me. I love learning about snakes
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 жыл бұрын
that's an awesome attention to detail and I love this comment
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful observation. 👌🏻
@Phi_Lix
@Phi_Lix 2 жыл бұрын
Viper was already my favorite character in Kung Fu Panda and now I love her even more
@BarryHart-xo1oy
@BarryHart-xo1oy Жыл бұрын
Thank you for letting us know this.
@sunny9430
@sunny9430 6 жыл бұрын
Complains that Jackie Chan doesn't speak enough. *Sins every time Jackie Chan speaks.*
@cesarangeles1204
@cesarangeles1204 6 жыл бұрын
...because he didn’t speak enough.
@ethanpreis413
@ethanpreis413 6 жыл бұрын
It's more of a sin about how unused potential he had
@fumikagetokoyami8597
@fumikagetokoyami8597 6 жыл бұрын
sunny ooF
@noahdavis9359
@noahdavis9359 6 жыл бұрын
@@fumikagetokoyami8597 666
@TheSewDew
@TheSewDew 6 жыл бұрын
666 likes ILL CHANGE THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
@rilestin14
@rilestin14 9 жыл бұрын
A lot of the sins given to this movie can be excused by the answer "because kung-fu"
@rilestin14
@rilestin14 9 жыл бұрын
There's no magic. There is only kung-fu.
@Epicburst
@Epicburst 9 жыл бұрын
+Riley Riley Kung-fu is God, Kung-fu is life
@intricatedesign3559
@intricatedesign3559 9 жыл бұрын
+Riley Riley Yep! And a lot of sins can be excused because "it is a kid's cartoon".
@rilestin14
@rilestin14 9 жыл бұрын
IntricateDesign Take that back. Kung-fu Panda is the most sophisticated adult movie of this generation.
@YouTube_Staff
@YouTube_Staff 9 жыл бұрын
True
@CouchTfilms
@CouchTfilms 9 жыл бұрын
I was surprised how much I ended up liking this movie and the sequel
@espada1607
@espada1607 9 жыл бұрын
Same tbh
@Tea_Noire
@Tea_Noire 9 жыл бұрын
The sequel is my spirit animal.
@Ashutoshlakra
@Ashutoshlakra 9 жыл бұрын
+Buizelstar agreed!
@aneesahfazal9987
@aneesahfazal9987 9 жыл бұрын
same they usually make really bad sequels I hope they don't ruin the third one
@frosts1956
@frosts1956 9 жыл бұрын
+Couch Tomato cant wait for the 3rd
@matejdrobny2025
@matejdrobny2025 5 жыл бұрын
9:09 Everyone keeps picking on Po for being fat, but pandas are fat! Po:
@oscarv.4941
@oscarv.4941 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I can eat everything and look fine😂 I actually can no joke😂😂😂
@LadyOnikara
@LadyOnikara 5 жыл бұрын
I want to be a panda so I have an excuse.
@bluegenes2273
@bluegenes2273 4 жыл бұрын
Panda Style
@blockedartist2108
@blockedartist2108 4 жыл бұрын
PotatoQueen TheWeirdo fast metabolism gang
@funyunsgamingcove6655
@funyunsgamingcove6655 4 жыл бұрын
Like 420😎
@haley7571
@haley7571 7 жыл бұрын
“Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are to concerned with both what’s, and what will be.” This was my senior quote...
@nikis1254
@nikis1254 6 жыл бұрын
Haley I hope you spelled it correctly back then
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 6 жыл бұрын
Noodles
@mank89
@mank89 6 жыл бұрын
'Too'
@cliffhanngerr
@cliffhanngerr 5 жыл бұрын
My school dont have quotes that we can put
@millerblaylock
@millerblaylock 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you aren't a senior yet because it's the wrong "to"
@annas.8103
@annas.8103 5 жыл бұрын
"Escaping the prison is impossible" They said that about Azkaban. Yet here we are.
@dbseamz
@dbseamz 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you have to be super Sirius to get out of there.
@raven75257
@raven75257 5 жыл бұрын
@@dbseamz I hate you
@notactuallyacat.
@notactuallyacat. 5 жыл бұрын
Rosie Johnson You’re my new favorite person for today
@tombeats7179
@tombeats7179 4 жыл бұрын
Azkaban had a WAY higher number of prisoners compared to guards. And Sirius, not to undersell him AT ALL, but I never figured he was one of the best at magic. Yes, he was able to transfigurate, but that was due to help from 2 other people. As well, he had the pure will of murder fueling him during his escape.
@yitkahnorton8561
@yitkahnorton8561 4 жыл бұрын
@@tombeats7179 In the books James and Sirius were considered Transfiguration proteges, they turned themselves and Peter into animaguses at the age of 15 with no outside help something full-grown wizards sometimes messed up and got themselves stuck half transformed
@2551987ezio
@2551987ezio 8 жыл бұрын
"Quit..dont quit...noodle...dont noodle" was the best line in the movie
@sunny_sunson
@sunny_sunson 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@monsterislandtales5788
@monsterislandtales5788 5 жыл бұрын
Old turtle: there are no accident Me: uhhh... the emoji movie
@LadyOnikara
@LadyOnikara 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, that was on purpose.
@holup4990
@holup4990 5 жыл бұрын
@@LadyOnikara then it's like this "There's no such thing as bad news" *The Emoji Movie* "...that is bad news"
@RayyanAbbasii
@RayyanAbbasii 4 жыл бұрын
That isn't an accident, it's a mistake
@fallen_vague28
@fallen_vague28 4 жыл бұрын
It's master Oogway
@shefine9057
@shefine9057 4 жыл бұрын
That was a mistake
@HummingLantern27
@HummingLantern27 6 жыл бұрын
There used to be rhinos in China, now they're all dead. In case that question got you wondering, you know?
@sogeybros4790
@sogeybros4790 6 жыл бұрын
Does that mean this movie is accurate?
@oscarv.4941
@oscarv.4941 5 жыл бұрын
+1 sin
@oscarv.4941
@oscarv.4941 5 жыл бұрын
China wanna explain?😑
@Moonstar79
@Moonstar79 5 жыл бұрын
Tai Lung probably murdered them all.
@SkarlettWeb
@SkarlettWeb 5 жыл бұрын
*ding*
@guttstring
@guttstring 6 жыл бұрын
This film is a masterpiece, deduct all sins
@xlnukB0y
@xlnukB0y 6 жыл бұрын
“No movie is without a sin”
@AceNeyros
@AceNeyros 6 жыл бұрын
They're not reviewers. They're assholes.
@theguh728
@theguh728 6 жыл бұрын
Валерий Нейров What is the difference?
@hermesthegreek5247
@hermesthegreek5247 6 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as "no u"
@Zimmy_1981
@Zimmy_1981 6 жыл бұрын
It was decent but not what I would call a masterpiece. No offense
@eveningdim7167
@eveningdim7167 8 жыл бұрын
You missed the sin "there are no accidents, but apparently adopting the snow leopard was wrong" Also, you get a sin for calling him a tiger.
@mettatonex7221
@mettatonex7221 8 жыл бұрын
There's a difference between accidents and mistakes.
@eveningdim7167
@eveningdim7167 8 жыл бұрын
Mettaton Ex ...On the movies he criticizes, accidents are counted as mistakes.
@mettatonex7221
@mettatonex7221 8 жыл бұрын
Aubren My point is, adopting the snow leopard was a mistake, not an accident. Shi Fu new what he was doing when he took in Tai Lung. It was a mistake because of the turn-out.
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 8 жыл бұрын
huh, actually yea i can see where Mettaton is coming from. an accident is something out of your control. It was no accident that they adopted Tai Lung and he became evil because e could sense it and he was meant to become the villain
@nicklaskent3289
@nicklaskent3289 8 жыл бұрын
Actually shi fu adopting Tai Lung is destiny because it led to the discovery of the Dragon Warrior and thus was tied in to po's destiny.
