Financial Tips For BROKE People

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8 жыл бұрын

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@brindleface9316
@brindleface9316 6 жыл бұрын
When you go to a store to buy instant noodles and your card gets declined, but the cashier is a bro and says “just take it Jesus Christ”
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 жыл бұрын
Instant noodles actually have shit mass/$. Check unit prices. Beans are efficient.
@owenperkins9234
@owenperkins9234 4 жыл бұрын
Potatoes and eggs my guy.
@guyonDmoon
@guyonDmoon 4 жыл бұрын
Why am I laughing so hard?😂😂
@joelorosario2300
@joelorosario2300 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I’m currently studying to become an xray tech and I had to travel a long way to a hospital where 3 days a week I had to make a 9hr shift (basically working without pay). I was so broke I stopped on a gas station to buy some chips and a coke which was like $2 and a half and the debit card declined on me. This arab guy (i think the owner) says (in spanish) “sorry my friend but it says decline”. I was so embarrassed and hungry and they were like 3 people before me. 😂 I was like “damn okay” faking like it was the card and not me being broke hahah
@rainbowfoxmagicgrrrl
@rainbowfoxmagicgrrrl 3 жыл бұрын
That's awful. Good luck in your studies.
@78jtfvhiuuygiuyg
@78jtfvhiuuygiuyg 2 жыл бұрын
Last time I watched this I was in high school and laughed. Now I’m almost done with college and drowning in debt and I find it helpful.
@caffeine3845
@caffeine3845 2 жыл бұрын
Dont worry Grant still was in debt too when he made this video
@ernestogastelum9123
@ernestogastelum9123 Жыл бұрын
did you go to college for a career or just general studies because if its the second one then idk why you decided to be in debt over something useless
@referenceslut7529
@referenceslut7529 Жыл бұрын
wow what’s wrong with you? Seriously why say that?
@SurprisinglyDeep
@SurprisinglyDeep Жыл бұрын
@Olivia "Something" You're welcome
@thephoenixsystem6765
@thephoenixsystem6765 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, this hits different now that I've seen Total Forgiveness
@anthonys7660
@anthonys7660 7 жыл бұрын
Call in a huge order to a restaurant right before they close, never show up, wait until every employee goes home, break into the dumpster and eat for days
@toreeyaki
@toreeyaki 7 жыл бұрын
Ant Marmaud Oh, that's a great idea!! 😂
@aedenhicks8474
@aedenhicks8474 7 жыл бұрын
420yolo720noscope l
@cama8536
@cama8536 7 жыл бұрын
Ant Marmaud iiiiiiiii
@drewshaffer12
@drewshaffer12 6 жыл бұрын
it worked for me ahaha
@fortnitepartynite3067
@fortnitepartynite3067 6 жыл бұрын
make sure your order has a bunch of gross stuff in it (it's already gonna be in the trash) so the employees don't eat it
@hillarybm92
@hillarybm92 7 жыл бұрын
"death would be a great way out of your financial problems" so true though
@MsTrickster24
@MsTrickster24 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Smith Nah man, Keep working hard for things you love and you'll succeed,cheers bro!
@freshswagga100
@freshswagga100 6 жыл бұрын
Sevs217 get out with dat optimistic bs
@jimmym3856
@jimmym3856 5 жыл бұрын
Sebastián M. That’s nice but some people just don’t have a good time
@-.M.--
@-.M.-- 5 жыл бұрын
@@MsTrickster24 the video means who tf are you spending life insurance money for. When you die youre not gna get paid then WHY TF ARE YOU PAYIN FOR IT
@taliakellegg5978
@taliakellegg5978 5 жыл бұрын
@@MsTrickster24 nah man keep living to assure the survival of the human race by breeding and raising children
@Djkhalid1234
@Djkhalid1234 8 жыл бұрын
"Banks have money. Rob one" lmao :p
@rayblack2004
@rayblack2004 8 жыл бұрын
+Khalid Al-Omary only in the wild west
@virtualsensations754
@virtualsensations754 8 жыл бұрын
+Khalid Al-Omary Not in England. Sometimes you go to an ATM and it says no money available.
@emilyr3655
@emilyr3655 6 жыл бұрын
Banks are highly guarded, the police respond quickly, most banks don't keep MASSIVE amounts of money anyway, and banks are just generally bullshit to hit because they have a lot of security in place to stop exactly that. Rob a service station. Lots of cash. Only sometimes a panic button. No security guards.
