Melania Trump Headlines RNC Night 2 - Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue

[@lesleywall4186]

If a single mom is having to work three jobs to make ends meet, there is something drastically wrong with the system. When does she have time to be with her son?

[@1heatdish]

lesley wall Or, you know, sleep?

[@ChicanoOne760]

Kids stay with grandma.

[@simongiles9749]

@Blacked Out Radio Yeah. Those lazy children. Get them up the chimneys. Have we no workhouses? Have we no prisons?

[@cgordon1955]

@Blacked Out Radio Speaking from your own experience, apparently.

[@RM-ed1if]

But Trump gets to add those 2 extra jobs to his "record" jobs numbers. So there's that...

[@TrueSake]

Melania is right, these last three years have been unforgettable... and in November we'll make sure it will NEVER happen again.

[@madisonelaine254]

Guilfoyles speech is ✨unsettling✨ It makes me physically ill.

[@chloekey8043]

Yeah, I hate seeing drug abuse too

[@lisakelly5698]

Oh my word! 😂I’m sitting here with tears streaming down my face & my sides hurting from laughter at Stephen’s Eric impression! Nailed it!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@spartiguuts1630]

When Stephen gets back into the studio I am going to miss hearing his wife laughing in the background. They are an adorable couple!

[@zizinnnn]

damn, it's easier to clean up an oil spill than this administration

[@tiberiussempronious6252]

@Blacked Out Radio - In what way?

[@cindypomerleau950]

Blacked out come to. No really, wake up.

[@liesamanneh3163]

Blacked Out Radio are you for real ?

[@IMSiegfried]

@@tiberiussempronious6252 In $$$$$$$$.

[@IMSiegfried]

@Blacked Out Radio You're referring to trump cleaning up as in pocketing tax payer dollars, right?

[@DukeSpaceRanger]

I hope you get through this America stay safe and look after one and other. Love from New Zealand ✌️

[@1654username]

'Narcissistic personality disorder' is a mental condition. “Symptoms include an excessive need for admiration, an inflated sense of one’s own importance, an excessive need for attention, exaggerated achievements and talents, disregard for other's feelings, belittling other people to make one’s self appear superior, taking advantage of others to get what one wants, inability to handle criticism, a sense of entitlement, and a lack of empathy for others.”…Remind you of anybody?

[@albertschepis]

If someone like that actually did good things he could be oddly excusable, but still impossible. He can't think and feel like he does and do good, even for himself or people he supposedly cares about, because he simply doesn't care... he has no values other than the love of money and he turns around and squanders that too. How a businessperson can be so undisciplined and disorganized and not end up on skid row is an anomaly at best, but he certainly shouldn't be a dog catcher let alone president. I just don't get how anyone thinks this man should be in any position of power or influence. If he was a cell, he'd be a cancer cell.

[@72thughes]

Gavin Newsome was at home watching saying, "Damn, I sure am glad I dodged that batshit crazy bullet".

[@magnetiktrax]

The dear leader's family singing his praises on national TV at a political event. Not at _all_ like North Korea. 🙄

[@ChicanoOne760]

Great observation.

[@felixndayisdebologne9725]

North-Korea is complaining for cultural appropriation

[@christopherdonahue1066]

Im sure you felt the 2012 Democratic convention was like North Korea too where they praised Obama on national tv, or the 1996 Democratic convention where they praised Clinton. This is I is done in a convention does when its the party trying to elect someone to a second term. How dumb do you have to be to not know that. And no im not a Trump supporter, im a cannabis using, welfare receiving atheist. I just criticize where its due and not for things everyone does.

[@sauce1101]

@@christopherdonahue1066 Obama's daughters and Chelsea Clinton never spoke at a DNC. Maybe because talented and accomplished people were willing to associate with those Presidents. But probably because they were kids. So you're not making any sense. That's what the comment claimed. Not just "singing praises" but HIS FAMILY singing praises. Cannabis using has nothing to do with your politics. Weird claim.

[@sauce1101]

@@christopherdonahue1066 oh God. "Canmabis using, welfare recieving" You're describing most Republican voters in Alabama. No wonder you're so transparent.

[@ricaard]

One of my rightie friends said to me, "I like Stephen better on his old show, when he wasn't political." I almost passed out from lack of oxygen, I was laughing so *hard!!!*

[@bettymyers659]

Really nerd

[@sympthylost]

Hats off to you for managing to hold on to a rightie friend in 2020.

[@christopherdonahue1066]

@Agent Fungus Ive seen Colbert talk about those people but I highly doubt it's a majority of conservatives and if it was it was they didn't watch because no one who actually believed what Colbert's character claimed to would ever use the "arguments" he did to back up their "position." I watch media from the far left all the way to the far right and no, the "arguments/points" Colbert's character made came no where close to the arguments made by people who were actually conservative

[@lisakelly5698]

@ricaard Clearly your friend was watching with the TV on mute! 😅

[@CloudsGirl7]

Translation: "I like Stephen Colbert back when I wasn't making a *complete* ass out of myself."

