Chris Redd - Fighting in Chicago - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Comedy Central

6 жыл бұрын

After getting humiliated in a street fight, Chris Redd prepares himself for future brawls by watching Bruce Lee movies.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@elijahtaylor7891
@elijahtaylor7891 4 жыл бұрын
Where the black people 😂😂
@tyieshaevette692
@tyieshaevette692 3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahtaylor7891 hopefully spending some moneb
@pratiroppratoomtip5695
@pratiroppratoomtip5695 3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahtaylor7891 iuijpi
@pratiroppratoomtip5695
@pratiroppratoomtip5695 3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahtaylor7891 uiuoiuipuiupiu
@pratiroppratoomtip5695
@pratiroppratoomtip5695 3 жыл бұрын
Uiuoiuppipp
@mgmail7279
@mgmail7279 5 жыл бұрын
funny: "I remember it like it was yesterday. Because we all remember the thing that depresses us the most."
@destinyjacobs96
@destinyjacobs96 3 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@dewaynefelton6861
@dewaynefelton6861 3 жыл бұрын
I felt that part. It really hit home. 😀😟😢😁
@therealcheese4455
@therealcheese4455 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks I also watched it
@edder.916
@edder.916 3 жыл бұрын
Felt😔, I love you still marissa
@matthewbillings7132
@matthewbillings7132 3 жыл бұрын
Destiny Jacobsc. Ic; Ya Missr
@JesusGutierrez-ty3yk
@JesusGutierrez-ty3yk 5 жыл бұрын
"LET ME GO". "MAKE ME". "YOU KNOW I CAN'T". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ixiebelle4673
@ixiebelle4673 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Gutierrez one of my favorite parts 😂
@naechilds8593
@naechilds8593 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Gutierrez IF YOU LOVE ME LIKE THAT...THEN HOLD ON!!! I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR...ABOUT LETTING GO. MS. PIE
@papaboo._.
@papaboo._. 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@MountainDuke-music
@MountainDuke-music 3 жыл бұрын
MOUNTAINDUKE COMMON country pockets Official Music Video much love kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWjblpx_qJaModU God bless you
@Bigmummy13
@Bigmummy13 3 жыл бұрын
You realize your cousin did you a solid. He showed you the truth about being a gangster. He helped you stay on task and become successful. A lot of gang members would have taken advantage of your love of the streets. Props to your fam!
@KiteAndKeyProductions
@KiteAndKeyProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Fr. Everybody teaches lessons in their own way.
@codypk5111
@codypk5111 3 жыл бұрын
And simultaneously entertained the neighborhood, and helped his cousin make new friends and avoid an engagement, by basically taking one for the team
@blackman6408
@blackman6408 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely stand up.
@traumadontsleep1523
@traumadontsleep1523 2 жыл бұрын
🗣
@exxtrasick
@exxtrasick 2 жыл бұрын
Yea 😊 It was really heart warming in a way. I was lookin for some comments that pointed this out haha.
@violetgardner7712
@violetgardner7712 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that he put the kick stand down when he got off the bike?😂😭😂😭
@aeonquiz3251
@aeonquiz3251 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part. 😭
@MacThee
@MacThee 4 жыл бұрын
Attention to detail
@davidb2221
@davidb2221 4 жыл бұрын
We use to flip ours upside down when we would run into a store because if they wanted to take your bike it would take someone longer flip it back up then if it was on the floor.
@sandersfamily8974
@sandersfamily8974 4 жыл бұрын
David B thanks for the tip. Noted.
@nahuel118
@nahuel118 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, also he extended the pointer when he was explaining the outcome
@stutteringcris468
@stutteringcris468 5 жыл бұрын
"go to school, BE SOMEBODY!" I love that.
@metaphysicalentity8494
@metaphysicalentity8494 4 жыл бұрын
StutteringCrisTop10 you can be somebody without school. Education is not limited to school.
@jamesflick668
@jamesflick668 4 жыл бұрын
@@metaphysicalentity8494 crakr you clearly dropped out
@warriorjan4730
@warriorjan4730 4 жыл бұрын
420 likes nice
@dewaynefelton6861
@dewaynefelton6861 3 жыл бұрын
True indeed.
@ziadhammad6091
@ziadhammad6091 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the show On My Block.
