Clockstoppers - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

Early 2000's loved them some spy stuff. Make sure to check out this weeks charity, www.liverfoundation.org/

[@melosh8303]

Can't wait for spy kids 10: back in time to when we were somewhat relevant

[@conormcmahon3358]

Channel Awesome I love you guys and your stuff keep making humourous videos and donating to charity

[@nogov2838]

OH MY GOD I HAVE THIS MOVIE ON DVD

[@gojiramusprimus9088]

Channel Awesome Can You Review SheZow Please Or Kirby Right Back At Ya?

[@intotheforestPro]

Channel Awesome please do Godzillathon

[@Danominator]

"Oh, just throw 20 on there, I don't have time to count them all." CinemaSins in a nutshell.

[@FC_mania]

DANOMINATOR I don't really get that comment. CS uses multiple sins just when there's just a really bad moment.

[@JustinB6699]

More or less

[@Danominator]

Larvenosky Filkens Movie does not contain lapdance.

[@Danominator]

FC Mania And I applaud them for such actions.

[@whywhy8276]

Thats not CinemaSins in a nutshell

[@Daxyl]

"Molecules moving so fast your hand went right through the table!" Then HOW is he not falling through the floor?!

[@ringostingo5892]

Science

[@jmurray1110]

@@devinjohnson9133 it looks like the same material if they are doing experiments would it not be a good idea to use very ense unreactive elements for everything

[@jmurray1110]

@@devinjohnson9133 there isn't any the watch woud be a death sentance in reality as we would imediatly start sufficating due to the lack of air entering our body as the diffution process would create a cloud of carbon dioxide in front of our mouth becasue as soon as it leave the body it would cease being affected by the watch if it was to begin with as we can see water on us doesn't speed up in one of the scenes the review has

[@jmurray1110]

@@devinjohnson9133 yeah its always fun to point out why movies and games dont make sense i mean matpat is making a living on it

[@Fluffkitscripts]

They’d at least get stuck up to their neck in topsoil.

[@megamovieman101]

"That is a perfectly good trash can, don't be throwing students at it!" actually made me laugh really hard for some reason.

[@DeSoulTV]

Sounds like a line that Matt Groening would use

[@thatoneguy2886]

better line in the same context "That's perfectly good trash don't throw trash at it"

[@rgyhtoip1047]

What time was it?

[@kanemccarthy1979]

@@thatoneguy2886 nah that's definitely worse

[@readjordan2257]

Its funny because its realistic

[@turntsnaco824]

When I was in middle school I had this fantasy about being able to control time, and the things I would do if I could. I took it as far as establishing the method by which I would control said powers if they were real: a convenient, inconspicuous wrist watch. No more than a couple weeks later, I saw a trailer for Clockstoppers for the first time. My mind was absolutely blown...it was a very jarring experience seeing a fantasy I'd only recently conjured up being fleshed out into a full movie.

[@SofaPop.]

Turnt SNACO I know that feeling

[@muthanuka]

That's that collective consciousness theory bro I've experienced the same thing it's so weird

[@DevanK-rg3td]

>Fantasy about controlling time in middle school I'm sure this fantasy centered around getting to class on time and studying :)

[@Bleacherzzz]

@@DevanK-rg3td yeah.. of course. It did..

[@nignamedmutt7270]

Everytime I saw a movie like this as a kid, I'd spend my entire free time(until the next similar movie came across my path) thinking how perfect my life would be if I could just figure out how to make a watch that stops time/get a laser that cuts through metal/any other device used in a similar movie. I remember the rocket boosters in "Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 battle" getting stuck in my head for the longest time too. I was dead fucking convinced if I could just collect enough fire extinguishers, I could strap one to my feet, kick the top piece off, and go zooming around or fly wherever I wanted and use them like a bullet to do anything my imagination thought up. Those rocket things really got rooted deep into my brain for the longest time for some reason..... The biggest thing I was convinced was that if the device wasn't the main attraction in a movie(example: Any James bond device that WASN'T attached to the Aston Martin, and only had a brief appearance) it was probably real life thing I could get my hands on. My Mind basically said "yeah, a car that turns invisible and shoots bullets is obviously fake, which is why the movie leans so heavily on it, but maybe there really is a Rolex that can cut through prison bars, and if everyone else is distracted by the obviously fake car MAYBE I CAN ACTUALLY GET THAT WATCH AND ROB A BANK AND BECOME A BILLIONAIRE!!!!" God I miss stupid kid logic lol

[@fifi_leafy2258]

Not gonna lie- I read that as “cockblockers”

[@paxtonstewart8042]

I know this comment is a year old but I just had to reply. That would be an amazing movie.

[@henrym4484]

@@paxtonstewart8042 wtf?

[@robertcarldecker]

You mean that John Cena teen sex comedy from 2018?!

[@Shinyprofjareth]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

I would love to see a film like that!

[@Di5tantLine]

Couldn't be an early 2000s teen movie without Blink 182

[@r3n3gad33]

Tim Powell Or Smash Mouth!

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

Just like you can't have a Bayformers movie without a Linkin Park song. Shit, forgot the 4th and 5th one exist, never mind.

[@MovieLover1995]

They also play “The Worst Day Ever” by Simple Plan.

[@koozboy]

or bowling for soup

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

@@MovieLover1995 "What's New Scooby Doo? We're gonna follow you, we're gonna solve that mystery!"