@zerere_
@zerere_ 4 жыл бұрын
Лмао
@kellychuang8373
@kellychuang8373 4 жыл бұрын
Which by the way don't and also there maybe special dye packs that will make the money useless along with things that can trace it and another thing Banks were the original CoinStar before they came along and still do only to change the coins to dollars you have to get the right amount wrap them and send them to there asking to change into dollars. So basically it's a process and must always be wrapped and in the right amount.
@rotz394
@rotz394 4 жыл бұрын
Here's a tip for broke people. Start drawing art. The more NSFW it is, the more money you'll get selling it.
@evanbates3062
@evanbates3062 4 жыл бұрын
the more niche the fetish, the more they pay for it
@potatoslayer5963
@potatoslayer5963 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually so true
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 3 жыл бұрын
Draw foot fetish art, degrading as an optional thing, rich quick
@alexbbry
@alexbbry 3 жыл бұрын
Only foot fetish? Come on now, you know that the internet is more depraved than that.
@evanbates3062
@evanbates3062 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexbbry we've only scratched the surface
@xavlionheart
@xavlionheart 7 жыл бұрын
Makes a video about how to make money, while making money doing it.
@caitthenerd7470
@caitthenerd7470 7 жыл бұрын
"Local KZbinrs are making money while they sleep! Watch the video telling you how before it gets banned!"
@xxrulecluexx5118
@xxrulecluexx5118 3 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@lincolnexists5918
@lincolnexists5918 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the final tip
@martindavids1294
@martindavids1294 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, with all those student loans he's gotta do something
@dkjain6478
@dkjain6478 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the trickster
@may.d.a.y
@may.d.a.y 5 жыл бұрын
murica where the will to live is too expensive
@SouthernBelleReviews
@SouthernBelleReviews 4 жыл бұрын
Well said my friend. Well said.
@SouthernDusk3765
@SouthernDusk3765 4 жыл бұрын
Said like a true ‘murican
@qaday123
@qaday123 3 жыл бұрын
@michaelflash123's stuff yeah I’d say we’re pretty lucky to have NHS and free education, but poverty is still pretty high round these parts sadly.
@MI_HI_
@MI_HI_ 3 жыл бұрын
Too true
@enginepy
@enginepy 2 жыл бұрын
Not really. Depends where you live. A lot of people won’t consider moving to places with more opportunities and lower cost of living
@VladtheInhaler
@VladtheInhaler 8 жыл бұрын
Heres some legally ambiguous tips for broke people (I dont condone any of these) #1. Shoplifting; Shopping has a significantly smaller impact on your finances when you dont actually pay for it. #2. Foraging. Besides, who said food was expensive to begin with? #3. Hunting. Deer, elk, the neighbours cat, anything is fair game as long as it tastes good with barbeque sauce. #4. Trading. Johnny over the road has a fridge full of food. You have his wife and daughter, and a loaded .45 pistol.
@doomsday24
@doomsday24 5 жыл бұрын
#1 and 3 had me dying
@TheGodHand291
@TheGodHand291 5 жыл бұрын
this deserves way more likes
@nyamnyam8947
@nyamnyam8947 5 жыл бұрын
"you have his wife and daughter, and a loaded .45 pistol"
@arthurheng2656
@arthurheng2656 5 жыл бұрын
Protip: sell off the bullets and use blanks instead. They will never find out
@gmiill
@gmiill 5 жыл бұрын
"Trading"
@duesalbladesinger7900
@duesalbladesinger7900 8 жыл бұрын
I love how after every piece of advice, there's always the, "Maybe you'll get lucky and [insert form of death]."
