Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember

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[@stayclassy5399]

" I don't want your opinion, I want pictures of Spider-Man!!! "

[@fbi855]

Didn't want to ruin the number

[@thadarkorange3497]

I remember that scene (profile pic)

[@CC.07]

*_You serious_*

[@crazedspace800]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

Profile pic checks out

[@spencermorgan2281]

"depressed alcoholic college students" Yes 911, I've just been attacked

[@alejo5267]

SAME HERE

[@PotatoMC1]

iLikeNoodles aaahahahahHhaahaha

[@no_i_in_kersten]

ME: sees a therapist, goes to an AA meeting, drops out of college.

[@kingcookie9777]

Spencer Morgan E

[@theninjaboss7201]

Spencer Morgan lol stupid college students you’ll all get liver cancer

[@Jack-sy8mr]

“Why the f-k do the robot arms want to finish the fusion reactor, what do they care?” As Ock pointed out, that’s the reason they were built and programmed, it’s literally the only thing they care about

[@JB_TheRock]

Good point daddy

[@kyshim1247]

Good job NERD!

[@RavDeBest]

Good work sigma

[@snoochieboochienoochies3394]

Womp womp

[@qui-gonjinn8350]

I love how these comments are angry at you for being right

[@ScoopReviews500]

I feel so honored to be able to come back to this video 4 years after it was released and finally say that I fall into the category of depressed alcoholic college student

[@ascendancy4900]

I feel you bro

[@ryanleadbitter7749]

I’ve completed my arc from naive 11 year old

[@MRios1128]

Booze is overrated. Give it up.

[@chrispaine2473]

was coming here to comment this

[@emmisysquire9684]

Oh god, same

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

Sam Rami did one thing so absurdly correct it makes me forgive every bad decision: He cast JK Simmons as J Jonah Jamison

[@caponeeeexx]

Sam raimi made plenty of good decisions

[@sonnyfox8407]

*Ms Brandt. Bring me a violin*

[@sv32099]

In terms of casting i think sam raimi did perfectly with JJ, goblin, and Uncle Ben.

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

@@sv32099 That's true. Personally not a big fan of the Tobey or Aunt May casting, but the other key players were all good

[@caponeeeexx]

@@r.pizzamonkey7379 Sam Raimi's Aunt May was perfect and Rosemary captured the character perfectly from the comics. Aunt May now doesn't even look like a Aunt.

[@vesin_9772]

The skeleton bomb only works on non main characters

[@joshikhushchintan5661]

Plot Armour!!

[@visic3091]

Plot twist : not all of goblin's bomb were as powerful as that ...he had bombs of many categories

[@angryboi595]

Because plot reasons

[@arshiaaghaei]

@@visic3091 But why would he not use the OP skeleton bomb every time?

[@ivoarmstrong9894]

Yes, this is this is the law of film bullshit, a constant in the universe, only golb and the 6 month old bread in my pantry will outlast this truth.

[@AlystrZelland]

It seems strange to call out Harry turning away from the conversation between Peter and his father. He explains it himself shortly after: "He pretty much wants to adopt you" Harry didn't check out bc he was a sim. He checked out bc he had nothing to contribute to their conversation and his jealousy was making him uncomfortable. That's a pretty consistent part of his character.

[@isaacmartinez2359]

bro is defending this movie like its paying him

[@sylviahoward1065]

@@isaacmartinez2359 damn dude he wrote a pretty good explanation for one scene in a movie, not even pouring his heart out for this defence, he's not being paid shit (I apologise I'm getting paid to defend this guy)

[@Aryan-qv5qk]

@@isaacmartinez2359 reasoning seems well though

[@isaacmartinez2359]

@@Aryan-qv5qk you can make up reason all you want, just like how I can make up reasons on what they could have had Harry do instead of mentally check out - Say “ill catch you inside” - Wave to friends and join them - Say bye to his father and let him talk to Peter - have a teacher call his name My point, as well as the video’s in making this off hand comment is that Harry is not need for the scene. He serves no purpose other than to make a way too formal introduction for a new character, which you could have done and then promptly leave the screen so he doesn’t take up room in the frame, or just be there on set as long in general. Is this an egregious sin? No. It’s more likely just a result of the script not taking into consideration how it would look in person for this conversation to have happened. It’s a trivial joke to make fun of the movie for. Which is why I found it weird that someone would go out of their way to defend when there are plenty of other points for someone to make about this semi-critique video. I find that Rami fans always do this, they often defend points that don’t need to be defended because they are just facts about how the movies are. They’ll get mad about others pointing out how corny the movie can be despite later saying that it is the appeal for them.

[@Aryan-qv5qk]

@@isaacmartinez2359 except this actually does make sense to the context of the movie

[@TheFirstBhau]

My favorite part of this review is that it triggered so many people that Cosmonaut still gets comments calling him a disney shill on almost every Spider-Man review of his to this day almost 5 years later. That's the kind of engagement money can't buy

[@Macapta]

The comment right below yours is exactly that, god that's funny.

[@Asinies]

I mean I don't know if he's any of those things, I just think some of his critiques are bad and almost approaching a cinemasins video level of criticism quality.

[@leaffinite3828]

​@@Asiniesi mean this video is basically bait anyway its funnier to read some of the raimi fans in the comments going apeshit than to rewatch the video

[@balls52]

your parents dont love you

[@TenWolf-wb7pc]

I mean he gets points completely wrong. Like mad that Aunt May didn’t automatically forgive Peter after saying “Im responsible for what happened too”. That’s his most egregious one. That and misremembering scenes (Peter wasn’t walking to school he was going after MJ after see dad berrated her). And he uses all this as evidence of the “new” (aka Disney) movies are better. Anyone can make a bad review to bait people into getting mad, but that doesn’t somehow mean the mad people are wrong.

[@maceface2892]

Cosmonaut: I still love these movies Comments: This doesn't change anything

[@spideyblox138]

Mace Face he's like it because it's goofy yeah that's it he don't see a movie as a movie he's only seen the movies like a freakin joke

[@salarzx62090]

@@spideyblox138 these movies are a joke lmfao

[@spideyblox138]

@@salarzx62090 mcu movies is a joke LMAO everything is a joke in mcu thats the joke lmao

[@salarzx62090]

@@spideyblox138 not as much as a joke as the fucking Raimi trilogy lmfao

[@salarzx62090]

@@spideyblox138 overrated schlock

[@legodcbricks3306]

So the butler didn't tell Harry that spiderman was innocent for 2 movies. He's the true villain.

