President Trump Had A Bad (Or Sick) Weekend At Mar-a-Lago

Stephen chronicles Trump's weekend tweet-a-thon, tempts the President with a shiny travel ban and shares the latest episode of 'Real News Tonight.'
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[@jensen1901]

can you imagine if Obama went to Hawaii every weekend while he was President? Fox News and Trump would go ballistic, yet when Trump goes to Mar-a-Lago literally EVERY WEEKEND, not a peep from the right wing hypocrites.

[@Oscar.Blake1]

well said

[@OldSquidleySpooch]

still no reply...interesting...

[@carl.j917]

b..but them emails !!

[@wardoc041]

autosource Deflection.

[@rebelsociety96]

It was Irans money that was frozen by the US. like do you read?

[@suhailmdm]

Colbert is the man!!

[@laloveisbad88]

Suhail Mohamed Masthan Yes love him!

[@tidegoesin_tidegoesout]

The way Stephen gives two titles when he introduces people is my favorite thing about this show

[@carl.j917]

at this point i think the biggest concern isn't even trump himself but the millions of zombies that cheer for him and legitimize what he says no matter what

[@suebarrow5973]

Carl. J terrifying

[@GBD1000]

What I don't get is how Hillary got SO MUCH HATE when she barely did anything wrong, to the point where electors refused to vote for her (more than refuse Trump) and yet Trump gets a free pass on everything he says or does.

[@pretentiousred6159]

GBD1000 because "men" were threatened by her, so they demonized her any chance they got. She's not even close to what they painted her out to be. Rural Americans definitely got the president they deserve though. Wonder if they'll still be alive by the end of his term.

[@ph5274]

PretentiousRed 👌

[@ptavangar]

Prescient comment...

[@darkprose]

"Tapp." Well, he said he knew big words. I didn't think he meant he would just be adding letters to the end of short ones.

[@spencereng]

He probably thought it was spelled "Tapp" because tapping has two p's, lol.

[@bubujooestes1499]

spencereng He is president. should know better.He messes up everything he says or writes

[@JamesJoyce12]

Stephen Colbert is probably the smartest late night talk-show host. Take that for what it is worth.

[@earthminus10]

trumps diet of high fat and sugar along with no excercise is our only hope🙈🙉🙊

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

Or the common sense of the people stepping in to have him impeached and then convincted.

[@lgl998]

Lol so true !

[@minuteman1563]

earthminus10 I see 3 liberals 👆

[@UserRobot215]

Minute Man I spot a possible trump supporter

[@noeliajaime7656]

earthminus10 God help me I was thinking the same thing.This fucking man brings out the worst in people.

[@johnetteperuzzi8158]

I love how Trump supporters think it's ok for him to spend tax payers money to go to Florida every weekend.

[@russianhomecat3313]

If he fights for us effectively we consider this a great investment!👍

[@jensen1901]

Trump is not fighting for you or "us" he literally gives zero fucks about you. Wake up. He appointed two Goldman Sachs execs to his cabinet to ensure the 1% get tax breaks. That is all he cares about.

[@TheDarkfrostElf]

Russian Homecat I hope that's a joke

[@russianhomecat3313]

TheDarkfrostElf That is not a joke there is a big difference between wasting money and making investment. Investment means you get your asset back with a profit.☝️

[@nancycampbellgibson2634]

Russian Homecat You must be deaf, dumb, and blind to still be supporting this huckster.

[@bradhamilton8375]

EVERYBODY is laughing at good old Donnie!! AT HIM!!!

[@reallynow5357]

Whoever invents the trump cancelling earphones deserve the *Nobel peace prize*. 🏆

[@GuardianCitadel]

No, the person who puts them on the President does.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

David Davidson So you know the truth? Care to enlighten us?

[@justinwilliams5982]

David Davidson you keep making these propaganda claims with nothing to prove that it is. what is propagandist about a tweet that HE directly out?

[@snmm1029]

David Davidson must be one of those Russian trolls.

[@theartist124]

Trump needs a closer expiration date!

