Hellraiser - The Infernal Cartridge

[@helmutlvx]

Civvie is so traumatized by Capstone games, he made one of his own.

[@spooky5787X]

This seems far better than operation body count

[@BigPuddin]

It's an actual mod for Wolf 3d made in 2005. He didn't make this.

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

They say that's how the cycle of abuse and trauma works.

[@hoodedman6579]

@@BigPuddin Then why did he say we couldn't play it? I looked into it, and it does look very much based off of that mod, but very different; for example, outside of a couple of the major Cenobites, the enemies are completely different and they didn't have that yellow effect on them when they die. Of course, I couldn't find all that much about the mod, so maybe a later version added more, but it does seem like either it was used as a base for this or tons of video editing was done to make it look like it does in the video.

[@Fazz321]

That how all of them was done. What a vicious circle, indeed.

[@tootsie_]

Civvie really ran out of 90s doom clones so he said "fuck it im making my own"

[@davidbanan.]

This would be a wolf clone

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

Rise of the Wool Ball when?

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

This is a Wolfenstein clone, 4head.

[@tootsie_]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 same difference yknow

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@tootsie_ no it's not, 4head.

[@MrToast24]

‘We are men, we are not animals.’ Even as a joke Civvie the fact we allowed Bubsy 3D to exist is an argument for us still being little more then apes in John Carmack’s eighth dimensional hyperzoo.

[@Biodeamon]

naw mate the fact we have kojima productions is proof that good things still exist in this world

[@aerfwefd7334]

As someone who played Bubsy 3D from start to finish, I can confirm that we are, in fact, animals in a zoo for the twisted amusement of higher beings.

[@aerfwefd7334]

@Code Turtle Syphon Filter, even from the first title, had some jank-ass controls and....questionable level design.

[@aerfwefd7334]

@Code Turtle It's more of a case of a lot of studios not really knowing how to work with 3D environments and control schemes. And perhaps a complete lack of standardization - new tech and all that. But I single out Syphon Filter specifically because the series lasted at least up until the end of the PS2 era and the controls somehow got more incomprehensible with each game. Bubsy, however, up and died with Bubsy 3D (AFAIK) and to this day remains a prime example of how to not do a 3D platformer.

[@aerfwefd7334]

@Code Turtle Quite true. And what's worse, EWJ 3D basically finished off what was left of the EWJ franchise. As for fixing games with a day or two of work, that's a gross oversimplification. For some issues, where a simple rebinding of input is necessary the main problem, that might be done rather quickly. But if we were talking original hardware, you'd need both a programmer and an artist to do it right. For more extensive problems, like where the games were literally half-baked, that would still require weeks or months of development time, since you're talking thousands of man-hours, minimum. That gets even worse if any of the underlying problems are a result of problems with the codebase because debugging 25 year old code is a bitch of a bitch of a bitch.

[@DasBoSchitt]

It's an April Fools video I have to have watched five times now cuz of how legit good it is

[@BoxFang]

Hey, nice to see you here, it's been a long time

[@manxthehorrid3918]

Holy shit you're here

[@MrZebub]

Hello, you massive.

[@Artha96]

Holy shit you're alive? Thank God man. I hope you're OK and you're doing well. Miss your videos man

[@resla2916]

Your videos gave me some big laughs, thanks you kind sir

[@pleaserespond3984]

Civvie, you're supposed to plug in the dance mat as the 2nd player controller and then you can strafe with your feet. It was really innovative for its time.

[@sunglassesdemon4761]

Best comment

[@zekeram129]

This

[@davep8221]

Until you smash into the wall.

[@singletona082]

Oh come on you're fucking kidding me! I had the dance pad and never thought to try that!

[@technoturnovers7072]

the funny thing is that the puzzle box has unlimited ammo, so there's no reason why they couldn't have you just shoot the switches to activate them and use the B key to strafe (yeah yeah, the game is fake, but still)

[@zyrkugilgamesh]

"No one watched the Thief series" Well I did :(

[@snakepopcorns]

I've watched them all lol

[@psxcsomething6114]

I did, multiple times and I want more tbh

[@Wizuu0274]

I watched them all, dunno what Civvie's talking about.

[@Mochaccina]

it was really funny, i wish there was more

[@Groovebot3k]

Dozens of us did.

[@Shuttergun1]

Im sorry did civvie literally just create a game for an april fools video? thats fucking dedication

[@Moralozki]

wait, what?

[@HydraSpectre1138]

He made a Wolf3D TC for an April Fool’s video.

[@denysopalenyk4775]

And even more, he's kinda turned April Fools into Halloween special

[@acolytetojippity]

i...can't actually tell. the game itself is/was real. idk if there are many legit carts of it out there since it got canceled

[@Darek_B52]

Pretty sure he didn't "create" the game as I recall hearing about a Hellraiser FPS a ways back when searching for Clive Barker games.

