President Trump Golfs While Markets Tumble And Health Officials Rush To Produce Coronavirus Tests

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@yuripullman1452
@yuripullman1452 4 жыл бұрын
As usual, the Dems will clean up the mess Republicans will leave behind. And will be blamed for it.
@jefferytownsend7787
@jefferytownsend7787 4 жыл бұрын
They benefit from the GOP policies though, so it pays to pretend to fight it.
@l.e.m.friedman5965
@l.e.m.friedman5965 4 жыл бұрын
@@jefferytownsend7787 False equvelency.
@growmiegreenthumb8025
@growmiegreenthumb8025 4 жыл бұрын
Your a tool. If you blindly follow a party I hope you get the virus. Dems and GOP don't allow individual thought.
@81licker
@81licker 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@johnedward3404
@johnedward3404 4 жыл бұрын
I think Bernie Sanders will crush Trump in November if we can get him there. The American people will know what a farce our for-profit healthcare is against an epidemic. This is a total failure. The healthcare workers as the epicenter of the virus are yet to be tested for the virus. They are crying out to be tested and they deserve to be tested they are heroes. TRUMP IS CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT WHEN HE LIES ON SUCH A CRITICAL SUBJECT. VOTE FOR BERNIE AND VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT JUST MIGHT
@nicholasbenigno3415
@nicholasbenigno3415 4 жыл бұрын
He’s only willing to quarantine people when they’re children and the location is an internment camp.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 4 жыл бұрын
BIDEN '020 to stop the dictatorship. YANG '024 for real progressive change.
@be-nice7511
@be-nice7511 4 жыл бұрын
Will Ritter #yang2024!!!
@carltaylor4942
@carltaylor4942 4 жыл бұрын
NIcholas Benigno - I dread the day when the coronavirus hits one of those -concentration- internment camps and all those poor immigrant children start dying because you _know_ that Spanky will just let them die.
@cjmann3033
@cjmann3033 4 жыл бұрын
@@carltaylor4942, he will never let the press, people know!
@Lachrymose79
@Lachrymose79 4 жыл бұрын
Andy I fucking laughed out loud pretty hard ma guy
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 4 жыл бұрын
Stay safe American and don't listen to your president
@TheRealIronMan
@TheRealIronMan 4 жыл бұрын
@Kelli Barnhouse I highly suspect people have been sick for a long time, a lot of flu deaths were probably corona deaths, they just didn't test people.
@Virus-wc5vt
@Virus-wc5vt 4 жыл бұрын
Kelli Barnhouse Thanks for your loving concerns.
@Virus-wc5vt
@Virus-wc5vt 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Stark I believe that’s true, sad but good point 😢
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I never do! 👍
@themissydeyo
@themissydeyo 4 жыл бұрын
@Kelli Barnhouse those masks are proven not to fight illness
@copycatz6170
@copycatz6170 4 жыл бұрын
“Avoid crowds! Avoid crowds!” Great crowd.
@jsb331
@jsb331 3 жыл бұрын
It's a lot weirder now. Hahaha
@CoreenMazzocchi
@CoreenMazzocchi 4 жыл бұрын
I am in Italy, in Lombardia. I do appreciate Steven's humor and truth, it's helped us all survive for the last few years. However, the situation is dire in Italy. Please be smart America and pay this virus proper attention.
@Lelffy
@Lelffy 4 жыл бұрын
Thinking of all of you in Italy. 💕 May this pass as quickly as possible.
@Holbytatown
@Holbytatown 4 жыл бұрын
I really wish there was some good tips we could give you... Well, I can give you one: if you end up in a zone that's right about to be quarantined and some moron leaks the news, don't be like the thousands of mostly young morons that fled, by train, to their home in a place yet not contaminated but with comparatively inferior health care structures, where their OLD PARENTS live.... I swear I never knew so many in their 20/30s hated their parents so much. Or were that foolish. Now excuse me, I have to go fill a form to justify the fact that I have to go to work...
4 жыл бұрын
America is the smartest country on earth! With Trump as POTUS!
@Holbytatown
@Holbytatown 4 жыл бұрын
@ Oh, Pinocchio, will you ever learn? :)
@nyar2352
@nyar2352 4 жыл бұрын
Coreen Mazzocchi Good luck from Austria >
@kvonjaco
@kvonjaco 4 жыл бұрын
Just the sound of Trump's voice is something that makes me sick!
@ChristmasLore
@ChristmasLore 4 жыл бұрын
It does the same for me. And I'm French. Still can't get over the complete shock of him being actually elected.
@bloedekuh
@bloedekuh 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, but only in the beginning, now he makes me chuckle.
@suzannereilman4516
@suzannereilman4516 4 жыл бұрын
...might it be the nasal whining or the constant sniffling every four words..;)?
@Jungle-Life-Forever
@Jungle-Life-Forever 4 жыл бұрын
What Grown, Reasonable Man talks like that ---- My Uncle was a SUPER GENIUS --- I've literally have not heard anyone over the age of 5 talk like that
@JadeValour
@JadeValour 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the grown, reasonable people who cheer him at his rallys. This is truly terrifying.
@selalewow
@selalewow 4 жыл бұрын
Where did his "uncle" get his degree? Trump University?
@bradmoshpitt1275
@bradmoshpitt1275 4 жыл бұрын
He's probably the only person ever to use the adjective ''beautiful' when describing medical tests. But then again.. We know he's got the best words so..
@philguy8563
@philguy8563 4 жыл бұрын
A 'great super genius' thanks very much!
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 4 жыл бұрын
The weird part is Donny thinks this is somehow a plus for him.
@Sienn0
@Sienn0 4 жыл бұрын
The expressions on the faces of the men standing with Trump tell the story. They look like they are saying "please don't say anymore!!!"
@TerryTunes
@TerryTunes 4 жыл бұрын
The bumbling fool always has to make himself the center of attention, no matter what.
@LittleBlueOwl318
@LittleBlueOwl318 4 жыл бұрын
But they just stand there like fools and nod. They never speak up and tell the truth. Everything Trump touches dies because nobody will stand up to him.
@kauaibel
@kauaibel 4 жыл бұрын
OMG The faces of those next to him at the press conference while he's boasting about the most ridiculous crap. Classic. They are all screaming on the inside!!!
@aljoschalong625
@aljoschalong625 4 жыл бұрын
When Trump says "The tests are all perfect, like the letter was perfect…" stop the video and look at the faces. It's hilarious. Esp. the guy in the front right. You can see that he's thinking "OMG, what an idiot!"
@karenjohnston2844
@karenjohnston2844 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't trump understand that the "perfect phone call-letter-transcript are what got him impeached? Obviously he does not know the meaning of the word "perfect".
@hamsandwichson
@hamsandwichson 4 жыл бұрын
How does anybody bite their tounge in front of this moron??
@KH-pt6be
@KH-pt6be 4 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing when I watched it. That guys face was like "really?? This guy is an idiot!!" I had to keep rewinding to watch him.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
anyone got a time link?
@Lillith_Luna
@Lillith_Luna 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! I was watching them the whole time. Their expressions are priceless. 😳. I’m sure they were thinking what a moron.
@johncall293
@johncall293 4 жыл бұрын
Watching trump talk about his prefect letter, $1 watching the expressions on the CDC doctors faces, priceless.
@BrianHolmes
@BrianHolmes 4 жыл бұрын
When Trump compared the tests to his letter and the one eyeballed the camera I felt sort of sorry for them, they couldn't escape.
