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@nebketis86748 жыл бұрын
"2 fillet of fishes and No therapy"
@stephontaylor96055 жыл бұрын
That part really got me
@hannaha9225 жыл бұрын
That's what every 80s kid wish they got XD
@Limitedtimefordeath5 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeee
@justsomeguy26635 жыл бұрын
That's a satisfactory ending
@Zadakleader635IvanTheRobot5 жыл бұрын
i started clapping when he said that
@tategibbs6558 жыл бұрын
"I'm cryin', because, I know we ain't goin' to McDonald's, now." Had me crying.
@vanessacruz30097 жыл бұрын
badum---TSSS
@daffyduck29795 жыл бұрын
I would just like to say I was the 1,000 like
@justhappenedtobeoverhere7145 жыл бұрын
Because it was so sad or because it was so funny?
@Danazstr5 жыл бұрын
I cant breathe
@joey33365 жыл бұрын
WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALDS
@aarod58498 жыл бұрын
i hate how i have to skip the first minute of every one of these so the best joke isn't ruined.
@lordhuebi8 жыл бұрын
i feel you but this wasn't even close to the best joke
@Olathaen8 жыл бұрын
just press L 4 times and the show starts...
@linuxd7 жыл бұрын
Aixxad yeah!!!
@justing.81987 жыл бұрын
press all 3 keys at the same time, ctrl alt and the downward arrow key. that will auto skip the intro every time
@Able_Hotel427 жыл бұрын
j griff dude......... we watch this on our phone, what are a god damn pilgrim
@jeuryveloz60118 жыл бұрын
How did 12 minutes just fly by like that?
@klebeau48 жыл бұрын
fareal im hella mad the stories already over
@Cyge240sx8 жыл бұрын
+Jeury Veloz long story boring? im sure it wasn't as boring as he said.
@jeuryveloz60118 жыл бұрын
Cyge Firstcasteim saying that i didn't even notice the time passing by because i was so engaged in his story.
@Cyge240sx8 жыл бұрын
i know agreed. i was just saying i bet there was a lot of funny stuff in between the cops coming and the ax falling lol
@tdot70846 жыл бұрын
same i was so interested in his story
@prod6mill.5128 жыл бұрын
I've never heard a comedian be as spot on as the "axe handle with the tape" bit holy shit
@arthurbartosiewicz63954 жыл бұрын
ya know... for grip.. lost my shit on that one haha
@cosmovedder13548 жыл бұрын
Whenever Joaquin Phoenix dies, this guy can play him in a biography made for tv movie
@maluorno6 жыл бұрын
CGI generated hair-lip
@opaqueandbluefrommyphone43396 жыл бұрын
maluorno he actually has a cleft palate. That's what the the thing over his lip is, he never got it fixed. Luckily it isn't that bad, so it just looks like a mole or hair. Crazy right? Look up pictures of cleft palate, his is barely visible.
@SadfoxGuyver6 жыл бұрын
Plus 39 lbs
@LadyVoldemort6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that he resembles Joaquin so much so I'm happy to see your comment... 👍
@lisapoole12196 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@andrewroc308 жыл бұрын
I thought he was just going to take the axe and scream at her to get out or else... but HOLY SHIT HE JUST PUT AN AXE IN HER LEG
@priscillanotpresley2 жыл бұрын
Don’t underestimate the family bond lol. When my baby brother (4th sibling) was being delivered my younger brother,sister and I (we were 7,5,4) were in the hospital daycare. Some big kid hit my baby sister and my brother and I just looked at each other and pounced on the boy, they had to peel us off him and my dad had to come get us lol
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
lolll amazing comment
@somedude34432 жыл бұрын
"Aw c'mon, I was like 6, there wasn't any torque behind it!"
@alecrichards8574 Жыл бұрын
Hahah me too... but then again, if he only threatened her with it I don't think she would have taken him seriously. She would then probably try to intimidate him, he'd stand his ground, but now she gets up prepared to take the axe and bully and punish him. HE HAD TO TAKE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE WHILE HE COULD Smart kid pretty messed up story though. Little man stood up for his brother
@sithonsithon1012 Жыл бұрын
He said there was a big spray of blood . If he hit her femoral artery , he could have killed her.