@BeilaGamanra
@BeilaGamanra 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you'll get lucky and that money will be be coated in a fatal virus!" In 2020 this is legitimate concern
@mateololero4091
@mateololero4091 3 жыл бұрын
For this guy it's like a four leaf clover to enhance this "luck" he mentions
@BeilaGamanra
@BeilaGamanra 2 жыл бұрын
@Var vlad bruh if you can die from it, it's fatal 😐 Also 600, 000 have died in the USA alone So yeah I'd say it's pretty fatal
@Alex-td8lb
@Alex-td8lb 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment like this
@raghnallm4004
@raghnallm4004 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeilaGamanra no, fatal means you definitely die and that's exactly what was meant in the video. you cant recover from a fatal illness/accident/wound
@BeilaGamanra
@BeilaGamanra 2 жыл бұрын
@@raghnallm4004 the flu can be fatal, car accidents can be fatal, taking he wrong medication can be fatal Doesn't mean you /will/ die Just that you /can/
@electricspider2267
@electricspider2267 Жыл бұрын
These are unironically pretty good tips at surviving as a poor person. Robbing a bank will guarantee you some food security for quite some time regardless of your success.
@alvarr2823
@alvarr2823 9 ай бұрын
And there will be plenty of ass to eat, regardless if success
@thewiezman
@thewiezman 8 жыл бұрын
You look like Keith from buzzfeed
@butterflyqueen9260
@butterflyqueen9260 8 жыл бұрын
ikr!
@pinkricky4016
@pinkricky4016 8 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing
@nonpondo_
@nonpondo_ 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr, i thought this was buzzfeed for the longest time
@Jfatland86
@Jfatland86 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Jack-gu4fc
@Jack-gu4fc 8 жыл бұрын
+thewiezman It's all part of Collegehumor's secret desire to eventually just become Buzzfeed.
@martint1775
@martint1775 6 жыл бұрын
Tip: Move to Norway as education is free, health insurance is free and the government makes sure that you wont go completely broke by supporting you financially :)
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 2 жыл бұрын
I think you’re forgetting something here... If I’m broke how am I getting to Norway?
@sarahmellinger3335
@sarahmellinger3335 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jessie_Helms hitch hike to mexico sell organs to the cartell for money fly to norway or altenitvely reasurch in the local library shipping ships going to norway sneak on to one a stowaway on it
@Ezzy1331_
@Ezzy1331_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jessie_Helms 🎶you don’t have to spend money🎶 🎶All you have to do is steal🎶
@sierraacharlie
@sierraacharlie 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jessie_Helms snatch someone’s ticket then run
@jlo803
@jlo803 2 жыл бұрын
U can swim to Norway
@draco9280
@draco9280 4 жыл бұрын
His name is Grant how could he not be financially secure?
@Dethneko
@Dethneko 4 жыл бұрын
Because you don't repay Grants.
@potatoslayer5963
@potatoslayer5963 3 жыл бұрын
Damnnn💀💀
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 3 жыл бұрын
He's gay not rich!
@hotscottrulz
@hotscottrulz 2 жыл бұрын
Student loans.
@mirabelwindsor9424
@mirabelwindsor9424 2 ай бұрын
Easily.
@hottakebabe3842
@hottakebabe3842 6 жыл бұрын
Tip 1: Scream Tip 2: Lay down and die Tips 3-5: Repeat 1 and 2 until the nuclear holocaust swallows us into oblivion
@MsTrickster24
@MsTrickster24 6 жыл бұрын
Heeey, all of you I wish you a great day, cheeeeers!!!!
@manin5082
@manin5082 6 жыл бұрын
This was great, thanks, I have been researching "financial freedom conferences" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Ever heard of - Ferapt Freedom Fanboy - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my co-worker got amazing success with it.
@whitefusion9688
@whitefusion9688 6 жыл бұрын
Just wonderful, I been tryin to find out about "daily financial management" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you ever come across - Ferapt Freedom Fanboy - (Have a quick look on google cant remember the place now ) ? Ive heard some awesome things about it and my mate got great success with it.
@csmith6583
@csmith6583 6 жыл бұрын
Skip step 1 the cycle right before impact
@faxx8832
@faxx8832 6 жыл бұрын
Catlily Holmes what if you can't afford to die
@mauriciotamariz6063
@mauriciotamariz6063 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like the moral to the story is, if your broke just kill your self or resort to crime, and I have to say I'm glad I found this video, because now I know that stealing from that orphanage was the right choice
@Regulusx1337
@Regulusx1337 8 жыл бұрын
+Mauricio TJ (Deadly123) I just wonder if that orphanage was getting all of that money anyway, or are the people in charge taking a huge chunk of it for themselves while putting as little money into the orphanage as they can.
@Draconicdisciple
@Draconicdisciple 6 жыл бұрын
Campy What about those homeless broke military vets?