@twodirections7913
@twodirections7913 5 жыл бұрын
*I HAVE TWO PARENTS I WAS RAISED RIGHT* LMAAAAOOOOO I'M IN TEARS
@papaboo._.
@papaboo._. 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂deadass fact
@nocakepeople6506
@nocakepeople6506 4 жыл бұрын
I got 4 bitch
@MurderMeMax
@MurderMeMax 3 жыл бұрын
Pair-rents
@nazzyhassan1496
@nazzyhassan1496 3 жыл бұрын
how can this be ur favorite joke
@ytbeats8366
@ytbeats8366 3 жыл бұрын
@@nazzyhassan1496 not a single momma
@lee-cl8td
@lee-cl8td 4 жыл бұрын
“keep your voice down" “FROM WHO NIQQA EVERYBODY SAW" Lmao
@wiets90
@wiets90 4 жыл бұрын
That lady behind him is having the time of her life :') Can't blame her tho, Chris is hilarious.
@quitpocketwatchingme
@quitpocketwatchingme 3 жыл бұрын
She look 👀 aight too she can get it
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
@@quitpocketwatchingme Only a real one can concur. 🤷🏽‍♂️
@reneehoward8936
@reneehoward8936 2 жыл бұрын
She trying to be seen🤣🤣🤣
@hankmoody7513
@hankmoody7513 2 жыл бұрын
this whole bit was weak.taylord af for white people.
@tuptubered8249
@tuptubered8249 2 жыл бұрын
@@reneehoward8936 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rockoytheman9453
@rockoytheman9453 5 жыл бұрын
The way he formulates his stories and connects drama and violence with humor is just hilarious, don't know if that made any sense but shit was funny as hell
@PhatSonia
@PhatSonia 4 жыл бұрын
Made perfect sense!!!
@ghost_strucid6579
@ghost_strucid6579 4 жыл бұрын
No u
@ghost_strucid6579
@ghost_strucid6579 4 жыл бұрын
MB Uno reverse
@natking1u1z99
@natking1u1z99 4 жыл бұрын
Yea he's good
@ghost_strucid6579
@ghost_strucid6579 4 жыл бұрын
@MB Lol why am I just seeing this comment 2 months later?? 😂😂🤦Anyway, well played...well played.
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 6 жыл бұрын
"He's not a killer, he's a crier" 😂
@HH-gv8mx
@HH-gv8mx 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is goofy as fuck. Being a white girl with long blonde hair, tan, pretty ..always ran track and played sports with all the black girls in high school I was a target for some mean girl jealousy. It took one time for me to get sucker punched by the nastiest black girl they called "Tyson" for me to learn how to fight. White girls didn't get in fights and they avoided black girls like the plague bc if you intermingle you better know how to fight.
@kiwikudos555
@kiwikudos555 5 жыл бұрын
@@HH-gv8mx Uhh, how old are you? Or wtf kinda neighborhood did you grow up in as a white girl? Because it sounds like you're writing a book. Like "Save the Last Dance" or something. I'm half black/white, have lived in multiple cities in California and Ohio, and haven't ever had an altercation like that. Except one Hispanic girl who threatened to fight me, but changed her mind seeing as how I wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. In conclusion, I really don't know if what you're saying is an insult or something else.
@cynthiaholland13
@cynthiaholland13 5 жыл бұрын
H H, why did you assume they were fighting you because they were jealous of you for being white and having long hair. This may surprise you but black women know they are pretty and don't use blond hair or being white as their standard. Did you ever notice in your school that black girls fought each other? Please get it out of your mind that that is why they were fighting you. It's insulting and you're basically saying you felt superior and prettier because you were white.
@D0t0ne
@D0t0ne 5 жыл бұрын
Lady you're in the wrong section, Fantasy section is right down the isle.
@salmaabdullahgb
@salmaabdullahgb 5 жыл бұрын
@@kiwikudos555 loool literally
@nicholaswhite4301
@nicholaswhite4301 3 жыл бұрын
"This a romantic place to get your ass whooped!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@evelynsahoe8896
@evelynsahoe8896 Жыл бұрын
"We all remember the things that depress us the most" ☠☠☠ you literally can't forget the times you've been completely humbled or embarrassed as much as we all want too 🤣🤣🤣
@blackboxsda7853
@blackboxsda7853 Жыл бұрын
Decades passed, and it still follows :)
@error404blah
@error404blah 6 жыл бұрын
"Y'all supposed to wait like Bruce Lee" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Insanemembrane93
@Insanemembrane93 6 жыл бұрын
sucksqueezebangblow he almost looks like a young Weasley snips
@error404blah
@error404blah 6 жыл бұрын
insanemembrane do you mean Wesley Snipes?