[@loganrainville8672]

I F#CKING AGREE DOOOOD

[@LeadersOfAFreeMind]

and...where the hell was he for two movies?

[@jarredmackay1062]

Well tbf he would of destroyed his Harry's image if his father so it probably wasn't and east thing to do

[@camlucas4623]

wabbu labbu dub dub mackay 2 movies though? Really?

[@jarredmackay1062]

@@camlucas4623 well yeah presumably he didn't know what Harry was doing so why not let his legacy live on on for harry it was only after he saw what his hatred for spiderman did to harry that he told the truth

[@SuperHuscarl]

Growing up with this trilogy made me feel like I witnessed a fun actor grow and become an absolute icon.

[@friendlycanadianYT]

I will always thank the first spiderman movie for my computer class for giving me a question right. "Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

[@isaiah95786]

It’s libel

[@misterscorpius1446]

Critics: "The Raimi trilogy is silly and cheesy!" Raimi trilogy fans: Yes.

[@PayondeAwsome]

He says that he loves the fact these movies are silly. He prefaces the whole thing with his opinion that he loves the movies

[@anaccount4354]

At the beginning of his Andrew Garfield video, he talks about those movies compared to these and he says these ones are a lot better.

[@rapidreaders7741]

I agree with Marcus. I fucking love these movies _because_ of how corny and cheesy they are, and how they don't take themselves too seriously. I feel like they perfectly capture the feel of the Spiderman comics - just non-stop campy fun with moments of quote-on-quote "serious" dialogue that in retrospect sounds corny and is tonally consistent with the rest of the story.

[@rigzmoviediaries654]

@@PayondeAwsome He bullies the fuck out of their silliness.

[@Shakismo]

Ohh YES!! 💖

[@obihoeee]

You have provoked a gang war.

[@rinryan9134]

@Lamps are Sick its a gta sa reference lmao

[@mrtoddpenworth5937]

@@rinryan9134 IM GONNA FUCK SOME SHIT UP

[@reg1019]

You have survived the first wave (pls continue this)

[@tarekmash2401]

You survived the second wave

[@reg1019]

The hood is yours!

[@rezkerry8809]

The green goblin jump scare was actually added in by the editors as a joke, but Raimi liked it and went with it.

[@Angel-Pictures]

“Sometimes he shows up for no reason like this jump scare.” *Ad plays*

[@KeizerZX]

Cosmonaut: This trilogy is worse than you remember Fans: so you have chosen death

[@littlebroomstick44]

Why would he say the 3 movies are the same fuckin little prick

[@dalekemperor1984]

Fb i damn you must not be a big fan of comedians if you can’t take a joke 😂

[@cafetorium6795]

@@littlebroomstick44 you're joking, right?

[@liggonsreacts21]

Fb i you are very emotional

[@Shoub-kb9sk]

Fb i I’m getting a sneaking suspicion that you might not like Marcus

[@Ruffleduffles]

One of the worst things about the trilogy is that the butler didn’t tell harry that peter was innocent until probably the worse possible time

[@RealReverse13]

True, like why did the butler have to wait so long to finally tell Harry.

[@sorrymans_nothot5037]

RealReverse Because otherwise the movies would be worse than the amazing spiderman movies...

[@RealReverse13]

@@sorrymans_nothot5037 not even close

[@sorrymans_nothot5037]

RealReverse True, amazing spiderman movies are too bad, youd have to reach logan paul suicide forest to get that bad.

[@Ruffleduffles]

SorryMans_NotHot hey hey, Logan did his punishment he’s mature now, but I do agree

[@SABRESOLDIER]

He doesnt even hate these movies why do you guys hate this video so much

[@DarkKnight_]

He loves SM 3 more than most people

[@Lu1]

if anything he's kinda complimenting it most of the time in this video

[@LeviathanHamster]

Because Raimi spider man fans are actually insane.

[@CringeStuff12345]

Are you dumb? Have you watched the video? He's clearly making fun of these garbage movies😂😂

[@sophiadebar382]

Because he’s straight up wrong at some points. His whole “aunt may is a jerk” part is literally missing all the context of the scenes he talks about lol. When he says she’s a dick, the scene he shows in the background is legit her giving Peter money when her house is about to be foreclosed

[@kidfox3971]

I watched these films when i was 6, i watched them again now that im 24, they aren't any worse and they're just as good as i remember. In fact i like Spider-Man 2 a lot more now than i used to.

[@aa-to6ws]

Yeah maybe sometimes it's cheesy But you can't have *pizza time* without the good cheese first

[@josephruizdepaz5061]

Lmao

[@jeyrey9835]

Goddayum 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamiehope6159]

It’s pizza time

[@plormp1129]

Tony Toons right

[@mrxbx9002]

Tony Toons Underrated comment

[@valley5882]

-The cosmonaut: "Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember" -Everyone: I missed the part where that's my problem

[@FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb]

96k people: You want forgiveness? Get religion

[@Disanem]

I mean he's allowed to have an opinion.

[@FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb]

@@Disanem That's what I say smh

[@NL-X]

@@Disanem totally... but as the first one said... I missed the part where that's my problem...

[@crixus7788]

To be fair he did state he still likes the movies. He does have good points but still Sam Raimi's films are fantastic. I really did want Spider Man 4.

[@jellyc4164]

Nice video, your husband edit it for you?

[@chakryand]

I think we have to remember that these movies are based off of comics. The campiness works. The movies back then had the heart & soul of the comics with the campiness included. Now it seems like they are made on an assembly line using a formula. They’ve lost the campiness too…and replaced it with bad jokes.

[@kngdrzp]

It doesn’t always work though that’s what he’s saying. It’s so distracting at sone points you forget some scenes should be tense, it can get to be way too much through this series and it didn’t work 100%

[@marsmugio]

It's not campy because it's based off the comics, it's campy because that's just Sam Raimi's style. He's always been known for making silly low/mid budget movies

[@visnoga5054]

Back to formula?

[@cainbroe8706]

Peter Parker: 20 Years Old Aunt May: 95 Years Old

[@WillWright-lx4hf]

Cain Broe Except Tobey was like 30 but yeah same idea.