@johnedward3404
@johnedward3404 4 жыл бұрын
TRUMP IS LYING, AGAIN. THE HEALTHCARE WORKERS AT THE EPICENTER OF THE VIRUS LIFE CENTER IN WASHINGTON STATE HAVEN'T BEEN TESTED YET FOR THE VIRUS THEY'RE BEING TOLD THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH TEST KITS. TODAY WE FOUND 30 NEW CASES AT THE LIFE CENTER, AND IT TOOK THIS LONG AT THE EPICENTER OF THE VIRUS TO GET THE TESTS BACK.WHAT'S THE TESTS ARE DONE WE DON'T HAVE THE LABORATORY CAPABILITY SET UP TO PROCESS THE TEST. THIS IS MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ON A GIGANTIC SCALE. I VOTED FOR BERNIE SANDERS AND HEALTHCARE FOR ALL AND I BELIEVE HE WILL CRUSH TRUMP IN A LANDSLIDE IN NOVEMBER WHEN , SADLY, THIS VIRUS HAS DONE ITS DEADLY WORK
@81licker
@81licker 4 жыл бұрын
I know!! LOL 😆
@Craig496
@Craig496 4 жыл бұрын
"Okay, let me think about that... you're a monster." BRAVO!!!!
@pixiebells
@pixiebells 4 жыл бұрын
This proves what I've been saying for the past 3 years: Even if you voted for Trump & still believe in him, he doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about you life or day-to-day issues. All he cares about is himself & what makes him look like the best, the smartest, the strongest. He can't seem to discuss anything without relating it back to himself personally. Think about his actions not his words: He went golfing while his citizens were panicking & dying. If that doesn't prove how little he cares, I honestly don't know what will.
@JokersSerious
@JokersSerious 4 жыл бұрын
you left out the phrase "he thinks". he thinks he looks like the best, smartest, and strongest. a 5th grader could call him out as being full of shit, since even they have more integrity, intelligence, and common decency than this buffoon.
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 4 жыл бұрын
pixiebells He’ll be “fiddling” while America burns.
@GiGiM-1114
@GiGiM-1114 4 жыл бұрын
pixiebells ....my exact thoughts.
@bige5463
@bige5463 4 жыл бұрын
Wake up. All presidents do this. The Washing Times Article Aug 18 2016...Obama puts vacation above American people amid deadly Louisiana flooding.
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 4 жыл бұрын
How about trump using sharpie to explain a hurricane could've hit Alabama while it was killing people in Puerto Rico.
@crewby3
@crewby3 4 жыл бұрын
Those doctors hanging around him look REALLY embarrassed. I wish they would just have some guts and walk off, leaving him stranded.
@georgemccartney8906
@georgemccartney8906 4 жыл бұрын
That "You're a monster" had such a deep tone to it. I know it was mainly the punchline to the joke but it honestly felt like Stephen was just saying what he genuinely feels about Trump Edit: I never, in my life, thought I would ever hear someone describe a test as "beautiful". This man is just cray-cray
@sargonsrobot2552
@sargonsrobot2552 4 жыл бұрын
He was =Hates Trump my late mother had him on our answering machine saying I. hate you...love the guy.
@Ruffian_Xion
@Ruffian_Xion 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think any press conference in history has had so may 'WTF?' moments. There's another record for you Trump - good job!
@FrankieJamesNews
@FrankieJamesNews 4 жыл бұрын
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 4 жыл бұрын
Elmer Fudd, "I'm hunting bamboozles, hahahahahaha." Bamboozle, "That's what he thinks."
@johncall293
@johncall293 4 жыл бұрын
Great quote, great book.
@lindas.martin2806
@lindas.martin2806 4 жыл бұрын
Frankie Says if we do not get it back it is our fault, in my opinion. We nominate, we vote, we turn our backs, or we face our problems, solve them and move forward. We are AMERICANS!
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
stop drinking the koolaid and vote trump and his toadies out!
@EdricLysharae
@EdricLysharae 4 жыл бұрын
It is a small mercy that Sagan didn't live to see that quote manifest as much as it has under the presidency of Trump.
@terryjackson8773
@terryjackson8773 4 жыл бұрын
My brain hurts just looking at him. I feel so sorry for intelligent Americans and only you can stop him.
@scottmckenzie5476
@scottmckenzie5476 4 жыл бұрын
It's too late.
@dghost198
@dghost198 4 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s unbelievable. Where you from Terry?
@RellekEarth
@RellekEarth 4 жыл бұрын
@Scooters Videos at least 40% of us are morons. There is also a large portion who don't vote when they should and they are morons as well. So you're right, there is a high probability that most of us are morons
@deadmau56661
@deadmau56661 4 жыл бұрын
The intelligent are outnumbered 100 to 1 in America
@gordonanderson3111
@gordonanderson3111 4 жыл бұрын
WE CAN NOT STOP TRUMP - we tried , so hard to fight something that makes your brain hurt just looking at it. And then when he speaks!?!?
@jeffseaman4356
@jeffseaman4356 4 жыл бұрын
Well of course he's golfing... He couldn't care less about the American public. Malignant narcissism.
@cindym5896
@cindym5896 4 жыл бұрын
Shocked wen i herd he was golfing through this Health crisis.
@TalladSirhc
@TalladSirhc 4 жыл бұрын
*counldnt care less* is the phrase, youre saying the opposite of what you mean
@AakeTraak
@AakeTraak 4 жыл бұрын
As long as he's golfing he's doing less harm...
@jeffseaman4356
@jeffseaman4356 4 жыл бұрын
@MomoTheBellyDancerWhoops! Lol. Thanks. Will fix.
@jeffseaman4356
@jeffseaman4356 4 жыл бұрын
@@TalladSirhc Thanks! Fixed it. Lol.
@wendy5116
@wendy5116 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re a monster” 🙌🏻 -slay, Stephen, slay 🤗
@TheNerdGod76
@TheNerdGod76 4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Americans to have a President like this.
@LiveMusicOntario
@LiveMusicOntario 4 жыл бұрын
Can't go along with you on that.
@RockSmithStudio
@RockSmithStudio 4 жыл бұрын
We elected him.... until we amend that problem, it’s our own damn fault
@mermerdreams
@mermerdreams 4 жыл бұрын
thanks it feels worse than you think.
@kendradimauro7631
@kendradimauro7631 4 жыл бұрын
Dont feel sorry for us this country has never done so good
@TheCrazymom64
@TheCrazymom64 4 жыл бұрын
We do too, Andre
@marylegan2046
@marylegan2046 4 жыл бұрын
You can't test positive if you can't get a test.
@Kimberly....
@Kimberly.... 4 жыл бұрын
I think this is his intent.
@Anthony-nv7gd
@Anthony-nv7gd 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Legan I guess you don’t listen. Anyone who wants a test can have one. And they’re perfect.
@MetalSStar196
@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын
And you sure as hell can't test positive for HIV if you can't get the test.
@marylegan2046
@marylegan2046 4 жыл бұрын
@@Anthony-nv7gd lol
@sylviewalker7560
@sylviewalker7560 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't want to find out the real numbers.
@medionlvr
@medionlvr 4 жыл бұрын
“I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done", "I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not be a president that takes time off.” Trump said
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he says a lot of things.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 4 жыл бұрын
3 9 20 Hey@wingzerox100, Agree, lips moving-#LiarInChief; 16k lies & counting. Be well. v
@DylanAsfur
@DylanAsfur 4 жыл бұрын
The average gulf game is 4 hours. That is not a vacation. Every person deserves a few hours of rest at least.