[@bessiesteele4586]

The Eric impression, it’s uncanny! 😂

[@IndianaDrones]

Who loves the "America Endgame" intro video? ..this guy, for one!

[@davidschneide5422]

The vanishing drop boxes. Amusing stuff.

[@Fandangtastic]

It is awesome.

[@sophoenixrising2336]

'Guilfoyling' - when you try and make a Braveheart style speech but end up just scaring the horses.

[@gregwren691]

Bluecher!

[@janderson2556]

More of a Dwight from The Office speech...

[@paulbourdon1236]

I really thought she was going to turn into a gargoyle and fly around the auditorium!

[@rongeerts9054]

Thanks for the chuckle Sophie! Bluecher!!! lol

[@pdoylemi]

Trump's version of Braveheart as he faces multiple criminal investigations - *_"It may take YOUR lives, but they'll never take... MY FREEDOM!"_*

[@h.m.d.2989]

Just gloss over the three job thing, nothing to see here, just underpayed working class mother.

[@margo3367]

What or who does she use for childcare? That's another story the RNC isn't prepared to go into.

[@cathieludemann5879]

Works extra job bec trump cut off her food stamps and medical coverage for her child.

[@Shuizid]

Working 3 jobs for one child...

[@marcuswalters8093]

I thought the American dream was to have a good quality of life. Not work three jobs just to get by.

[@KelvinLKY]

and it did not occur to him that this was a problem...

[@oldschooloc2110]

I fell out laughing when Stephen mentioned Mike Spence would be a keynote speaker and then fell back into a deep sleep. That was too funny! It's why I love Stephen.

[@NitaMeToo]

Me too! Lmao right now 🤣

[@dontmindme633]

I love how they claim that a man that has tweeted over 140 times in a 24 hour period, works tirelessly for the American people. This man has played golf almost 300 times since becoming president, so almost a year of his term was spent golfing. At an expense of around 150 million in taxpayer money. Seems a strange way to work tirelessly for the American people.

[@broddr]

The same guy who regularly rage tweeted about all the time Obama spent golfing. Which, of course, was a fraction of the time hypocritical Humpty Trumpty has wasted.

[@peggybrown9224]

The American people are working tirelessly for him so he can play golf. He never expected you to really think he meant HE was going to be working tirelessly for us....not when he's got 30 million saps to do for him.....

[@howardbiel5290]

The country would be better if he encouraged him to play more golf...much more golf...

[@broddr]

Howard Biel - that’s Trump’s one good feature. He’s a sociopath but, like a Disney villain, he’s easily distracted. I am always a little relieved when Trump is rage tweeting or golfing, because it means that he isn’t, at that moment, working to destroy America’s environment or democracy.

[@diewildemathilde4432]

The Eric Impression deserves an Oscar

[@NoelBuller]

Colbert's impressions of Eric caused me to wake up my wife with my cackling.

[@samlopez6176]

Thank you for the heads up...don't want to wake-up my kids. Have no intention to make breakfast at 3'something in the morning.

[@telectronix1368]

Eric "I plead the 5th" Trump

[@samlopez6176]

Update--- nope it didn't work....thank goodness all individual AC are on in each of our rooms.

[@johnnyc4738]

@@samlopez6176 Just commit to it... By the time you're ALL done laughing, breakfast will still happen, on schedule. 🤣

[@sonnygivens4549]

I saw Rudy Giuliani more than Eric

[@bijibadness]

Stephen's take-down of Eric Trump was _brutal._ absolutely savage. good stuff.

[@erikpl6402]

"I hate these recitals, which one of my children is this? Is that Turfany or Malaria?" Spat out my coffee over that one. :-D

[@kimjongfun5427]

Kimberly Guilfoyle reminds me of that old lady from North Korean State TV.

[@madamelebuff]

Only that kind of blind, brainwashed propaganda is broadcast in communist countries. The US has become what it once despised.

[@raviiyer3761]

Haha..that was awesome..

[@alasdairwatson712]

Gosh, you’re right! Well, that’s disturbing.

[@vincentpadovano7855]

Isn't Kimberly a she- male????

[@richardpierpoint7609]

@@vincentpadovano7855 More like a he-she...

[@Emilymk97]

I'm so glad he addressed her dressing for war.

[@tejadeja9542]

Stephen, your Eric Trump impersonation LITERALLY made my raspberry tea shoot outta my nose!!! thanks a lot dude, I’m fighting a sinus infection! 😂😂😂

[@Mathias_Melkior]

@Teja Ah man, hope you're feeling better!

