Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

Sam Rami did one thing so absurdly correct it makes me forgive every bad decision: He cast JK Simmons as J Jonah Jamison

[@caponeeeexx]

Sam raimi made plenty of good decisions

[@sonnyfox8407]

*Ms Brandt. Bring me a violin*

[@sv32099]

In terms of casting i think sam raimi did perfectly with JJ, goblin, and Uncle Ben.

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

@@sv32099 That's true. Personally not a big fan of the Tobey or Aunt May casting, but the other key players were all good

[@caponeeeexx]

@@r.pizzamonkey7379 Sam Raimi's Aunt May was perfect and Rosemary captured the character perfectly from the comics. Aunt May now doesn't even look like a Aunt.

[@maceface2892]

Cosmonaut: I still love these movies Comments: This doesn't change anything

[@spideyblox138]

Mace Face he's like it because it's goofy yeah that's it he don't see a movie as a movie he's only seen the movies like a freakin joke

[@salarzx62090]

@@spideyblox138 these movies are a joke lmfao

[@spideyblox138]

@@salarzx62090 mcu movies is a joke LMAO everything is a joke in mcu thats the joke lmao

[@salarzx62090]

@@spideyblox138 not as much as a joke as the fucking Raimi trilogy lmfao

[@salarzx62090]

@@spideyblox138 overrated schlock

[@aa-to6ws]

Yeah maybe sometimes it's cheesy But you can't have *pizza time* without the good cheese first

[@josephruizdepaz5061]

Lmao

[@jeyrey9835]

Goddayum 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamiehope6159]

It’s pizza time

[@plormp1129]

Tony Toons right

[@mrxbx9002]

Tony Toons Underrated comment

[@Jack-sy8mr]

“Why the f-k do the robot arms want to finish the fusion reactor, what do they care?” As Ock pointed out, that’s the reason they were built and programmed, it’s literally the only thing they care about

[@JB_TheRock]

Good point daddy

[@kyshim1247]

Good job NERD!

[@RavDeBest]

Good work sigma

[@snoochieboochienoochies3394]

Womp womp

[@qui-gonjinn8350]

I love how these comments are angry at you for being right

[@Ruffleduffles]

One of the worst things about the trilogy is that the butler didn’t tell harry that peter was innocent until probably the worse possible time

[@RealReverse13]

True, like why did the butler have to wait so long to finally tell Harry.

[@sorrymans_nothot5037]

RealReverse Because otherwise the movies would be worse than the amazing spiderman movies...

[@RealReverse13]

@@sorrymans_nothot5037 not even close

[@sorrymans_nothot5037]

RealReverse True, amazing spiderman movies are too bad, youd have to reach logan paul suicide forest to get that bad.

[@Ruffleduffles]

SorryMans_NotHot hey hey, Logan did his punishment he’s mature now, but I do agree

[@stayclassy5399]

" I don't want your opinion, I want pictures of Spider-Man!!! "

[@fbi855]

Didn't want to ruin the number

[@thadarkorange3497]

I remember that scene (profile pic)

[@CC.07]

*_You serious_*

[@crazedspace800]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

Profile pic checks out

[@jarrav8186]

Fun fact: Sam Raimi didnt want to put Venom in the movie at all and was super against it but the studio literally told him they would have someone else make the movie if he didnt do it. So, Raimi intentionally picked the least scary and least fitting actor he could possibly find for Venom lmao.

[@Coldoroki]

He didn’t necessarily pick him because he’s the least scary actor to play the role, he just didn’t really get into the later comics with venom in them, he said he didn’t understand the character, so he did his own take, a guy that sort of mirrors Peter and easily could of been how Peter had turned out if he had a different upbringing and set of morals.

[@qwerty5684]

@@jarrav8186 He never said that was what Venom was like

[@Coldoroki]

@@jarrav8186 I said he did his own take.. I never said anything about how venom actually is.. what I’m saying is look at Sam raimi’s Eddie Brock, he’s sort of a lot like Peter Parker in a way except he clearly has a different moral compass, and no one like aunt may or uncle Ben to teach him what’s right, it doesn’t get to be explored as much as it could of due to all that’s going on in the movie(the same can be said about all the villains and their subplots)

[@joshevans3421]

@@jarrav8186 you need to read the guys comment again. He actually said raimi did his own take on venom as he didn't have the comic knowledge

[@Coldoroki]

Thank you, lol had me rereading my comment wondering where I said anything like that lol (he deleted his comment, so there’s no context to what this comment is anymore lol)

[@ScoopReviews500]

I feel so honored to be able to come back to this video 4 years after it was released and finally say that I fall into the category of depressed alcoholic college student

[@ascendancy4900]

I feel you bro

[@ryanleadbitter7749]

I’ve completed my arc from naive 11 year old

[@MRios1128]

Booze is overrated. Give it up.

[@chrispaine2473]

was coming here to comment this

[@emmisysquire9684]

Oh god, same

[@jordanfournier4366]

You just made me love these movies even more.

[@nelms62636263]

So true

[@TheLegend-gj6bw]

Same haha

[@mrswiggleface9388]

What?

[@mrswiggleface9388]

Mart Start it’s called sarcasm

[@barton3591]

@@mrswiggleface9388 how is "what?" Sarcastic it's literally just a question no hint of sarcasm at all. May I ask if you even understand sarcasm I dont think you do

[@vesin_9772]

The skeleton bomb only works on non main characters

[@joshikhushchintan5661]

Plot Armour!!

[@visic3091]

Plot twist : not all of goblin's bomb were as powerful as that ...he had bombs of many categories

[@angryboi595]

Because plot reasons

[@arshiaaghaei]

@@visic3091 But why would he not use the OP skeleton bomb every time?

[@ivoarmstrong9894]

Yes, this is this is the law of film bullshit, a constant in the universe, only golb and the 6 month old bread in my pantry will outlast this truth.

[@legodcbricks3306]

So the butler didn't tell Harry that spiderman was innocent for 2 movies. He's the true villain.

[@loganrainville8672]

I F#CKING AGREE DOOOOD

[@LeadersOfAFreeMind]

and...where the hell was he for two movies?

[@camlucas4623]

wabbu labbu dub dub mackay 2 movies though? Really?

[@Spidey_Battleedits]

Agreed

[@tjrex1915]

@@LeadersOfAFreeMind He was in Spider-Man 1, rewatch

[@TheFirstBhau]

My favorite part of this review is that it triggered so many people that Cosmonaut still gets comments calling him a disney shill on almost every Spider-Man review of his to this day almost 5 years later. That's the kind of engagement money can't buy

[@Macapta]

The comment right below yours is exactly that, god that's funny.

[@Asinies]

I mean I don't know if he's any of those things, I just think some of his critiques are bad and almost approaching a cinemasins video level of criticism quality.

[@leaffinite2001]

​@@Asiniesi mean this video is basically bait anyway its funnier to read some of the raimi fans in the comments going apeshit than to rewatch the video

[@balls52]

your parents dont love you

[@TenWolf-wb7pc]

I mean he gets points completely wrong. Like mad that Aunt May didn’t automatically forgive Peter after saying “Im responsible for what happened too”. That’s his most egregious one. That and misremembering scenes (Peter wasn’t walking to school he was going after MJ after see dad berrated her). And he uses all this as evidence of the “new” (aka Disney) movies are better. Anyone can make a bad review to bait people into getting mad, but that doesn’t somehow mean the mad people are wrong.