@mkilic105 жыл бұрын
this was the one of the best shows I have ever seen. He changed my emotion state fast as hell. I laughed, felt sad, almost crying, got angry and laughed again.
@DinoDzine8 жыл бұрын
This might be the best one yet LMFAO his closer was legendary
@SeanOMatic8 жыл бұрын
+drovvse Yeah, it's definitely up there.
@khadijahchaney57677 жыл бұрын
Mexicans got on boots.
@titanicgosling12166 жыл бұрын
Sophisticatedphunkvintage Khadijah where's Cici I got a whole can of coffee
@rodriguezpro20126 жыл бұрын
CC!
@joew.40736 жыл бұрын
You know this dude's ready tho
@matthewjackson76716 жыл бұрын
Big Boi 88 it was a personal knife then he had 3 bags of coffee then it was business
@IAM1OUTOF606 жыл бұрын
So does the riot happen in here ???? 😂😂😂😂😂
@professordick4868 Жыл бұрын
My mom worked at McDonalds in the 70's. That was one of the happiest times in my life..❤❤❤❤
@Iwasthewalrus8 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories yet!
@vickielawson31147 жыл бұрын
I HAVE known a person who would do the silent word repeating thing! I laughed my ass off when he mentioned that! I've NEVER heard another person mention that and I've only seen that one person do it. It's weird stuff.
@albetudo93136 жыл бұрын
they're probably autistic.
@Alkoholic6666 жыл бұрын
I also silently repeated myself from the age of about 13 until I was almost 15... Making myself stop doing it is still to this day one of the hardest things I’ve ever done! I’d speak and then force myself to not repeat the words. Seems simple, but the desire/need to repeat the words was unbelievably strong and damn near torture! Like a drug addict needing their fix... Through will power, shear determination and time I was eventually able to stop. I’d hate to have to go through that experience again, it was brutal! I’ve never met or heard of another person who did this until today. It’s been 30 years and I’d forgotten all about ever doing it myself. I hope it doesn’t trigger a relapse! Hahahah! Cheers!
@jaxosaurus53836 жыл бұрын
My brother used to do it.
@KickyFut5 жыл бұрын
(...used to do it.)😒
@michaelwandell25335 жыл бұрын
Vickie Lawson? From TN?
@joshuabolin44408 жыл бұрын
This guy is a natural! A++
@jok24407 жыл бұрын
Probably the best story of the series.
@mikhailgibbings8 жыл бұрын
That may be the most triumphant story I've ever heard.
@CuriousGoodsJessica6 жыл бұрын
"HERE'S where the story gets f'd up"... yeah, I think it was f'd up long before that! This is awesome, because at 6 years old you can't be responsible for your actions when the babysitter punches your brother, DAMN! How his eyes got crazy when he said he was grandpa & "I wanna make sure she's ok" 👀 HA!
@ricksanchez48135 жыл бұрын
Yeah he fuckin nailed that
@Baleur5 жыл бұрын
Cant be responsible for chopping someones leg with an axe? are you shitting me? That little kid should be beaten senseless.
@zachary9395 жыл бұрын
I really don't wanna say that kid did the right thing, but that kid did the right thing. Punch a defenseless nine year old in the face, a six year old gets to hit you in the leg with a hatchet. That seems completely reasonable to me.
@humixmusic4lyf4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he got the crazy eyes. I already knew his grandad want going over there to check ‘if she’s okay’
@brandonreece49673 жыл бұрын
@@Baleur are you still this dumb
@khalilhopkins50148 жыл бұрын
one of my new favorites
@corpse744 жыл бұрын
this guy very quickly came in my top 10. he has a 1 hour special thats absolutely great and free on youtube. he NEEDS more recognition and a Netflix special
@JonnyVerace6 жыл бұрын
theres nothing better than being an italian and hearing another italian tell a story that literally can relate to almost everything you grew up too
@idkybily Жыл бұрын
I think this is my fave comment ever on the internet because its what i think & feel the most but needed to hear someone else say it to have the proof its true. The way Italian Millennial kids grew up is so special & unique 🙌🏻
@DaveSP1968 жыл бұрын
One of the best I've ever seen
@psych11346 жыл бұрын
God I love it when an amazing story ends on such a victory moment. “We’re going to McDonald’s!” I replayed that like three times.
