Steve Simeone - The Voice of God - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

When Steve Simeone finally found his voice as a comic, he performed for a group of menacing men who had a very strong reaction.
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[@babd843]

I'm sorry to to to

[@emanuelmuhammad6563]

I dont mean to be so off topic but does anyone know a tool to log back into an instagram account?? I somehow forgot the account password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me

[@alonzojonathan2553]

@Emanuel Muhammad Instablaster :)

[@delicatelypsychicflower5103]

-"Then suicidal." -Audience laughs. -"I wish that was a joke."

[@absurdlyy9009]

Big mood

[@sunkid02]

@@absurdlyy9009 i can relate smh the only i can openly talk about my problems ia by turning them into jokes so ppl dont believe they just think im dark and funny but im just crying for help

[@sunkid02]

@@NilemagCT thanks brother but it isn't that that holds me back.....some things shouldn't be said out loud 😕😕

[@hautriedit9421]

Welcome to the U.S. that’s literally about 80% of the population at least who feels that way. Not downplaying your experience at all but that’s a very common feeling

[@lollic307]

Aw

[@BrentBlueAllen]

This TED talk was great.

[@XenoTravis]

Brent Allen lol that comment made me laugh harder than his act.

[@malachihagan2849]

Im the 300th like

[@morsecodereviews1553]

Blue Allen funny and inspiring, didn't see that coming lawls

[@melsoro7311]

Bro I was laughing so hard at this

[@harpersmith1400]

Fr tho

[@randalltylercahoon120]

takes a big man to tell that type story in this venue. hats off

[@kelw.5440]

I see what you did there 😆

[@bluntwizard5945]

Facts

[@dandrechesterfield5411]

wow this dude is sincere. I love it

[@The_Talking_Grill]

D'andre Chesterfield 300th like and 1st reply

[@harpersmith1400]

Ikr

[@hugoarcada]

@@The_Talking_Grill over 900 now, and just 3 replies. The average is 300 likes to a comment. Support your comics people!

[@mustangjackie78]

I could feel how genuine this guy was.

[@mscir]

He's like a real life Stuart Smalley

[@jessradcliffe1160]

I can tell he really suffered with that depression. When he said he went through a suicidal period and the audience laughed and he says "I wish that was the joke", I felt that so hard. He's a beacon of hope. Turning his sadness into comedy. Able to see the humour in shituations. I admire that, dude!

[@williamhollaway1960]

Shituations nice

[@moeezS]

Great moral. As someone who works in mental health and is pretty much required to not judge, it's fascinating how many people you come across that turn out to be much nicer than expected.

[@Darkmatter105]

+Messofanego I was walking to my apartment at around midnight when a fully tattooed(even one on his face) huge mexican dude came walking up to me, full outfit with white tanktop dickys and bald head. He was also over 6foot, I said to myself "well I'm about to get robbed or worse" I mean really starting to freak out.......the guy got to me and asked me if I had seen his puppy..his.....puppy.......he lost his puppy during the day and had been searching for it for hours, I started to think he was trying to get me to follow him or something to rob me or worse then....the guy almost broke down in tears and I actually started to console him, all my prejudices and judgment went out the window and we both looked for about an hour till we found it under a car, little dirty but not hurt. He thanked me a hundred times with tears starting to form in his eyes, and we parted ways. I felt like a huge asshole after, for judging this guy without so much as a single word spoken between us. I assume it was his kids but either way that guy was super nice.

[@moeezS]

Chrono105 Aww, cute story :D

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

LazyStatic everyone needs love. Everyone. And sometimes a puppy is the only one who will love you. ... that's why i work at an animal shelter.

[@foxibot]

Steven Seagull just saying you work at an animal shelter because of the puppy love, makes me automatically love you!

