Cooking with Ancestor

[@menhir857]

Wayne June himself posted this on his channel

[@Sir_Bucket]

And just like that, this video became canon

[@awepsalmgamin]

this deserves it. very creative.

[@le-furioso]

Link

[@awepsalmgamin]

@@le-furioso go to his yt channel

[@slovnicurling9808]

@@le-furioso Zelda

[@grauf]

Truly the Darkest Kitchen.

[@dawedws]

Someone would say, BLACK kitchen!

[@CBRN-115]

Takes a bite *AT DEATH'S DOOR*

[@Shauntungosaurus]

*BWAM*

[@Kryptnyt]

And now, the true test. Such blockages are unsurprising.

[@NisseDood]

You forgot the blight effect. :V

[@insaincaldo]

Disease: Tapeworm Disease: The Black Plague Quirk: Tippler

[@ЕвгенийЕфимов-й7н]

*death blow

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

Ancestral Cuisine Ancestral -100% food consumed +30% blight resist -10% disease resist +10% stress

[@le-furioso]

Blight resistant? Your gonna be blighted for the rest of your life after eating that

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

More like: +100% Blight Skill Chance -100% Blight Resist -50% Disease Resist -100% Food Consumed +20% Stress

[@rockybirdy1529]

@@steampunkastronaut7081 honestly would be a very good trinket

[@electrotoxins]

*Ancestor's Last Meal* -can be equipped and unequipped as an action during combat -on turn: blight self (80%) 3pts/1rd -on turn: blight enemy units (70%) 9pts/1rd -on deathblow: blight attacking unit (300%) for maximum attacking unit health/1rd, trinket is consumed If anyone wants to help with numbers I suck at balancing so feel free

[@Snipergod1024]

@@steampunkastronaut7081 Nice. I'd run that on a PD, honestly.

[@sook-iii]

Truly, The Ancestor was untapped meme potential.

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

'was'?

[@Meitti]

Was? You cant visit any imageboard- or reddit thread about the game without everyone spamming his quotes.

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

@@Meitti A potent meme often attracts... Unwanted attention...

[@hexretro8112]

@@snarkycommenthere9027 I just wanted to reply but I have nothing to say...

[@kamilslup7743]

It was a misclick, he wanted to say "has"

[@Riccool]

"I murdered them as the slept" you had me there. absolutely great!

[@dopiavolo1708]

Slowly,gently...

[@nightcollapse]

_Can you feel it_

[@justaclock4768]

The smell of dead rat is almost unbearable,and the weak cannot be tolerated.

[@lowlydovahkiin8084]

@@dopiavolo1708 This is how a life is taken.

[@BaronVonMott]

As the stomach growls, a faint hope blossoms... these nightmarish concoctions can be consumed, they can be eaten! But even the best food seems bent on preventing passage... remind yourself, that constipation is a slow and insidious killer.

[@theoutergod8666]

I need not to remind myself, for I know that very well...

[@TravaZZZik]

made me LOL 😆

[@wellguesswhatIthink]

I love you!

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

A cook-off! Send these cooks a message: the rightful chef has returned, and their kind is no longer welcome.

[@darkell8654]

Hey man, just to let you know, this comment now have 1k likes. Good job.

[@arcanecontent]

_"Remind yourself that overseasoning is a slow and insidious killer."_ ~Ancestor cook (to the audience)

[@arcanecontent]

_"We will find all manner of great and terrific things in this recipe book."_

[@pochete8248]

"Be wary. Triumphant cooking precipitates a dizzying taste."

[@disgoop]

You can taste the effects of dumping a whole bag of chicken spice into your noodles immediately though

[@pixate6969]

Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and untouched delicacies. With knife and fork, I bent every effort towards the rediscovery of those long buried recipes, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy pots and sturdy pans. At last, in the salt-coated crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearthed that breathtaking manual of forgotten means of production. Every dish we made unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of voracious gluttony! In the end, I alone sat devouring those piled platters of sustenance. Until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Darkest Kitchen.

[@JasonSunleaf]

i would play that

[@emmanuelvalencia2782]

XD

[@yeojylesjin]

"Great is the ingredient that cuts on its own."

[@vladteacup6065]

Good work, I wish I could talk like that.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

@@yeojylesjin "Great is the spice that (literally) burns on its own."

[@joaorathis8157]

"Local man ruins culinary"

[@fhilhamdhialharis3453]

Touch the meat " G E N T L Y "

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

7u7

[@blazermettro2059]

HE HE boy .

[@mirceazaharia2094]

No! M-must... resist. Must... not... fap!

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@mirceazaharia2094 lmao

[@_DuongucAn]

A brillian confluence of skills and purposes!