[@bloodstoneore4630]

his best running gag RN

[@hamzamahmood9749]

Stephen's eric kills me every time 😂😂

[@mlghelp2day]

Me too! 🤣😅

[@gregpendrey6711]

Funny!

[@digitalbookworm5678]

It's funny that Pence SHOWS OFF the fact that the lady had to work 3 jobs to afford her son's charter school education. 😎

[@berniecom728]

And she working all those three jobs under Trumps watch so much for three years plus of promises

[@bettymyers659]

well why don't you help her out.

[@natejordan513]

It’s not funny she just worked hard for it and u didn’t

[@MarkSultanaX2]

"People talk loud when they wanna act smart right?" "Correct!"

[@0InsertFunnyName0]

CORRECT!!!

[@pamaladalrymple9748]

Gym Jordan

[@hb6x8]

Comparing Plankton to Trump isn't fair. Plankton had way bigger hands and actual plans.

[@everettamador9885]

Wanna? Or poorly attempt?

[@mizzymo64]

Empty vessels make the loudest noise.

[@ThriftDiving]

I looooovvvvee hearing his colleague laughing in the background!!!

[@mdaze9753]

I think it might be his wife :)

[@felicial.7387]

if u saw part 1, it's his wife

[@ajfamily206]

I am enjoying the gigling of Stephen Colbert’s wife. She indeed replaced the laughing crows :)

[@c2757]

Very true but personally I prefer chuckling chickens to laughing crows.

[@kurushi857]

Seriously, the way they talk about trump sounds exactly like the way a nation would talk about a dictator.

[@SPaZchAOs]

It's incredible, isn't it? Half the people in my country are too blind to realize he is a quasi-dictator.

[@gerhardhauer7858]

🤔

[@colleen1750]

Yep.

[@GKA11111]

You sound like a little girl

[@evanbarnes9984]

@@GKA11111 the little girls I teach also recognize that Trump is trying to be a dictator, though, so why is that supposed to be an insult? Clearly they're more aware than you are

[@bl1429]

Melania won't even hold his hand in public. Many times, it shows her pulling away from him. How can you respect someone that you can't stand being around.

[@williamshatner5869]

Well she is still there , unless it's going to be another October surprise 😁 Oh and what a surprise that would be.

[@PointBlanc1231]

Gosh! You hate her because she does not hate her husband like you do. She is obviously a strong, mature and secure woman. They don't need to look into eachothers eyes and hold hands like the Clintons and Obamas do to make a point that mummy and daddy are still in love, can't you all see...Lol

[@madelineo8624]

Remember she was a model & she fall in love with Trumps mind. That says it all.

[@realtalkproductions]

Debbie Menon there’s literally multiple footage of her swiping trump to not hold his hand as his attempts fail several times. So your statement wld make sense if Trump wasn’t trying to display minor public affection. It’s quite clear on videos how she feel abt him.

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

@@madelineo8624 I love your sarcastic remark about dumb head.

[@bergy2201]

Dark and angry is the new motto of the Republican party.

[@wendyflatt39]

LMAO...go the PBS newshour and actually WATCH the damn speeches for yourself. Dont ever get your news from a stupid man named Colbert...DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.

[@nbbim2012]

The Avengers intro just keeps getting better which I didn't think was possible. Toothbrush that needs replacing--- that 1 really got me, great job team Colbert!!!!

[@JoeLaFon3]

When she says "the best is yet to come" I got legit end of the world vibes

[@Pokingthebear999]

Donald Trump JR speech, We are here tonight to talk about the great american story, "The land of broken campaign promises, low paying jobs and to honored our war heros such as Edward Gallighar and Clint Lorance. Yes, It's all the radicals left wing false. "The Best Is Yet To Come"😭

[@rsalas01]

More like The Hunger Games vibes - she forgot to close with “may the odds be ever in your favor”

[@sandyfrye115]

Raging Brainer lol

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I got this vibe that we had, like, "three days to stop the moon from falling into the earth." And the music started playing faster. Felt like I had less time. I'm trying to be silly about it but like. I'm getting the same anxiety tingles, but. This isn't a game. This is real life. Uh oh.

[@jamesjones2015]

@@robsuffridge9298 look at what Americans have done to African Americans. What's the difference please explain

[@akenyanwoman]

Seriously! Fix the part where the Mom is working three jobs, then we'll talk.

[@mlghelp2day]

Yeah i wonder if the mom wasnt really wrking 3 jobs...maybe 2 jobs🤔

[@waypointb]

@@mlghelp2day Three means at least two of them are probably part time. And given how much hours had been cut even before the pandemic that's not exactly unheard of.

[@Logan_Baron]

Not even just working 3 jobs, but working 3 jobs and still falls below the poverty line to qualify for assistance. That's crazy. Let me guess their solution......... More tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. It hasn't worked the last hundred times, but it will if we just do it more. Contrary to claims, minimum wage IS supposed to be able to be lived off of. And lived off of decently. The "get a higher education" besides not being feasible for everyone, was also supposed to be to live well. Not just to be able to get by on.