[@ItzBaneful]

@@Darkmatter105 if they're nicer then you expected it means you judged them #noneofmybuisness

[@atownlefttrain]

That was transcendental. Steve took me far, far away from the place I am today, some bullshit, burnt out do gooder in a developing country who hasn't loved anyone in a long, long time. I lived in the world he created, I remembered being young; I remembered a lot of things. Thank you for those 14 minutes and 11 seconds, I haven't been able to escape myself like that in a long, long time. I forgot that natural feeling of just...loving people.

[@Darkmatter105]

+atownlefttrain To many of us these days. Its easy to forget good people are still all around us.

[@brucesabatoni6823]

atownlefttrain God Bless you!

[@platypus8074]

U do mushrooms while u watched this or what

[@cp-lk5ye]

Wow.

[@croatiansensation6062]

Love is the only truth, every thing else is just illusion. Remember that you were engineered for this experience and every one is a work in progress. Sending you love from 90807.

[@embe1]

The girl behind him looks like she's in love. Hell I don't blame her. That was some kind of set.

[@TheSeeohhdee]

nah thats just her face and body's muscle memory to being front row at a titty bar.

[@jacklandismusic]

Your sentiment’s really sweet, but I honestly think she’s just wasted.

[@calviincalifornia4048]

theres like 7 women tf

[@calviincalifornia4048]

i once met a wasted girl outside my first delivery restaurant and she wanted to marry me lol @@jacklandismusic

[@sonquatsch8585]

i know right? all the girls behind him were in love. the look of love. seriously.

[@TheDamocles74]

Holy crap. That's one of the most uplifting things I have EVER heard. New fan Steve.

[@mohamedbilal864]

TheDamocles74 exactly!

[@Rebazar]

One of those things that seems obvious but that people could always use a reminder on.

[@jorkad9671]

Facts

[@whatthe5954]

Whoa, didn't expect it to pop off like that. Steve Simeone, huh? alright. I'll remember the name.

[@sashatoao8421]

What The Same.

[@roumifyouwnt2]

💜 same

[@JWMCMLXXX]

An uplifting story. That's a nice change of pace. Thanks man.

[@ameanbean13]

this dude KNOWS

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

true. he knows.

[@00xyq]

A Paust can you put it in your own words?

[@ryanruzicka6944]

I listened to him as a guest on Ari Shaffir's podcast while at work, and in the intro Ari said that you ( the listeners) would cry. And I thought " I'm at work I can't cry, I won't cry." And goddammit I cried like three times. It was a really good experience and I am seriously thankful for you guys

[@dravenocklost4253]

Ryan Ruzicka can you find out which one that was, or what to search?

[@lukeperry8407]

Shit man I expected a comic and I got a fucking life lesson my god

[@ajeje1996]

Goddammit, I came here to laugh, not feel! ;_;

[@stevenadams6279]

I did both

[@JamesACaswell]

Don't bee scurred

[@karlfagerstrom]

I'm more than okay with doing both

[@AshishGupta-ql9lq]

it was like a TED talk

[@legolas76524]

“I can talk to him like one of my nephews” 😂🤣

[@danielkurtz688]

Wow, he's an amazing storyteller!

[@popdistributions3630]

6 years and this stand up is as valid as the day it aired. ✌🏽❤️

[@klebeau4]

cant hate on that. good story

[@doctordeath7914]

Steve Simeone is a good dude. Go see him live! He'll have you in tears.

[@zackkirby7449]

The message in this story was great.

[@MrCGChief]

Holy crap! The feels! Nice job!

[@kirstenhamill7080]

I’ve spent the last 3 years of my life wanting to be a stand up comedian and this guy really gave me hope

[@ATF-]

How you doing 3 years later?

[@brandtcampbell3610]

I'm just gonna assume that the four down votes all involved individuals who did not wait until the end of the video.

