When They Go Low, We Go LIVE: Watch Stephen Colbert's Monologue From Night 1 Of The RNC

[@robashton8606]

We had people in Europe that used to give speeches like this about eighty years ago. It took five years of war and millions of deaths to get rid of them.

[@likebot.]

Worth it.

[@kravlonarussia990]

@osborne007 they moved to the United States lol!!!

[@D0eDeL]

Maybe its time to repay...

[@grandmaster-grouch]

lol bravo. we americans are ignorant of ignorance.. it is something that's becoming more clear. a nation of entitled people fighting for things that we can all fix individually but instead we focus on feelings and not self improvement. I mean Im a democrat I want to understand this whole republican philosophy. its definitions do not serve its actions, i guess the same is true for democrats, but i still feel science is on our side. lol I dont know a single democratic flat earther. #truestory

[@AlexMafija]

Like Bot the human Race will always need wars and killings for things to change It’s about time Now

[@JesterLind]

Evelyn's laughter fills Stephen with spirit, and it's beautiful.

[@LassieGal]

It really is beautiful. You're right.

[@Maryam-mz7jo]

i love that they have a camera set up for her now

[@LassieGal]

@Alan Brown ikr

[@mariesinging7654]

If your wife THINKS YOUR JOKES ARE FUNNY YOU ARE GOOD.!!!.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ivory7777]

i do prefer her laugh then those audience

[@jostimantatarigan7657]

kinda disappointed that kimberly woman did not end her speech with "let the hunger games begin".

[@MichaelFlynn0]

my daughter in Thailand is watching that atm - and I thought, how appropriate. Three fingers :)

[@RusTsea196T]

That is the gist of her speech. Assemble your Tributes now...

[@telectronix1368]

That's Wednesday

[@abigailchipman8732]

And may the odds be ever in your favor!

[@jenniferhamilton7123]

She's not well.

[@iLOVEpalestineNlebanonFOREVER]

Stephen giving his monologues in a room with his laughing wife and kids is the cherry on top of an already awesome show. Them laughing at him is both hilarious and adorable. Also, Stephen laughing at his own jokes is an awesome addition too. Not only does it make his jokes even funnier, but the fact that he seems to laugh almost always after his wife does is adorable to watch. I've always loved Stephen's monologues but recently I'm loving them more than ever. Also, I love these two they are a beautiful couple.

[@gregsmith7809]

What fun in the bubble!

[@Erizou90]

I want to build a family like theirs, honestly. So much love for each other and you can tell how smitten he is!

[@katmcclaw817]

That Kimberly chick is scary. Like, she honestly sounds like she's in a cult.

[@gdragon521]

It's especially funny because the room is empty

[@hidinginsight1879]

Whoa, yeah!!! She does! Omg, Good thing she wasn't speaking in German or that would've sounded like the WORST cult in history!

[@RoyJic]

She sounded like a tryhard Melania impersonator having a road rage.

[@shabbydooforever]

That was exactly my thought....Thats how cultists are! Very different from who they pretend to be....coz there s no Christ there!

[@bobbiezaborsky9647]

drumpf jr likes gavin newsome sloppy seconds😂😂😂😂

[@MlDNlTEOWL]

Stephen's marriage is the most adorable relationship on television. Marry someone who makes you laugh like this.

[@MrFateorfaith]

Their back and forth makes me smile every time

[@chaosengine4597]

better than the ole' audience thingy. Great he swapped from overcrowded places to this refugium because of.... ok, let's not go there.

[@mrpicky1868]

its all a hoax ! Trump 2020 ! ))))

[@BeeWhistler]

@@mrpicky1868 I only wish Trump's campaign was a hoax. I was sure the last one was. I hope they're paying you well for your posts, though. Seems only fair to get a good price for your soul.

[@mrpicky1868]

@@BeeWhistler lol? you dont see smiles? i am clearly joking

[@krejados1]

The background giggles rate far higher than a studio laugh track.

[@corvusdove874]

Honestly it surprises me KZbinrs aren't using laughtracks of just a couple of people giggling.

[@waz207]

I came on to say almost the same thing! Her giggles got me laughing!

[@krejados1]

@@waz207 Me too! So delightful...

[@mouniquebouziane]

@@corvusdove874qPÀÀA

[@theotterguy]

He never had a laugh track.It was a live audience (before covid)

[@robinsgirl9236]

Kimberly sounds a bit like Hitler. Screaming through speeches. Scary

[@zoefang4563]

My sentiments exactly..

[@merlejones2222]

She scared the shite out of our cat .... we still cant find her

[@daftzilla]

Definitely made my blood run cold

[@MEDPR0S]

I imagined her speaking in german or Italian. I still dont know she said, every time I watch it, shes speaking german.

[@marcbrehaut9510]

Haha! Yep, she wouldn’t do something elitist like speak in a foreign language yet I swear I heard “eine volk, eine reich, eine fuhrer!”

[@peachjackson3856]

Jesus Christ she’s scary. I haven’t been so terrified since.....like yesterday living in this country.

[@sutheeraberisha-mead3937]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she’s nut!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@changethewayyouage8139]

hahahaha

[@jemiebridges3197]

Now imagine her calling the police on you for just existing. Everyday of my life ☠️

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Mary Ray That lines not getting much love, do you think you’re overdoing it by posting it on every thread?

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Flashy Paws Well, Mary has certainly perfected that.

[@moira5675]

But why would they keep the auditorium empty when they are pushing for schools to open?

[@RusTsea196T]

This comment needs to be repeated over and over and over!

[@constancepeterson6156]

Good point, Maria.

[@gemanscombe4985]

B/c their kids certainly don't go to public schools., and they have no reason to ever visit one.