[@jpenneymrcoin6851]

He just got one when Sessions resigned. I've started an office pool, we think 6 to 9 months, tops.

[@theartist124]

I hope you're right, that would be great! I had a discussion the other day and they seemed to think his ego won't let him leave, though I suggest he really hates being in there I would think he would want out, like take his toy and go home!

[@Derrickstare]

Seriously. I really hope 6-9 months is the maximum amount of time before he's impeached.

[@typezero8929]

+Jpenney mrcoin Sessions didn't resign. He recused himself from the investigation they are launching into him. HUGE difference.

[@bethechange52]

Stephen has found his true calling! He is great! Thanks!

[@ferrerorocher1186]

how about the massacre of the sacred grammar

[@ferrerorocher1186]

yeah, that works, too. like butcher, kill, destroy, smth to that effect

[@brotlowskyrgseg1018]

Worse than Bowling Green. #neverremember #jesuiswhatever

[@Dragonk116]

Ferrero Rocher That already happened with or without trumps care... just look around you, the Internet is full of it.

[@plop4493]

RIP in peace...

[@Microtherion]

The internet is full of it. That's true on so many levels. :)

[@hoskinson26]

Our crazy orange president is going sour like meatloaf in the sun. But oh GOD it's funny.

[@funkotron9198]

It's a dark age for the presidency but a golden age of political comedy.

[@nancycampbellgibson2634]

FUNKOTRON You're right about that.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

An ominous Orange Age, lurking on the horizon, a threat to the entire world.. Let's hope he self implodes before that comes to pass.

[@jaydavids6485]

Rhett Hoskinson - I've never been into politics until Trump. He is better than HOUSE OF CARDS and more crazy and often. I love it.. and it's FREE...NO NETFLIX NEEDED. THANKS TRUMPY😁

[@vortura2039]

Wow what an insightful comment

[@maryamg1353]

Trump has got to the point that no one takes him seriously. This narcissistic is making the country a laughing stock.

[@minimumeffort4948]

Maryam G His cult does.

[@suebarrow5973]

Maryam G he did that as soon as the msm took him seriously

[@dwarfie24]

Maryam G Oooh believe me we are laughing. You might have to listen very carefully to hear it though, because of all the tears of fear.

[@GeorgeOfTheBushveld]

Maryam G Nah America WAS the laughing stock of the world a few times in the past, however I feel that me and many of my fellow internationals can't laugh at Trump's America. That would be the same as laughing at someone with a debilitating disease... now we just look on in astonishment and pity.

[@Jabbatic]

The US has been the laughing stock of the world for YEARS. Our laughter has just become much more intense since you put that orange buffoon, the loofah faced shitgibbon into power. Before Trump the US had always been amusing, sometimes hilarious. Now the US is constantly hilarious with layer after layer of contempt, horror, astonishment and fear mixed in. It's time to throw him out of power and into prison! Just get on with it, America.

[@ConnieBTV]

Trump wants us to believe Obama tapped his phones, but forgot to leak his tax returns. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubujooestes1499]

Connie B can somebody leak his tax returns.That would be nice

[@SeventhShadow27]

I thik trup has already had one too many "leaks" if you know what I mean

[@Gottenhimfella]

Connie B You make a trenchant point. Ironically lost on most Trump supporters because it requires levels of comprehension, albeit minimal, which they never attained.

[@erek2075]

Gotten, silly girl. Put down the remote and research it yourself. Pelosi accused Trump of a Russia connection 2 months ago based on her supposed knowledge of the wire taps. Besides, who cares if Trump paid the minimum tax he was legally required to pay. Did didn't violate tax law that Clinton and Obama put in place. Or do you prefer people pay additional tax than whats required?

[@georgew1857]

yeah obama tapped Merkel so you are an idiot

[@EWAMILENAP]

If Trump keeps missing his medication every weekend, we will need to brace ourselves for a very rough and rocky ride. This is worse than "One flew over the cuckoo's nest". THIS IS REAL!!!

[@twocsies]

Kay 100 He can't get his medication anymore because the White House doctors are watching his health.

