Coptimus Prime & The Hobbit

[@AudunWangen]

☎️ "Hello Mr Solicitor. It's AB... again."

[@tonyryan1574]

What can I do for you AB? You're not gonna believe this one Frank

[@_M-_-C_]

" I was illegally searched by.......SOMETHING..."

[@johnkirbymobileautoelectri4321]

@@_M-_-C_ LOL.......love it. Bet "IT" will be reading these comments....

[@ChristiaanC458]

Welcome Sir AB. 🙏

[@HBFREEWORLD]

😂

[@bradchellingworth5973]

Is this real life or a Little Britain sketch from 15 years ago. I can't tell the difference anymore.

[@clockworkdave9850]

Ikr, me neither 🙄

[@grimreaper1149]

I think i woke up in the twilight zone 😂

[@Malabus73]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[@majordolbyscat]

Underrated comment. Bravo.

[@christopherwhittaker2620]

Drama queen Get over it.

[@James-yx1om]

The detaining officer who also undertook the search stated that they suspected AB was an auditor. This removed the Reasonable Grounds to suspect AB was a thief and therefore the search was unlawful. Just how dim are the Police?

[@tangowally]

No. They'd argue that an auditor can also be a thief.

[@dhenbhoy]

In a nutshell, these two officers are a liability to the Police Force... this a slam dunk case of an abuse of power and an illegal search.

[@jeffreymiller5462]

Very dim

[@marciaedwardscrown]

Suppose better being safe than sorry.

[@hyruleansans473]

Well done Sherlock, you cracked the case

[@ronskiuk]

So he says no one will break into cars at a police station then proceeds to search you for being equipped to break into cars at a police station. Just genius.

[@gingerjessy]

Yatzeee!

[@jamieprice23]

Well spotted....

[@spiritusinfinitus]

Exactly! He specifically stated that he wasn't concerned about the cars because they were super duper safe but still got tetchy when someone used their eyes to collect freely available photons in a public place. Sherlock Gnomes and Wat ̶s̶o̶n̶ solved another non-existent crime and returned to their secure ward.

[@Ndqar]

While thinking AB was an auditor.

[@ameliagfawkes512]

Quite a nasty piece of butt hurt retaliation. I can't explain it here, but I think we all know what went down there - the smirking gave it away.

[@papnlilly]

I can honestly say, I've never been searched by a man dressed as a woman in a police uniform without paying for it first.

[@mattb6704]

😅😅

[@Just_lift_anyone]

😂😂😂

[@Firode9856]

😂😂😂😂

[@dangerman01582]

😂😂😂

[@gillymac9363]

What happens in Bangkok....

[@JT-xt8bh]

“ Don’t touch my ass man “ lol lol pure gold AB

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

Just imagine if they exhibited the same level enthusiasm, determination, fervour, commitment, endeavour and passion when it came to catching criminals.

[@tonyryan1574]

Or putting on a feminine voice

[@philangell1403]

The policeman says the auditor was exhibiting "strange behaviour" whilst a man impersonating a police woman is but feet away from him...go figure.

[@squidguard1]

Your country is a joke you you tranny police officers 😂😂 what happened to England

[@kellammusic]

I bet he uses women’s toilets and dressing rooms 😂

[@Delabane]

They are trans. Do you live under a rock? It's the normal ones you got to watch, bet you liked Jimmy Savile.

[@Gyfjkk]

Have you got something on you that you shouldn’t have - the irony 😂😂😂

[@antonibertolacci7030]

Best comment ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Starvinmarvin1111-u4k]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@garethmorris3346]

😂😂😂 you are killing me

[@raidrecordsify]

How can anyone seeing this take the UK seriously? Well done AB for constantly exposing the ridiculous state we've got ourselves in.

[@andreleboncitoyen]

they look like Napoléon and Marie-Antoinette...

[@doreennestor5108]

Oh, stop it! That is​ priceless!

[@paul66990]

The real crime is committed by those who look the other way to keep on the gravy train.

[@DoubleG79234]

Wtf is going on in this world. A trans cop asking AB ‘how do you identify yourself?’ Trust you to find it. Police have lost the plot. 😂

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

The trans aspect's not relevant

[@marciaedwardscrown]

AB should have said "why don't you check"

[@joannitaxvi3386]

@@ChrisPatrick-q6k Of course it is

[@DoubleG79234]

@@ChrisPatrick-q6k clearly not to you princess.

