The Amazing Spider-Man 1&2 - Worse Than You Can Even Imagine

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[@javanrench2094]

“Did you get your milk?” “Yes” “What did it cost?” “Uncle ben”

[@Numberonedetour1945fan]

😧😦😥😢😰😫😭😭

[@lianbenedek9791]

Too soon lfmao

[@Numberonedetour1945fan]

It better of been choclate.

[@javanrench2094]

Lian Benedek unlcle ben died 2 million times no one cares anymore

[@lianbenedek9791]

@@javanrench2094 I'm talking about infinity war oof. Uncle ben can get shot in front of me and I wouldnt care anymore

[@davidoreilly7328]

If No Way Home taught us anything, it’s that Andrew Garfield, when he has proper material to work with, is a fucking brilliant Spider Man

[@slumpq]

fax bro

[@frankieecartier]

@@quirkyvfxx fuck up aunt may dies mj forgets Peter at the end when spell is reversed

[@waterbottleme3065]

@@frankieecartier 💀

[@abyzz6252]

@@frankieecartier im so glad i saw the movie day one lmfao

[@tylerhiller4886]

Lmaoooooooo. All fax tho

[@jacobkallenberger8903]

I feel bad for Mrs. Stacy. She lost her husband and a year later her daughter to a Spiderman related incident

[@Peremptor]

Pretty sure she died when Gwen was young in the comics and I take it something similar in these movies as well.

[@apollyon4761]

Next TASM villain

[@muhammadeisa1459]

​@@PeremptorI remember her being there at the dinner table scene in first movie

[@Joxshuxa]

@@Peremptoryou didn’t watch the movie right?

[@twenty-fifth420]

@@JoxshuxaI think you can watch a movie and forget what the fuck and who the fuck was was in it. I barely remember Ms Stacy in that Dinner table convo. Most of the table was Gwen’s Dad and Peter just going at it. So like, easily forgotten tbh.

[@MrCannon117]

Why is Harry’s life cut literally in half when Norman got to live until his 40’s or 50’s 😂

[@lucaleone4331]

This was always my thought. Like....why is he already dying? lol

[@kaponosucks]

@@lucaleone4331Ummm because he has it differently why is that hard to understand?

[@lucaleone4331]

@kaponosucks whyre you stalking my comments you freak. Get a life.

[@spottymaxy1628]

​@kaponosucks then they should of actually taken the time to develop it more

[@daseafrate2025]

​@@spottymaxy1628should have*

[@ChefBrownSauce]

I watched The Amazing Spider-Man 2 on a plane and I walked out

[@snapdaddy9698]

LMAO that’s amazingggg

[@ChefBrownSauce]

Somebody doesn’t get the joke

[@henrygutierrez3243]

I watched it on a bus. No one cared.

[@namkeren7297]

Me too but i died in plane now i am ghost for my son.

[@ThePokem12345]

Dude I did the same except I was on a car ride at rush hour

[@brucewayne7989]

Uncle Ben died over chocolate milk, let that sink in....

[@75JUNAKI]

Bruce Wayne Ha that's even better XD

[@WaikitLie-ed8uf]

The fuck does it want now

[@jaison8263]

How does your utility belt work Bruce ? Oh, I mean Wayne. Shit, I mean Batman.

[@rndmusrnm2763]

stoppp I actually cried in that scene. I mean at least we got a chance to get to know uncle ben before the killed him. In the original series I gotta be honest, I didn't really care he died.

[@SaltusMannus]

A sacrifice well made

[@captainfach]

I honestly really liked the different take they had on Peter not immediately becoming a virtuous hero. I feel like it seems a little bit more realistic for angsty teen to be full of rage and want to find vengeance, and then when the lizard is destroying this bridge and killing people and he sees that he can use his powers for more than just vengeance, that's when he truly becomes Spider-Man

[@mahashah194]

Finally i found a soul that have same thought as mine..... It was more of like a slowly depressed teen who have dilemma on what to do and stick on his father work who did a big mistake and try to solve it but this guy don't have any experience on being a depressed man to understand this peter and Spider man

[@laslw]

also everyone seems to forget (or choose to forget) that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man *literally* does the same thing and ends up killing the *WRONG GUY!!!*

[@ILikeSoda229]

Exactly. If you have the strength to lift buildings with your bare hands and your father figure just died, you can’t convince me you wouldn’t wanna kill the person that killed them, because you definitely would want to.

[@Duothimir]

@@laslw Of course they do, because it doesn't support their point. Just conveniently forget that the old movies did it too.

[@MrGshock2]

The problem I have is it's not done well not the take they had for it

[@thiskatisgay]

I want you to know that, at around the 29-30min mark, my mother (who had been listening to the whole thing in the background) especially lost it at "I need spiderman's blood to heal my mysterious fake movie disease". Which, the line delivery was fxcking hilarious, but also they had me REWIND IT so they could catch it one more time. It was delightful, wish you could have heard them cracking up

[@sarahdavis2435]

I cackled at this exact line 😂😂😂😂

[@beastaslayer1411]

Disgusting. How is everything wrong with society encompassed in one person. To begin you’re unnecessarily hating the best Spider-Man movie, second you refer to your mum as “them”? Oh god that’s awful. And then your profile is the worst, you must be a disappointment to not only yourself but others around you.

[@asadfarraj]

"mother" "them" Goddamnit dude you need some grammar classes.

[@thiskatisgay]

@@asadfarraj damn bro you need to go touch grass. why do you care about a stranger you never met

[@kursedmilk]

That dude who killed uncle ben is just out there chillin rn

[@SHINTAB]

@WillFanofMany Carnage*

[@starguy1o163]

Actually the shooter was Captain America when he acidently thought Uncle Ben was Red skull

[@kursedmilk]

@@starguy1o163 hail hydra

[@roguebard]

It grinds my gears how the movie just kind of drops that whole plotline.