[@atifmuhammad95]

The whole world is laughing on USA

[@evilmorty1440]

Atif Khan I am. And I am from Brazil. hahaha

[@antoniodizon2230]

And you compare this moron to duterte.... Fucking joke

[@Ryanlexz]

Atif Khan lmao more like the whole world is laughing at muslim. Ahahahahahahaha

[@sewgatormomm]

Yup.

[@Skyte100]

Half of the USA is blind and the other half is split between those still hoping this is all a dream, that have constant headaches from this man, and those that are laughing with the rest of the world.

[@RonWinter335]

Thank you Stephen for helping many of us get through this shite.

[@minuteman1563]

Ron Winter I stepped in some shite once in Lebanon.🇮🇱

[@HEllis-qu5nn]

My God we have trailer trash in the White House

[@st3ppenwolf]

True that.. it's revenge time for the trailer trash of our country.. the ones who were left out of the economic boom, fucking pathetic losers.

[@stevengonzalez3014]

Joey Harper lol do you need a safe space. please stop being a dumb fuck. it's fucking up the country.

[@joeyharper2776]

Steven Gonzalez People like you are fucking up this country, You are hypocritical.

[@bignizzle6973]

H. Ellis Did Monica visit the White House?

[@frankchavez9413]

"REAL NEWS" SEGMENT = GENIUS!!!

[@zillionalb462]

spicer looks like he died three days ago

[@robn2171]

Zillion Alb lmfao tell us how you really feel.

[@LS-wh9rn]

David Davidson did he pee on you?

[@Gooberpatrol66]

But will he rise again?

[@anthonymiller934]

*Nathan Dehnel* GOAT comment.

[@wesleymiller6674]

That pic had as much purple as Drumpf had orange.

[@xxymoder]

Great video! So spot on - I love reading the Trump trolls' pathetic negative comments!

[@bignizzle6973]

xxymoder Job creation and secure borders aren't your thing I guess

[@caru3257]

Big Nizzle. more like clean air and water.

[@xxymoder]

Big Nizzle - How are pathetic posters' comments like yours, going to create jobs and a secure border?

[@xxymoder]

Dennis King - You really told me off! But really, you just confirmed my original post - LOL!!

[@vm9522]

I thought the US reality TV shows were getting really boring and predictable....then the country decided to make a certain Donald Trump the fucking President of the country..."reality" TV has never been this good! Thanks Trump....or should we still thank Obama? :P

[@hiddenboi69]

VM 9 thanks Obama 😒

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

Reality TV was never real

[@MrVice101]

VM 9 hello VM 9. Good name.

[@KabirSingh-kp1oj]

Watching in 2019 .. Colbert's Trump voice has gotten much better

[@barryklus]

Colbert is in the zone! He just keeps getting better and better. Hilarious!

[@barryklus]

Why would a Trump supporter be on this site? Are you spying on us..? Go back to Hannity or Alex Jones!

[@tychoazrephet3794]

You know the guy who wrote that "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" article? I think that guy might be the President of the United States.

[@i1shadow361]

the world is laughing at us right now.

[@christos.5302]

Umm. lets assume it is true what you said. Now how do you explain the behavior of the respected president sir?

[@Mineav]

Damn right we are. The US right now is the best reality show ever created!!!

[@onespiker]

David Davidson it did sat it a long time before but that is just speculating on the opinions then. there was a big change in opinions before the vote so many but it just around 50 those are decent opinion polls.

[@allypoum]

Correct

[@Emma-ng4bx]

TGShadow ye a bit ...sorry but it's not completely y'alls fault😂😂

[@Blackjack09721]

Dammit man, I wish I had a choice in where my tax dollars went because of this. When you do your tax returns, you should be able to check a box to where your tax dollars go. Yes I know the drawbacks of this, but I don't want to fund his weekly vacations.

[@evechewietan]

Laverne Blaszczyk - What a genius idea!! Hear, hear!

[@Blackjack09721]

Laverne Blaszczyk "No taxation without representation" was a famous slogan once. I think it has merit in this scenario.

