Part 1 - Jon Stewart Takes The Colbert Questionert

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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On the eve of the premiere of his new Apple TV+ show, "The Problem with Jon Stewart," our dear friend Jon stops by and agrees to undergo Stephen Colbert's patent-pending personal survey known around the world as The Colbert Questionert. After the clip, stick around for Part 2 of this revealing deep-dive into the mind of America's newest late night comedy host. #Colbert #TheColbertQuestionert #JonStewart
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@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jon is debating every question like he is a politician. He's hilarious. I have missed Jon so much that I am finally getting Apple tv+ ( that I dont actually want) because of him. I will follow him to whatever platform he chooses.
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidHJones I corrected it. I meant Apple tv but said prime for some reason.
@carolynt.4455
@carolynt.4455 3 жыл бұрын
Same, and now we can watch the soccer coach show too!
@MrWatchowtnow
@MrWatchowtnow 3 жыл бұрын
Wow , imagine watching TV? What are you? 100 years old? The talking geads are telling you the truth , like my granny thinks.
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrWatchowtnow Are U implying that I'm old?!? And don't know how to use apps?
@steffani7184
@steffani7184 3 жыл бұрын
Ah-men.
@ryanmcnair3451
@ryanmcnair3451 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste is a beautiful soul. Such a charming, humble and extremely talented human being. Stephen is very lucky to have found him and his band for the show.
@denialfalls2724
@denialfalls2724 2 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind. I listen to a lot of music and these dudes are just nuts at what they can do. When I first saw the Late Show I couldn’t believe it. I think they even did a Radiohead thing once? Insane
@ellasmommy9278
@ellasmommy9278 3 жыл бұрын
God bless Jon for his intervention during the 9/11 hearings.
@MySeasideRendezvous
@MySeasideRendezvous 3 жыл бұрын
God bless Jon For being unapologetically Jon Stewart 💙
@percymoss2732
@percymoss2732 3 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
And ongoing with his pursuit of justice for veteran’s health
@00tonytone
@00tonytone 3 жыл бұрын
911 official version should be an insult to our intelligence. Yet many people bought the BS from pull it , to the air is safe to breathe . Colbert is a wuss who been bought. Stewart kept it real and halarious on coronavirus and colbert was trying to male fun of view and stop it even in comedy. Of course coronavirus is man made and man released. You dont have to be a genius to know that.
@cynthiahusband106
@cynthiahusband106 3 жыл бұрын
@Ella’s Mommy cannot agree with you more!! Jon Stewart spoke, represented for these 1st responders who are now dying and need our help! He needs to run for office.
@Timetonut
@Timetonut 3 жыл бұрын
But you’re OUR crazy old man off the street. Welcomed anywhere, especially at my home in Philadelphia! Love us some Jon Stewart!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын
I love how whenever Jon shows up, it instantly becomes The Jon Stewart Show. He controls the horizontal. He controls the vertical. Poor Stephen becomes a guest on his own show. 😂
@DSPHistoricalSociety
@DSPHistoricalSociety 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more!
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. It's fully Stephens show.
@Skunkhunt_42
@Skunkhunt_42 3 жыл бұрын
Cause jon has a totally different set of kinks
@josh_yep.
@josh_yep. 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, this is Stephen's show? Dammit. I thought he was just filling in for David Letterman!
@huskiehuskerson5300
@huskiehuskerson5300 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen can't complete with all of the guest. There come a few guests who are wild like Conan and Jon, Stephen can't control them as much as he tries to not laugh at their jokes and make a bad joke himself and then laugh.
@PriyankDeshmukh
@PriyankDeshmukh 3 жыл бұрын
Jon - "I'm just a crazy old man off the street."😂
@renegadeoffunk32
@renegadeoffunk32 3 жыл бұрын
Let's give it up to the two Jon's in this video. Jon Stewart AND Jon Baptiste. Love them.
@TocYounger
@TocYounger 3 жыл бұрын
Just seeing Jon Stewart come on the screen makes me smile! We need more of him these days.
@davidr.5259
@davidr.5259 3 жыл бұрын
Finally! Numbering on the multipart interviews. Thank you so much!
@alexpage4355
@alexpage4355 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I suspect it's a one-off, because both parts are not only the same guest, but the same topic, as well.
@hyper-focus1693
@hyper-focus1693 3 жыл бұрын
The way he plays with silence, words, & awkward moments. That guy is a genius. One of the most articulate critical thinkers.