[@ozmond]

Malachi Roberts 7

[@D.Bcooper1]

Top 10 Marvel snaps 1. Gwen's neck 2. Thanos' snap

[@killme7820]

FBI I have loli hentai

[@nonec384]

Lol thats a old acconct

[@macman9706]

Nah more like 1. iron man snap

[@prototypeoswald1140]

Top 10 Marvel snaps 1. Iron man snap 2. Gwen’s neck 3. Thanos’s snap

[@Aizenbleach_]

Loki's neck

[@convictedsauces6875]

The best scene of these 2 movies wasn't anything that they tried for really but was when Peter helped the kid out of the car on the bridge, when he removed his mask and came to the kids level and admitted he's scared too and that the mask helps him feel strong, that's THE spiderman for me right there, that super short scene is where the movie was redeemed until right after when it got stupid again

[@thefollower2933]

Wasn't that moment Ripped straight out of Batman Beyond?

[@Artimidorus]

@@thefollower2933 Yup, pretty much. Peter is one of those heroes who used to really, really, care about his secret identity. That's one of the things I hate about super hero movies. :( But that scene was directly from Batman Beyond, which also put the kids life at risk because the villains found out he knew.

[@dylanchilders]

I actually like Peter’s motivation being revenge at first, and I think the fact that it feels wrong was done on purpose, so that we can see Peter turn into the Spiderman we all know

[@captainflowers748]

I personally think the suit itself should evolve as Peter becomes more like Spider-Man the Hero and not Spider-Man the Anti-Hero. I like his costume as he began to search for the killer, he's more of a Spider-Man the Anti-Hero, I like the concept. But as he progresses in his search, he starts to become more and more heroic and changes and upgrades his attire to reflect until he truly becomes Spider-Man. This movie just flat out gives him the suit because ehhh?

[@JerryMcB3rry]

And marcus making it seem like this is a huge sin is weird to me, since Peter's inital use of his powers after Ben dies is to chase down the guy who killed Ben seeking revenge. Granted in the comic and in the raimi movies it happens way quicker than TASM, but it still happens. I have no issue with peter's motivations at first, just as long as he doesn't stay that way, and he doesnt so whats the issue here?

[@ihatecheese15615]

@@JerryMcB3rryif we are gonna be honest this was YEARS ago compred to now given the context from no way home fixing andrews character

[@ihatecheese15615]

@@JerryMcB3rryalso rewatching the movie the script and direction for these movies are also bad too no way home proves that andrew is a good actor and given a good script he can be the best spiderman

[@aidankeohane3370]

Yeah there’s a lot of nonsense in these movies, but I agree, Peter wanting revenge actually makes a lot of sense. I know Spider Man doesn’t kill people. Neither does Batman, but when Bruce Wayne goes to the courthouse with a gun in Batman Begins it makes sense. It’s what an angry irrational person would want to do.

[@jammedout191]

Captain Stacy: leave my daughter alone Peter: no..no I dont think I will

[@ROCK_UNIVERSE97]

2 movies later.. .

[@propredator128]

Nice reference bro

[@kawsmicah]

Only real fans will get it

[@richardb7106]

@@kawsmicah no not really everyone can understand it. stop trying to circle jerk your self for fucks sake clown

[@asifrahaman8529]

Robbyz TV it’s literally the biggest movie of all time, everyone and their dog has seen it, I think everyone gets the reference 😂

[@lastsaneman19]

Why did Peter Parker have to steal that intern's nametag in the first movie if he's best friends with the CEO's son?

[@LordOsiris499]

Guy Incognito what... what is...

[@anferman]

you made my day. Thanks a lot hahahahaha

[@dr.calibrations7984]

*The plot thiccens*

[@sheevinit1490]

Guy Incognito You just made this movie 10x better.

[@Liberator130]

Wasn't Harry gone for years?

[@jj947]

Cosmo’s weird beef with the “for you” song has infected me and now I laugh whenever I hear it

[@etienneleroi9515]

Andrew really is a great actor. There is no denying that after seeing tick, tick... Boom!

[@Lu1]

Yeah he's actually a good actor but the writers did him dirty

[@dankerbell]

there was no denying that like ever, since the social network for example

[@derekharan_]

@@dankerbell and hacksaw ridge

[@BatMat52]

To this day I am salty about the way they treated Andrew. He would be a perfect mid 20s Peter. But the studio won’t let the character get out of high school.

[@adityabhalekar3506]

lets see what he does in spiderman 3

[@chris_0068]

@@adityabhalekar3506 They’re making an Amazing Spider-Man 3?

[@chris_0068]

IK man Andrew is a really good actor and we don’t see him that often anymore. Hopefully we are able to see him more in movies this was just a setback.

[@adityabhalekar3506]

@@chris_0068 nah. There are rumours that he and Tobey are gonna reprise their roles in the far from home sequel.. SO far wikipedia says it confirmed

[@dustin628]

BatMat: thats a really good point, I think you're totally right about that

[@snowy2646]

I’m really happy he pointed out that Andrew is a good actor and it’s not his fault.

[@oui2443]

fr, I think Andrew had much better acting than Tobey but unfortunately TASM just wasn't as well written as the first trilogy.

[@snowy2646]

@@oui2443 completely agree. And Andrew is the most poorly timed spidey because Tobey is the OG, Tom is the new one and Andrew is the middle.

[@Eric-sd3xz]

I think Andrew had the best depiction of Spider-Man. Tobey was the best Peter Parker and Tom have was good at being both. But ofc the MCU had a much better story than TASM. Also, what a coincidence you have the same name as my dog.