[@Dartec88]

Fun fact: When Willem Defoe said "It's cold.", that wasn't in the script and was his actual reaction to the metal touching his skin.

[@themanwhosenameisbean9253]

I think we all know that by now

[@xqvs0988]

fun fact grass is green

[@deluxodex1846]

did you know spider-man is peter parker

[@Puvwilmo00]

I always thought that. His reaction seemed a little too genuine to be simply acting lol

[@williamcooper8599]

@@themanwhosenameisbean9253 I didn’t know that

[@ThePointlessBox_]

''Mr. Jameson, your wife lost your checkbook'' ''thanks for the good news'' I always die at that part

[@PorticoDemos]

300 likes and I'm your first reply? I'm honored

[@pestober]

ThePointlessBox_ 430 likes and I’m your second reply? I’m gay.

[@aleks_ivanov]

This is the first time I get the joke. I'm alien.

[@thatguybob6088]

Spider-Man 2: Mary Jane leaves her fiance to be with Peter Spider-Man 3: Mary Jane leaves Peter to be with Harry Osborn Peter: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@joynelbonetdelgado4952]

Well MJ was like that in the comics too, so is not Raimi's film in particular apparently.

[@thedude7567]

Don't talk about Spiderman 3, please?...

[@dehlanshandirkayr6182]

If she can leave someone for you,then she can leave for someone too.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

@jimmy just jeremy Peter wasn't there for her. Just like everything else in his life he put the city above his own priorities. She deserved better, even if he was a good man. Sometimes things just don't work. It's selfish to expect a woman to stay loyal to a man she never sees, one who seems to have no investment in her life. Peter in many ways rejected Mary Jane before she cut it off. He was the one who wasn't loyal. These are the realities of adult life.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

@@dehlanshandirkayr6182 I don't agree. Relationships should be more solid. I just thing that circumstantially she looks like a ho because two relationships in a row didn't work for her.

[@rezkerry8809]

The green goblin jump scare was actually added in by the editors as a joke, but Raimi liked it and went with it.

[@LincolnAKAVenox]

Source?

[@ItsJae_37]

@@LincolnAKAVenox just go with it

[@lbitt]

Bravo Vince.

[@PancakeBoyyy27]

I still can't get over the fact that Venom uses 'I' instead of 'we'. You had one job. One.

[@Mugetsu2021]

Venom was shoved in by sony so i dont think Raimi gave 2 shits about Venom

[@ban66a1]

Raimi idea for third one is Vulture but Sony forced him to add Venom.

[@gloriousporpoise9731]

@@ban66a1 in all honesty I doubt raimi's vulture would be as good as the one we got

[@ban66a1]

@@gloriousporpoise9731 We don't see it yet or know the details, and Sandman character actually work by story and acting perspective but Sony was fool enough by add Venom/Eddie Brock since the third movie already have stacked character.

[@gloriousporpoise9731]

@@ban66a1 what I'm saying is that I doubt we would have gotten a vulture as good as Michael Keaton's one as he's one of the superhero film villains in the past decade

[@nah25]

Willam Defoe has the best character arc in Spider-Man he “dies” he flees from New York and goes to the Lighthouse.

[@iamanonymous7019]

God the lighthouse was weird wasn’t it 😂

[@BeeyothGaming]

Damn I never knew he went flawless, what a beast

[@gingycat2395]

I liked both of those movies lol

[@bubba7385]

Then he saves John Wick from a russian mob twice

[@jerichomorallo9798]

Beeyoth Gaming I understood that reference

[@OkOk-cf3ej]

I genuinely want to see a debate between this guy and hitop films

[@justinbrummett]

That'll be brutal

[@OkOk-cf3ej]

Justin Brummett Factss

[@officialaustenmorpho3224]

hitop would wreck him because many of this guys points just literally dont make any sense..... hes missing the point of so much shit idk how much longer i can listen to this. hitop ive found is a way better critique and provides real insight on the movies

[@Miguel-no7be]

@@officialaustenmorpho3224 hitop is to biased he makes things up about the Tom Holland films that aren't true

[@officialaustenmorpho3224]

@@Miguel-no7be havent gotten to them, maybe i will see what youre saying

[@BooperDooper-u8p]

I will always thank the first spiderman movie for my computer class for giving me a question right. "Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

[@isaiah95786]

It’s libel

[@TheThirdPew]

*reads title* BRO CHILL OUT edit in 2021: this video aged worse than the GOATED raimi trilogy unfortunately

[@Snaoe]

It's always cool to see a popular youtuber in the comment section.

[@jojosgameshowofficial]

Same

[@bigrednado4341]

A Osman who's the popular KZbinr

[@drdoom700da]

Omg ur here

[@SmartAlec1]

I really fucking hate this whole trend of titles being so antagonistic to the viewer, like it implies you're wrong about a subjective opinion. So arrogant. His tone throughout this video isn't much better. I mean it isn't condescending but everything is phrased objectively.

[@UdyKumra]

Doctor Octopus' plan makes sense: 1. Doc said earlier in the movie that the arms were programmed to finish the science experiment. 2. Doc said earlier in the movie that the inhibitor chip prevents the arms from taking over him. 3. Inhibitor chip is destroyed and arms take over. 4. Arms programming hasn't changed and so they tell Doc to finish the science experiment. Note: This comment isn't an agree or disagree with the video. It's simply a correction of one thing you stated in the video that was wrong.

[@carlosemiliano00]

I wanted to explain that too. I work with AI and nowadays AI is still pretty basic, so it just have a goal to complete and it will try whatever it can to accomplish it, just as a mice trying to get out of a maze.

[@shinozaddy5939]

Udy Kumra mind blown

[@bumfricker2487]

But they also only were able to corrupt his mind because that's exactly what he wanted and basically all he had left

[@gothicfly]

Although I think that creating a fusion reactor would be so huge that it would already be motivation enough. Like evolving humans into giant lizards that can regrow their limbs would be totally amazing. Endless energy and cure to everything? Nah not motivating enough.

[@Hisnameisroyperez]

I agree, he just wants to finish his research and he needed money

[@medicgaming6841]

Cosmonaut : This is all just my opinion , and i still love the raimi movies The comment senction : 1000 death threats incoming.

[@binbasesatoktayyldran5236]

No one's doing that. It's just jokes.

[@SushiReversed]

@@binbasesatoktayyldran5236 idk man, some of these keyboard warriors sound genuinely angry

[@brandob9858]

with a million more well on the way

[@binbasesatoktayyldran5236]

@@CoryTheNorm But that's just other people's opinions just like his. People are allowed to dislike it if they don't agree. And there are many reasons not to. Many people like the Sam Raimi movies. So it's understandable. I seriously don't understand why he's allowed to give his opinion but others aren't? If people are attacking him that's wrong ofcourse I personally don't agree with most things he said but I don't care because that's just his opinion. But I still disliked the video because I think the points he made are just stupid and not well thought out. People are allowed to dislike something if they don't like it. What's the big deal?