@hannahvossler3212
@hannahvossler3212 4 жыл бұрын
shifu: you will never be the dragon warrior until you learn the secret of- ad: DaWn DiSh DeTeRgEnT sPrAy
@Hstone-wq1tl
@Hstone-wq1tl 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, who doesn't want to learn that
@SpagettiSpeltWrong
@SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 жыл бұрын
The secret ingredient is *crime*
@craigforsyth4588
@craigforsyth4588 3 жыл бұрын
But seriously, how did Shifu put out all those candles, is he an airbender or something? and how did he get the Dragon Scroll down from into place just by moving his staff up and back to make petals go on it. Someone needs to explain all these things.
@afairlyboringfemale7783
@afairlyboringfemale7783 2 жыл бұрын
@@craigforsyth4588 There's no such thing as physics in Kung fu pandamonium
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TrickyTrickyFox
@TrickyTrickyFox 9 жыл бұрын
Also, Tai Lung is a snow leopard and Poes dad is a goose, not a duck -___-
@TheDragonstorm1993YT
@TheDragonstorm1993YT 9 жыл бұрын
true
@TrickyTrickyFox
@TrickyTrickyFox 9 жыл бұрын
***** o/
@Loopycoon
@Loopycoon 9 жыл бұрын
We all have to die someday, it's natural like eating or sleeping that's why I don't go to funerals cuz getting sad won't help anything it'll just make u worse. (Tokyo ghoul reference)
@AdilKhan-vb4bq
@AdilKhan-vb4bq 9 жыл бұрын
+VegasGamingHD I agree. Imagine not going to your parents funeral. it just sounds so disrespectful
@TrickyTrickyFox
@TrickyTrickyFox 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm shaved now, don't worry
@MiDuWay
@MiDuWay 9 жыл бұрын
"Rhino nipple" Is now my favorite sin.
@GammaProtogolin
@GammaProtogolin 9 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as this happened and I agree.
@spookcannot3967
@spookcannot3967 9 жыл бұрын
mine is, "legend legend legendary legend
@littleyellowfillygirl5972
@littleyellowfillygirl5972 9 жыл бұрын
+sherman1ai Same...
@Allsoproductions
@Allsoproductions 9 жыл бұрын
+MiDuWay Rhinohelm got me
@jeweljammer
@jeweljammer 9 жыл бұрын
+MiDuWay per week u get 100 likes
@Stephano217
@Stephano217 9 жыл бұрын
calling tai lung a tiger when he so very obviously has spots and not stripes. I don't expect you to know it's a snow leopard but tiger is incorrect every which way to sunday. *ding* 6:35
@niamhislonely
@niamhislonely 9 жыл бұрын
+werewolf914 That comment made my day! XD
@KitsuneSparks123
@KitsuneSparks123 9 жыл бұрын
+Stephano Brizzio Yea and he also called Po's dad a duck, even though he is clearly a goose.
@derekrichardson7853
@derekrichardson7853 9 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it. I was gonna "DING" him for calling an obvious Snow Leopard, a tiger.
@Rhekon
@Rhekon 9 жыл бұрын
+werewolf914 it was pretty silly that he missed that bit, sarcasm aside. That maybe says more about the coloration and shading, or he just very seriously focused on the sins. The latter would be somewhat ironic.
@RadicalEn010
@RadicalEn010 9 жыл бұрын
Inception 2: Nitpicking inside Nitpicking
@notactuallyacat.
@notactuallyacat. 5 жыл бұрын
“It would be impossible if he was dead.” *Meanwhile, in Kung Fu Panda 3*
@benapeh854
@benapeh854 4 жыл бұрын
Darn cinemasins
@christopherfleetwood5252
@christopherfleetwood5252 3 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins is terrible at Cinemasins
@onejumpman4647
@onejumpman4647 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherfleetwood5252 your life is terrible at being useful
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherfleetwood5252 😂😂
@silashurd3597
@silashurd3597 10 ай бұрын
KUNG FU PANDA 4:
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 6 жыл бұрын
"We should hang out." "Or even SEE his toes." "But he will." "Tigress, you must try this". " It`s Shifu!" "Po?" "We got this! Help her!" "He`s too fast! Sorry, Po!" "Come, little one. Gets go find your mamma." Yeah, that`s how you underuse Jackie Chan. But I wasn't bothered with that much actually.
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 4 жыл бұрын
@Anouk Etyemezian Before the film though, I kind of expected that NONE of the Five apart from Tigress were going to speak. I knew Tigress was going to speak because of a TV spot where she actually says something.
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 4 жыл бұрын
@Anouk EtyemezianCrane at least had plenty to say.
@ObjectRecording
@ObjectRecording 3 жыл бұрын
Don't Forget "Good Morning Master" .
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 3 жыл бұрын
@@ObjectRecording Oh yeah. Yeah
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
So that's 9 lines, not 7. Edit : 10, counting "Good morning, master."
@adewin1955
@adewin1955 7 жыл бұрын
"there are no accidents" well sir my birth disagrees with you.
@CatMuto
@CatMuto 6 жыл бұрын
Correction, your birth was not accident. Your conception was. =)
@mikip282
@mikip282 6 жыл бұрын
MEEEEEEEEE
@magnetic_5oh194
@magnetic_5oh194 6 жыл бұрын
Adey Tube underrated comment 😂😂😂
@CinnabarCereal
@CinnabarCereal 6 жыл бұрын
Adey Tube same
@sunny_sunson
@sunny_sunson 6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too lol
@samstrohmyer2403
@samstrohmyer2403 6 жыл бұрын
"No one gives the snake any shit about not having any arms...?" had me dying. (9:00)
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
Your timestamp is a little off, but I agree with you.
@acsintealecsandra8994
@acsintealecsandra8994 3 жыл бұрын
"One often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it"... LOVE this line...and perfect to describe what happened..Shifu freaking out and sending the goose to tell the rhino to double the guards and make sure Tai Lung does NOT escape...is ultimately what gave Tai Lung the chance TO escape...absolute beatiful line
@longtoney
@longtoney 9 жыл бұрын
6:35 Tiger? What? Clearly a snow leopard dude. I'm not hating or anything; it could have just been a slip of the tongue, but it is quite tricky to make that mistake.
@lanceoakes9688
@lanceoakes9688 9 жыл бұрын
He is a tiger man...
@Coolguysup
@Coolguysup 9 жыл бұрын
+GoldenWolf tiger
@joshbodner4778
@joshbodner4778 9 жыл бұрын
It's a sheep you fucking idiots.
@enishi4ty5
@enishi4ty5 9 жыл бұрын
Probs an accident. When they fight on a bridge, he says he can suspend disbelief for tigers and leopards fighting, so he probably didnt catch the slip
@MsLoopyLoops
@MsLoopyLoops 9 жыл бұрын
snow leopard
@johnfemaledeer9477
@johnfemaledeer9477 6 жыл бұрын
Ducks actually will hatch and raise any bird's egg they can sit on.
@dbseamz
@dbseamz 5 жыл бұрын
Pandas don't hatch from eggs.
@markneillmusic9082
@markneillmusic9082 5 жыл бұрын
Rosie Johnson it’s a representation of the paternal instinct of ducks
@iadd2568
@iadd2568 4 жыл бұрын
@Rosie Johnson well dang, there goes my science project.
@theRealPlaidRabbit
@theRealPlaidRabbit 4 жыл бұрын
Ducks are actually pretty stupid.
@lillianbradshaw3277
@lillianbradshaw3277 4 жыл бұрын
that explains why ugly duckling is a thing I always wondered about that
@samtankersley98
@samtankersley98 8 жыл бұрын
Oh wait I didn't see the mantis...that's racist
@spicypicklez6410
@spicypicklez6410 8 жыл бұрын
Lolllllipopolollll
@ladybugcat5788
@ladybugcat5788 8 жыл бұрын
Samantha Tankersley lol I love that part
@Ronitrocket
@Ronitrocket 8 жыл бұрын
look away look away look away dixie land
@gembly3237
@gembly3237 4 жыл бұрын
Film: has 0.0001 seconds of intro CinemaSins: yeah, 5 sins for that
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 жыл бұрын
also every sin for logos. calling that "obligatory logo sin" and the bonus "obligatory Comcast sin"
@thedragonballguy7570
@thedragonballguy7570 7 жыл бұрын
There was an actual point to 23, Oogway was testing Shifu's patience. If he had waited long enough, Oogway would have told him nothing was wrong and then Shifu wouldn't have taken preventative measures for Tai Lung's foretold prison break, which ultimately set him free. "One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it" - Oogway So not really a sin, if you understand the backstory and motivations of the characters.
@GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm
@GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that.
@instantchaos2385
@instantchaos2385 2 жыл бұрын
yea but why do that?
@osmanyousif7849
@osmanyousif7849 2 жыл бұрын
So basically if blowing all those out took days, even year, Oogway would have stalled long enough. And Tai Lung would still be in prison.
@williamwright4813
@williamwright4813 2 жыл бұрын
Hot dang...I never thought of that...Oogway was even more of a genius than I thought!
@tamas9554
@tamas9554 Жыл бұрын
So Oogway just let Tai Lung kill a thousand warriors? :D That doesn't fit into his character, based on the info given in the film, your theory has little proof
@raychela.6799
@raychela.6799 8 жыл бұрын
"No one seems the slightest but concerned that Crane's neck is visibly broken." Why am I cracking up about this?!
@Ultrakrill2411
@Ultrakrill2411 7 жыл бұрын
Its funny because of the deadpan delivery and the technical way he says it
@calakipmar5351
@calakipmar5351 6 жыл бұрын
9:35 Oogway dies in infinity war
@soratriforce2877
@soratriforce2877 6 жыл бұрын
"Shifu, it was the only way..."
@athenaromanov2177
@athenaromanov2177 6 жыл бұрын
Calakipmar leave
@calakipmar5351
@calakipmar5351 6 жыл бұрын
Athenas Randomness What might you mean by leave I'm just commenting on my own comment
@athenaromanov2177
@athenaromanov2177 6 жыл бұрын
Calakipmar sorry Still upset about infinity war and that is something my friends and I say to people who mention sadness. I apologize if I sounded rude.
@calakipmar5351
@calakipmar5351 6 жыл бұрын
Athenas Randomness oh ok sorry for the misunderstanding
@Pashmotatoe
@Pashmotatoe 5 жыл бұрын
Kung Fu Panda *gets sinned* Oogway: My time has come.
@forstaken2254
@forstaken2254 3 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins: **Makes a video about everything wrong with Kung Fu Panda** Everyone: **Loads shotgun with spiritual intent**
@starwolfanimations2811
@starwolfanimations2811 8 жыл бұрын
Don't noodles will be my senior quote
@squash6506
@squash6506 8 жыл бұрын
StarWolf Animations I'm choosing "Skadoosh" as mine XD
@katiepemberton3104
@katiepemberton3104 8 жыл бұрын
StarWolf Animations yep me to
@shishi1103
@shishi1103 7 жыл бұрын
"Laughed so hrd" will be mine.
@agentcritter9366
@agentcritter9366 7 жыл бұрын
Tango Kabocha mine will be "Because I'm Batman!"
@agentcritter9366
@agentcritter9366 7 жыл бұрын
Or "Pudding!"
@Cheeseanonioncrisps
@Cheeseanonioncrisps 8 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins sin: Tai-Lung is not a tiger, he's a snow leopard.
@call_me_mrhate165
@call_me_mrhate165 8 жыл бұрын
ya
@samuelwoody3555
@samuelwoody3555 8 жыл бұрын
Thaaaaaaat's racist.
@maxinenelson9281
@maxinenelson9281 8 жыл бұрын
+Dovah Kiin you should be defeating ALDUIN
@bradgamerbloggerchica
@bradgamerbloggerchica 8 жыл бұрын
+Cheeseanonioncrisps Ding!
@yeraveragelad4012
@yeraveragelad4012 8 жыл бұрын
so what, its still awesome
@walkerkombat2783
@walkerkombat2783 8 жыл бұрын
So tai lung escaped because the messengers feather? So technically if the turtle never told Shi fu that tai lung will return then tai lung would have never returned because if the turtle never told Shi fu then Shi fu would have never sent the messenger therefore nothing would have happened so it's called the turtles fault
@Birthnote
@Birthnote 8 жыл бұрын
Yup. He knew what he was doing. The villains from 2 and 3 prove there was worse coming, so the turtle had to get the ball rolling.
@-RandomPlayer56-
@-RandomPlayer56- 8 жыл бұрын
but that stupid turtle did so this movie can exists but its still a good movie
@ihbanna
@ihbanna 8 жыл бұрын
Oogway warned Shifu that "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it,". But Shifu did it anyway, so it's totally Shifu's fault.
@nottuska1732
@nottuska1732 8 жыл бұрын
The third movie is the only one not driven by a self-fulfilling prophecy.
@watermelonaxe
@watermelonaxe 8 жыл бұрын
Guys if the messenger feather never reached tai lung, he would of gotten out another way, it was destined to happen
@theyankeedoodler
@theyankeedoodler 4 жыл бұрын
2:43 of course Master Oogway can blow out the candles in 2 seconds, because Shifu can. The difference between Oogway taking time and being in the moment and Shifu angrily attempting to control all he can is a massive recurring theme.
@shyfoxfeatherhere6446
@shyfoxfeatherhere6446 3 жыл бұрын
He also calls Oogway magic when there's no magic shown. It is even explained to us that Oogway used a nerve attack. Later he even acknowledges the nerve attack but doesn't call it magic.
@VTPPGLVR
@VTPPGLVR 8 жыл бұрын
Well, if the villain supposedly had a thousand guards, and the Thousand Tongues of Fire only had 43 rockets, does that mean the villain only had 43 guards?
@Marxeru
@Marxeru 8 жыл бұрын
Lol yas
@Cathryn39
@Cathryn39 7 жыл бұрын
Deborah L. That right there should've been a sin lol
@revengeantt
@revengeantt 7 жыл бұрын
Underrated Comment
@Joseph-nx5gv
@Joseph-nx5gv 7 жыл бұрын
i like you
@crackedemerald4930
@crackedemerald4930 7 жыл бұрын
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMS
@MarlonMacielBrando
@MarlonMacielBrando 9 жыл бұрын
"Bruce Lee was a badass, but against four other badasses, he'd have lost, dog" Well someone needs to see the movie where he defeats an entire school of karatekas. Unless you're speaking with real life in mind. If that's the case, disregard this comment.
@bondjames8225
@bondjames8225 9 жыл бұрын
+MarlonMacielBrando I think he was talking with real life in mind. His general point was that Bruce Lee was as skilled as you can get, but even he couldn't overcome numbers.
@SchrosDinger
@SchrosDinger 9 жыл бұрын
+bond james Not that we'd ever know, 'cause everyone was scared out of their gourds by Brucie. With *good* reason.
@Chrono_Mitsurugi
@Chrono_Mitsurugi 9 жыл бұрын
+bond james IF the numbers were filled with those close to his skill. I could kick the crap out of 100 drunken idiots. But 4 bouncers and my new bed for the night is the back alley they leave me in. Same thing. the entire school of karatekas was no match for Bruce Lee. But what about 4 dudes and/or dudettes who are as or almost as skilled as him. Its all a numbers game. Think of weaklings like pennies and Bruce Lee is a dollar. 100 pennies equals a dollar. Or 4 quarters.
@bondjames8225
@bondjames8225 9 жыл бұрын
Chrono Mitsurugi Oh i completely agree and i am familiar with bruce lee and his story and background. But in this movie, it was four people with similar skills to the one person they were ganging up on. Plus once it gets to be four or five guys if they all attack at once, i dont care how good you are, it becomes a problem.