@misteryuk5636
@misteryuk5636 6 жыл бұрын
Your apostrophe is in the wrong place
@error404blah
@error404blah 6 жыл бұрын
mister yuk sorry, I don't often speak American.
@thisgustin
@thisgustin 6 жыл бұрын
This guy should be on SNL.
@terricharles1625
@terricharles1625 5 жыл бұрын
"Bringing communities together what y'all doing "? Enjoyed this immensly
@terrenceransom912
@terrenceransom912 5 жыл бұрын
Terri Charles, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚
@dontcopymystyle4469
@dontcopymystyle4469 5 жыл бұрын
💯
@antoniom9470
@antoniom9470 4 жыл бұрын
Terri Charles you pretty and darkskin wassup
@nCano
@nCano 4 жыл бұрын
Me two Terri
@fazechoppa1399
@fazechoppa1399 4 жыл бұрын
Terrence Ransom the hell
@mahadwawenka1893
@mahadwawenka1893 4 жыл бұрын
The girl at the front seat at his back with the blonde hair is the best audience .she is laughing so much😂
@jbizz80
@jbizz80 4 жыл бұрын
His storytelling and delivery is very Pryor-esque. This kid is good.
@whychilly5303
@whychilly5303 3 жыл бұрын
Yws
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
i know! unequivocally correct dude
@caleblocke8122
@caleblocke8122 6 жыл бұрын
I can confirm. Whenever loud “cursings” happen the hood gets quiet for about 23 seconds.
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 6 жыл бұрын
Caleb Locke See? Black dudes are natural basketball players! shot clock included WITHIN their very soul!
@thatblindmike
@thatblindmike 6 жыл бұрын
Well that’s not at all racist
@dylan8550
@dylan8550 6 жыл бұрын
Mike THK its not racist. Racist is hatred to other races. This is just racial and its funny.
@halloween482
@halloween482 6 жыл бұрын
LOL, soo true.
@ricaivory6571
@ricaivory6571 6 жыл бұрын
Also from the hood, and I kno for sure the hood come out when shit bout to go down 😂😂😂😂😂 I kno I be peeping when somebody get loud like "they bout to fight, let's go see" lol
@abbywolffe4114
@abbywolffe4114 5 жыл бұрын
" *_W H O D A B I T C H??_* "
@conversingwithconita
@conversingwithconita 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacksithlord1301
@jacksithlord1301 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in heaven Tupac: * senses someone’s been called a bitch* WHO DA BITCH
@fonkemoller
@fonkemoller 3 жыл бұрын
“This is a romantic place to get your ass whooped” had me crying 😂
@splashbroscorporation
@splashbroscorporation 4 жыл бұрын
I just took a drink of coffee right as he said "not again" and laughed so hard it came pouring out of my nose and I almost drowned.
@harrysapienn7911
@harrysapienn7911 3 жыл бұрын
watching a comedian while drinking something is like playing Russian Roulette...
@Savage-ih5il
@Savage-ih5il 6 жыл бұрын
Big girl behind him ready to risk it all
@zionakinjide650
@zionakinjide650 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha...yeah
@akiba1972
@akiba1972 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I peeped that she was like his biggest fan😂😂
@scarredbutrelentless3002
@scarredbutrelentless3002 5 жыл бұрын
akiba1972 yooo where’d you peep that?
@organicjam8077
@organicjam8077 5 жыл бұрын
@@scarredbutrelentless3002 lol it's the blonde right behind him sitting down
@scarredbutrelentless3002
@scarredbutrelentless3002 5 жыл бұрын
eastcoast dolphin i know man!! I’m looking for her @ though 😂
@scking75
@scking75 6 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I done whipped plenty mirror ass.
@85thHouseVibrations
@85thHouseVibrations 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@seagulhead12
@seagulhead12 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!! That shadow boxing shit works out waaaaaaay better than the real thing!
@creatvambition1090
@creatvambition1090 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын
Same. I lost a couple times
@reallyreynn
@reallyreynn 5 жыл бұрын
one time i lost cause i pinched a nerve when i threw a left hook my head was burnin and everything it was a wrap lmao
@mikee702
@mikee702 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he says "redeem" casually before it comes up as a punchline...He knows what he's doing.