@marvissmith4588
@marvissmith4588 4 жыл бұрын
Who was stupid enough to believe this?
@pdoggo64
@pdoggo64 4 жыл бұрын
@@DylanAsfur Yeah but he ranted about the last president playing golf, and called him out on Twitter for playing too much golf. People don't care that he is playing golf, they care that he clearly said he wouldn't play golf. Oh... And they care that he is lining his pockets by billing the American taxpayer for much of the costs, and the money is going to his failing golf clubs..
@planetmut
@planetmut 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in January 2021. 23.4 million cases, 390,000 deaths in the US. In just 10 months.
@Valentinathevamp
@Valentinathevamp 4 жыл бұрын
Young people - “Please VOTE” ! #Bernie2020 #VoteBlue2020, no matter who
@kevjer
@kevjer 4 жыл бұрын
Voteblue no matter what. Is Trump the new hitler or stalin or satan? Democrats sux too. No matterwho is a silly statement coming from a democrat.
@captlanc
@captlanc 4 жыл бұрын
Don't hashtag, vote and bring people out to vote. Have you seen Biden trying to form a coherent sentence? Have you seen him boast about cutting social security to balance the numbers? Things are chaotically bad right now, and I would argue that systematically bad is worse because chaotic bad doesn't thrive. If Trump gets reelected, we get two years before we get enough progressives in the house and Senate and impeach him. If Biden gets it, the progressive movement dies.
@baldgoldfish9968
@baldgoldfish9968 4 жыл бұрын
I'll vote blue if tulsi or Bernie get the nomination but i won't vote for a corrupt warmonger like biden no matter what.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevjer Drumf and this twisted version of what the gop has become are actively harming the country.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@baldgoldfish9968 "..no matter what" No, honey, you mean "....and I will help Trump get elected in November"
@MMuraseofSandvich
@MMuraseofSandvich 4 жыл бұрын
"This is the first crisis of Trump's presidency that he did not cause himself." I'm pretty sure he made the refugee/migrant crisis much worse, very much like he's doing to the federal government's response to COVID-19.
@Bluepaint2024
@Bluepaint2024 4 жыл бұрын
Morio Murase Do you live in the States? You are one of the only people that seems to understand that every “ problem” has been literally created by this bung hole President. Then he claims to fix it. The wall.....Jesus ( said in Spanish) yeah...... it was never anything to begin with. He is a vacuum cleaner salesman. He can clean anything. Conman, grifter. Liar. He is going to build a great big wall. A beautiful wall and the Mexicans will pay for it. I tell people that come to my door with that kind of nonsensical bs to go the f away!
@christal2641
@christal2641 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Trump certainly aggravated the NCoVD19 epidemic, ☣️beginning in 2017. That's when he dismanteled the integrated epidemic response system created by Obama after the Ebola crisis ☣️For the last 2 years Trump slashed the budget of the CDC, deleting 8,000 positions. Those people were developing new technology and systems to detect, track, develop treatments and vaccines. ☣️ We don't even have enough masks and personal protective equipment to protect health care workers treating NCoVD19 patients. All this would have been avoided had Trump just not damaged NIH, CDC, and the Security Council seat for epidemics.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
And with his multiple tax cuts for the already richest he has drastically reduced the economy's 'carrying capacity' for large scale efforts like federal support for workers who cannot go to work (cannot get paid, pay bills) because they or their business or local area have been told to stay home. 'The Donald' and the rest of his GOP economic leeches had a high old time taking tax cut after tax cut when there was no economic need or (for anyone but themselves) benefit and now, when large-scale economic efforts are needed.....the tank is empty.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
@ Hahaha, you're really trying to get over that mental gymnastic high bar aren't you? 'The Donald' repeatedly cut funding to organisations like the CDC including scrapping US overseas depts that would have, in this exact scenario, been able to help prevent the spread of the virus by providing support to overseas health organisations and governments but, nooooooooo, Drumf wanted those tax cuts to the richest few %.
@Anti-HyperLink
@Anti-HyperLink 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bluepaint2024 You are hands down the dumbest person on the planet.
@iamelectric30
@iamelectric30 4 жыл бұрын
Three recessions in a row; the Republicans bowled a Turkey.
@TheHighSorcerer
@TheHighSorcerer 4 жыл бұрын
Well, they elected a turkey, so...
@johnteprice6484
@johnteprice6484 4 жыл бұрын
HighSorcerer 😭😭😭
@MetalSStar196
@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын
That's. Too. FUNNY!!!!!!!!
@RM-ed1if
@RM-ed1if 4 жыл бұрын
Trickle Down don't work for the common man. Almost all of the nation's debt goes to the rich man.
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 4 жыл бұрын
Old Man Duff. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
@brothertaro2008
@brothertaro2008 4 жыл бұрын
The new Nero ... you know, fiddling while Rome burned.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын
Fiddling with his mushroom knob inside its adult diaper while America burns.
@AI-Assist-2024
@AI-Assist-2024 4 жыл бұрын
"Knowledge does not get passed down in the family." In T'Rumps case, only money 💰 was passed down in the family, and he blew that one too...
@tohrufhana3861
@tohrufhana3861 4 жыл бұрын
He's so comfortable with lying to his people and it is genuinely unsettling. Y'all need to wake up and smell the facism.
@okkietrooy7941
@okkietrooy7941 4 жыл бұрын
Does he know he is lying?
@captlanc
@captlanc 4 жыл бұрын
How could you be surprised anymore? And how are you not unsettled by the shit MSM is pulling?
@davorb7035
@davorb7035 4 жыл бұрын
He is a smart cookie
@santiagobenites
@santiagobenites 4 жыл бұрын
@@captlanc Only an idiot would try to whine about the MSM after watching Trump completely drop the ball on that one.
@captlanc
@captlanc 4 жыл бұрын
@@santiagobenites Oh, so because Trump is a buffoon, the MSM has no faults? The whole reason Trump got elected in the first place was because of these idiots covering every single piece of shit that he did 24/7.
@r.m7114
@r.m7114 4 жыл бұрын
i love the expressions of the guy in the red tie behind the other two guys he looks so done listening to trump's rambles
@TadashiYasahiro
@TadashiYasahiro 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re a monster!!!!” I am Tadashi Yasahiro and I approve that message!
@valentinarichard1602
@valentinarichard1602 4 жыл бұрын
It surprises me that someone just doesn't stop him in the middle of his speech and shout STFU.
@Tunenine
@Tunenine 4 жыл бұрын
Those men who were standing around Trump as he split out craziness, their facial expressions are priceless. They also have their hands in their pockets as if "holding on to not scream".
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
Why do we all have to be subjected to this idiocy
@aljoschalong625
@aljoschalong625 4 жыл бұрын
@@chloekey8043 Because you (not YOU obviously, but the American people) are so undereducated, greedy and gullible that you fell for a convicted fraudster even if it's obvious he's an idiot.
@LordBLB
@LordBLB 4 жыл бұрын
Check out the way their eyes respond. A LOT of heavy blinking every time he opens his mouth about stuff he clearly does NOT understand... sheesh.
@katiekarakondis3348
@katiekarakondis3348 4 жыл бұрын
they are digging into their own flesh to stifle the hysterical laughter about to burst out
@osodelososos5552
@osodelososos5552 4 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed that they didn’t show the rest of the clip where T said he understood this stuff so good maybe he should have been a doctor instead of running for President......at this point a lot of us wish he had done anything other than run for president!