[@selfiekroos1777]

The script for ASM2 was poorly written. ASM1 was awesome.

[@eageltheYTman]

@@Eric-sd3xz plot twist: he is your dog

[@ardavaztterterian1211]

That "Were you trying to die?" at 11:34 almost killed me from laughing XD

[@captainsalt4423]

TASM fanboys are really starting to become a lot like raimi fanboys, as seen by the recent comments.

[@chaselee182]

Yep ppl not even care if it’s achuly good or bad they only listen to there opinions

[@Francesco-wi1ut]

Peter: *throws calculator* Calculator: “Here’s Your Change!”

[@raidenshotgun5997]

"Keep the Change, ya filthy spider!"

[@owenpollreis8154]

😂, Good one there.

[@zombified_pariah7720]

HA! -Doc Ock, Spiderman 2

[@G32hero]

Calculator: “butterfingers”

[@vincentchen9542]

the calculator was just sonic in disguise

[@randomdude-4353]

This is the universe where J. Jonah Jameson was right

[@tomturtle1018]

Ian Miller this is the only universe without him

[@Mysterio1010]

@@tomturtle1018 well in the second one, he's often referenced and even name dropped.

[@wifisloser1906]

I'm a aham "fan boi cock shell" So nah homie he ain't in it cause sony can't make a good spiderman film (venom is good watch it please)

[@wifisloser1906]

@@Mysterio1010 wtf didn't notic

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@wifisloser1906 Venom is ass

[@HNojsa]

Two big things that I hate the most about this movie: 1. Peter Parker just doesn’t give a shit about anyone besides Gwen. He doesn’t give a shit about those innocent citizens who crash by the truck at the start of the movie. He doesn’t give a shit about his friend Harry. He doesn’t give a shit about his aunt who is gonna be alone at her house with no body take care of her because her horny nephew flies to UK just to be with his gf. Most importantly, he doesn’t give a shit about electro. He doesn’t care Max is his biggest fan, and he doesn’t even try to save or cure electro who unwillingly turns into a monster due to an accident. He just kill him like nothing. Seriously, after he kill electro, he doesn’t show any guilt or even mourn for Max’s death. He just joke around with Gwen. Spider-man love interest should play an important role in his story, but she shouldn’t be the ONLY one who matters. NWH really fix this by showing Andrew’s Spider-Man saying Max is just a nice guy who turn evil because of that accident. He even try to cure electro, something he didn’t bother to do in ASM 2. 2. The fact that many people start to defend this movie just makes me so furious. Like…STFU. This movie FUCKING SUCK!

[@SantinoVitale]

That’s what I like about this Peter he doesn’t give a shit

[@SantinoVitale]

Best spiderman.

[@dr.bright6272]

So why did Ben go for the gun? As far as he knew this dude was just a guy with a 6 pack who tripped. No one was in danger.

[@BostonMBrand]

The reason J. Jonah isn’t in this duo-logy is because his statements about Spider-Man being a menace would actually be true.

[@DavidElendu]

If you take PS4 Spiderman, he was also a menace because he caused a lot of damage too....

[@Maxisamo1]

@@DavidElendu The only way Spider-Man is a problem in that game is if you believe it's because of the "escalating standards" theory, but even callers to his show pointed out hypocrisy like how Jonah helped Scorpion in the past

[@MrAnonymous46]

@@DavidElendu I agree in part, that crane smashed up a lot of buildings and nearly killed 100s of people because he webbed and tried to fuckin yank down a demon's helicopter on top of a construction site, like you're spider-man bro, you could't have followed it or stuck yourself to the underside?

[@NoBody-lj5xh]

@Jesse Davis If I was trying to shoot down a chopper of terrorists, but I somehow hit a chopper of civvies instead, am I a hero?

[@ishmamyousuf2595]

@@NoBody-lj5xh ur not a hero but thats not the point, the point was the intention behind it. he was tryna help and failed which is spiderman stories in a nutshell.

[@beans6232]

Ngl that was pretty chill of the the thief to give peter the milk

[@chiekeziakagha6242]

hahahaha

[@rockwitftm8947]

word LMAO

[@kingsceptile7258]

He just be vibin I guess

[@darkcreeper4316]

Free Milk > Uncle

[@beans6232]

Nico1428 lmao

[@darrenhood4033]

Oh God, the train platform and the entire sequence leading up to it had me almost thrown out of the theater I was sitting in because I couldn't contain my anger. A fucking subway train rises up out of the ground, on what has to be a hydraulic platform and I screamed out, "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?". Not only was this a waste of storytelling and special effects, as the train car could have just been resting on the tracks and the tokens used to open the gate leading into the secret platform, but how could he have built this in secret, away from Norman and his spies, electronic surveillance, and how did he fucking pay for it? How could he have expected to keep it hidden for this long or even manage to build it under the streets of NYC without anyone knowing about it? How did he dodge the police, transit authority, or square the permits without anyone becoming the wiser, in New York? OK, say you hand handwave that all away with rotating building crews, each working one piece at a time, not knowing how the finished product would look or function ala the infamous HH Holmes Murder Castle, how do you explain his master plan of telling his son this secret that could have easily been explained as a micro cassette or CD-ROM hidden within the linings of his briefcase, that he KNEW Peter would keep as a personal memento belonging to his own father, but instead hide subway tokens inside a cheap ass calculator that could have been thrown out, or lost or misplaced rendering the entire thing moot. How would he know that at some point Peter would open said calculator to find the tokens, and know exactly what they were for? How would he know that Peter would link the subway tokens to the secret tunnel? How would he know Peter would even be looking into his disappearance, or that he would find the info that would link the two pieces of the puzzle? Every single bit of this mystery has to happen exactly as daddy planned it, but does so in such a way that every piece of evidence has to be uncovered exactly as it unfolded in the film for it to work. Its so convoluted and so complicated, and all of it just to give us information that WE THE AUDIENCE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW!