@Chrono_Mitsurugi
@Chrono_Mitsurugi 9 жыл бұрын
bond james so true
@StarstormAnimations
@StarstormAnimations 8 жыл бұрын
You missed a sin, when the rhinos accidentally shoot the shackel on Tai Long's arm and his arm is freed, he should have been dragged off of the pillar by the giant boulder chained to his OTHER arm, since the two boulders were the only thing keeping him down and balanced
@StarstormAnimations
@StarstormAnimations 8 жыл бұрын
Also, you pointed out that it took the 5 a long time to get to the prison, but when they made a tv series of this, the characters visit the prison multiple times under different circumstances and it takes well under a day to get there
@zzz9952
@zzz9952 8 жыл бұрын
Well, that sin doesn't really count, since CinemaSins focuses solely on the movie and ignores source material and spin-offs, so they wouldn't have taken the TV show into account. Your first sin is pretty on-point though, so... ding!
@TheGamingTurret
@TheGamingTurret 8 жыл бұрын
strength can't really defy those kinda physics though. when will cinema learn that knowing martial arts does not make you a god r-r
@StarstormAnimations
@StarstormAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly, easy solution. Dude practically boned himself
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
Good point. I never noticed. 😂😂
@CallicoJackracham
@CallicoJackracham 5 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins: Implies dead characters can't return Me: *Laughs in Kai*
@jamalpitts3601
@jamalpitts3601 4 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ball Z Kai?
@CallicoJackracham
@CallicoJackracham 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamalpitts3601 No, Kung Fu Panda 3 Kai.
@nutriit
@nutriit 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of, look at 0:59 there's a kai picture on po's wall
@CrazyIshan69
@CrazyIshan69 2 жыл бұрын
@@nutriit That's probably a different kung-fu bull like Master Ox. Not only does that drawing look different from Kai, the third movie repeatedly establishes that almost no one knows about the latter.
@bmt4628
@bmt4628 10 ай бұрын
Well well
@sdb87149
@sdb87149 8 жыл бұрын
Po's dad is a goose not a duck
@supertan2227
@supertan2227 8 жыл бұрын
*DING!*
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 8 жыл бұрын
And Tai Lung is a Snow leopard,not a tiger.
@williambarwick3433
@williambarwick3433 8 жыл бұрын
First he mistakes a duck 🦆 for a goose then he mistakes a tiger for a snowlepord
@fishyfists1621
@fishyfists1621 8 жыл бұрын
William Barwick It's spelt leopard
@ericatrent89
@ericatrent89 8 жыл бұрын
Steven B nah he's a chica
@julianpagano1659
@julianpagano1659 8 жыл бұрын
"Three cheers for Jackie Chan fourth line!" Hahahaha XD
@hyerrrvawesome6744
@hyerrrvawesome6744 8 жыл бұрын
dinosaur kids
@elijaha2246
@elijaha2246 7 жыл бұрын
it should be 4 cheers
@penapvp2230
@penapvp2230 7 жыл бұрын
(ง◉ᴥ◉)ง
@kennyallison967
@kennyallison967 6 жыл бұрын
Oogway lied because Tai Lung wasn't already going to escape prison, but he just escaped because he said so.
@kennyallison967
@kennyallison967 6 жыл бұрын
I hate plots where the oracle says that something, that wasn't already going to happen, will happen, because that means the oracle lied.
@leethompson-kolar6333
@leethompson-kolar6333 8 жыл бұрын
"We should hang out." "Tigress, you've got to try this." "He's too fast... Sorry, Pop!" "Come, little one. Let's find your mama." 8:21 Jackie Chan said at least four complete sentences. *ding*
@imjustlucy_29
@imjustlucy_29 8 жыл бұрын
Lee Thompson-Kolar you forgot the "if he can even look at his feet" line
@leethompson-kolar6333
@leethompson-kolar6333 8 жыл бұрын
Lucy The Freak That's more of a sentence fragment, really.
@imjustlucy_29
@imjustlucy_29 8 жыл бұрын
Lee Thompson-Kolar aww.. ( ._.)
@epicmichael525
@epicmichael525 8 жыл бұрын
Lee Thompson-Kolar Actually, he said,"He's too fast! Sorry, Po.
@cliffturbo2146
@cliffturbo2146 8 жыл бұрын
Also "Good morning, Master.
@daringspino3446
@daringspino3446 5 жыл бұрын
0:28 dude, you are sinning inside a freaking IMAGINATION. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
@lunyf2165
@lunyf2165 6 жыл бұрын
the energy thing is actually not magic but real because there IS a technique (respectively, a whole martial art) called "dim mak" that relies on hitting nerve points in a way that the opponent is either hurt, paralysed (if only for a short term) or killed. (it's also the technique ty lee from ATLA (avatar: the last airbender) uses.) so, that would work. and since it requires a LOT of knowledge about the system of the body and how it is built and THEN learning how to exactly hit the spots (which I'm sure takes a long time of training and exercise) it is also logic that only masters (which Tai Lung is, seeing how he was trained and that he had a natural gift) are able to use this in a fight.
@JohnPerry27
@JohnPerry27 6 жыл бұрын
Good point, but pressure point martial arts doesn't give your fists gold rings or blue fire.
@lunyf2165
@lunyf2165 6 жыл бұрын
of course it doesn't, you're right there. but I think it serves as a visualization of the power it has. it's much cooler for kids like that.
@weepingwillow_
@weepingwillow_ 6 жыл бұрын
@@JohnPerry27 he got the fire because of the made fire from the destruction of the jade palace..
@JohnPerry27
@JohnPerry27 6 жыл бұрын
@@weepingwillow_ He also used it on Po without the sparks.
@somebat8888
@somebat8888 5 жыл бұрын
Ya but it also doesn't work punching and kicking people seems more effective
@Zz-qr3mv
@Zz-qr3mv 8 жыл бұрын
It also bothered the hell out of me that they were all eating PLAIN noodles!!
@oreospeedwagon811
@oreospeedwagon811 8 жыл бұрын
David L Right? At least throw some sause on that bitch!
@BloodyBrawler92
@BloodyBrawler92 8 жыл бұрын
David L Ikr, noodles aren't noodles without soy sauce.
@marsayde1237
@marsayde1237 7 жыл бұрын
It’s cuz they don’t noodles.
@kylehumphries6283
@kylehumphries6283 9 жыл бұрын
Another settlement needs our help. Here I'll mark it on your map.
@neon1321
@neon1321 9 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
@spenkick7581
@spenkick7581 9 жыл бұрын
Gravy pls...I already have 5 other settlements to help...
@thewolvesofunity7758
@thewolvesofunity7758 9 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the settlements I let die, ha
@StephySon
@StephySon 9 жыл бұрын
Dammit Garvey!!!
@mylkwagon
@mylkwagon 9 жыл бұрын
+Preston Garvey I am glad I completely avoid you.
@stevent5229
@stevent5229 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: No plant or animal that has ever walked this earth: Cinema Sins: *Narration*
@catbot8014
@catbot8014 5 жыл бұрын
do plants walk anyway?
@darkestlune9580
@darkestlune9580 5 жыл бұрын
@@catbot8014 maybe
@jansheenlee796
@jansheenlee796 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Cat Bot! Do Piranha Plants count?
@danielholoweckyj9098
@danielholoweckyj9098 4 жыл бұрын
@@catbot8014 depends. Do u count ivy's from RE 2 remake?
@AvalynTheAccursed
@AvalynTheAccursed 8 жыл бұрын
It wasn't until the third movie that I realized Oogway actually had a strategy when he kept pointing at Po.. He noticed Po was trying to dodge being pointed at by his finger, and was doing well at it, and then he started testing his reflexes and was impressed.. Makes a lot more sense now..
@MissMadCherry
@MissMadCherry 7 жыл бұрын
Oooh! That makes sense now!
@Fif0l
@Fif0l 7 жыл бұрын
Well, no. Right when poe flew through the wall for the first time, Oogway said "I sense the dragon warrior among us"
@yeahkeen2905
@yeahkeen2905 7 жыл бұрын
When did that happen.
