We Paid $10,000 for CURSED Animations

[@specialforces3114]

Where can I get that shirt max has on

[@coldones]

From Here: shirtz.cool/products/the-tropical-shirt Use Code "COLDONES" for 10% off!

[@specialforces3114]

@@coldones ooy vey 70 dollas, I was asking where I can get it not where Zuckerberg and Bezos can get it

[@haleypoole9081]

@@specialforces3114 will spend 40k on joke items but won't send us free t shirts.

[@specialforces3114]

@@haleypoole9081 smh cold ones is a cold one

[@nah_im_hannah]

@@coldones What about the one Chad has on?

[@spliffmachine1990]

the dude did 5 times more work for 400 $ than the scammers for 5k+ hope the talented artists got nice tips

[@bjensen60]

If they do get the $5k back from the scammers, they should distribute it to the good artists

[@cx3622]

@@bjensen60 😂😂

[@CIubDuck]

@@bjensen60 Fuck it, give the 5 grand to the Lego one. $134 is nothing for the quality AND next day delivery.

[@bjensen60]

@@CIubDuck honesty. They should definitely have that guy make them a short film

[@CIubDuck]

@@bjensen60 For sure. Crazy how cheap the lego animation was. Full animated film for what 2000 dollars? Insane.

[@roejogan5094]

The infomercial one was made 10x more funny by it being voiced by random voice actors

[@kercim]

The fact Two random people had to have a conversation about it not even knowing what/who it’s for is the best part imagine randomly being hired for this

[@zacharyhayward1262]

@@kercim That is what made me laugh so hard about it hahaha.

[@Shumachuma]

That alone deserves a massive tip lmaoo

[@hurmshmundle]

both va's sound so close to dan from game grumps it's vexing

[@sawyerbaker7202]

especially since it was someone who makes corporate animations

[@human_beang]

Dude its a horrible feeling seeing the great animations get around $500-$1000, while the ones trying to scam people are charging as if they're disney animators

[@merucrypoison296]

Kinda their fault everyone knows no animator talented enough to charge people 5000 dollars wouldn’t be working on fiver

[@axlfrhalo]

A good artist never stops criticizing their own work and that leads to them under appreciating and under valuing their own work.

[@MarkkysLife]

Me with life ​@@axlfrhalo

[@Bigboibeven]

Tbh Disney animators suck, all their movies look the same nowadays

[@KillerTacos54]

The $5K one was an absolute rip-off, I love it

[@Mr_Pleb]

which one was that bro 💀💀

[@Mr_Pleb]

@Criminal Danyela I mean it was worth it

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

It was kind of obvious too. The clips of the persons “animations” were literally just copy and pasted scenes from various tv shows XD

[@maude.]

it made me laugh so much 🤣

[@Lil_Yuri]

The fact that the 2 people before that and the Lego person didn't charge that much combined for really good results is actually frustrating.

[@bruhsteven]

I'm buffled by the fact that not only you got frauded, twice, but for more than 6 thousand dollars. That is insane that fiverr lets people just get away with it

[@jmscdy]

There was no way that 5fps $5k animation was worth anything more than the Lego one.

[@angelakibler4002]

Max in yoodie land

[@benneboii8117]

Fiverr need to get their shit together....

[@jimmyd6268]

They should sue for a refund

[@DogeLlama]

I’d come up with something better than they did and I don’t even know how to animate! I’m just desperate, jah feel?

[@MrShoeShine7]

The genuine disbelief when they heard they spent 5k on the obamna video... i love that the background music stopped haha, perfect!

[@SamGreen]

Thanks for hitting me up (Rowey) and Cold Boyz. Had a blast ❤️

[@ruttokyrpa3472]

Why is your last name Green? Are you a goblin? Little vile gremlin?

[@arekt2998]

bro this was sick

[@SuperDancinggecko]

Max morphing back into Lois was sick man good shit

[@chodeoriki4113]

No problem

[@Kulilin420]

Loved the parts where Lois was breaking character lmao, solid work bruh

[@CIubDuck]

The Lego one went HARD. What an amazing price, seeing how he probably had to model the cars you mentioned in such great detail. He could ask for so much more money than 134 bucks

[@coltthemac962]

Forreal, they should just drop dude at least a couple extra hundred.

