"I wouldn't write something this stupid" *Genuine Tosh Laugh*
@ayoolanceboogie37209 жыл бұрын
Tosh would slaughter anybody he was picked to roast.
@aminsin09 жыл бұрын
One word Tosh says then that person would disinegrate from being burned so badly.
@jbo5o6439 жыл бұрын
Patrick Myers Okay....Karmels comment was enough, yours just was way to much and not needed.
@aminsin09 жыл бұрын
ALLAHKRAKBAH!
@RainRaiderX9 жыл бұрын
karmel latimore Harley from Epic Meal time :)
@karljoyce72639 жыл бұрын
A family member who died in a jet ski accident isn't funny..but maybe its just me
@mataj0to5614 жыл бұрын
3:55 Tosh:you think that’s funny? Lee:I duuu 😂
@killerkimm9 жыл бұрын
Hahah brilliant. Tosh needs to bring Old Lee on the show more
@slimmybilly9 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah!
@ZebasG9 жыл бұрын
killerkimm he died
@ddelopkwapn59859 жыл бұрын
+ZebasG whaaaaaa ? When
@bobrick34919 жыл бұрын
+ZebasG How do you know?
@3martiniplaydate9 жыл бұрын
+Bob Rick ya.... how does he know? Maybe one of us morons will Google him. I love Lee but am too lazy.
@Jimmy-1178 жыл бұрын
Lee is savage af
@nicksizemore69149 жыл бұрын
The usher joke was amazing
@karljoyce72639 жыл бұрын
Yeah.teenagers dying because of the accidents of their family members is hilarious
@nicksizemore69149 жыл бұрын
+karl Joyce yeah, it's pretty funny
@aaronstrahm21629 жыл бұрын
+karl Joyce I am and people did laugh at it, and so did I! Oh and that usher joke was amazing!
@nicksizemore69148 жыл бұрын
+Jeffrey Hinkle Shhhure
@diazhuguemungus83976 жыл бұрын
Man, I love pretty much all comedy but someone’s kid dying???? And then you call the ppl who who had a problem w it killjoys? I’ve lost all hope for humanity....Jesus Christ man. Nothing fucking funny about you losing a child.
@metalandhorror9 жыл бұрын
Tosh would prob make biebs cry so they hold e'm back
@281freak9 жыл бұрын
Agree.
@danijelujcic86449 жыл бұрын
And Zach Galifianakis.
@over75325 жыл бұрын
He was actually a really good roastee
@wizkid91us8 жыл бұрын
They really need to bring back Old Lee!
@g619sekhon8 жыл бұрын
he's dead
@Garf2O8 жыл бұрын
HumbleDays they need to do a life redemption
@Amy_L335 жыл бұрын
@@g619sekhon no hes not but you will be soon :)
@xXD4RKV0IDXx8 жыл бұрын
Daniel's genuine laugh is great
@darkkinggio9 жыл бұрын
This was fucking gold.
@14ricki9 жыл бұрын
King_Eternal Fuck you King Eternal. I'm in charge around here. jk vu
@mikez52859 жыл бұрын
King Leonidis Fuck you man, mikez is always in charge.
@aaronstrahm21629 жыл бұрын
+MikeZ *MikeZ
@elias_xp957 жыл бұрын
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy oh noo
@robertxflakes9 жыл бұрын
lmao that was good shit. i like old lee
@robertxflakes9 жыл бұрын
lol give that man his own show!
@jerome09296 жыл бұрын
“But I didn’t write this you know, I wouldn’t write something so stupid” Old Lee had me dying every time
@S.V-NL9 жыл бұрын
That ISIS joke was by far the best one :)
@NavaJL908 жыл бұрын
"You kiss your old old sailor buddies with that mouth?" Lmao! Tosh is hilarious.
@assassin713339 жыл бұрын
That germ joke got to me
@scionguy69219 жыл бұрын
Racist Gopher ATTENTION MYSELF I AM ON THE TELEVISION PREPARE FOR THE HAHAHAHA HEHLLO?
@TheAlexkubetin9 жыл бұрын
Alquadadina Muhammed You!
@patrick15809 жыл бұрын
Funniest one I saw was "Surprised you managed to get phone service from so deep in the closet" lmaoo
@Garyruizjr9 жыл бұрын
2:57 Tosh taking shots at Amy Schumer! xD
@Akirsch169 жыл бұрын
+TiggahG "feminine hips" is a Mulaney bit
@613and8028 жыл бұрын
Who?
@cowboy91457 жыл бұрын
Terram Lucida Tela Concilium John mulaney
@509REDPRODUCTIONS7 жыл бұрын
TiggahG thats the first thing I thought of
@Harmlessgamers28937 жыл бұрын
TiggahG ughh... stop reminding us of that freakshow muppet hog gone wrong
@whitneyhbr6 жыл бұрын
The Dallas Buyers Club joke gets me every time.