@dinsel9691
@dinsel9691 4 жыл бұрын
If he became a Doctor, he would have killed far fewer people due to negligence
@pallao3500
@pallao3500 4 жыл бұрын
No, no, no! If Trump was a scientist, nobody would trust in science anymore! This is even more dangerous than nobody trusting in US minds anymore.
@Merliin03
@Merliin03 4 жыл бұрын
Pal läo being a doctor is not exactly the same as being a scientist. Just saying.
@76rjackson
@76rjackson 4 жыл бұрын
@@Merliin03 you don't know what being a doctor is. There's a reason it's called Medical Science. The gold standard of medicine is called "evidence based practice." And the field advances through research. Scientific research. So how is it MDs aren't scientists?
@pallao3500
@pallao3500 4 жыл бұрын
@@76rjackson He is partially right. You can have a Doctors degree without working as a scientist. However, we are talking about TRUMPS world view here, a man who believes he has a "great sense for science" because his uncle got a Doctors degree in Electrical Engineering.
@fatimamirza2100
@fatimamirza2100 4 жыл бұрын
My uncle once removed was a surgeon. I can perform heart transplants but I didn’t finish school!
@kaymclean4534
@kaymclean4534 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the looks on the faces of the people standing beside the President that are revealing.
@arthurjeremypearson
@arthurjeremypearson 4 жыл бұрын
I want a video channel where drumpflethinskin is photoshopped OUT of every video, his voice is gone, just subtitles of what he's saying, and we just see the people react. GET ON IT, REACT CHANNEL! #amerciansReact
@Twitchy_McExorcism
@Twitchy_McExorcism 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Trump once tweet that "if the DOW falls 2000 points in one day, the president should resign, no excuses!" ?
@knc3
@knc3 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Kherr no. It was a false tweet unfortunately. That one and the similar one about shooting the president out of a cannon.
@223Drone
@223Drone 4 жыл бұрын
@Joe Kherr That's been debunked.
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 4 жыл бұрын
Why yes he did.
@nightowlnativeflute9496
@nightowlnativeflute9496 4 жыл бұрын
I say if a president gains more than 200 pounds they should resign.
@bryanismyname7583
@bryanismyname7583 4 жыл бұрын
@@nightowlnativeflute9496 : William Howard Taft was a decent president.
@xyzcreate
@xyzcreate 4 жыл бұрын
*"The fun is contagious!"* -Princess Cruises
@charliesimar7541
@charliesimar7541 4 жыл бұрын
Did you see the faces of the others when Trump said, "The test is perfect, just like the letter was perfect."? It appeared as if they had suddenly felt symptoms of COVID-19. Or maybe is was just a wave of indigestion.
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt but it was worth going back to.
@shannonblack3513
@shannonblack3513 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Right?! I think I saw their souls try and leave.
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын
Nausea?
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 4 жыл бұрын
The guy in the red tie was having a hard time fighting overt contempt during the entire horror show.
@jillyburt
@jillyburt 4 жыл бұрын
tRump is surrounded by smart people(scientists) -- don't know how they can keep a straight face.
@chrisbarrett8817
@chrisbarrett8817 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re a Monster”. Enough said.
@ImNorman
@ImNorman 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the guy with the blue tie on the right almost roll his eyes when Trump said "the transcription was perfect."
@luigistv5775
@luigistv5775 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it's true!! They are uneasy, having to listen to that moron open his filthy mouth.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 4 жыл бұрын
They just can't believe that they have to stand there and pretend to respect this idiot...
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 4 жыл бұрын
8:32 And he sort of looks at the camera, like wtf?
@hemeoncn
@hemeoncn 4 жыл бұрын
You really need to watch the mouth breather with the green tie on his left.
@ourkeving
@ourkeving 4 жыл бұрын
Good catch and ty Cathyblj for the timecode. How does anyone suffer this lying, posturing, bufoon anymore?
@derekrobinson5259
@derekrobinson5259 4 жыл бұрын
DJT No class, all of the time. There is no bottom, everyday is now the new worst day in American politics.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
Just wait until he refuses to leave office after losing the election in November.
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 4 жыл бұрын
@@jessstuart7495 😲😲😥😥😢😢😭😭!!!!!
@vonjd
@vonjd 4 жыл бұрын
"the first crisis of Trump's presidency that he did not cause himself" - laughing my ass off 😂😂
@alexanderrussell7597
@alexanderrussell7597 4 жыл бұрын
Duds crisis like the Iranian missile attack with no injuries?
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderrussell7597 Did Trump cause an Iranian missile attack?
@bobg11
@bobg11 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderrussell7597 How is that a crisis
@12x2richter
@12x2richter 4 жыл бұрын
Given his cutting of the CDC, WHO, and the way he's handled it, I maintain that he DID largely cause it himself.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 4 жыл бұрын
@@12x2richter I have a feeling any crises caused by Obama you attributed to any cause but his own executive actions. Just a hunch. As for Trump though, ANYTHING that occurs during his admin is directly his fault.
@iamelectric30
@iamelectric30 4 жыл бұрын
It's a cruel, tragic, twist of fate that Trump of all people would be president during this time of crisis.
@babarazamsucks
@babarazamsucks 4 жыл бұрын
Old Man Duff 😡😡😡Exactly and another cruel, tragic, twist of fate is that my green card holding, moronic parents, don’t understand any of this and just want to say and think the opposite of whatever I have to say and just believe whatever these motherfucking media and news outlets have to report!🤬🤬🤬
@MrSiriusAB
@MrSiriusAB 4 жыл бұрын
...and him as a germaphobe, to contract this virus *fingers crossed*
@emeraldkat2167
@emeraldkat2167 4 жыл бұрын
@@babarazamsucks Its no consolation (especially if you are still underage and living with them), but a lot of us have had our parents or lived ones changed by the very same things. Religion can also get people to side with politics that is very harmful (see any fundamentalist religion). Set boundaries with them if it becomes toxic to be around.
@acefader96
@acefader96 4 жыл бұрын
It was only a matter of time...... BTW, I wonder how many Senate Republicans are second guessing their impeachment votes?
@dakotachannel8142
@dakotachannel8142 4 жыл бұрын
nah we deserve it. Its karma for all the racism and imperialism.
@L-92761
@L-92761 4 жыл бұрын
Can he go five minutes without describing something as perfect, excellent, amazing, beautiful, or the best!?
@willabyte8976
@willabyte8976 4 жыл бұрын
Only if he's describing it as a hoax, fake news, or lies from the Democrats
@atuma
@atuma 4 жыл бұрын
This "president" is so painful to watch. Who in their right minds would want to re-elect him?
@chekaschmeka4283
@chekaschmeka4283 4 жыл бұрын
Accomplices
@lynnquin8565
@lynnquin8565 4 жыл бұрын
The not-in-their-right -minds cultists who voted for him the first time.
@Joe-xo4yg
@Joe-xo4yg 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Far right minds right 🙃
@MrBalockaye
@MrBalockaye 4 жыл бұрын
Says a lot coming from someone watching and listening to Colbert for news, He is very dangerous. Colbert contradicting basic facts. I was actually impressed with pence’s press briefing yesterday. Haven’t seen that level of leadership out of a 2nd in some time. You should watch the press conference not Colbert, a silly comedian meant to put you to sleep at night; not a false panic. This is horrible, we all need to be informed and come together in order to protect the weakest among us. Peace.