@Mr.Monta77
@Mr.Monta77 6 ай бұрын
What would you call Albert Einstein?
@uzo7910
@uzo7910 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad Jon Stewart is going to have a regular show. Nobody does it better! Welcome back! #greatnews!
@lpt5839
@lpt5839 3 жыл бұрын
God I missed Jon Stewart so much. I had a wonderful high school government teacher who would play clips of the Daily Show in class and ever since then I've been a huge fan. The man has a way with words, and I couldn't possibly agree with his sentiments about pickles in sandwiches more.
@gmaziscool
@gmaziscool 2 жыл бұрын
We must have had the same teacher :)
@mindyg7364
@mindyg7364 3 жыл бұрын
How I've missed those random rants!!! My millennial heart is smiling.
@jessepferr2814
@jessepferr2814 3 жыл бұрын
Jon's show was for anyone who wanted to break away the bullshit of the world and laugh non-stop
@baldvee
@baldvee 3 жыл бұрын
@Jedii Kniight a lot of jon’s audience on the daily show were millenials it’s not that deep
@baldvee
@baldvee 3 жыл бұрын
@Jedii Kniight what are you so assmad about omg…i didn’t say jon was a millennial i said that a lot of his audience was. and i’m not acting like anything, i’m just stating a fact which is that millennials made up a decent amount of jons audience.
@winstonsmith8565
@winstonsmith8565 3 жыл бұрын
I thought millennials only feel empowered or triggered. I didn't know you types were capable of smiling. Well, you learn something new every day
@dadadaddyoo
@dadadaddyoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@winstonsmith8565 Yes we are human beings quite capable of feeling a full range of emotions.
@ivyinabottle
@ivyinabottle 3 жыл бұрын
When I heard Jon was having a show on Apple TV, I instantly went “papa?!” like Trevor Noah did. He’s just the goat.. nobody else comes close when it comes to political comedy.
@roni6215
@roni6215 3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy political comedy while we can. Because when the Fascist Party of America takes over, they will all be imprisoned , poisoned or fall off high buildings.
@KitC916
@KitC916 3 жыл бұрын
George Carlin and Lewis Black are nothing to sneeze at.
@kateoc8
@kateoc8 3 жыл бұрын
@@roni6215 do you mean trump's flying monkeys? European here....genuinely wondering.
@roni6215
@roni6215 3 жыл бұрын
@@kateoc8 The orange maroons's flying monkeys ? Wish I wasn't American.
@firedog451
@firedog451 3 жыл бұрын
Jon will make fun of both sides unlike the dying pathetic MSM lying ass wipes
@BlankRegie
@BlankRegie 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to these two all night!
@BlankRegie
@BlankRegie 3 жыл бұрын
@Jorge Briln I listen to funny, intelligent and insightful people. Not "woke", race baiting trolls.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 3 жыл бұрын
Jon was spot on in his assessment of cats. Spot on.
@BlankRegie
@BlankRegie 3 жыл бұрын
@@Surge1077 Yes, but importantly, they are cute, cuddly lil killing machines. Soft kitty, warm kitty...
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 3 жыл бұрын
That's what Jon's stand-up show should be called: A Laughter of Recognition.
@geneconnelly3852
@geneconnelly3852 3 жыл бұрын
OR "Just a Crazy Old Man Off The Street" timestamp 5:45
@YamiOni
@YamiOni 3 жыл бұрын
The scariest animal is the Capybara. No species gets along that well with so many other species without being _up_ to something...
@avedic
@avedic 3 жыл бұрын
John Oliver, is that you? It's you....isn't it...?
@macgeek2004
@macgeek2004 3 жыл бұрын
But it's a giant, dog sized rat! They seem so nice!
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
No, it's the tarsier. No animal looks so damn terrified all the time without a seriously guilty conscience. It KNOWS it will get caught out one day...
@marvenlunn6086
@marvenlunn6086 3 жыл бұрын
Humans are the scariest animal
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 3 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 motive fallacy
@waleskagracia4891
@waleskagracia4891 3 жыл бұрын
Ok so where do I register for Prof Stewart´s “The Art of the American Sandwich 101” class?
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 3 жыл бұрын
is David Brooks on sabbatical?
@huskiehuskerson5300
@huskiehuskerson5300 3 жыл бұрын
@@jedinxf7 what the hell is this David Brooks?