[@LittlePangy]

The models weren't made by him as they were from a free 3d Lego model site called Mecabricks, but I agree that $134 was too little considering how good the animation was!

[@InTheMindOfficial]

Hate to reveal how the sausage is made, but, you can find VERY detailed 3D models of a LOT of popular Lego sets online easily

[@yisyis]

they usually tip those people really good like reeeeeally good he probably got a 300 Dollar tip for his 134 Dollar animation xD but he honestly deserves it. "Real" Artists (not talking about all the scammers) often undersell themselves because they are way too critical abvout their own work. He probably thinks his animations aren't worth much because he "just" downlaods pre made models, which are already rigged and puts them in an animation. It´s a shame honestly maybe with the huge tip he got he realizes that his work is worth more

[@ghostinng274]

I hope they tipped well

[@kieran6417]

Insane that you can get really high quality animation for 500 bucks or absolutely ripped off for 5k.

[@merucrypoison296]

Those are both scams lmao

[@the-postal-dude]

@@merucrypoison296 animation is labor intensive, it's not gonna be cheap unless you're exploiting people

[@MissClickKatie]

The funniest part of these is seeing them crack up at their original ideas when buying them... completely forgetting and then re-finding themselves hilarious when they get to see the final products

[@extentnearby6139]

Yea that's why I personally didn't really like the previous video this one was fucking amazing

[@JoAnyj]

Honestly its my favorite part

[@somethingsock6707]

max offhandedly saying "i'm the joker" in a completely normal voice killed me both times.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

These guys are singlehandedly keeping the animation industry alive.

[@WolfyPlays]

and the scam industry

[@TJ-js7uf]

Nope

[@shuruff904]

MeatCanyon

[@NotSenyx]

Have you seen spiderverse?

[@JomasterTheSecond]

@@NotSenyx it's joke

[@Dadead1601]

Release recorded audio to the community and see what they come up with, honestly would make an amazing video!

[@sirreoser5668]

Even have a cash prize for top 5 or 10 and it'd probably work out cheaper than that Obama animation

[@hayvenret1591]

Yuussss

[@owozzy6841]

its already released bro just download the video...

[@flamez3833]

Just take the audio straight from this video. Though we’d probably only see the finished products on twitter unless they actually do host a contest for a video

[@Dadead1601]

@@flamez3833 Or just release the audio on twitter and let the fans submit the projects and make a video out of it...

[@GoJetsGo92]

The talented people sell their work for super cheap… and the scam artists are making bag without any effort . Oof. That’s insane. Another funny af video but jeez some of those guys are getting underpaid .

[@SnapNK]

You guys should totally start implementing all the cool intros you get animated for you

[@aidanhayward3329]

The “let me be clear” animation was the greatest and most impactful purchase of all mankind.

[@yeahok6240]

It was so good i could feel the obama coming inside me

[@tissuehead5563]

Bro fr I was dying at it

[@tyleralan1470]

it gave me a headache

[@flipposlippo1510]

it's secretly comedic genius

[@matthewsutton3162]

they should start keeping a drink counter for each of them in a corner so we can tell how drunk they are as the video progresses

[@Makujah_]

We can already see it. A shot counter would only allow us to deduce their alcohol resistance. And it can get either not accurate or very messy when they do different kinds of drinks

[@NuggetMeme]

I don't think numbers go that high

[@JoAnyj]

But it’s such a fun game to do on my own at home already, a counter would take away the challenge of it

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

"...all for the low price of 6" Everything about how that line was delivered was brilliant.

[@AlexDeLarge1]

Yeah that one absolutely destroyed me

[@cottoncoffin]

LMAO

[@filoakaeli]

$5000 for that animation, it's 10% of my mortage ☠

[@herbert42069]

50k mortgage? Where do you live?

[@ToriKo_]

My god

[@nothanks9503]

Lucky

[@americannightmare2109]

Hope you r.i.p

[@johnleece6852]

Batman has got your address

[@chromeatic788]

The intro was INCREDIBLE. That’s was arguably the most value out of this entire video. It fits the channel in an almost uncomfortably perfect way.

[@siamange252]

Max and Chad faces at 21:25 when they heard the price and realized that they got scammed is priceless.

[@draexian530]

Worth.