[@David-gr8rh]

Well robo was metal haha

[@kathleensimpson582]

Employing for Diversity instead of skills never works for betterment - as seen here

[@WendyWindows]

They look a mess a hobbit and a women who needs to get her roots sorted and hair treatment. Look at other countries Police forces they are like armies, we are a joke.

[@TheNickywooo]

As a woman, i'm horrified at the fact a biologically male police officer can perform an intimate search on me, because they now identify as a woman

[@harryproud9679]

Do Not Allow That Type Of So Called Officer To Search You. In Its Head It’s A Male.Sue Them For Big Bucks If Any Of Those Trainees Touch You.Police Standards Have Long Gone. Like The Fire Service. I Was A Fire Man. A Real Man. Like The So Called Police Any One Can Be A Fire Errrr Fighter..At My Age Of 76 Is There A Chance I Could Become A Man Pretending To Be Female And Get Back Into The Fire Service,Or The Police ! If They Allow Standards To Be Zero Will I Be Successful.Even If I Were To Use Make Up. Ect.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

Exactly. It's sexual assault and we have the right to refuse and demand to be searched by an actual woman, i.e. a female, the only kind of woman there is.

[@S.Trades]

@@TheNickywooo maybe that's why they "transition"? So they can get away with it?

[@samborambo25]

Absolute disgrace imo

[@samborambo25]

It’s a bloody joke

[@mark.k7206]

You sometimes have to remind yourself that we are paying these 2 clowns for this performance….utterly incredible

[@craigfowler7098]

Gives AB opportunity to entertain us and give money to the homeless

[@PlantsNTanks]

that police officer is impersonating a woman, arrest him.

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

Childish

[@idaslpdhr]

And should NOT be searching a real man

[@CMDRRustyDog]

@@ChrisPatrick-q6k reality.

[@creekyknee]

Not only his he/she/it/pig identifying as a woman but apparently he/she/it/pig is also identifying as a police office. Crazy.

[@MartinHiggins1972]

@user-sf7kl9uh7k what's your issue with age play? Don't kink shame, bigot.

[@CSKlostlee]

Soon as they said ‘suspect you’re an auditor’ was the moment they lost the search grounds

[@marciaedwardscrown]

Agree however a thief or a baddie could also pretend to an auditor.

[@outsidethematrix1064]

“ M “ head is a brammer!

[@tonyoliver2750]

@@marciaedwardscrown Well someone in this video was pretending to be what they were not.

[@nw7654]

@@marciaedwardscrownAnd the police who uphold the law also commit murder and crimes. So what’s your point?

[@marciaedwardscrown]

@@nw7654 that's certainly possible but on the balance of it given this situation it would look odd if someone stood there and records the police station.

[@simonmorgan7445]

Frodo and Lego Lass searching for the ring

[@BPeople-qc7zn]

My presious

[@BPeople-qc7zn]

More like gollum and gandalf

[@stevekirk6399]

A Transformer tells a bloke he's being searched under suspicious behaviour! What a world we live in.

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

Dude, don't stoop that low, who cares about that?

[@5150show]

Nuts isn't it

[@JacekS406]

@@5150showdefinitely there were nuts there.

[@idaslpdhr]

The transformer should NOT be searching a MAN

[@TonyToning-ne7uq]

AB keeps referring to as her ??? im lost

[@JoeyRhubarb]

"We've offered you a male and a female officer" That is definitely two males. 🤣

[@stuartgmk]

👍👍👍

[@craigpearson1031]

😂😂😂

[@S.Trades]

Which one was the female?

[@stewartmckeand6099]

Dude looks like a lady

[@06cdancer]

@@stewartmckeand6099 Mrs Doubtfire was more feminine.

[@jerryreiily2296]

"...a gender neutral officer..." AB gold!!

[@mickyredeyes6220]

I'd love to see what the outcome of gender neutral officer is because I'm asking for one of those next time police try to take the piss out of the law with me for no lawful reason.

[@JamesSmith-qs4hx]

Meggggggga Pit......

[@angiebabe2813]

​@EmmaBoyd-iv8fg yep there's case law that states we don't have to play along with someone's dysphoria and can call them by the sex they were born

[@Jessicacaca00]

​@@angiebabe2813what case law is that?