[@binbasesatoktayyldran5236]

@@CoryTheNorm If that is true then I can't say much. But even then his video isn't that good to me either. He nitpicks a lot and doesn't seem to understand why people like the movies. So I disliked it for that reason. And to be fair the title of the video is exactly how the video is. So idk. The worst thing then toxic Spiderman fans are toxic Cosmanount fans. What's next? Cosmanount is gonna insult your entire race or family. "But guys it's okay because it's just his opinion." Like idc if it's his opinion I don't like it and I'm gonna give my opinion by disliking the video. Also him having a very punchable voice doesn't really help either. I don't think this guy went through puberty. And by your logic you can't say anything negative against me either because it's just my opinion. Like nah. You can say that you dislike me if you want to idc.

[@SuperHuscarl]

Growing up with this trilogy made me feel like I witnessed a fun actor grow and become an absolute icon.

[@kayodeolowu8965]

As a scientist (Mechanical Engineer, IT Researcher, Energy analyst), I can tell you that '...back to formula' only means start from the beginning. Norman was worried about the time and procedures it'll take before progress is made again. Hence he tested it on himself. Love the trilogy BTW.

[@andressotil4671]

I see you're something of a scientist yourself

[@Dracogame]

You don't really need to be a mechanical engineer to understand that...

[@paigerenee4173]

@@andressotil4671 you beat me to it

[@thebluedrawer7500]

That’s nice and all but you have to be really stupid not to know that when they say back to formula on a product it means start over

[@safetypin37]

@@Dracogame apparently you do bc the goob making this video didn’t know that

[@kerenacosta7966]

"Back to formula" Means that they're gonna scrap everything and start at square one.

[@vincent2091]

Keren Acosta well yeah I think it was clear because of the context. But it’s just not a common phrase in a normal persons daily life

[@archivist_13]

Thank you

[@f181234]

Keren Acosta square one in Mississauga?

[@unclephillymya]

SLLLEEEEEPPPP

[@kmcdesignstudios5818]

Y is this something that needs to be answered

[@obihoeee]

You have provoked a gang war.

[@rinryan9134]

@Lamps are Sick its a gta sa reference lmao

[@mrtoddpenworth5937]

@@rinryan9134 IM GONNA FUCK SOME SHIT UP

[@reg1019]

You have survived the first wave (pls continue this)

[@tarekmash2401]

You survived the second wave

[@reg1019]

The hood is yours!

[@Angel-Pictures]

“Sometimes he shows up for no reason like this jump scare.” *Ad plays*

[@OhItsFraz]

Me: laughs in premium

[@holderrrrname]

@@OhItsFrazlaughs in adblocker

[@tokyojake1223]

I can’t get over how funny j Jonah Jameson’s reaction is when he yells “HOFFMAN” & he’s right next to him 😂😂😂

[@Cellssy]

i can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not

[@jackprot351]

The double-take jiggly jaw 😂😂

[@mesieurt2]

I could 100% imagine the guy playing hoffman jumpimg in too early on his queue and they just roled with it 😅

[@mesieurt2]

@Kryptoskillet isnt he played by his brother ted raimi? A simple google search pulled that up, am i missing something 🤔

[@brandawgz]

@Kryptoskillet that’s not Sam that’s his brother Ted

[@broadwaymelody33]

I love that they didn’t stray away from some of the corniness of the comics. Like “we’ll meet again, Spider-Man!!” Is totally a 60s comic book line, but it’s so fun to hear and see.

[@BeliasLP]

yeah, i feel like the more they take out the corniness of comics, the more boring those movies become.

[@ellieosteen]

Belias that’s kinda why I like the new Aquaman movie. It’s so corny it’s basically a comic book.

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

that's exactly why I love the trilogy. I used to read a few issues of the 60s comic books when I visited my grandparents house on Sundays as a kid. And they managed to capture the feel of them BRILLIANTLY. Is it cheesy? Hell yeah. But I honestly think that was the _point._

[@philv2529]

Yes or how about "are you in or out? You're the one who's out Gobby, out of his mind!"

[@lameshane1]

Bruh I think we can all agree though that Sam Rami uncle Ben is best uncle Ben.

[@sreej1387]

Shane Brock The fact that homecoming doesn’t feature uncle Ben just makes this statement more true.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

While I agree that the Raimi films are overrated, their portrayal of Uncle Ben knocked it out of the park. It was almost pathetic watching Amazing Spider-Man try to redo the character by just making him angry all the time and making his death scene laughable.

[@prtyproductive]

I know. At least he didn’t kill himself like the angry uncle Ben

[@GlaurungTheGreat]

I don't know, I found MCU Uncle Ben's performance quite compelling.

[@vanillasugarkookies5830]

@@GlaurungTheGreat same

[@cass6020]

I love looking at the recent comments on videos like this because they're always insane

[@cass6020]

@Lu1 true! I was looking through alpharad comments during a couple 2+ year old vids and those were much wilder

[@oliviaking4869]

"I like being bad.....it makes me happy." Wtf, Eric Forman

[@samtorres7855]

Olivia King reds gonna kick his ass

[@camillemoren4120]

Kelso man

[@mugen2686]

LMFAOOP

[@andressotil4671]

That dumbass

[@brayanmorales3520]

I love all these comments 😭😭👏🏽👏🏽

[@serioussowhy1011]

Idk, I felt like Aunt May’s reaction towards Peter’s confession about uncle Ben’s death was understandable. Sure maybe it was a bit cold but having to learn that your husbands death could’ve been prevented is a lot to mentally and emotionally process. Plus early in the movie it was established that she was still grieving over Ben’s death. Her grief is still fresh and I felt like her leaving Peter was her way of communicating that she needed time and space to process Peter’s sad confession. Great video btw.

[@dingle2987]

Also, Aunt May isn’t always a saintly mother figure. She used to constantly complain and believe Spider-Man was a bad person in the comics. She also tried marrying Doc Ock, etc.

[@pats3212]

Also Mary Jane was justifiably mad at Peter, he really did kept making it all about himself and Spiderman when she tried to tell him her problems, Cosmo seems to just want every single person to be nice to Peter all the time no matter the circumstances.

[@Ir1sss_]

@@dingle2987 wtf

[@peripateticguy55]

@@pats3212 Uh no. When she is complaining about the bad reviews, Peter emphasizes with her, telling her it's alright and a part of the job. She gets mad because he uses his experiences as Spiderman to help her out.

[@slamdunksam2872]

yeah i loved that sene and i was glad that she didnt just blow it off and say something like: dont worry peter, uncle ben would have been proud of you"

[@Eman_ly]

I’m not hating on this video, but this just gives me even more of a nostalgic love for the Raimi Trilogy.

[@demoncyborg98]

Tobey Maguire: has best movies Andrew Garfield:comic accurate Spiderman Tom Holland: most unique movies Just an opinion

[@camplays465]

Just because something is nostalgic doesn’t mean it’s good

[@ProsperingNerd808]

Shravan Kumar I have to agree. Personally I think the best Spider-Man movie is The Amazing Spider-Man but the best portrayal of Spider-Man is Tom Holland. Now if you was to take Tom Holland’s Spider-Man and place him in the Amazing Spider-Man story line, that would be the best Spider-Man.