@oscarwang7227
@oscarwang7227 Жыл бұрын
Then become a civil rights lawyer/cps and sue the orphanage for neglecting the children afterwards
@Levacque
@Levacque Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna travel into the future, kill my future (wealthy) self, rob myself, travel back in time, and then wait for my predetermined death at my own hands.
@tiktokgettheshot6345
@tiktokgettheshot6345 8 жыл бұрын
thought it was keith from buzzfeed
@Sunshiiineandstorm
@Sunshiiineandstorm 8 жыл бұрын
haha I thought I was the only one
@v_xi
@v_xi 7 жыл бұрын
kameron eichert sammeee
@hasiantaliasna
@hasiantaliasna 7 жыл бұрын
kameron eichert same
@JM-ft8lw
@JM-ft8lw 7 жыл бұрын
kameron eichert Grant is a hotter bisexual Keith
@FelixFDS
@FelixFDS 7 жыл бұрын
+Jon Red panda totally agree! Grant is better looking than Keith.
@manami3164
@manami3164 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Walmart employees aren’t supposed to stop you from shoplifting if it’s under $20, make sure you don’t do it too often at the same store because the store may build a case against you. As long as your total for all the times is under $1000 you should be fine so make sure you switch up locations cause they rarely share information between different locations Edit: not quite sure why this is getting replies now after nearly a year, but I guess I could elaborate on my sources cause why not I got all this information from a Reddit thread where a supposed former manager at a Walmart talked about how to shoplift. I gave the tldr on it and that was that. I’m not a primary resource, I have never worked for nor stolen from Walmart. I would trust the replies before me honestly. Not gonna lie though, if you steel from Walmart and get away with it, that’s kinda cool
@susanhenderson8203
@susanhenderson8203 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure how other retailers do it,, but I was actually in Walmart Asset Protection and that's not quite accurate! It's not that they're not supposed to stop you, but that it's not always worth the paperwork to write up a police report. Every store sets up their own threshold on the minimum dollar amount they report to the police, so you might not get hit with a shoplifting charge, but every time you're stopped is an incident that is recorded in Walmart's database. If they take your name, you're in the internal system unless that particular store's AP is really slacking
@wander1139
@wander1139 2 жыл бұрын
honestly that's not true as you might think the store i work at the management is communication with all the other retail stores around us mainly to check if management is on the way for inspection but they also do it to keep an eye out for regular shoplifters
@enginepy
@enginepy 2 жыл бұрын
I love how so many don’t think it’s wrong to steal. This isn’t Venezuela, things aren’t that bad here. You still have time to KZbin and a smart phone and probably eat out a lot. Maybe people should relocate to better places to live with more jobs and lower cost of living?
@Lordrevolution77
@Lordrevolution77 2 жыл бұрын
@@enginepy If it was really wrong to steal then Walmart wouldn't exist. Their entire business plan is based on paying people less than the cost of living so their forced to supplement their income through the government, essentially stealing tax money.
@enginepy
@enginepy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lordrevolution77 that is not only incorrect but completely irrelevant to the conversation. Thanks for adding nothing
@siddhayak
@siddhayak 8 жыл бұрын
"No, I'm Kidding, This will Never Apply To You. Just Eat Ass, And Think Of Ways To Die." Best Twist Ending Ever. And, DAMN THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY! 😂😂😂
@OneEyedKingg
@OneEyedKingg 8 жыл бұрын
idk why I was expecting real tips when this is a college humor video
@teddnattaq4092
@teddnattaq4092 8 жыл бұрын
+Deo Lan We've been fooled. 😂
@sh4rksh4d0vv
@sh4rksh4d0vv 8 жыл бұрын
The tips are still valid
@wolflink9000
@wolflink9000 8 жыл бұрын
+Deo Lan To be fair the health care one actually is semi-viable.
@jimmym3352
@jimmym3352 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure those tips are real. They've helped me out a great deal.
@geekwithglasses2897
@geekwithglasses2897 5 жыл бұрын
The cash for coins thing is good
@yahooanswers4843
@yahooanswers4843 3 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of one time in high school when I couldn't afford lunch, so I stole a bunch of ketchup packets and drank them like go-gurts on the floor of the bathroom's cleanest stall.
@avril4259
@avril4259 Жыл бұрын
How are you still alive man
@anna-fleurfarnsworth104
@anna-fleurfarnsworth104 5 ай бұрын
Bruh... Are things better for you now?