@wampaton2847
@wampaton2847 3 жыл бұрын
“I saw his spit fly and I was like I KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE.” I died
@Top10Archive
@Top10Archive 6 жыл бұрын
The way he pretended getting punched from all angles.. Haha!
@ericraygoza5805
@ericraygoza5805 6 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Archive and from God 😂
@permafrost0979
@permafrost0979 6 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Archive ...and getting off the bike lol
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын
Ha! Love you brain
@freshh4895
@freshh4895 4 жыл бұрын
Perma Frost Who da bitch!?! 😂😂
@MountainDuke-music
@MountainDuke-music 3 жыл бұрын
MOUNTAINDUKE COMMON country pockets Official Music Video much love kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWjblpx_qJaModU God bless you
@jmannii
@jmannii 6 жыл бұрын
I love his middle class, educated upbringing. His awkward relationship with his gangsta friends was the best part of this. "I wish they hadn't dropped out of 8th grade." LOL!
@str8St0ner
@str8St0ner 6 жыл бұрын
priceless!
@benwalker9569
@benwalker9569 5 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@enx2083
@enx2083 5 жыл бұрын
That _is_ condescending
@kurlykayla9013
@kurlykayla9013 5 жыл бұрын
You sound mad ignorant and condescending.
@davida6797
@davida6797 5 жыл бұрын
Middle class? Lmao, let me calm down
@pbjanonymous
@pbjanonymous 3 жыл бұрын
I don't care how many times I watch this I still end up laughing so hard I cry
@pbjanonymous
@pbjanonymous Жыл бұрын
... it's crazy, because here I am again.. after specifically looking up this video.
@maddiegibbons4059
@maddiegibbons4059 4 жыл бұрын
Don't y'all hate when your gurl Morale ain't putting out?
@xwhels
@xwhels 6 жыл бұрын
14:51 the chick behind him is having the time of her life
@fredrikmudas
@fredrikmudas 5 жыл бұрын
Or maybe the boost too much
@moarroz
@moarroz 5 жыл бұрын
I don't blame her after seeing disjointed lmao he's so funny in that.. That's all i can think of is dank n dabby
@K4R3N
@K4R3N 5 жыл бұрын
She got her money's worth
@lotuskoko
@lotuskoko 5 жыл бұрын
Glad someone was! Wth was up with the couple on the left side? I think the guy smiled (not laughed) like twice.
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 жыл бұрын
She was in the Ali Siddiq video too, laughing her ass off there too.
@chibaby0306
@chibaby0306 6 жыл бұрын
He is a natural, so funny 😂😂😂
@tyrone784
@tyrone784 6 жыл бұрын
lovelychi Chris we know it's you commenting
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын
@@tyrone784 hahaa
@NgataNare
@NgataNare 5 жыл бұрын
so true!
@paulntulumbwa5264
@paulntulumbwa5264 4 жыл бұрын
"I remember like it was yesterday, cause we all remember the things that depress us the most"
@exzaverwalker9632
@exzaverwalker9632 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey y'all this isn't good for morale" lmfao.
@chibaby0306
@chibaby0306 6 жыл бұрын
Yo, comedy can unite the community for real!
@killhazardx
@killhazardx 6 жыл бұрын
lovelychi :)
@CrookCountySoftwear
@CrookCountySoftwear 6 жыл бұрын
Unity!
@zerocool4835
@zerocool4835 6 жыл бұрын
What community of the world wide community are you meaning
@bltn7469
@bltn7469 6 жыл бұрын
BRant D Does the word community really need to be elaborated on
@zerocool4835
@zerocool4835 6 жыл бұрын
Easymorte uhhhh yes that, was kinda, the whole meaning of the question
@sheateeley1
@sheateeley1 6 жыл бұрын
"You are not a coupon" hahahahaha
@cthulhujankinx5652
@cthulhujankinx5652 5 жыл бұрын
I tell this to all my friends
@nazzout
@nazzout 3 жыл бұрын
To this day I still come back and watch this one. One of the best stories ever. Chris Redd's delivery is on point.
@ShareefusMaximus
@ShareefusMaximus 4 жыл бұрын
Props to the lady in the front row, who was damn sure going to have a good time regardless.
@tupd
@tupd 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a supporter like that cute bbw shorty front row.