[@tvdavis]

gem anscombe: 100% this! They don’t care about schools opening and the possibility of bringing the virus home to vulnerable loved ones, because THEIR kids don’t go to overcrowded schools with lax sanitation & no room for distancing. True private schools (not these storefront ‘charter schools’) will protect and serve the children of the wealthy.

[@jessicaholscher4097]

i love hearing his wife laugh off camera, and i love how happy he gets when he makes her laugh.

[@DroCaMk3]

It was especially great in this one. Sounded like everyone was rolling on the floor for more than half of it. I think this is so much funnier and more honest than the constant yelling and screaming and clapping. I love it

[@saeidnikbakht3886]

we heared this a million times this past months! do you have something new to say? no offense to stephen, he is my all time favorite host, but this sentence is really really needs to stop. every single video someone say this, i dont know but it's just because of attention that people say this every time.

[@sympthylost]

saeid nikbakht well, cuz it's true. Don't you have something more important to complain about?

[@saeidnikbakht3886]

@@sympthylost just shut the hell up if you can't understand my point. i'm not complaining, i'm saying it's already enough to talk about someone else's wife!

[@DocRobert]

saeid nikbakht I feel for you and love you, and whatever you are going through, I hope you find peace and happiness.

[@brandondavidson4085]

"Something most people don't see, is how much he cares about people"- Jim Jordan That's.... not a compliment. I just want a president who clearly cares about the American people.

[@alvenealston8825]

Trump is the worst 😭 President ever since I was a kid

[@dottypowers1653]

Brandon Davidson, yeah, we don’t see how much he cares about people. We can’t. Because he doesn’t.

[@CZpersi]

Ms. Guilfoyle’s diction feels as if she has been watching too many German WWII newsreels.

[@TheNotoriousDUDE]

@Emmett Hardie Hey now, no need to turn this thread transphobic!

[@TWROC96]

@Emmett Hardie Hahaha. Good one.

[@wolfslair31]

I doubt it - at least Geobbels could deliver a clear and articulate speech, but like this crazy banshee!

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

That's the impression I got! But the thought I had was "this is how democracy dies, under thunderous applause." Always scares me when the Prequels got something right.

[@rickjohnson9558]

No ones listening to what she's saying---the only thing interesting about her is her chest.

[@goblinounours]

Kimberly Guilfoyle's voice scared my cat so much, she ran away and bumped into a door.

[@jsteel8288]

Kimberly bumped into Don Jr, causing permanent personality damage and terminal brain failure for both.

[@StoicContrarian]

She was intense; wonder if she’s that intense in the sack.

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Mary Ray That’s their academic demographic. Easily entertained by fake stuff, where the winners ( the 1%) have been decided before the bullshit begins.

[@jaygray7102]

Good for you to even listen to her, the bit I heard made me think her name should be Kimberly Guilfoil-Hat

[@patriciaceja6112]

Poor kitty! I know exactly how she feels!

[@laurabXOTWOD]

I'm really enjoying Stephens monologues recently. He seems to have reached breaking point and is displaying genuine anger at this joke of an administration.

[@hannabanana592]

He seems to thrive when giving live monologues too

[@gergthims]

Oh, yes, I'm just doubled up by his brilliance (and his writers') If Trump gets in, he'll be among the first to be silenced: what an honor!

[@Mythraen]

@@gergthims Nah, Trump won't shut up until he dies.

[@willromaine2252]

And so he should. Stephen does a great job at bringing the facts in a humorous way. At what point does it become obvious for the delusional cult members to realize the truth? Vote BIDEN, cuz "It's the right thing to do.",

[@stormwatcher59]

Correction: this is not an administration; it is a regime!

[@jayebullock8002]

Jesus Christ, you'd think Guilfoyle was preaching at a baptist revival or something

[@matthewkoch6937]

She'd fit right in. Those people can scream the house down....

[@vonniensd]

She has no soul...

[@EmsionProductions]

More like Nuremberg

[@kennethhwang3425]

Only a few lines of coke less than Paula “tongue screeching ” White.

[@daveroberts6884]

That will be her fall back gig when her romance with junior flames out.

[@bethsargent1336]

I feel bad for Stephen Colbert who has to watch the RNC without the filter of late night hosts.

[@gamersthumbs4673]

So do i.. It was horrible from these clips i can only imagine

[@kristinLB]

I couldn’t do it.

[@stephie640]

I waited until his show to even acknowledge it lol.

[@bot.123]

With you on that. Damn...

[@IAmSuzyQ]

🐘 The 2020 RNC Bullsh!tathon: "If you're not indicted, you're not invited."

[@RusTsea196T]

Love the tagline! Bullseye!

[@DesiTopaz]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@ianl1052]

👍😂👍

[@Abbadon2407]

Good one.... Maybe secret services should point out all those dumdumbs on a chart and remember them when mister Biden enters office... They might have something to do with a futur assault on president.... Just sayin'

[@lickwidvelvettv2906]

Hahahaha!!! Winner winner!!

[@bethanyconboy4481]

Stephens wife giggling at his jokes in the background is my absolute favorite thing. I’m really going to miss that if/when he goes back in studio

[@xtalviper]

These Avengers intros need to be nominated for some kind of award.

[@christianjoos7011]

Yeah, a free trip to Guantanamo Bay! All expenses paid, courtesy of The United States of America!

[@meandmyEV]

I love that Mike Pence’s only contribution is “I’m mike pence”.

[@MUM-69]

I think Honest Trailers might agree.

[@abrianaholliday5042]

i concur with this statement, wholeheartedly

[@xtalviper]

@@abrianaholliday5042 Not enough people use the word "wholeheartedly", so I unabashedly agree with your comment ;)

[@Oktopia]

Stephen has to have his wife watch all his shows. Her giggling has brought me life all this time.