[@Blackjack09721]

Dev Dev Why did you write that comment as if I knew who you were in real life? Is this how stalking starts?

[@lln7065]

alreid09 What? He's just stating that you probably weren't too concerned before Trump got in office of what Obama was doing with your tax dollars.

[@Blackjack09721]

Swang is better than Black Beatles oh so he assumed something....like he knew me in real life. gotcha

[@robertmuckle2985]

Steven...you are brilliant!!!!

[@miloguichard1958]

Stephen Colbert makes massive amends for Americans' polling behaviour. Love the show!

[@chibz92]

How do y'all comment so fast; the video was poster 20 seconds ago!

[@draunt7]

Chibz92 watch this at 1.5 speed.

[@mccarraa]

Blake Griffin So Damn Ugly your a weirdo

[@Palatineoffacts]

how did things get so bad so fast? this is like a years worth of screwups in a few months

[@baleigh5610]

THe COntrarian only a year? It feels like its been twelve!

[@joeyharper2776]

THe COntrarian What was screwed up?

[@bignizzle6973]

THe COntrarian Do you mean job creation, rising economy and government cuts are a bad thing?

[@gibbyrex522]

Big Nizzle and Joey Harper...you guys should get a room. You're finishing each others sentences. It must be love!

[@TheRogueWolf]

I expected at least a few months of seeming normalicy before the excrement hit the ventilation device. I didn't expect that the Crazy Train would go off the rails while leaving the station!

[@howiethao277]

I would buy those trump-cancelling earphones!

[@m0nkEz]

I could really go for a Trump-cancelling congress right about now.

[@markanderson7284]

m0nkEz good luck moron

[@simmzzzz]

I liked the Fox News clip toward the end. They always crack me up

[@tuckchesta6052]

"Tap-puh-puh"

[@prototyperchan]

lol Colbert is honestly fuckin funny

[@prototyperchan]

ur mom's not bright lmao luuuul

[@davidhollenshead4892]

Shepherd, What the F is your Problem ????

[@XENOGALAXY]

wtf are you even taking about you psychopath?

[@prototyperchan]

daddy is that you???

[@XENOGALAXY]

Tony Chan lmao.

[@thefreehoboevanska8290]

Want to go fishing this weekend, I better dig some worms up. Oh hang on, Someone told me Trump has cans full of them, he opened one on Saturday morning .

[@hennmau5]

Grade A Stephen Colbert. yas!!!!!!

[@chancerobinson1759]

Wine bottle, butt plug double entendre this man is a genius

[@number1authority]

Hell yeah. Hysterical.

[@mutzikatzi1]

Man, USA is a hilarious joke :D

[@robn2171]

Mastedon Tusk lol? yeah we don't do those things here in the US, but comparing yourself to somewhere worse doesn't actually improve the situation you're in.

[@Gottenhimfella]

Take two people. Feed one exclusively on animals and plants, and feed the other exclusively on inventions of the American food industry, such as hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soy lecithin, high-fructose corn syrup (eg in soda pop). One will thrive; the other will die. 40% of American "food" does not comply with the dictionary definition of food: it does not sustain life, or provide nourishment. IT MAKES AMERICANS SICK. Eating dogs is not objectively different from eating other animals. And living in a house made from dried dung does not make people sick, but more importantly (unlike an important proportion of industrial materials and food science) it does not make the planet sick. The appeal to popularity is not convincing. The worst things can easily be the most popular. That's how bad, authoritarian leaders succeed, down through history.

[@zaprese]

David Davidson Except the major problem that the comedians have is that that no longer have to exaggerate what they say making the regular news just as funny.

[@juanmoreno5805]

I get more news from Stephen then the mainstream media I listen to news on the Internet

[@JMiles-fk1vf]

joke, but not hilarious.

[@MrNodebate]

Wow, Trump can't even get the word "Tap" right... A 3-letter-word!...Sad!

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

MrNodebate your punctuation is terrible. Sad is what a guvment education (indoctrination) gets you these days.