[@BNA_Est.1988]

Im surprised they didn’t drag her for being a single mother.

[@RubelliteFae]

Dems haven't fixed the problem these past three decades, why would they suddenly start under the most conservative candidate they've put forward so far? www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2020

[@mesamkiv7960]

“I hate these recitals! Which kid is this?!? Turfany or Malaria?!?” Brilliant!

[@deprofundis3293]

I lost it during that part 😂😂😂

[@rossprohaska6263]

I just spit milk through my nose ....

[@andrewnetherton652]

Anyone notice that they never wipe down that podium between speakers, an object they're collectively touching and breathing onto?

[@Heavenzvoice]

Andrew Netherton exactly......

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

Is it bad that I’ve got my fingers crossed?

[@mlghelp2day]

@@Pete...NoNotThatOne Covid 19: (winking) Nope....not at all.

[@mlghelp2day]

Covid 19 smoking a cigarette and smiling: I sure did!

[@carladehaas7866]

There's hope.

[@onc2008]

I want to thank the cast of The Late Show for suffering through the RNC. I tried, I threw up early on and had to turn it off

[@debicadude]

His wifes laughter makes me laugh even harder and im so happy for them! What a couple!

[@liliethcameron7110]

Mitch McConnell as Emperor Palpatine, lol, I can't take it.

[@krisfrederick5001]

The first time I saw Kimberly Guilfoyel's, whatever that was, I legitly thought it was an SNL skit.

[@soni-switch5270]

Oh god, that's way too accurate

[@sfguidry1959]

I think she damaged my hearing...I saw blood.

[@sandrastrawn6003]

Just wait for SNL

[@415hispfemale]

Haha. So true! But, what’s with cobber? He just seems so....pissed off? I mean he hates trump so much, it prevents him from being funny. He should stick with more of like a newscaster which I believe he started out as?

[@margaritrodriguez5647]

Me too!

[@DavidJ222]

I slept under my bed last night after watching Kimberly Guilfoyle's blood curdling screams at the RNC.😲

[@ferretfriend5458]

Me to omg dogs are still traumatised, one crazy lady

[@cweissable]

LOL!

[@SlowhandGreg]

It was full on Mussolini

[@sebsoud]

Vote for Trump if you want good coke!

[@fimbulsummer]

David J Is she some sort of exorcist?

[@alexanderwesthuis3486]

guilfoyle's speech reminded me of a certain austian motivational speaker in the 1930's

[@mlghelp2day]

There are so many memes online about Guilfoyle's speech. They are hilarious! 😅😅

[@yticivam]

MLG HELP thank garp memes are silent.

[@OriginalPiMan]

"Austrian". -Or "Auschwitzian"-

[@telectronix1368]

@@mlghelp2day I kept going back to watch it. I think I'm still not convinced it really happened.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Could Kimberley Goebbels Guilfoyle screams have been any louder? Seriously I had the speakers on low. & I could hear the Banshee screaming, screeching & yelling from 3 rooms away. 🗣📢📣😖

[@alexv3357]

Stephen's wife laughing in the background is the best part of the COVID era

[@fha1885]

Agreed. I never liked Stephen in the studio, he looked too...brushed and polished...too stainless steel and hard to relate with. These shows are much better as he seems more relaxed. And funnier.

[@alexv3357]

@@fha1885 It definitely suits him and his style of humour better

[@lilianevanhauw6213]

This was entertaining with a lot of info. My absolute compliments to Mr Colbert. 👏👏👏👏

[@GoGreen1977]

Thank you, Stephen, for sacrificing your soul while watching the RNC, so I don't have to!

[@coreylong4855]

"He continued to look back on the present" Had me rolling idk why

[@BrianSmith-ez9kj]

7:27- the Eric Trump Impression - Had me CRYING Laughing !! - and then it kept coming- so dang good Stephen

[@skyclimber7]

Second night of the rnc convention without the national anthem. Do Republicans hate America or something?

[@mlghelp2day]

One of these nights they may play the anthem song of Russia lol😅😅

[@gregpendrey6711]

@Universe Onesong good one!

[@jarchdm]

Here it is. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4Ckpa1urbyAZtk

[@jaimegarcia8447]

they do. too many blacks and latinos.

[@johnnyc4738]

Republicans don't hate America... Just *certain* Americans. 🇺🇲🙁😡🇺🇲

[@hunnerdayEDT]

Melania reading her speech like a hostage. She looked stressed and reluctant as hell.

[@chitra.m]

At least she can read !!! Definitely more lucidly than the president!!!

[@Jcorry123]

I don't know why we give her so much benefit of the doubt. There's zero evidence she's not as horrible as the rest of the family.

[@skinnyminny2629]

@@Jcorry123 right?!!