[@Scarfulhu]

This video is a better Hellraiser movie than many of the sequels.

[@lindinle]

i really like bloodlines and inferno l. inferno being my favorite outside the original 4

[@Error_4x5]

Civvies old Postal videos with the shitty sound are better than some of the sequels, lol

[@thekidkrow]

Hellraiser 2 is fucking sick though. Arguably a better movie than the first.

[@ahandsomefridge]

Hellraiser 1 and 2 are great movies. Anything beyond Hellraiser 2.. well.

[@Error_4x5]

@@thekidkrow I agree. I've always thought the second movie was better than the first. If only they had stopped at two, lol

[@southofheck]

“Why would you make the final boss a stationary non-character” *John Romero wants to have a word with you*

[@4Wilko]

oremoR nhoJ

[@sonokawaray]

Oh, Romero's a character all right.

[@glorfburfington9676]

I'm a little surprised this didn't get more love 🤔

[@lkotro21]

That doesn't count. Icon of Sin is his head. Therefore it IS a character.

[@southofheck]

@@lkotro21 name one defining character trait of the Icon of Sin that you could gather from Doom 2

[@SollowP]

"Keeper of the forbidden code and master of the anti-life equation John Carmack" I can't.

[@eins2001]

Luck has sided with Yoshikage Bowie

[@Eantrin]

Civvie better keep an eye out for Darkseid

[@frozi7711]

Ik I fucking died as well

[@dead0ntime]

@@Eantrin Carmack Is.

[@reeart3614]

“I can’t.” Is something John Carmack has never said.

[@mdelgaudio]

Alt title: Civvie 11 writes a creepypasta for April Fool's.

[@Tragdor644]

Some of the game development was true tho, there's a good video about it on Whangs channel where he talks about all the failed hellraiser games, that came out about a week ago: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYecoWSbgsaDfLM All the stuff about the supposed "super cart" is true

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

@@Tragdor644 I know it’s a rick roll. I’m not clicking that.

[@rootheobserver]

@@RedshirtAfficionado funfact: it’s not

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

@@rootheobserver you can’t fool me

[@rootheobserver]

@@RedshirtAfficionado i know the url like the back of my hand that ain’t it

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

This is insane levels of effort for April Fools.

[@mr.nickname9172]

You should see nitro rad’s special

[@johnr4836]

what did April think pro doom tnt

[@BunkerAnon]

The best kinds

[@cecilvamzjedeti2348]

Remember SourceRuns did Hunt down the Freeman speedrun

[@perfectsuperchaos7]

@@johnr4836 are you happy? do you have what you wanted?

[@leafdog2714]

Looks like Civvie's been smonking the Hubbardium again

[@zekeram129]

He really oughta stop smonking that Hubbardium

[@woadblue]

You guys smonk it? I always crushed and railed it, honestly didn't know it could be smonked I thought it reduced the potency. But what do I know....?

[@matts4750]

Hubbardium is what Tom Cruise plugs to jump on sofas

[@glorfburfington9676]

@@woadblue idk. I always had a CERTIFIED Hubbardium doctor administer my Hubbardium, using an official Hubbardium grade intravenous I.V. Because I'm not some filthy fugitive.

[@woadblue]

@@glorfburfington9676 well la dee da mister intravenous

[@thunder____]

I can't believe Civvie ever remarked that the John Carmack jokes were becoming a net negative on the show bc no Civvie, give me all the John Carmack jokes, they are fantastic lmao

[@NEEDbacon]

I can appreciate civvie not wanting a joke to overstay it's welcome (see the Sewer count). But on the other hand I'm a dumb idiot and them, along with Beetlejuice and Ramsey, ah just give them all to me. I would include calling Randy a greasy bastard, but that's more a factual statement.

[@VashanShadow]

That Cease & Desist letter at the end is absolute gold.

[@keighne7650]

She do got a dumpy tho

[@M3xP4nd4]

Agree😂😂😂

[@HarrySBallz]

Signed by Doug Bowser himself

[@LaNoLaCola]

Expected an April Fools video, got an early Halloween video. Thanks Civvie

[@TooMuchSascha]

April Ghouls

[@Civvie11]

@@TooMuchSascha *cackles in Crypt Keeper*

[@llab3903]

@@Civvie11 you’re the best kind of youtuber

[@rvc7468]

@@Civvie11 What is the Photosensitivity warning for Civvie?

[@PyreOManiac]

@@rvc7468 I'm wondering too, let me just skip through the video. This isn't so badjeiwkakamsowiebfbfiejenejedzz z s s. s

[@BlueFireZ88]

It must have become a full time job for Civvie to come up with more and more elaborate nicknames for John "Code God of the Demonic Crucible" Carmack.