@deecohen1383
@deecohen1383 3 жыл бұрын
No surprise hands-down the best Colbert questionnaire answers in the history of the world and I’m sure that title will always stand with Sir John Stewart we don’t even have to go past the first “sandwich” question and conversation that followed to know that this was freaking epic.🥪
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 3 жыл бұрын
*questionnert
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 3 жыл бұрын
"You know what I just realized? I'm just a crazy old man off the street." Killed me that did.
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 3 жыл бұрын
Don't insult him with the "Sir" crap then. He's an American and we don't do monarchy nor bend the knee to a ring.
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixProdLLC triggered much? 🤭
@jaac7027
@jaac7027 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixProdLLC you damn right! We bend on both knees and blow the orange clown!! MAGA 2020 AND FOREVER!!!
@teresatano193
@teresatano193 3 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine Jon working at a deli?: WHAT! YOU CAN'T ORDER THAT! The ratio is OFF!
@UkeCan1
@UkeCan1 3 жыл бұрын
When you work in the deli, you get to determine the ratio. I know this from experience, age 16. There was a required ingredient weight limit that was well below the proper ratio. With pride in my work, and love for my customers, I ignored it. Return customers learned I made the best sandwiches in the store. I got fired at the end of the summer. The store owner was not a fan of the Jon Stewart Sandwich Ratio.
@teresatano193
@teresatano193 3 жыл бұрын
@@UkeCan1 You and Jon could open a store together! Love your story.
@BlairMountainNetwork
@BlairMountainNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
@@UkeCan1 Yaaaas!!!... When someone asked for black olives, store policy was 4 per 6" to start & customer is supposed to ask for more (adding same amount each time). I am like wtf to the sammich nazi = If someone wants olives, they wanna TASTE em so OF COURSE they want more than that (policy seemed just plain rude)... I also didn't last long in the biz. If Jon starts a deli -🥪🌯🌮🥙🍔 I will definitely be there !!! 🥰
@UkeCan1
@UkeCan1 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlairMountainNetwork It's all "profit over people" with these business owners. But ultimately, if you're treating your customers like your own personal piggy bank, how successful of a business do you really expect to maintain? The food is really a tiny part of the cost of a food business anyway. So why would you behave like the orphanage owner in Oliver Twist instead of providing a quality product to the people who fund your business?
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 3 жыл бұрын
"The problem with Jon Stewart.'' To which Jon replied, "There needs to be a comma in there somewhere." Yes, punctuation IS important.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
Bear eats, shoots, and leaves.
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 That's a good one. See if you can punctuate this; that that is is that that is not is not is it it is
@Jo-bv3uc
@Jo-bv3uc 3 жыл бұрын
@@richarddarlington1139 That that is is that that is not is not. Is it? It is. How d'I do? 😁
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 3 жыл бұрын
@@richarddarlington1139 That's nothing
@JustMe-vk4fn
@JustMe-vk4fn 3 жыл бұрын
:) I'd prefer it to read: "The Problem", with John Stewart. I'll watch any show Mr. Stewart heads up or appears upon.
@josephregan1007
@josephregan1007 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like it took a minute for Colbert to recover from the “have you ever had a sandwich Stephen?” Quip. Then Jon says that fish aren’t animals lmao
@MrJohnnymarlboro
@MrJohnnymarlboro 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best verbal butt sex thing I’ve ever seen
@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405
@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405 3 жыл бұрын
Quite strange actually since Jon is vegan. He knows that sea creatures are animals.
@josie9306
@josie9306 4 ай бұрын
​@@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405pretttty sure he's making a joke
@desmond-hawkins
@desmond-hawkins 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon Stewart so much… the Daily Show with him was just incredible. I discovered this show shortly before 9/11 and his first show after this event was one of the most moving and raw and authentic scenes I have ever watched, and never stopped watching until he left. Truly unparalleled talent, I can't wait to see what he's been up to and am so glad he's back.
@jaysiegel4742
@jaysiegel4742 3 жыл бұрын
thank you for labeling these Part 1, Part 2 ... please consider doing so for all interviews that are divided into segments ...