@YueClaudia8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this guy reminds me of Ray Liotta in Goodfellas xD pretty cool story!
@littlebird31675 жыл бұрын
When he first said "switch" I immediately thought of someone who is both dominant and submissive... The internet has ruined me.
@stevenpaz61413 жыл бұрын
I thought of Nintendo switch 😂😂
@jefft95126 жыл бұрын
"You know what you have to do!" Haha classic
@lukeperry84077 жыл бұрын
This dudes story telling is next level
@dravenocklost42536 жыл бұрын
What an awesome and supportive and a bit disheveled grandfather
@TheNitinshyam7 жыл бұрын
The best story iv heard till now ,damn crazy lmao
@bobnlouie8 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories I've seen on here. Brilliant.
@elfartbag84037 жыл бұрын
I've broke off many of switches when I was a kid... because I'm from the south and that shit is true 😂
@fabian60875 жыл бұрын
I just have to ask: What the fck kinda branch you're going for in that situation? The extra thin ones hurt like hell if you're whipped with them right? But the extra large ones have a punch of their own right? So are you just going for the thickest one you're able to rip off?
@moarroz5 жыл бұрын
@@fabian6087 if you go for a thin one best believe they are about to go find you the meanest thickest one out there and break it over you. You just wanna grab one as quick as possible...The hesitation on picking is what makes it worse...cuz they know you are out there plotting on the best branch...just grab and go...don't grab a skinny one or the hurtin' be worse lol
@moarroz5 жыл бұрын
@@fabian6087 But if you pick a small one and they give you the choice to pick again YOU BETTER not pick the biggest and baddest one or you are gonna get it broken off on your ass for sass'N them 😂😟💥
@ricaivory65715 жыл бұрын
@@fabian6087 we used to just go for the middle branches bcuz they wasn't thin enough to really hurt, but they not big enough to kill you either 😂😂😂😂 it's worse when they used to soak em in water so they don't break up, but they stopped doin that long ago lol.
@Shewhomustnotbenamed-bw8yv5 жыл бұрын
Shit, I live in the midwest and I had to do that shit at my grandmas. She made us pick from the willow because the switches were flexible like little whips, wrap around your whole leg and leave a welt
@stapuft5 жыл бұрын
Wow.....I've refused to get a switch before, but I've never locked them out when they went to grab it.....that takes balls....
@suzanneh9754 жыл бұрын
I take it you're from the south. So Im sure you understand when I say we KNEW what we would get when the parents came home And that's why we never did anything as ballsy as that 😂
@Curiouswasabi3 жыл бұрын
The Whole story is about his big ballz
@ramoneshakes86198 жыл бұрын
You told a good story........ I'll take you to McDonalds after
@josecolon57508 жыл бұрын
bro...three shakes rule also applies to writing.
@SkylarRuloff8 жыл бұрын
+ramone shakes Fuck, I'd buy him 3 fillet o fishes for that story.
@bl65168 жыл бұрын
Best episode ever.
@swarmk58098 жыл бұрын
Fucking best story so far on This is Not Happening !
@TheShadowofsparta7 жыл бұрын
But Mexican got on boots. True though, it is funny
@joshridgley72627 жыл бұрын
This one, Mexican Got On Boots and the Obese Nightclub Brawl are the standouts for me so far
@rickythompson14026 жыл бұрын
@@joshridgley7262 who tells the nightclub brawl???
@Alkoholic6666 жыл бұрын
Apparently you haven’t watched any of Joey Diaz’s stories... If not, do yourself a favor and check him out! Excellent story teller and seriously great stories! The man has lived one hell of a life... And I agree, this was definitely one of the best stories on TINH!