[@shalaw4129]

Ladyboy being a officer that's very wired 😮😮

[@wizardddy3023]

"Coptimus Prime" Hahahahahahahahahahaha Jesus H. Christ, I'm dying here, man. XD

[@Loxsy1975]

I know!!! I nearly died when the deep voice came out! 😂😂

[@rain-bender4712]

'It's not normal' says the constable standing next to the man masquerading as a woman.

[@phillipkay3354]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiun19]

Just shows that they are all liers

[@clivealman5700]

Brilliant 😅

[@Godzilla-t1z]

Ouch 😂😂😂😂

[@kimcrow7203]

How embarrassing

[@johngreen6191]

A bloke dressed up like that with makeup on and he says your behaviour is suspicious. His parents must feel proud.

[@ccrider3435]

At least he didnt have a shitty haircut.

[@NPC01]

Imagine carrying your son for 9 months and loving and caring for them most of their life for them to say they want to dress up as a woman and mutilate themselves. It must be absolutely heartbreaking. You’d question yourself forever.

[@paulrooke285]

I am not going to say what I think but any normal people out there know don’t you . Ha ha

[@MJ88Owl]

Another policing pantomime. Cinderella was on a day off

[@ChristiaanC458]

They were Gay 😂

[@Aaron-fi5vo]

asking for a gender neutral cop was genius

[@JamesSmith-qs4hx]

You have to accept them for who they are... even though they could not accept themselves for who they are.

[@valeriebuck985]

Pennywise in a uniform 😮

[@Aaron-fi5vo]

@@valeriebuck985 lol

[@ashab1]

They were called cross dressers a couple of years ago it’s all just a fetish

[@ajacks1349]

@@ashab1 Narrow hips & an adam's apple...

[@paulgatcum5907]

"Mike Alpha November" .... "do you copy?" .. "over" .... yes received November Oscar November Charlie Echo.......!!! 😂😂😂

[@JamesTaylor-je6es]

Took me a while that you ledge

[@harryproud9679]

Received ?Next Time Must Use The KY.

[@zoedaymond1191]

Classic

[@Kerry383xx]

This one creased me up! "he touch my balls and I didn't like it" 🎵😂 AB you're such a legend!

[@JynxedKoma]

*"Don't touch my ass, MAN."* 🤣🤣🤣

[@dpauditss]

😂

[@ulisescaislean6065]

🍌🥕🍆🌶️

[@RocketRenton]

[@billnewby9082]

Good job he's not in Scotland....he could get banged up for saying that!

[@notmanynamesleft]

Hahahahaha 🤣😂

[@mercedesaclass170cdi]

You should sue him/her/she/he/they/them , in fact sue em all !!!!!

[@doreennestor5108]

That, AB , was just priceless! You have come across weirdos before, but this "took the biscuit". Still laughing!

[@Bikezz-mj8gj]

The fisherthems 😂😂

[@bodysuitguy]

How dare you! It's pronouns are zim/zur, except on Wednesdays when they are ohhhh/matron

[@creekyknee]

And then people wonder why we turn to drink.... Imagine someone who joined their pals to go and defend their homeland in 1914 seeing this. They were willing to sacrifice their lives and most of them lost them in the hope that their ancestors would have a safe, normal, stable life. This is not the world that these brave young men fought and died for. These weird, un-hinged people with willies who want to pretend that they are not men should not be given jobs in the police force. Sir Robert Peel would not have approved.

[@Undefinedcreature394]

Ur so stupid😂😂😂 u use pronouns in year 1 english fucking read a textbook

[@IvahAdenuff]

He called it Coptimus Prime because that was a transformer 😂😂😂

[@P_E_P_1966]

This is a disgustingly illegal search ! Fire these lying clowns !

[@dodgepod123]

When i read your comment I laughed so much, a bit of wee came out !!

[@sharpeipink123]

ROTHSCHILD WOKE CLOWNS!!! ......TRUE THICKOS!!!

[@Wujek_Dobra_Rada]

But this clearly said: that they were looking for a stolen car.🤣

[@craigbrannan9734]

It's not an illigal search at all because at no point did he state he was an auditor, nor did he state the purpose of his visit. In the mind of a reasonable member of the public, they would agree that he was there to steal things out of or damage the car. Perfectly legal search. I'd have requested the other bloke to search though, no way i would have allowed that to go anywhere near me.

[@adrintait4660]

​@craigbrannan9734 only a cop could believe something so ignorant.

[@cardii]

I think there was only one dude acting suspicious 😳

[@a.kleeson2479]

🤣🤣

[@creekyknee]

By Dude, what exactly do you mean ?