[@n3ro81]

The actual reason as to why Electro became a villain is the fact that he was pissed from nobody celebrating his goddamn birthday.

[@IMTOOHOLLYWOOD]

ngl dating emma stone while filming a movie with her is an insane flex

[@awezomeman2357]

Ig so yea lol

[@frankmerker630]

I dunno I feel cynicism in me thinking Sony gave them both a big bonus to lie about dating for extra and easy publicity for the movie

[@leestock4618]

Plenty of costars date, it's not a flex lmao

[@michaelpeters404]

How lmao

[@shozanhanma2709]

@@michaelpeters404 CAUSE A NIGGA GETTING PUSSY! us as men complain about modern day women, then complain when a man gets some. if geting some is no big deal: inform the 50,000 black pill channels

[@devont1576]

Harry: help I'm dying Peter: Forgot the part where that's my problem

[@AufWiedersehen550]

ha

[@Petar321_GT]

ha

[@cheesuschrists]

Ha

[@ShimSladyBrand]

You got the line wrong

[@DarkShadic9632]

Ha

[@01eksii]

I think that "amazing" iteration had its potential like t the action was good, and the CGI and music(Hans Zimmer part of it) were godly. The first film was really hit hard by studio's experiments with Peter's character and the idea of the duality of his life(it was barely touched in 1st film). And then as I understand from many articles and some videos, they kinda tried to fix it in 2nd film, but then studio just decided to make their own multi-film thing like Avengers and remade/cut film just to fit more further plot "potential" into it and more cool fights, and placing things that actually needed attention on the second plan(and killed the film).

[@joshuakim802]

The part about Spidey putting on the fireman hat almost killed me

[@miaaverie3535]

I just feel bad for Andrew Garfield, in interviews he’s mentioned how he always wanted to play Spider-Man and put so much pressure on himself while filming. Sucks that he got so much hate for this film when he had no control over it

[@uselessdegenerate7565]

Don't feel too bad, he got his redemption

[@uselessdegenerate7565]

Don't feel too bad, he got his redemption

[@Himmington637]

@@uselessdegenerate7565 His movies still are garbage

[@blunew467]

He doesn’t even get hate, all these comments keep on praising him.

[@w0ah163]

@@blunew467 well not anymore, it was a shitstorm before

[@kellencook9059]

I like to think Rhino killed spiderman with his horn right after it cuts to the credits & that’s why there was no amazing spider man 3

[@Wlf-lp1mq]

That and Andrew's controversy

[@aeroga2383]

I think everyone can accept this.

[@thanksforreading33]

@@Wlf-lp1mq what Andrew converversy?

[@idrinkpepsi]

Thanks for reading He was fired.

[@riddhimanchakraborty3144]

Because both the amazing Spider-Man 1and 2 were trash Andrew was trash Peter Parker. So Guess what no amazing Spider-Man 3

[@baval5]

But Peter was right about how take a penny works... The pennies there arent put there by the store, theyre change people got and didnt want. The intention is to leave them there in case someone else wants or needs them. Putting a "$10 policy" on them is just dumb, and could possibly be illegal since its a form of charity.

[@captainflowers748]

Also with Thor I like these moments where he seems somewhat ignorant (for lack of a better word) so he gets to be more funny, so when it becomes serious where he can truly show off his intelligence and problem-solving, it makes him a much better character since he has so much more to offer.

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

the reason why these movies cant hold a candle to the original trilogy is bacause the greatest phrase ever said in a movie isnt ever said "Pizza Time"

[@Eggsther]

Tobey when the spiderman got rebooted again : gonna cry?

[@ErenE2706]

I think you meant “now dig on this”

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

@@ErenE2706 Imma stop you right there

[@ErenE2706]

You can’t do this to me! You know how much I sacrificed??!!

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

@@ErenE2706 Its over Eren, I have the high ground

[@segul2309]

Gwen's Dad: Keep Gwen outta this. Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@bruv1835]

This really hurts me say it but i have to confess… you fell off. This is coming from someone who used to admire you for around 3 years! You used to be my biggest role model in life but I realized over the years you just dont hit the same anymore please just retire

[@segul2309]

@@bruv1835 wh- what

[@erythroxy]

@@segul2309 ikr tf is he sayin

[@wd3rwexwd]

@@bruv1835 wtf are you on

[@regularshowclips1639]

@@bruv1835 ay can I have some of your products

[@LyricAbyss]

Pros : -Suit -CGI Cons : -Everything

[@Honestmairda]

This thing is, Peter's defense for not giving Harry his blood is "Well look at what happened to doctor Curtis Connor? It mutated him!" But Peter never gave Connors his BLOOD

[@mr.yeet_eats9609]

Bruh. So Gwen's mom is a widow and child-less

[@sebastianzuzi311]

I think she got like three other kids

[@mrinmaydas1]

@@sebastianzuzi311 two sons

[@irongirltoni]

Omg your right. Her life must suck now. Why didn't we get a scene with her in the movie

[@clawww2439]

@@irongirltoni she has two more sond

[@DeezNuts-te4lm]

@@sebastianzuzi311 but her life whiplashed harder than Gwen's neck.

[@Nasgatemk2]

I can only assume Jameson isn't in these movies because his hatred of Spiderman would be completely rational.

[@DarkShadic9632]

“Spider-Man: Menace or Menace?”

[@funnysonicman]

DarkShadic 9632 To quote PS4 Jameson: *HES BOTH!*

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Aaron Hiatt How so?

[@ohboy1113]

Yeah he’d make a terrible straw man

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Aaron Hiatt Never mind.