@Schnitz135 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@randytheracer36645 жыл бұрын
AND I GOT 2 FILLET O FISHES AND NO THERAPY this is now my favorite one
@kaytlynkoala1997 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite story of all time
@brwler15 жыл бұрын
man........this was the best one on this series so far
@stevencandelaria9098 жыл бұрын
Wow, one of the best ones I've seen!
@28happenstance6 жыл бұрын
This should have at least 1 million views. So good.
@bayballer16577 жыл бұрын
Messicans got on boots is now the 2nd best. Bret "the ginzaloon" Ernst just took the top spot.
@markvickroy67256 жыл бұрын
Bay Baller gindaloon, dummy
@josehasing14956 жыл бұрын
in glad I discovered this guy his bit on jersey guidos is so.funny
@jayoliver30027 жыл бұрын
BEST STORY EVER!!!!!
@mcdizzlefletch63022 жыл бұрын
By far best one yet… think I’ve watch all of these
@gradysmith99928 жыл бұрын
This was a really good one. Always look forward to new episodes of This is Not Happening.
@TheDudeman428 жыл бұрын
This series is really great!
@JaseekaRawr8 жыл бұрын
This dude is fucking hilarious! And has a face you can fall in love with. ;) Anyway, I was surprised that basically the entire audience didn't know what a switch was! I guess it's a old school Southern/East coast thing.
@DustinRodriguez1_08 жыл бұрын
I think it might have been context. I know exactly what a switch is, but the word switch has many meanings. When he said 'do you know what a switch is?' my first thought was 'how can he be talking about a gay man who both bottoms and tops?'
@JaseekaRawr8 жыл бұрын
Dustin Rodriguez Lmao! That's a new one I haven't heard. Very interesting, new meaning...
@chrish52246 жыл бұрын
Nah! It's a generational thing. Both my parents grew up on west coast and have told me many a story about having to pick out a switch or they got the belt.
@evilcam8 жыл бұрын
This was excellent. Brent not only had a spectacular story to tell, but he delivered and sold it really well. Like Joey Diaz levels of emphasis. The crowd was much more lively than they usually are too. Everything was top notch and made this one of the best episodes so far. Oh, and Brent's grandfather was a fucking boss.
@All-Hail-Gayle4 жыл бұрын
I love his punch sound effect. I love his storytelling. I also had foot times at the PlayPlace. "Long story boring" is amazing
@medicbabe2ID6 жыл бұрын
I've watched this probably 30 times. Never gets old! 🤣 #Filetofishes
@JayJay-jn6gl5 жыл бұрын
Watch "the washy wash" Buy Tommy Pope I watched that like 40 times too and it never gets old either lmao
@lightbender56055 жыл бұрын
My favorite story EVER!
@frenzy12258 жыл бұрын
that was a fucking great story
@BikePackingPleb6 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits. Great story.
@Timocracy8 жыл бұрын
3:11 Diaz laughing?
@Slickjitz8 жыл бұрын
Yup, good ear
@flygonkick938 жыл бұрын
definitely lol I'd recognize that laugh anywhere
@mrhfrc84704 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best I've seen so far
@one-eyedwilly88356 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones yet
@matthewhaley41478 жыл бұрын
I really hated the first half of the story....... ....but I'm glad I sat through it because it lead to such a great ending. Thumbs up from me.
@mthlay154 жыл бұрын
@@PatternLand hey mark, read the fucking comment again you dweeb. I said "thumbs up" and this is the important part "*FROM* me"
@chrispuletz29462 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best ones.
@mbl1025 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best stories I've heard so far!
@jitterg8 жыл бұрын
loved this one the best so far. so awesome
@DemocracyManifest Жыл бұрын
This is one of the better clips, dude is funny as heck and tells a great story
@juliolopez-vc5eg5 жыл бұрын
That smirk where, "I just want to make sure she's ok". . . priceless
@TearLilyd7 жыл бұрын
I love bret Ernst! I wished he had more videos out there. he is hilarious! this story was surprising though.