@rockanroleropr3467
@rockanroleropr3467 3 жыл бұрын
John Batiste is the patron saint of good vibes… cannot not smile when you see him at his element or any other time because he is love and we love him!!! 🙌🏻❤️🙌🏻
@JoeLaFon3
@JoeLaFon3 3 жыл бұрын
He's annoying
@rockanroleropr3467
@rockanroleropr3467 3 жыл бұрын
@@JoeLaFon3 annoyingly AWESOME! 👊🏻
@youknowwhoyouare2269
@youknowwhoyouare2269 3 жыл бұрын
Stay mad, or learn to cope Either way he's still winning while you're still anonymous, whining on KZbin @@JoeLaFon3
@tairneanaich
@tairneanaich 3 жыл бұрын
This made me chuckle as he IS named after St. John the Baptist and just... imagining a saint named after another saint. Like you were named after a saint and then you grew up to become one- do you become St. St. John the Baptist or like, St. John Baptist II or..?
@rockanroleropr3467
@rockanroleropr3467 3 жыл бұрын
@@tairneanaich 😂😂😂 you never know
@DunningKrugerJnr
@DunningKrugerJnr 3 жыл бұрын
I say it often but: how good is Jon Batiste? love that dude...
@s.z.6200
@s.z.6200 3 жыл бұрын
Very talented
@faustocardy5018
@faustocardy5018 3 жыл бұрын
We can't never say it enough lol. Jon Batiste is just a beacon of light and hope in this dark world
@RuthEveryoneMakesMusic
@RuthEveryoneMakesMusic 3 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 3 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for spelling his name correctly.
@LanceCorporalKitty
@LanceCorporalKitty 3 жыл бұрын
He's such a lovely bloke!
@joetalentoh
@joetalentoh 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't tell if Jon is doing a bit or he's just an overthinker who really deconstructs every question he's asked.
@vforwombat9915
@vforwombat9915 3 жыл бұрын
yes.
@TheSchuyler75
@TheSchuyler75 3 жыл бұрын
@@vforwombat9915 you were 33rd like when you replied 33 minutes ago and have 3 comments..33333….starting the repeating numbers first thing this morning lol
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 3 жыл бұрын
Both.
@themripley
@themripley 3 жыл бұрын
Both. Both is good.
@isabellebergevin
@isabellebergevin 3 жыл бұрын
Finally!!! A "Part 1/Part 2" in the titles of a multi-part interview! Yay!!!
@hiwarda
@hiwarda 2 жыл бұрын
A masterclass in comedy. The word choice. The delivery. Jon
@geddie5150
@geddie5150 3 жыл бұрын
🙌🏽Thank You!🙌🏽For labeling Part 1 & Part 2. GIVE THAT PERSON A RAISE!!!!!!
@judithfaze
@judithfaze 3 жыл бұрын
He said it, and it WAS a laughter of recognition: cats ARE killing machines. >>rubbing the scarred ankles
@miketong4969
@miketong4969 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for numbering these!
@Asehpe
@Asehpe 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta love Jon's sandwichological commentary.
@frigginjerk
@frigginjerk 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't the term "sandwitchcraft"?
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 3 жыл бұрын
Sandwichology could be an entire seminar in itself: "The Reuben: Corned Beef vs. Pastrami; Mustard vs. Russian Dressing; Coleslaw vs. Kraut: A Discussion"... "The Semiotics of the Monte Cristo"... "The French Dip: Neither French Nor Dip? An In-Depth Debate"
@UkeCan1
@UkeCan1 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucius1958 🤣🤣🤣
@TheJunnutin
@TheJunnutin 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucius1958 well played 🤣🤣
@volcom1niner
@volcom1niner 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucius1958 OK hats off my dude this is now one of my favorite comments.
@spiritedgareth
@spiritedgareth 3 жыл бұрын
YES! Thank you for listing these in parts! Now I know what order to watch them in.
@lanitagrice7644
@lanitagrice7644 3 жыл бұрын
I love the coffee stain on the right shoulder of Jon's shirt. I can now proudly wear all of my food and/or beverage-stained shirts to work! If it's good enough for millions of viewers of Stewart on Colbert, it's good enough for my co-workers.
@paullamsc
@paullamsc 3 жыл бұрын
I think It's makeup! When Stephen hugged him, his face touched John's shoulder.
@trevorhuntington6108
@trevorhuntington6108 3 жыл бұрын
Coffee stain has a deep feel to it, so my hopes and dreams are for ☕ stain!!!