[@camzabiy2637]

Biggest issue isn’t killing gwen Stacy, it’s killing Emma stone 😭

[@georgiilkov9915]

I love coming here every once in a while and reading comments.

[@chappie2550]

hahaha same

[@chriscarrera1172]

It’s crazy how no one can seem to take an opinion, albeit a bit of a harsh one.

[@razamirza5841]

I’ve never really seen hate comments as extreme as these

[@Migatte]

Its sad knowing how passionate andrew was about the character.

[@chris_0068]

Andrew is a very good actor and you don’t see him that often in movies anymore. Which is sad cuz I really liked him. But hopefully we can see him more in films, this was just a setback.

[@erickluviano981]

Aye you’ll see him and Toby in the next Spider-Man movie

[@Migatte]

@@erickluviano981 true

[@jaredpg7189]

@@chris_0068 you should see Silence

[@Phrate]

@@erickluviano981 wait what

[@danbushnell8043]

If you have seen Life of Pi, then you would know that Peters dad, Richard Parker, was actually a Tiger

[@LifeHappensJustinTime]

That Indian actor is in both movies too

[@jamespope7669]

@@LifeHappensJustinTime Irfan khan was only 53 and died in 2020

[@chocomilkshake9750]

@@jamespope7669 rip

[@snipee9655]

No ur wrong its just same name bro

[@gamingchronicle8349]

xD

[@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated]

The Amazing Spider-Man 1: Painfully Average The Amazing Spider-Man 2:Dumpster fire

[@shadowbon11]

“well akschualy, erm the tasm movies are sho bad”☝️🤓

[@jefftakesdscakes30]

@@shadowbon11 he didn't say that

[@GovinHari]

@@jefftakesdscakes30no shit sherlock

[@EdgyZiggy]

​@@jefftakesdscakes30 No one said he did. What are you on about? 😂

[@jefftakesdscakes30]

@@EdgyZiggy oh ok but this guy is mocking other people

[@alexshaler4810]

“Because the screenplay is a fucking mess.” I cannot watch that part without laughter, I just cannot.

[@rosiebanks5618]

Andrew Garfield's is a phenomenal actor. Hacksaw ridge was something else. He got bad material here

[@PhilliaPhobia]

Amen, i just saw Hacksaw Ridge the other day. He should have won the oscar

[@TruthTheChamp]

He did wonderful here. Not tryna here it

[@MrRe-pg7fj]

Rosie Banks yeah Andrew Garfield role as Private Doss is amazing.

[@toastchan1236]

Good statement

[@Schwubble4444]

Oh yeah, social network is really good and Garfield knows what he's doing when he's given something competent

[@stueygriffith4671]

BIGGEST UNANSWERED QUESTION: did you ever end up wearing the dress your husband bought you?

[@echo12345ish]

Only for three minutes, three minutes of play time

[@TypicalMan]

That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

[@WalterLiddy]

At least he has a thoughtful husband, always buying him things. That poster at least acknowledged that much.

[@gbuumklmu]

Stuey Griffith has to take some damn

[@gabrielwillames]

HEY FREAK SHOW

[@appealtoreason7584]

16:35 To be fair in the comics Lizard has an army of reptiles that followed his command, which would be absolutely silly to see in a live action New York setting, so Lizard wanting to turn people into giant lizards makes more sense and is more of a threat to NY and Spider-Man especially if they would be under Lizards command.

[@Commentor_YT]

The first action of Spider-Man was taking revenge for Bens death in the comics. The responsibility part came when he was about to kill the criminal.

[@raymondmadrid]

Top marvel snaps Thanos snap Ironman snap Tobey's snap Gwen's neck

[@shocktrooperstudios659]

DAMMMMMMMN.

[@Hmmm777]

Tobey's back

[@rubiuslight9915]

@@Hmmm777 You're a genius.

[@gabrielcameraeacao6653]

I read “Gwen’s Neck” and said o w.

[@ryans6309]

Emma Stone looks too old to play Gwen Stacy in this movie

[@dimitrirao3181]

Ngl, my fav part of the first one is the choreography, peter fights like a spider and so does the lizard

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

It’s a pretty good fight sequence, too bad the Rest of the Movie was just okay.

[@pheas]

@californication of course it is, it’s a f*cking superhero movie with a giant CGI lizard as the villain, what do you expect, it’s still entertaining, that’s really all that matters

[@johnrelish6663]

@@pheas 🤣 facts

[@pheas]

@@johnrelish6663 fr tho

[@Us3r739]

@californication you’re not too bright

[@indiesoku]

I love how during the TASM 2 part you just causally hear an instrumental of toxic in the back

[@aegonthedragon7303]

I am so glad that No Way Home exists because it proves that it was entirely Sony’s fault for these movies sucking shit. Would like to see Andrew get another solo film in the future.

[@Maxisamo1]

I just noticed that he played Toxic by Brittney Spears in the background of the plane scene because the music video of the song takes place on a plane.

[@donm1719]

Well done for cracking the case 👏🏾

[@muhammadhashir6136]

I officially proclaim u ( no sarcasm included except for a teensy bit) World's greatest detective

[@janesmith1840]

Wow...that's awful.

[@theotv1647]

@@muhammadhashir6136 No, that's Batman's title.

[@maddniarslan]

Also the James Bond-y aspects of the song since he said that part felt like a James Bond movie

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Andrew Garfield is a great actor, this film was just a victim of shoddy writing.

[@brickskywalker6763]

Ma guy alive

[@saturn7835]

Do 300 people use your yourube account?