[@mattlovell6081]

CamTGM Just because a KZbinr says the movies are bad doesn’t mean they’re objectively bad

[@luca_uy6529]

@@ProsperingNerd808 I have to completely disagree with you Adrew's spiderman was a dick, and he didn't even fit the look and personality of Peter Parker, he was some skateboarder who wasn't picked on, the polar opposite of Peter Tom Holland is a gem thats for sure, his age, goofiness, and personality matches Peter Parker extremly well But Toby is always gonna be the first person who captured the struggling nerd in high school living with bullies, he was nerdy and pretty relatable, he in my opinion is the father of all spider men, but maybe not the best

[@cody8748]

When he randomly cut to “punch me I bleeed” I just out of no where erupted in laughter

[@Danishmastery]

The trilogy doesn’t suck at all, but this video is hilarious.

[@xploitalpha5907]

When did he say it sucked

[@Danishmastery]

@@xploitalpha5907 “why it sucks” in the thumbnail.

[@xploitalpha5907]

@@Danishmastery thats called click bait he does say later that its a good trilogy

[@glendarjj3991]

"Why it sucks" is the series. The scores, other than spiderman 3 (which is an ironic masterpiece, he admits in another video) are all very high

[@alphaxan8175]

I mean it doesn’t but at the same time it does (if that makes any sense)

[@adamamador1001]

You can say what you want but when I look at J.K Simmons, I see J. Jonah Jameson lol he was a great casting choice. “ I resent that! Slander is spoken. Print is libel.” 😂😂😂

[@FrenziedMadness25]

I was talking to my wife about this yesterday. Idk who in the Hell can top J.K. Simmons' performance as J.J. Jameson. He brought that character to life, which isn't something I can say about most of the comics-inspired movies.

[@MinosML]

Yeah he points that out in the video, credit where its due.

[@thiskid990]

When I look at him I just see the whiplash guy

[@schprinklerrr1956]

These movies did exactly what they set out to do: be comic books in movie form

[@austing.8870]

This is exactly it. These movies were intentionally campy because they're portraying comic book characters, but there's very subtle character acting in there too to add a touch of realism and relatability to the characters.

[@therealslimshady6763]

In comics spiderman shooted his webs put of his hands If somebody over stresses the Web would the glands come out Because all of our glands are connected Right? Especially the train scene It's like Daredevil can't see but has a eye in his ass Or Tony Stark makes his suits just because his heart can do so Yeah I know it's weird But that's how a comic reader would see the movie

[@Nobody-ss7ks]

@@therealslimshady6763 comic spider man had web shooters not organic.

[@therealslimshady6763]

@@Nobody-ss7ks it was sarcasm

[@blueberrydenim4807]

As good as they did in feeling like Spider-Man comics, they were not very faithful at all & the third film mostly only set out to make money

[@chakryand]

I think we have to remember that these movies are based off of comics. The campiness works. The movies back then had the heart & soul of the comics with the campiness included. Now it seems like they are made on an assembly line using a formula. They’ve lost the campiness too…and replaced it with bad jokes.

[@kngdrzp]

It doesn’t always work though that’s what he’s saying. It’s so distracting at sone points you forget some scenes should be tense, it can get to be way too much through this series and it didn’t work 100%

[@marsmugio]

It's not campy because it's based off the comics, it's campy because that's just Sam Raimi's style. He's always been known for making silly low/mid budget movies

[@visnoga5054]

Back to formula?

[@valley5882]

-The cosmonaut: "Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember" -Everyone: I missed the part where that's my problem

[@FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb]

96k people: You want forgiveness? Get religion

[@Disanem]

I mean he's allowed to have an opinion.

[@FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb]

@@Disanem That's what I say smh

[@NL-X]

@@Disanem totally... but as the first one said... I missed the part where that's my problem...

[@crixus7788]

To be fair he did state he still likes the movies. He does have good points but still Sam Raimi's films are fantastic. I really did want Spider Man 4.

[@joeschmo7834]

Causmonaut Variety Hour: **makes this video** 92k people: I’m gonna rub some dirt in your eye.

[@SpidermanUnstoppable]

Yes😂😂

[@rhetiq9989]

*put

[@Ejaz100]

Lmao

[@liq8898]

Lmao

[@Coolbeast1020]

No the quote is "I'm going to put some dirt in your eye" Not rub

[@alexwillis2381]

"unintentional comedy gold" This is the director of Evil Dead.

[@PWNDpresents]

Alex Willis Yeah, pretty much all the cheese and humor is intentional. Makes them better movies in my eyes.

[@AimForMyHead81]

@@PWNDpresents Not all

[@PWNDpresents]

Spike Spiegel I guess. Intentional or not, it's still funny and gives the movies much more charm.

[@kevinwills30]

Alex Willis are u talking about the really old evil dead that movie is so fucking funny

[@Themboys22]

Alex Willis Raimi’s style is so great, and it’s hard to find a filmmaker can replicate what he can do.

[@MrMoneyMonkay]

He doesnt even hate these movies why do you guys hate this video so much

[@DarkKnight_]

He loves SM 3 more than most people

[@LeviathanHamster]

Because Raimi spider man fans are actually insane.

[@CringeStuff12345]

Are you dumb? Have you watched the video? He's clearly making fun of these garbage movies😂😂

[@sophiadebar382]

Because he’s straight up wrong at some points. His whole “aunt may is a jerk” part is literally missing all the context of the scenes he talks about lol. When he says she’s a dick, the scene he shows in the background is legit her giving Peter money when her house is about to be foreclosed

[@gitstoopid]

@@DarkKnight_it gave us bully maguire

[@MayPolBeats]

Woah, those dislikes are gone. It’s like… we now all agree with Markie’s POV. What a world.

[@TrisTris0]

How much dislike does this video haves

[@NoahIsThaGOAT]

@@TrisTris0 100k

[@J4MIL]

Crazy shit huh?

[@supergvmaster5416]

@@TrisTris0 The like to dislike ratio is 2 to 1 lol. I think most people don't understand that the video is pretty exaggerated tho

[@revalution1965]

never this man should be flogged in the public square for his god awful horrible degenerate opinions

[@joking_oregon1]

J.K Simons is the only person that could ever pull off J. Jonah Jameson. Also how dare you forget pizza time.

[@modtro2k172]

Pizza time

[@spotty4849]

P I Z Z A T I M E

[@mang5949]

NutrientChair49 DONT make me have nightmares

[@spotty4849]

DANK MEMES FOR DAYZZ BOI sorry sir

[@NateThurlow]

- You want a staff job, and you want a staff job; Anyone care what I want? - I do - Shut up, get out

[@misterscorpius1446]

Critics: "The Raimi trilogy is silly and cheesy!" Raimi trilogy fans: Yes.

[@PayondeAwsome]

He says that he loves the fact these movies are silly. He prefaces the whole thing with his opinion that he loves the movies

[@anaccount4354]

At the beginning of his Andrew Garfield video, he talks about those movies compared to these and he says these ones are a lot better.

[@rapidreaders7741]

I agree with Marcus. I fucking love these movies _because_ of how corny and cheesy they are, and how they don't take themselves too seriously. I feel like they perfectly capture the feel of the Spiderman comics - just non-stop campy fun with moments of quote-on-quote "serious" dialogue that in retrospect sounds corny and is tonally consistent with the rest of the story.

[@rigzmoviediaries654]

@@PayondeAwsome He bullies the fuck out of their silliness.