[@alesin1992]

It's probably one of the failed replicas.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

John Carmack is Eternity.

[@0v_x0]

His role keeps changing. John evergrowing pulsating brain that rules from the center of the ultraworld Carmack. John quantum trinary coprocessor embedded into a human limbic system Carmack. John interdimensional self-transforming machine elf Carmack. John secret 11th avatar of Vishnu Carmack. Etc, etc. The man stays busy. Edit: I forgot... John the code developer for the entire cenobite dimension and true keeper of the puzzle box Carmack.

[@AathielVaDaath]

Has anyone made a wiki of all of these yet?

[@headman82]

Is John Carmack aware of Civvie?

[@Joker22593]

Even Nintendo is afraid of John Carmack, the unfoolable across all Aprils.

[@mailmanwilly]

Carmack the Unfoolable has an intimidating ring.

[@TheOneTrueStAN]

Civvie is legitimately the AVGN of modern KZbin, just an unparalleled level of quality, effort and metahumor.

[@ninjacat230]

I'm pretty sure the AVGN is the AVGN of modern KZbin. I think that civvie might be more like the AVGN of PC games.

[@Turtleproof]

Those are three things that are absent from all AVGN videos. Ha ha he the mad becos video games, he make silly faces I relatez ha ha.

[@TheOneTrueStAN]

I was more referring to how AVGN pioneered what we know as KZbin Game reviewers. Civvie definitely pushes the norm in a lot of ways that you really don't see on other channels.

[@user-to6kx7qx3b]

civvie is James Charles 2.0

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

Civvie11 truly is the Onision of modern KZbin video game rapists.

[@susch7466]

i just wanna thank Katie for that 800 IQ trick to not have to animate blood at 6:18

[@axelprino]

Wow, that's some dedication. Not only did he dug a somewhat obscure and very odd cancelled project he even made it into an actual game just for the sake of a joke, even if in the end is just a mod with some bit-crunched assets it still is a fair amount of work. Impressive.

[@singletona082]

I just want htat 8 bit hellraiser theme. Shit's legitly good.

[@WetWookie1988]

Lmao, "This is in addition to other statements made by Mister Eleven previously that are harmful to the NINTENDO brand and unwelcome, including a remark relating to Princess Peach's iconic attire as "covering up her dump truck ass" " You're doing the lord's work Civvie.

[@Nothingseen]

"Civvie plays creepypasta games seriously" is not a genre I thought I needed. I was wrong.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

It's almost like an unfiction piece.

[@Mecha_Machinehog1]

I WANT MORE OF DIS

[@CaptainPlanets]

I'm waiting for Pro Pokemon: Buried Alive

[@LordofSadFac]

@@CaptainPlanets Pro Godzilla NES: Creepypasta

[@glorfburfington9676]

My person of ambiguous enough identity! I don't want to even touch your gender. Change my mind.

[@madprofe55or]

Civvie seems truly surprised and aghast when he exclaims, "Wait, that's fuckin' Superman!" Accidentally great delivery is great.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I was genuinely shocked too.

[@timdoyle3436]

Yeah wtf was Henry doing there

[@DoveAlexa]

@@timdoyle3436 Getting paid to look bored recieving a BJ, (that was a scene). I watched the movie with friends, it's a glorified 90s twilight zone episode. It also has Lance Henrickson in it!

[@RoosterCogburnPhD]

The Hellraiser series is like watching a respected loved one descend into Alzheimer's

[@darthcinema4262]

Or a drug addiction that consumes them

[@singletona082]

Having seen what dementia does to people... this..... is depressingly accurate. Even those bright spots in the later franchise. Just random firings giving them a good day in a sea of misery and fog and horror.

[@ZorotheGallade]

"And then she was running down the street and...cars? Cars were blowing up? Dunno, but anyway there were fire hydrants exploding up into the air and this guy, that guy who was too distracted by the DJ console to notice levitating CDs and shit? Turns out he has fused with the DJ console and now he could shoot CDs out of his forehead, and then..."

[@dvdemon420-ud2xe]

😆

[@TheCrimsonElite666]

More like it's yet another example of Hollywood taking a piece of British media (the first Hellraiser is a British film) and butchering it in an attempt to make it more American. Hellraiser 2 was good at the very least, but yeesh the franchise went down the drain when it was fully Americanized by 3.

[@froggyranger]

You put an absurd level of detail into this for an April Fool's joke, mad respect

[@connormorgan3220]

I think the only thing civvie did was the mario part. The rest was a rom dump like star fox 2 still impressive.