[@nygrl6102]

She misses her boyfriend. If Trump is re-elected she'll be separated from him for four more years.

[@nicolinagray8164]

I’m sure she doesn’t want to be “sent back”

[@o.b.7217]

*"Jack's mom Sarah, who works three jobs to support her son..."* Yeah, that's the problem right there, isn't it? What do you say? That isn't a problem? Well,...if you say so, Mikey...

[@FlameAdder]

This is why they lie most of the time - telling the truth just ends up making them look worse

[@littlelady12]

Cause single parenting isn’t also a full time job?!

[@hmmcinerney]

They want people working three jobs, which gives them little workplace protections.

[@ThePauprinceaz09]

@@littlelady12 3 jobs...... 3 Including parenting would be 4 not saying that it's not possible but let's just think for a moment during covid-19 pandemic Just curious what kind of jobs is she working how much money is she possibly making on 3 jobs and what time does she have for that little boy if she's the only parent present too many variables who's babysitting is the kid going around Grandma and Grandpa excetera excetera

[@lindatisue733]

Yes, three jobs... that means she probably doesn't have health insurance, and no vacation time. In Sweden, there is a law that even parttime workers get the same benefits as full time. For example, vacation time, a temporary worker gets 13% added on to the base pay. Makes it so businesses can't play the "parttime, no benefits game."

[@MLIOGJXNUYAT]

"traditionally" isn't the point. Pompeo violated the Hatch Act.

[@jessstuart7495]

Multiple SERIOUS HATCH ACT VIOLATIONS every night of this RNC. Trump and his family believe they are above the law. Lets prove them wrong in November.

[@HTtwentyten]

Democrats have violated the Hatch Act as well. No charges will be pressed, because it will take everyone down.

[@zoeherriot]

@@HTtwentyten You got a specific one? I mean, it's possible - but Pompeo was the first Secretary of State in history to talk at a convention. The memo on this says they should not even attend the convention, let alone speak at one.

[@HTtwentyten]

@@zoeherriot I don't have names, but there were cabinet-level people speaking at Obama's 2012 DNC. I doubt the Trump admin. would do something like this if they didn't have firm legal precedent on their side. They have the GOP and all its resources behind them.

[@zoeherriot]

@@HTtwentyten you doubt the GOP would do something like this unless they had firm legal precedent on their side? Really? The GOP? Well... they don't have legal precedent on their side. What they did appears to be illegal. And just because someone else did something illegal, doesn't automatically make it fine for them to do it to. So the DNC in 2012 - that was stretching the law, for sure - but it probably did not violate the hatch act because none of the cabinet members did on camera presentations, and it wasn't held in a federal building. I would still condone them being penalised if it was considered illegal though. But Pompeo has no such recourse - it's pretty black and white and he even went against his own memo to the state department on presidential appointees even being allowed to attend a convention. But... seriously - the GOP just break the law every goddam minute (especially Trump) -It's one problem I have with the DNC. THey tend not to break the law, and don't take the GOP to task properly for doing so - and so they are not playing on a level playing field. It's a weakness on their part: Things that GOP and Trump have done that are illegal in the past few months: Deliberately slowed the mail Kellyanne Conway has repeatedly violated the hatch act Trump and Ivanka used the office of the president to endorse a product Attempted to use a federal building for a partisan event Appear to have attempted to use the presidency to impact a business (Amazon) We have confirmation FROM THE GOP that Trump probably lied to Mueller Trump tried to get the FBI building moved so that it would not be possible to have a competing hotel near his hotel Trump is continually taking funds into his private properties from the government (and artificially raising prices) while doing so The firing of the AG in NY was probably illegal (to be determined) Chad Wolf appointment - illegal Like - the list goes on and on and on - and don't for a second think the DNC has anything on Trump when it comes to illegality. They just don't have it in them.

[@cweissable]

The whole Eric thing is so funny.

[@chloekey8043]

Stephen is funny. Eric’s not

[@ebonywhite1388]

The American Endgame intro is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 Be Best😭😭😭😭😭

[@29jgirl92]

I never get sick of that incredible Eric Trump impersonation!

[@mamadukebrooks9537]

Literally cried tears #EricTheDunce

[@chandratyler9567]

Steven you killed me with laughter tonight. The Eric teeth, the mike pence sleeping. This show was hilarious ! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@markferrari8955]

Gotta laugh 3 jobs just to survive in the self described “Greatest Country on Earth”

[@VoteBlue450]

Oh....the irony.

[@danielengelhardt7453]

So her son who needs help could "WIN' a school choice voucher.. Our education system has been dying since the 1950's.

[@aliciao.5731]

Exactly, Ivanka will love it.

[@guessingjester2359]

Then leave. Stop complaining. It’s the Democrats destroying the city moron

[@boomslangCA]

@@guessingjester2359 Eric... when you've finished texting, I'd like a booth in the back please.