[@Shakismo]

Ohh YES!! 💖

[@beesgeetar]

Seeing this again 5 years later and it's just as funny. every time i rewatch a raimi movie i remember those random background characters or something else you mentioned LOL

[@SG-qx1fg]

Why Willem Defoe has never played the joker is the biggest sin of all.

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Holy shit your right he should be the joker in the Batman movie or even bat woman

[@laughslapproductions4690]

He’s ugly af, perfect fit lol

[@electricfishwizard]

Laugh Slap Productions How dare you insult god himself

[@matteblack2391]

@tofu he literally played Jesus lol

[@rinrin8192]

I think jim carrey would be great

[@JackGiblenSinger]

*roasts the hell out of Spider-Man 2 ‘7/10 I love it’

[@user-nz5xf2ud5i]

Kermit le frog wdym?

[@yazancallas]

SyplayZz Tobey is the worst Spider-Man imo but Spider-Man 2 Is one of the best Spider-Man movies. How was that movie horrible?

[@jesusshuttlesworth6834]

@@yazancallasno Garfield is the worst

[@yazancallas]

Jesus Shuttlesworth as peter yes but Andrew was a way better Spider-Man than Tobey he was more comedic

[@crinsombone5380]

The point of the video is to address the short comings of the films, even if he finds them enjoyable. I like them too, but they just don't stand up to The Dark Knight, Infinity War, Homecoming, and Into the Spiderverse

[@shanetressler2638]

Out of all the villains, sand man was the one that I actually felt bad for and liked as a character.

[@SideReverse]

"You don't understand! I have a daughter! That makes it okay for me to break the law! I'm not a bad person!"

[@kingcole9842]

Side is that a hishe reference?

[@SideReverse]

@@kingcole9842 Yeah-

[@SimonBishop779]

Also the Pitch Meeting, one minute in - m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5nHg5msebGWjaM

[@ashb7]

His origin with the wide open, unguarded Pit of Science and his retcon into Uncle Ben's death are pure dumbassery though.

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

I can explain the back to formula bit. The general tells him he has two weeks to have a successful human trial or the federal funding will be pulled, which could cause serious financial damage to the company. Going "back to formula" basically means they need to return to a pre-animal trial stage.

[@buddy6584]

"Back to Formula" basically means they have to start from scratch.

[@calladus123]

Does it mean math? Haha

[@vendasiax666x8]

And that the project as it is now, get's shut down.

[@eternalemperorvalkorion750]

@@vendasiax666x8 essentially bringing the project back on stabilizers

[@catheyjeremy]

Back to Super Soldier Formula

[@000FireRainHavoc000]

Yeah that part I couldnt tell if he was serious or not? How old is this guy?

[@oskysanti]

I thought people love this movies because they’re corny... they forget realism and threat it like a comic

[@evobsm2328]

@@RhineStone46 are you kidding me? All stuff in superhero movies are exhagerated... why do YOU even care to watch them

[@EricCartman915]

True you're right. I agree. Homecoming far from home are pretty cheesy

[@WaffleHouseHD]

Travis Saner nah, raimi movies are cheesy but unintentionally, homecoming and far from home are intentionally comedic because that’s the tone of the MCU

[@ayushshah2103]

@@WaffleHouseHD Incorrect. All of the cheese in the Raimi movies are done 100% intentionally. Raimi is a HUGE comic book fan and wanted to capture the feel of the older comic books.

[@ayushshah2103]

@@RhineStone46 Spider-Man 2 takes itself seriously.

[@spencermorgan2281]

"depressed alcoholic college students" Yes 911, I've just been attacked

[@alejo5267]

SAME HERE

[@PotatoMC1]

iLikeNoodles aaahahahahHhaahaha

[@no_i_in_kersten]

ME: sees a therapist, goes to an AA meeting, drops out of college.

[@kingcookie9777]

Spencer Morgan E

[@theninjaboss7201]

Spencer Morgan lol stupid college students you’ll all get liver cancer

[@Gnome-nf7ev]

I rewatched these and I realized that they are actually the best Spider-Man movies and trilogy ever

[@Ambitiouscasual1323]

This movie was my life as an 8 year old in 2002. Saw the movie like 15 times, played all the games... was obsessed. .. The MCU movies are way better. Old movies just aren't good...The effects make it impossible to take seriously. The acting too.. ugh..

[@aaronoticle]

The ring scene kept the audience ENGAGED

[@BlazenSpirit99]

God fucking damnit.

[@cabrondemente1]

please leave

[@fishhaha9951]

gtfo

[@xxbrozannaxx_6787]

*I love you.*

[@aaronoticle]

XxBrozannaxX _678 y-you too

[@sacredstarlight9446]

My favorite scene is when Harry's eating apple pie in the third movie and the waiter asks how is it and he responds with that creepy, "So good." 😂😂😁

[@V_For_Vigilante]

And then he hides under the table 😂😂😂

[@konnerdent4835]

Normally the bad guys eat an apple, so I guess they were being creative by putting it in a pie!

[@Eyeofthetiger69]

@@V_For_Vigilante Hahaha. The extra definitely messed up there.

[@stylez9550]

Rip Harry lol

[@Angelbbywashere]

Harry’s hot ngl y’all just don’t realize it

[@supaida_man]

"Why it sucks" Sam Raimi: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!!!?!??!?!"

[@DarthStalkers]

Sam Raimi: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

[@tomnook9829]

I SACRIFICED MY fruitcake

[@supaida_man]

"Gonna Cry?"

[@jinxed5723]

Cosmonaut Variety Hour: "i missed the part where thats my problem"

[@Disanem]

"Why it sucks" is the name of the series, he actually said its good.

[@LeviathanHamster]

I’m surprised how much this comment section has calmed down. Honestly thought it would be getting those stupid ass spam comments till the end of KZbin.

[@Paleowgh]

It has barely calmed down. The unhinged fellas are still absolutely feral.

[@heartlessscorpion1334]

It's moreso there's almost nothing left to be said that someone hasn't already commented with

[@blckorb6322]

The third movie is legendary just because it has the best meme of all time

[@actingmale9257]

That’s the exact same reason why so many people love the Star Wars prequels

[@NexusKin]

"Now Dig On This!"

[@dhilipans5412]

@@actingmale9257 ye only for the unlimited memes

[@spikyhorse1185]

Spider-man 2: You sure about that

[@DreamerDeceiver76]

@Hooty HOOT HOOT my spider sense is tingling *if ya know what I mean* This is for you Oh boy yeah YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED hello my dear Ah rosie I love this boy You know, I'm something of a scientist myself Hey freakshow you ain't goin nowhere

[@LeeEverett1]

"Pizza time" That line alone makes this trilogy a 10/10

[@tishaflorence1009]

@Stealphie you'll get your door when you fix this damn pizza

[@chubbyfug4601]

Stealphie you’ll get your no u when you fix this damn no u!

[@oriondark9249]

It is a 10! Indeed

[@ANT96-x8d]

The pizza line was way too outdated.

[@xxkjgaminghdxx1647]

That's sounds like a TMNT thing too say

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

I'm pretty sure Hitop films took this as a personal attack

[@rocco9783]

HiTop films cryptonite

[@Ldgghgf]

Michael Mello yeah fucking hitop films

[@ferkoilias1141]

oh boy yeah he will

[@trashbrock2320]

As he rightly should, this video is a shitshow.