[@Beany2007FTW]

@@connormorgan3220 no, he created the framework in GZDoom and used some existing artwork in some places, created new artwork where required, and then set it up for the gameplay sections. For example, GZDoom can't do the fade effect for roofs and floors like Wolf 3D does - so he made them green and chroma keyed the correct gradient in to make it look more like the Wolf 3D engine. Genuinely the only parts that aren't wholly original are some of the art assets. Otherwise, it's a completely from-the-ground-up creation of his own based around the 'lore' off the lost hellraiser game. You know, for an April Fools Joke. The man is a lunatic and I love it. Source: Patreon.

[@michealpersicko9531]

@@Beany2007FTW Well he didn't chroma key anything because color dreams was going to make a hellraiser game for the PC but it never panned out but there is an unfinished version of that Wolf3d port that's floating around so he basically took the unreleased color dreams PC game and used the fact color dreams started to make an NES game and never did so he just used that as an excuse for how there's an FPS with the wolf3d engine on an nes cart. Even the sound bytes and most of a lot of textures are taken from 2 unreleased PC game that were never finished as well it's literally a bunch of unfinished hellraiser games smushed together into an "nes game." The NES look was probably all done by him and Katie in whatever animation software they used. It actually is running the wolf 3d engine BTW it wasn't using Gzdoom.

[@Beany2007FTW]

@@michealpersicko9531 sigh, patrons got to see how this was made, in detail in a recent patron only video, and he discussed it in his patron only discord at the time it was released. What part of 'source: Patreon' isn't clear?

[@tbirddddd]

@@Beany2007FTW That is fascinating. Based on his knowledge in other videos Civvie clearly has some good experience on Doom modding if not professional work on game development. So was the original plan to make this a fake SNES game, but because of GZDoom limitations it had to be a fake super powered NES game?

[@areallyboredindividual8766]

I'm so glad I pulled an all nighter and impulsively started baking bread

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

Did it turn out good?

[@areallyboredindividual8766]

@@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 It's in the oven as we speak, should be done in around 15 minutes. I'll post updates when the bread is done. It's my first ever time baking bread and I think I put too much flour in tryna fix the dough when it became a sticky and unholy mess. TLDR: not holding out much hope overall but hot fresh bread always tastes good

[@areallyboredindividual8766]

@@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 I did however learn that bread baking is a step up in difficulty from pancakes

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Better than impulsively smoking crack. Hope it's good bread. I like a nice rye.

[@MrTheil]

Sounds tasty

[@Tabuu_]

"Master of the Anti Life Equation" Darkseid: "Anti Life is found Desaad. In a being called.......Carmack"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Glad I'm not only one who got the reference.

[@MegaManDaniel]

Oh thats why darkseid cant get the damn math, carmack will pull some 10th dimensional bullshit and delete him for the metaverse

[@williambeck2372]

@@MegaManDaniel I'd say 5th Dimensional but that implies Mr. Mxyzptlik is gonna be on the same level as Carmack and..... and we all don't want that.

[@TheGary108]

@@williambeck2372 No we do not.

[@rvaughan74]

I'm resting easier knowing the Equation is in safe hands.

[@ProjectPaladin]

And the algorithm today was like: "We have such sights to show you". There is much love and dedication in this. Well done. Well done, indeed.

[@Mrkabrat]

Algorithm: Oh, no tears please. *It's a waste of good suffering*

[@singletona082]

Angels to some. Demons to others.

[@AdahnFlorence]

The funniest thing about this video is that, aside from the game being shown not being real, the whole story of the game's development is actually true and you can do research and see that it's real.

[@Jo_Mama710]

Nuh uh

[@SuperKlondike64]

@@Jo_Mama710 Uh huh

[@ICARUSLIV3S]

THE CARTRIDGE, YOU BLEW ON IT, I CAME. ...I should probably clean that up.

[@Beany2007FTW]

You've been thinking about Cacodemon 'holes' again, haven't you? Bad Icarus. Bad. *bops nose with newspaper*

[@onikoneko]

I was not expecting to see Icarus/Civvie slash in the comments, perpetrated by one of the characters in question. I am not quite sure how I feel about this.

[@ihatecommunism9958]

It happened to you as well?

[@yeetyateyote5570]

Well go figure icarus is also here

[@roberte2945]

@@Beany2007FTW What about the ones on Pain Elementals?

[@skinnyhamster5765]

man this 8-bit Hellraiser theme is a total banger

[@Arkygator]

It does indeed slap.

[@michaelsoltesz3779]

When you reverse engineer amazing themes from full orchestration to 8 bit melodies the skill of the composer always shows. How many composers can pull that off? 😉

[@SpeedySPCFan]

I'm glad you enjoy it! It was really fun to do ^^

[@skinnyhamster5765]

@@SpeedySPCFan No way.....