@hacefrio1695
@hacefrio1695 3 жыл бұрын
This talk about hedge funds hits different now
@theperfectburger9892
@theperfectburger9892 Жыл бұрын
3 got me good “if your broke, that means getting cash however you can” *shows gun*
@Eclipsed_Archon
@Eclipsed_Archon 8 жыл бұрын
The first one speaks to me on an emotional level...
@jevonbutler9867
@jevonbutler9867 8 жыл бұрын
I'm here early CMOM think of sum! Uhh I would say a gay joke... butt fuck it (runs aways and hides under bed)
@ademparik
@ademparik 8 жыл бұрын
(pulls out of bed and smacks for being stupid)
@dantemiles5246
@dantemiles5246 8 жыл бұрын
u suck
@redBAROL
@redBAROL 8 жыл бұрын
Original.
@Gammera2000
@Gammera2000 8 жыл бұрын
+Adem Arik (Joins you and then sends Jevon to be forced to to wear mittens and funny hats in a nation full of idiots for the rest of his life)
@LordThatch
@LordThatch 8 жыл бұрын
The Warden Eternal your profile picture is almost impossible to beat on legendary with out friends
@jewelyn4653
@jewelyn4653 3 жыл бұрын
I just remembered that I once did a presentation on "what to do when you're already broke" for an actual financial planning class (one of my major classes lol). Got an A haha
@lifeasleeza3694
@lifeasleeza3694 7 жыл бұрын
This is the only channel where I miss the old people but i don't exactly want the new ones to leave
@kaseyholland9224
@kaseyholland9224 8 жыл бұрын
I used to be a fan Now I'm an air conditioner
@dantemiles5246
@dantemiles5246 8 жыл бұрын
u suck
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@---_---_---_---___--- 8 жыл бұрын
You mean he blows
@dantemiles5246
@dantemiles5246 8 жыл бұрын
See...THAT ⬆WAS GOOD
@redBAROL
@redBAROL 8 жыл бұрын
Original.
@Gammera2000
@Gammera2000 8 жыл бұрын
(*SLAP*)
@nateb7207
@nateb7207 8 жыл бұрын
This Grant guy has been pretty funny recently, glad to see he's getting more exposure on the channel
@Lilyarmbuster
@Lilyarmbuster 7 жыл бұрын
Some of this was actually useful Like the part about the garages. After I rob everyone in my neighbor hood, I won't be broke anymore.
@C4H10N4O2
@C4H10N4O2 2 жыл бұрын
You can even steal their tools and fix your things yourself !
@Dan-bg8yk
@Dan-bg8yk 7 жыл бұрын
So is this CollegeHumor's verison of Buzzfeed's Keith
@mayasmithart7450
@mayasmithart7450 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Wilder ikr
@mayasmithart7450
@mayasmithart7450 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Wilder ikr
@Dan-bg8yk
@Dan-bg8yk 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, cool thanks.
@rabbitxonxtoast
@rabbitxonxtoast 7 жыл бұрын
I had the same thoughts. lol
@starbeast1.090
@starbeast1.090 4 жыл бұрын
Ok it was funny a few years ago but now its just annoying
@kamron5414
@kamron5414 8 жыл бұрын
These tips are gonna be helping college humor pretty soon
@dkhgr
@dkhgr 8 жыл бұрын
+Kamron54 its sad because its true.
@chaytonlindsey4885
@chaytonlindsey4885 Жыл бұрын
They got through it baby
@LeadMuncher09
@LeadMuncher09 8 жыл бұрын
If real life worked like videogames you'd just hoard random junk you find and sell them to stores.
@azuraquinlilax1245
@azuraquinlilax1245 6 жыл бұрын
LeadMuncher09 wellll...technically you could actually collect bottle caps and actually sell them.
@Levacque
@Levacque Жыл бұрын
You can do that, but it's the equivalent of trying to beat Skyrim by only collecting and selling baskets
@muddassirshah8394
@muddassirshah8394 8 жыл бұрын
I got a ad that was 5 and a half minute long about someone showing his massive mansion in Beverley hills and how to become rich and the video is about tips for broke people . It's a sign
@statryseliown1942
@statryseliown1942 7 жыл бұрын
What about becoming an underpants gnome and collecting underpants? Collecting underpants is big business and it's easy.