@HappyLife693
@HappyLife693 3 жыл бұрын
I love this band. I wish Stephen would pick a band member per week to chat with as he does with Jon. Not to take anything away from the fabulous Jon Batist. Just give one week per month to highlight a band member.
@Canny-Octopus
@Canny-Octopus 3 жыл бұрын
I would also really enjoy that!
@Balladov
@Balladov 3 жыл бұрын
For real!
@conza1989
@conza1989 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting Part 1 and Part 2 on these videos, it legitimately will help thousands!
@katebc9148
@katebc9148 3 жыл бұрын
Jon is hysterical. Funny, while vacillating between truth and comedy. He is a very serious man with a covering of comedy. Certainly miss him daily, although his continuing work on behalf of first responders of 9/11 is so very important.
@etcetera662
@etcetera662 3 жыл бұрын
"Liked just for Jon" "But which Jon?" "Yes."
@chalabiste8300
@chalabiste8300 3 жыл бұрын
The band leader of course
@Unfamous-Chronicles
@Unfamous-Chronicles 3 жыл бұрын
@@chalabiste8300 But which band leader?
@sarahdiehl9156
@sarahdiehl9156 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally numbering the interviews so we can watch chronological!
@zerocoolcat
@zerocoolcat 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Jon talk about sandwiches for hours!
@healingasthmaacasestudy9851
@healingasthmaacasestudy9851 3 жыл бұрын
Yay! You put the order of the clips!
@alexandraaaron9705
@alexandraaaron9705 3 жыл бұрын
I have had a Crush on Jon Stuart for 30years... His Indepth analysis of a Worthy Sandwich just Deepened My Love for Him 💖 This Cat Thing can be Overridden.
@nebulousisgod
@nebulousisgod 3 жыл бұрын
My God, he’s funny. So much more so when he’s been bottling it all up for years.
@Rob_TheOne
@Rob_TheOne 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Jon talking on the important things in life. Sandwich bread ratios are import.
@GerardBendotti
@GerardBendotti 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Baptist never disappoints. what a human. thank you for sharing.
@RaySingh87
@RaySingh87 Жыл бұрын
That cat answer is so TRUE!! lol
@jeff.bradham
@jeff.bradham 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally labeling a multi-clip interview with part#s. Please please please keep doing that.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
It's like when your divorced parents talk for 5 minutes when they switch custody... Maybe Comedy Daddies will get back together? * crosses fingers *
@Jason918114
@Jason918114 3 жыл бұрын
They never divorced... they just evolved into friends with benefits.
@Markle2k
@Markle2k 3 жыл бұрын
Jon has been an “executive producer” of The Late Show since Stephen took over. He’s never gone away. He’s been in the background raking in the cash since the beginning.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
And maybe crazy uncle J. Oliver will keep living in my (brain) attic…?
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 3 жыл бұрын
@@Markle2k "..raking in the cash...". And your credible source for that is...?
@Markle2k
@Markle2k 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixProdLLC Would the end credits be credible enough for you? Jon and Stephen have been listed as Executive Producers since Episode 1 in 2015. The one with George Clooney and Jeb Bush and Mavis Staples. Tom Purcell who is also a writer, and Meredith Bennett were also credited as such. Ms. Bennett had been EP on the Colbert Report and did it for the first two episodes of the new show and one the following week. Tom Purcell is credited on about half of the episodes. Starting in 2016, Chris Licht has been sharing that title most regularly. I was going to just share an IMDB link, but apparently the LSSC channel has links in comments turned off and my comment was insta-deleted. The job of the Executive Producer is to rake in the cash and make sure everybody gets paid, but they are first at the trough. They are at the top of the food chain for hiring and production. They arrange strategic partnerships with other productions. They will occasionally be the ones negotiating with movie studio promotion departments to get the top cast on their show first. You see the host bring out a product in a sponsored spot, that was the Executive Producer's office that negotiated that.
@markjohns2516
@markjohns2516 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for whoever finally starts numbering the interviews
@bikershark9
@bikershark9 3 жыл бұрын
Jon is back in I'm On TV mode because he's wearing a tie. He doesn't look like he actually lives under Stephen's desk
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 3 жыл бұрын
Under Stephen's what?!! Man! Did I read that wrong!