[@sammballii2418]

The echo is actually scientifically accurate... Although it wouldn't exactly sound like this...When you speak the sound that comes out of your mouth travels in waves. If everything around you moves super slow, then sound waves would as well... You'd literally be able to keep up with the speed of sound therefore heading more of the sound wave before it's stretched too then to detect...

[@redshirt5126]

Neeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!!

[@shadowofdread7018]

Well someone watches The Flash

[@heyitscj7726]

He's reveiwed Clockstoppers and Last Airbender. I think the next step for Nickelodeon movies is reviewing Monster Trucks

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Connor Worley There are others as well.

[@LordArikado]

Don't forget that he also reviewed Good Burger. I say he should review the Hey Arnold movie.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

I thought the spiderwick chronicles was dumb.

[@lordrathut]

@@arielfangirlmendez I liked it when I was little

[@matthewmuir8884]

What about the SpongeBob SquarePants movie (the first one; i.e. the only good one).

[@BardicLiving]

I actually liked the trash can line.

[@likeanuuk6612]

i know, right? thats how you write a timeless joke.

[@daelen.cclark]

BardicLiving, When is that?

[@BardicLiving]

+Daelen .c It's at around 8:28.

[@daelen.cclark]

BardicLiving thank you

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

Yeah, it's funny *because* it's absurd. I figured someone like N.C. would appreciate that kind of humour.

[@SALshaNoma]

This review had that old NC feel to it. Didn't realize I missed it so much. Having him focus more on the movie and his opinion of what's going on rather than focusing on skits was a nice change.

[@elizabethashley42]

SALshaNoma Yeah, I personally enjoy the skits in general, but it is nice to have a more mellow, simple review from time to time.

[@SALshaNoma]

I don't hate the skits I just think that sometimes they become the main focus of the video instead of the review. I find some of the skits to be pretty funny and having watched NC since the beginning its been nice to see how things have developed and changed over time.

[@MetalheadCinemaniac]

My thoughts exactly! This was probably funniest NC review I've seen in YEARS! Felt like a blast from the past. I mean, I don't hate the skits exactly but they're not very good most of the time either, very hit & miss. And I certainly don't watch the clipless reviews. But yeah, this was the most entertaining NC review in ages and I guess the lack of skits just makes for a better review and this review just shows how much better the skitless reviews are.

[@dukespubber741]

SALshaNoma This was probably because they needed to buy some time for Suicide Squad.

[@flatterkatz]

particularly since his extras just can't act or don't bother.

[@kolonarulez5222]

You should do Big Fat Liar. That movie reeks of the early 2000s

[@CalebCraft10]

Veronica Hill So? It's like Malcolm in the Middle the Movie... At least I wish it was. XP

[@monkonyx7171]

yesss

[@pessimisticoptimist3107]

Veronica Hill Maybe, but the sequel looks like crap

[@sudevsen]

Veronica Hill tfw Paul Giamatti was on that movie. Also Spy Next Door for more Muniz-core

[@Rememberleegs]

He should do a Frankie Muniz month. He could fit both the Cody Banks movies in there too.

[@oddlem]

Wait... if the evil guys could also move in hyperspeed, then what's the point of getting the watch back? They obviously have more than one.

[@LisaP85]

Oddlem I think since Dr Gibbs stabilised the watch Zak had, Gates wanted that exact watch (possibly to reverse engineer it and make more of the exact ‘Zak watches’) therefore his goons were sent to get it back, and the ones Gates and the goons had, which had the aging in Hypertime problem while Zak’s watch didn’t.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Corporate greed...?

[@mathiasnordstrom4318]

Not a single "I was frozen today" ? come on!

[@mayotango1317]

No Quicksilver scene, not even maniquin challengue.

[@AlexAlonsoMusic]

GODDAMN GOOD POINT!

[@AlexAlonsoMusic]

He lost touch with his old cutaway gags.

[@Kevinelevin92]

We still got the Goofy yell.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

He retired those old gags.

[@elizabethashley42]

Kim Possible reference, Futurama reference, reminder of how bad The Last Airbender was... yes, this was a good review.

[@chainslawterhd8904]

Minus the Blink 182 jab & yeah pretty much

[@darksev.6468]

And a KND reference, too.

[@kylehall1067]

Don't forget the Princess Bride reference.

[@adu1991]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Nostalgia Critic" :)

[@balgus82]

What? No mention of Francesca losing her accent?

[@bobbatcher6021]

I know someone with an accent that heavy, but with perfect grammar (or at least on par with average native English speakers). She lived in Peru for the first 18 years of her life, and then moved to America for the next 20-ish years (I'm not sure of her exact age). Her mother also lives with her for 6 months out of the year, which helps keep her Peruvian accent strong.

[@bobbatcher6021]

To be honest, you're right, my friend is the exception, not the rule. Most latinx (or non-native speakers from anywhere) I've met have either a heavy accent and imperfect grammar, or a light to no accent and good grammar. With a name like María Fernanda, I'm guessing you also notice it more than me as a gringo. What really gets me in this movie is the accent widely swinging from thick to almost non-existent.

[@brandonmiles86]

She lost it because Zach first meets her, she's faking it. She's being sarcastic.

[@tomknoll5546]

"latinx"? Stop that SJW-speak, pls.

[@helenanilsson5666]

Tom Knoll, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's SJW. That's just as stupid as when the real SJW scream racist at everything they don't like regardless if race is even tangentially related to the topic.