@clau9689
@clau9689 6 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhh, thanks for telling me, I was always kind of confused with “WHY”
@TheExecutioner21
@TheExecutioner21 6 жыл бұрын
just rewatched that scene and no, he only moves two inches just to confirm he was being pointed at
@BishtrainerTai16
@BishtrainerTai16 9 жыл бұрын
Considering Po kills Tai Lung, seems like this movie teaches kids its best to execute your enemies.
@donchan6464
@donchan6464 9 жыл бұрын
Would you want a kung-fu master trying to kill you? No, you kill him and all his family, like a normal person.
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 9 жыл бұрын
+BishtrainerTai16 To be fair, one can argue that Po brought peace to Tai Lung. Notice that there's all that gold stuff everywhere.
@zetton1374
@zetton1374 9 жыл бұрын
+BishtrainerTai16 I mean... Do people not know that already? Why the fuck would you keep an enemy alive, there is literally no merit for it.
@FaticusDolphinius
@FaticusDolphinius 9 жыл бұрын
+jacoblgames those are pieces of him :D
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 9 жыл бұрын
Faticus Dolphinius Lies. There isn't enough of him to cover that much.
@destroy141
@destroy141 9 жыл бұрын
dude you learn the magic thru kung-fu
@JaleelBeig
@JaleelBeig 9 жыл бұрын
so harry potter UK is actually China?
@destroy141
@destroy141 9 жыл бұрын
yes yes it is
@Bodge18
@Bodge18 9 жыл бұрын
So if I learn to fight I can learn magic? Count me in!
@SurrealKeenan
@SurrealKeenan 9 жыл бұрын
+Destry Soule yup. chi is a big thing in kung fu and that stuff works a lot like magic
@Bodge18
@Bodge18 9 жыл бұрын
SurrealKeenan Yeah but... it's not real...
@somethinganimations4005
@somethinganimations4005 4 жыл бұрын
4:04 The mantis is a type of Kung fu, that’s why he is there, And so is snake, monkey, crane, tiger and dragon (dragon warrior).
@SpagettiSpeltWrong
@SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 жыл бұрын
@Anouk Etyemezian Panda isn't a kind of animalistic Kung Fu
@RetroWorkShop773
@RetroWorkShop773 9 жыл бұрын
How did you not sin the "Skadoosh"?
@culturehub2628
@culturehub2628 9 жыл бұрын
+Pvt Taggart "L" nigga
@user-is5tv2mc3p
@user-is5tv2mc3p 9 жыл бұрын
+Rafael Johnson you called
@name-zh5tq
@name-zh5tq 9 жыл бұрын
+L LMAO
@duelverse8410
@duelverse8410 9 жыл бұрын
Why would you sin that?
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 9 жыл бұрын
+Duel Verse 1. the fact that its a life threatening pinkie hold. 2. the fact you could easily get outta that. 3. the fact that Po literally disintegrated a fool. 4. more magic 5. also deus ex machina 6. seriously why would you *not* sin that?
@nathanielschwartz425
@nathanielschwartz425 7 жыл бұрын
Throughout the whole movie Jackie Chan has about 5 lines and says exactly 32 words. I kept track.
@Ultrakrill2411
@Ultrakrill2411 7 жыл бұрын
Why?
@makenziekrenz2323
@makenziekrenz2323 6 жыл бұрын
No it’s six lines
@jlizarraga6727
@jlizarraga6727 6 жыл бұрын
Can u use it in a sentence
@packrat2004
@packrat2004 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, no. He has seven lines. Five sentence fragments and two full sentences. Jeremy literally says that in this video.
@bobstuffguy3708
@bobstuffguy3708 8 жыл бұрын
"No one seems the slightest bit concerned that Crane's neck is visibly broken" I died XD
@Lee-eo2by
@Lee-eo2by 4 жыл бұрын
8:08 okay I know Jeremy is kidding but as someone who did martial arts for several years, yeah you definitely wanna respond quickly to your master as a sign of respect. Also, if they think you're "being lazy" you have to run laps/stay after class/help clean the studio
@instantchaos2385
@instantchaos2385 2 жыл бұрын
i mean respect is good and all, but as a talented student you're supposed to question everything because your master is not some god who knows absolutely everything, he can be sometimes wrong too and u would need to correct him and resolve the issues
@instantchaos2385
@instantchaos2385 2 жыл бұрын
- Also, if they think you're "being lazy" you have to run laps/stay after class/help clean the studio also how is that a good thing? if you're being lazy that means u don't have enough motivation and that is what your master needs to fix, making u run laps is just a dirty hack to fix the problem temporarily
@adriob7520
@adriob7520 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, that was obviously about discipline, not hurry
@stephenyarrington1871
@stephenyarrington1871 Жыл бұрын
@@instantchaos2385shifu is Confucius though so everything is about order discipline and hierarchy
@instantchaos2385
@instantchaos2385 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenyarrington1871 well and here i was thinking that guy must've been smart if everyone praised him....
@LoudToon99
@LoudToon99 9 жыл бұрын
Now that you have sinned 2 of Dreamworks biggest franchises, next time you do Dreamworks, please do Shrek next. I would LOVE to see how the Shrek fandom would react to that. XD
@Werewolf914
@Werewolf914 9 жыл бұрын
Then sin the 2001 hit movie Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
@HeronLikesStuff
@HeronLikesStuff 9 жыл бұрын
Lysander already did it. Look it up.
@RadicalEn010
@RadicalEn010 9 жыл бұрын
Shrek is a spoof of normal fairy tale stories. Sinning it would be like praising it.
@lrba5524
@lrba5524 9 жыл бұрын
the shrek fandom? You need to internet more
@lord_leprechaun2989
@lord_leprechaun2989 9 жыл бұрын
+Alex Ramirez I'm pretty sure Shriek is reserved the same way the lion king was
@MoonLoonie69
@MoonLoonie69 7 жыл бұрын
Sin: Tai-Lung is not a tiger, he's a snow leopard. Tigers have stripes, genius.
@coopgaming1514
@coopgaming1514 6 жыл бұрын
NickyVendetta you know I never knew what he was
@claylilac
@claylilac 6 жыл бұрын
If this sin is based on his name sounding somewhat like tiger, then it's invalid as "Tai-Lung" is one letter off from Tai Long, which would most likely translate to Great Dragon.
@triune_blades
@triune_blades 6 жыл бұрын
He said leopard @ 11:38.
@vaughnshinkus4178
@vaughnshinkus4178 6 жыл бұрын
Nicky Vendetta Ahh... there's nothing better than when a pretentious person uses the comment section to demonstrate there knowledge on a particular subject while acting like they're superior for having said knowledge.
@tafua_a
@tafua_a 6 жыл бұрын
Vaughn Ryan Shinkus You're nitpicking about a guy who nitpicks about a guy whose job is nitpicking. Sin added
@SPRWinchester
@SPRWinchester 7 жыл бұрын
Notice whenever the teacher/master says there is darkness in their student, it becomes true because of the statement...
@KumaoftheForest
@KumaoftheForest 7 жыл бұрын
SPR Winchester tho any smart person wouldn’t believe in fate or destiny and would train the person until either the darkness is their weapon or until they pick the light over darkness
@SgtSupaman
@SgtSupaman 7 жыл бұрын
Both very good points, but I think the master is saying that they sense who the student is within. As many believe, people don't change. It doesn't matter how much you fake being a good, nice person, if you are actually hiding a cruel jerk underneath, that will eventually work its way out (like someone who has been abusive in relationships in the past trying to be sweet and loving but eventually falls back into being abusive). So, they don't want to train someone like that and make them stronger and more powerful just for them to later use that power in evil ways. I mean wouldn't you feel bad if you got a really bad vibe from someone but ignored it and went ahead and taught them how to be an unstoppable fighter only for them to use that knowledge and those skills to go on a killing spree? The student might be the monster, but you created him. So it might not be that "it becomes true because of the statement" but instead that darkness is coming to the surface, just like the master knew it would.