[@cainbroe8706]

@@WillWright-lx4hf what I meant was Peter is meant to be in highschool and you have grandma Aunt May in the corner

[@trololololo3659]

Cain Broe i mean aunt may looked like she was 200 in the comics so , its fairly accurate

[@albertmaggiolo7448]

Not even. Rosemary Harris (May) was only 75 when Spiderman 1 came out.

[@punk-piece]

@@albertmaggiolo7448 that's still ancient he was definitely exaggerating

[@supaida_man]

"Why it sucks" Sam Raimi: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!!!?!??!?!"

[@DarthStalkers]

Sam Raimi: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

[@tomnook9829]

I SACRIFICED MY fruitcake

[@supaida_man]

"Gonna Cry?"

[@jinxed5723]

Cosmonaut Variety Hour: "i missed the part where thats my problem"

[@Disanem]

"Why it sucks" is the name of the series, he actually said its good.

[@Gnome-nf7ev]

I rewatched these and I realized that they are actually the best Spider-Man movies and trilogy ever

[@faramir...get_the_palantir]

Looking back at it now, it was really weird when Uncle Ben talked about how with great power comes great responsibility, but then went on to have a five-minute rant about the white man's burden before finally dying. I guess it really was a different time.

[@ionsid3081]

He's just salty cause Tobey put some durt in his eyes

[@splatter1324]

It's *dirt* dipshit.

[@maryvivero709]

@@splatter1324 u mad buddy

[@kaylumbillings20]

his movies are so over rated though the man has a point

[@kevoelevo88]

@@splatter1324 Its just one word who would freak out of one word spelled wrong Well he did not mean to spell wrong

[@mayuyumiwazaki8769]

@@splatter1324 i got that reference, from infinity war

[@joeschmo7834]

Causmonaut Variety Hour: **makes this video** 92k people: I’m gonna rub some dirt in your eye.

[@SpidermanUnstoppable]

Yes😂😂

[@rhetiq9989]

*put

[@Ejaz100]

Lmao

[@liq8898]

Lmao

[@Coolbeast1020]

No the quote is "I'm going to put some dirt in your eye" Not rub

[@iberius9937]

Someone please tell me how J.K. Simmons and Willem Defoe were better cast to play their comic book characters than freaking Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man.

[@man_man324]

Lol so true

[@dontneedtoknowmyname5791]

Nah. Tobey is a great actor. You kids clearly haven’t watched his other movies that aren’t Spider-Man

[@cody8748]

When he randomly cut to “punch me I bleeed” I just out of no where erupted in laughter

[@willhanleyreed1990]

“One character I dont like, is Aunt May.” *clinches fist and breaks cup.*

[@ikuas3881]

*clenches

[@omegared7814]

Aunt may sucks

[@BladeOfDespairr]

@@omegared7814 all right we gon have a small talk outside b o i.

[@omegared7814]

@@BladeOfDespairr shut up dumb bitch

[@OverLorD768]

MCU Aunt May? Yup. The entire MCU Spider-Man sucks donkey balls, with or without Raimi trilogy.

[@vextor1163]

This trilogy is amazing, and nobody is telling me otherwise.

[@thesensational_one1981]

I know,these Spiderman movies are the reason why I love Spiderman.

[@calebthesponge9191]

They kinda mid. Well below mid but to each their own

[@BenjaminDeCapua42]

I love them but they didn't really age that well

[@dope8878]

@@calebthesponge9191 far from home is the most mid movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen it like 7 times now and I hate it more every time some how.

[@calebthesponge9191]

@@dope8878 nice! I’ll be honest: I don’t really care. You can like these if you want. You can like Andrew’s if you want. You can like toms if you want. It doesn’t change anything in the world so enjoy the movies that make YOU happy my dude. Have a great rest of the day my bro

[@derekdunbar6352]

"This movie's dumb as hell. 7/10, I love it." I mean if we're being honest, everyone, he's right.

[@LeighMann]

I’m so happy right now that there’s a sensible person in the newest first section

[@pedroumanzor4017]

Why should he be right? He literally just commented that the things that were placed for peter's heroic development are bad only because they are treating peter bad??? I mean what??????? Then I should say that godfather is bad only because Michael Corleone is treaten like shit right? Such a waste of time of a review.

[@LeviathanHamster]

I’m surprised how much this comment section has calmed down. Honestly thought it would be getting those stupid ass spam comments till the end of KZbin.

[@Lu1]

lmao same

[@Paleowgh]

It has barely calmed down. The unhinged fellas are still absolutely feral.

[@heartlessscorpion1334]

It's moreso there's almost nothing left to be said that someone hasn't already commented with

[@lameshane1]

Bruh I think we can all agree though that Sam Rami uncle Ben is best uncle Ben.

[@sreej1387]

Shane Brock The fact that homecoming doesn’t feature uncle Ben just makes this statement more true.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

While I agree that the Raimi films are overrated, their portrayal of Uncle Ben knocked it out of the park. It was almost pathetic watching Amazing Spider-Man try to redo the character by just making him angry all the time and making his death scene laughable.

[@prtyproductive]

I know. At least he didn’t kill himself like the angry uncle Ben

[@GlaurungTheGreat]

I don't know, I found MCU Uncle Ben's performance quite compelling.

[@vanillasugarkookies5830]

@@GlaurungTheGreat same

[@JackGiblenSinger]

*roasts the hell out of Spider-Man 2 ‘7/10 I love it’

[@user-nz5xf2ud5i]

Kermit le frog wdym?

[@yazancallas]

SyplayZz Tobey is the worst Spider-Man imo but Spider-Man 2 Is one of the best Spider-Man movies. How was that movie horrible?

[@jesusshuttlesworth6834]

@@yazancallasno Garfield is the worst

[@yazancallas]

Jesus Shuttlesworth as peter yes but Andrew was a way better Spider-Man than Tobey he was more comedic

[@crinsombone5380]

The point of the video is to address the short comings of the films, even if he finds them enjoyable. I like them too, but they just don't stand up to The Dark Knight, Infinity War, Homecoming, and Into the Spiderverse

[@phoganlillippo6195]

Are these movies terrible? Absolutely. Are they also completely and utterly perfect in every conceivable way? Yes. Very much so yes.