[@Amaya313]

Amen!

[@Silvana716]

I got to see her at our town film festival, which Stephen plays a large role in organizing and since he lives here. She comes across very friendly and sincere, very sociable when she was hanging out talking to the volunteers.

[@melektwelve6451]

Also, what drugs were Kimberly and DTJ on. The voices and eyes said more than the words did. And not in a good way.

[@dcdi8126]

Yeah they were definitely zooted probably coke,maybe crack or meth.

[@markb6295]

They drink the blood of children.

[@denden798]

coke or adderall?

[@adeer87]

denden798 Yes

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Wow can Kimberley Goebbels Guilfoyle scream any louder. Seriously I had the speakers on low. & I could hear her yelling from 3 rooms away. 🗣📢📣😖

[@wilywascal2024]

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities” ~ Voltaire

[@MrFateorfaith]

Good advice turned prophecy.

[@michaelgabs9885]

mdmlastprophet.com/the-warning-will-help-the-world-to-fight-the-greatest-apostasy-of-all-time/ When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the east = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. The Book of Truth

[@mattgreek1066]

Michael Gabs 🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👆🏽👆🏽

[@domdouse3575]

Great comment - so apt for the trump presidency - In general using "othering" is a sign of frightening things to come. Often heralds genocide - not saying thats happening here but something in that direction - the politics of hate was clearly on display at the RNC convention -(yes a tautology sorry)

[@Chanhee]

Never forget the Massacre of Nanking that Japan denies to this day

[@catsncats9953]

One year later and this is still one of my favorites of your show!

[@DeadlyDanDaMan]

Seriously, I got Hitler flashbacks when Kimberly Guilfoyle was screaming...I can't be the only one.

[@epicgamingmomentz]

I visioned televangelists.

[@magentapyramid]

No. You're definitely not.

[@thetruthwillsetyoufree4598]

Wow you must be pretty old

[@kenbrown2808]

I got WWF flashbacks.

[@phatphat7089]

Watched BTC he described her as if caps lock were a person! 😄

[@tats_sacs]

Screaming how much they love their dear leader reminds me of north korean tv.

[@philipclayberg4928]

And night-time torchlit Nuremberg rallies of the 1930s.

[@stephie640]

Bingo.

[@BlowingTheDoorsOff]

Is it just me or has Colbert been killing it away from the studio. He’s inspired me to start my own late show on my KZbin channel! 💯

[@ethangomberg2]

Your channel is 🔥🔥

[@stanleycostello9610]

He and his writers were on fire tonight.

[@kurochan1911]

Was this a convention speech or was she summoning a demon or two?

[@skunked42]

Oh, I just broke something laughing. Thanks.

[@iamtheonlywilly]

Lol

[@Siureivax]

@jason cole lmao can you speak normally? Slapping words and buzzword doesn’t make you sounds any smarter.

[@katla_phc]

yes

[@daftzilla]

Both, its both.

[@marwamourad]

Watching you from Cairo Egypt, my 6 year old daughter loves you, she calls you Steven Cold Bear ;)

[@theotterguy]

That's adorable.

[@patriciagrandjean8205]

Psst . . . Just don’t tell her Stephen is afraid of bears. 🙂

[@merlejones2222]

That is absolutely precious 🥰 cold bear . Kids do say the most precious things .... love from America 🇺🇸

[@jayebogar]

That cute.

[@Chlorp_420]

Don’t tell him that he’s a pedophile watch this facebook.com/100001640772423/posts/3233137636750897/?extid=3OPyLfzLeT2x2Ucr&d=n

[@Starman_Dx]

4 years ago it was a promise of greatness, and here we are now, another promise of greatness with nothing to show for it. You're Fired, Trump, you failed to deliver. Like usual, the democrat has to come in and clean up the republican mess.

[@DD-d6d3]

Guilfoyl:s speech was better in the original German.

[@Kuid4or3]

Naaa, Hitlers stuff made sense at least. She just screams random words around without any sense.

[@Brassblitz]

Savage! LMAO 🤣

[@Tustin2121]

Yeah, the screaming tactic only works with a crowd there to scream in response. It doesn’t work to an empty room where only your echo answers. They haven’t changed tactics to match the situation - just like their strategy with the party platform!

[@jojomama673]

You cracked me🎩!

[@danz58]

@@Kuid4or3 Hitler's stuff made sense? UH-OH

[@neuroatypi_gal]

I love hearing his wife laugh in the background 😂

[@gregsmith7809]

Nauseating. I wish she would STFU!

[@samhenryiam622]

@@gregsmith7809 Greg wants attention everyone.

[@gregsmith7809]

@@samhenryiam622 No Sam,just a concerned citizen looking to have some constructive dialogue.

[@robertaclark6079]

@@gregsmith7809 saying his wife should STFU ain't the way to do it.

[@gregsmith7809]

@@robertaclark6079 Roberta, you are right.No one should ever talk to their partner that way. Never.This is a result of my dislike for Colbert, and to many beers.I regret the comment.Peace and love to you and your family.

[@wiskybiz]

As soon as she said “The best is yet to come” I got an ad for toilet cleaner. True story.

[@evertrumper1610]

So clean your toilet. no wonder it smells like shit where you live

[@ken_yap]

Is Kimberly Guilfoyle off her meds? Why was she shrieking and screaming like a crazy woman?

[@PerseusToons]

Uh.... cause she is a crazy woman

[@lydialillico7596]

I was wondering the same thing ,I had to turn the tv volume down.

[@broccolincarrots4124]

@@PerseusToons 🤣🤣🤣

[@c1assyindividual815]

I think she snorted coke in the back with Don Jr.

[@revengefrommars]

She was just copying this old black and white video she saw of some German-speaking guy with a moustache who yelled like that.