[@jaday8873]

Or the four guys it was about. XD

[@mitcheltillman2461]

Jaday nah I’m pretty sure they liked it too

[@GarrettChance]

They were the audiences members that were looking at his back for 15 minutes

[@jacksonschultz6863]

This definitely should be shown to a lot of people, this changed me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@z.j.5941]

stop judging starting loving.... great message

[@eveyaspaas3667]

This has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve been incredibly low and just generally been in a really horrible place. This came up in my recommendation because when I’m really doing bad I watch comedy shows to help. This one is honestly so sincere and so incredible. Great set, great message, I love this guy.

[@connectivitytissues1429]

This is one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard, and I totally needed to see this. ❤️😂

[@micmasters801]

I was not the only person moved by this. Loved it.

[@lesliemeier3843]

this guy is so optimistic and nice to listen to

[@Emily-kd2zv]

I like him. He doesn’t just make me laugh, his stories make me smile and feel good inside.

[@freddymeisner]

Definitely get Steve back for next season

[@post921]

This was unexpectedly deep af & now I'm high crying 😭

[@richardwaller4223]

If you think you're the only one, let me learn ya something. You're not the only one I promise you that. 😅😂😭😮😇 I cant promise we aren't the only two... But I really, really doubt it. 🔥✌

[@LonerFez69]

8:49 the audience girl to the right of him is the greatest audience member of all time. I stare at her in every video she's in haha. She's BLITZED!

[@teerex5626]

This guy is just so respectable and he’s super funny

[@ninasharifi5829]

This is the BEST story I've heard so far!!!! I loved his message!!

[@samedmonds5090]

What an amazingly funny story and a sweet message! Props to this guy

[@17palmtree]

This was surprisingly profound and sincere for this show, great segment.

[@snaker9er]

This guy should have his own show, very positive

[@Godlymike]

Deserves more views

[@irollerblade13]

I'm not religious at all but God bless the last statement of this. Laughter cures all

[@gambadade1504]

I didn't expect this to be heartwarming. New fan.

[@garywoneal1000]

Steve is a friend of mine and is one of the most positive people I know in California.

[@jackday420]

Definitely the best This Is Not Happening. Thank you.

[@oz9213]

It's good to see that Carlos Mencia is getting his life back together.

[@fayyllfayyll]

Oz9 this got me man hahaha thanks for that

[@andrewfranquelin3184]

no he isn't and no it wouldn't be

[@Tigerlily01717]

Great performance! This guy was awesome!

[@NoSpace4Bass]

One of those feel good comics like joey diaz

[@Bruceybaby2009]

Two very different styles of comedian, but you’re right. Joey’s always got some kind of a positive, life affirming message behind his jokes.

[@jasont1303]

Wasn't sure about this guy but wow what a great story. Wish people were smart enough to encompass this into their own life.

[@sarahpurugganan126]

This one was so amazing!! I’ve watched so many of these ‘This is Not Happenings’ but this one actually left me with a full heart and sincere happiness. Good job!! 🙂

[@DuckmansRevenge]

this guy made me smile

[@supersquare]

Steve, that was absolutely incredible. You're amazing.

[@missp348]

this is my favorite one that i have seen. amazing. i love the message.

[@MelanieRoxs13]

Lol this fucking comedian made me cry that was beautiful

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

There are people that love you. Don't let em down.

[@ABRASILERA17]

Uplifting and hilarious and unforgettable. Thank you, we all need this

[@MayaState]

WELL I teared up at the end

[@yelenazerk]

Thank you for a beautiful message ))

[@mariodwir]

lets hop on the feels bus

[@michaelrutledge619]

I love listening to Steve tell a joke/story. Check out his special Remember This. It's so good. It's nostalgia at its finest. I'm just a buddy. No other affiliations, just true enjoyment.

[@samd8339]

That.. that genuinely made me happy

[@garbougesenior3486]

“I’m just trying to bring joy in the world for 15 dollars” LMFAOOOO SOO GOOD😂😂😂😂

[@gentleeyes]

This is intensely relatable and also still funny. This guy needs a Netflix special too.

[@hughlee7107]

I’ve had the most stressful day and watching this made me look at life differently. This guy is great

[@pjchatmon60]

One of my favorite comics!