[@vesha6274]

No, and no

[@bullymaguire243]

What the fuck millennial

[@abena1iq]

Can u stop about your dam! i don't like criticism! no one cares for it spiderman 3 was a masterpice keep your criticism to your self

[@MrGoofymcgoo]

Don't really understand why people say this is the best Spider-Man movies.

[@angrybirdsnostalgicfan]

Cuz they are, or at least live action.

[@MrGoofymcgoo]

@@angrybirdsnostalgicfan There a bit to corny and kidsy for me. Tom's Spider-Man is a fun movie to watch and a gosh darn good Spider-Man movie

[@angrybirdsnostalgicfan]

@@MrGoofymcgoo that doesn’t prove anything. First off just cuz something is corny doesn’t mean it’s bad. That’s basically the I don’t like this therefore it’s bad argument which is dumb af. Also just because you like something just cuz you find Tom’s movies better doesn’t mean his movies are good or better. And so are the Raimi moves. What’s your point?

[@MrGoofymcgoo]

@@angrybirdsnostalgicfan ok man, it's all just opinions. I just need a breather from the mountains of Tobey fans sometimes.

[@angrybirdsnostalgicfan]

@@MrGoofymcgoo whatever then and they are the best Spider-Man movies

[@SG-qx1fg]

Why Willem Defoe has never played the joker is the biggest sin of all.

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Holy shit your right he should be the joker in the Batman movie or even bat woman

[@laughslapproductions4690]

He’s ugly af, perfect fit lol

[@lefishe6940]

Laugh Slap Productions How dare you insult god himself

[@matteblack2391]

@tofu he literally played Jesus lol

[@rinrin8192]

I think jim carrey would be great

[@thatguybob6088]

Spider-Man 2: Mary Jane leaves her fiance to be with Peter Spider-Man 3: Mary Jane leaves Peter to be with Harry Osborn Peter: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@joynelbonetdelgado4952]

Well MJ was like that in the comics too, so is not Raimi's film in particular apparently.

[@thedude7567]

Don't talk about Spiderman 3, please?...

[@dehlanshandirkayr6182]

If she can leave someone for you,then she can leave for someone too.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

@jimmy just jeremy Peter wasn't there for her. Just like everything else in his life he put the city above his own priorities. She deserved better, even if he was a good man. Sometimes things just don't work. It's selfish to expect a woman to stay loyal to a man she never sees, one who seems to have no investment in her life. Peter in many ways rejected Mary Jane before she cut it off. He was the one who wasn't loyal. These are the realities of adult life.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

@@dehlanshandirkayr6182 I don't agree. Relationships should be more solid. I just thing that circumstantially she looks like a ho because two relationships in a row didn't work for her.

[@user-tz5uq2bt1s]

I can explain the back to formula bit. The general tells him he has two weeks to have a successful human trial or the federal funding will be pulled, which could cause serious financial damage to the company. Going "back to formula" basically means they need to return to a pre-animal trial stage.

[@Jack-kb5nb]

I’ve gotta agree with you about Aunt May, she’s really the worst person. She horrible to Peter and gets worst every movie

[@LeeEverett1]

"Pizza time" That line alone makes this trilogy a 10/10

[@tishaflorence1009]

@Stealphie you'll get your door when you fix this damn pizza

[@chubbyfug4601]

Stealphie you’ll get your no u when you fix this damn no u!

[@oriondark9249]

It is a 10! Indeed

[@Dino23968]

The pizza line was way too outdated.

[@xxkjgaminghdxx1647]

That's sounds like a TMNT thing too say

[@Spooksieee]

“The raimi trilogy wasn't as good as you think” *Activating instant kill*

[@danielmenendez3083]

⚔️🗡🔪🪓🔫💣🧨 Was it like that

[@EE-dh4lv]

Yup

[@goodnight01687]

Gonna cry?

[@robl0xgamer258]

Its just his opinion guys, don't need to go all apeshit lmao, I actually agree with his opinion now that I looked back at these films, they're not that great or perfect like people said they are, I prefer mcu spiderman, my cup of tea, but I ain't trying to disrespect any of you guys either

[@HadHadHad-A]

@@robl0xgamer258 I don't think it's regarded as perfect, a lot of people just prefer it cause of the underlying themes that are in between the bad parts of the film. The themes are highloghted and a lot of people can relate to Peter in these films. MCU spiderman isn't bad, but he seems perfect. He doesn't have to live a life in secret, he doesn't have to divide his identty to save his loved ones from his enemies, I don't even see his identity being figured out in FFH a disadvantage cause a lot of people will look up to him like How Tony was being Iron man. The Raime films were just about a boy making the hard decision in life to keep his loved ones safe.

[@JJavier31rblx]

I missed the part where that’s my problem.

[@TheHeavenlyBeast]

This is my comfort video.

[@alexwillis2381]

"unintentional comedy gold" This is the director of Evil Dead.

[@PWNDpresents]

Alex Willis Yeah, pretty much all the cheese and humor is intentional. Makes them better movies in my eyes.

[@AimForMyHead81]

@@PWNDpresents Not all

[@PWNDpresents]

Spike Spiegel I guess. Intentional or not, it's still funny and gives the movies much more charm.

[@kevinwills30]

Alex Willis are u talking about the really old evil dead that movie is so fucking funny

[@Themboys22]

Alex Willis Raimi’s style is so great, and it’s hard to find a filmmaker can replicate what he can do.

[@jarrav8186]

Fun fact: Sam Raimi didnt want to put Venom in the movie at all and was super against it but the studio literally told him they would have someone else make the movie if he didnt do it. So, Raimi intentionally picked the least scary and least fitting actor he could possibly find for Venom lmao.

[@Coldoroki]

He didn’t necessarily pick him because he’s the least scary actor to play the role, he just didn’t really get into the later comics with venom in them, he said he didn’t understand the character, so he did his own take, a guy that sort of mirrors Peter and easily could of been how Peter had turned out if he had a different upbringing and set of morals.