@DaedricPrinceOedon
@DaedricPrinceOedon 6 жыл бұрын
No I wouldn't feel bad. I'd still train the person. Then we could dominate the world and end the pathetic existence of the weak foolish humans.
@jampubharadwaj6930
@jampubharadwaj6930 6 жыл бұрын
@SgtSupaman Not quite true, people do change. Tell me this. If a person has restrained himself for his whole life after having been abusive in relationships in the past, even if someone reminds him of his past and even he remembers it himself, yet he knows he was a monster once and does nothing in the present or the future to bring it out, do you think that the person has not changed? What would you classify as change then? That he completely forgets the past and live as if it never happened. You should give people a chance, many chances in fact. Getting a bad vibe is subjective. Some people think they know everything they need to know about another person and judge them and conjure up misconstrued feelings. How wise are such people truly? And in the end, if he's someone not as bad as the first person thought to be, he/she is letting go of a good person assuming he was bad due to buried past and some bad vibes. That for me, is more the first person's fault than the second one's. That for me, is someone who lacked the courage to trust in a potentially good person and who was quick to judge because he/she think themselves to be self-righteous while in reality they are wrong. One a side note, all the pain that starts in this world starts from rejection or not finding someone who accept or agree with you. But there are certain criteria, if a few people say you are wrong, maybe you are in the wrong place. If more people say you are wrong, maybe you are with the wrong people. If many say you are wrong, maybe you are in the wrong yourself. But if everyone says you are wrong, you are either a brilliant genius or a clueless fool. The brilliant genius would be true if people at a later time agree with you. And the clueless fool would be true when people never agree with you.
@pelonp3691
@pelonp3691 6 жыл бұрын
There’s darkness in everyone, so it’s also a dumb point
@themimsy
@themimsy 3 жыл бұрын
The Kung Fu Panda trilogy is one of the strongest trilogies ever. And Tai Lung and Shen are some of the strongest written antagonists not only in Dreamworks history, but cinema history all together.
@Phi_Lix
@Phi_Lix 2 жыл бұрын
Shen is one of my favorite villains of all time. Tai Lung is good too but I think Shen has better scenes, especially comedic ones
@SwitchbackCh
@SwitchbackCh 8 жыл бұрын
I want to know who else googled "Does China have rhinos".
@maxgemstone7257
@maxgemstone7257 8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@pey3267
@pey3267 8 жыл бұрын
Aaron KTJ I don't feel like doing it...can you just tell me
@CaptainShakesBeard
@CaptainShakesBeard 8 жыл бұрын
they did :o
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 8 жыл бұрын
When I watched Kung Fu Panda 2,I then had to think are there any peacocks in China.
@lemonlemonoflemonlemon8057
@lemonlemonoflemonlemon8057 7 жыл бұрын
I did! lol
@game_rocks6443
@game_rocks6443 9 жыл бұрын
isnt a jackie chan line when he say po's name on the brige with tai lung?
@Rybellious
@Rybellious 9 жыл бұрын
+GAME_ROCKS I don't think one word counts as a whole line.
@game_rocks6443
@game_rocks6443 9 жыл бұрын
just say XD
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 9 жыл бұрын
+RybelliousGaming Technically, it does.
@Rybellious
@Rybellious 9 жыл бұрын
jacoblgames Not really no. A line is a whole sentence. One word isn't a sentence.
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 9 жыл бұрын
RybelliousGaming A line is a line of dialogue. Plus, ever heard of one-liners? Yes, those can just be a single word.
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, the only qualification for being a noodle chef is having a dream about noodle making, and the only people who grow up to make noodles are those who have noodle dreams, but from the sound of the dialogue, Po's father did not have a noodle dream and instead had a dream about making Tofu. So why does Po's father believe that there is a thing called a noodle dream when he himself had a tofu dream and not a noodle dream. If Po's father believed that dreams were tied to profession, then he would be making tofu.
@caydenblue
@caydenblue 8 жыл бұрын
Maybe he had a Noodle and a Tofu dream separate? You know 99.9% of people tend to have more then 1 dream in their entire life right?
@myohmy9000
@myohmy9000 8 жыл бұрын
+GeorgeMonet *five dings appear on the sin counter*
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 8 жыл бұрын
Oogway: this leaf is the dragon warrior😊
@MrLaryece
@MrLaryece 8 жыл бұрын
You would be excellent at CinemaSins.
@oneofthe12sionmains70
@oneofthe12sionmains70 8 жыл бұрын
Ping: Po, you must undertake a deep process to be a noodle chef. Ping: First, a question: Did you have the noodle dream? Po: Yes. Ping: YOURE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!!!!!! Anyone? XD
@kirbydude2523
@kirbydude2523 5 жыл бұрын
2:08 In the next movie, Ping actually serves tofu.
@Shadow-gx6lx
@Shadow-gx6lx 9 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with Warm Bodies? Maybe? No? Okay..
@Eeveelien
@Eeveelien 9 жыл бұрын
+Shadow I dare them to sin that movie, I freaking love that movie!
@cyborg-mark-vi
@cyborg-mark-vi 9 жыл бұрын
I thought about this too! Just do it +Cinemasins!
@dylanburford3083
@dylanburford3083 9 жыл бұрын
I don't give a shit what they sin, I'll watch anything they churn out. Yes, even literal shit. But warm bodies would be a good one.
@JaleelBeig
@JaleelBeig 9 жыл бұрын
take this chain upwards
@Blueissuperior
@Blueissuperior 9 жыл бұрын
id watch that
@Comboowo
@Comboowo 6 жыл бұрын
8:55 Pro tip: you can tOtAllY make someone faint by tapping their chest like you are unlocking an iPhone. Totally legit life hack for iPhone users lolXD!!1!
@ethanedwards3357
@ethanedwards3357 6 жыл бұрын
Pressure point. Try that on someone.
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 6 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Don't do that
@MrPtrgun
@MrPtrgun 6 жыл бұрын
Do not know where this myth started but it IS a myth. Straight up B. S. . Try it. Really, nothing will happen but a sore finger.
@ethanedwards3357
@ethanedwards3357 6 жыл бұрын
@@MrPtrgun Oh really?
@MrPtrgun
@MrPtrgun 6 жыл бұрын
Ethan Edwards Yes Ethan, really. Try it. I am telling you that it is b.s.
@joshuavis2736
@joshuavis2736 6 жыл бұрын
Oogway: Tai Lung will return Shifu: that’s impossible, he is only on the second season of game of thrones
@justsomeguy5390
@justsomeguy5390 5 жыл бұрын
When you get fender bender’d Other guy: sorry man it was an accident You: *THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS*
@TheApoke
@TheApoke 8 жыл бұрын
1:10 they explain later that Po's real parents were pandas, and that his duck dad found him.
@quintencraeghs6128
@quintencraeghs6128 8 жыл бұрын
spoilers dude spoilers
@Virusskeptic-d3z
@Virusskeptic-d3z 8 жыл бұрын
TheApoke i never caught that, i just thought that they assumed the kids wouldn't care that his father was a duck instead of another panda. the kids don't know that each animal usually gives birth to the same type of animal because they are too young, right?
@skeptic781
@skeptic781 8 жыл бұрын
Super Gamer but you knew that when you watched the video.
@Sheol02
@Sheol02 8 жыл бұрын
+Super Gamer Spoiler? Really? +Nathan Chip In the end the adults were the dumb ones to even assume such a thing.
@Virusskeptic-d3z
@Virusskeptic-d3z 8 жыл бұрын
No, one of my parents caught that when watching. I knew adoption was the only way it was possible, so i told her that's probably what it was.
@rachalwithana
@rachalwithana 8 жыл бұрын
"Po basically Jar Jars his way through the movie" I am deCEASED
@mettatonex7221
@mettatonex7221 8 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen Star Wars nor do I particularly care to see it because I have this feeling deep down that I won't like it at all, so what exactly does this mean? What does Jar Jar do?