[@alanreader5808]

I don't know how you stay so cheerful and funny, Steven. A wee dram I suspect. Anyway, keep it up and cheers from New Zealand.

[@lisab9541]

I'm thinking we all need more than a wee dram.

[@sloetree]

Melania, you don't have to go to Africa to learn something about inhumanity: just go to Wisconsin and listen to what Mr.Blake's three little boys have to say!

[@DrDespicable]

She doesn't have to go ANYWHERE to learn about inhumanity - she's getting a fucking master class right there in the White House.

[@charlesl.moukoko2832]

sloetree you're totally right

[@architech02]

She already have a front row seat in the white house, the oval office to be exact

[@erichoberg3502]

@LM Parker Even plastic sex dolls don't expect a mushroom.

[@rongeerts9054]

So sad but so true....

[@jamoore418]

when he falls asleep in the middle of saying Mike Pence 😭

[@ronjohnson21]

Imagine a sleep-aide named after him...

[@brucehicks5817]

Being American used to come with bragging rights. Now... (exhales)

[@33lex55]

maybe that's the only good thing coming out of this..no more bragging rights..

[@NewMessage]

All I really heard when Eric got to the podium was "Do you love me now, Dad? Dad? Daaaad!"

[@Abracadabra1111]

“...and toothbrush that needs replacing, Rand Paul” 😂😂😂

[@fvkijay]

I lost it there too 😂😂😂

[@tommyt1971]

I almost spit out the slice of peach I was chewing on!

[@thereIsaidit123]

Kimberly could be in the wrong convention she thought it was Wrestle Mania

[@chuckaudio3191]

The Eric impersonation had me crying! "The special is SCROD!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@trueson5351]

It''s so crazy that they would feel okay with saying she has three jobs!!!

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

It's "I am Mike Pence" 's fault. He is so dumb.. like his master.

[@garycraig6506]

Has 3 jobs, needs another!

[@larazanz]

It’s a Republican troupe they’ll call that a “hard working American.”

[@trueson5351]

Esther Sanders It is my business, no should have to trade that many hours of their life to make a minimum living.

[@TheFpCassini]

@@wuminminnie thank you for the insightful peek into your childhood conditions. May I ask what country you grew up in?

[@jennifers7465]

The RNC American Dream: You working three jobs & needing charity while your taxes fund all those GOP tax cuts for the rich

[@brucehicks5817]

Preach!

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Well of course you must, the American dream isn't for everyone, someone has to make sacrifices to make it happen for the others!

[@jennifers7465]

Dawn Wood actually fortunately for me, I’m australian & at least get things like public healthcare and subsidised medication for the taxes I pay from my single job 😁

[@jennifers7465]

Kayla Pounds yep 100%

[@generic3725]

Please, let’s VOTE trump out in November!!!

[@leefrankel4191]

Stephen, thank goodness for A Late Show. Otherwise, I’d be weeping all the time.

[@anonymouspoop2]

The RNC version of America: Endgame is absolutely incredible 😂

[@lydialillico7596]

It's so funny

[@789syrus789]

Yeah, very funny. Take a meme thats been told hundred times already. Soooo funny and very creative. Not at all propaganda to fool the new generation into liking it.

[@shirleysenkler781]

Steve, my thought on the Mom with 3 jobs was why does she have to work 3 jobs to survive? I think you have the same thought as me one that one. Love your imitation of Eric the dweeb. Melania, we won't forget the last 3 1/2 years either, they have been a total nightmare!

[@AuntyBeet]

That Kimberly lady got me scared with her screaming and yelling.

[@Pinkladie2002]

She thinks she is Evita...

[@KaiChao1005]

Kim was auditioning for the role of Rita Repulsa on the Power Rangers reboot.

[@markduncan1144]

I could never, EVER get tired of the Eric Trump impression.

[@kellym9190]

Me too, I remember thinking the first time he brought out that gag that he should do it more often. Sometimes, a comedian you like will do more beaver-face shctick about the least important president’s least important son, and you’ll get to say that your dream came true! 😂

[@albertschepis]

I have to say I feel it's the one thing that's a little too mean, but I can't help but laugh anyway, and that's the intent. He's not exactly a man of substance or consequence anyway.

[@ukwelimmoja8387]

"I hate these recitals - which one of my kids is this?" Hilarious!!

[@joyl3926]

LMAO!!

[@familledelisle2086]

American citizenship: "the most prized, treasured, cherished and priceless possession anywhere in the world" As a Canadian living in France, I would like to object, twice...

[@ferox965]

Canadian here. American citizenship will guarantee you cannot come into our country.

[@aholland27]

Fucking a right.