[@TerryHesticles87]

The idea of a dish so foul it makes Gordon Ramsay tear out his eyes and run shrieking into the shadows....*chef's kiss*

[@TheDendran]

"Let him cook" *_"No, we do NOT let him cook"_*

[@jody4210]

The finger licking part killed me

[@beefjerkyisjustcowraisins2668]

This is why I love the DD community

[@alexanderfull9999]

This is not good. This is fantastic. This is art.

[@THEREALSPARTAN]

I would rather just have *a bite of bread*

[@insaincaldo]

Just wait till you've had nothing but maggoty bread, for three stinkin' days.

[@vitaliitomas8121]

@@insaincaldo Bread *and* meat? That's a feast!

[@rowanhollingsworth5231]

1:23 That was a perfectly edible fetid pile of composting refuse until ancestor added coriander

[@roetemeteor]

Rowan's resolve is being tested... *IRRATIONAL*

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

I love how mix and matching Ancestor quotes can still yield incredibly memeworthy lines. "Impressive! Fetid pile of composting refuse!" is a great way to say "wow! This is worthless!".

[@mysteryman8667]

College students cooking for the first time

[@joaogrrr]

I love the idea of the ancestor always being portrayed as being absolutely broke.

[@DepressedCrow]

I mean, he's murdered an entire crew of pirates because he was low on cash

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@DepressedCrowhe's done worse stuff lol

[@klimychbarin]

Top tier content, keep it coming. You keep my sanity together in these troubling times

[@AbsurdlyLudicrous724]

"Now, which one of you is going to eat this?" COME UNTO YOUR MAKER

[@Kajnake]

>pours mayo and ketchup >cackles maniacally

[@EmpEcropEco]

Whoever made this meme truly pushed beyond one's limit

[@caglaralaca]

I'm not a meme guy.. But this is.... N E X T L E V E L!!

[@anarchistlilia]

oooo darkıst dancın oynayan 3. bir türk şahıs buldum

[@mertaliyigit3288]

@@anarchistlilia 4 yapalim onu

[@anarchistlilia]

@@mertaliyigit3288 obaaa

[@masterblaster2678]

@@anarchistlilia Bilmeyen Türk oyuncu var mı zaten :D Kendileri bulamayanlar da Jahrein'den görüp oynuyor yani bu oyunun bir unutulmuşluğu yok bence.

[@anarchistlilia]

@@masterblaster2678 jahrein ne ara oynadu ak

[@jeggoregis8855]

Reason 3530 why Red Hook wants nothing to do with us

[@misterredacted5417]

A singular snack!

[@soursam1515]

today can be summed up in one four-letter word: R A T S

[@Ixmore]

1:40 Why can I imagine Gorgon Ramsey actually doing that if he seen the ancestor's cooking?

[@intergalactictoaster4988]

if you activate the option to add subtitles we could add said subtitles for better understanding :3

[@OmniPeasant]

One second!)

[@OmniPeasant]

Done

[@intergalactictoaster4988]

@@OmniPeasant now it only has to be verified by the community :3

[@OmniPeasant]

@@intergalactictoaster4988 done)

[@intergalactictoaster4988]

@@OmniPeasant next up is boss of the dungeon, but you have to manually activate that subtitle setting on every video first, so i can subtitle then

[@GGorsty]

This is beautiful. I have no other words for this. Truly a piece.

[@masonwhitehead7203]

This is incredible. It’s so well cut. I was laughing out loud literally the whole time I watched the video

[@executivelifehacks6747]

It hurt my adam's apple by the end, truly

[@hairylegmenjenson9595]

Impressive!

[@Heytomat0]

"Remind yourself that well meat is a slow and insiduous killer"

[@Br0kenMask]

Thats some ancestral quality cuisine.

[@elierickson298]

1:40 Now I can't unsee the mental image of Gordon Ramsey ripping his eyes out and running away screaming as a result of a dish being so horrifically bad, even by the standard of all he's seen.

[@suthernhillbilly]

POV: you and the group are in a dungeon and find a secret room

[@maxkennedy8075]

*Making fish n chips* “These fryers hold all manner of pelagic nightmares”

[@jumjum7392]

This is by far one of the best memes I ever saw come from the DD community.

[@MrRaui]

This is very in-character for the Ancestor.

[@selenaloftis9536]

Man this new dlc is amazing

[@digital045]

*laughs in masterchef-* Cooking is always funny, dear ancestor

[@kingfail3819]

I have no idea what the hell I just witnessed. But I loved every second of it.

[@canadiangoose1370]

Ya know, I don’t think I want to give my party any food after watching this...

[@8Phobos8]

ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY TF IT HAS SO LITTLE VIEWS? THIS IS BRILLIANT!

[@Ghost_of_Avalon]

Slowly... Gently... This, is how a rotisery is taken

[@NateHigers148_8]

Напишу коммент, чтоб знали о том, что не зря сделали русские субтитры

[@Cookie-Knight]

Эх, жаль что функцию эту убрали( Хотя бы этому видео успел субтитры добавить) И благодарю. Рад, что это было не зря.