[@Vhagn]

@@SpeedySPCFan Great work indeed, very catchy. Can we have an extended version please? :)

[@loger_2floofyboogaloo278]

Princess Peach's iconic attire "covering up that dump truck ass" lol

[@LaverniusTucker2410]

Don't stand here and tell me it isn't true.

[@sil3ntsp3ct3r]

Came looking for this comment, gg

[@RycoreXIII]

I appreciate him creating an entire creepypasta game for an April fool's joke, then just playing it casually as if nothing is wrong for the entire video. True dedication to the bit.

[@kei_nishimaru]

Civvie: “Find a series with worse sequels.” Highlander Fans: *proceed to cry*

[@DLPChris]

There was only 1 Highlander movie, what do you mean?

[@snufftbunz]

...yeah

[@respectfulremastersbymetal8336]

Highlander 2 is the genesis of the Sean Connery Theorem, which states "Any movie with Sean Connery is at least watchable, with the exception of Highlander 2."

[@alexanderthemagnifcent2573]

At least Highlander 2 jumps the shark so much the MC becomes a alien.

[@Arkygator]

Nah, I find Highlander 2 to be very entertaining, Highlander 3 is just sorta alright if unnecessary the TV show has its moments. Then there is also the anime movie which is the best Highlander sequel. Although, the rest of the franchise is very dire indeed.

[@lonewanderer3219]

Did Civvie just make a better hellraiser then half the franchise as an April Fools

[@singletona082]

In fairness that isn't a high bar.

[@youfube-]

*than

[@kingcaesar3693]

Actually a FPS of Hellraiser did exist from the early 90s', but never got released.

[@AnInnocuousBlueCube]

*Bookmark to return on Halloween*

[@Arkygator]

The movie franchise really went off a cliff when they wanted Pinhead to be their Freddy Kruger.

[@loganfury7433]

Civvie:This game is not real, it can’t hurt you. The Game:

[@Jason-eo1rh]

It's not available to the consumer

[@TheOneHoddToward]

@@Jason-eo1rh You don't get to consume this game. It gets to consume you instead.

[@Icecastles4000]

@@TheOneHoddToward C O N S U M E T H E G A M E

[@wulfone5961]

It was real in Civvies mind.

[@Fickji]

@@TheOneHoddToward Sounds strangely like most Slav Jank I tend to find on Steam.

[@TheLyingFigure]

"Sound effect diahrea" The captions are golden I really appreciate the effort civvie puts into them

[@AliaImmortalis]

No, he had too much work already, he didn't make the captions.

[@AB0BA_69]

Holy crap there are captions? Now I gotta rewatch all his vids

[@keithrichards8526]

I don't think it's him. A lot of them are default French. I wonder about his French super fan sometimes...

[@AliaImmortalis]

@@keithrichards8526 Who can he be, I wonder. Maybe he's also the one who makes the English closed captions.

[@bravo075]

Love the fact that "You Are Empty" is still relevant.

[@NEEDbacon]

I kinda don't like how close to Postal 3 it is on the shelf though. Maybe Civvie is hoping the good slav-jank will cancel out the bad slav-jank of Postal 3.

[@Bob_Chandler-1927]

The city counsil yeah

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Are we not gonna bring up how Civvie calls Pinhead 'vanilla' _to his goddamn face_? That's balls if I ever saw 'em.

[@samuelsolomon7330]

I heard that in the book, the pinhead character is described as smelling like vanilla and "an undertone of rot".

[@dakotacross1519]

I got a hook too but old pinhead thought he drag me to hell... Cept being an all powerful king of demons i called his daddy Leviathan and well that was a rather unplesant talking... As that i mean a serious torture!

[@ajflink]

Civvie, I swear you are the only person on KZbin that does April Fool's Day right without making me angry because someone put out a lazy joke video.

[@Ash0512]

When we missed him the most, he shows back up!

[@elijahjarman2837]

He's the reverse avatar

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

I forgot he existed for a bit. I've had Grimbeard to keep me company.

[@loger_2floofyboogaloo278]

@MenaceInc ive watched pro wang and pro blood many many times

[@HydraSpectre1138]

ngl I wanna see the WAD for this Hellraiser NES April Fool's joke. Civvie could've probably made a whole Wolf3D WAD for the purposes of an April Fool's joke.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

The assumption I'll make is that the game seen is a bunch of levels made in something like ECWolf, or maybe even Game Maker, and that Civve probably showed us like 90% of the game, because only what was necessary was made. The first boss is using sample sprites from the cancelled Wolfenstein 3D engine game as shared by an old Color Dreams employee, but other things in the game looks new. It'd be cool if he made a behind the scenes video for this one.