[@SuperChunk51]

This comment wins 😂

[@ronbirchard5262]

a ladyboy dressed as a cop groping a grown man in public and they call AB suspicious.

[@SW-ec3ei]

😂😂😂😂

[@HiGuysTomHere]

if you are female and get searched by police, you have the right to be searched by a female officer (very important right), imagine how horrified you would be if you asked for a female officer and this 'female' arrived to search you... very strange times at the minute...

[@S.Trades]

That surely can't be why he does it? Can it? 🤔

[@johnsharman76142]

Woke up and smelt the Coffee

[@wecandothiswarriors]

All to do with decriminalising pedophilia

[@DeeJay-sk6ue]

It goes deep

[@-BRUM-KRO-0121-SMEDZ-]

It's not a female simple as

[@coastliner5848]

This was very funny - you led both these clowns a merry dance!

[@michaelburke445]

That "female" police person has a rather husky voice and an Adams apple.

[@ajacks1349]

...& the narrow hips.

[@fireskycam9889]

If it's got an apple, it's got a banana.

[@steiphen]

Transport police :)

[@marcusherts9345]

..& a big pair of hairy bollocks🤣

[@Sarky39]

Massive schlong as well that goes up other mens bum holes.

[@bsparks7246]

Searched by Pete Burns! Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

[@trickydicky_1265]

That’s one big Adam’s apple for a female officer. Who are they trying to kid. 😀

[@chrisrodriguez388]

As a great international man of mystery once said, that’s a man, baby.

[@jamieprice23]

Chicks with dicks 😅

[@XmasTablet]

Eve 🤣

[@VS-xb1jg]

Original, no-one’s mentioned that yet 🙄

[@coolguy1538]

I can't believe AB misgengered him

[@easternsaxon7820]

That’s a large Adam’s apple…..damn!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@antonibertolacci7030]

Nasty one ! 🤢 It’s angry ! 😂

[@paulroberts5695]

Absolute clowns unbelievable but totally believable what a sad state of the police today🤔🤪😵‍💫🥴🤯🤡😡

[@jamesthomas6774]

They are not your vehicles PC, they are ours, bought & paid for by the public and we have a right to inspect them.

[@rogerborg]

Bingo, this is well worth making a point of. They get so possessive about the things that _we_ buy them.

[@pup6728]

@@rogerborgThats not how it works though.

[@patrolmanracv]

@@pup6728 yes it is ..the police and government own nothing ...it is on loan from the people who pay for it

[@damianmonaghan1183]

AB take the video down, lol ... please don't let the rest of the world see how low and embarrassing the british police force have become 😂🫣

[@tc5042]

Definitely agree 100%

[@AuditingBritain]

Ok 😂

[@blurtam188]

@@AuditingBritain LOL

[@adz4301]

Bunch of clowns in police uniforms.

[@bigroy5360]

AB u pulled 😝😝😝

[@riorockers]

It was hilarious watching Officer Ass/Ball Toucher and Officer Clown get punked!

[@buskingkarma2503]

Can't believe that my taxes are paying for the likes of these two police men!

[@sweetsunnyvibes]

Being held up by a sensation seeking clown looking for people's reaction while more than 100 unsolved cases roam the cabinets

[@allyup3404]

I'm no longer surprised at how unprofessional the police are.

[@michaelmason5459]

I think theres always been the unprofessional ones, ones who get by will no knowledge and bad behaviour But camera's, mobile phones, Internet, Audits and general public as shed a new light on their incompetence. Hopefully start a new attitude among them and whittle out the crap idiot's.

[@corpeedo]

You should watch ANY audit video from the US> now they are craaaazy unprofessional, like children.

[@ajacks1349]

@@michaelmason5459 It will only get worse I'm afraid...till enough people decide they want REAL change...OR

[@paul66990]

None of our institutions can stand the public scrutiny the internet and smart phones have given us.

[@modelcitizen8731]

How has this mentally ill man passed a police examination and physical, and been allowed to approach members of the public Absolutely insane,

[@seanclaxton800]

Coptimus Prime 😂 Transcoppers! Tyrants in disguise! 😂

[@Sarky39]

Cocktimus Prime 😂😂

[@slickrick320]

​@@Sarky39ha ha.

[@summittaedae2323]

Hilarious

[@summittaedae2323]

Asked for gender neutral got gender confused.