@art213100
@art213100 4 жыл бұрын
uneducated in-breds...that's who. Let's hope some of them got educated.
@williamzabel2080
@williamzabel2080 4 жыл бұрын
That doctor is looking at him like; "what the hell is the matter with you?"
@jamieh4148
@jamieh4148 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone with a brain looks at trump like that. No rational person can imagine anyone as f'ing stupid as trump.
@RWald8888
@RWald8888 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone looks at him and thinks what the hell is the matter with you, nothing to see here.
@machigiceb7788
@machigiceb7788 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamieh4148 I was gonna say except for those who voted him.. but then i remembered that they also have the stupid that Donald Trump has
@winniegib31
@winniegib31 4 жыл бұрын
It looked like he was going to be ill. Just listening to that bull was too much to take.
@TheIslandScribe
@TheIslandScribe 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. All of the professionals in the clips of Trump look unhappy and incredulous and like they wish they were somewhere else. Anywhere else...
@Laura-wb8zt
@Laura-wb8zt 4 жыл бұрын
Always about himself never the country
@christophergonzalez8598
@christophergonzalez8598 4 жыл бұрын
It's called Kleptocracy hun. His decisions are based on bequeathing his family and friends wealth, although the majority of his friends claim to be his friend. He has used his position to better himself and not the people of this country. This man is the epitome of Kleptocracy.
@amilner5370
@amilner5370 4 жыл бұрын
We should really hold his doctor accountable for letting this madness to continue!
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
Or Trump's father for letting Trump survive childhood.
@zeewann
@zeewann 4 жыл бұрын
Just look at the faces of the men around him - they can't believe what they're hearing either. Lol.
@myriamickx7969
@myriamickx7969 4 жыл бұрын
zeewann : especially when he says : "The tests are there. They are perfect. Everybody that wants can get tested." Lies bigly.
@nancyprevost704
@nancyprevost704 4 жыл бұрын
Big but. They're doing nothing about it.
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 4 жыл бұрын
@@nancyprevost704 Yes, couldn't one of them just smash his face into a handy nearby petri dish? Oops, sorry, thought I wasn't saying that out loud...my apologies...
@nancyprevost704
@nancyprevost704 4 жыл бұрын
@@maggierezac5820 You're safe with me. I suggested making him prove he's not lying by injecting him with it!
@DrakeBurroughs
@DrakeBurroughs 4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely waiting for that moment when one official has had enough of this nonsense up to his eyeballs, and exclaims: "Trump, you're talking utter, utter bollocks!", and then everyone else joins in - "He's right. You're a sham of a travesty of a charade of a mockery of a president!"
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
FAKE NEWS! DEEP STATE!
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
FIRE THEM AND GET GREAT PATRIOTS IN THEIR PLACE! NO ONE TELLS FACTS ON THE WHITE HOUSE!
@rebeccaconklin1679
@rebeccaconklin1679 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, one the real experts tried to speak and bring the discussion a tad closer to reality, and Trump talked over him.😞
@wandafull12
@wandafull12 4 жыл бұрын
Republicans have no bollocks anymore. So please don’t hold your breath. It will be a future/retro party to restore any dignity. Tea Party brainwashing has to go.
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын
John Riordan: We've ALL been waiting for that special, observant little boy to proclaim "But daddy, 'e's nekkid, ain't 'e?"
@Quilters53
@Quilters53 4 жыл бұрын
I love the guy to the left of Trump....he has that look on his face like, “I don’t believe a word you are saying”
@kevincrady2831
@kevincrady2831 4 жыл бұрын
He spent the whole press conference thinking, "What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......" :)
@laVIEchef
@laVIEchef 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame he didn’t find his balZ & scream it out loud for amerika’s sake! ...smh😤
@be-nice7511
@be-nice7511 4 жыл бұрын
“Let me think about it, your a monster”😂 words more true never spoken
@stbsabs4370
@stbsabs4370 4 жыл бұрын
Democracy and socialism are the same thing. Historically wherever people’s health and education have been taken care of people became more productive and the economy improved massively (Norway, Denmark, Canada, Sweden, Australia). Think about it. The US owes 23 trillion, China 5 trillion and the planet altogether 80 trillion. There are institutions/entities around the world able to lend that kind of money to governments. If they are more fairly taxed they will only lose a bit of luxury and in fact they might become more productive and happy. Not a bad deal for seeing people around you also improving and also being happier and more productive. Definition of word social is (where the word socialism comes from obviously) ‘relating to society and living together in an organized/civilized way’. Black people have 10 times more chances to make money and live a better quality life in Europe. Please take the time to vote.
@AndromedaD
@AndromedaD 4 жыл бұрын
That's not true at all. Democracy is a form of government where everyone gets a vote. We're not a democracy, we're a republic. We vote for people to vote for us. Socialism is more based on the economy? Like, everyone owns everything. Our roads and public schools are socialist, but you don't own the local chemical plant.
@Fly2kill1
@Fly2kill1 4 жыл бұрын
Dotto we want a social democracy. I wish people would stop using the world socialism. They are two totally different things.
@AndromedaD
@AndromedaD 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fly2kill1 That's what Stbs used. They said socialism and democracy are the same thing. I'm not arguing the benefits of either system, just that they are different.
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 4 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%. What everyone in the real media needs to do is pound Trump daily on his defunding of the CDC and the dismantling of the worldwide infectious disease surveillance network that had been in place for decades. That is the most dangerous thing Trump has done and will affect all Americans. Trump's complete ignorance was demonstrated when he said those ppl were unnecessary and “do nothings”, he’d hire more ppl if needed. He and his sycophantic fellow ignoramuses are completely unaware of what those people do, so claim they "doing nothing." I worked at CDC in the Infectious Disease Branch. I worked on the anthrax bioterrorism attack in 2001. I worked on SARS. I worked on multitudes of other outbreaks, only some of which made our national news...West Nile virus, Rift Valley Fever virus, Nipah virus, Hendra virus, Hanta Virus, Ebola virus, and innumerable other smaller outbreaks. New ones come up annually and no one knows which will "break out." Outbreaks do not take a break to allow us to get up to speed. They start, then they spread as fast as they are able. The only thing standing in their way is people IN PLACE AND READY TO RESPOND when it happens. Trumps claim that "we will hire more people if needed" is pure ignorance. He has no idea what he is dealing with, and sadly neither do any of the yes-men he has hired. All are utterly ignorant. This really proves how utterly unfit Trump is to lead the country. I’m just wondering... Are you Trump supporters tired of all this winning yet? Are you prepared to kill the virus with your AK57s, when you or your family member becomes infected? Or will you just pray it away, like Pence believes is the cure for Homosexuals?
@sadiestoltzfus9798
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 жыл бұрын
Democracy and socialism are not the same thing.Democracy is a form of government where people elect representative's that share they're views. Socialism is a philosophy of communism. Where the government tax's your paycheck to pay for what you believe to be free. Do you want to pay higher tax's? Because you will if you want a socialist government. It has nothing to do with being social. You seem to think socialism is "peace and love". It's not. If you are in college, pay you're own way. Because it seems college kids are not learning anything.
@scottmcfadyen293
@scottmcfadyen293 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, the pro-life president .. "Leave them at sea, as they are screwing with my numbers !"
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 4 жыл бұрын
scott mcfadyen “NoT oUr fAuLt” what kind of petulant imbecile says something like that of citizens he’s supposed to lead?
@allak9302
@allak9302 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought!