[@somasubstance]

"BE BEST" Also... man Kimberly was really swinging for the fences with that speech. She practiced by watching some German speeches from 1942.

[@ArtsiRosi]

Don't you mean 1917?? WWII was in 1917, silly! Ugh, that chic was scary af.

[@workingmamma5342]

You can also look at Evita Peron's unhinged ones...

[@JeffisWinning]

LOLS @ WW2 in 1917, that was WW1.

[@kenbrown2808]

she's like Sarah Palin on more meth.

[@ArtsiRosi]

@@JeffisWinning not according to dumpty trumpty. He says the Spanish flu from 1917 (as he says) ended WW2 because all the soldiers got sick. 😭😭😭😭😭

[@jf6962]

My 7 year old was in stitches from the Batman bit to the "is the loud lady gone" She asked me "is that lady mad at the government?"

[@Chrisbell804]

It’s funny how Kimberly is so exuberant, yet you can tell she doesn’t believe a word that’s coming out of her own mouth.

[@lornacallwood4556]

Amen,November 5 she will dump Don junior.she is a user's.

[@lenkacfk7155]

I actually had to turn down the volume while she was screaming...

[@CrazyBear65]

They might as well all just be saying, "Blaw, blaw blaw, blaw blaw blaw, blibbety blaw..." for what their words are worth. They're just spewing nonsense, rhetoric, hyperbole, and outright horse shit.

[@rocky5152]

Neither do we

[@RolfTorsten]

Is that Dwight from the Office?

[@katesinclair2645]

I'm so glad I did not watch this crap! I was right - it's a Nuremburg rally.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

I know could Kimberley Goebbels Guilfoyle have screamed any louder? Seriously I had the speakers on low. & I could hear her yelling from 3 rooms away. 🗣📢📣😖

[@Laaaaaber7311]

The rally you are referring to was a lot, but it was not empty ... greetings from Nuremberg lol

[@elizabethcantarell5094]

Me too not wasting my time. Just wait for my favorite guys comments: Colbert, Glenn Kischner, Jesse Dollemore, Farron from Ring of Fire all excellent commentators. Won't give Pres. Dump one minute.

[@Tamaranth404]

Watching Stephen's coverage of the convention is SO much more fun than actually watching the convention. Thanks for suffering through it for us, Stephen! 😂

[@rocky5152]

Agreed, there is no way I am watching that shameful circle jerk of lies!

[@jayashreechakravarthy4949]

Compare.

[@randyronny7735]

Guilfoyle thought she was performing Evita.

[@AxelRoosen]

Yelling at an empty stadium, that's just wrong... You're not trying to overpower a cheering crowd, you're just sounding insane.

[@kenc2257]

That was bizarre.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

To quote George W. Bush: "That was some weird shit."

[@thisisfyne]

The good ol' coked up Jeanine Pirro way

[@channel4204]

All Republicans Sound BAT CHIT CRAZY. That's the only too communicate with the Republican Voter . 🤪

[@normasouza-brien2357]

I did not watch it. They literally make me sick.

[@SillyOne90]

I watched both sides because I actually like looking at the facts, actions, lies, ect. You just say no without educating yourself. Hopefully one day you say, I watched it and wasn't impressed because of real facts, not just because Donald Trump bad, me want good *insert grunt*

[@kitdrawsalot]

Have you watched Hal Sparks commentary of Trump or the RNC. Pretty funny guy. Makes it easier to watch. He usually streams after a press briefing but is going live for these. I watch him on Facebook

[@CharlieOPrice]

They're already dumbed down and it's almost certain that it may spread .

[@dy7023]

The Haley woman, if Trump is so great, why did you quit after a year?

[@thisisfyne]

@@SillyOne90 I get what you're saying, but honestly after 4 years of this bullshit, a convention won't change anything.. But good for you for watching both sides though. There's just nothing that could ever save the GOP and the USA at this point. Trump and the nonsense cult he represents must go.

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

Guilfoyle's speech sounded like Hitler's speeches with slightly toned down gestures, I'm not kidding, look it up!

[@constancepeterson6156]

Schwindsichtiga der Echte, my friend in German said, the German people are afraid, of trump being a dictator. They are watching him do all things Hilter did to take over their country.

[@TheHua89]

That was my first thought as well, yikes!

[@code_kanga5390]

Yeah, my right arm started shooting upwards in a violent salute.

[@dominiquephilip4484]

I was going to say that but thought I was a bit extreme. Glad that someone thinks the same.

[@SumoWilli]

German here, America is on the brink of slipping into a fascist regime. Trump and his lackeys act like Hitler-era discount authoritarians

[@kevink.7597]

When has there been a better example of Fire, Flood, Plague, and Pestilence? The damned 4 horsemen of the Apokolips?

[@quinnsinclair7028]

Should be Death and War for the first two. But considering that the US is dying and at war with itself I'd say it's still apt.

[@DownKillerBadDog]

OMG I had to pause for about 10 minutes after Batman. Who ever did that.. you’re awesome 👏

[@b4chuck]

His wife laughing at his one-liners is the cutest thing ever. 😂😂😍🤣

[@alalalala57]

@Cory Allen But not a Nazi so she's our friend.

[@koreenphotogirl]

I like it when Evie is there. He's better when she's a part of this.

[@sanseijedi]

Agree! You even get to see that they are a loving couple. Unlike some couple I won't name, I bet Stephen & Evie actually hold hands when they walk together!

[@BladeRunner-td8be]

I knew there was something I missed here. Nice catch AND very rude of me not to notice it until reading this

[@jorgenhallang3871]

I think Stephen has realized that as well. It has to be weird as hell to make your show performance with no audience when you've done it in front of thousands of people for years.