[@Hiterally_Litler]

Transit Police

[@Daisy-tl2lh]

Coptimus 😂😂 a whole new meaning to undercover cops!

[@foxy1800]

Them two male officers were a joke and a liability

[@ianvarty8064]

It's dopey and hopeless, can i help you sir.

[@unqualifiedastronaut6328]

Careful now, the thought police will be calling on you.

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

'Those' Why are you being mean?

[@foxy1800]

@user-sf7kl9uh7k Saying it how I see it Christopher.

[@MarkKislich]

Indeed... Clown world

[@Mrleejunman]

They think your behaviour is strange what about a man pretending to be a woman ,i personally find that very strange .

[@wealth2815]

Getting searched out in a cold street? That’s not very friendly!

[@lucapuzzoli8363]

💯%

[@Thelostgoldhunters]

Very, very strange.....

[@secondchance6603]

@@nicotoscani1707 It's a, Currently Useless Need Training move.

[@captainchillco1025]

That copper has a bigger Adams apple than me. 😂

[@davidpickard9393]

Strange behaviour investigated by a very strange person. The world has gone mad.

[@HBFREEWORLD]

😂

[@colinpryor4290]

The world has not gone mad, it's the Plod that are out of order as they attempt to pander to an extremely small minority with extreme and rabid views of the world while the rest of us can swing in the wind for services that we have paid heavily for.

[@felixcertus2721]

how a person with mental illnes is allowed to join police force?

[@petetherealrelentless6542]

It’s an absolute liability.

[@cassiusclay7362]

Box ticking etc*

[@domepop]

its not a problem if they act well and dont abuse the law

[@felixcertus2721]

@@OAPHarmerHerrStarmler autogynofillia is not a mental illness?

[@felixcertus2721]

@@domepop how could mentally ill act well?

[@nst1981]

imagine a detained female requesting a female officer and that thing turns up.....

[@cassiusclay7362]

A mentally ill man in uniform searching a female.

[@MaisieDaisyUpsadaisy]

Transfender officers would not turn up as they are exempt from conducting intimate body searches.

[@aarons3796]

Looks better than your mother

[@thehoodfab1]

​@@MaisieDaisyUpsadaisyclearly not.

[@martinda7446]

That is a very serious thing. He can intimately search a girl. He is probably heterosexual, and he can legitimately fiddle with women in the course of his duty.

[@JohnL-t7h]

It is hilarious that you're a simple questions make them go in circles. I'm rolling on the floor pressing pause

[@187Blondie]

Same, its too much 😂

[@silentwitness247]

Those two plods are probably very used to doing a lot of reverse parking!😂

[@81carrerasc]

beep beep beep beep beep ......... back up big boy

[@christopherwhittaker2620]

Stop projecting

[@glennbeadshaw727]

​@@christopherwhittaker2620hey weirdo there you are again

[@christopherwhittaker2620]

@@glennbeadshaw727 sausage

[@bigg16]

🤣🤣🤣

[@horyzengaming3935]

Anything can be used to break into a car. This search was pointless and was not needed.

[@olfan92]

even fists can break into cars. i guess they need to cut off your hands.

[@robmulcahy317]

They knew he was an auditor, yet whatever that person was, continued to do an unlawful search. Incredible. They can’t help themselves

[@sctmcg]

15:55 - I LOLd when the officer pulled out AB's 'ID'

[@bucharestbiketraffic]

😂😂😂

[@DBnex]

This country has simply lost the plot... I've seen it all.

[@5150show]

I smell money. Coming your way .that proud British ladyboy couldn’t help its self

[@David-gr8rh]

It's self lol

[@ReverseDragonCrouchingBadger]

It neededs to touch the precious

[@thermion7869]

Ladyboy - I like it!

[@scoopbls]

I identify as "White British touchy lady boy!"

[@Key-Wound]

Lady boy? LADY BOY?? how about skanky Slapper Lad

[@npc2k]

Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you happy to see AB

[@williamglover8061]

Probably very happy I wonder how many searches he or she has accomplished this year.

[@MikeEves]

@@williamglover8061 that's why he joined up.

[@kingkopo]

walk illegally into country but cant look through a car window police are muppets

[@jerrycriss3648]

The primary difference between a hardened criminal and a cop is a badge...

[@carlrobinson1480]

Not really as criminals have a code and some ethics

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

​@@carlrobinson1480. . .watch the film "Bruge" . ... code of ethics of criminals.