@bikershark9
@bikershark9 3 жыл бұрын
@@richarddarlington1139 thanks for pointing it out, fixed it
@lisaortiz635
@lisaortiz635 3 жыл бұрын
Wait! What did it say before? 🤔😂
@MrSexydivas
@MrSexydivas 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisaortiz635 I wanna know too
@cherylcampbell9369
@cherylcampbell9369 3 жыл бұрын
@@richarddarlington1139 it's a running bit on the show. Jon would always emerge from under Steve's desk.
@md742
@md742 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for numbering these videos. It really helps. Much appreciated.
@lw3269
@lw3269 3 жыл бұрын
My cat waits for my dog to walk by so she can leap on him from a chair, all while hissing and growling. My dog would agree that cats are the scariest animal.
@vdejesus1239
@vdejesus1239 3 жыл бұрын
these are the most entertaining answers to the colbert questionert i have heard so far.
@shabnoorrahman919
@shabnoorrahman919 3 жыл бұрын
If I don't get to know where Jon gets his suits, I swear to God. I just. Swear. To. God. 😭
@poltronafrau
@poltronafrau 3 жыл бұрын
What suit. He’s not even wearing a jacket!
@TheBeluga2805
@TheBeluga2805 3 жыл бұрын
I think the “Jon” in question here is Jon Batiste, not Jon Stewart.
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 3 жыл бұрын
bespoke maybe?
@shabnoorrahman919
@shabnoorrahman919 3 жыл бұрын
@@poltronafrau Batiste, not Stewart 😌
@agrey832
@agrey832 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing these two together again brings me joy 🤩
@Ma_Ba
@Ma_Ba 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Baptiste rocked the heck outta that performance Central Park stage Global Citizen 2021
@terminalbungus9566
@terminalbungus9566 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for finally labeling multi part videos!
@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406
@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406 3 жыл бұрын
"It can't be animals from the sea" "Animals in the sea are still animals Jon"
@nullethosechoes
@nullethosechoes 3 жыл бұрын
I think he is making the point that people don't view fish as animals and treat them worse. Fishing for example, no one raises an eye brow, but if you would use a fish rod to catch birds or other land animals, then people would react.
@imgn8r715
@imgn8r715 3 жыл бұрын
HALLELUJAH! You guys finally numbered your video clips. I'd like to think my incessant ranting pushed you over. Thank you.
@enderz1341
@enderz1341 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the scariest animal is a felid. A stalking, stealthy, knives-for-hands death machine. Then JS comes right out and defines why we should be terrified by the micro-death-machines we voluntarily invite into our homes XD
@ryshow9118
@ryshow9118 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for labeling the parts guys!
@lashropa
@lashropa 3 жыл бұрын
Masterful. You two are kings of the field; you make it look easy. Honestly I'm awestruck; compliments feel shallow. I learned everything I know about negotiating hostility from watching you two. Well, almost everything. 🎁
@alex_and_er_g
@alex_and_er_g 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the interview part 1/2/etc title annotations, makes following stories so much better for us KZbin folk ❤️
@MemphiStig
@MemphiStig 3 жыл бұрын
he can't help it. he just speaks the truth. and it's usually funny.
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 3 жыл бұрын
AGREED.
@firedog451
@firedog451 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! unlike the clown Steven
@JanDeeKat
@JanDeeKat 3 жыл бұрын
@@firedog451 ...says a clown.
@firedog451
@firedog451 3 жыл бұрын
@@JanDeeKat Yep, he’s a clown alright. Didn’t you see his pathetic vaccine dance? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 They’re isn’t enough of then on my keyboard to match his pathetic behavior
@pola5242
@pola5242 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone laid out the perfect sandwich science. Thank you Jon
@cmkrcs1
@cmkrcs1 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a crazy old man off the street." Yes, Jon, we figured that out last time you were on this show.
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 3 жыл бұрын
And that's why they invented razors, to help shave off the crazy 😁😁😁
@zen1647
@zen1647 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, are we just supposed to forget Jon's ridicule of scientists and the scientific method from his last appearance? 🤷‍♂️
@ClownWorldSwitzerland
@ClownWorldSwitzerland 3 жыл бұрын
@@zen1647 He did not. But you are not very smart
@edwink1467
@edwink1467 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for finally labeling your videos by part!
@d.l.3807
@d.l.3807 3 жыл бұрын
God, I love Jon. His humor is absolutly hilarious.
@PaulBTheLibrarian
@PaulBTheLibrarian 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for adding the part # in the title. Please continue to do this on future posts.