[@DamienConcordel]

"We, as Republicans and Americans, cannot allow this to continue" they say, in the very platform from 4 years ago they intend to reuse... So... Did they not allow it to continue and they're just "not changing a winning team", contradicting themselves, or did they instead manage to allow it to continue and therefore feel the need to pursue the same things again, contradicting themselves?

[@sharksrppl2413]

Or maybe they lied four years ago

[@kevdaag2523]

Kimberley Guilfoyle is terrifying. Like a Hollywood cliche of a Fascist.

[@micamojo]

"Today is the end of the Republic. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this as the last day of the Republic!"

[@lindseyhaas6639]

A ghastly screaming banshee.

[@pdute1]

She is "Triumph of the Will" stuff!

[@kaptainkmann7808]

it looked like she was on shark tank and had forgotten what it was she was trying to sell them on. great replacement for kellyanne this screaming idiot is a brunet ! that'll fool everybody lol.

[@kimberelydavis379]

I’ll bet Gavin Newsom is so glad to be rid of her! Could you imagine waking up to that every morning?!

[@davidshulimson9491]

"I'll have what she's having." Said nobody after Kimberly Guilfoyle's speech.

[@PeterBluth]

She is something! Yikes!

[@boomslangCA]

The Guardian said she was auditioning for Evita.

[@PeterBluth]

Don't cry for me, Argentina!!!! LOL!

[@JeffisWinning]

Wow, what a nazi Kimberly is.

[@Dream0Asylum]

"I'll have what she's having." I, uh, I think she already took it all.

[@annaboivin9209]

The talking heads stuff actually had me laughing out, although your wife's laugh is also adorable. This little old lady in New Zealand, Loves your show. Come back sometime.

[@Nevertoleave]

Does Kim get her vocal lessons from a televangelist?

[@winter7995]

“Is the loud lady gone I’m scared” 😂

[@jonb3844]

i thought women stuck together, you sad.

[@lovepaws9771]

@@jonb3844 it's hilarious, did you not notice she's on something?

[@ineslime3929]

Jon B feminism is about believing that all women, even women you don’t agree with, deserve basic human rights. feminism is not blindly supporting bigoted fascist-enablers on the basis that they are women.

[@ronbishop9278]

Cotten Cruz you pretty

[@trailrunnah8886]

Was that Kimberly Guilfoyle, or Cecily Strong doing Judge Jeanine? Yikes.

[@workingmamma5342]

Cecily Strong could do a very good impression of her, I am sure...

[@denabergman5847]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mm12345777]

I know right 😂😂😂 She sounds like a complete psycho!!! 😳😳

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@mm12345777 who the hell said she needed a mic!

[@rdubs1705]

Lol nailed it

[@shankysays]

09:50 I was almost expecting she to end with, "And live from New York it's Saturday Night Live"

[@ValerieJNorse]

Shashank Kumar -- I literally LOL'd!

[@puzzle21_81]

hahahahahahahaha

[@vincegonzalez2171]

"Just look at California!" Ah yes, please look at our huge, self sustaining economy that would rank sixth in the world per capita and ninth in the world nominally.

[@claudiawenzel7923]

SELF-SUSTAINING???? Man, look into your all-american blue jeans: Made in Korea or China. Look up where the frame of your bike was made: China (To my knowledge hardly any made anywhere else now), Look where your mobile and tablet are from. There is a more than average chance that even your shower head and your kid's toys are NOT made in USA. As to your trade balance, I quote "the balance" of Kimberly Amadeo: The U.S. trade deficit in goods and services was $616.8 billion in 2019. Imports were $3.1 trillion and exports were only $2.5 trillion. Good news: You won't have to fight the Middle East, the Chinese, the Russians in the future. Bad news: You are practically owned by them....

[@vincegonzalez2171]

@@claudiawenzel7923 Hate to break it to you, but "self-sustaining" and "isolated" are not the same thing. Those are called imports, and every economy in the world except for N. Korea uses them. Doesn't make it not self-sustaining. What self-sustaining actually means is that California has its own functioning economy that does not rely on subsidies or payments from the federal government in order to keep going.

[@claudiawenzel7923]

@@vincegonzalez2171 You don't need to isolate in order to be self-sustaining, that's true. But in order to be self-sustaining you'd either be able to produce and export as much (value) as you import OR be independent from imports. California in itself I don't know, it might be a net-payer into the federal cash register, the US as a whole definitely not. The trade deficit is deteriorating, federal debt is rising by 10,000$ for every man, woman and child this year alone. While Trump handing out nice checks with his signature, like it was his money to give....

[@vincegonzalez2171]

@@claudiawenzel7923 Right, that's my point. CA does have a huge export market (most of the country's fruit and nuts come from here), and we also have many places that stimulate our own economy (SD, LA, SFBA).

[@gregsmith7809]

I have been there. What a huge disappointment.Total shit hole.

[@NewMessage]

My fav bit was how Kimberly Guilfoyle really nailed that audition for Kellyanne's old gig.

[@annedwyer797]

You might be right! Kimberly is just as much a propagandist as Kellyanne, and she's MUCH, MUCH LOUDER!!!!

[@ngusumakofu1]

Seems to me like she was actually auditioning for Judge Jeanin Piro’s job.

[@jkf663]

Kimberly scarred the cr@p out of me. Most screaming pounding evangelical preachers do!

[@kristinLB]

The DNC was so warm and inspirational. These speakers were Like stepford people.

[@constancepeterson6156]

Kristin Bradshaw, you are right. I felt uncomfortable listening to them. They were like “stepford people”.

[@meggetpangie6199]

More like: -Land We Take -Land of Death -Land of Crooks -Land of the LOST

[@Burnx23]

why you still here then bro?