[@johnp.smithasimpleman7281]

You are one of the biggest mysteries on KZbin

[@mrnnc6805]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache hi

[@zukuuseviltwin5249]

He was a very boring and dull Spider-Man in my opinion

[@mac4860]

“Which is something we already knew” is an all time quote

[@TheMutantCreeper]

I’m glad that No Way Home utilized that angry vengeful part of ASM Peter’s later parts of life. Makes a very interesting story for him.

[@VhsssTv]

Gwen's dad: keep Gwen out of it Peter: maybe he won't see if I.... put some dirt in his eyes

[@bruv1835]

Diet

[@VhsssTv]

@@bruv1835 thanks 😂

[@Rangerfan464]

You get og points fr fr

[@JumbleBeeRescue]

Bully McGuire strikes again

[@prod.sloppy03]

@@JumbleBeeRescue Bully Garfield

[@O6i]

Yikes i really feel bad for Andrew they did him mad dirty. Glad Marvel could give them redemption.

[@neuro3834]

Them?

[@O6i]

@@neuro3834 the entire team that made the amazing spider man 2

[@neuro3834]

@@O6i "glad marvel could give *them* redemption"

[@1ButtonDash]

felt the same about Jamie Foxx. He got to play Electro which in my opinion is a badass character and he also was not done right in the film but I loved him in No Way Home.

[@officerspooder]

he was in it for 20 min, not redeemed not enough

[@Indeeee]

On point. TASM movies are absolutely atrocious. I never thought that I'd be bored of a Spiderman movie but TASM 1 proved me wrong. As for TASM 2, that shit is the Batman & Robin of Spiderman movies.

[@bobrubins8976]

My girlfriends first super hero movie was ASM2 and she watched it in the theaters, now she think all of the superhero movies are like this and for that reason I will never forgive this Spider Man.

[@dr.biscuitbitch2115]

Cashier: wat daddy didn't give you enough milk money Peter: you'll get your money when you fix this damn door!

[@MollyCyrus00X]

hahaha

[@Bluejaysgods]

What’s the song called at 19:00

[@dr.biscuitbitch2115]

@@Bluejaysgods never gonna give u up by rick roller coaster

[@chitchi8569]

@Izzy Hodson Do u know the name of the song at the very first? I searched Spiderman theme multiple times but I still didnt get it

[@chitchi8569]

@Izzy Hodson Oh :(

[@togathin7009]

10:51 Peter straight up traded Uncle Ben for Milk.

[@ryanm.8720]

Worth it.

[@crazybl1tz88]

i’d trade my own soul for a cup of snapple brah

[@crazybl1tz88]

@@timtheguy2179 (me wondering if that’s good or not)

[@crazybl1tz88]

@@timtheguy2179 is that good or not-

[@timtheguy2179]

@@crazybl1tz88 It is you should be more positive about yourself And I recommend you try the Naked, it's pretty good

[@mdamarcoteoh2446]

Yup. The uncle Ben's death scene feel so damn strange and unnatural. I knew I'm not the only one who feel that way. The whole plot just doesn't fit in.

[@MizunoAoiro]

I love the slowed down version of gone gone gone at 34:52 somehow it makes me wish the song was less upbeat and cheerful with it’s melody and more sad and slower tempo

[@triplixity]

"Spiderman can self heal!" *literally showed Peter with a cold in this movie*

[@akhil6826]

Huh, how are these related?

[@robertwesley7332]

Yeah. If anything, that's just proof that Peter had no reason to give Harry his blood. It only heals wounds, not disease.

[@wafflemcmulligan9186]

@@robertwesley7332 That’s the joke that this guy was making

[@daverobson3084]

We can all self heal. Its called ......healing.

[@robertwesley7332]

@@wafflemcmulligan9186 the joke implies he can't self-heal at all because he still had a cold.

[@SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe]

I work at a gas station. Literally nobody would trip over 2¢

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Yep

[@getinthecrust4907]

Does milk really cost 2c in America? What year is it, 1900?

[@worldwide8339]

@@getinthecrust4907 No... it was like $2.18 or something.. He was 2 cents short.

[@abisspassenger]

I work at a movie theater. The dicks are always the costumers.

[@notsojoerogan]

@@abisspassenger I work at a Dick's. I'm a dick

[@comma1737]

Thank you, I had a rough time watching this and I never finished it. I keep thinking of going back to it because its a spiderman superhero movie and at the time there wasn't much of any other option. I thought ok I'll watch this eventually. Now I don't really feel like I have to go through with it.

[@jordankeller4253]

I just watched all five original Spider-Man movies, and there's something I noticed about the Amazing Spiderman. The Raimi films are a little notorious for their extremely long opening credits. Amazing Spider-Man starts almost immediately. It's like they learned lol

[@Salieri2024]

Considering Andrew Garfield's acting skills, humour, tallness, handsomeness, etc. he could've been a fantastic Spider-Man if his movies' stories were anything like the 2018 PlayStation Spider-Man game. It would just suit him well.

[@dajokahbaby1506]

ik Andrew Garfield would’ve been the perfect Peter Parker if Sony didn’t put him in high school again, like he even has fucking bushy eyebrows

[@crazybl1tz88]

@@dajokahbaby1506 i had a whole joke based around my bushy eyebrows during 5th grade brah bushy brows arent about age

[@adityabhalekar3506]

he is a fantastic spierman

[@JohnsProdzTV]

could of been the best Spider-Man story but they fucked it up colossally

[@shanouboubou]

YES ! YES DUDE

[@workingman9019]

WHY DOES NO ONE POINT OUT THAT THIS SPIDER-MAN BUYS HIS WEBS! ONLINE!

[@ishmamyousuf2595]

wait so he cant afford milk but can afford a whole day swinging worth of spider web fluid or whatever that he used (never paid attention to all the science shit, these movies boring af)

[@GodismyJudge47]

I've never seen this movie, so... WHAT?!!!