[@bertegue5162]

Max being some kind of stoned Riddler this whole time has been a blast XD

[@angelakibler4002]

Max is in yoodie land

[@ruttokyrpa3472]

THE WEEDLER

[@dumpsterfiregames4710]

He off that enigmatic kush.

[@chodeoriki4113]

@@angelakibler4002 he fadedthanaho. Frfr

[@Goozero1]

Edward Nigma has nothing on Marcus Arijuana

[@semibreve]

they need to shout out the poor voice actor who committed to that infomercial. That was beautiful.

[@stinksofbeefio]

Chad doesn't get enough credit for his solid improv 👏

[@Jezaah]

you mean the fake laughing he does all video

[@paulmitchell8714]

That's the fucking truth man, I'm always surprised when he's off the cuff funny but I guess I shouldn't be

[@Babyteef]

That and his lowkey good voice work, especially as a guy with an accent he’s got solid chops

[@256paperxx]

It's because he's gay

[@paulmitchell8714]

@@256paperxx ebig

[@bushidobrown9857]

17:10 does indeed go hard AF. The animation AND the jungle music were entirely worth the money. Deffo use that as an intro!!

[@reetodd9103]

The comparison of the intro one and the corporate one, both absolute steals, directly followed by the 5k scam one made me absolutely lose my mind

[@clwireg]

max doing the ”hey boss” thing after all these years made me quite nostalgic

[@Strawbsmedia]

Takes me back

[@Raul_chato]

Yes me too!!!😭😭

[@d.d.h6749]

Me tho

[@diohandingdal9865]

Fr

[@formoney5255]

If you had told me in 2014, that in 8 years Max and Chad would have a podcast, and in that podcast would be wasted paying an animator to animate them doing a scene where mario forces himself on a koopa, I woulda said: "yeah that seems about right."

[@marvincool3744]

The yoda scream when Batman runs over the homeless guy shows the animator is on the same wavelength as Max and Chad.

[@ocito_]

These fellas bring such unique and hilarious content to this platform that I appreciate so much

[@trashyhobo4957]

My name Jeff

[@ocito_]

@@trashyhobo4957 my name is deez

[@empty_set_]

@@ocito_ Nutes

[@trashyhobo4957]

@@ocito_ deez Jeff? Weird name bro

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Same

[@citrinesanimations]

Ohhh I’m glad you did it again! Love seeing other animators takes!

[@DigitalLuke22]

I love crime

[@legome_theog]

hello goat

[@MapleMan1984]

@@DigitalLuke22 black person spotted

[@____HAMZA____]

Not this one 20:39

[@legome_theog]

@@MapleMan1984 💀

[@heartis]

I really hope that Lego animator sees this video so they realize they are worth waaaaaaaaay more than what they're selling.

[@MattJerkhole]

I cannot believe that one guy got away with 5k from that scam, holy shit.

[@Gundumb_guy]

My god that corporate one had me busting out laughing. The guy selling had the absolute perfect accent for that part.

[@NTLMBigBench]

I love how that every penny they spent can be written off as a “work expense” for these kind of videos and the state will DO IT

[@PinkWardlol]

The more I watch Cold Ones, the more I feel normal.

[@jedikoops]

that is not true in the slightest.

[@yourrealname7595]

ay ur kinda the joker too pink ward

[@SkelterHelter]

buff shaco support

[@samrowan7803]

You literally play league of legends

[@user7516]

The more you watch the more it watches you

[@Maarten-Nauta]

21:45 absolutely dispute that. I do professional 3D animation and that garbage is worth max 10$. They're scamming people on Fiverr so definitely report them.

[@Raye06]

Huge props to whoever did the south park animation at 6:00

[@tomw3863]

chad is actually a pretty good voice actor/ impressionist lol

[@Max25670]

Chad did such a good job with the obama lines, only to get ripped off.

[@Joniathano]

His Batman was actually decent lol. Definitly didnt Sound Like cartman

[@sashaleggett1994]

@@Joniathano it was awful and totally sounded like cartman LOL

[@2atan]

bring me the bat mobile

[@Khelidube.]

the reaction to that animation being 5 grand was gold haha

[@mariuskjeldtoft9428]

The infomercial had me dead. The way he said K H U M, had me laughing so hard my roommate came down to check if I was doing alright.