@mettatonex7221
@mettatonex7221 8 жыл бұрын
***** Oh. I see it now.
@TheStarBot
@TheStarBot 8 жыл бұрын
+Mettaton Ex >Likes Undertale >Not liking Star Wars Fuck off and go back to Tumblr.com
@mettatonex7221
@mettatonex7221 8 жыл бұрын
StarBot This may surprise you, but I've actually never been to Tumblr.
@TheStarBot
@TheStarBot 8 жыл бұрын
+Mettaton Ex The people who play Undertale are Tumblr users, even if they never been on the website
@pbjellicent
@pbjellicent 7 жыл бұрын
the part with the turtle not believing in accidents shoudlve said "bob ross is a turtle now"
@kennyallison967
@kennyallison967 6 жыл бұрын
Oogway lied because Tai Lung wasn't already going to escape prison, but he just escaped because he said so.
@kennyallison967
@kennyallison967 6 жыл бұрын
I hate plots where the oracle says that something, that wasn't already going to happen, will happen, because that means the oracle lied.
@somethingbad7157
@somethingbad7157 6 жыл бұрын
But Bob Ross believed in accidents. What he didnt believe in was mistakes.
@buddhavskungfu
@buddhavskungfu 6 жыл бұрын
Kenny Allison poop p lol look poop know lol
@buddhavskungfu
@buddhavskungfu 6 жыл бұрын
Yup u09
@RealElevenTimes
@RealElevenTimes 4 жыл бұрын
Oogway: there are no accidents Emoji movie: releases. Oogway: starts believing in accidents.
@grkyiasou33
@grkyiasou33 6 жыл бұрын
You earn that paycheck, Jackie Chan.
@Emrys91
@Emrys91 8 жыл бұрын
thats not magic its presser points, it glows so the kids can see whats going on
@Emrys91
@Emrys91 8 жыл бұрын
@john Saf they are well thankyou they are living happly togeather with three cats and a duck called Tim
@bjaurus6375
@bjaurus6375 8 жыл бұрын
Only three cats and a duck? No pigs or bunnies? That's racist.
@cooperkeavy5150
@cooperkeavy5150 9 жыл бұрын
Plz do everything wrong with cloudy and a chance of meatballs 1&2 plz
@cooperkeavy5150
@cooperkeavy5150 9 жыл бұрын
And do a pun bonus round for all the puns in the movie
@a_pathy
@a_pathy 9 жыл бұрын
+Cooper Keavy fuck yeah.
@rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491
@rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491 9 жыл бұрын
+Cooper Keavy do it cinema sins.
@phantomascom
@phantomascom 9 жыл бұрын
+Cooper Keavy Good Idea!
@LeopoldLitchenstein
@LeopoldLitchenstein 9 жыл бұрын
+Cooper Keavy The second one would break the pun counter. I liked the first but the second was pretty bad to me.
@idiot345
@idiot345 5 жыл бұрын
I know this is old, but in one of the first few scenes, the duck is holding a leek. Which in China and Japan is seen as far fetched, and is like some sort of symbol of luck. This is also where the Pokémon came from.
@andymcclurg9916
@andymcclurg9916 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno, that seems pretty far fetched
@Lolwutfordawin
@Lolwutfordawin 9 жыл бұрын
I have the Wilhelm scream as my phones notification sound, 7:28 really confused me xD
@Pemj2k
@Pemj2k 9 жыл бұрын
+Lolwutfordawin I hope you have an equally awesome ringtone.
@Lolwutfordawin
@Lolwutfordawin 9 жыл бұрын
Pemj2k My ringtone is the space taxi song from the german comedy (T)Raumschiff Surprise. I'd say it's rather amazing, especially 'cause I find myself singing along. ;D
@notAshildr
@notAshildr 9 жыл бұрын
+Lolwutfordawin great, now I'm singing along, and that song didn't even play! *claps hands twice* space taxi to the skyyyy...
@Lolwutfordawin
@Lolwutfordawin 9 жыл бұрын
+Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) you know that movie? it's amazing :D
@TSFHGW2
@TSFHGW2 9 жыл бұрын
+Lolwutfordawin Well you just gave me an idea...
@Joey-pb6ul
@Joey-pb6ul 8 жыл бұрын
The movie is set in a Wuxia setting so Oogway's "magic" is just his internal energy. Same thing with Tai Lung's nerve attack causing blue light.
@bluezero8557
@bluezero8557 8 жыл бұрын
Adding a sin. Ninjas are from japan. ninja stars are Japanese.
@kasig2013
@kasig2013 8 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think Ninjitsu actually as origins that stretch outside of Japan. Though where, exactly is unsure, though it did partly come from China.
@bluezero8557
@bluezero8557 8 жыл бұрын
MogarPrime17 China influenced Japan and korea. your comment reminded me of that so I'll look it up for you and tell you what I find in the morning.
@bluezero8557
@bluezero8557 8 жыл бұрын
MogarPrime17 asianhistory.about.com/od/warsinasia/p/NinjaProfile.htm
@thesauce8865
@thesauce8865 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@monogitsune3832
@monogitsune3832 8 жыл бұрын
Tj Chapman that doesn't matter at all, still Asia, doesn't mean Shurikens are only in Japan
@jessicakaemery
@jessicakaemery 4 жыл бұрын
Films: Have logos Cinemasins: *So, you've chosen...death*
@WhiteHershey
@WhiteHershey 8 жыл бұрын
Kung FU Panda is like the cinese equivalent to zootopia tbh
@nintendex9288
@nintendex9288 8 жыл бұрын
except actually good.
@WhiteHershey
@WhiteHershey 8 жыл бұрын
nintendomaster64 *air horns* shots fired
@MrQwertyorder
@MrQwertyorder 8 жыл бұрын
+nintendomaster64 BURN!
@joshuascott2864
@joshuascott2864 8 жыл бұрын
+nintendomaster64 OH DAYUM! media.giphy.com/media/l41lRMa7zXFN9yD5e/giphy.gif
@saz2248
@saz2248 8 жыл бұрын
+nintendomaster64 well most people thought Kung fu panda as not even half the movie zootopia is tbh
@felixgijon8621
@felixgijon8621 9 жыл бұрын
A third movie? I had no idea there was a second one.
@popcioslav
@popcioslav 9 жыл бұрын
+Felix Gijón Go check it out, it's even better than original.
@meekmillsdad8965
@meekmillsdad8965 9 жыл бұрын
+Popcioslav - for the first tone in forever
@meekmillsdad8965
@meekmillsdad8965 9 жыл бұрын
*time
@cadcom4985
@cadcom4985 9 жыл бұрын
+Felix Gijón you lucky one.
@doubledipper680
@doubledipper680 9 жыл бұрын
And I had no idea there was a fourth one! There isn't? Okay then...
@LisaSimpsonLover
@LisaSimpsonLover 8 жыл бұрын
Snow Leopards don't have the ability to roar Unless what I read a few years ago was incorrect. It's worth looking into for an answer
@-john2g3
@-john2g3 8 жыл бұрын
Well Fuck You i ain't reading anything i'm Team Cap.
@Fredcat11
@Fredcat11 8 жыл бұрын
Same thing go for Panther and Lion - Snow Leopards is not the only "large cat" to lack the roar. Yes, you're right, but I just throw in a bonus.
@13wolfy13
@13wolfy13 8 жыл бұрын
Correction, Lions DO have a half roar. Though I'd call it more of a Bellow. This isn't me pushing sponsorship or anything, but look up 'BigCatRescue'! They have videos covering lion roars.
@Fredcat11
@Fredcat11 8 жыл бұрын
13wolfy13 Then tell me why Lion King had Tiger's roar in Lion's voicebox? Was I read that wrong?