@Greg-TC
@Greg-TC 4 жыл бұрын
Phase 1: collect underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: profit
@finnyb3658
@finnyb3658 8 жыл бұрын
I'm joke, better make an early
@bradskurt5334
@bradskurt5334 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@misc6265
@misc6265 8 жыл бұрын
+Immortal Fate This is spam, but it's NEW spam, so I like it.
@Zombie997
@Zombie997 8 жыл бұрын
a*
@TmartFan
@TmartFan 8 жыл бұрын
+NotKov except it's not new
@Leftbelow
@Leftbelow 8 жыл бұрын
+Immortal Fate a*
@JRG333
@JRG333 8 жыл бұрын
I am offensive and I find this broke
@orley6379
@orley6379 8 жыл бұрын
+Marauder Shields that unoriginal is incredibly joke.
@JRG333
@JRG333 8 жыл бұрын
wart0rn yeah just had to it, it is like tradition now...Internet Tradition
@itzcloudy5672
@itzcloudy5672 6 жыл бұрын
you clearly did not read it right
@astraspec
@astraspec 5 жыл бұрын
Cloudy Aeonian Read orley’s comment again
@antdeep001
@antdeep001 5 жыл бұрын
So you own airpods then
@NapQueen96
@NapQueen96 5 жыл бұрын
With the new series out, these videos make so much sense. He is actually 'lowkey' talking from experience
@j.a.l.a.p.e.n.o.
@j.a.l.a.p.e.n.o. 3 жыл бұрын
“Maybe you’ll get lucky and some of that money will be coated with a fatal virus”...... if only he knew
@ChrisComstock612
@ChrisComstock612 8 жыл бұрын
this video made me cry....
@kukluxkendall5643
@kukluxkendall5643 8 жыл бұрын
Why
@HerrSimonson
@HerrSimonson 8 жыл бұрын
that escalated quickly
@kukluxkendall5643
@kukluxkendall5643 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Comstock oh, I'm sorry u were poor.... And the other part of the comment.......... Idk
@ChrisComstock612
@ChrisComstock612 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Cross ok, you must be very rich, ugly, desperate or lying or all those.. whats your story? seriously. but either way im down for a half mil
@ChrisComstock612
@ChrisComstock612 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Comstock yea he hasnt replied
@watchbrooke
@watchbrooke 8 жыл бұрын
IT'S LIKE THEY MADE THIS JUST FOR ME 😂
@xander-0001
@xander-0001 8 жыл бұрын
lol take 1 "O" out of your name XD
@Andrew-tj5wl
@Andrew-tj5wl 8 жыл бұрын
+TheRandomEpicVideos Its supposed to be "Broke Houts" take the "O" out of her first name
@ironwithin3875
@ironwithin3875 3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe not?
@LaffTwous
@LaffTwous 3 жыл бұрын
Hey you’re the girl who beat her dog
@dontcallmelil8619
@dontcallmelil8619 7 жыл бұрын
Broke college students, join gardening club, get free veggies, protip, learn about various edible plants on campus!
@yaoibabe
@yaoibabe 6 жыл бұрын
"eat ass and think about ways to die" whelp that line just kiilled me and i'm typing from the grave on a laptop i'm using after possessing someone. you can't make ghosts pay debt!
@CodeHardStudios
@CodeHardStudios 8 жыл бұрын
Use both sides of the toilet paper.....then hang and let dry to use again!
@jordan220
@jordan220 8 жыл бұрын
+DinkerTV Even better, the toilet water doubles as a bathtub!
@napoleonsexbomb2254
@napoleonsexbomb2254 8 жыл бұрын
+DinkerTV or you can just not use toilet paper. duh
@lcamperl4338
@lcamperl4338 5 жыл бұрын
I almost died laughing 😂
@Stonecargo21
@Stonecargo21 4 жыл бұрын
@@lcamperl4338 did you just reply to a comments y e a r *s* after it was made?
@vineaollie8115
@vineaollie8115 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stonecargo21 you just did the same thing buddy
@drewmaster2002
@drewmaster2002 8 жыл бұрын
So basically...broke people are screwed. Thanks for stating the obvious 😏
@wolfleaderpack5123
@wolfleaderpack5123 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that getting a sugar mommy/daddy wasn't one of the things he said
@snotenberg7
@snotenberg7 4 жыл бұрын
What do you think tip number 4 could apply to?