[@khanmuch9207]

Imagine if these guys had a podcast

[@gin4484]

underrated comment LOL

[@siren9103]

they area podcast they just make videos like this sometimes

[@Uberwenis]

This continues to be my favorite bit. But also, even though it was wildly funny to see how shit the 5k one was, I'd absolutely try and get that sorted out

[@senmetwo42]

Darcy's acting as Fiverr was top notch. We all miss you at Fairbairn.

[@siamange252]

Even without a mic, max is still the loudest

[@FlamingoRadio_]

We wouldn’t want to have it any other way.

[@YugmasterJeff]

So happy to see Max keeping the b0ss meme alive. Really funny cause I just rewatched the hamburger please video yesterday.

[@modflowerr9360]

The $5k Obama animation was absolutely a scam but, “let me ponder the sphere” took me OUT

[@cottoncoffin]

😂😂

[@SpingotGoomer]

That intro was legitimately amazing though, they should honestly use that as like an intro for the podcast if nothing else

[@Cernunnnos]

17:15 is genuinely great and you should probably use it as your actual channel intro.

[@itsChucky]

I didn't know fiverr animation scamming was so lucrative damn

[@jacksonloram7887]

Even in the Fiver shirt videos, all the animators seemed so entitled. Charging $500 for a literal clip art design.

[@letskillskully]

the 5k animation looks like it was made on a computer from dollar general

[@bigdaddy8991]

I Would Dispute That $5000 Video Man 😂 Shit Was Horrible Guys 😂😂

[@Gypsyblood777]

bro took the money and ran

[@TheRicksterr]

It was a total scam.

[@prolapse4208]

Ofc they did a charge back or whatever it is in Australia. You really think they went "nah it's okay, we'll forget about it"

[@Max25670]

I like Chad couldn't even laugh it off, he was like no yeah we need our money back this is a scam. 😂

[@derekmu]

Lmaooo yeah

[@r3d_eclipse626]

I think it would be dope if they did an animated show of them doing weird and fun adventures with this art style 17:21

[@Otto_K]

Editing is on point. Hats off to the cameraman for standing there.

[@CoolSmoovie]

Takes 7 months to find two people willing to voice act the lines “pissing shitting, cumming, and farting”

[@belletsubasa]

Only for the price of 6

[@ChokyoDK]

That Minecraft x Family Guy animation was the crown jewel of this masterpiece.

[@mayprey1355]

I’m really enjoying this era of podcast hosts needing caretakers like Scott

[@DolanDarker]

He's made of clay

[@eldricjourneys]

"....Im the joker." Is such a good bit

[@dustieredhart]

Seeing Max and Chad as South Park characters really made my day

[@petermckelvey8396]

Always happy to see Max make a Frank reference

[@jpnrndr7983]

Cashies

[@diediedice]

bawws

[@Rutherf0rdBHayes]

HAMBURGER PLEASE

[@Sour_Soap]

5000 dollar scammed

[@jammose6208]

The memory lives on.

[@aldwinjhosefdurias811]

Am I the only one that noticed that Max's lines on the whole bit on 2:42 was a Filthy Frank reference?

[@Dreadnote-pf7of]

It just sad that these two scammers exist in this amazing episode. Because I think other than this two - every other videos here are turned out pretty good and more or less reasonably priced. So yeap, another amazing episode, it was fun to see how they completly forgot that they recorded lines and, again, most of the videos turned out very good!

[@ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186]

Pretty shitty yeah, but also the funniest part for me

[@thealienlife]

Can we have a moment of silence for the poor animators that had to sit through making these...

[@jmscdy]

Apart from the one who made the Obama one, for $5k that animation is dog shit.

[@Gypsyblood777]

moment of silence for scotts $5k

[@josk8936]

As someone that works with fiverr I'll tell you this is 5000 times better than drawing the normal stuff, and the normal stuf is furries.. fucking... a lot

[@thealienlife]

@@josk8936 does that go over well with your parents, or is it qn only fans type of situation?

[@josk8936]

@@thealienlife dont know man nothing special, you know how to draw and you put your own limits so you can just dont do it. But... money

[@xPorkchops007x]

20:59 "Let me ponder this sphere" goes hard

[@DanMonio]

That was probably the funniest way to lose 5k, the 8 frames a second really makes it

[@dead_ones]

You guys have definitely got to get in contact with fivver and ask for a refund or at least to sue those scammers. 6 thousand dollar loss is insane!