[@workingman9019]

@@GodismyJudge47 YEAH HE SEE'S A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW THEY CAN PULL AN AIRPLANE! I THINK OSCORP MADE THEM.

[@workingman9019]

NOT ONLY IS THAT SO STUPID, BUT COPS WOULD BE KNOCKING HIS DOOR DOWN!

[@flashaxl]

The webshooter was sponsored by Sony, of course

[@undoschem4889]

The Sam raining spiderman movies was the first marvel movie I ever watched while at a hospital visiting. Just holds a place in my heart

[@StrifeSoul990]

While I hate these movies, his rage and angst make sense when you remember he's a teenager who never really had the power to misuse. Spiderman always misuses his powers until he really understands his responsibility

[@urmum3626]

Ngl, the "oh no my biggest weakness, small knives" had my dying of laughter

[@ghidorah15]

Yeah, but it worked a lot better in the trailer because it was edited better and they weren't talking over each other like a couple of babbling morons.

[@lakshdaboss7930]

There I made it 90 likes Edit:I guess this is irrelevant now

[@drewski103]

“Is that a real knife?”

[@nestorpylos84]

@@ghidorah15 no

[@tuo5155]

Same

[@Cazziekid]

"Spiderman makes his costume in this movie, so people won't recognize him for his crimes" Easily my favorite Cosmonaut quote

[@mohsinchughtai7727]

69th like :)

[@PCPrincipalsHusband]

That’s what the point of the mask is

[@oliverrasmusson2362]

@@PCPrincipalsHusband wdym

[@deceseze]

j jonah jameson moment

[@lashawnc.9658]

@@PCPrincipalsHusband STOP

[@eclecticspaghetti]

Guys please I’ve been trying to find that big band cover of the spider man theme used at the start of this video for literal years now, does anyone know where it’s originally from

[@ickylady]

these films really make you FEEl like J. Jonah Jameson.

[@user-ky5ev6sk1q]

not rlly boomer

[@robobuddy5745]

Good one

[@adityabhalekar3506]

nope

[@factz2014]

@@adityabhalekar3506 yes

[@mystery4561]

Not really.

[@melvinjohnlouis2995]

Uncle Ben screamed and try to fight the thief, I think at the moment he forget his role and he tries to become spider-man

[@funnysonicman]

Melvin John Spider-Uncle

[@BigFatMonkey9629]

Melvin John lolololololololololololololol

[@funnysonicman]

@@iiGenisysii Dude what the heck, he was just making a joke

[@dj0rtega]

Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

[@lokifenri9475]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dead_Pegasus]

The revenge thing is comic accurate, it just falls apart based on the fact he already knows that it's his fault so he should've learned his lesson already.

[@4nero_Dem0n1c]

I really think if they just made peters character right and keep how Andrew acts as spider man it would make everything so much better like how he acts as spider man at first actually make some sense in the comics he was a nerd and putting on the suit gives him a different persona and the revenge drive was honestly understandable and his point of view slowly shifts on using his powers for good

[@QuiseSama]

I gotta say. Coming back from Spiderman No Way Home, Andrew killed it for me. They redeemed his character in my eyes at least. And I whole heartedly agree that Andrew is a good actor who got screwed over by a horrible script.

[@sloggo3374]

I wouldn't exactly say redeemed, they just improved his character

[@justrok79]

Which got screwed over by a horrible producer.

[@ameen7538]

😂all tobey and andrew did was make a couple reference to the previous films. Like tobeys backpain, "amazing" Spiderman

[@tombofmar5032]

@@ameen7538 that’s all we need.

[@xxMyNaMeIsBeAsTxx]

@@ameen7538 Uhm, no they both had several dramatic scenes, explaining the consequences of being Spiderman and what they lost.

[@themodestgladiator9471]

Tasm1: Captain Stacy: *”promise me to not date my daughter Gwen Stacy”* Tasm2: *”Dates Gwen Stacy and ends up dead”*

[@godofwar234regi5]

So fucking funny it hurts.

[@cleverpsyche115]

Coulda been tragic, except it isn't. So whatever.

[@duck5740]

*Suprised pikachu face*

[@johnbarrientosiii6586]

It’s kinda his fault she died

[@themodestgladiator9471]

John Barrientos literally

[@Vrgl]

at 7:31, when he says peters following a random guy, no, he's not. yes his original plan was to see dr conners because of his connection to his dad, but the "random guy" and peter bump into each other and the same files the guy has, peter saw in his dad's old briefcase, peter then follows him to see where he's going and what he's going to do with the files related to his dads work. It's never said in the movie (i don't think) but it's easy to pick up on from the narrative. Not that important but its worth mentioning

[@RazorGaming2570]

If peter and harry are such close friends then why does he have to sneak into oscorp in the first movie when he can just have his best and closest friend who is about to own the company just get him in?

[@connorlawrence1884]

Imagine if the person who’s intern card in the first film was stolen was someone being played by tobey maguire in a cameo

[@christianmaio7443]

connor lawrence 😂😂😂

[@mtaseli]

Nice

[@joshubruh4629]

Agent Orange, FBI, I'm going to need you to come with me.

[@devonmcgrew2577]

That would’ve been awesome

[@lianbenedek9791]

OMG

[@Enthralpy]

28:22 "Instead of solving already established problems, he's gonna act like those problems don't exist and do something completely different." ok out of context, that's the most relatable highschooler thing ever tho lmfao

[@syressx9098]

lmfao!