[@mcwyman7928]

It's SO DATED AND CHEESY. But there's something endearing about it. There totally was a kid/teen spy craze in the early/mid 2000s. And I was obsessed with it. Kim Possible WAS my childhood.

[@magnatcleo2043]

I watched this movie with some friends about a year ago, and it got a lot of laughs out of us. And I'm honestly surprised that I never noticed that 2000s spy craze back then, almost as surprised as I was about the fact that I hadn't heard about this movie before one of my friends mentioned it.

[@-Anonymous-.]

Cheesy? yea lmao, but dated? From a technical aspect no, the movie still looks amazing & CGI/visuals hold up nice, but yes, it reeks of the 2000s. But that’s what’s endearing. Movies that capsulate their era perfectly, it brings us back to that time period. It being a coming of age film is a + Also Spy Kids 1&2 is Goated🐐

[@PhoenixGamerxx96]

Mine too. 100%. To this day, I still LOVE Kim Possible. She is still my #1 favorite Disney Heroine.

[@Krokodilius]

another 90s deal: the only way a loser gets a hot girl is some magical bullshit which inexplicably then makes him cool.

[@SmashLiXs]

it worked with alladin, & hercules

[@Monroah]

SmashLiXs And every other 90s movie with teens and/or is targeted towards kids/adults.

[@lehahiah81]

Another thing is that the the protagonist always had to be a loser, a new kid, a nerd, or all of the above. There was also usually the kid that is supposed to be cool, but in reality just comes across as stupid.

[@Monroah]

Bourbon Brisk So basically what I'll be when I get into college.

[@SmashLiXs]

you're

[@rocknartist6571]

You forget to check the bullies. It's also part of a 90s

[@niallreid7664]

Especially in pairs.

[@ZHike360]

Trisha Connolly 95% OF american kids movie/cartoon/tv show has bullies! Not just the 90s

[@rocknartist6571]

VK Produções oh yeah. Now you mentioned it

[@cjstrikercbr3013]

Adding, Surprised NC did not Make a Power Rangers Bulk and Skull Reference with them either.

[@brendanlowe8080]

CJStriker CBR I'll do the honors: "When you make Bulk and Skull look competent, then you're doing something wrong."

[@catrycerz]

Oh my God, THIS WAS THIS MOVIE. FINALLY. I CAN DIE IN PEACE.

[@GibbyCat]

Or you could hang around and see if they do a remake of this in the year "We're-desperate-for-movie-ideas"000

[@Codeninja676]

Clockstoppers and Cody Banks are two of the less remembered decently good movies from the early 2000's

[@Redlin5]

I was in the same boat, I remembered vaguely 'a motion watch movie'

[@mrcritical6751]

@@agentfuse6416 Minuetmen was a Disney Channel Original Movie

[@clarencepeterson8646]

"Hey, hey. That's a perfectly good trash can. Don't be throwing students at it!" That actually made me crack up.

[@jp3813]

2:16 Uh... yeah, it's totally not like that anymore. 2015 = Spy, SPECTRE, Rogue Nation, Kingsman (US release), The Man from UNCLE, Agent 47, Bridge of Spies, Spooks, Mortdecai, Survivor, etc...

[@McSuperfly101]

jp3813 - Yeah but most of those aren't the kid/family friendly kind of comedy spy movies that he mentioned.

[@jp3813]

+McSuperfly101 His dialogue didn't make that distinction.

[@McSuperfly101]

But the films he actually _showed_ did. Back when this movie was made we also had Bond, Bourne, Mission Impossible, Spy Game etc but he didn't show those as examples.

[@jp3813]

+McSuperfly101 If someone gives you some candy and says that they have lots of desserts in their house, would you just assume that all they have for dessert is candy?

[@NelsonStJames]

The Spy Genre has been a thing ever since Dr. No in '62. Even the idea of adapting it for kids. There would probably have never been a Jonny Quest if not for the spy genre, and the first Flintstone's feature film "A Man Called Flintstone" makes fun of all the tropes of the genre back in '66.

[@TactlessC]

I know we all love Tamara and Malcolm but honestly the lack of skits was really refreshing. Of course a pretty tame review was also refreshing. More movies like these, less editorials.

[@g.wilson536]

TactlessC His deal with Doug was a review every other week with an editorial on the weeks in between. This was settled when the Critic returned. That was also when he removed the Nostalgia Rule which in the days of old restricted him to movies usually at least a decade old.

[@ponygon777]

After Fan4stic, Critic deserves a little break from the bad.

[@DigiRangerScott]

Hunter Wilson He didn't follow his cutoff window rule all that well either when he had it

[@Regal99]

Honestly I'd love to see a review that features just Tamara and Malcolm. Like something has happened to where Doug can't do a review, so they step in and handle it themselves.

[@Dargonhuman]

+Regal99 The Critic gets kidna... criticnapped by the Black Nerd for all the times Critic locked Nerd in the closet, Tamara and Malcolm hear the theme song, "The Review Must Go On" and that serves as their inspiration to carry on in the Critic's place while Santa Christ and the raptor-headed go try to find the Critic.

[@slymaster9]

It was nice to see a "classic" Nostalgia Critic Episode. No skits or anything, just you talking over the film and making jokes at it. Nothing against Malcolm and Tamara but it was nice. Not for always, but an episode every now and then like this would be cool.