@macrondo5852
@macrondo5852 5 жыл бұрын
def slammed
@imid3440
@imid3440 5 жыл бұрын
so they know who to get a restraining order against
@weirdscience8341
@weirdscience8341 4 жыл бұрын
Bbw hahaha what ebony mean then 😂🤣😂🤣
@ScoobyShotU
@ScoobyShotU 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck no that fatass lol if that's what you want just hang out in america lol
@laykantheealien5722
@laykantheealien5722 4 жыл бұрын
@@imid3440 hahahaa
@lilplum37
@lilplum37 6 жыл бұрын
give this man a netflix special
@erineicher7342
@erineicher7342 5 жыл бұрын
LIL PLUM he was on Netflix!! On a tv show about weed😂
@sanityisrelative
@sanityisrelative 5 жыл бұрын
@@erineicher7342 yeah, that's not a Netflix special my dude.
@vonnumbafive2745
@vonnumbafive2745 5 жыл бұрын
sanityisrelative 😂😂😂😂
@themichaeljoel
@themichaeljoel 4 жыл бұрын
@Erin Eicher yess Disjointed is the shit
@MilkMan7300
@MilkMan7300 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr I laughed so hard I cried
@melissarothacker7944
@melissarothacker7944 4 жыл бұрын
"That ain't a gangsta way to travel!!!" Omg I'm dead 😂
@mariaclaira8103
@mariaclaira8103 4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how glowy his skin is? Like skin care routine please
@viciouslycalm
@viciouslycalm 6 жыл бұрын
This dude got me laughing like a mad man in public! I've never had a better time looking crazy in front of everybody @ a Costco... I gotta redeem myself, lol
@pr0gengoo96
@pr0gengoo96 6 жыл бұрын
Bitch, you're not a fkin coupon !!!
@randymcdonald591
@randymcdonald591 5 жыл бұрын
MOGAR22 lmfao holly shit
@imanrich800gaming
@imanrich800gaming 4 жыл бұрын
It's Okay man
@imanrich800gaming
@imanrich800gaming 4 жыл бұрын
It's the strangers who are missing out in this gold
@travelfoodielove
@travelfoodielove 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pr0gengoo96
@pr0gengoo96 6 жыл бұрын
...One of the punches felt like it came from God! *YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HEREEEEE!!!!*
@achukid
@achukid 4 жыл бұрын
the idea of conflict being resolved by finding a mutual comedic object had me in tears.
@MaRyaYTOfficial
@MaRyaYTOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Can you guys stop naming two famous comedians to say he's like them. Lets just appreciate him
@NKontrolikeJanet
@NKontrolikeJanet 6 жыл бұрын
I had no business watching this at work!!! I let out the most horrible laughs ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын
Good. Where you work?
@HUSTLER-AT-HEART
@HUSTLER-AT-HEART 5 жыл бұрын
Ashley A nice next time go to the bathroom
@dramafreak8430
@dramafreak8430 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I read this first
@meche1230
@meche1230 5 жыл бұрын
Im watching now at work😂
@latestbollywoodmoviesexcel5149
@latestbollywoodmoviesexcel5149 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZetn6uOZ5lrj6c
@KingKhanAbz
@KingKhanAbz 5 жыл бұрын
Daaaaamn. I would not have realised how funny Chris is with how SNL use him! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Well, at least they made his face recognisable to me for me to enjoy his solo work 😊
@mikagami69
@mikagami69 4 жыл бұрын
For real, this shit is way better than SNL.
@tyanez
@tyanez 3 жыл бұрын
That was my thought too, this cat WAY funnier than he is on SNL. Shame.
@ronniesnakehissiii9413
@ronniesnakehissiii9413 3 жыл бұрын
He actually shines on SNL whenever he's in a skit. The mateial may be "ehhh" but he does a lot with it.
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronniesnakehissiii9413 I concur.