@brettwelsh85755 жыл бұрын
"It will be old lees turn to get roasted soon then i flush his ashes down the toilet" lmfao what did he do to deserve that
@edgartj179 жыл бұрын
Old lee is funny as fuck
@Will_Notcomply365 Жыл бұрын
“That was a stinker” 😂
@lancescreepyreading5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know, what was the civil war like you crusty f**k?" 😂😂😂
@jfoxx48016 жыл бұрын
I love how the T in roast is on a separate line. LOL
@dennis115729 жыл бұрын
I think it's good when some one decides to do comedy in a totally different way.I appreciate a lot of other comedians but that's what Tosh does for me.good stuff!
@apexnp9 жыл бұрын
I almost died by laughing so much to this yesterday
@garypellerin55764 жыл бұрын
Old Lee should have his own segment on the show. He's great.
@JustinLeeper5 жыл бұрын
I moved to Japan almost 4 years ago. It’s been so great to watch these Tosh videos on YT. Thanks for uploading them, CC!
@spencerj46779 жыл бұрын
Old lee, old lee, old lee, old lee! Bring him back!
@jailcatjones32503 жыл бұрын
He deserves his own roast, he is the third longest show on Comedy Central behind South Park and the daily show.
@bradvandamme21169 жыл бұрын
They chose the LAMEST people to roast Justin Beiber. They should of let Daniel be the roast master. KEVIN HART ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. It's almost like they didn't want anyone actually funny or creative to roast him since they didn't want to hurt his feelings.
@cqdrian9 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly, Daniel would've probably made him cry
@jeyjay0239 жыл бұрын
I thought Hannibal buress killed on the roast. He destroyed everybody including Justin beiber
@chynna30509 жыл бұрын
+jeyjay023 he was the worst one
@jeyjay0239 жыл бұрын
Chynna N. Then he do you think killed?
@WillCall_WRX7 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Jeff Ross
@Aaroncoop91626 жыл бұрын
“Thats the wrong Comedy Central star, I have zero body issues.” 😂😂😂
@vanmorgan18675 жыл бұрын
“I don’t have any old sailor buddies and I don’t know what you’re talking about” lmao
@fUtube12124 жыл бұрын
I hit the like button at the beginning just cause Tosh never fails to crack me up.
@JoeRezac0059 жыл бұрын
"you're dope. Seen you at your taping a few weeks back. You're genuine nice and funny." *In my head* "He's gonna say, 'Fuck you.'" Danial- "Fuck you!" Me- CALLED IT!
@iSimp4Val4 жыл бұрын
i wanna see him roast Anthony Jezelnik lmao that would be an epic Battle.
@ChuckBeefOG9 жыл бұрын
I fell to the ground watching this, nearly in tears.
@joestrozewski90418 жыл бұрын
"what was the civil war like you crusty fuck" lmao
@D0NTST4RT8 жыл бұрын
Aww Old Lee is so cute!
@MrSalty-ks5pb6 жыл бұрын
3:23 that civil war joke 😂
@CrazyJinX8 жыл бұрын
"What was the civil war like, you crusty fuck" im actually dead XD
@jfolkerson51029 жыл бұрын
the one about jared leto had me fucking rolling. if you saw dallas buyers club you would know
@3martiniplaydate9 жыл бұрын
I.m fucking DYING. Tosh's "neighbor” was definitely the rock star here. I wonder if that is an actor or really his neighbor. If that old dude was my neighbor, I.d come over his place and we.d have martinis. That dude is funny when he.s reading the tweets but his side comments were priceless 🍸🍸🍸
@adamcardenas48928 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost had a heart attack!😂
@jvm-tv6 жыл бұрын
Lee keep reminding that he's not written the jokes is the funniest part.
@austinrabideau12727 жыл бұрын
3:26 had me rolling
@silveregle083 жыл бұрын
This was better than any comedy central roast!
@thomasdavis94058 жыл бұрын
tosh - "you think thats funny?" old lee,- "i do" lmao that killed me
@eyyy22716 жыл бұрын
"I thought roasting queers was a thing of the past" 👌😂
@thENDweDIE11 ай бұрын
I'm crying..!! "I don't have any old sailor buddies..."
@pmm45724 жыл бұрын
More old Lee please...he was adorable.
@alexkimball760111 күн бұрын
Tosh is one of the "mean" comedian GOATs. It's really weird that CC wouldn't want him on a roast panel.
@WhiteMargarine6 жыл бұрын
😂😂Jim Harbaugh looks exactly like you Daniel Tosh!!! 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂Cracked me up for days!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the anti/benevolence King of Comedy!!! 😂😂😂 LOVES IT ME I SAY MOR MOR 😂😂😂
@Doom36959 жыл бұрын
Fuckin 10/10 Just like you, daniel.
@jullianl.90649 жыл бұрын
Doom3695 kiss ass
@MCKillerDucky19 жыл бұрын
LOL i fucked laughed for hours at the end "It will be old lees turn to get roasted.....and then I'll flush his ashes down my toilet " xD
@zero-jee7 жыл бұрын
Lee has great timing while reading the tweets
@lisaoldwithsomanywhys54877 жыл бұрын
Love the old guy🤣👏🤣 hilarious
@jfolkerson51029 жыл бұрын
I beg Comedy Central, the internet, and whatever god there may be to let Daniel Tosh do a fucking roast!