[@aholland27]

@@ferox965 and about 190 others too 😪

[@averyprice9422]

I've been looking into getting into Canada... But I am poor... America is trash

[@susanrobertson984]

Same same. Canadian living in Canada but have lived in the UK, Czech republic, Egypt and UAE... American citizenship is not at the top of a lot of people's wish list. Especially if they are brown skinned...

[@donnamcpherson8754]

I almost fell out of my chair when he snapped and the mailboxes disappeared and the buckets of chicken appeared... omg, I'm dead!

[@laurastevenson9380]

I’m more worried about what’s going to happen after the election. America is a tinder box right now.

[@albertschepis]

Yeah, things do not look good at all. Every morning I wake up and get an overwhelming wave of dread. This is awful.

[@willschultz5452]

Either way things are going to get worse 😔. Trump won't go without a fight and his gun toting degenerates are going to hit the streets

[@dritan68]

If you borrow millions from The banks and don’t pay it back you’re committing bank robbery .

[@albertschepis]

@@dritan68 Exactly, but the way Trump and his kind think of it, if you get away with it, it's alright. It's the old idiom "There's a sucker born every minute." They not only depend on that in order to swindle others, but to go ahead and be swindled themselves.

[@jocosus3]

11:34 "Which one of my children is this? Is that Turfany or Malaria?" LMAO

[@tinysim]

American citizenship is more of a curse these days.

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

Never loved the big ol' atlantic ocean and spain and half of the mediterranean separating our countries more.

[@Max-iv8pp]

I wouldn't go there if you killed me. Oh wait ...

[@IMSiegfried]

In the UK that when someone does something stupid they now say, "That was an American thing to do."

[@blackblurable]

Angela Siegfried that’s actually pretty funny. Our country has been the joke of the world for a longtime now

[@thandie67]

I can attest to that, I now live in Belgium and yes it is a liability to say "I am america".

[@anakena]

She cut Jackie’s trees. I can’t get over this😱🤬🤯😡

[@kevinflores9517]

She is a disgrace

[@aliciao.5731]

Me too. I was ain elementary school when the Kennedys were in office.

[@teddyterminal]

In fairness, she actually didn't. The trees have been relocated to elsewhere on the White House grounds.

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

She didn't. They were moved. So you can move on now!

[@anakena]

If they’re relocated for a justifiable reason, I might understand. But, it looks that they did it so they can have RNC speeches or perhaps because a democrat administration had planted them? If they did it for her personal taste which is a bit morbid if you remember the red Xmas trees, couldn’t she had contemplated that these trees were a legacy from one of our most beloved and iconic First Ladies. The trees were beautiful.

[@jeffpagan7735]

Why did she dress like a dictator

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

Jeff Pagan she’s dressed like Fidel and trumpy had on high heels and bell bottoms that were too short for his grand entrance to the immigration ceremony.

[@cisco8650]

Maybe she was trying to give the country a hint of where a second trump term will be like.

[@gingercat777]

You can take the girl out of the Authoritarian regime..but you can't take the Authoritarianism out of the girl.

[@dragonflysutra3232]

@@gingercat777 haha

[@madelineo8624]

She wants to be taken seriously.

[@jkkaki7430]

“He continued to look back at the present”....🤣🤣🤣🖤they definitely take the medal for living in denial, hands down.

[@runswithwolves61]

Kimberly Guilfoyle: Does she think she's performing the title role in "Evita"?

[@sassydiva7821]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@pennymitchell8523]

...and everyone was crying

[@ironsnowflake1076]

_DON'T CRY FOR ME AAAAMEERICA!!!_ _THE TRUTH IS, I NEVER GAVE A SHI...._ 🎶🎶🎶😁

[@robertquick6690]

It was more effective in the original 1936 German.

[@ludicrousone8706]

@@robertquick6690 No women doing politics in 1936 Germany.🤔 So there is progress on the proto fascist side.

[@evanhughes7609]

Eric comes out with all gums blazing. Quite an achievement being the poster child for gingivitis AND cretinism.

[@RichardFreeberg]

Eric, poster child for birth control. Or better yet, abstinence...

[@E-Liza-sg3ty]

I am hear lmao at all these comments. Hilarious

[@frankmalinaro9700]

the whole family has gonorrhea of the brain and discharge is oozing out of their mouths.

[@J-BKing]

*dies on the inside* 😆😆😆

[@susanaberbach9710]

Kudos to u guys, you have a gut to listen this sham convention...but wait wait, added bonus you make me laughed to tears. In a serious note, Republicans & Democrats let’s unite vote 🗳 Biden & Harris in November 3,2020 Bring back civility, policy in place in times of pandemic, crises and disaster against humanity.

[@maliabeaver462]

This comedy relief is so needed. I am still laughing!🤣

[@jaysinversion1]

BAHAHAHAHA, Those faces and the comments....my stomach hurt from laughing. Thank you for being a light during this dark election!

[@alansmitheejr.]