[@visionofdisorder]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine it's a real game, or a mod rather kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWPbhqaclrGbaJo i guess civvie or whoever took some assets and polished it up for their own version

[@lagg1e]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine It would be cool, but Civvie doesn't break kayfabe.

[@Beany2007FTW]

@@visionofdisorder nah, some assets borrowed, and almost everything else was done from scratch using GZDoom targeted Doom editing tools. For example, GZDoom can't do the dithered floor and roof fade textures like wot the Wolf3D engine does. So he chroma keyed it in in editing. Yes, really. Patrons got a behind the scenes/making of as a 5k Patreon mini celebration thing and the level of work for an April Fools Joke (even if it has been in the making for a while - Doom eternal happened last year and got in the way) is really very impressive.

[@OSDevon]

How Civvie made a HALLOWEEN CREEPYPASTA EPISODE on APRIL FOOLS DAY is beyond me.

[@Morningstar91939]

The development and cancellation of this game is real, but the gameplay and everything else is made up.

[@TheDirtDangler]

Civvie I just want to say thank you Your content pulls me away from the depression I’ve been struggling with and helps me laugh more than anything else I do recently. So thanks. Really.

[@IsoYear]

the john carmack meme is my favorite recurring joke ever, it just keeps getting better!

[@Laxhoop]

Oh wow a video on April Fools, I’m sure it’s going to be totally serious and not at all out of the ordinary.

[@KeksimusMaximus]

You see "serious" content on this channel much?

[@OpenMawProductions]

@@KeksimusMaximus You see your pee pee when you go potty?

[@KeksimusMaximus]

​@@OpenMawProductions I don't talk to people whose only concern is other people's dicks. Go to your local gay bar and ask there

[@ashathlok829]

@@OpenMawProductions I do!!

[@planescaped]

@@KeksimusMaximus Civvie has truly made it... ..... as his comments section is riddled with toxic twats and internet cretins. >__>

[@sphealingit222]

Civvie gets a hook in the hand and just goes "Ah, this place must be havin budget cuts or else this shit'd be electrified."

[@30year-oldboomer17]

-including a remark relating to Princess Peach's iconic attire as "covering up her dump truck ass"

[@plasma9706]

I mean, is that a lie?

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

This is the most ingenious april fools gag ever made.

[@GreatDavu]

Hellraiser 5 has James Remar as a Pinhead disguise, he also plays Dexters dad in Dexter. I have since merged the two in my head.

[@rhysoneill7399]

Also Ajax in the warriors and is in the 1990's judge dredd movie

[@GreatDavu]

@@rhysoneill7399 Cenobites wouldn't even be out of place walking around in the Warriors universe. I love it.

[@mitchelltodd6363]

Which dad did he play in pinhead

[@rhysoneill7399]

@@GreatDavu they wouldn't 😂 Gramercy riffs Vs the cenobites 😂 elbowing intensifies

[@christopherwall2121]

Also also Worst Raiden

[@Cambone13]

I'm glad I'm not the only one pissed Princess Peach is out here double cheeked up and forced to cover it up

[@DisorientedWanderer]

Yeah! Let her be free and show the world how thick she is NINTENDO.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

@@DisorientedWanderer Slowly but surely. Mario Odyssey had her in a bikini after all. Nintendo owns Next Level now and part of me hopes the expanded team and funding could lead to a new Mario Strikers where the "I'm still surprised they were allowed to do this" designs of Peach and Daisy in sport shorts and bare midriffs make a comeback.

[@ihatecommunism9958]

I wanna see some Peach Cheek Clappin'..lol

[@agnosticlibertarian175]

How does this relate to civvie? Also curious about princess peach's bountiful derriere

[@Cambone13]

I guess you didn't watch until the end of the video

[@dacenmarus1618]

Only Civvie would call Pinhead a "vanilla m***** f*****." Beautiful

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i would use those exact words but he is sorta bland

[@salemb9109]

I think I died at 'wait, that's fucking Superman!'. He looks so young, it's insane

[@DrAnimePhD]

To think this April Fools video was what got me into Hellraiser, and then subsequently feel the same pain Civvie does in regards to the sequels.

[@coyote37150]

I have never subscribed to a KZbinr and have gotten so excited to see a video drop that I run out and tell my roommates and do a dance like a dog happy when the owner comes home. You are AWESOME! Keep kicking all the ass, Civvie!!!!