[@ilovesugar1329]

Vice Principal Dick Vernon When someone criticises another person for having bad grammar but can't even spell goverment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cardboard5689]

Slutter Gut being the president of one the more powerful country on earth, the president are held to different standards that the majority of the population. Misspelling and grammatical error also convey the wrong message about education to the populace, for a person claiming Twitter as a way to reach the people in the face of opposing factions, I would prefer that he use auto-correct to eliminate simple mistakes.

[@MrNodebate]

Well I thank you, and might I add that your punctuation is impeccable as well, paired with seldom seen eloquence and wit :) Cheers to you:)

[@typezero8929]

Much appreciated, my friend. Cheers to you as well!

[@andrewstephenson9083]

It's funny that he brings up McCarthyism. As if his original Muslim ban idea wasn't taken right from the pages of the McCarthy playbook. TSA Agent: "Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Islamic faith?"

[@ski898]

"out of his a.s.s?" Brilliant!

[@squatch545]

Colbert's writers are the best!

[@anthonywoodard1701]

hey Robert I seen all your comments today and I gotta ask , did you rub one out every time you hit send?

[@CaveDog420]

Joe Smith pretty sure they actually have autism

[@squatch545]

Pretty sure you're a Trumpanzee.

[@zerof4lk]

Robert Jesson Ikr, these losers thought american people still had common sense, omg hillarious

[@Jamie.Laszlo]

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but…I miss reality. I miss The Washington Post being considered a reliable news source and never hearing of Breitbart News. I miss laughing at people like Alex Jones and shrugging them off as a harmless nutcases. I miss the days when reality wasn’t warped and changed within a Tweet of 140 characters or less. I always felt the day would come when I’d feel the need to protest and march. I just wasn’t sure what I’d be marching for. But now I know. I’d be marching for reality. Simply reality. We cannot let crazy conspiracy theories become facts…no matter how much some people WANT those theories to be true. We cannot shape reality. Reality shapes us. And, hey…I already know the sign I’d make for my march: “This MUST be serious… Because I am WAY too lazy for this shit!”

[@devilmonkey]

Jamie Laszlo it's funny when crazy people think they're sane

[@cheekypasta55]

This was a great comment and I 100% agree. Im a dude and I went to the Women's March. If anyone, literally *anyone* else in the election became president (i.e. Cruz, Rubio, Carson, Clinton whoever), I wouldnt have really given a shit about any of this political stuff. But with things being as bad as they are, I felt like I couldnt just sit and watch it go up in flames so I went out and marched. #toolazyforrealshit

[@Buenomars]

At this rate, Jill Newslady and Jim Anchorton will become regulars of this show!

[@russwilson2305]

I love The Real News clips. That shit is hilarious.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

David Davidson It was the name of the sketch at the end.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

On a day as horrific as this where there's been yet another high school shooting I just find some degree of relief and comfort in the humor Stephen Colbert provides... "The sentient testicle..." I'm lovin the relief of a little bit of humor during such a very sad time

[@strawberrymilksamurai]

I wish some one really does bug the White House... a recording of Trump's tantrums would be so hilarious

[@Cleansingflames]

Robert, don't you think it's strange we're holding the president to the standard of toxic KZbin commenters? It's mind-boggling.

[@elizabethencalada5600]

Colbert is the best!!!

[@Thil942]

Team Hank Green

[@franciscopacheco9516]

Thanks god because they starting posting the monologue in one piece again!

[@colevickery9758]

Remember when late shows talked about something other than the president?

[@erenhernandez5639]

Last Week and we have 4 years of it.

[@sandybutt9898]

Maybe we need to re-invent the Cone of Silence from Get Smart just for Trump to sit in.