@shaniboo2672
@shaniboo2672 2 жыл бұрын
Disjointed Netflix
@howardwayne8288
@howardwayne8288 4 жыл бұрын
The lady with the Over-The-Top facial expressions in the front row keeps taking my attention.... Lol
@watwell
@watwell 6 жыл бұрын
Hit me so hard in the throat I had a limp...LOL
@frederikduplessis4126
@frederikduplessis4126 5 жыл бұрын
"I have two Parents, I was raised right.." 😂
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 3 жыл бұрын
"This is a romantic place to get yo ass whooped..."🤣🤣🤣 this dude is hilarious, glad he's from Chicago. I can tell that he has both book and street smarts by the way he formulates his jokes. It looks as if he has a bright future in stand up.👍👍👍
@SootherousNoise
@SootherousNoise 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been eating in the Cafeteria at school. Then all of a sudden it gets real quiet and you can feel the tension in the air. Knowing a fight I about to happen. I swear Everybody be trying to Guess Who and What table "The Bitch" is gonna be at.😂
@kryssstarr5981
@kryssstarr5981 5 жыл бұрын
"I seen his spit fly, oh im like i know what's thats like"😭😭
@HereToComment24
@HereToComment24 6 жыл бұрын
The girl behind him. That's how I enjoyed the show. The other audience members were too uptight.
@arlenepayne309
@arlenepayne309 5 жыл бұрын
I knowww exactly!
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын
Right! He would've killed with a better audience
@elizablue8134
@elizablue8134 5 жыл бұрын
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Wtf why are you so angry? Who hurt you?
@_elijahpeepz4268
@_elijahpeepz4268 5 жыл бұрын
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Sadly you have to hate on other's because of your insecurities
@phant0m0th_
@phant0m0th_ 5 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂 his set was on point idk if they got the jokes or didn’t like them 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@ChicaGorilla312
@ChicaGorilla312 3 жыл бұрын
Because of Quarantine and Coronavirus I'm not getting any from Morale either 😂😂😂😂
@dpmjmun
@dpmjmun 2 жыл бұрын
The guy prevented violence, united people and found his calling to comedy
@mercytoday
@mercytoday 5 жыл бұрын
‘I was raised right, I had two parents’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bigsawdust4726
@bigsawdust4726 3 жыл бұрын
why is this funny
@hashiramacells9845
@hashiramacells9845 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigsawdust4726 because most criminals come from 1 parent households
@hashiramacells9845
@hashiramacells9845 3 жыл бұрын
@Mynigga Boosie it can be just as bad with a negative male role model
@christineferreira2181
@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын
I was raised by a single dad. He was my rock.
@lawrenceelgrin2205
@lawrenceelgrin2205 5 жыл бұрын
That was one of the funniest things I have watched. Comedians have to respect that performance. The timing, his lines. wow.
@freaker126
@freaker126 4 жыл бұрын
i want to hear his cousin side of the story. :p
@staceybaez1363
@staceybaez1363 3 жыл бұрын
Morale ain’t giving him no pissy AHHHH 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yaboyfishchicken3293
@yaboyfishchicken3293 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly my first fight I did the same shit, got up like "Oh I know how this gonna play out" got punched and then went "alright my turn".....it wasn't my turn I got punched again twice and lost. Really didn't help that they not only took me home but walked me to my front door like I need an escort
@Swish13x20
@Swish13x20 6 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Deschain we've all seen better days my guy lol
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 6 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Deschain my first and only fight was like "oh, you want trouble?" got punched 4 times by a super skinny dude. thought "that didn't hurt too much...but the fact that he just punches people like that tells me i have no business answering that. also he is the skinny of 3 dudes, the other two look like they WANT me to punch back so it's an instant brawl" ...bottom line: i bought him a beer, he gave me a shitty nickname that only he uses...whatever...at least i can say "i was punched right in the face 4 times by an experienced fighter and didn't even wobble or bleed or anything...!" you need to find a silver lining...
@xXLiLJokerXx
@xXLiLJokerXx 6 жыл бұрын
YeeSoest if that Nickname wasn't stone faced or something badass i feel sorry for you
@gioperales2880
@gioperales2880 6 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Deschain;
@therealflamelit
@therealflamelit 5 жыл бұрын
got my ass beat for a week straight by the same bully.I ordered 25 pizzas in his parents name and sent them to his house..his dad was pissed lol..he found out it was me later on and we laughed about it(i had a rep for knowing how to fight by then so that also didnt hurt lol)
@ericrobinson7184
@ericrobinson7184 5 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece...I hollered and screamed the whole way. He found a beautiful way to talk about the differences of the black community, in the context of it's heiarchy, and why, who we were is not who we are.
@nativedude2391
@nativedude2391 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this one multiple times and it still makes me laugh
@AshleyReynoldsCrackyCrafter
@AshleyReynoldsCrackyCrafter 4 жыл бұрын
Same...maybe 20th by now.