@valdibona9228
@valdibona9228 Жыл бұрын
1:55 this was made 6 years ago... and yet it still got some things right
@naytin_ao
@naytin_ao 4 жыл бұрын
Grant is like the best person at CH, and the best financial tutor
@jollygreenjackson5787
@jollygreenjackson5787 3 жыл бұрын
This sketch feels very similar to one WKUK did, but certainly has its own identity. Fascinating sometimes how two very similar ideas in the sketch comedy world can coexist and be equally important
@GravitasZero
@GravitasZero 2 жыл бұрын
The health insurance part went away when I went back to France. Just got an ultrasound (had unexplainable pains) for less than 20 dollars. Had blood tests for various things, each less than 8 bucks. And that’s BEFORE insurance or what the government would reimburse you for by default.
@Levacque
@Levacque Жыл бұрын
I'm curious from a Canadian perspective. How long did you wait between the doctor referral and the ultrasound? Like, we have that kind of stuff covered 100%, but if it's not obviously urgent or something in your chest/cranium, you normally wait like a month for an appointment. Great care, but not a lot of it available.
@lordweebus4367
@lordweebus4367 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro, it really helped
@SnifyWisper
@SnifyWisper 8 жыл бұрын
For #2 you could go to you local Credit Union and use their coin machine. Credit Unions are like banks but friendlier and most don't have fees any for using the coin machine (even if you're not a member).
@ethelmarston5722
@ethelmarston5722 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, may be you get lucky and some of those money will be coated in a fatal virus"
@irnaho7733
@irnaho7733 5 жыл бұрын
Love these Grant tips videos. It's the best
@bencutrer2426
@bencutrer2426 7 жыл бұрын
Really liked the ad before the video
@bapped.
@bapped. 8 жыл бұрын
its funny because they made a video called "Stop saying you're so broke"
8 жыл бұрын
How does that make it funny?
@dynastystar5515
@dynastystar5515 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like CH are gonna need these
@ThinkHuman
@ThinkHuman 8 жыл бұрын
Lots of great tips,thanks!
@Midnightangel124
@Midnightangel124 7 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this! OMGG this was so funny. Great job on this one its gold. I'm still laughing as I type this.
@JamesTDG
@JamesTDG 3 жыл бұрын
1:55 holy shit, he predicted the death of many people
@filmstudios5045
@filmstudios5045 7 жыл бұрын
this is a video I can't afford not to watch
@karmakinsmen1808
@karmakinsmen1808 5 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely happy that this is downloadable.
@BlurpleKoolaid
@BlurpleKoolaid 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tips, I’ll definitely use them.
@JustGotHeated
@JustGotHeated 7 жыл бұрын
#2 isn't that bad of a tip actually
@goth9ever
@goth9ever 3 жыл бұрын
"Death would be a great way out of your financial problems" *laughs in american medical debt*
@Levacque
@Levacque Жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's not gonna be YOU dealing with those finances after you kick the bucket, so your problems are over!!
@dolphin5461
@dolphin5461 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this it has really helped me out and got me moving a little faster
@sonnylummes3052
@sonnylummes3052 6 жыл бұрын
Genuinely considering some of these
@RobsRides
@RobsRides 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a very sarcastic person, but this hurt me for some reason. Ugh...the struggles of an actual broke college student!
@panosyangin9355
@panosyangin9355 5 жыл бұрын
Thank u! Been scrolling for something relatable
@SeaJay_Oceans
@SeaJay_Oceans 4 жыл бұрын
you got accepted into school... congratulations.
@VanJA2102
@VanJA2102 8 жыл бұрын
Those are probably the most accurate tips I've ever gotten.
@lamakandil144
@lamakandil144 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks this really helped!
@helpmereach1kwithonevid684
@helpmereach1kwithonevid684 Жыл бұрын
Now that I'm officially in college, I'm using his broke tips I thought this was just a sketch, this crap just got real and helpful
@paulyakoti6523
@paulyakoti6523 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm sure with these tricks you can finally buy better Humor! :)
@callthedragon8966
@callthedragon8966 8 жыл бұрын
+Paul Yakoti Hahah funny xD but true
@mikhail7104
@mikhail7104 7 жыл бұрын
Don't they have a Grant over at Buzzfeed?