[@joustjoust1735]

I’m sure blondie was hardened during the search 😂

[@AlexBogdanovic-p1u]

Are they really allowed to go to work in drag??

[@devicebackup664]

They allow drags but no real English flag as part of the uniform.... Sad times we live in 😔

[@Lourens551]

​@harveybarvey5080 neither, a confused individual

[@danielsell9097]

Unfortunately we live in a time where it’s normalised constantly on social media and television and now people think it’s normal to behave like that, quite sad really

[@davidsmith-uo7lj]

​@@harveybarvey5080it's a thing 😅

[@biro4]

AB should stop and delete some of these vile comments on here. Its becoming a cess pit. People shown on here are human beings that also have feelings

[@Kanto-z1u]

She! Who the hell are you kidding 🤣🤣🤣

[@tomcruise7095]

Cop- NO ONE WILL STEAL FROM OUR CARS!!!!!!!😡 ALSO Cop- OI ARE YOU STEALING OUR STUFF? 🥴

[@keithclark6299]

She/he asks have you got anything on you that you shouldn't have? Your answer should have been "No, but I think you have!!!

[@ciaran82359]

lol 😂

[@Matt26200]

😂

[@Matt26200]

😂

[@garypage6960]

[@Bohstim310]

😂

[@danhanley1313]

There must be an I.Q threshold to join the police, go over it, and you get rejected. Sad times.

[@marciaedwardscrown]

To think that these lot keep us safe in our beds at night. Ye gods ! Majority I've seen won't last five minutes if a 11 year girl from a council estate started on them. Imagine sending them to stop a footie riot !

[@Jameslow2486]

You should at least be able to tell the difference between a man and a woman

[@jerrycriss3648]

These cops should have to pay the lawsuit that will result from their illegal search.

[@Jim90117]

Police should be made to pay liability insurance out of their wages, they wouldn't all protect each other then.

[@ajacks1349]

I agree...ALL public service employees...whether the police, nhs, etc etc should be held personally accountable for the harm they cause...NOT the whole organisation.

[@lint8391]

They should also face criminal prosecution for assault, battery, unlawful detainment. The same as we would if we did this to another human being. The search was entirely malicious and founded on their butthurt feelings, because they didn't like AB taking the mickey out of them. Mixed in with a dose of paranoia. It's way past time that this 2 tier justice system was brought to an end. One rule for them, one rule for us.

[@ajacks1349]

@@lint8391 Same with the nhs etc etc...the individuals who are responsible for the harms they cause should be liable, instead of dragging the whole organisation, which they hide behind, through the mud. Can imagine all the respective self - interest unions getting very upset about that prospect.

[@clairebrookes2923]

(05.30) "" ooh now you free"" as the gate slides back 😂😂😂😂

[@TigerTiger-dh2vr]

The hobbit kept saying "she", what exactly was that blonde one. This is a genuine question. Also, it's about time plod were held personally and financially responsible for their illegal action.

[@kittys.youtube]

You ever heard of Lily Savage?

[@peterjackson846]

'she' was a man pretending to be a woman....JK Rowling could probably explain it better than me 😂

[@GpoppaJohn]

@@kittys.youtube🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking Pete Burns

[@jamieweldon4045]

It’s crazy when not sure if it’s a boy or a girl,,,,it used to be obvious . Not ok

[@megajohntopunishenslave427]

I looked up little Britton ting tong compilation after this. How the hell did they get away with that and how is it still on you tube still.😂

[@colinmacfarlane6838]

The masculine officer searching you actually looks gender neutral 😂

[@stepheng8779]

You insecure about that Colin? 🤦

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@stepheng8779 You seem to be?

[@pyeriotsquad]

@@stepheng8779 I wouldn't want someone getting a hard on while they were searching me. That odd one looked like they were living out their fetish in public. It's pretty depraved, Ste, la.

[@andymac2369]

Was it a lad or a lass?Genuine question as it looked kind of odd.

[@JGmedia18]

Definitely (crocodile Dundee) It’s a geyser!😂

[@wealth2815]

“You’ll get locked up” For looking in a car? Unbelievable!

[@DK-tl9hi]

I love your videos and how you wind them up AB absolutely brilliant keep up the good work very entertaining

[@gaggymott9159]

Metcalfe is a BLOKE, 100% 😂😂😂

[@suziebrown-bi3tg]

yes, once the sperm hits the egg, the chromosomes mix and the sex is determined for ever . but still a pig.