@Mr._Sandman
@Mr._Sandman 3 жыл бұрын
I've been saying for years that cats ARE indeed the most dangerous animal... They hunt to kill, and play with their prey before killing it, but they don't even have to hunt, because we feed them everyday. They do it for fun. Scary, right?
@writerconsidered
@writerconsidered 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like those bipedal animals, Maybe they are the most dangerous animals? Just a thought.
@Mr._Sandman
@Mr._Sandman 3 жыл бұрын
@@writerconsidered No, you're thinking of 'The Most Dangerous Game'.
@writerconsidered
@writerconsidered 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr._Sandman I don't know that reference but I was talking about humans.
@libbybollinger5901
@libbybollinger5901 3 жыл бұрын
@@writerconsidered The Most Dangerous Game is a story about a person hunting other people.
@Luna.3.3.3
@Luna.3.3.3 2 жыл бұрын
💗 *_Jon Stewart!_** I miss his TV presence so much - - but *He's doing important work with the veterans, & 9/11 EMS* He's putting his heart and soul into it. So great to see him lending himself to this cause that needs to be kept in the spotlight 💗 (such a shame the recent bill wasn't passed)
@reverendbStaard
@reverendbStaard 3 жыл бұрын
The best sandwich is one made by someone else. Everyone knows that.
@titusmccarthy
@titusmccarthy 3 жыл бұрын
sammich.
@paulcuse6583
@paulcuse6583 3 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Dagwood.
@linebrunelle1004
@linebrunelle1004 Жыл бұрын
after all these years of Colbert Questionert, you'd think his "friends" would have seen it and be prepared for these questions.
@boxscorewatcher413
@boxscorewatcher413 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart would make a great US president that the entire world would admire.
@prak_art_i
@prak_art_i 3 жыл бұрын
He is too good to be a US president.
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 3 жыл бұрын
Then you don't understand anything he's done.
@titusmccarthy
@titusmccarthy 3 жыл бұрын
Gross.
@theredheadsaidNYC
@theredheadsaidNYC 3 жыл бұрын
he would NEVER
@dadadaddyoo
@dadadaddyoo 3 жыл бұрын
Having a United States President connected to reality enough to know he is a crazy old man would be just what we need to bring us out of the present dark age and into a great new civilization.
@IgnatiusAlpha
@IgnatiusAlpha 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jon Stewart so much. He never ceases to make me smile and laugh. I have the utmost respect for him and his new show is awesome.
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart--Still my favourite crazy old man off the street. :)
@tiredofit4761
@tiredofit4761 Жыл бұрын
I forget sometimes how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Stewart and have since late 80’s MTV days!!! He has become the voice that makes more sense than the government of today!! I think he has aged so much because he has literally taken on the depth of the stories he brings forth. Politics are so horrible filled with lies and deceit.
@Wewhosee-im3ii
@Wewhosee-im3ii 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the most epic Q&A ever, the man is naturally hilarious
@chairde
@chairde Жыл бұрын
Cats are serious killers.😂
@LiqnLag
@LiqnLag 3 жыл бұрын
Well we have indoor cats so no mice but my rescue cat will find this soft rubber spiky ball toy that will be missing for months until one day... it ends up on my pillow. Growing up we had this fluffy orange tabby type who was the most relaxed layabout cat you've ever met, while in the house. We saw him a few times outside and it was like a Jekyll and Hyde act as that tabby was 100% killing machine, no bird was safe.
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I had one of those too. He would bring me presents; even a poor snake!
@kateoc8
@kateoc8 3 жыл бұрын
What's an indoor cat? Are they not meant to be outside?
@dreamcatcher54taurus66
@dreamcatcher54taurus66 3 жыл бұрын
I really don’t like when people hate on cats. There’s enough people who will abuse them without public figures labeling them in such a negative way. I had outdoor cats as a child. Some more bigger hunters than others. Some of them just lazed around outside? As an adult, I’ve always kept my cats indoors for their safety and for the critters outside. Most places, I’ve had a screened in lanai so they can get a taste of the outdoors without being outside. I have a glass front door and I feed squirrels and birds on my front porch. The cats have a fabulous time watching them, but there’s no harm to anyone. Sometimes the squirrels even taunt them by coming right up to the door. I don’t think these cats would know what to do if they were outside and they seem perfectly content. My cats overall have been such loving animals.