[@TheGreatSalsaMan]

I do miss the days of just the critic talking and only occasional guest stars

[@nathanatkins950]

"The devil is in me!!!! I am the beginning of his evil reign!!"(he says while dancing) Talented writing there

[@cheneethompson5756]

I died at that part!

[@Tigerman4545]

Okay, how fucking many live action movie protagonists from the late 90s and early 2000s are named Zach? Seriously, so fucking many,

[@ethanhughes8602]

Leaf-Razor *Jack

[@cellperfecto421]

Zach! Zach! He's a psychomaniac ♪ ♫

[@caferreri11]

To be fair it was always kind of hard to tell which one it was.

[@FatNinjaWalrus]

It's because we were all being born in the early 90's when there was, for some fucking reason, fifty bajillion parents who all decided to name their kid zack in like the same 5 years. presumably the early 2000's movie industry was trying to be inclusive for its then teen target audience

[@pnastysavage5510]

dialkia5 soo true if its not its the gasp ................mandella effect...

[@thejjfrantsexperience5572]

That awkward moment when people are Nostalgic for old Nostalgia Critic

[@xavierparis2789]

JJF Rants The critic should do a review of his first episode.

[@Kratoctavi0]

I feel like Chester would make a cameo in there. Unless you mean after his Transformer's review.

[@JaelinBezel]

Like what Caddicarus did?

[@BoojieBaker]

That's not very surprising considering the show will soon be TEN years old.

[@madelynk.gilmore6939]

How is that awkward tho

[@JaxBlade]

Wow this is a film I have not seen since I was in the 5th grade :O one of the ocassions nostalgia critic gave me some intense nostalgia haha

[@dishpitfreak]

JaxBlade dude same.

[@Mask0fFate]

I felt Nostalgia her too. I rented this film from a Blockbuster video when I was kid, and I remember enjoying it.

[@1978godzilla]

JaxBlade Hey Jax! Are you heading to c2e2? Me and a friend would love to meet you.

[@stanislavkorolev1803]

This is a film I've never heard about before today. Popular demand... really?

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

omg me too! summer in the cape when i was 8, this shit was one of the disney channel movies on tv. nostalgia AF

[@Bellatocci]

3:13 I feel like you offended heaps of Blink 182 fans, Doug.

[@thecharmingplatypus3208]

Bella Tocci He did.

[@peppermink2200]

He did.

[@randalgraves6979]

Yep

[@Jennifer_Devote]

Damn it! Yeah I'm burnt..

[@randomguy2518]

They still have fans? How was he supposed to know that?

[@cinanuva3915]

For the most part this felt like an older episode in structure and jokes and cutaways and everything. Certainly don't mind the change of pace; made for an entertaining review. Also, "Why did [insert thing]? It's not a problem, just... odd." There needs to be a word for this; it happens way too often to me for me to not want a word for.

[@shanachayadavison5857]

Kurona Chan there's a Yiddish word for the: mishigas. Mih-shi-gahs. The best translation is odd and crazy in a bizarre but benign way. PS most things you don't have s word for exists in Yiddish. It is such a weird and delightful language.

[@cinanuva3915]

Huh, cool

[@PsylomeAlpha]

But what type of word is it? How would one work it into normal english vernacular?

[@jakedoe698]

A nonblem

[@Mdude123456789]

+Jabun The Wanderer Obviously, it's a descriptive adjective or adverb.

[@DJDEFSTROKE]

Things I would probably do if I could stop time: •Get an adequate amount of sleep each night •Rob a bank •Never lose an argument •Finally put an end to the Joestar bloodline

[@crusty.kamikaze]

Niceu Niceu DJDEFSTROKE chan

[@manospondylus]

DJDEFSTROKE cheating on tests would be so easy

[@harleighmaster]

useless useless useless useless useless useless

[@Phoe8D]

procrastinate in peace

[@enfercesttout]

Yep. Pretty much

[@Ultimafox99]

DIO's The World: The Movie

[@powertheimmortal]

Ultima Fox thank you

[@Kai4life4]

Ultima Fox seriously underated comment.

[@robertofelipenavarrete9964]

i miss my jojo´s reference thk

[@PlaguePaladin]

Toki wo tomare!

[@coolgreenbug7551]

Kakyoin, stoped the clock!

[@franksanchez8111]

"Im teenage boy-ing dad" Amazing 😂

[@mojojojoke8028]

Did people really demand this? Because I literally never heard of this film until NC reviewed it.

[@AlexAlonsoMusic]

You are a fucking monster.... and I pray you stay up late enough for this movie to play on Cinemax.

[@helenanilsson5666]

What the fuck is cinemax? You don't need to answer, I'm just making a point that not all viewers are from the same geographic location (USA + neighbours), or even the same generation, and not everything the critic reviews will have spread that far over the world or across demographics.

[@blarg2429]

...I actually genuinely haven't heard of Cinemax. I can infer what it is from the name, though.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

demanded it? no were intrested? no they just saw it? yes liked it? who cares, company got their money, we saw a movie that didnt make us try to kill ourselfs, you can connect the dots

[@Wright805]

I love Clockstoppers. It's one of my favourite movies.

[@Megabonzi16]

Idk why, but this makes me wanna see Critic review Disney's: MinuteMen

[@Yonna9Queen]

Megabonzi16 Same. At first this looked like a MinuteMen ripoff

[@oystersoup3434]

Megabonzi16 I know, right? I almost thought it was Minute Men.