@justthefactsmaam5213
@justthefactsmaam5213 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff B I’m so glad you said supposed to lead...I salute you... truest words
@TerryTunes
@TerryTunes 4 жыл бұрын
@Jethro Tull Donald can only wish to be as intelligent as our talented comedians on late night TV. He's one jealous malignant narcissist. He certainly provides mountains of material.
@scottmcfadyen293
@scottmcfadyen293 4 жыл бұрын
@DB Stevens Just wait.
@AlessandraLioness
@AlessandraLioness 4 жыл бұрын
“You are a M O N S T E R” The most effective summary ever of every single action that awful being has done one earth.
@magicshopmumma2042
@magicshopmumma2042 4 жыл бұрын
The problem is the experts are too afraid to contradict him. They have looks of astonishment on their faces but maybe they are too flabergasted to speak. Glad you own him and not us.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
cause if they contradict him, he fires them & replaces them with idiots who will pray the virus away, so they are trying to uphold their oath to help people as much as they can & know that to do that, they have to keep trump on side. Scary! Think of it like Schindler not contradicting Nazi policies
@amplelola23
@amplelola23 4 жыл бұрын
Mr John Trump, the great genius scientist we never heard of.
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 4 жыл бұрын
@QueenOfTheClouds, I just did the Google on dear old Uncle John & one of the things he was noted for was the 'ability' to use microwaves to sanitize waste water?? That whole mess got .. muddy in my brain. And something about 'death rays' that he wanted no part of.. Worth a check! Peace!
@gordonanderson3111
@gordonanderson3111 4 жыл бұрын
I also just did a quick search on this super genius - and his main accomplishment was radiation therapy, such as the treatments that hastened the daeth of my father... IMAGINE if he had discovered that cannabis cures cancer, at a dosage of 2 drops of Indica oil per day - THEN he would have been a real super genius, and like me find himself shunned, banished from medicine and science and made "a homeless person" for life, as i have been.
@lil2nerdy645
@lil2nerdy645 4 жыл бұрын
I thought John Trump was the scientist who discovered the formula to orange melanin.
@AlbertaGeek
@AlbertaGeek 4 жыл бұрын
@@gordonanderson3111 Downvoted for advocating pseudoscience.
@skelitonking117
@skelitonking117 4 жыл бұрын
Gordon Anderson lmfao now you’re just spreading completely false information. Cannabis cannot *CURE* Cancer, this is not an argument.
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
"Instead of monitoring the situation, Trump spent the weekend golfing." Well now, think about this for a moment. This is the man who did not originally have any idea where Puerto Rico was? This is the man who initially believed there were limits to how far north a drought could go. This is the man who credits the accomplishments of US Marines in his campaign commercials, as if, somehow, he had a hand in them. This is the man who once owned a casino, and under his leadership, it went _bankrupt._ This is the man who swore that he could handle health insurance for the nation, and then expressed surprise that it was complicated. This is the man who was surprised that US troops had successfully taken out a terrorist leader by doing something _other_ than walking up to the door of his hideout, knocking, and politely asking to be let in. This is the man who cannot pronounce the words "United States." Does anyone _really_ want him trying to use the resources of the US to handle a pandemic? No, no. Keep him occupied and uninvolved so the experts can work.
@therealivydawg
@therealivydawg 4 жыл бұрын
Just think he could have been removed if only the Republicans would have. But no this is there guy. We aren't done winning yet.
@colinmoore7460
@colinmoore7460 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Trump complain about Obama playing golf? I think Trump has played golf more times in one year than Obama did in eight!
@alexisxolorena
@alexisxolorena 4 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2020 !!!!!!
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
@Sigmund Q Freud Hey, um, 2012 called. They want their notion back.
@stasiaspade1169
@stasiaspade1169 4 жыл бұрын
@Sigmund Q Freud 6 business bankruptcies!
@jackpinesavage1628
@jackpinesavage1628 4 жыл бұрын
The ability to laugh during the storm, which is on our horizon, will be medicine for many of those living in chaos. I appreciate your work, Stephen.
@christelheadington1136
@christelheadington1136 4 жыл бұрын
Once you've seen these clips w/Trump, a few times, start concentrating on the faces of the people around him.
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 4 жыл бұрын
Always fun to see Trump Toadies and actual experts mixed together. CDC viral experts were all like “Uhhhh what the fuck did he just say that?” Whereas Trump Bootlickers are always like “Yep sir that segue made perfect sense, you are great, may I kiss your ass please?”
@pynn1000
@pynn1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@JB-xl2jc There's a woman, salt and pepper hair, who appears among the experts. I wish I knew who she is. Her face says everything, and she occasionally mouths "no" without shaking her head.
@lurienrawson1021
@lurienrawson1021 4 жыл бұрын
I hope we have to make friends and then die kids in the school morning and I will bring her to to her class and then she
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
"The vast majority of things will be alright." People, Donnie.. we call them 'people', not 'things'.
@rascallyrabbit8548
@rascallyrabbit8548 4 жыл бұрын
only numbers to him
@nlocks6941
@nlocks6941 4 жыл бұрын
“Let me think about it..... you’re a monster”... couldn’t agree more
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 4 жыл бұрын
Remember the numbers in November America! VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO 2020!
@Defied_-vw2jz
@Defied_-vw2jz 4 жыл бұрын
@@matta8569 Aww you all naive-denial right wings, you guys cant put up with a person with a high caliber vocabulary as Sir Biden but you all trumptards can only tolerate happy meal explanations 😅😅...
@MrGtown77
@MrGtown77 4 жыл бұрын
Trumpism must be eliminated
@Defied_-vw2jz
@Defied_-vw2jz 4 жыл бұрын
"After 3 years of pissing away taxs dollars and doing nothing" Okay but yet trump goes golfing on the weekends flying to and from "Marine one" and your paying for it... And all the while your taking dumps in the forrest.. @forrest stump .
@justthefactsmaam5213
@justthefactsmaam5213 4 жыл бұрын
forrest stump say it ain’t so dude...I just can’t believe for one second that Americans can be that dumb again
@danielessex2162
@danielessex2162 4 жыл бұрын
@@matta8569 actually it has been shown the Trump has taken more time off than Bush and Obama combined so uhhh that is also on American tax dollars which is why he only goes to his hotels and resorts because he gets to over charge the tax payers.....
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the Right Wingers to swoop in blaming the drop in the market on the women ringing the bell.
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 4 жыл бұрын
or how Hilary and Obama conspired to wreck the economy
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 4 жыл бұрын
Give them a day, maybe two
@Bluepaint2024
@Bluepaint2024 4 жыл бұрын
That is sad at how funny that is and how true all at the same time. 😂
@a.b.2850
@a.b.2850 4 жыл бұрын
I tried to look up Fox News videos to look up comments from his groupies defending him.. haven't seen any, have you? Are they still supporting and agreeing with his actions?
@NinjaSaitama
@NinjaSaitama 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.b.2850 they're too busy buying toilet paper
@caru3257
@caru3257 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot take someone wearing a red cap seriously.
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
Trump and the GOP: "For those who are about to die from the virus, we salute you."
@PsiQ
@PsiQ 4 жыл бұрын
So you dont like Santa. With his red+white hat, and the free gifts aaand... Okay. Thinking about it. Also a lie under that other hat.
@Kallan007
@Kallan007 4 жыл бұрын
"Epidemiology is not genetic!" Colbert said. "Knowledge does not get passed down in the family - that's why, no matter how much we all know it now, future generations are going to have to learn for themselves that you're an idiot." Now this is genius! LOL
@Rayzersword
@Rayzersword 4 жыл бұрын
Just so this is clear, MIT is essentially an engineering and technical school, not a med school. Going to MIT has absolutely 0 to do with the coronavirus anyway lol.