@mahammadoutunkara64308 жыл бұрын
the Isis one was good
@goatymcgoatface357528 күн бұрын
Funny thing is, tosh is signifigantly better than any comedian at any roast there has ever been
@harlonpeppernuts2 жыл бұрын
Old Lee is adorable.
@Mr.DiughGames2 жыл бұрын
Is he still around?
@donovan90959 жыл бұрын
The Twitter joke and usher joke so funny
@Statistics759 жыл бұрын
OMG the usher pool joke 💀💀💀 #Why
@jamesrearden19794 жыл бұрын
I love Tosh, he’s such a decent dude...
@laurettamartin55924 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Old Lee: I didn’t write this
@JoseLopez-kt2ug8 жыл бұрын
Daniel Tosh hosting a roast would be iconic
@pushindasies279 жыл бұрын
What is that theme at the end?
@ejcejc41133 жыл бұрын
I love how adorable tosh thinks the old man is lol
@josephg57664 жыл бұрын
The way he is responding to the old man like he is the one who is saying this shit. 😂😂😂 he says “What?! I didn’t write this stuff I’m just reading it”😂😂😂
7 жыл бұрын
Old Lee is great!! 😂
@joshuahuq6 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central needs acknowledge Tosh some more and put on more reruns of his show! Also less talk shows more cartoons!
@klarastern55974 жыл бұрын
That older gentleman is really cool :D
@abeboy54338 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't Tosh host a roast? 😂😂😂
@joselopez69908 жыл бұрын
Abeboy I was just going to say the same
@terrydactyl8496 жыл бұрын
cause he would dominate. jeff ross would be out of a job pretty much.
@jaspersilence93287 жыл бұрын
I need to catch up on my tosh...this had me rollin😅
@charliehawkins9629 жыл бұрын
He actually does look like harbaugh😂
@SW.Productions7 жыл бұрын
Charlie Hawkins He looks more like Lane Kiffin
@classck11244 жыл бұрын
Out of all of the tweets that old timer had read from the people of Twitter. What he said was the funniest to me. "I didn't write this, I wouldn't write something this stupid."😅
@whitneyhbr6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite clip.
@meowpacino21692 Жыл бұрын
These were Norm quality
@AsupplementGuyАй бұрын
1:15 🤔 This aged well.
@ZambieNate9 жыл бұрын
Tosh would be too savage they would have to cancel his show.
@aaravjindal59593 жыл бұрын
The future of comedy is being able to make Daniel Tosh laugh. Just like it as with Norm McDionald.
@fhb39 жыл бұрын
Here's what I would have done if I could roast Tosh: "This is Comedy Central. WHY is Daniel Tosh on THIS network? He's NOT funny!" "Tosh.0? Should have been Tosh -8.5!" "So you've been on the air for SEVEN seasons? Happy 1st Anniversary! I say '1st' because only ONE of these seasons WAS funny!" "You look like the love child of Nick Lachey & Justin Bieber!" God, I LOVE this show.
@BrodyRT4 жыл бұрын
Felix Brown 4 years Felix and still no likes. Good one
@akaishuichi20804 жыл бұрын
I want to see Tosh and Ryan Reynolds roast each other
@mariec35276 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂💀 Some of those Tweets 💀💀💀 I can't
@JoolEAn928 жыл бұрын
I think Tosh would be a great Giraldo replacement.
@STREETFIYAMIXTAPES5 жыл бұрын
I don't get the bobby brown or usher reference. someone explain please.
@nickslowlife29293 жыл бұрын
I have watched this video maybe 20 times.. just as funny as the first
@asherweck4 жыл бұрын
I wish tosh was in a celebrity roast
@marmaladeplague66277 жыл бұрын
That last part though
@VivaLaCody19 жыл бұрын
outro song name?
@flexitarianbeanqueen6 жыл бұрын
VivaLaCody1 It's the intro from This Is Not Happening! 😮
@kendallfuller92867 жыл бұрын
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
@ivanmercado4838 жыл бұрын
Exactly one year ago!!! Please give him his own roast show!
@tommygunz87843 жыл бұрын
That usher joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KauseXBL9 жыл бұрын
Whats the song at the end?
@flexitarianbeanqueen6 жыл бұрын
Cameron Batt It's the intro for This Is Not Happening!
@AngelsDewTube9 жыл бұрын
That old man's really enjoying himself
@TyroneDracula8 жыл бұрын
Hey, guys, guess what?! I'm not Daniel Tosh!
@pandabutter12668 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the song at the end?
@cannasseur_82464 жыл бұрын
Bring Old Lee on more often!
@FreeD00M9 жыл бұрын
WHATS DAT SONGS NAME AT THE END?
@Mr.BabyOil9 жыл бұрын
Old sailor buddies 😂😂😂😂😂
@uncle18866 жыл бұрын
Watched this for the second time, noticed the type they used was too big lolol ROAS T