[@mairetsalazar5852]

GET YO MONEY BACK the audio is GOLD and that’s the best they came up with😭

[@CreatineCaaam]

Matt and Ryan never fail to make me laugh 😂

[@2atan]

do not trust these links

[@tonytattletaleliano956]

@@2atan I do

[@L4Depicness123]

They wish they were this funny

[@srybouturluck1999]

You guys got RIPPED so terribly with that $5k animation tho fr 😭

[@hippydippy_]

The goblins intro went so hard. You NEED to use that as an intro.

[@s0nder_ttv]

what’s crazy is that fiverr sellers like the one that scammed you quite literally hurt the entire platform. It sucks bc fiverr won’t do anything about it. Normally they just delete the account after their funds have processed

[@toman122hd9]

editors deserve a raise brah, south park characters and everything is just insane

[@quenchlessmaiden13]

that one was "406 dollars" "WHAAAAAT?!" lmfao

[@cottoncoffin]

I KNOW I KNOW

[@jaythamalt]

When Scott said it was $5k for that Obama video, my jaw dropped. That is just completely unacceptable.

[@Lil_Yuri]

I would feel bad charging a literal fiver ($5) for that.

[@BrandonDMorrissey]

Cold Ones videos never fail to make me laugh to the point my stomach hurts, no other creators on this platform can do that

[@saphdbd]

bruh imagine getting scammed not once but twice in the same video. its like they traveled back to 2007 and made the animation on Windows Vista for the 5k one.

[@Bigmam9900]

The one that costed 5 grand was awful. My jaw hit the ground when they said the cost 🤣

[@philthytanks4952]

I truly hope they disputed it bc that’s so fucked, that money should’ve gone to the guys who did good work for 10% of the cost

[@hoagielamp6543]

@@philthytanks4952 Not even 10%, that clean AF lego one was done within 48hrs and costed less than $150.

[@MajikManX]

Why is Max's Lois voice the funniest thing on this planet.

[@Xenegin]

Chad comes up with some funny ass things Omg. The Joe with square wheels had my dying

[@BRILTHY]

for not even 1700$, AND done in two weeks, that 2D intro animation was amazing

[@KKoach]

Anyone else binge watch all coldones videos everyday, living in sorrow until they post again?

[@core3481]

That's why you get absolutely shit faced drunk in-between uploads

[@akadreaux458]

Yes

[@Strawbsmedia]

This is why we need a shorts channel too

[@rileyshinn8466]

I can't believe Princess Patch and Dankey Kang are sitting there doing Mario and Luigi impressions. Never thought I'd see the day.

[@gorestore4680]

Their faces when scott said the obama one costed over $5,000 lmao

[@cottoncoffin]

LMAO

[@bullseye2597]

Good god that $5000 video was like $50 gas station tier quality totally would try disputing it lmao looked like it was animated in the windows 3D movie maker

[@ry-gormortis]

I really hope you guys got your money back because the 5k you spent on that was definitely not worth it.

[@ecargs]

Just recently binged all of cold ones videos and I’m hyped to finally see a recent fiverr video 💀

[@AndrewFoush]

theyre the best, get the patreon. its 10/10

[@duckyduck2082]

for $5k i'd animate a full hour movie

[@WheresPoochie]

1:18 So they looked at $4000+ price tag with lifted footage and a barely comprehensible title/description and said to themselves “this looks good”?

[@M15115]

the obama cursed meme is top tier, to be clear.

[@haydenk6459]

Holy fuck that 5k one was literally criminal. How you didn’t track that man down is beyond me 😂

[@merucrypoison296]

21:57 put a bunch of x’s over twomad’s name now

[@anneprocter]

They should do this again but just send the voice lines and descriptions to the fans to work with

[@Slug_Boots]

17:14 easily the best animation

[@Shandit_AJ]

I love how Chad consistently will say something sucks. Only to backpeddle seconds later and say it was awesome

[@nemesisreaper2898]

you should do twitter commissions in the future since you'll be able to see more of their portfolio and find more options out there

[@notabotiswear659]

Next episode they need to hire a whole production team to create a feature length film about cold ones

[@MrFloat777]

You know when the 5 grand came out max said what in a normal tone, that he was actually very taken back LOL you could feel the anguish in his normal tone

[@awesomepawsome-l6w]

chill weed vibes only