[@Burnx23]

@Aaron Ehrhart if sex trafficking was cut in half by the wall would it be worth it? Cuz a lot of drugs come through the southern boarder and a lot of child sex trafficking does too. Also you can leave whenever you want.

[@Burnx23]

@Aaron Ehrhart there are more ms13 gang members in the US than kkk members

[@Burnx23]

@Aaron Ehrhart guess where they came in from? mexico

[@Burnx23]

@Aaron Ehrhart however you are right in some respect, if you are considered a blasphemer by the left they will "step on your neck" or cancel you, call you a racist, make you lose your job, etc. etc.

[@magsbayou]

From the clips most of what I heard was either "how bad the democrats are" and "imagine how your life could be with us" ignoring that for many, life has been on the decline and continues to be on the decline while they have controlled government for about 4 years now. So far, I have not heard or saw anything about how they want to improve it. Yeah wages are stagnant, so what's the plan.

[@cmcalgary]

hi from Canada once again everyone! We're getting a lot of your forest fire smoke right now and I just wanted to say

[@Llynnyia]

Its burning pretty Badly down here in California we have nearly 500 wildfires caused from lightning alone and sadly a couple of arson began wildfires as well. the smoke is so hazy in my mountain town that it looks like fog rolling in and out, from all the surrounding fires. I sleep tonight with my bag packed but i worry for my farm animals. In the big Paradise Fire last yr they only had a knock and pull warning before the town was engulfed.

[@writewoodcreations7091]

No, really -- who ARE these people?? Oh Lord, have mercy on us all.

[@glendagraves1637]

@@robsuffridge9298 Just because people look at something doesn't make it true.

[@annaloum1869]

Amen

[@oneworldvideo]

Kimberly Guilfoyle: "The best is yet to come!!!" I agree! The spectacle of trump being dragged out of the White House, kicking and screaming, and thrown into jail will be priceless!

[@samanthathompson9812]

I can't wait. Street party time.

[@hogansgoat15]

It probably won't happen; his base is stronger (and stupid!) than Biden's...same situation as with Hillary. But, sure would be cool to hear Joe say, "YOU'RE FIRED"!!!

[@karthikmunishamaiah2689]

They all looked high. All the trumps

[@tz-mk1dg]

@@hogansgoat15 if Biden can REMEMBER those words😂😂😂😂😂

[@conniecrawford5231]

America needs to keep foreign leaders out of our elections!

[@norafox4789]

You are cracking me up! Thank you love it!

[@thisistheaccountname]

7:45 how much Trump cares about people can be summed up in five words: "It is what it is."

[@imOverWhere]

That was terrifying. This whole thing is a fear mongering mess

[@margaretjones4682]

It was one long Willie Horton ad!

[@LionHeartZell]

Came in expecting a fear monger campaign. Was not disappointed.

[@josephfrank1472]

Yeah on the left!!!!!!!!!!

[@Hotdogdoperwtje2]

not that different tbh

[@tedbanning9090]

Man, Guilfoyle's speech sounded like the Nurenberg Rally

[@alalalala57]

@Cory Allen You would know.

[@jimmyandroid24]

How do you make "the best is yet to come" sound so ominous damn lol

[@DavidJ222]

In the newly released audio, Trump’s sister Maryanne Trump Barry is critical about Donald, saying she did his homework for him and that he is, among other things, unprepared, a brat, and cruel. “It’s the phoniness of it all. It’s the phoniness and this cruelty. Donald is cruel,” Barry told her niece. “All he wants to do is appeal to his base,” Barry said. “He has no principles. None. None. And his base, I mean my God, if you were a religious person, you want to help people. Not do this.” Trump's sister was aghast at how he operated as president. “His gawd@mned tweet and lying, oh my God,” she said. “I’m talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy s*t. What they’re doing with kids at the border." Trump's sister also explained how she tried to help Trump academically, noting that “he was a brat,” and that, “I did his homework for him” and “drove him around NYC to try to get him into college.” She said she didn’t know of anything Donald had ever accomplished on his own, but noted that “he has five bankruptcies” which he achieved all by himself." 😂 “You CAN'T trust him,” she added. She also made it clear that she was still upset by how Trump chose to celebrate himself at their father’s funeral in 1999. "During that ceremony, Donald spoke more about his own accomplishments than his father’s life," Maryanne said. “Donald was the only one who didn’t speak about Dad,” she said. She told Mary that “I don’t want any of my siblings to speak at my funeral. And that’s all about Donald and what he did at Dad’s funeral. I don’t know. It was all about him.”

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

David J I’m always impressed at the speed and detail of your comments. It’s just a pity most of them won’t get through to the people who really need to see them. Respect.

[@MomoHitsujiOwO]

Thank you!!! This needs more attention!

[@emjayay]

Sure, but sometimes when Biden calls his granddaughter she doesn't pick up.

[@laurabedford5095]

ITS GOT TO BE BAD WHEN A BAD FAMILY, SAYS ONE OF THEM IS BAD.

[@JuliaBl]

emjayay are you really as stupid as you sound?

[@chapablo]

"and invite MS-13 to live next door." -Matt Gaetz, tool Bet you MS-13 wouldn't call the cops on my children drawing with chalk on the sidewalk.

[@busoptr]

Like ms13 could afford to live in their neighborhoods. So stupid you are Gaetz. Full of shit and fear.

[@tripwire4727]

No, ms13 would kidnap your children and ask for ransom. The republican war on drugs created ms13. Focus on the facts. You start talking hypotheticals, you start playing their game. Stay smart. Stay grounded.

[@jessaguilar4747]

Tripwire so true!

[@ThisnThatVintage]

I live in Florida and I am more afraid of Gaetz moving next door to me lol

[@margaretjones4682]

@@ThisnThatVintage, LOL!!!