[@qwerty5684]

@@jarrav8186 He never said that was what Venom was like

[@Coldoroki]

@@jarrav8186 I said he did his own take.. I never said anything about how venom actually is.. what I’m saying is look at Sam raimi’s Eddie Brock, he’s sort of a lot like Peter Parker in a way except he clearly has a different moral compass, and no one like aunt may or uncle Ben to teach him what’s right, it doesn’t get to be explored as much as it could of due to all that’s going on in the movie(the same can be said about all the villains and their subplots)

[@joshevans3421]

@@jarrav8186 you need to read the guys comment again. He actually said raimi did his own take on venom as he didn't have the comic knowledge

[@Coldoroki]

Thank you, lol had me rereading my comment wondering where I said anything like that lol (he deleted his comment, so there’s no context to what this comment is anymore lol)

[@biggumsyeetus9690]

just rewatched this trilogy after spider verse, and it still a really good spidey story. then uncle ben moments hit every time we see peter having to his relations and well being for the sake of the city it hits home. even the minimal dialogue is effective. i find this version of peter to be the most realsitic version an awkward nerd who only has his aunt his best friend and gf as a social circle, struggles to work and do college while being spidey and bears it all.

[@milansoltesz9395]

10:32 Green Goblin growls - "Hold it right there!" - "I surrender." - "Oh boy!" Why am I laughing so hard at this. XDD

[@ThePointlessBox_]

''Mr. Jameson, your wife lost your checkbook'' ''thanks for the good news'' I always die at that part

[@PorticoDemos]

300 likes and I'm your first reply? I'm honored

[@pestober]

ThePointlessBox_ 430 likes and I’m your second reply? I’m gay.

[@aleks_ivanov]

This is the first time I get the joke. I'm alien.

[@FatNinjaWalrus]

"then harry decides not to have amnesia anymore" lol

[@luismarianopinto91]

@@VestingKnight10 it was a joke genius

[@meliorbutterfly]

@@VestingKnight10 its the fucking joke

[@azariahportillo]

FatNinjaWalrus I was laughing really hard at that

[@camerinocontreras3743]

Vesting Knight10 r/wooosh you idiot

[@supermankj115]

Vesting Knight10 whoosh

[@ZarrarAAli]

Ngl this was actually really funny. I can't see a lot of the festival scenes without bursting with laughter anymore

[@RedShogun13]

Me and my friend have been going to the new AMC theatrical re releases of the Spiderman movies (they’re currently doing Tobey’s trilogy, then Andrew’s, the finishing with Tom’s) and we feel the exact opposite. We’ve gone to see Tobey’s Spiderman in and 2 thus far (Spiderman 3 is next week) and felt they were better than we remember as kids and actually incredibly soulful movies. We think these feel more like stories while the latest marvel movies feel more like corporate projects or products. They’re simpler than the latest marvel multiverse stuff but somehow tenfold more meaningful in its storytelling. The current marvel stuff feels a little more hollow/sterile. Our takeaways so far upon revisiting at least.

[@WorldlyBecket]

This is EXACTLY what me and my brother have done! Not only did I realize how much I liked Spider-Man 2, but that I love it in a different way now that I'm an adult. As a kid I love the fight on the train scene, as an adult I feel more when the people hold onto him and lift him up. I am glad I'm not alone in this. The problem with this review (or 1 of them) is that it's easy to make fun of something good, it is difficult to praise it.

[@tommyaguirre3479]

nobody. absolutely no one. Peter Parker: *_o h b o i y e a_*

[@SkorMedia]

*p i z z a t i m e*

[@fastguy8]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes

[@hastyalex9385]

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye for that unoriginal comment.

[@liamgruender1323]

punch me i'd bleed

[@vinny5727]

I do my homework now

[@Dartec88]

Fun fact: When Willem Defoe said "It's cold.", that wasn't in the script and was his actual reaction to the metal touching his skin.

[@themanwhosenameisbean9253]

I think we all know that by now

[@xqvs0988]

fun fact grass is green

[@deluxodex1846]

did you know spider-man is peter parker

[@Puvwilmo00]

I always thought that. His reaction seemed a little too genuine to be simply acting lol

[@williamcooper8599]

@@themanwhosenameisbean9253 I didn’t know that

[@beesgeetar]

Seeing this again 5 years later and it's just as funny. every time i rewatch a raimi movie i remember those random background characters or something else you mentioned LOL

[@Wertyber]

this comment section never changes huh

[@cindymananzalamartinez6679]

I'm sure this narrator works for The Daily Bugle

[@tygeanoules3705]

cindy mananzala martinez he says in the beginning that he loves the movie

[@aesop1451]

@@tygeanoules3705 He's lying. He praises the shit out of Disney's Spider-Man like it's perfect.

[@tygeanoules3705]

Ok, is he not aloud to think that the newer movies are better. Personally I love the MCU Spider-Man and I don’t really remember the Sam rami movies being that good

[@aesop1451]

@Jim Johnson So true 😂 This can work out. Spider-Man is a HUGE sandbox to play around in. They just have to play their cards right. They should look to Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spectacular Spider-Man, Spider-Verse, and PS4 Spider-Man as their inspiration. They're basically perfect! I don't think Holland should crossover with Venom, because their characters are different ages. Sony should just proceed to have Tom faceoff against the Sinister Six. Sony should release a statement saying Venom takes place in the same universe as The Amazing Spider-Man movies and have Marc Webb return to direct the third one, and then we can have these two characters crossover. Sam Raimi should come back and direct Spider-Man 4, which takes place 10 years after Spider-Man 3 and explores an older and more experienced Spider-Man a lá Logan. Finally, we can have a live-action Spider-Verse with Tobey, Andrew, and Tom; a Sony equivalent to the Avengers. From there we can get Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Jessica Drew, Ben Reilly, Miguel O' Hara, and other REALLY INTERESTING SPIDER-CHARACTERS!

[@helenaperez4343]

(Jim Johnson) People can be fans of characters without screaming like an insane fangirl. I personally love the MCU Spider-Man, though I know it’s less comic accurate than the other movies.

[@cookycashcommunity1561]

“So I didn’t like a couple things about this trilogy.” Raimi fans: So you have chosen...death.

[@Disanem]

So your saying raimi fans got angry because he disliked some parts of the trilogy?

[@cookycashcommunity1561]

@@Disanem Yeah. Have you seen the amount of dislikes? Or the comments?

[@Disanem]

@@cookycashcommunity1561 yeah have you seen the amount of likes?