Melania is so tired of all the fighting in her marriage she's already wearing army fatigues.

[@Woodbug-b7t]

She's just flat out fatigued and over the Trump BS!

[@cindypomerleau950]

First thing I noticed when she walked out was how militant her ensemble was.

[@laurav6995]

She's getting paid to pretend and show fake support. Their marriage is "Fake News". 🤣

[@pianoflat]

New fashista uniform

[@arcturionblade1077]

Good. Send her to fight America's wars. We all know Bunker Boy McBonespurs won't do any of the fighting.

[@wulfsaga2]

'The best YET to come....' Why its not coming during first 4 years ? 🤔

[@Swordtee40]

Eric said "dead' so much in the clip, sounded like he was saying "DAD".

[@appskobadr5321]

''Tomorrow's keynote speaker Mike *gaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh* how long was i out?'' I almost peed my pants xD

[@genelomas332]

I know, right!? Brilliant!

[@13katecoombs]

They had to cancel one of their speakers because she tweeted anti-semitic stuff. The best people!

[@natejordan513]

Another libtard

[@sympthylost]

SA is the model criticizing Israel's zionist apartheid government isn't anti-semetic. Although having an evangelical base that supports a jewish state only because they think it'll bring about a rapture that condemns nonbelievers to eternal damnation just might be.

[@natejordan513]

Yea Ilhan Omar and the radical liberals need to be deported and sent to Afghanistan

[@brennamcdowell]

“It seems like just yesterday where my husband accepted the presidential nomination...” Ummmm. No it doesn’t. 😂😂😂😂

[@laurav6995]

Fake News 😂

[@brennamcdowell]

Laura VP what is fake news? You mean what she said? From the recorded video of her saying it? 🤔

[@magnetiktrax]

As John Oliver put it, "back in 2016 when I was 50 years younger ..."

[@guadalupemeixueiropalacios3184]

Its been an eternity for me

[@chloekey8043]

Considering she wouldn’t even move into the White House for months and months, it has been a shorter time for her

[@wisammoeali]

when johnny Carson was the king of all talk shows back in 80's I used to get his VHS to watch in Baghdad,I might be the only guy in Iraq knew about Carson and loved him.then Carson resigned in 1992 I was upset ;add to that my town became a war zone!! So it was rough time .But then I found out about David Letterman ..he was my joy on VHS then on satellite in 90's but he also resigned in 2014 ,I almost went nut specially Robin William died in same year .But thanks god, fortunately I have Stephen Colbert otherwise i would go crazy .Carson ,Letterman and Colbert are the best remedy to put up with this fucking world .

[@b.martinyu-artist2138]

man I would mail you whatever video you need.

[@maryannslatteryburrows7228]

Noah trevor, seth meyers are great too. John Mayer

[@turbosdolphin]

How is golfing almost every weekend fighting for me?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theguythatmakesyoumad3834]

*First Lady? More like Third Lady, amirite?*

[@rororo135]

Stephen is really making the best of a bad situation these last weeks

[@oilpntr]

Thanks! I needed the laughter-oh, you couldn’t hear it? Trust I roared

[@a.s.3567]

Hilarious. Thank You for always making us laugh through these dark days.

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

The party that's supposed to be about keeping jobs in America: "Let's put on a lady who automated her entire farm."

[@LordKnightcon]

One of the dirty secrets of politicians is that's how the majority of farming in the US is done today: gigantic agribusiness firms belonging to multi-millionaires that only show up when a cog in the machine breaks. Traditional farming passed down through families accounts for about 1% of all food production today because most of them have been gobbled up when the corporations drove them out of business. So whenever you hear any politician talking about how, "they support the farmers of America!" those millionaires are who they are talking about.

[@judyives1832]

Lord Knightcon Absolutely. Support SMALL farmers. Buy your food from small family farms that raise their animals humanely and don’t spray chemicals on their fruit and vegetables instead of from a grocery store.

[@lovablealexa7839]

😁😁😁😁😁

[@Dan-nt2yb]

Lol...good point.👍🏾

[@starkravingralph]

Yeah this is why peeps should be vegan. Help the environment, stop the torture of non humans, and lower obesity and cholesterol. It's a win win win. Trump should love that, he's all about winning! But he's against doing anything altruistic so...yeah scratch that.

[@Lonewolfmike]

I swear Donnie Jr. girlfriend was high as a kite on something.

[@LeeBee-hs6mj]

So was Don Jr

[@Lonewolfmike]

@@LeeBee-hs6mj Yeah you could see it in his eyes. They were glassed over big time.

[@laurav6995]

Coke much ?

[@frogfilibuster5095]

COCAINE! cocaine was trending 2 on Twitter politics after junior spoke

[@scott7119]

She's a freaky piece of work!

[@dstephens9327]

OMG! Your Eric impressions are hysterical!!!! 😂 so funny!