@13wolfy13
@13wolfy13 8 жыл бұрын
Frederick Again, please look at the big cat rescue channel. They have a video answering your question. People often use tiger roars because they sound more appealing. They sound bigger, louder, more ferocious. Lion roars in comparison, are smaller, and lower, sound way more chill
@calvinjewett8216
@calvinjewett8216 4 жыл бұрын
Memes: "There are no accidents" -Master Oogway "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
@andymcclurg9916
@andymcclurg9916 3 жыл бұрын
My time has come
@martinlessmann9672
@martinlessmann9672 9 жыл бұрын
Wait..... brb Googles "does china have rhinos"
@thegentleman8453
@thegentleman8453 9 жыл бұрын
+Martin Lessmann WELL DOES IT!?!?!
@davidd6175
@davidd6175 9 жыл бұрын
+Martin Lessmann NYOOPE!!
@martinlessmann9672
@martinlessmann9672 9 жыл бұрын
The Gentleman I CAN'T READ, I JUST GOOGLED IT AND i THOUGHT I'D BE BLESSED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE BUT SADLY I WASN'T SO I GOT NOTHING ;(
@thegentleman8453
@thegentleman8453 9 жыл бұрын
Martin Lessmann APPARENTLY, ALL THREE SPECIES OF RHINOES IN ASIA ORIGINALLY ORIGINATED FROM ANCIENT CHINA, BUT NOW NONE LIVE THERE!
@martinlessmann9672
@martinlessmann9672 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'M REALLY NOT SURE
@_wil_roc_
@_wil_roc_ 9 жыл бұрын
rather than a crane named "Crane," why not have a martial arts bird named "Steven Seagull"
@Foxtrot369
@Foxtrot369 9 жыл бұрын
+Joe LaRocque -- The Furious 5 characters are all based on the different styles of actual Kung Fu. Tiger Style - Crane Style - Monkey Style - Snake Style - Preying Mantis Style Also +Darkling276 -- Why would the Seagull need to be fat? Only Po is fat because he's a Panda.
@Inuheishi
@Inuheishi 9 жыл бұрын
Sooooo I'm still gonna watch the third one lol
@robertcastanpn288
@robertcastanpn288 9 жыл бұрын
same
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 9 жыл бұрын
+Inuheishi In the 3rd movie,and the trailer,Po meets his REAL father.
@diamondruby25
@diamondruby25 9 жыл бұрын
+Sam Kresil which is exactly what bothers me about it.
@abeautifulmess163
@abeautifulmess163 9 жыл бұрын
+Sam Kresil did the movie come out yet?
@samkresil6011
@samkresil6011 9 жыл бұрын
SBH productions No.
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 жыл бұрын
This video unintentionally made me more impressed with this movie, because when it slows down so that Jeremy has time to explain each sin, I'm noticing how Po's whole body wobbles with each movement to emphasize how obese he is. That's the kind of attention to detail I'd call unnecesseraly awesome in ANY movie
@justadude4938
@justadude4938 9 жыл бұрын
This video sins so many things that are meant to be jokes. Even kids get that it's a joke BECAUSE it doesn't make sense.
@justadude4938
@justadude4938 9 жыл бұрын
+Jeremy Downey I said this a minute into watching. Three minutes in this so much more true.
@dmoneyswagg64
@dmoneyswagg64 9 жыл бұрын
+Adam Udale it wasn't based on satire. It changed into a satirical channel.
@justadude4938
@justadude4938 9 жыл бұрын
***** It was better when he was making fun of real plot holes and errors, not things the studio did on purpose.
@Rc3651
@Rc3651 9 жыл бұрын
I think it's funny that people are essentially saying that a satire channel isn't satirizing seriously enough...
@enishi4ty5
@enishi4ty5 9 жыл бұрын
If a joke doesnt make sense within context of in world physics, its worthy of a sin. Even if it shouldnt be taken serious. Ignoring in world physics for jokes is still a question of how that world operates. Same for in world common sense, and power scaling
@VextrenYT
@VextrenYT 9 жыл бұрын
You should do a 'movies going to hell' for the past ones you've done as sort of like worst movies of all time'
@teeny733
@teeny733 9 жыл бұрын
DUDE, THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!
@MrJocool99
@MrJocool99 9 жыл бұрын
agreed!
@bigvoiceguy
@bigvoiceguy 9 жыл бұрын
+Vextren - PS4 VextrenHD - Xbox One I want to see this badly
@giraffge
@giraffge 9 жыл бұрын
+Teh Amesing Spodermen lol
@dmoneyswagg64
@dmoneyswagg64 9 жыл бұрын
T4
@ragingfiip
@ragingfiip 9 жыл бұрын
I know CinemaSins nitpicks a lot to begin with, but I found they nitpicked a lot more for this one than usual. I guess that's what they have to do in order to have a decent number of sins for an awesome movie.
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 9 жыл бұрын
+ragingfiip I love how they trash this movie. Eh, it's just for fun, y'know.
@taegra
@taegra 9 жыл бұрын
+ragingfiip I loved this movie, but I still found this video spot on and hilarious. They've already established that most of their sins mean nothing (just watch Everything Wrong With CinemaSins to get an idea) Sometimes it's fun to look at the ridiculous side of things you like. We know it's ridiculous, that's why we love it. And the people that don't like the movie are entertained too. Win/win! And other people can be entertained by whiny fans who throw a tantrum over what was said in these videos. Add one more win.
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 9 жыл бұрын
Taegra In short, delicious fanboys/fangirls' tears are delicious xD
@MrNioMoon
@MrNioMoon 9 жыл бұрын
Um... You're taking this too seriously. The whole point is to nitpick.
@MrKingJson
@MrKingJson 9 жыл бұрын
if they nitpick more it's as a tribute to the upcoming movie
@tybeanz7719
@tybeanz7719 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Ping: *MY SON FINALLY HAVING A NOODLE DREAM*
@AdamMadHatterMilligan
@AdamMadHatterMilligan 9 жыл бұрын
just because of the cam newton joke I love this
@StackProne
@StackProne 9 жыл бұрын
the front bottoms profile picture! ❤️
@cheese7960
@cheese7960 9 жыл бұрын
+Matty Healy just cuz of the cam newton joke i hate this
@AdamMadHatterMilligan
@AdamMadHatterMilligan 9 жыл бұрын
YOLO you must not be a panthers fan
@cheese7960
@cheese7960 9 жыл бұрын
Matty Healy no, just the opposite
@chinococoa6743
@chinococoa6743 9 жыл бұрын
+Matty Healy Megatron ftw!
@BeatriseBierne
@BeatriseBierne 8 жыл бұрын
The movie doesn't know how fruit trees work...blossoms and fruit on the tree at the same time? :D
@ShozubonGG_2426
@ShozubonGG_2426 8 жыл бұрын
ding
@thetoontastictoon1720
@thetoontastictoon1720 8 жыл бұрын
shhhHHHH D:
@quimblyjones9767
@quimblyjones9767 8 жыл бұрын
ummm funny thing is that is possible. not just a _"I saw it on the internet"_ but there are legitimately fruit and nut trees that will do that if weather is right.
@qwert_au
@qwert_au 8 жыл бұрын
Yah. What Yendal said. My apricot tree flowers, bears fruit, and then flowers again before all the fruit ripens. My peach tree last year flowered twice also.
@gwennorthcutt421
@gwennorthcutt421 8 жыл бұрын
that scene in the movie always bothered me but im glad to see it wasn't a mistake. or at least plausible
@VacuousCat
@VacuousCat 6 жыл бұрын
6:35 Not tiger, leopard. Sin counter's sin counter +1.
@taylorskie4739
@taylorskie4739 3 жыл бұрын
The biggest sin I can find for this movie is that after 20 years in prison being completely immobilized, that Tai Lung’s muscled hadn’t atrophied to the size of chopsticks and he was still able to be a badass right out the gate 😂
@Janken_Pro
@Janken_Pro 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes and snow leopards also destroy boulders on regular in reality
@AlliroG98
@AlliroG98 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't he technically have used his restraints to train?
@gothiiispiderz
@gothiiispiderz 2 жыл бұрын
his biceps and other arm muscles make sense because he was constantly lifting two massive boulders
@stephenyarrington1871
@stephenyarrington1871 Жыл бұрын
@@gothiiispiderzfacts king
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