[@truthplaguer2196]

“So I didn’t like a couple things about this trilogy.” Raimi fans: *sweaty fat reddit kids fuel up there biased machine 2000 trying not to accept the fact that these films are a messy corny sack of shit*

[@echo_z319]

@@truthplaguer2196 very specific choice of words.. sure youre not trying to tell us something about yourself?

[@liquidsnake6879]

To me nothing will ever top it, it might be goofy at certain points but it's a funny kind of goofy and it still keeps everything fun to watch

[@cass6020]

I love looking at the recent comments on videos like this because they're always insane

[@Lu1]

the recent comments have been way more tame than before tbh

[@cass6020]

@@Lu1 true! I was looking through alpharad comments during a couple 2+ year old vids and those were much wilder

[@PancakeBoyyy27]

I still can't get over the fact that Venom uses 'I' instead of 'we'. You had one job. One.

[@Mugetsu2021]

Venom was shoved in by sony so i dont think Raimi gave 2 shits about Venom

[@ban66a1]

Raimi idea for third one is Vulture but Sony forced him to add Venom.

[@gloriousporpoise9731]

@@ban66a1 in all honesty I doubt raimi's vulture would be as good as the one we got

[@ban66a1]

@@gloriousporpoise9731 We don't see it yet or know the details, and Sandman character actually work by story and acting perspective but Sony was fool enough by add Venom/Eddie Brock since the third movie already have stacked character.

[@gloriousporpoise9731]

@@ban66a1 what I'm saying is that I doubt we would have gotten a vulture as good as Michael Keaton's one as he's one of the superhero film villains in the past decade

[@OkOk-cf3ej]

I genuinely want to see a debate between this guy and hitop films

[@justinbrummett]

That'll be brutal

[@OkOk-cf3ej]

Justin Brummett Factss

[@officialaustenmorpho3224]

hitop would wreck him because many of this guys points just literally dont make any sense..... hes missing the point of so much shit idk how much longer i can listen to this. hitop ive found is a way better critique and provides real insight on the movies

[@Miguel-no7be]

@@officialaustenmorpho3224 hitop is to biased he makes things up about the Tom Holland films that aren't true

[@officialaustenmorpho3224]

@@Miguel-no7be havent gotten to them, maybe i will see what youre saying

[@daniyalahmed8808]

I mean thats what Doctor Otto Octavius did in the comics. His first issue is basically that upon gaining his powers, he held a nuclear reactor hostage to complete his science experiments.

[@w33blord66]

1. Harry would introduce his father by his full name because he's an angsty teen mockingly referring to his FAMOUS scientist father who would always be referred to as such by the press. Likely because he feels like he is in his shadow. 2. "Back to Formula" is likely a euphemism for shelving a project that Osborn considers to be his magnum opus. 3. The "door mat" goes with it because Osborn owns OSCORP. DUH. 4. To describe Spiderman's vigilante efforts as "just beating people up" is laughable obtuse. 5. The initial criticism of Aunt May, like many of the criticism, amounts to taking a clip out of context and saying "isn't this silly" in funny internet man voice. 6. Not defending this films CGI; however, as of 2023, CGI effects in superhero films still look terrible. (The Flash) 7. When critiquing Spiderman's choice between Mary Jain and a container full of innocent people, you say "if this were to happen in a supper hero movie today, there would be public outcry for how silly it is." First, the movie came out in 2002. That would be like criticizing Romeo and Juliet for featuring a forbidden romance because it would be cliche by todays standards. Second, why? As a character, Spiderman frequently struggles to balances what he wants as Peter Parker and his values as a protector of the New York population. Wouldn't exploiting that struggle make the Green Goblin more of a threat? Wouldn't that choice be particularly relevant to the character and serve to illustrate this struggle in dramatic way? You say it's stilly but don't explain why. 8. In the context of the film when accompanied with sound design and appropriate placement in-between breaks in the score, the speech and particularly the "don't tell Harry" line are very impactful. Chopping them down to seconds and adding a laugh track isn't a criticism and says nothing about how they fit within the overall tone. You criticize this film for being dated but after 5 years, this review feels MORE dated. This is a review for babies.

[@alejandrocoy5405]

- Watches movie -"Isn't this silly" -Puts laugh track -Doesn't elaborate any further -Posts video What are you talking about this guy is a legend 😂

[@hyyharmy7]

“This movie is dumb as hell 7/10 I love it” I mean that’s kind of an accurate description of all these movies tbh

[@elijaharroyo4846]

Agreed. These movies are more hilarious to laugh at than to watch it.

[@eddietheedgy9214]

shut your kpop gay mouth up

[@eddietheedgy9214]

@ Yes my name is Eddie

[@eddietheedgy9214]

@HKMH DarianiWell at least it isn't dumb

[@WiloPolis03]

I feel like even when these movies are bad (especially Spider-Man 3), they're still ocassionally self-aware enough to not get too mad.

[@oliviaking4869]

"I like being bad.....it makes me happy." Wtf, Eric Forman

[@samtorres7855]

Olivia King reds gonna kick his ass

[@camillemoren4120]

Kelso man

[@mugen2686]

LMFAOOP

[@andressotil4671]

That dumbass

[@brayanmorales3520]

I love all these comments 😭😭👏🏽👏🏽

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhh678]

Its honestly like 1 person just used alt acounts and spammed the exact same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[@biggypupps9628]

Fr they all saying the same thing

[@BeBetter-tintbao]

I think it's a copypasta

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhh678]

@@BeBetter-tintbao may I ask, what is a copypasta?

[@BeBetter-tintbao]

@@ahhhhhhhhhhhh678 just text that gets repeated/remembered by lots of people out of humor, example being the "navy seal" copypasta. You couldve looked it up yourself.

[@Lu1]

Yep

[@trentlyon2799]

i think maybe the dumbest part of the trilogy is how long it took the butler to come forward. harry would tell anyone that would listen that spiderman killed his dad, and his butler couldn’t be bothered to come forward and say “nah, here’s what happened”

[@Danishmastery]

The trilogy doesn’t suck at all, but this video is hilarious.

[@xploitalpha5907]

When did he say it sucked

[@Danishmastery]

@@xploitalpha5907 “why it sucks” in the thumbnail.