@veganleigh4817
@veganleigh4817 3 жыл бұрын
Crushed it is an understatement. Jon was fantastic!
@mellertid
@mellertid 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we should all take a breath and realize we're the crazy person on the street.
@aliciadunham5844
@aliciadunham5844 3 жыл бұрын
I love John Batiste, he just makes my soul feel better, what an awesome opening for the show tonite, loved checking out back stage, You Rock Stephen and crew!
@EdelmanAri
@EdelmanAri 3 жыл бұрын
"What's the one thing you own that you really should throw out?" - Stephen "Everything I wear." - Jon His shirt is literally stained on his right shoulder so ... yea I guess he just needs a new wardrobe lol kind of the perfect answer. He does sorta look like a hobo getting his life together (no disrespect)
@conservativestrawman9837
@conservativestrawman9837 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with keeping clothes till they become cloths
@greghaney5675
@greghaney5675 3 жыл бұрын
Both if these guys provide my heartiest belly laughs. Put them together.....good for the heart and soul.
@mk1st
@mk1st 3 жыл бұрын
He should've just said "taco" and been done with it. They are definitely the scariest sandwiches in the ocean.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
The threat of “ocean tacos” keeps me up at night!
@Dan-Simms
@Dan-Simms 3 жыл бұрын
Omg this is great. I think this questionnaire is longer than all the other ones combined, and I'm all for it lol.
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 3 жыл бұрын
My rabbit agrees 100% that the most terrifying animal is a cat.
@markrisen1193
@markrisen1193 3 жыл бұрын
Poor rabbit :)
@lisaortiz635
@lisaortiz635 3 жыл бұрын
My cat gave my little sister & brother’s bunny a heart attack; just jumped onto the blanket they were playing with it on & it keeled over dead. They still talk about it & it was 40 years ago… 😬
@markrisen1193
@markrisen1193 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisaortiz635 Awww!!!
@tedcoop4392
@tedcoop4392 3 жыл бұрын
I used to have a rabbit who, on separate occasions, kicked 3 different cats in the face. The other rabbits were all afraid of cats.
@markrisen1193
@markrisen1193 3 жыл бұрын
@@tedcoop4392 Did you mean to say the cats were afraid of the rabbit?
@georgevella4797
@georgevella4797 3 жыл бұрын
Most refreshing to see you again Jon 👏
@scottthesportsguy
@scottthesportsguy 3 жыл бұрын
So glad Jon Stewart is coming back, he is the best. I love how he pours over every answer. 5 minutes on best sandwich! BTW Lost In the Flood is a great answer. But stop giving cats a bad rap, they are beautiful and friendly and loving.
@corabernal6432
@corabernal6432 5 ай бұрын
I'm just a crazy old man off the streets LMFAO 😂
@thedriftlessverse7121
@thedriftlessverse7121 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG how I've missed him! Even his random old man rants are hilarious.
@greg-op2jh
@greg-op2jh 3 жыл бұрын
What is insane, I've been watching The Daily show from '99. I was 8. It is like a whole different world. Government had a surplus. We were not at war. it's surreal. The military industrial complex's war on terror has ruined this country.....
@grimmwerks
@grimmwerks Ай бұрын
Was 33 when9/11 happened. Everything changed.
@montoyat1977
@montoyat1977 3 жыл бұрын
A deep dive on one topic? Sounds suspiciously like John Oliver's territory...
@jeddysne
@jeddysne 3 жыл бұрын
John needs more credit for being an important part of our generation. Just hearing his voice makes me smile.
@chronicallyfabulous88
@chronicallyfabulous88 3 жыл бұрын
While Jon Batiste obviously always looks sharp AF, that blue suit is especially dapper. That there is a man who knows how to rock a suit like no other! 😁💜 Jon's outfits and amazing sense of style are genuinely a highlight of every episode, for me -- not even kidding 😁
@heleneh.6055
@heleneh.6055 3 жыл бұрын
The two of them are comedy gold!
@DrugzMunny
@DrugzMunny 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen... HAVE YOU HAD A SANDWICH??
@florete2310
@florete2310 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Steward: "... the correct ratio is 65 - 75 % ingredient..." Me: "Yes. Because your bread is so bad over there, LOL."
@staceygilbert8651
@staceygilbert8651 3 жыл бұрын
You are so right. The bread in the US is almost inedible. The amount of sugar in it is insane.
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