[@revkun]

Civvie has always been the most radical of dudes

[@XzMondayNightzX]

How long underground did you spend to make this? The corridor 7 and Hellrasier stuff in wolf 3d is tearing my flesh off my face. I HAVE SUCH PIXALATED SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

[@GreatFox42]

I really need a BTS on how this was made. I'd never buy that this ran on an NES, but if you told me this was an unreleased game for DOS in like 1993 I'd have fell for it. Is it all 100% editing tricks like the intro said, or was a Wolf3D editor fired up at least once to make fake levels because seeing the geometry move seems so extremely advanced, especially considering that it's never straight line movement I struggle to believe it was all done with editing. The enemies and weapon stuff, certainly, but the texture-mapped geometry with a near perfect replication of raycasting is something I need to see how it was done with pure editing alone.

[@Beany2007FTW]

A bit late now, but on his patreon there is a video with a fairly high level making of. EG, he doens't know Wolf3d editors very well, so he used GZDoom. GZDoom can't do dithered floor shading, so he made it green and keyed it out. Some assets came from existing mods, others original. You don't have to pay much for Civvies Patreon and it has a very friendly private discord. Worth a couple of bucks a month I'd say.

[@regularshowman3208]

I love how even though this is a silly fake game for an April Fool's video, the game itself has a really ominous vibe. There's just something about it that gives off the feeling of a weird old game that just feels really off. The dead silence combined with how hard it is to see and enemies occasionally having loud sounds that cut through the quiet as they barrell towards you is genuinely unsettling. Outside of Mario, this is both a completely believable terrible NES game with all the hallmarks of what one of those tends to look like, and a weird spooky game with ominous vibes.

[@zenny8877]

a true hidden gem of the fps genre.

[@SCZDN]

I want to solve this Puzzle but Pinhead Onee-San keeps trying to drag me to hell - Clive Baka

[@QuartzRoolz]

please... stop...

[@EmergencyChannel]

You're a sussy baka

[@hannibalcase1100]

I hate you *this much*

[@peppermillers8361]

you can have my like.

[@jefglv]

Marathoning the hellraiser films just puts me into a deep depression civvie. How dare you recommend this.

[@lutherheggs451]

Technically Friday the 13th has more movies in the franchise than Hellraiser. There are 10 Hellraiser movies, Friday the 13th has 12

[@crimsonrayquaza46]

@@lutherheggs451 oh cool it's like one short

[@ralgore]

Pinhead: "WE WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APA..." Nintendo Lawyer: **clears throat** Pinhead: "...eeep !!"

[@TheTogoRojo]

What a specific audience this appeals to. You are one talented creator.

[@Hegelmaus81]

Civvie has ascended. He is now, without question, gaming divinity.

[@zomnibot]

"The game really makes you *feel* like you're being tortured by Cenobites." - IGN

[@PeixeKing]

I was expecting something like another Virtual Boy game, or Pro Faceball 2000 on the GB, but this is also pretty good.

[@christraymer3727]

Hellraiser 7 is really good if you're wanting that 2004 rainy nu metal nostalgia. Bonus points for goth industrial club on a train just constantly passing from station to station

[@Polygonlin]

This is without a doubt one of my favorite videos on youtube.

[@internetnobody6754]

i expected a lazy april fool's joke, but goddamn this was impressive

[@robintst]

Civvie had such sights to show us.

[@rahjeel]

@2:03 Yes, Civvie is NOT lying. Hellraiser: Inferno is the only other movie that's actually dabbling with the psychology of infernal suffering. The only sequel worth watching after Part 2, still not a great movie but my own guilty pleasure.

[@WarlockX4]

Agreed. I think that movie gets a lot of undeserving hate. I remember watching it when it first came out and being creeped out by it.

[@TeddyCream0]

This is honestly a very elaborate and amazing April Fools video. Makes me wish we could find that cart and see if we could get it to work. From what I could research, the hardware was ready, the art wasn't even close to being finished, and there was no programming, just a title screen was made. I like to think that in a world where this game was finished and released, that's what the cart would look like. Very nice CV-11

[@hexa138]

4:25 I can't have enough of Civvie talking about John Carmack

[@harrymasonsm]

The death effect kind of gives it all away early on. I mean if the face and voice stuff didn't before... Or knowing the date of release of the video... But the sheer dedication to go this far with making it just for this video is awesome. Great job Civvie! Great job. 😈

[@wintermute8315]

Why does it give it away?

[@harrymasonsm]

@@wintermute8315 The resolution of the dissolve. Its waaaaay too high.

[@raccoononymous]

Fun fact: Civvie, Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, and Mandaloregaming all occupy the same cinematic universe.

[@ThatTaffer]

And let us not forget the strange manlet that hails from the internet's most tenebrous places, Sseth.

[@2bussy]

Hey hey, people. Don't forget about me.

[@dudestep]

@@ThatTaffer meh. Someone who parrots racist 4chan memes instead of actually making jokes doesnt really deserve to be considered alongside civvie, ross and mandalore. He has good taste in games but there are quite a few other reviewers who also do and actually make me laugh and make good observations about games.