@nativedude2391
@nativedude2391 4 жыл бұрын
@@AshleyReynoldsCrackyCrafter I'm probably somewhere around 8. There's another one called "meth pee" that was pretty hilarious too. You probably seen that one too.
@rudolfsr100
@rudolfsr100 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen stand up this funny in a while. This was properly good. Good job man!
@jordanhyatte5064
@jordanhyatte5064 5 жыл бұрын
"Fighting in Chicago" followed by a "This Is Not Happening" is hilarious
@angelgoddessvibes5364
@angelgoddessvibes5364 5 жыл бұрын
Yo...Chicago has the funniest comedians.
@terrenceransom912
@terrenceransom912 5 жыл бұрын
LoveliAngelVibes, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚
@marioparker7328
@marioparker7328 4 жыл бұрын
Real shit
@saintoinette2063
@saintoinette2063 4 жыл бұрын
niggas see female comment on youtube videos and reply with 12 emojis can’t make this up
@Lordpraisethe
@Lordpraisethe 4 жыл бұрын
I was DYING
@fazechoppa1399
@fazechoppa1399 4 жыл бұрын
Terrence Ransom simp
@billloman3151
@billloman3151 4 жыл бұрын
An actual pimp taught me how to pimp limp. The hardest I have ever seen a group of people laugh is when I pimp walked in front of him and his friends. They were rolling on the ground absolutely paralytic with laughter. It was great.
@trash-heap3989
@trash-heap3989 2 жыл бұрын
The way the story ended, with him bringing these two gangs together for a meal with his sheer unintentional comedy, is truly, Gangsta!
@Lucas-ru6mm
@Lucas-ru6mm 5 жыл бұрын
"You are NOT a coupon" 😂
@joshuawilliams7249
@joshuawilliams7249 5 жыл бұрын
Dude that was one of the best stories I've heard in a while
@DadsOnBass
@DadsOnBass Жыл бұрын
Chris Redd is such an amazing storyteller. I'm glad he's alive after all this. Such a funny dude.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best one of these I've seen so far
@crlrckmn5659
@crlrckmn5659 5 жыл бұрын
“That ain’t hurt” but it did . Yea I felt that
@TheScoobysnack08
@TheScoobysnack08 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m bringing communities together”🤣🤣
@mytuberecap5346
@mytuberecap5346 4 жыл бұрын
Blond Girl in the background: "mmmhh, he ain't no coupon alright"😂
@alexgonzalez890
@alexgonzalez890 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones great story telling skills
@FRENNI13
@FRENNI13 5 жыл бұрын
That was such a good set “dawg you thicc can you stop twerking on mel
@mirzamay
@mirzamay 6 жыл бұрын
What happens when a nerd gets gangsta charisma 😂
@ryanhoward9757
@ryanhoward9757 5 жыл бұрын
mirzamay Lol or a regular dude that’s gifted in comedy.
@SamSamEym
@SamSamEym 5 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhoward9757 you can tell he's a nerd though
@ryanhoward9757
@ryanhoward9757 5 жыл бұрын
I feel you.
@tylermagoon4366
@tylermagoon4366 4 жыл бұрын
This probably saved Chris’s life honestly
@richboifloyd1
@richboifloyd1 3 жыл бұрын
Classic set. One of the best and underrated story tellers, bar none
@smurf7665
@smurf7665 5 жыл бұрын
First time I was punched it was a hay maker He projected it so much it was predicted in the Mayan calendar As I see it coming, I'm thinking *How cool would it be if I just dodged at the last second?* Yeah that didn't happen. Turns out fists are pretty fast.
@wolfboy20
@wolfboy20 4 жыл бұрын
Predicted in the Mayan Calendar lmfaoooo
@nancybeveridgetaylor3256
@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 4 жыл бұрын
I am a retired nurse, I have been punched in the face, kicked, scratched, woo boy. Working in ED, CCU, and maximum security forensic psychiatric facilities, y'all get hit. I know getting hit. But, ultimately, I got the needle and the 5 point restraints.
@st4ne4rmthevill63
@st4ne4rmthevill63 4 жыл бұрын
This was so fckn funny
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 3 жыл бұрын
@@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 thats one way to win a fight.
@saritasi7819
@saritasi7819 6 жыл бұрын
That was Seriously FUNNNYYYY. his delivery is perfect. I just love him.