[@PutrickStir]

Megabonzi16 I got word from a settlement that needs our help

[@gruntpocalypsenow]

Ethan Taugner I'll mark it on your map.

[@Bent773]

Thank you! I had been trying to remember the name of that movie. Good times...

[@QBG]

Don't worry, boys. You're not a pervert. Paula Garces was actually _28 years old_ when she made this movie.

[@LadyDecember]

CHOKE ON YOUR LIES! **checks IMDB** ...Oh my God.

[@devilmikey00]

I just looked up some recent photos of her and she is utterly ageless. She turned 18 and just stopped getting older after that.

[@NicoUnken]

What the frick, she looks so young. 28. I mean I look like I'm 19 but I'm only 24. What the frick!

[@pronounjow]

Really? Okay, time to remember this movie for the only reason worth remembering it for. Excuse me... (I was 14 at the time, so...)

[@zombieedrea]

QBG Holy shit. Well, I'm turning 26 this year and I still look like a teenager. She was probably just a late bloomer.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Never heard of this movie.

[@galleryofrogues]

The Dynast Queen Many haven’t. Pretty obscure.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

For good reason.

[@kingofrapture]

I still really want NC to review The Indian in the Cupboard. If anyone else remembers that movie from the 90s you win at life.

[@TheMadwomen]

Was that the one that tried to be Toy Story?

[@monstarxl77]

donutmaster437. Toy story tried to be Indian in the cupboard. Indian is a classic book

[@WheresPoochie]

That movie is like Toy Story meets the Sixth Sense. It's perhaps the most tonally confused family film in history.

[@zombieedrea]

ReddRaeReviews YES!! I don't know the critical consensus of that movie, but I adored it as a kid. I watched it again as an adult and I still quite liked it. Not that it's without its flaws, of course. I've been wanting him to review it for a long time.

[@ahorribleperson3302]

I had to watch that movie after reading the book in year four

[@rundinj]

How did this movie not use "Ill stop the world and melt with you"?

[@TheSufferingDarkness]

Joseph Rundin they used it in the trailers

[@nitsuj182]

Disney probably reserved it for sky high first!

[@bait4sale9001]

16:25 It's called "Star Platinum: The World".

[@cjhs2006]

no Way Was French Stewart Hot When he Was a Kid,That Just Doesn’t Happen

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

*FBI OPEN UP!!*

[@grimlockthe1823]

he got me when he said "THE DEVIL IS IN ME I AM THE BEGINNING OF HIS EVIL REIGN"

[@daybyday834]

same XD

[@epicgam2317]

so when you're possesed you pop and lock?

[@PsylomeAlpha]

why else would so many women look possessed when they twerk?

[@blackfrost3512]

Terrible Videos elmo

[@rami_ungar_writer]

So today we had Tamara Was Barely Seen.

[@joemomma3648]

No "I was Frozen today!" joke? I am disappoint.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

joe momma He's kind of retired the old jokes.

[@milkdudder]

ajmrowland thing is, the old jokes are still funny. It's when they're overused and brought up when not needed is when they overstay their welcome. when Doug did the back in time sketch, he seems very cynical of his old jokes. I admit, a lot of them got overused, but if they weren't funny in to begin with, he wouldn't be where he is today. as long as they're appropriate for the moment, I don't see any reason why he can't use some of these old jokes that are still funny. hell, linkara did the "take over the world 'of course' " joke and I laughed. From both nostalgic and genuine comedy

[@hinasakukimi]

+milkdudder agreed. you just gotta use jokes like that sparingly.

[@Sergalt]

Clockblockers?

[@notreal9796]

Cockblockers

[@johnboko7110]

Cockblockers

[@deltad3592]

Corridor Digital, you dips

[@randomaccount3574]

Cockbockers

[@Twinleaf_2623]

Zack! Zack! He's a chronomaniac!

[@sebster555]

Twinleaf2623 Channel Ah that good 'ol commercial reference

[@TravisMackie12ft4]

Wow, this review was actually super tame compared to the recent plot based reviews. It would be nicer to get more of these once in awhile.

[@pizzasoda6674]

I like those more IMO

[@vivir339]

The most recent review I can think of that like this was Garfield 2, from February. Seriously, he does these more often than you think guys. The "old NC" never left.

[@thothalantean8615]

Really, I thought doug had no chill in this episode lmao with the political jokes

[@HexManiacQuinn]

Seconded with Vivir... Never noticed a difference with him and any "old NC", seriously...

[@Liz-Istrata]

And this is my Stand [ C L O C K S T O P P E R S]

[@powertheimmortal]

Avelmen1889 thank you

[@shaycannon2995]

Finally found a Jojo comment

[@CommanderSazabi316]

It's good to be among like-minded peers.

[@Kittenfox_55]

No you gotta name them something relating to music, see mine is named [BIG TIME RUSH]

[@toucan9548]

Za Warudo

[@CiarnaK]

My siblings and I LOVED this movie. I can't remember if we kept an eye out for whenever it was on TV or if we actually had a copy of it. My mom still doesn't understand.