@lynnstlaurent6789
@lynnstlaurent6789 4 жыл бұрын
Rayzersword and uncle was an electrical engineer. Surprise!
@Markle2k
@Markle2k 4 жыл бұрын
@@lynnstlaurent6789 He did work on X-ray machines for a while.
@justthefactsmaam5213
@justthefactsmaam5213 4 жыл бұрын
Tone Hwang so cool to see someone defending MIT a great school rather than trump a not so great prez...I salute you ...
@MrSiriusAB
@MrSiriusAB 4 жыл бұрын
Italy is really taking this whole hoax thing seriously /s
@BrianHolmes
@BrianHolmes 4 жыл бұрын
Even the Pope himself is in on it, makes you wonder what's real don't it. ;)
@Virus-wc5vt
@Virus-wc5vt 4 жыл бұрын
MrSiriusAB My prayers go out to my families over there 😓
@lcflngn
@lcflngn 4 жыл бұрын
“Our numbers” he’s killing me. Possibly literally, but also omg this insane man is a thorough disaster.
@philhardackermann4366
@philhardackermann4366 4 жыл бұрын
Put that crazy red cap guy back in his cell, immediately.
@colleens1878
@colleens1878 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed... he is a monster Strong leadership would make a difference in a situation like this, and we get well him. What the hell does having a relative in science make someone an expert?? The tests are beautiful We all gonna die
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
@ Hope you didn't pay much for that strawman, there.
@jamesfetes8618
@jamesfetes8618 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t like trump but this mess ain’t his fault. Besides if you think Joe is the answer good luck. Why must this country keep pushing these 80 years in office we need someone younger and fresher!
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfetes8618 The existence of a new virus is not his fault. His lack of ability to listen to people who actually know what to do, his obsession with "how can I make myself look good", his dismantling of organisations that were set up **specifically** for this sort of scenario.......that is his fault.
@whitneymohrhauser8753
@whitneymohrhauser8753 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfetes8618 The existence of the virus is not the Republicans and Democrats fault. So it is not Trump fault. As President it is Trump's is at fault for his response to the Coronavirus (covid 19).
@tomogden2432
@tomogden2432 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfetes8618 - this mess IS Trump's fault. He slashed the CDC's budget and fired most of the people in the federal government who would have been responsible for a pandemic response plan. If you don't like Trump, stop making idiotic statements in his defense.
@jantschierschky3461
@jantschierschky3461 4 жыл бұрын
I must say in my life, I never seen anyone that selfish, self centered, inconsiderate, smartarse like trump.
@krelltechnology
@krelltechnology 4 жыл бұрын
I doubt anyone has at this point
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
So you never watched Jersey Shore then?
@TeamLegacyFTW
@TeamLegacyFTW 4 жыл бұрын
@@telectronix1368 Hell no wtf😂
@jantschierschky3461
@jantschierschky3461 4 жыл бұрын
@@telectronix1368 I rather shoot myself
@ZodyZody
@ZodyZody 4 жыл бұрын
Watching the expressions on those men around him is revealing!
@MagicDragonKatt
@MagicDragonKatt 4 жыл бұрын
8:40 the expression of the man on the right speaks volumes
@Shun-the-Sun
@Shun-the-Sun 4 жыл бұрын
That was the first thing i noticed too! He is clearly disgusted with the moron.
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is the modern day Nero, golfing while America goes down the toilet.
@clij5202
@clij5202 4 жыл бұрын
It Was A Good Idea At The Time let him golf the whole day. And keep him away so the medical experts can take over undisturbed.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, if he just goes golfing things would probably get better.
@zachaddington5264
@zachaddington5264 4 жыл бұрын
He's an American idiot, the cornovirus, will self quartine itself because it can in contact with trump
@pythonxz
@pythonxz 4 жыл бұрын
@Rick Ton "In charge" gives him too much credit. It's more like he is just gathering information from the experts.
@brianhelgerson87
@brianhelgerson87 4 жыл бұрын
Just like every one of his failed businesses. There's a pattern here, somewhere...
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 4 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect time to bring up an old quote I saw which I wish I could take credit for. It's never been truer. "When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful and distressing for other people. Same applies to stupid"
@ebattleon
@ebattleon 4 жыл бұрын
Best laugh I had whole day :D
@cF-wf1jv
@cF-wf1jv 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais, no?
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 4 жыл бұрын
@@cF-wf1jv might be, I read it somewhere, but it does sound a bit like him
@cF-wf1jv
@cF-wf1jv 4 жыл бұрын
I know he said it to Colbert at one point.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
On the upside, at least when Donnie finally goes to identify the NASDAQ's body in the morgue, he'll have to walk past all the COVID victims he's trying so hard to put there.
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 4 жыл бұрын
Japan: We admit we made a mistake quarantining people on the cruise ship. Trump: I think we should quarantine people the cruise ship.
@bjasmine
@bjasmine 4 жыл бұрын
His ONLY reason for wanting them kept on the ship is he doesn't want the "infected numbers in the US" going up. He is sick.
@gilly198
@gilly198 4 жыл бұрын
@@bjasmine Agreed!
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
@@bjasmine but covid 19 ain't to blame.
@victoriasvisions
@victoriasvisions 4 жыл бұрын
@@bjasmine Trump did not make the call to keep them on the ship. ARE YOU STUPID? YEP
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Does Trump ever do anything right?
@massimookissed1023
@massimookissed1023 4 жыл бұрын
If the transcript was so perfect, why has he still not released it ? Is it stapled to his school grades and tax returns ?
@massimookissed1023
@massimookissed1023 4 жыл бұрын
@ , au contraire! What Donald _did_ put out specifically says on it _"this is not a verbatim transcript"_ , it's a redacted gist of the 'perfect' phone call, and even _that_ shows he's guilty as hell. So we can only imagine that the _actual_ transcript would be way worse for Donald.
@shannonblack3513
@shannonblack3513 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry America. Melania has a new Tennis Pavilion. Carry on.
@Teddybear-72
@Teddybear-72 4 жыл бұрын
The whole trump/kushner freak show just luuuurv spending taxpayer $ on themselves!
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
'She really doesn't care, do you?'
@3fammy
@3fammy 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 4 жыл бұрын
They just couldn't stand what that basketball court signified, could they....
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 4 жыл бұрын
Probably won't even be used.
@brianschlicher59
@brianschlicher59 4 жыл бұрын
"This is the first crisis Trump did not cause himself, and he is shanking it." Great line. Way to step up and lead orange baby.
@dreamwolf7302
@dreamwolf7302 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm, i wonder what other crises he supposedly caused? Iran? No pretty sure, they caused that when they bombed a US embassy... Maybe NK? No wait...thats been ongoing for over 50 years. Are they talking about racism? Because not sure if anyone noticed, but Obama had nothing but nice things to say about the 4 black teens who beat and tortured a white special needs man. Or maybe they mean the 'economic' crisis, which is odd, since the US GDP hit points that Obama claimed were impossible, and have held steady there for some time...oh wait right, according to CNN and MSNBC, if people are not poor, and have money to spend, that is bad, because they are less likely to want Big Brother to step and give them things at the expense of others.
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Trump failed to handle all the crisises he did cause beyond putting out false bullet points. But to hear it from him, he thrives in chaos.