[@teddytab2]

@OfficialRonin Yeah he sucks I hate Hi-Top he is really annoying because most of the stuff he says is completely wrong

[@ZarrarAAli]

Ngl this was actually really funny. I can't see a lot of the festival scenes without bursting with laughter anymore

[@FatNinjaWalrus]

"then harry decides not to have amnesia anymore" lol

[@luismarianopinto91]

@@VestingKnight10 it was a joke genius

[@meliorbutterfly]

@@VestingKnight10 its the fucking joke

[@azariahportillo]

FatNinjaWalrus I was laughing really hard at that

[@camerinocontreras3743]

Vesting Knight10 r/wooosh you idiot

[@supermankj115]

Vesting Knight10 whoosh

[@WeAreBlessedCo]

take a shot every time he says “but i’ll get into that later”

[@franklin2286]

That’s like 3 shots

[@dumbname939]

YOU JUST KILLED MY BROTHER ASSHOLE

[@jthememeking]

Here we see the depressed alcoholics college students he was talking about

[@echox000]

@@dumbname939 lol

[@emmao1232]

tthatq waaas a goOd iDeaaa

[@bw6188]

Something I always like from 1 is when Goblin is choking out JJJ demanding where he gets the Spider-Man pics and JJJ immediately tries to keep him away from Peter. Like he could have said “oh this new intern takes them.” But no, he goes “I don’t know, they come by mail.”

[@Demonically_Inspired]

its right outta comics, jjj is a fraudulent jealous asshole, but he does care about people

[@lllightskindude]

@@Demonically_Inspired he also finds out peter is Spider-Man

[@Demonically_Inspired]

@@lllightskindude in recent comics pete straight up tells jjj

[@snoopdoggydogg94]

@@Demonically_Inspired which one?

[@Demonically_Inspired]

@@snoopdoggydogg94 i think it was the spectacular spiderman issue 14 or something..not sure

[@Decapitationtrain]

Most people only consider these movies a good adaptation because its their first, main, and sometimes only source or Spider-man knowledge.

[@jazon8877]

I’ve played the 3 spider-man games on ps5 and watched the mcu/amazing/original again or for the first time and enjoyed all

[@petermj1098]

Sam Raimi is the only director who accurately showed Steve Ditko and John Romita artistic style in live action. The problem with other comic book movies is that they are afraid of being comic booky.

[@amedeopetrella4100]

The real title should be Sam Rami s spiderman trilogy - Funnier than you remember (exept for mary jane)

[@properduction2586]

More like - Cheesier , Funnier , Mary Jane being a Bitch , than u remember...

[@imperfect_dan7519]

@@properduction2586 how is she a bitch

[@properduction2586]

@@imperfect_dan7519 Why so Serious ?

[@imperfect_dan7519]

@@properduction2586 Your right, let's put a smile on that face

[@Saltyaf38]

Yeah Mary Jane sucks

[@MercenarySmash]

Clicked on the video to see if people were defending the trilogy in the comments. Wasn't disappointed

[@MisterMayhem17]

Same!

[@bravobird9435]

It's crazy it's almost like people like things from their childhood that's weird

[@bravobird9435]

@@Nothing72342 dude read the original comment then get back to me, that's what I was responding to

[@bravobird9435]

@@maltostado did you even read the comment you're replying to? This is the first time you showed up in this thread so it clearly wasn't directed to you.

[@BrickAlmondsArchive]

yeah screw people for liking a film that is well made, has personality, well defined characters, levity, internal drama as well having extremely compelling action sequences, i hate those fanboys!

[@KeizerZX]

Cosmonaut: This trilogy is worse than you remember Fans: so you have chosen death

[@littlebroomstick44]

Why would he say the 3 movies are the same fuckin little prick

[@dalekemperor1984]

Fb i damn you must not be a big fan of comedians if you can’t take a joke 😂

[@cafetorium6795]

@@littlebroomstick44 you're joking, right?

[@liggonsreacts21]

Fb i you are very emotional

[@Shoub-kb9sk]

Fb i I’m getting a sneaking suspicion that you might not like Marcus

[@Nixus237]

Time for my yearly look at the comments to see who did and didn’t watch the video

[@chickensalad4202]

That’s why I love these movies, they’re funny but you can take them seriously at the same time.

[@micajohansson1138]

And had real consequences. MCU Spider-Man does not, he only grieves Tony Stark and that's it.

[@funnysonicman]

Micah Johansson Actually, MCU Spider-Man does have consequences. Spoilers if you haven’t seen Far From Home, but at the end Peter’s secret identity gets revealed to the world by Mysterio and The Daily Bugle. So yes, MCU Spider-Man does have consequences, at least in my opinion. Also part of Spider-Man’s character arc in Far From Home revolves around him coming to terms with Tony’s death and becoming his own man. His own SPIDER man. He then makes his own suit and adds some original abilities to it.

[@Mufflin]

@@funnysonicman Peter is supposed to be relatable, none of that was relatable lol.

[@funnysonicman]

M That’s the that stuff happened to SPIDER-MAN, not Peter Parker. Trying to get the attention of a girl you like, trying to get her something she’ll love, and just trying to be with the girl and tell her how you feel is very relatable because that was PETER’S side of the story. Being called names by a bully at your school? Relatable. Nervously going to a girl’s party and then asking that girl to Homecoming even more nervously? Relatable. Texting someone WAY too much and just hoping for one response? Relatable. Being surprised when the girl you had an elaborate plan to woo kisses you before you have the chance? Relatable. There’s a difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker in how relatable they are. One’s a *superhero*

[@metacube9913]

Can you really ?

[@tommyaguirre3479]

nobody. absolutely no one. Peter Parker: *_o h b o i y e a_*

[@SkorMedia]

*p i z z a t i m e*

[@fastguy8]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes

[@hastyalex9385]

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye for that unoriginal comment.

[@liamgruender1323]

punch me i'd bleed

[@vinny5727]

I do my homework now

[@ryan_currently_awake8445]

Why did the butler wait 3 damn years to tell harry, peter didn’t kill his dad

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

This is why you should never procrastinate, kids

[@Mb_Drei]

Probably because he never noticed Harry's obsession with Spider-Man.

[@mang5949]

More of the good words daddy

[@chancellorpalpatine9237]

the darkness so true

[@TotallyRiffed]

Because he didn’t exist until that scene

[@RedShogun13]

Me and my friend have been going to the new AMC theatrical re releases of the Spiderman movies (they’re currently doing Tobey’s trilogy, then Andrew’s, the finishing with Tom’s) and we feel the exact opposite. We’ve gone to see Tobey’s Spiderman in and 2 thus far (Spiderman 3 is next week) and felt they were better than we remember as kids and actually incredibly soulful movies. We think these feel more like stories while the latest marvel movies feel more like corporate projects or products. They’re simpler than the latest marvel multiverse stuff but somehow tenfold more meaningful in its storytelling. The current marvel stuff feels a little more hollow/sterile. Our takeaways so far upon revisiting at least.

[@WorldlyBecket]

This is EXACTLY what me and my brother have done! Not only did I realize how much I liked Spider-Man 2, but that I love it in a different way now that I'm an adult. As a kid I love the fight on the train scene, as an adult I feel more when the people hold onto him and lift him up. I am glad I'm not alone in this. The problem with this review (or 1 of them) is that it's easy to make fun of something good, it is difficult to praise it.