[@WoollyWanderers]

Cock = man

[@rcjuniorplay467]

did you see the bonner? 🤣

[@187Blondie]

@@rcjuniorplay467😂😂

[@sheilam4525]

He/she admitted the auditing suspicion but carried on anyway. This is what we love on this channel !!!!! 😂😂

[@Wawaw738]

WHAT WAS STRANGE WAS HIS 1920s HAIR DO AND HER ADAMS APPLE. WHAT HAS THE POLICE COME TOO WOW.

[@anthonyhogg5412]

Tin Tin hahaha

[@mrdunns3338]

HER, are you sure, maybe it's a HIM with an adam's apple and a couple of dangly bits? Asking for a friend.

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

It’s part of there uniform now they must have a funny hair cut to match there woke ways 😂😂😂😂

[@djohn1671]

only in the UK can a man with a 'mental issue' dress up and get to touch a member of the public whilst his friend watches on while on duty. great time to be alive eh?.

[@JohnFletcher-hz1mp]

What the hell was that thing!? Gordon the Gropper. I wouldn't want that mauling me.

[@russellbaker27]

Just love your videos,when are these muppets going to realize,that they are the stars of your videos.?..Fantastic please keep up the great work. They are so humorous and funny.Ijust love how you bait them all the time. And they bite back.😂😂😂😂Well done you sir, your content is better than candid camera , oh, you have been framed . 😂 please keep up the good work 😂👍👍👏👏😂🎥📷📸🙈

[@BigbeeBog-of5xg]

That lady with the Adams apple is absolutely shocking

[@Cr4zyKm4n]

What Lady???? i didnt see any... lmao

[@a.c.slater573]

Disgusting*

[@truthandreality4650]

I've heard it is now called a madam's apple.

[@kaza8742]

😂😂😂😂

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

. . .the question is: a search should only be carried out by an officer of the same gender. Thus a further breach of police policy as there was an available officer of the appropriate gender.

[@mrf4138]

Oh the look of disappointment on blondie when she/he could not find your ID in your bag or clothes was priceless. Go get em. As you always do. 👍😜😀😁

[@creekyknee]

she/he/it/pig

[@rogerborg]

Look closer. He found both the I _and_ the D.

[@chronographer]

Disgusting they use the 'searching for articles that could break into cars' and then are rifling through the pockets in his wallet looking for ID. Liars the lot of them.

[@stevewalton5647]

Perfect timing, my pizza delivery comes at 6:50pm. Gives me enough time to sort that out, pour a large spice rum and Pepsi and settle down for the exciting show. AB your the best. 💪🙏

[@pooooornopigeon]

All round yours for a party Steve, enjoy your pizza.😊

[@marciaedwardscrown]

I had my Turkish kebobs with rice with this mexican sauce. Washed down by ice cold cola 😋

[@DaveEldred]

He’s time wasting attention seeking loser

[@ThomasSowell_]

Focus Pocus is the best but AB he is good. YARDLEY IS A RUDE CUNT WITH NO RESPECT.

[@joustjoust1735]

This is why aliens won’t visit us

[@PeterIrmscher-s2u]

Hehehe 😊

[@MisoSilly]

He doesn't even know his own gender.. why expect him to know the law!?

[@ChristiaanC458]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CC-wr2yo]

Hobbit literally has an Ompalumpa haircut! 🤣🤣🤣

[@06cdancer]

That officer has a very deep voice 🤣

[@lepuremagicianul6102]

He’s got huge 🥚🥚 as well

[@williamglover8061]

Maybe a sore throat for some reason.

[@billb7876]

@@williamglover8061 No thats too much lol

[@turkishcypriot8013]

Because that officer sucking this🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

[@smck001]

To be fair, he's trying his best to sound like Penelope Pitstop.

[@stvbee7479]

They even stated that they believed he was an auditor, so the search was illegal and they abused Section 1 of PACE to do it!!!

[@chrisgoodwin3617]

Is it a bird?, is it a plane? No it’s another cop that needs to go back to cop school.

[@monkeypoxonmycocks6902]

It’s definitely not a bird…

[@randlemcmurphy4983]

No its a man!

[@BinnyBongBaron_AoE]

Definitely not a bird.

[@joelhall5124]

Definitely ain't a bird mate 😂

[@chrisgoodwin3617]

@@randlemcmurphy4983your right, what the fuck are these people doing in the police force?