[@GMoneyChuck89]

"THE BEST IS YET TO COME!" I don't think I've ever been this terrified.

[@blackgold63]

I think she means a second wave of pandemic.

[@Gottenhimfella]

@@blackgold63 America, leading the world in pointless burials

[@robertmelvin5203]

Welcome to Hell, thanks to the GOP.

[@melodicseaweed387]

I'm from Germany and I had to hide behind the couch

[@Zarcon2008]

Hasten the inevitable socialism of America... Biden/Harris 2020.

[@LadyCoyKoi]

I would laugh if this wasn't so real. Also this is more like a horror film.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Specifically, this is the movie 'the Dead Zone' or the alt-history 'Rumsfeldia' but with a different Don the Lying Builder.

[@anthonyferguson4678]

They Live.

[@paxulhd37]

Kimberly Guilfoyle sertainly took a page out of Hitler's book when it comes to delivering speeches.

[@MsShellectable]

And a line from his favorite pepper-upper. They share a love of Colombian Army Marching Powder.

[@ceejay1794]

She’s as scary

[@tylerkochman1007]

Did you catch Guilfoyle declaring she was a "first-generation American", her mom came here all the way from Puerto Rico? LMAO. No wonder she is with Don Jr., similar IQ levels.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

What in the HELL was she talking about?!?!

[@zachaddington5264]

Trump is a walking pop corn fart.

[@embertheelder]

@@aggressiveattitudeera887 She didn't say much but she said it loud.

[@Aalisrocklist]

yup. Her mom came from pre-1917 Puerto Rico. So if she is a 1st generation then she is like more than 100 years old?!?

[@tubruton]

They were amazed to find out Puerto Rico is a nuclear power.

[@kristinwright6632]

You realize we can never go back to a format that doesn't have your wife giggling in the background, right?

[@Mr3ppozz]

Amen!!!!

[@chaosengine4597]

word

[@marygoround1292]

100%

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Truthiness.

[@joyjackson9891]

Love it!

[@veronicathecow]

Kimberly, makes more children hide behind their sofas than the Darleks

[@gemanscombe4985]

That was her audition for Trump Family Golden Toilet Level membership. "Bombs away!"

[@DaleRibbons]

I was expecting Kimberly Guilfoyle to start shrieking "EX-TER-MI-NATE! EX-TER-MI-NATE!!"

[@robertnett9793]

In a way you were very on point. It truly seems we need a Doctor to solve this mess...

[@erb082580]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@paulford9120]

Good one! 😁👍

[@hayleyferguson3346]

Where's my sonic screwdriver! Lol

[@meganesenpai]

Or "DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!"

[@kevoconnor145]

That was a really embarrassing convention night. Kimberley needs serious professional, psychological help.

[@Burnx23]

maga brother

[@deadpanfish]

Yup I'm definitely switching my vote, blue all the way down. Trump had his chance and they're just gonna use the same game plan from last time? Meaning he knows our country has gone nowhere in 4 years and he just wants a reset. Meh, Joe is more republican than trump ever was. Easy choice.

[@Burnx23]

@@deadpanfish defunding the police, healthcare for all, free college for all, amnesty to millions of illegals, and healthcare for illegals ain't republican.

[@Tustin2121]

Kimberly was using the usual Republican tactic of screaming things really loudly and impassionedly. The problem is that that plays well only to a crowd where mob mentality has taken over and not to a completely empty echoy room. Just like their platform, they haven’t changed tactics to match the situation.

[@larajones1424]

Did her bout with Covid damage her brain or was she always like that?

[@jasonmoyer]

The incumbent party taking an "everything is shit, but we'll make it better!" strategy is so bizarre.

[@marieteresa3963]

yeah, we all just want better "shit".

[@tomsdottir]

I saw it as more of a "If you think OUR shit stinks, wait till you smell THOSE GUYS' shit!" effort.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Yeah, so much for America being "great"...

[@ManDudeYeah]

So true. They sound the alarm and incite fear to their voters but some how try to convince them that everything is ok because they're in charge. It's a bizarre ambivalence the only a Dump supporter wouldn't be able to see.

[@DecentGatsby]

“He’s willing to fight everyday in Washington for our families.” *tell that to roughly 170,000+ American families*

[@Chunkboi]

president 💩: "At least the ones with daughters who rate 9 or above."

[@juanpablogarcia5362]

Remember that nearly 60% of Rep say "those are acceptable numbers"

[@tvdavis]

Yup, fighting every day in Washington...from golf courses in New Jersey and Florida.

[@amiblind1325]

Nikki hailey made me puke...she stole millions from SC! She was horrible and slack!

[@helveticaification]

Tell us more - or give links, please

[@makiburgess5733]

How does she look so white?

[@sunflowerbeauty2]

@@makiburgess5733 bleach her skin. Lots of Indian women do it too. Smh

[@beverlyantoniou8236]

@@toooldforthisshte1681 a voice of reason! She's still not very nice or as the don would say "nasty".

[@LostChildOfTime]

I never get tired of hearing Steve make his wife laugh.

[@nacarreira777]

and she has a great laugh, too.

[@catparlova4444]

Stephen, your monologue is the ONLY way to watch the RNC convention. 😺

[@Hawkmoon1981]

It really, really is. There's no way I'm going to inflict that on myself for four days. Heck, this was 15 minutes and it felt like forever. The fact that they don't even have the shred of respect for their voters that it would take to put out a damn platform... then again, their base probably wouldn't read it anyway. What a circus of liars, fools and thieves.

[@HalimaBrewer]

brilliant. I NEED Stephen Colbert!!!! He helps me keep sane.

[@dianaarneson6590]

This convention sounds even tackier and more fanatical than I'd anticipated.