[@boiboi5402]

This trilogy is honestly incredibly entertaining though. Like there's so much dumb shit but it's such a great time watching this with a couple of friends. A personal favorite moment is "He stole that dudes pizza!" From the second movie

[@aidanconn4292]

I agree. I love that it has those funny parts. It is a great balance between entertainment and a little comedy here and there. And the funny parts don’t distract from the rest of the movie at all.

[@aidanconn4292]

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” lmao

[@Battinson]

@@aidanconn4292 it had a lot of comedy

[@Bonbonbon739]

Exactly

[@ricardosenpai6121]

It did its purpose greatly. It may or may not be good on some other aspects, it did what it is supposed to do. If people can love The Tomorrow War, then I can love this trilogy.

[@stadic5311]

All the rami fans when insomniac added webbed suit “Oooh boy yeah”🥴

[@kevaughnhenderson8478]

Only because you crazy ass fanboys sent them death threats. And force them to do it. Just terrible people.

[@isacc778]

Tcb bct but he’s telling the truth you dumbass

[@stadic5311]

@@kevaughnhenderson8478 I never asked for it nor complained that it wasn’t in the game. Yes it’s my favorite suit in the game but if i had to choose a movie suit I’d pick tasm2. I prefer the skinner spiderman build and the big lenses. I would never send them death threats.

[@kevaughnhenderson8478]

@Tcb bct it's actually confirmed and well known that the they're team was threatening. I don't how that makes a dumbass. But your the one who seem to be delusional. Now don't go sending death threats now like the rest of the fan base.

[@kevaughnhenderson8478]

@Tcb bct the Sam Raimi trilogy is all right .only one movie is a ok movie. Don't over hype fanboy.

[@thedashboard9562]

I feel like Aunt May's response to Peter in *Spider-Man 2* is one of the most authentic human moments in the franchise. Throughout all three films she's been 100% in his corner. When other people were down on him Aunt May was there to remind him that he's a good person and worthy of love and admiration. This is because she genuinely believes this to be so. Up until he confesses to her, Peter could do no wrong in her eyes. Also, keep in mind that throughout the movie her life has been on a steady decline. Her husband of decades has only been dead a couple of years, the bills are racking up, her savings are running dry, and she's about to lose her home. About the only constant in her life at this point that's any good is Peter and her unwavering faith in his inherent goodness. So when Peter comes in and confesses to her that his selfishness was directly responsible for the chain of events that lead to her husband's murder, the last bit of goodness she had in her life has been snatched away. How else was May supposed to react? Her nephew, whom up to this point she's only ever seen as a saint, has just told her that her husband died because Peter didn't bother stopping Ben's killer at the place Peter wasn't supposed to be at in the first place. If anything her response was more measured than she had any reason to be.

[@penny1545]

You said it, buddy!

[@BillBilliamson]

Yea I think Marcus really misses the point or is just really nitpicking to make a point about how the raimi movies aren't as good as people remember. It's the same with uncle ben too, uncle ben isn't telling Peter to not fight (Uncle Ben even says Flash probably deserved it), he's telling him to be careful and to not turn into someone he'll regret becoming, in other words be a good person and do the right thing.

[@jstarwars360]

Also, once Aunt Mays had some time to let the news sit, she tells Peter that he did the right thing.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

The Dashboard I think Aunt May would be too nurturing to suddenly dismiss or chide Peter on the news she can faintly believe (Logically, a lot of people would ignore and put up no fight against a man holding a gun who went as far as to threaten a man’s life to steal money). I don’t see Aunt May suddenly acting like Peter had psychic powers and could do much to prevent the guy killing someone after the fact

[@tristan8940]

For real! That was frustrating to watch, but it's human!When I watch the Dark Knight Rises and Alfred says "Bruce, I lied about Rachel's decision to protect your heart because I love you and I just want you to be free" and Bruce is like "Hey Alfred go fuck yourself," I don't see that as a plot flaw. I get it. And eventually, he learns. Just like Aunt May.

[@liquidsnake6879]

To me nothing will ever top it, it might be goofy at certain points but it's a funny kind of goofy and it still keeps everything fun to watch

[@koopakoo3813]

I will say the Sandman scene is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in a superhero movie

[@darthbullymaguire2072]

AGREED!!!!!

[@5Star_DK]

True

[@ubern00bkye]

I wholeheartedly agree

[@diazatake6462]

Stop sucking off that scene its really overrated 😂

[@dutchshark1580]

@@diazatake6462 No, that scene is actually underrated. Very few people talk about it

[@aaronjaggan]

I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

[@blastdude89]

Don't make me kill me

[@EvanMitsakis]

Hello there.

[@SpazSmokeS]

Aaron Jaggan finally somebody with a valid opinion

[@virgil13stealthman]

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!

[@عبدالله-ر8ف6ق]

Evan Mitsakis General kenobi

[@ytpboi3030]

Cosmonaut variety hour- Sam rami spider-man worse than you remember Hi-top films- I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@ddog22]

When did hitop respond to him ??

[@ytpboi3030]

Darien Griffin he didn’t thought since he’s a rami boi and he’s making the series about the rami movies thought it was funny

[@MrM9819]

In his videos, though indirectly

[@properduction2586]

@@ytpboi3030 So who's side u are on ? BTW...Fuck HiTop Films...

[@imperfect_dan7519]

At least he took it maturely. The video was just plain dumb

[@kidfox3971]

I watched these films when i was 6, i watched them again now that im 24, they aren't any worse and they're just as good as i remember. In fact i like Spider-Man 2 a lot more now than i used to.

[@TheTedandfred]

One of the best parts about the original sam raimi trilogy is the constantly moving camera. Really adds to the experience, and one of the major reasons why I prefer the originals Also, that "stock sound effect" at 6:58 is from Sam Raimi's own "The Evil Dead".

[@jaredmartin7040]

The original trilogy is incredible and Spidey 2 makes Homecoming look like Disney garbage

[@coattanimous7182]

So he took it from stock? And that makes it a stock sound effect?

[@TheTedandfred]

Jared Martin wouldn't call it garbage. In fact, it's probably better than the third. I don't think I would say homecoming is better than the first movie though and I definitely wouldn't say it's better than the 2nd

[@TheTedandfred]

CommonNonSense if what you are saying is that it is still a valid criticism that raimi chose to use a stock sound effect there, my point is that while yes, it was probably a stock sound effect, it was used as a tasteful homage to his previous work, not as a lazy way to get a jumpscare from the audience

[@TheIcecreamtaco]

also note worthy, the cartoon show, Ed Edd and Eddy, has used that sound effect on multiple occasions

[@mr_calamity]

You’ll get a good spider man film when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@yedukrishna8613]

So you saying the doors are already in perfect condition...all the 3 doors.

[@vipski5198]

@@yedukrishna8613" I don't want your opinion your ruining the moment"

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

I Peter Parker have a dream

[@kayozzy]

Hey...

[@vipski5198]

@Kev_ Bot uno reverse

[@cainbroe8706]

Peter Parker: 20 Years Old Aunt May: 95 Years Old

[@WillWright-lx4hf]

Cain Broe Except Tobey was like 30 but yeah same idea.