[@judsongaiden9878]

6:30 Michael Biehn can play an equally good hero or villain. He can also do physical comedy, but he was never given that opportunity very often because he always got typecast as a military or police "tough guy" character (occasionally a lawyer or something, but almost always some sort of professional). But even when he plays a villain, he plays a believably human villain. His personal favorite character of all he's played is Kyle Reese. I know that because I'm a Michael Biehn fantard (seriously, he's totally my Burt Reynolds). 6:40 "Biehn" is pronounced the same as "Bean." It's an Irish name even though it looks German. Interestingly, "Reese" is also an Irish name (more specifically, the Irish version of the Welsh name "Rhys"), so it makes sense that they incorporated that into Kyle Reese's backstory. His mother was Irish. 9:41 Don't you mean, "Oh YES, we got put in a John Woo movie?" 17:16 Let's take a moment to appreciate the irony of Kyle Reese getting T-1000'd.

[@chainslawterhd8904]

Zack looks like a mix between Bruce Campbell and Josh from Drake and Josh

[@jnellieeightyfive7725]

Accurate

[@jameselphingstone7817]

According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity wouldn't going that fast actually make you younger then everyone else.

[@juhaniaho6698]

James Elphingstone I guess that is the first of many violations to the laws of space, time and basic thermodynamics in this movie. I should also point out that if you move so fast, that everything else around you seems completely frozen, you should AVOID ANY AND ALL PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH YOUR SURROUNDINGS. Seriously, if you just tap a wall with your finger in hypertime, you would still break your entire arm and most of your ribcage. Furthermore, liquid nitrogen would be a key ingredient when building a FREEZE RAY, NOT A TIMESTOP RAY. Since nitrogen temperature in liquid form is very close to subzero, it would stop any movement at any molecular level, preventing aging. That's also how cryochambers work.

[@jameselphingstone7817]

Juhani Aho LoL

[@Wright805]

+James Elphingstone Not exactly. See the whole "moving at light speed makes you age slower" is based on the assumption that the person travelling at near-light speed is accelerating away from Earth. Say you were on a spaceship moving that fast. To you time would appear to be moving normally. Now say back on Earth I look at a monitor showing what's happening on your ship. To me it would look as if time on your ship was moving slower. That's because we're in different reference frames. When Zack goes into hyper-time he's not on a spaceship accelerating away from Earth, he's still on Earth. His reference frame is the same as everyone else.

[@phreakazoith2237]

Juhani Aho That's the point aint it? it's pretty dangerous to operate in hyper time mode. And the clock is more or less pointless for spying purpose either. You cannot even infiltrate a normal facility let's say an office building There are elevators. You cannot use them cause they are frozen. There are doors opening on contact or by using keycards or codes. They wont open. You can't view or download data.

[@phreakazoith2237]

aint it more easy to invent a device that makes you faster than one making everything else slower? Accelerating the clockbearer? okay - slowing down or even stopping the universe? nah!! from the clockbeares perspective it does not make a difference I agree. longterm effects might be another issue.

[@ramblecampbell]

"Hey, that's a perfectly good trash can. Don't go throwing students into it." Exactly what I'd say if I was a teacher and I saw a bully throw a kid into a trash can.

[@darrellcalkjr]

Clockstoppers: Doing the Mannequin Challenge before it was cool...

[@MidcoreGamer]

Darrell Calk Was it even cool when it was a thing?

[@martinros581]

+Callum Jones hell this is the first time I've heard of that particular challenge

[@belzebul]

The Japanese made out the best of the mannequin challenge before it was cool. Search for Japanese Timestopper....videos... (NSFW-Thank me later?)

[@dublinjake]

It propelled a song to number one for seven non-consecutive weeks. How did you miss it? :P

[@MudkipLoverUnownSuck]

Pine Cone it never was

[@Samuraimon1]

No lie, I lost it when he said, "The devil is in me! I am the beginning of his evil reign!" XD

[@vcabrera5396]

I did too!

[@Lone_Rocket]

Hey man, Tottaly Spies was the show back in the day.

[@huntersallee752]

Vanessa about three girl that show their bellies and live a double life as spies or something like that

[@mrcritical6751]

It was also designed for people with transformation fetishes as almost every episode had them become something else because of the villains

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Yeeeeeaaaah... how does covering people in liquid nitrogen not kill them?...

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Well, it apparently killed the villain, so...

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

THEY WERE FROZEN TODAY!

[@tthomaselli2]

I literally had no idea that this movie even existed until after this review came out.

[@Redsoxking]

tthomaselli2 how old are you

[@PlanetDiablo16967]

Same

[@zakkybounce]

tthomaselli2 same

[@Khanemis]

Yeah, me too...I think that this movie wasn't really widespread outside of USA

[@justinambru7448]

Actually it was I saw in my home country lithuania

[@TheRealKjay]

Clockstoppers? Holy shit. Yess!!! One of my favorite childhood movies. i love it! Do "Agent Cody Banks" next lmaooo. or "Big Fat Liar". Or just any Frankie Muniz movie from the 2000's they're all "Classic" lol

Explosion Productions I love that movie

[@Sonichero151]

TheRealKjay could the world just end please....

[@TheCamSays]

He has to review Big Fat Liar. I actually liked that movie.

[@robertovaldivia1573]

Agent Cody Banks!!!!

[@cheneethompson5756]

​@@TheCamSaysbig fat liar is a brilliant comedy!

[@zippofanmc]

wow 2000 is almost 20 years ago...

[@jerrie1533]

zippofanmc 17 to be exact.