@rdub90204 жыл бұрын
This might be the best one of the entire "this is not happening" series
@abggk27 жыл бұрын
1:32 The girl in the right down corner looks like Whitney Westgate... u r welCOME
@stavalyao.49224 жыл бұрын
This is THE MOST RELATABLE story i have seen on TINH glad it exists
@npc11727 жыл бұрын
WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALD'S 😂😂😂
@miguelthomas2748 жыл бұрын
KILLER delivery!
@ABadassDragon5 жыл бұрын
Something my uncle taught me, when they send for a switch break the branch a bit, so when they hit the hand it breaks. 1960s life hacks 😅
@carterdcomedy4 жыл бұрын
I get to open for this man and I’m so excited
@mrsimeonides8 жыл бұрын
Best episode ever?
@rymichelle65508 жыл бұрын
soo funny I wish I could find more stuff with him!!
@CHA0S69er8 жыл бұрын
omg he killed it! this is my favorite of em all
@salehrokayak52575 жыл бұрын
This one is my favorite so far probably
@bsilkwood82727 жыл бұрын
Kept thinking of lightly fried fish fillets.
@kolbykauffman41807 жыл бұрын
Yo. This is the best one I've found yet. And I flat-out binge TINH for hours.
@roberticus4208 жыл бұрын
oh my god i nearly pissed myself
@aidangoot23624 жыл бұрын
i saw his hour special on his account before this and it’s crazy how well he tells this story iver and over and never fails to say jt right
@KicksAndSnares928 жыл бұрын
Run The Jewels!
@coliedeekenzo4 жыл бұрын
This is still one of the best stories!
@klebeau48 жыл бұрын
i can put this in the top 5 T.I.N.H. stories good shit
@klebeau48 жыл бұрын
***** yessir youre on point those r my other favorites too
@kailawrence29668 жыл бұрын
+NOTXOA id also throw in Jeff Dye stealing the jersey, Jon Huck's pants, and Joe Rogan and the stripper
@klebeau48 жыл бұрын
Kai Lawrence stolen jersey yeaa
@devynguitnwr17663 жыл бұрын
Mid roll ads in the middle of a punchline is dope and doesn't ruin the material.
@josiahlikestodance7 жыл бұрын
Yo this was insane and hilarious
@Iluvrocket8 жыл бұрын
This show is great
@mariabrowne81034 жыл бұрын
I was taking a shot when they locked out ant face and laughed so hard it came out of my nose. I don't think my sinuses will ever be the same
@spazzdineveryway6 жыл бұрын
I love this story!! Family first, always!!
@robins.97009 ай бұрын
love love LOVE this story!!
@evelyngottita6 жыл бұрын
That story was amazing!
@dillabean41837 жыл бұрын
The roller skating bit he did years ago is fucking amazing.
@paragonnina4 жыл бұрын
*his delivery is excellent. i was giggling like a japanese school girl for 12 consecutive minutes*
@colleenlancaster77998 жыл бұрын
best episode ever!!
@snewcomer225 жыл бұрын
I’m thinking that no therapy thing might need to be revisited 🙂
@Sysyphony4 жыл бұрын
This is still one of the best stories in this show
@DAlexKablack3 жыл бұрын
I noticed some of these audience members from other episodes, they're lucky to see such good comedians.
@ZeacorZeppelin7 жыл бұрын
sometimes you have to cut a ***** to go to McDonald's
@mcmamamm5 жыл бұрын
💯🍔🍟😂😂
@RaymondLopezaleman6 жыл бұрын
Made me feel like a kid again! Just amazing @BretErnst
@ltcrutch14407 ай бұрын
this might be the best guest ever!
@SausosiosIsrugos7 жыл бұрын
damn, what a masterpiece!
@subgrappling8058 жыл бұрын
That was a great story...one of the best yet on Ari's show imho...right up there with Big Jay's stories!
@rabbitss117 жыл бұрын
fillet 'o fish! I kept thinking 'flayofish' what's flayofish?, lol