[@xploitalpha5907]

@@Danishmastery thats called click bait he does say later that its a good trilogy

[@glendarjj3991]

"Why it sucks" is the series. The scores, other than spiderman 3 (which is an ironic masterpiece, he admits in another video) are all very high

[@alphaxan8175]

I mean it doesn’t but at the same time it does (if that makes any sense)

[@iainhansen1047]

Jokes on you I'm not a depressed alcoholic collage student I'm just depressed

[@Bloke-98]

Clearly you never went to 'collage' because you spelt colij incorrectly.

[@Spongebrain97]

Yeah me too. Ever so depressed and friendless but my interests keep me upbeat

[@i3que540]

guys, Cold ledge*

[@artypyrec4186]

*colege

[@plugmanjohnson7456]

JLT1998 Are you stupid? "Colij" really? I think you mean "callige"

[@Groggle7141]

The point of Dr. Octopus in the movie is his arrogance. The guy compared himself to Einstein and Edison. The part about him not getting protective gear was on purpose, he couldn’t even imagine his plan failing. And the robotic arms were created to build the machine, so they likely have sort of connection to it. The arms also likely just distort his views, they don’t fully replace his goals and mind. Since Otto likes renewable energy, he will still care about it.

[@the.abhiram.r]

sam raimi has one of the most accurate descriptions of new york city ever shown on film

[@tokyojake1223]

I can’t get over how funny j Jonah Jameson’s reaction is when he yells “HOFFMAN” & he’s right next to him 😂😂😂

[@Cellssy]

i can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not

[@jackprot351]

The double-take jiggly jaw 😂😂

[@mesieurt2]

I could 100% imagine the guy playing hoffman jumpimg in too early on his queue and they just roled with it 😅

[@mesieurt2]

@Kryptoskillet isnt he played by his brother ted raimi? A simple google search pulled that up, am i missing something 🤔

[@brandawgz]

@Kryptoskillet that’s not Sam that’s his brother Ted

[@snowboundwhale6860]

When I was a child I never realised that guy was their teacher, I thought he was just a very enthusiastic student or something

[@Entertainer12314]

Splancck it’s not far fetched to think that guy was a student.

[@Entertainer12314]

Splancck I use to think have been one of those perfectionist students but your rite

[@snowboundwhale6860]

@@Hecken_Bruiser tbh at the time I was like 8 and I just assumed he was a prefect or something. I didn't really think much about him, I was more excited to see Spiderman than anything rly

[@snowboundwhale6860]

@@Hecken_Bruiser you're really doubling down on the "being a dick about it" angle huh

[@The-Dyland]

@@Hecken_Bruiser Lol, you must've been at the top of your fucking class when you were a child then, eh?

[@Kyrari22]

It's hillarious how the next recommendation for this is "better than you remember" too

[@dylanchilders]

The original Spider Man movie came out the year I was born, and as goofy and ridiculous these films are today, the trilogy holds a very special place in my heart as some of my favorite childhood movies, and probably one of the first films I can remember ever watching

[@bruhb7611]

- Watch a Raimi film - Complain that it's too cheesy What's next water is too wet for your taste?

[@Riskofrain527]

I feel like you're one of those people who take cinema sins seriously

[@EmperorZarikar]

seto kaiba There's a very clear difference between this and Cinemasins. Cinemasins is based entirely on nit picking. That's the whole point. That's the comedy. This, on the other hand, while self-aware about the nit picking, is still a legitimate review. Hell, the title and thumbnail give that much away.

[@MeldinX2]

He is comparing it to other superhero movies. And why it might not be that great of a spiderman series since it's so damn goofy.

[@dustyb58]

something can only be wet if it normally is not, and can be dried, which means water isn't wet. it's just moisture.

[@EmperorZarikar]

dustyb58 Wet means being in contact with water, and water is constantly in contact with itself, so I'd call water wet. (The need for it to stick to something denser is a stupid, arbitrary line in the sand. You're telling me ice, aka frozen water, is wet, OIL, aka ANOTHER FUCKING LIQUID, if poured into some water...is wet. But WATER ITSELF is excluded? Fuck off, mate, if ANYTHING, water is SUPER wet, it is the EPITOME of wet! It is wetness rubbing up against itself, it is the purest form of wet!)

[@aaronoticle]

The ring scene kept the audience ENGAGED

[@BlazenSpirit99]

God fucking damnit.

[@cabrondemente1]

please leave

[@fishhaha9951]

gtfo

[@xxbrozannaxx_6787]

*I love you.*

[@aaronoticle]

XxBrozannaxX _678 y-you too

[@aetherradio1423]

5:47 harrys walking away from his dad because he’s realized that norman doesn’t care about harry or that he’s there so he walks away upset. bro how can u miss that?

[@placecadet5300]

Are you playing Aes Rock’s Coffee in the background while you’re talking over part of this around 15 minutes in?

[@alimony1390]

Yeah here’s the thing, Tobey has pizza time,Andrew and Tom don’t have pizza time

[@milkywayhuizar5641]

Wow I can't debate with that. I don't think anyone can

[@funnysonicman]

But Toby has to pay rent, Andrew and Tom don’t have to pay rent

[@alimony1390]

GAMING MOTION yeah but then again......pizza time

[@funnysonicman]

Ps1 Hagrid Gosh darn it, cant argue with tha- *W A I T* Tom got a churro in Homecoming! *N A N I ? !*

[@alimony1390]

GAMING MOTION then again the rami trilogy has the greatest line in cinematic history,”WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUY’S PIZZA”

[@nah25]

Willam Defoe has the best character arc in Spider-Man he “dies” he flees from New York and goes to the Lighthouse.

[@iamanonymous7019]

God the lighthouse was weird wasn’t it 😂

[@BeeyothGaming]

Damn I never knew he went flawless, what a beast

[@gingycat2395]

I liked both of those movies lol

[@bubba7385]

Then he saves John Wick from a russian mob twice

[@jerichomorallo9798]

Beeyoth Gaming I understood that reference

[@kolbytriplett4644]

“Wrong answer!” - Green Goblin

[@TheJammerman]

Thank you for making this video. It’s important to remember that these movies aren’t very good

[@lukepoe1140]

Um, they are great movies. That's why this garbage video has over 100,000 dislikes. They sure as heck beat the stuff with Iron Man Jr. He was outshined by other actors in his own film in both Homecoming and No Way Home. That's pathetic.