@tiberiussempronious6252
@tiberiussempronious6252 4 жыл бұрын
@@dreamwolf7302 - You have a very short memory...
@brianschlicher59
@brianschlicher59 4 жыл бұрын
@@Asher_Tye This is true. The trade war with China (and it's impact on American farmers, Iran's bad behavior due to Trump's unilateral pullout of the nuclear agreement, ISIS fighters escaping into a chaotic syria after another unilateral pullout, and the list goes on. Trump tries to downplay failure, create success from nothing, and when cornered blame others including past administrations. This is untenable.
@syverexion
@syverexion 4 жыл бұрын
You're all really senseless. How on earth can this pandemic be the Presidents fault. Have you really thought about it. Other smaller nations have worst stats for the rate of the spread of the infection and due to your sick hatred for this president, you wish to politicize a disease. Get a life.
@FCara100
@FCara100 4 жыл бұрын
I just LOVE how Baptiste hints at Ellington while Colbert talks about packed subway trains. Brilliant :)
@MegaPishoo
@MegaPishoo 4 жыл бұрын
From The New Yorker: Cruise-Ship Passengers Demand to Be Housed at Mar-a-Lago
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
lol sounds good :) I mean I'm sure there's plenty of rooms free there too! PERFECT solution for a PERFECT call on a PERFECT virus :))
@Roof_Pizza
@Roof_Pizza 4 жыл бұрын
The restaurant there gets fined often for poor hygiene. I'd think twice about that.
@thomaspalazzolo5902
@thomaspalazzolo5902 4 жыл бұрын
He did get his mother's hair and his father's racism, though.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
But not his father's love.
@katherineprongos3929
@katherineprongos3929 4 жыл бұрын
@@telectronix1368 Sociopaths cannot love.
@katherineprongos3929
@katherineprongos3929 4 жыл бұрын
Would that one of them had been sterile, preferably both.
@wu_v
@wu_v 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂That made me literally LOL
@teddyquinones4234
@teddyquinones4234 4 жыл бұрын
DNA?
@RiN_edits
@RiN_edits 4 жыл бұрын
“Avoid crowds as much as possible”, introverts are gonna love this
@caru3257
@caru3257 4 жыл бұрын
Noted.
@Megumi646
@Megumi646 4 жыл бұрын
Not if we need a job to pay our rent. Stuck on the crowded MTA for four hours Monday-Friday.
@Vanadisphoto
@Vanadisphoto 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing! Hahaha. I don't know who's best. *The man with the red tie that looks like he's about to barf or actually punch the idiot, the woman trying not to burst into laughter or the right man in glasses who looks like he's thinking "I wish I was in quarantine with the virus instead of here".*
@katiekarakondis3348
@katiekarakondis3348 4 жыл бұрын
that clip should go viral..it is the best
@markthomas3130
@markthomas3130 4 жыл бұрын
One day, in the future, it's gonna be pretty hilarious thinking I can watch these monologues day by day and relive the whole Trump administration. What a treat that'll be
@2222isabella
@2222isabella 4 жыл бұрын
Just when you think he can't be more stupid, he manages to top it. That alone is worth to be mentioned in the Guinessbook of records. What comes next ???
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын
just waiting for him to either bunker down somewhere unknown or who knows go to antarctica and wait it out?? yes, i hope he does that,,
@Dheurtay
@Dheurtay 4 жыл бұрын
at what point will you understand the deception of the media ... how many lies do you need?
@2222isabella
@2222isabella 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dheurtay What the world doesn't need are the lies coming out of the mouth of a man who believes in "alternative truth". Neither do I.
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dheurtay ha,, it,s Stephen Colbert,,not Walter Cronkite,,he,s supposed to be funny, and he succeeds bigly,,,
@Dheurtay
@Dheurtay 4 жыл бұрын
​@@2222isabella lol
@dHolbach77
@dHolbach77 4 жыл бұрын
45* has never even done an hour of work in his entire spoiled elitist existence. Bernie 2020!
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 4 жыл бұрын
Or any Democrat at this point, I don't care who.
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
Hang on. The passengers on the cruise liner were fighting over _rotten food?_ Not only did we not permit them to dock, but we opted not to even provide them with _fresh food?_ Commission a few rafts, put the food in the rafts, and leave them at sea for the liner to pick up. I mean the food doesn't necessarily have to be gourmet, but we can keep the passengers fed.
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын
Fauler Perfektionist: Yes, but that's ignoring the fact that rotten food is the baseline groundstate for cruise ships.
@suzannereilman4516
@suzannereilman4516 4 жыл бұрын
Fauler Perfektionist ...yet ANOTHER reason NEVER to go on a cruise ship....on their BEST days, they are floating petri dishes....:;../
@SnarkasticSunny
@SnarkasticSunny 4 жыл бұрын
Of course we CAN...Trump must think they're all Democrats out to get him. Not to worry, just as before, he will eventually let them off ship & let 'em loose in CA. He hates CA! (It's a mutual disgust relationship!)
@johnestafanos3007
@johnestafanos3007 4 жыл бұрын
*The economy tumbles Naturally, Trump spends however much it costs to pay for him to golf in Florida
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 4 жыл бұрын
It's not his money he is spending, it's ours, he's actually giving it to himself and it's over 1 million dollars a trip.
@LetoAtreides82
@LetoAtreides82 4 жыл бұрын
Did you see the reaction from the doctor to Trump's left when Trump said the test kits are almost as perfect as his Ukrainian call transcript? He looked like he was about to vomit.
@themousethatroared3371
@themousethatroared3371 4 жыл бұрын
Can we stop "winning" yet?😵
@LWWM
@LWWM 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dead!!!🤣🤣🤣
@silverwhi
@silverwhi 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being on that ship..... O_O Everyone on that ship probably lost faith in their country...
@Comdev11
@Comdev11 4 жыл бұрын
Trump heard that the boat was full of democrats and CNN reporters.
@TheBlueB0mber
@TheBlueB0mber 4 жыл бұрын
Every other president: we will protect our citizens around the world Trump You got sick on a boat? Sounds like a “you” problem. 😷
@macdelttorres3366
@macdelttorres3366 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they realize that they are just a number not worth saving.... let that sink in...
@justthefactsmaam5213
@justthefactsmaam5213 4 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn’t feel it’s necessary to rescue nevertrumpers lol
@leo16seanow7
@leo16seanow7 4 жыл бұрын
Bet they won't vote for Trump again...🤦🏾‍♂️
@c.michellesparks2925
@c.michellesparks2925 4 жыл бұрын
For all the people who think he's "playing 4D chess" and this is just a persona, just exactly what else needs to happen?!
@Bluepaint2024
@Bluepaint2024 4 жыл бұрын
C.Michelle Sparks They thought he was honestly a “ stable genius” .......he is a vacuum cleaner salesman. Conman.
@SunflowerSpotlight
@SunflowerSpotlight 4 жыл бұрын
Bread and circuses, masks and hand sanitizer. We’re living the fall of Rome.
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 4 жыл бұрын
Was there ever better proof of the old saying "There's no fool like an old fool" ? His stupidity and arrogance know no limits
@erichnussbaum
@erichnussbaum 4 жыл бұрын
Being stupid means that he doesn't realise that he's stupid!
@ca6177
@ca6177 4 жыл бұрын
Erich Nussbaum I fear you are right!
@HarvestMoon2049
@HarvestMoon2049 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. What a time capsule from the tipping point of the U.S. shut down.
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