@robinedwards8796
@robinedwards8796 Жыл бұрын
I love these stories. And Dank!?! Awesome.
@brokebugatti8927
@brokebugatti8927 3 жыл бұрын
Yo fam you rocked dis one for sure 💯✊🏽✊🏽 keep it up
@ellalivingston3947
@ellalivingston3947 6 жыл бұрын
That white ginger girl in the back is dying of laughter 😂
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 4 жыл бұрын
Because she fully understands, she came up in the hood too
@edub863
@edub863 4 жыл бұрын
@@RearAdmiralTootToot I understood and I didn't come up from the hood it's called he's hilarious ain't nothing to do where you came from
@kirikayumura6015
@kirikayumura6015 4 жыл бұрын
ginger? I didn't see that. Now I've gotta watch this yet again.. ah well, there are worse things I could be doing :)
@kirikayumura6015
@kirikayumura6015 4 жыл бұрын
ohh.. I thought you were talking about someone in the back row in the back.. not front row center in the back. I thought she was blonde, but you're right; unless it is the lighting, she's got red hair.
@AK907guy
@AK907guy 6 жыл бұрын
Such a great story and storyteller! Great job Chris I hope to see more of your standup!
@MDMAx
@MDMAx 5 жыл бұрын
Are you asking him to get beat up in an another gangfight? :D Not good for morale.
@alvaromejia9002
@alvaromejia9002 2 жыл бұрын
outstanding!!! not a dull moment!!!
@paulfields3990
@paulfields3990 3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the best stories I've ever heard in my life. Chris very entertaining and tell a good story
@zacharyramo1351
@zacharyramo1351 6 жыл бұрын
Mexicans got on boots
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Ramo not the same dude and they dont even look the same dumbass
@raramcgee4982
@raramcgee4982 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Ramo Lmao
@zacharyramo1351
@zacharyramo1351 6 жыл бұрын
gorillawarfair I know that it's just funny
@QuestionYourWorld
@QuestionYourWorld 6 жыл бұрын
My friends and i laughed so hard at that joke, we use it as a code phrase
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 6 жыл бұрын
Zachary Ramo it's eternal, it's universal, it's always the right comment when a black guy is on This is not happening!
@RuneWoodApothocary
@RuneWoodApothocary 6 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard in the middle of class I fell out my chair and was crying " Yall supposed to wait like bruce lee" deaddd
@kadreabrazil
@kadreabrazil 3 жыл бұрын
he’s so funny! I would’ve never guessed how original and hilarious he is looking at his snl work
@operationcoddiwomplejj6639
@operationcoddiwomplejj6639 4 жыл бұрын
I’m dying. Best “This is Not Happening” story ever. Even listening to it the second time it has me in stitches.
@mrflores6093
@mrflores6093 5 жыл бұрын
Miyamoto Musashi, the legendary samurai, said to always fight with the sun to your back.
@antoniowalker9601
@antoniowalker9601 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@-Epiphany
@-Epiphany 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayduby5330 😂😂😂😂😂...true...I'ma be late for my own funeral
@lesliemartin2901
@lesliemartin2901 6 жыл бұрын
Punching someone in the throat! I was DYING LAUGHING because that's such a Chicago thing! I SWEAR Bernie Mac said the SAME THING about disciplining a child on either one of his stand up specials or The Kings of Comedy: hit 'em in the throat! LMAO
@grossliz1995
@grossliz1995 4 жыл бұрын
Leslie Martin They hit you so hard your teeth clack together. 😂😂😂
@MichaelSultai
@MichaelSultai 3 жыл бұрын
My all-time favorite “This is not happening”. Amazing storyteller.
@charliesinnott9840
@charliesinnott9840 4 жыл бұрын
Quality work right here!
@oldsalty3707
@oldsalty3707 5 жыл бұрын
"Fists move fast!" Can confirm they do infact move fast.
@jamalsangster
@jamalsangster 6 жыл бұрын
Oh snap!! It's Dank! I didn't know he was a comedian!
@justind4763
@justind4763 6 жыл бұрын
Same here, hes actually awesome lmao I hope to see him come up
@iamkingQ
@iamkingQ 5 жыл бұрын
Jamal Sangster I ain’t know that either
@kayjay390
@kayjay390 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Amazing story telling bro you got a gift
@vincentnuno897
@vincentnuno897 4 жыл бұрын
“One felt like it came from God” LMAO
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