[@mayshusalmighty7858]

They did that search purely out of spite. The Hobbit had already told you that none of the cars were in danger of being broken into because they were on a Police lot, yet suddenly you have to be searched in case you might try to break into a police car. If they were in no danger, why the search? Pure spite and misuse of power. I bet they were both patting each other on their backs in the showers after this... 🤣🤣🤣

[@caseychaos5216]

That was the trans fantasy but the law allowed it t that thing to search

[@HarryCleworth]

or Bottoms. queers are everywere, what do they get up to when on night shift.

[@jimdenbe1]

Shouldnt have allowed that mental patient to search you

[@ajacks1349]

Dangerous times, as their ilk & their supporters run ALL the public services...including the disgraced British police.

[@Delabane]

Moron.

[@Thebigfella011]

He keeps talking about what’s not normal while it’s pretty obvious what’s not normal. 😂

[@beardedbodger]

“You’ve been offered a male or a female officer…” Nope.

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

That is a further nail in the coffin for the Police's defence against a civil claim. A male officer, Albert, was present so should of taken his hands out if his pockets to conduct the search, he didn't exactly have his hands full unlike Albertina... .sexual predation, which could have been avoided.

[@milsub59]

Hello AB...I am in Barbados, and 5 hours behind you. I will source a Rum punch and some roasted peanuts for the show.

[@ThomasSowell_]

Wha gwan from London

[@garyjordon4383]

Good on you.

[@milsub59]

@@garyjordon4383

[@MarkKislich]

What is that .. Thing?? Are they serious?? Do they expect ANYONE to take them seriously? WHAT a total clownshow!!!

It’s an embarrassment Burn it where it stands

[@robmulcahy317]

😂

[@russellbaker27]

What absolute muppets, what a joke, please please 🙏 keep up the great work I’m sat here laughing my head off 😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@BronchoGillespie]

Absolutely no way I’d let that creature go anywhere near me.

[@thelibrarian3734]

don't fight it you know you want it!

[@Caesar-3el]

Anything sharp....yeh my witt

[@weekenddelight2489]

Even before it spoke, I could tell.

[@Undefinedcreature394]

Wouldnt let a ghastly fucking bully like u come anywhere near any woman. Wonder why ur divorced PLONKER

[@timwhale9434]

Robert Peel is spinning in his grave. I am just deliberating if they are more like weak Stasi or Nazis. So, looking into cars is terribly bad for society and not a normal thing to do. Of course, it is not an illegal activity, neither it is it offensive to the empty parked cars. Let's not forget, the more masculine of the two male clowns quite categorically stated at the beginning of his interaction with AB that the cars are video surveilled all the time and police officers are always moving around the area, so he totally undermined these earlier statements. Officer/ess should not have carried out the search when officer paranoid was present, especially as he referred to officer/was as she and the possessive her. Another payout for AB.

[@justinsharp752]

STRANGE BEHAVIOUR...?....THEY HAVE GOT TO BE TAKING THE PISS...THIS IS THE FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE...RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW....

[@DragonBallz000]

Little Britain & The Horrific Hobbits 😅

[@patrickdaly2121]

What did they find? A crowbar, hammer, pair of ladders? Oh, nothing! As usual. But they managed to abuse your rights so they won!

[@pooooornopigeon]

They won the police clowns award, and showed themselves up, also if AB complains then they might have a problem with their boss.

[@leggitte5957]

'She' did find an I, as in the first letter of I.D. it made me laugh

[@williamglover8061]

He or she found what they where looking for.

[@PJ-wm9nq]

Spare memory card!

[@TemplarGB]

Thors hammer from asgard

[@Cuttheirthroats]

CLAIM CLAIM CLAIM AB: BEING TOUCHED BY A TRANS. NIGHTMARES,ANXIETY,DEPRESSION,LOSS OF LABIDO. SCARED FOR LIFE

[@DaveEldred]

Total rubbish

[@goodyeoman4534]

AB got a semi

[@Thierryhenry1444]

😂😂😂

[@Malpriorvids]

@@DaveEldredyou might get a thrill by being touched by “things” but not everyone would be. #Bumder

[@Cuttheirthroats]

@@DaveEldred BACON

[@ummagummaman]

“My whole body will be THIS wide when I retire after all those donuts”

[@JosefHoffmann-t7i]

In my opinion is very offensive to be searched as a man by a person like that. Clearly a breach of human rights