[@darthstarkiller1912]

zippofanmc I was 8 in 2000 but DAMN things have changed SO much since then.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

zippofanmc 17 is not quite "almost" but yeah.

[@zippofanmc]

"almost"

[@ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos]

God damn

[@myz5656]

Made In Heaven/Za Warudo.

[@powertheimmortal]

Z Silva thank you

[@Jacob.R.G]

Nani?

[@CommanderSazabi316]

Your next line is "finally I found the JoJo Comments"

[@PoweredByFlow]

Finally i found the JoJo comments... UHRG?!

[@unorthodoxromance254]

I'd say Meido in Hevun, since Zak - like Pucci - accelerates at such a rapid rate that time appears to slow down relative to him.

[@cyberjackal774]

"That's a perfectly good trash can! Don't go throwing students at it." That's HONESTLY something id say.... I'm gonna start saying stuff like that...

[@CWRoederer]

Probably the simplest review Doug has done since rebirthing the NC.

[@indeedken]

C.W. Roederer those are my favorite kind!

[@mrodrigues9722]

Yeah, his two sidekicks should take more days off. Not always but... yeah, a few more.

[@fermat101]

"Hey, that's a perfectly good trash can. Don't go throwing students at it"(Critic 8:29) .

[@crazyhyenaking6288]

that face you make after saying "well yeah we kinda put that together." gets me every times! lmao

[@henryskycutterstudios9433]

When are you going to make a review of Scooby-Doo Zombie Island?

[@jimtreebob2096]

Henrikk svensson dalgren that was a GOOD movie.

[@henryskycutterstudios9433]

Yes, Exactly!!!

[@adrianschagerl4486]

That is a good movie!

[@boogiesmellz1076]

Yoooooo that was the best of all the Scooby Doo flicks.

[@caronwaid2580]

Hecks yah

[@NostalgiaCriticJunior]

Damn it is always a great wonderfully amazing day when an episode of Nostalgia Critic is uploaded. It's honeslty always been like waiting for the next episode of any weekly show and unlike most shows that get bad after 10 "seasons" NC stays always fresh and funny as hell, keep up the amazing work guys. One day I hope to be at least half as amazing as you.

[@TwoHeadedTy]

Nostalgia Critic Junior Honestly* 😆

[@NostalgiaCriticJunior]

GOD DAMN YOU PHONE AND BIG FINGERS!!!!!!

[@robinschicha4712]

Make a review about the Invisible Man. You have enough material to take one!

[@TheSTPhelps]

Nostalgia Critic Junior you just earned a sub

[@NostalgiaCriticJunior]

wow really thanks man that mean a lot

[@Synystr7]

3:51 If this were cinemasins, there would be +1 sin for calling a McLaren F1 a Ferrari.

[@Ward1706]

Synystr7 Yarp.

[@knightshade2654]

18:36 Yes, Nostalgia Critic, give in to your anger.

[@WillOfMyD]

3:11 Omg, that's exactly how I think that band sounds like. Literally, as a kid, I always thought they sounded like some upper class, white, whiny, teenager. 8:24 DAYUM, Critic be savage!

[@bigblackdaddyblue]

Nostalgia Critic: "Stop...Hammer Time."[starts dancing]

[@SelkieGirl]

The non-angryness was actually quite refreshing

[@CameronMetrejean]

"I'm not gonna act like this is a get-angry-at-the-gods type movie." Because that fury is reserved for things like Devil and Mamma Mia?

[@jbcatz5]

Mamma Mia is a good guilty pleasure movie.

[@PhilPlaysGamesDaily]

"I'll just assume that was meant to be taken exactly how you're taking it" LOL

[@mybrickhead]

2:45 I expected a United Airlines joke...

[@jerrie1533]

mybrickhead Shhh.....Shhh....Shhh..... too early for that.

[@LoonyHalfBlood]

mybrickhead these are put up a week ahead for patrons and written way before that. Would've been hard to shoehorn in a joke.

[@dvass7253]

The Critic should review I Spy, Thunderbirds and Inspector Gadget 2. Thumbs up if you agree.

[@sanfordday]

D Vass - I think he reviewed Inspector Gadget 2 in a Disneycember.

[@jayblade2000]

He needs to do Thunderbirds. I remember that movie, but can't find it to save my life

[@Kratoctavi0]

No that was Doug Walker not The Nostalgia Critic. It's like The Cinema Snob reviewed God's Not Dead 2 recently while Brad Jones did it a while back.

[@SFK360]

Inspector Gadget 2? Do you want NC to off himself?

[@tannerprice2018]

D Vass thumbs up, give Inspector Gadget 2 the proper NC treatment.

[@troin3925]

8:29-8:33 Not only is that a hilarious line, but I'll give this movie credit that they didn't get the victim in trouble for something the bullies did like a lot of films around this time.

[@TBustah]

3:36 What kind of a used car lot just randomly has a freaking SUPERBIRD on it? Even in 2002, that’s like finding the Ark of the Covenant in a pawn shop.

[@4disndat2unme]

He should do the Jimmy Neutron movie next. Another Nickelodeon film featuring a Star Trek veteran.

[@l_spagal7649]

He literally just becomes Ghost from Antman and the Wasp

[@mitchellneu]

To be fair, late 90s and early 2000s gave us Pierce Brosnan as James Bond AND the start of Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible. Plus, despite being heist movies, the Ocean Trilogy does have a sort of spy thriller-esque quality to it. With all this, it’s honestly no surprise that spy movies, whether good or bad, were the big trend at this time.