[@madmo_1148]

Never heard of this guy before this now I'm a fan lol

[@evilcam]

Great story, delivery, and set. Steve Simeone is doing everything right.

[@samanali8309]

Beautiful message! This dude is awesome

[@Migraineboy420ganjajoe]

Wow...Swear to God this made me cry. Very uplifting.

[@shortstuf804]

"the less you judge and the more you love, you'll stop judging yourself and you'll start loving yourself".....ooOOooOOoo i was NOT ready for that!

[@klatcha]

I think this may be my favorite "Not Happening". And that's saying something.

[@K31R616]

Honest, heartfelt, truth

[@camillemanly3800]

Best one yet. What a great person ♥️

[@Riffs_and_lifts]

This is the deepest episode of this show I've ever seen haha

[@PvtPyle-tj6xx]

i didn’t realize how much i needed to hear this man, bravo Steve, you rock

[@kmnremtp]

The best one I've seen yet, thanks bro. Trying to make the world just a lil bit better place.

[@MTksm]

Thank you for the great laughs!

[@NoName-fg7bu]

This guy. He's so awesome. I love this

[@idontdodrugsiamdrugs]

I’m in love with his personality

[@BenSeaward]

I love you, Steve.

[@beingalive101]

I'm literally crying and I didn't sign up for this

[@humixmusic4lyf]

‘Deep inside we’re just little kids that just want to hang out, love, have some laughs [...] the less you judge, the more you love, and you’ll stop judging yourself and start loving yourself [...]’ - I officially love this human. 😭💙 I wish it was easy for us all to be like this. T^T

[@leognardo357]

Wow, that was the most positive story ever told on this show! Haha great stuff

[@collamore]

Only regret is that it took three years for me to stumble across this. Thank you Steve, that was beautiful

[@squidhack8743]

god damn i love this guy

[@guesswho22peekaboo]

Not only was that story great, but your ending message was by far the greatest of this series. No disgusting acts or justifying terrible behavior. Just a funny story with an awesome message at the end. I'm now a fan.

[@dominique3949]

I’ve rewatched this so many times. The message and laughs happen every time. Love him. Love his message.

[@Bruceybaby2009]

Wow I really needed to hear this one today, in 2019.

[@misfitbrit1989]

same

[@MrRevolverkiller]

Bro its what we all need here in 2022

[@croatiansensation6062]

The art of storytelling is exemplified so well and in such an authentic and charismatic way. I respect that you can do what you do in front of all of us, and tell some personal stories we can all connect with or relate to on some level. Thank you for making me feel better about my Peter Pan self that I have always admired within me even when society is so quick to push all of us to grow up and mature, usually in not the healthiest of ways. I was born in Croatia and can relate about the observation of adults as a child and how their behaviors and words were confusing and incongruent at times. Thank you for speaking from the heart and warming my heart

[@abcdefghijklmnop2492]

Must... Hold... Back.. Tears.... Great job Steve. More please.

[@GOREilla.]

Great dude, bright heart!

[@djnovice113]

This gave me a warmy feeling and I dont know why

[@johnnypatrickhaus890]

I think this may be my favourite ever TINH. Steve Simone is such a beautiful soul.

[@anthonybutchelli]

This is by far my favorite so far. I've been binging on episodes for two days. There are a lot o great ones. This one gets you right in the feels. Steve is like my favorite cousin if I had one.

[@someguyuknow214]

Powerful Steve Simeone! you got a new podcast subscriber right here!

[@GreatValueChocolateMilk]

The world need this man

[@blorpa]

MyGod!!! I’ve been feeling real down and I needed a laugh!! I did not expect such a wholesome story!! FREAKING THANK YOU!!! ಥUಥ

[@taramartin6177]

Hey, I feel ya. Hope you are feeling a little better. 💖

[@mitcheltillman2461]

This guy is so pure I love it man