[@oz_jones]

@@dudestep and yet, he's smarter than you

[@dudestep]

@@oz_jones probably. I've heard hes a cancer researcher and a nice guy. Doesnt change that his sense of humor sucks and is just quoting racist memes. I'm cool with offensive humor but you gotta use stereotypes and memes to create something new or make a commenttary/satire. You got a good user name by the way!

[@regularshowman3208]

Honestly the part when the screen flashes before the game starts is really tense.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I kept waiting for it to transition to a Depeche Mode song tbh.

[@demidon117]

I think the only running joke in Civvie's vids I like more than "Nice Model," is the completely accurate titles he gives John Carmack

[@ghhn4505]

Gonna need that 8 Bit version of the Hellraiser theme ( 10:01 ) on its own thanks.

[@revenantproxy9100]

You're always the best thing about April, Civvie.

[@elijahjarman2837]

CV-11, the administrator thanks you for your efforts

[@Dr_Hingis]

Despite this being a fake game made for April fools, I want to play it.

[@legiongamer-works-podcaster]

Feelsss

[@alesin1992]

Despite this being a fake game made for April Fools, I want to actually create an emulator cartridge that could run this travesty on a real NES. Is that even possible? Like, making all calculations and graphics inside the cartridge, and then using the NES to show it on the TV screen?

[@ArcturusOTE]

According to some commenters, the Hellraiser mod for Wolfenstein 3D does exist

[@Dr_Hingis]

@@ArcturusOTE I am aware and I have had the demo for a while.

[@AlbertWesker-bd3hk]

Civvie’s narration clips have to be pieced together because his rants can go on for like 30 words sometimes with no breaths. Lol I love it.

[@atmosdwagon4656]

1:38 "I dare you to find a series with worse sequels." Highlander.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I don't think even Star Wars has worse sequels than Highlander.

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Highlander has sequels?

[@johnmckenna5782]

It isn't just another dimension, it is Hell.

[@vahlok1426]

I love when April Fools videos have this much effort put into them. Bravo Civvie!

[@XGriff847X]

"Civvie knows what you're thinking for an April fool's video, but then pulls out the rug from underneath and does something you didn't even think was possible."

[@winniethechurchill1527]

From his Dusk III video?

[@XGriff847X]

@@winniethechurchill1527 - Yuup! I'm a tier one nerd over here.

[@dougiedoug1663]

I bought the hellraiser puzzle box thinking it was a real puzzle box and have never heard of this series.

[@lilwyvern4]

One of my favorite videos you've done and it's about a game that doesn't even exist.

[@Bachenaugen]

'Possible Third Kind Hiding in Synthetic Human Skin' John Carmack

[@matts4750]

John Carmack both exists and does not exist in multiple dimensions at the same time...the balance of time space teetering on the edge of an event horizon while John puts the universe in a rear naked choke

[@dyctocyc]

Those sounds from Loop Hero... can't stop chuckling hearing them

[@DisorientedWanderer]

I hate your profile picture. You made me drop my phone you ass.

[@GitraSilvermane]

Even if it wasn't April Fools Day, I knew this was a joke thanks to Whang's video on the real "game". Still funny as hell.

[@slipangle3027]

I'm honestly stunned that, despite this game not being real, the cartridge with a Z80 processor in it totally was. Sad that the prototype was probably destroyed at some point...

[@JMurdochNZ]

This is serious dedication to an April Fools gag. Kudos, sir.

[@kakirin]

this video is probably the single most elaborate april fools joke on yt

[@sydberetta4649]

"We'll Tear your soul apart!" Jokes on you Civvie 11 and I both have no souls left

[@loger_2floofyboogaloo278]

yea im a ginger. I never had a soul to begin with!

[@DisorientedWanderer]

Mine was stolen a long time ago. If they want it they'll have to speak to the U.S. government for it.

[@Aeis_Kalt]

I'm married to a 1/2 Irish, 1/2 German redhead, with some Jewish ancestry. Not only do I not have a soul, I have no fucking chance of litigating to get it back.

[@sorrenblitz805]

Mine was stolen an burned by a pyromage from the void wraith plain. As a silver lining death can no longer touch me but I can still feel its attempts to grasp me.

[@thememesjack6128]

I sold 1 of my souls an egg go talk to him for it

[@mellow156]

8 seconds after it went live, earliest I've ever been lol

[@nemtudom5074]

Can i just say that civvie's room changing lighting when the TV was blinking blue is such a subtle nice touch, i appreciate it

[@sintua]

A Halloween video? For Easter? Don't mind if I do! Also, Civvie (17:05) I watched your Thief series, they're actually the first videos of yours I found, and I love them and the rest of your work!