It was just pathetic

[@caroline10081]

If only they can be fact checked live.

[@utahboxergirl11]

Tacky, no doubt

[@utahboxergirl11]

@@jimbeekman4863 ???

[@chloekey8043]

caroline10081 the networks were asked to broadcast on a one minute delay to allow for fact checking. They didn’t, I guess

[@gabrielandres2779]

Stephen takes more pride on making his wife laugh than an crowd

[@aking3624]

Isn't that the goal of any healthy relationship? My world is better when i can make my partner smile!!😃

[@olmcmonnie7445]

Isn't she the audience right now🤣

[@walkz007]

It's absolutely adorable

[@emmadilemma7800]

I usually hate this term but #CoupleGoals

[@irenerichards9533]

He was especially killing it tonight, she was all giggles!

[@alexanderroloff8093]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 "I'm Mike Pence." "I'm Batman dad." Graphics department needs a bonus for that!!!!.

[@tiashiraz8430]

@Alexander Roloff Yep, totally agree. So clever! 👍😆

[@generic3725]

Hilarious!

[@1stLadyAjavon]

It was the "Be Best" for me! 🤣🤣

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

They didn't show Mike Pence with his lips firmly planted on Donald's ass...

[@yanickdorsaint3781]

1stLadyAdri 🤣🤣🤣

[@lazykat4033]

Guilfoyle YELLING 🎶 THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF SCREAMING!!!🎵🙉

[@iamelectric30]

The RNC should of got Jerry Springer to moderate; what a dumpster fire.

[@HayTatsuko]

Trumpster fire?

[@peggyjaeger9280]

😂

[@telectronix1368]

@@HayTatsuko It took 4 years......but we finally got the ultimate pun. I applaud you sir or madam. 🎩👌

[@amberamlie7568]

When Pence wasn’t cool enough for a Marvel character, I died.

[@l.a.gothro3999]

And then Eric as Batman!

[@sadievirtue1636]

Actually, pence was playing himself; he didn't need a villian costume, he's evil enough as is.

[@415s30]

He's just a lump of clay

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@sadievirtue1636 isn't clay man a marvel villain? Or is that dc.

[@gregbartlett851]

@@AverageEldritchEntity At the risk of outing myself as a nerd, ClayFace is DC

[@AFxS130]

November is getting closer and closer. For everyone's sake, VOTE.

[@mzny4314]

Rob Suffridge empty channel Rob

[@iehorkjfewb5766]

Trump 2020

[@lilaclizard4504]

@Truth 90 usually those who murder 175,000 people are executed for their crimes actually, not just thrown out of school

[@veralenora7368]

@@robsuffridge9298 Russian Troll

[@regwatson2017]

@@veralenora7368 No, I am the Russian troll. Reginsky Watsonovitch. You Libtards see reds under every bed but I never understand why that upsets you because you actually want to turn the US into a communist Country.

[@jkuo1991]

I’m genuinely surprised by the “American End Game” clip. Really well done 👍

[@juanmcalzada]

That was fantastic !

[@madisontran3020]

The one from last week is better. But still, hilarious! Love it

[@NewMessage]

Ok, Donnie hasn't erased half the population... That's why he's asking us to give him more time.

[@philipclayberg4928]

Trump needs more time to liquidate his fellow Americans, er, his assets.

[@sluttymctits4496]

For the first time in his miserable life, he's seeing something through to the end. Go figure that one thing is utter planetary destruction.

[@derekchau2254]

Though a bit too ambitious but t's so real. Little Donny, work hard. Putin

[@philipclayberg4928]

@@sluttymctits4496 Trump: "Ask me if I care." America: "Do you care?" Trump: "Only if it benefits me and my bank account."

[@incognitro7634]

Kimberly Guilfoyle, is a stark raving lunatic. Literally.

[@philipclayberg4928]

She fits right in with the Republicans, then. And if she has a nice rack, Trump won't be able to keep his eyes and hands off of her.

[@dctrbrass]

Dang. Sounds just like she's a speaker at a cult gathering.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Why did she remind me of Clu from Tron 2.0?

[@franciet99]

And figuratively

[@simplyamazed4059]

Her and her slimy boyfriend did coke together before their speeches.

[@chapablo]

"March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive... TO WAAAARRR!!!" -Kimberly Guilfoye

[@epicgamingmomentz]

So it begins...

[@Synathidy]

LOL

[@chriswinkler284]

She did NOT need a mic. The moment she started screaming, it almost immediately reminded me of Howard Dean :P

[@LionHeartZell]

Bro. I can't lmao😂😂

[@jpwhiddon]

It is amazing. Even when I turn my speaker to mute, This woman's screams can still be heard.

[@carissahowell]

Watching the "highlights" of the RNC makes me feel even better about refusing to watch!

[@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r]

Kimberly Guilfoyle screaming to an empty room literally made me cringe. That was so uncomfortable to watch.

[@evertrumper1610]

true. but did you ever see biden talk without a teleprompter? the definition of uncomfortable to watch

[@beaniepq]

@@evertrumper1610 Have you seen Trump talk WITH a teleprompter? Excruciating.

[@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r]

@@evertrumper1610 Go away, troll.

[@evertrumper1610]

@@beaniepq yeah i know. Trump is a better talker without a teleprompter

[@ThunderDog97]

@@evertrumper1610 "Trump is a better LIAR without a teleprompter"

[@tedtamada]

I didn’t know my American dream was to be stuck in my house since March without being able to see my children, grandchildren, brothers, sister, and 88 year old Mother. I want to live in a world without Trumps and their evil partners.

[@joyous7777777]

Honestly the best part of his show is his wife giggling at his jokes and then his smile of delight when she giggles. It makes my heart happy! ❤️❤️