[@TheAkrillion]

Basically.... The World: The Movie

[@powertheimmortal]

TheAkrillion thank you

[@powertheimmortal]

speaking of jojo movies they finally revealed the stands on the diu movie trailer.

[@TheAkrillion]

Finally revealed? They've been there since the first trailer.

[@FinalFantasyIXIIII]

+TheAkrillion Don't confuse the guy, he's probably not a stand user

[@TheAkrillion]

Brosph Brostar Makes sense.

[@chinococoa6743]

"Or as Fry calls it, 'my 100th cup of coffee'." I got it, and I don't watch Futurama.

[@unheardsirensincorporated2036]

Blink 182 must've made bank on this movie. Their entire catalog is in the soundtrack

[@101Kamehameha]

I won't lie, I was kind of expecting a JoJo's reference at some point

[@powertheimmortal]

Sam Curry everyone was

[@ThanhNguyen-my2pf]

Y

[@cursedfate838]

@@ThanhNguyen-my2pf ZA WARDO

[@KnicksBasketball96]

Doug has never seen jojo

[@haillobster7154]

That would mean za warudo to you, wouldn't it?

[@westonrose2320]

How long before you make a NS review of your old videos?

[@MikeP828]

He kinda did that before in which he critiqued his old reviewing style and the current one. I can't remember which movie it was tho that he reviewed.

[@martingutierrez9846]

Mike P I think it was Christmas with the Kranks

[@kjultra01]

Mike P Christmas with the Kranks.

[@TCMACK]

Wes Rose Wasn't it Christmas with the Kranks???

[@kylegathright]

Mike P I think it was Christmas with the Kranks

[@Kittenfox_55]

the title made me think of that Disney channel movie "minutemen"

[@SurShuru]

Oh all the angry Blink-182 fans

[@SAM-ru4vx]

did all pop punk bands have numbers in their names?

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Ian Elick me included!

[@darkservantofheaven]

they were alot werent there

[@GuyNamedSean]

I am a Blink fan, but damn if he isn't right.

[@cbgames2792]

same

[@Fanimati0n]

I love how the Goofy yell is NC's Wilhelm Scream

[@nickmakura459]

I didn''t expect Scooby Doo that made the whole episode the best...

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

What Does Scooby Doo Have To Do With Clockstoppers!

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

I Forgot The Question Mark At The End!

[@MashinError]

Who thinks the Critic should review The Crow City of Angels

[@Pinkdoll4ever]

rainfire19 The crow wicked prayer is ten times worse. He should really review that one

[@edvance1030]

Agreed.

[@Macapta]

CANDACE never even heard of that one

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Is that the movie where Kurt Cobain turns into the wrestler Sting?

[@johnmanning6587]

I think we can all agree that we want him to at least give his opinions on the franchise, and his thoughts on the possibility of a remake/reboot.

[@MateusAntonioBittencourt]

Paula Garcés, the actress who played Francesca, was 28 when she did the movie. Let that just sink in.

[@bul13ts]

Still younger than your average Spider Man actor.

[@Disney65Fan]

Mateus Bittencourt So shes 40 now. same with jason earles from hannah montana his 40 now

[@r3n3gad33]

Mateus Bittencourt I'm pretty sure the only actual child in this movie was the sister!

[@unorthodoxromance254]

3:16 - Well, there goes what little admiration I had for Good Charlotte.

[@OGLameboy]

"Say goodnight, little man!" Aw, I wanted a DX reference...

[@I_am_ENSanity]

The amount of property damage that would ensue if I got that watch would rival that of a Godzilla movie.

[@Dargonhuman]

Not just property damage. Remember Quicksilver's room in Days of Future Past? That would be amateur hour compared to the stuff I'd have.

[@fex144]

IKR, you could easily snatch a sandwich, or a figurine. Maybe even a can of Surge!

[@MysteriousJojo]

TOKI WO TOMARE! ZA WARUDO!

[@powertheimmortal]

Mysterious Jojo thank you

[@DuelistKoi93]

ZA WARDO! TOKI WO TOMARE! '90s edition, the Movie

[@powertheimmortal]

Rodrigo Villarino thank you

[@abcabrera1121]

*WWRRYYYYYYYY* !

[@EndCreditReviews]

3:23 I take it that he is not a Blink-182 fan.

[@bilbo1778]

Definitely a love 'em or hate 'em band... I'm in the "Their nasal screeching makes my ears bleed" camp

[@MrSuckeragi]

love blink 182, but the songs that made them popular weren't their best and the constant replaying made a lot of people annoyed by em. oh well. props to the people who know their other songs :)

[@clariayunex1953]

[@kudos4201]

i dont mind them but they are punk posers

[@FarNoGaming]

Is anybody?

[@jerrie1533]

There is a very simple way to stop any clock... It involves a hammer. ⏰🔨

[@Mt-tu2iw]

Hammer time

[@jerrie1533]

Mais de 8 bits 4:36

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Don't check out my channel and don't subscribe You can also just take out the batteries. But where's the fun in that?

[@jerrie1533]

ajmrowland You can use the hammer to access the battery compartment.

[@bubblegumkk8158]

1002 / 1000 clocks destroyed.

[@patrickbateman312]

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