[@Jolar70]

Please make Jon Bastiste not make words! I'm sorry, no offense towards his musical talent, but musicians are not automatically ready for screen time. This is also true of other artists like some authors or sculptors! Paul Schafer came to "Late Night with David Letterman" with a heavy ironic schtick already in place, Doc Severinson was like a sub-Mitch Miller character but he didn't have to do as much on-the-fly repartee back then, it was all about his funny suits and his name was "DOC", so that was half of his persona already! Kevin Eubanks was cringe-worthy under Leno for two decades. I just feel sorry for Fred Armisen on Seth Meyers. I'm not going to fuck with The Roots, The Roots are great. But Batiste is a liability. He's like a sample of party noises off to the side that can actually subtract from Colbert's timing. I don't hate the guy, but just kill his mic, please!

[@pipgoesthepossum]

Jolar70 I honestly have to agree. Great musician, but just..., not good with speaking/commentary at all. Kind of cringeworthy sometimes.

[@72marshflower15]

Jolar70 hmmm... borderline trump trolling....

[@pesty.wizard]

This show has become The Trump Roast with Stephen Colbert I'm okay with it, I'm just saying.

[@goldschool6288]

Keep it coming Colert. Loving it. 8 more years of laughter.

[@ellajeanmusic6386]

Love how even Colbert's fake news channel is more diverse than most real news channels.

[@Sam_Folsom]

Ella Jean Music Subscribe to me please, I'm so desperate I'm talking to strangers online:0

[@72marshflower15]

David Davidson wtf bro? Conservatism accrues power as liberalism disperses it. "Corporate leftist" doesn't make any sense and is a complete mincing of terms. Corporations are a Capital construct and Capitalism is a Conservative device... Liberal/collectivist constructs dont use money or othsr CAPITAL devices as driving motivators to begin with, but require intelligence to operate and use intelligence as currency... Only a theif would use a physical medium to express an ideological device... fft...

[@GermAntibody]

+Legions Of Fame - Oh my gosh, that cracked me up. Yes, it's true. Most people paid to think for a living have the ability to sort out the things that are moronic enough that anyone that cares about thinking straight is unable to avoid acknowledging. Sorry if that was a string of big words, I just mean of course people who can think even at all clearly end up Anti-Trump. If a talk show host can't figure out shit that basic they probably shouldn't have a show

[@mohammedhussain4907]

Trump gives narcissism a whole new definition

[@richardramfire3971]

That travel ban bit was hilarious

[@jrr2045]

Jesus christ that news segment was scary.. because if the Toddler president gets his way, that's what the news will actually be like.

[@mikeseal3053]

Lol "speaking Arabic."

[@cheryltariq]

S Colbert......you are the best......you are the only one who can make me LOL...!!!!!!!!

[@neena96leevina]

Who Cares If You're First ... Got Us Fucked Up

[@carolinegaspard2335]

lol at Hank Green being the top replies on the twitter screencap

[@Sam_Folsom]

Caroline Gaspard Subscribe to me please, I'm so desperate I'm talking to strangers online:0

[@ofrabjousday9341]

The Trump Presidency has turned into a nightly comedy show, and I can't get enough of it! The host of the Apprentice has morphed into a stand-up comic, and he is WAY better at this! I tune in every night for my daily fix of laughs.

[@mustafamalik4211]

Trump cancelling headphones? AND THEY ARE ALMOST COMPLETE? Oh so its true that he's the 3rd president to get impeached

[@mspeter97]

Don't you just love how Hank Green's answer is still shown on screen.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Is Sean Spicer turning into Wormtongue?

[@roberthrodebert9263]

That would be Steven Miller.

[@Dubaikiwi]

KingOfMadCows that would make Trump Saruman, so no.

[@noeliajaime7656]

Robert's Art Studio Miller looks like an evil lizard Creeps me out.

[@chiefsmurph]

That bit with the fake newscast: well done. That was not an easy script to perform. But it was nailed with just the right amount of weirdness

[@bardicpearl]

Impeach Trumpolini

[@billyocean7743]

Stephen how's much do you love your pasta? I bet you Stephen loves his pasta all to himself! Ha! 😝

[@coj044]

"speaking Arabic right now" love dem subtitles lol

[@goner1179]

You know what though? whether you hate trump or love him , just take a moment to laugh. The world is in enough pain already.