[@cream_pieluver]

Dare to underestimate my cooking skill You know what will happen if you do

[@afmghost1759]

So Gordon Ramsay is the prophet?

[@baalzeboop5047]

Finally, some thought put to the plow.

[@wargen8121]

I got a kfc advert before this. No thanks, ill have what ancestors having.

[@konakg8174]

This video must be an eldritch horror itself, because I keep on getting drawn back to it without particularly craving it

[@mikoajmarchewka8593]

Eyyy b0ss, rat chef is back! Nyeeees

[@Berberor]

Author, I could kiss ya, this is great

[@GGarbin]

darkest dungeon new dlc, this is true art dude, good job

[@Yora21]

"Success depends on survival. Some may fall."

[@hannibalpatterson4502]

*Laughs in master chef* Even the subs are awesome!

[@ЕвгенийИванов-ф9н3ъ]

Спасибо за субтитры!)

[@annamav9700]

I have laughed so hard that my stomach started to hurt. Good video :D

[@ethanhiggins5766]

Even though it was the ancestor that made the meal you made the masterpiece

[@nebo_amebo]

The point where dark turns into dank

[@pixelatedgrass7528]

Mortality clarified in a single bite!

[@mRolandking]

How exquisite, how delightful. I yearn for his eldritch recipes.

[@danielserrander4668]

The ancestor was truly depserate in his search

[@pedroemo5477]

just another tragic extent of his failings

[@Grey14551]

Лучшее что я видел на ютубе

[@NKS-jo1ik]

So Gordon Ramsey is the prophet

[@lennonleitzke8626]

Truly funny !! Gonna try to translate it to portuguese and show to my friends hasusahuahuas

[@kevinbarnard355]

Now THIS is Hell's Kitchen. I love that Cilantro is what finishes the recipe.

[@stevesabba2379]

*A SINGULAR BITE!!!*

[@nottossik6932]

After that delightful dinner: *NOW THE TRUE TEST: HOLD FAST OR EXPIRE*

[@Docckylle]

Here we witness the ancestor, yet again creating a feral creature through malevolent and horrid practices to haunt the new heir of the estate with

[@pubscrublord3475]

It's beautiful. I love it.

[@markeddeer9384]

I just started playing darkest dungeon and this is the frist thing I see relate to it

[@grimgrauman7650]

Yes, Darkest Dungeon memes are strange

[@baggyyy]

Somebody, pls send this to the voice-actor

[@OmniPeasant]

How?

[@baggyyy]

@@OmniPeasant I dunno Facebook?

[@Norirane]

@@OmniPeasant he's pretty active on both KZbin and Twitter, so ya can just @him there

[@fattytan1377]

@@Norirane he had it on his channel. Lawl

[@kamilslup7743]

**eats one bite** Tapeworm x3 Me: what the fu- **dies**

[@eloquent2200]

It's made my day))) Nice work! You must share it in Steam community)

[@OmniPeasant]

done)

[@GeorgeKharaishvili]

Ok, internet is over, this guy won.

[@masterzoroark6664]

"Good morning and welcome to my kitchrnmmen, today we will cock a rat stew. It's an accuired taste, but in those trying times all ways of nutrition are invaluable"

[@daylen7010]

Ngl, those laugh clips from the Butcher's Circus would have been helpful here, time flies...

[@alessandrobresciani1717]

Ironically im seeing this in the mission to defeat the Prophet, so probably i will see Gordon Ramsay too in the battle

[@gamerneertypingmario3669]

why does nobody understand that the funniest part is where Gordon Ramsey claims that the world was coming to an end

[@BaconHer0]

In other news: Gordon Ramsy suffers heart on this episode of Kitchen Nightmares

[@ukaszokoniewski6039]

I see ancestor use Dwarf guide of serving rat with extra mustard touch, impressive.

[@SproutFarms]

This escalated faster than my last campaign.

[@Peusterokos1]

Holy crap Alfabusa uploaded a new vi- Wait.

[@sebastiangibson9671]

I think the ancestor decided to someone consume more vampire blood

[@VOEN100500]

"It's my mom recipe"

[@4uk4a285]

Кетчунез is power - unleash it!

[@witchamy]

Am I the only one who wants someone to make Ancestor soundboard for Overwatch?

[@giantlizard9158]

Instructions unclear Accidentally summoned an eldrich portal

[@madhero9915]

To the good people who has made this video, you are a genius!

[@themaxterz0169]

Ruin has come to out kitchen

[@nonamenoproblems9614]

This is masterpiece

[@MrGabilonia]

In time you will know the tragic extent of my recipes

[@먹고싶다귤-c9k]

이러시는 이유가 있을거 아니예요.....

[@daveinthemicrowave]

Ancestor spent a bit too much time with the viscount.

[@Uriakatos]

Oh my god this was amazing!