@leroygamache4180
@leroygamache4180 5 жыл бұрын
thats keith
@leroygamache4180
@leroygamache4180 5 жыл бұрын
thats keith
@willhoss7396
@willhoss7396 4 жыл бұрын
Three years ago I started watching college humor and this was the first video I watched
@billybobjoe198
@billybobjoe198 7 жыл бұрын
Upon review, Grant's tips videos were the best videos he wrote.
@alecchapman7976
@alecchapman7976 8 жыл бұрын
college humor is turning into a parody of buzzfeed.
@B1A4LUV
@B1A4LUV 8 жыл бұрын
is it just me, or is grant kinda good looking?
@B1A4LUV
@B1A4LUV 8 жыл бұрын
***** lol true hahah
@foxrexproductions1857
@foxrexproductions1857 3 жыл бұрын
1:53 I blame you for this virus
@reeseman1932
@reeseman1932 6 жыл бұрын
So helpful thanks
@jchen8902
@jchen8902 3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: everything is free if you can run fast enough.
@leela6947
@leela6947 8 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed at 1:41 (Top right corner of the credit card)
@dexyiwersen8545
@dexyiwersen8545 7 жыл бұрын
This is better than my business studies class!
@crashvds777
@crashvds777 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 He just starts taking the whole couch 😂
@RRW359
@RRW359 3 жыл бұрын
02:00 That aged well.
@joshfinchy2445
@joshfinchy2445 8 жыл бұрын
did anyone notice the reference to the division
@ABQSentinel
@ABQSentinel 8 жыл бұрын
+josh finchy Hehe, yeah I caught that!
@Lyvey
@Lyvey 8 жыл бұрын
Yea
@bootmanbill2362
@bootmanbill2362 8 жыл бұрын
Where
@joshfinchy2445
@joshfinchy2445 8 жыл бұрын
+Mc Jimmerson he says hopefully it gets covered in a virus
@TheSUPERPOTATO2000
@TheSUPERPOTATO2000 8 жыл бұрын
+josh finchy That is not exclusively a Division thing. Jesus, you guys are worse than the Destiny people.
@leviroch
@leviroch 6 жыл бұрын
Analingus. . . That is the greatest piece of wordsmithing i have ever seen in my life. . . Im using that next time at the pub. . .
@morganellis2010
@morganellis2010 7 жыл бұрын
I am such a fan of this series with Grant. XD
@guy3295
@guy3295 3 жыл бұрын
Finally. Financial advice that actually applies to people.
@levitan71
@levitan71 8 жыл бұрын
for a moment i thought i was watching buzzfeed..
@robertthe3rd673
@robertthe3rd673 7 жыл бұрын
This is the fist video of college humor I ever saw because I was actually looking for financial advice.
@LFTRnow
@LFTRnow Жыл бұрын
We need the version of this for 2022 for real estate.
@rachelcuevasg
@rachelcuevasg 8 жыл бұрын
woah buddy this video was dark af
@wrylysmiley
@wrylysmiley 8 жыл бұрын
+Rachel Cuevas G. I know isn't it great?
@paraweld9838
@paraweld9838 8 жыл бұрын
Tip three I saw a Tom Clancys The Division reference
@LobsterNrZwei
@LobsterNrZwei 5 жыл бұрын
Funny how the last tip about the index fund beeing better than a managed fund is actually a real one 😁
@jasonoson_
@jasonoson_ 4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this in high school thinking this was funny lmaoo back here actually about to use these tips 💀💀
@kindacrabby
@kindacrabby 2 жыл бұрын
“Maybe you’ll get lucky and some of that money will be coated in a fatal virus” *Me in 2021:* o_O
@haydenboardman1944
@haydenboardman1944 3 жыл бұрын
Tip of you need money fast and have nothing to lose. The tip: Rob a bank if you succeed you get lots of money if you you die that means no more problems or if you get put in prison you now get a roof over your head and 3 meals a day.
@jocelyneke6445
@jocelyneke6445 3 жыл бұрын
3 hots and a cot.
@HalloweenStalker666
@HalloweenStalker666 3 жыл бұрын
2021. Still relevant
@marimbasolo8306
@marimbasolo8306 6 жыл бұрын
Everytime he says hey, take a shot
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