[@Lu1]

​@@lukepoe1140 🤓

[@TheJammerman]

@@lukepoe1140 they were crap, jog on

[@angrybirdsnostalgicfan]

Not even close. They are great movies if not masterpieces.

[@angrybirdsnostalgicfan]

@@TheJammerman nope

[@ryan_currently_awake8445]

Why did the butler wait 3 damn years to tell harry, peter didn’t kill his dad

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

This is why you should never procrastinate, kids

[@Mb_Drei]

Probably because he never noticed Harry's obsession with Spider-Man.

[@mang5949]

More of the good words daddy

[@chancellorpalpatine9237]

the darkness so true

[@EpicBlader100]

Because he didn’t exist until that scene

[@alienthrower4342]

How is petty to hold a grudge against someone who killed your father?!

[@Howlhilt]

Galaxy_Edge He knows that, he watched the movie. He’s saying that the fact that someone would hold a grudge against someone who he BELIEVES has killed his father isn’t petty.

[@alienthrower4342]

Avinash D. Thanks for explaining it for me, appreciate it

[@Howlhilt]

@@alienthrower4342 Np man

[@Howlhilt]

Bishal Das We already talked about this, read the other comments.

[@tatersalad76]

How dumb is spiderman to not explain in one sentence that he didn't kill his father? He had like three chances lol

[@Groggle7141]

I think the goofy acting of Dafoe’s Goblin is perfect, the Green Goblin usually just messes with Spider-Man for goofs in the comics.

[@Spitfire14]

The 1 scene I can say is elite is when Willem Dafoe has a conversation either himself. Going from Norman to Goblin

[@TheThirdPew]

*reads title* BRO CHILL OUT edit in 2021: this video aged worse than the GOATED raimi trilogy unfortunately

[@Snaoe]

It's always cool to see a popular youtuber in the comment section.

[@jojosgameshowofficial]

Same

[@bigrednado4341]

A Osman who's the popular KZbinr

[@stankdik]

Omg ur here

[@SmartAlec1]

I really fucking hate this whole trend of titles being so antagonistic to the viewer, like it implies you're wrong about a subjective opinion. So arrogant. His tone throughout this video isn't much better. I mean it isn't condescending but everything is phrased objectively.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

I'm pretty sure Hitop films took this as a personal attack

[@rocco9783]

HiTop films cryptonite

[@itechnia1907]

Michael Mello yeah fucking hitop films

[@ferkoilias1141]

oh boy yeah he will

[@trashbrock2320]

As he rightly should, this video is a shitshow.

[@teddytab2]

@OfficialRonin Yeah he sucks I hate Hi-Top he is really annoying because most of the stuff he says is completely wrong

[@XkidXuglyX]

You talk about humor in these movies as if you're the first person to realize that Sam Raimi put in funny scenes and he actually really likes comedy. It's like you're totally unaware of his work or the idea of an action movie having comedy in it.

[@Lu1]

what

[@thatdragonguy5388]

He's saying that they are aged and have become corny. Not saying that I agree, but that is cosmonauts argument.

[@omri6938]

Slander *is* spoken and in print it's libel. As the editor-in-chief, he'd know that and that's exactly the sort of chastisement you'd get from your editor. It's 10/10.

[@MayPolBeats]

Woah, those dislikes are gone. It’s like… we now all agree with Markie’s POV. What a world.

[@TrisTris0]

How much dislike does this video haves

[@NoahIsThaGOAT]

@@TrisTris0 100k

[@J4MIL]

Crazy shit huh?

[@supergvmaster5416]

@@TrisTris0 The like to dislike ratio is 2 to 1 lol. I think most people don't understand that the video is pretty exaggerated tho

[@revalution1965]

never this man should be flogged in the public square for his god awful horrible degenerate opinions

[@jaynebeament]

"This movie is dumb as hell, 7/10 I love it' Yep that just about sums it up.

[@suchalad]

Na it really doesn't. There's plenty of shit talking in this video that makes it seem like the movie has plenty of flaws, but its manipulation on the part of the creator. If you actually watch the trilogy after watching this video, its quite clear how biased this guy is, and how he just makes up a bunch of shit as reasons for why the movies are bad, just because he personally doesn't like them. A lazy critique targeted towards a lazy audience

[@mjfan8704]

@@suchalad ALERT!! ALERT!! RAIMI FANBOY DETECTED!!!!!!!

[@suchalad]

@@mjfan8704 ahahah i'm not a fan boy of anything. It's just that the video creator is making up a bunch of B.S, like his comment about spider man beating people up, even though he mostly just catches people into his webs and only beats people when he's got no other choice. Also he's bitching about the science of a movie that has SPIDERMAN in it.....it's a goofy superhero movie and he's criticising it for being.....a goofy superhero movie. It's like yelling at a pear because it's not an apple. His points about aunt may were so b.s. When she says "you loved him, and he loved you" She is (obviously) saying that whatever happened doesn't matter, what matters is that they cared for each other, even though Pete and uncle ben had some heated moments, it doesn't really matter. Her speeches in the second and third movies are really sweet. There are youtubers who actually have discussed these scenes and talked about why they are great. This guy just implies that certain moments are bad without explaining why. Like a school kid telling his friends that "yugioh is better than pokemon" when I watched this video a year ago i was gullible to actually take his word for it, and was a little sad that (they arrn't as good as i remember), but i just rewatched them, then came across this video again, and remembered watching it previously and now seeing how wrong he is, and that this video is just a bunch of shit talking This youtuber is just making money off internet losers who love to bash normal, genuine character films which have since been replaced by the most cringe movies like gardiens of the galaxy (the soundtrack my god, please kill me)

[@mjfan8704]

@@suchalad Yeah, all of that still doesn't take away the fact that you're a fanboy. Nothing wrong with that. It's just that many of you get VERY defensive when it comes to things you like. So defensive, it's almost as if the ones criticizing the thing you like are the worst people to ever grace the Earth since Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin. Just saying.

[@suchalad]

@@mjfan8704 I said the dude was lying and shit talking. Most humans do those things at least a few times a week, so no. You're just saying that in an attempt to rile me up, which i think is sad for you. goodluck

[@StevelyBruckShut]

That teacher in the first movie sounds like Jigsaw

[@historiadelhiphop]

I definitely was not expecting the None Shall Pass on the Segway to Spider Man 2