[@AggroSamurai]

Robert Jesson idiot

[@lunaquelana]

ORANG UTAN TANTRUM... bananas. ...bananas....he need bananas ...

[@eddieadams6050]

The Real News Network segment was brilliant.

[@soarthumbs]

Trump? more like Dump! Am I right!? hahahhahaha

[@SleonHikari]

Matt nono, more like Lord Dampnut

[@gold-ov5xx]

kendall p I don't see how a party can determine your intelligence.

[@januszwoz]

Matt ll9

[@rylandbrown8874]

See people? These are liberals, the people who never grew up and have very sad lives.

[@hezekiahramirez6965]

I've been abbreviating his name for a while now as D'ump.

[@Grubbbee]

Only Electrolytes can save us now.

[@musiimegeorgeheroii5532]

Give the man the credit he's the greatest president in a long time judging by how much of America he's managed to make so dumb they aren't only considering but actually believe the bull he spews out everyday Or did he just assure them they were smart...whatever. Btw someone needs to replace the bracelet with some super tinny latex-gloves, so tight he can't take them off. This way he won't tweet as much.

[@websterfelicia86]

I can't go to sleep until I see this part of the show 😄

[@jesperjee]

I think it´s funny (and great) to see that the dislikes of all these videos bashing Trump are getting fewer and fewer. I hope this means more and more people are realizing Trumps is a crazy person. If not that, could it be their brains are hemorrhaging from trying to form coherrent thoughts, so they are unable to type? I hope the first answer is correct.

[@Dragonk116]

Jesper Jee he is certainly waking people up... thats for sure....

[@jesperjee]

+Dragonk116 Yeah....like in the movies when someone is smothering someone sleeping to death with a pillow. The victims usually wake up in a panic right before they die. Is that how you mean? Because I don´t see any other way Trump can "wake someone up"

[@ricardovonkrypton8908]

I think he means a lot of people didn't take politics very seriously. Now Trump is here, they are starting to question their choices.

[@noeliajaime7656]

Jesper Jee They just don't understand Stephen's big words.

[@johnmbarton7]

Noelia Jaime. ..You really think Chillary gives two craps about you? ?? She had her chance and blew it! All her scandals occurred while holding political office for years ...Trump as held office for 45 days. How have we lost after 45 days? ?? Its impossible

[@islanddreams4805]

the best thing about trump is the jokes about him. thanks Stephen.

[@AdamA-wg1ko]

COLBERT IS GENIUS! Laying into trump like he deserves!

[@Grizabeebles]

How much longer can this go on before the press just starts saying "Trump's lying out his ass again"?

[@sobeqamar9352]

O.M.G....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@plushy9849]

I love that you can see the awesome Hank Green in the comments of the first tweet, setting the Trumpling straight.

[@TeamRocketGrunt]

Sean Spicer looks like a dead corpse in CSI 6:08

[@yagert2119]

Do you know any live corpses?

[@francofran5726]

yagert211 Do zombies count?

[@denny1527]

He looks like he's been bitten by a zombie but hides it from everyone

[@Blendre]

"Real News" is hilarious please make more!

[@natepark2973]

LMFAO That sarcastic bit at the end there was priceless

[@Tesla3001]

worship colbert. worship clinton. worship obama. everything will be alright!

[@ianjones9961]

"long pants and everything", I fucking died.

[@dogwaffles]

What's this? I got to see the monologue in order again?! Genius

[@sweetbre5383]

Colberts baby talk was hilarious LMAO

[@nikolinac.4237]

Grait Show Stephen, as allways. We in Europe love to watch you, and we love to laugh about your sick President. Trump is better than Mappet Show :-)

[@SP-fj2ow]

Thank you Stephen. 👍

[@JPMJPM]

I say we institute a travel ban between Washington, D.C., and Mar-A-Lago.

[@AlekseyevK]

loved Real News. hope that's a new regular thing!

[@YaYaMan]

The tweet is actually more entertaining than the finale of LOST.

[@Thoringer]

Object permanence... I lost it! Hahahaha!