[@cainbroe8706]

@@WillWright-lx4hf what I meant was Peter is meant to be in highschool and you have grandma Aunt May in the corner

[@trololololo3659]

Cain Broe i mean aunt may looked like she was 200 in the comics so , its fairly accurate

[@albertmaggiolo7448]

Not even. Rosemary Harris (May) was only 75 when Spiderman 1 came out.

[@Insomniacvfx]

@@albertmaggiolo7448 that's still ancient he was definitely exaggerating

[@alynhampton]

I literally watched all three of them last night and they were so good

[@Harryshortsae]

they're not bad, just dumb fun. but they are definetly stupid, at times quite poorly written and campy, but they're still fun to watch

[@NyQuilDonut]

I just watched them too, and it was just dumb fun for me.

[@117neoshadow]

"Hold it right there!" "I surrender." *"Oh boy."*

[@utoresa5193]

"Hello deeear" "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" "ItS sPiDeRmaN!"

[@LucyWest370]

“Oh boy”

[@ChefBrownSauce]

Oh boy yeah

[@gabrielmutombo7078]

Don’t tell Harry

[@vinny5727]

WELL MEET AGAIN, SPIDERMAAAANNNN

[@henryofskalitz4879]

"And she's like kiss me baby, look at how fucking cute I am. I baked you a cake" That got me

[@ApotheosisTK117]

@It must be Beck Kiss me you pussy** That is a firm correction my friend

[@rogue4340]

The Harry getting amnesia scene for me xD

[@henryofskalitz4879]

I have made it a sworn oath to come back 1 time a week to rewatch this one scene I'll document my progress

[@rogue4340]

Sounds great xD

[@indie5723]

“Oh Boy Yeah”

[@n-dingthericefarmer4386]

You speak about Spider-Man 2 but don't mention the greatest piece of movie history, the pizza time scene? Shame on you.

[@TiStardust]

I know right.

[@milansoltesz9395]

10:32 Green Goblin growls - "Hold it right there!" - "I surrender." - "Oh boy!" Why am I laughing so hard at this. XDD

[@snowboundwhale6860]

When I was a child I never realised that guy was their teacher, I thought he was just a very enthusiastic student or something

[@SoyboyPeter]

Splancck it’s not far fetched to think that guy was a student.

[@SoyboyPeter]

Splancck I use to think have been one of those perfectionist students but your rite

[@snowboundwhale6860]

@@Hecken_Bruiser tbh at the time I was like 8 and I just assumed he was a prefect or something. I didn't really think much about him, I was more excited to see Spiderman than anything rly

[@snowboundwhale6860]

@@Hecken_Bruiser you're really doubling down on the "being a dick about it" angle huh

[@The-Dyland]

@@Hecken_Bruiser Lol, you must've been at the top of your fucking class when you were a child then, eh?

[@NaseemKhan-pg6rc]

"I believe there's a hero in all of us" - Aunt May was good.

[@ArachniNotion]

"that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble"

[@ArachniNotion]

"and finally allows us to die with pride"

[@yutrops2193]

Infinitely better then that walking sex joke in the MCU

[@ImperishableDani]

pretty much agree with all of these replies

[@spideyguy3315]

That moment in 2 was the moment I saw aunt may like in 1

[@cindymananzalamartinez6679]

I'm sure this narrator works for The Daily Bugle

[@tygeanoules3705]

cindy mananzala martinez he says in the beginning that he loves the movie

[@aesop1451]

@@tygeanoules3705 He's lying. He praises the shit out of Disney's Spider-Man like it's perfect.

[@tygeanoules3705]

Ok, is he not aloud to think that the newer movies are better. Personally I love the MCU Spider-Man and I don’t really remember the Sam rami movies being that good

[@aesop1451]

@Jim Johnson So true 😂 This can work out. Spider-Man is a HUGE sandbox to play around in. They just have to play their cards right. They should look to Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spectacular Spider-Man, Spider-Verse, and PS4 Spider-Man as their inspiration. They're basically perfect! I don't think Holland should crossover with Venom, because their characters are different ages. Sony should just proceed to have Tom faceoff against the Sinister Six. Sony should release a statement saying Venom takes place in the same universe as The Amazing Spider-Man movies and have Marc Webb return to direct the third one, and then we can have these two characters crossover. Sam Raimi should come back and direct Spider-Man 4, which takes place 10 years after Spider-Man 3 and explores an older and more experienced Spider-Man a lá Logan. Finally, we can have a live-action Spider-Verse with Tobey, Andrew, and Tom; a Sony equivalent to the Avengers. From there we can get Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Jessica Drew, Ben Reilly, Miguel O' Hara, and other REALLY INTERESTING SPIDER-CHARACTERS!

[@helenaperez4343]

(Jim Johnson) People can be fans of characters without screaming like an insane fangirl. I personally love the MCU Spider-Man, though I know it’s less comic accurate than the other movies.

[@TheHeavenlyBeast]

This is my comfort video.

[@Spooksieee]

“The raimi trilogy wasn't as good as you think” *Activating instant kill*

[@danielmenendez3083]

⚔️🗡🔪🪓🔫💣🧨 Was it like that

[@EE-dh4lv]

Yup

[@goodnight01687]

Gonna cry?

[@robl0xgamer258]

Its just his opinion guys, don't need to go all apeshit lmao, I actually agree with his opinion now that I looked back at these films, they're not that great or perfect like people said they are, I prefer mcu spiderman, my cup of tea, but I ain't trying to disrespect any of you guys either

[@HadHadHad-A]

@@robl0xgamer258 I don't think it's regarded as perfect, a lot of people just prefer it cause of the underlying themes that are in between the bad parts of the film. The themes are highloghted and a lot of people can relate to Peter in these films. MCU spiderman isn't bad, but he seems perfect. He doesn't have to live a life in secret, he doesn't have to divide his identty to save his loved ones from his enemies, I don't even see his identity being figured out in FFH a disadvantage cause a lot of people will look up to him like How Tony was being Iron man. The Raime films were just about a boy making the hard decision in life to keep his loved ones safe.

[@finfen9730]

Let's all just agree that J. Jonah Jameson couldn't have been played better in the old trilogy.

[@a-drewg1716]

seriously though I cannot think of any other way for him to sound like other then J. K. Simmons portrayal of him.

[@CloudyShinobi]

Fin Fen honestly, he really needs to reprise his role in the new films

[@finfen9730]

@@CloudyShinobi I'd be pretty happy about that.

[@Riskofrain527]

@@finfen9730 that would be a reward which you guys shouldn't get until you guys learn how to handle someone else's opinion that differs from yours.

[@finfen9730]

@@Riskofrain527 GET OUT OF HERE NOOB! Don't you have MK11 to start training for? Or like to practice fancy high-fives with your shadow buddy?

[@tenkizo1880]

“Raimi Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember” Me: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye. (To Elaborate: I was just joking, y’all don’t have to get mad in the comments.)

[@evan1430]

"bully maguire"

[@TheArmouredDoggo]

you mean “in your eye”

[@tommyraven06g67]

Bully maguire isnt related to sam raimi anymore,he can plug and unplug to everything he wants

[@mr.n0noob228]

Lol

[@jaybomb5638]

He literally said he loves the movies….it’s not that deep lol

[@sawesomeness]

I respectfully disagree