[@phevdev]

Ya but that’s just not Peter Parker

[@meunomeelucas8489]

@@phevdev I'm not totally sure, Peter is just a normal dude so I think that in the certain circumstances this could happen, it's like that time in the comics when he tried to remove his own powers because he didn't wanted the responsibility of being Spider-Man anymore but he just ended up getting 4 extra arms. I feel like if pushed to the limit he can end up doing anything even if it's totally against what he believes, like that time when he was so enraged that he ripped off someone's face by sticking his hand to it. Like I've seen some people complaining about Far From Home because Peter wanted to go on a vacation because he was stressed, but knowing how Peter acts when someone dies around him it's pretty understandable, like he is the kind of guy who blames himself for the deaths of everyone who dies around him, that thinks that he isn't good enough, like some time ago when J. Jonah Jameson's wife died and he couldn't stop it, he was really depressed, then he had nightmare where he all his insecurities appeared in front of him, it's similar to Mysterio's illusion sequence in Far From Home, also just like in the movie his Spider Sense was going off, also in the movie when Peter was making his new suit you can see in the display the suit that he made in the comics when his Spider Sense was going off, it's called Spider-Armor MK-2 and it's bullet proof, now while writing this I just realized that Far From Home is more comic accurate than I thought. Anyway I think you get it, if pushed to his limits Peter can do anything even if it's against his own beliefs, I think that this actually makes him a better character.

[@KordonGMV]

@@meunomeelucas8489 Yea but people are dying here, FFH peter just got done saving the universe and his father figure died so I think he can be given some slack

[@meunomeelucas8489]

@@KordonGMV yeah true, this is a problem in the movie, they jump to another story before solving the story that already exists

[@masquerader101]

If I had to see any Spider-Man take on the sinister 6 in live action, it would be Andrew Garfield (perhaps in a Tasm3, idk) Just because seeing him in No Way Home really made me want some more from the character, and Marvel seems to be getting more on track with their writing department

[@jon7210]

after reading comics and really understanding who spider-man is you cant hate these movies in fact they are my favorite spider-man movies

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

I really hate Bens' death in this one. He bumps into Carradine, who while looking scrupulous isn't portraying any hostile signs. He drops his gun and Ben immediately goes for it like a dumb ass. That's the opposite of responsible, that's darwinism.

[@alejandropreciado1814]

He screamed like an autistic person who couldn’t help himself 😂

[@jasonvoorhees2767]

Zain Naji It’s more complicated in states like New York and California.

[@averagejo8906]

Ben was an idiot in this movie, I know he had to die but they did it in one of the stupidest most laughable ways.

[@domenickcanney8584]

That’s facts

[@thesolidestsnake]

I think it makes sense. He tells Peter that if you have the power to do something to save someone you do it. Obviously I'm paraphrasing but I think it explains why he did it. The rest of the movie I cant defend but that part I can.

[@YankeesFan0620]

Uncle Ben’s death scene is so forced in this movie, I was expecting Martin Sheen to look at the camera and say ‘You knew this was coming folks.’

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

The best part of that sequence is when the cashier is like "Hey, run after that guy who stole the money!" and Peter responds by saying "Nah, you were a dick earlier, so here's a witty response instead"... because it's the *EXACT SAME DIALOGUE* as in the first Raimi film! I had to pause the video and laugh at that part (and when Peter starts drawing the Spider-Man mask on graph paper, *JUST LIKE IN THAT OTHER FILM* ) This was supposed to be a new take on Spider-Man, right? So why did they copy those two things exactly as they happened in the Raimi film????? It's so weird

[@xavierackerman6225]

I cant believe uncle Ben died over some milk.

[@worrywirt]

Qrow Branwen he need some milk

[@MidnightKingL]

Ben: You knew this was coming Pete.

[@jones3887]

Gwen in that scene actually says "easy, bugboy", although I had to look up the sctipt online to be sure.

[@jlord5078]

I feel like Andrew Garfield could do a really good Anakin Skywalker.

[@tuskinradar8688]

Honestly, the guys like a Spitting image of Hayden Christensen

[@jlord5078]

@@tuskinradar8688 I know, right?

[@sanskritartistenlightened3305]

@@tuskinradar8688 so true

[@arthurmorgan4546]

I can see it. Like the second prequel kinda era

[@inkdemons1251]

Eww, no, the anakin actor did well. Not a fucking cry baby who cry alot

[@Brandon-yy1ow]

Peter*cant afford milk* College students:first time?

[@Subscribeeveryone]

People can't afford water : first time?

[@platypus6810]

This is the true reason his dad left

[@zombified3362]

Funny how almost everyone was hating on these movies before then NWH happened and they’re all of the sudden the greatest superhero films ever made

[@Dognutt69]

Exactly 😂

[@cooldabdude1566]

The gone, gone, gone song was very nostalgic, however, the movie was also nostalgic. But seeing it now, it makes my head hurt

[@XyzCloud]

Could you imagine being Andrew Garfield and the criticism against you is that snickerdoodle pineapple tall and handsome lol.

[@marvelmonster8840]

*too

[@Joeysaladslover]

@@marvelmonster8840 if you’re gonna be an annoying dick, at least do it right.

[@argo9721]

@@Joeysaladslover bro no need to get mad

[@Joeysaladslover]

@@argo9721 no need to point out a simple spelling error, while missing an even bigger spelling error. Dumbasses should be called out.

[@FingFantasticFox]

@@Joeysaladslover yikes dude

[@ramchop-_-7320]

If J. Jonah Jameson was in these moves, he’d be right about Spider-man being a menace

[@rorythepussycar8816]

He is actually mentioned in the Amazing Spider-Man 2 but sadly never seen

[@jaydee4861]

He was mentioned.

[@BeexDubb]

Or on his podcast like in the spiderman ps4 game 😭😭😭😭😭

[@beastunleashed657]

@@rorythepussycar8816 I hope JK Simmons returns as Jameson in the MCU

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

saumil padwal..Ahaha..ah,if only you knew