The Amazing Spider-Man 1&2 - Worse Than You Can Even Imagine

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[@javanrench2094]

“Did you get your milk?” “Yes” “What did it cost?” “Uncle ben”

[@lianbenedek9791]

Too soon lfmao

[@javanrench2094]

Lian Benedek unlcle ben died 2 million times no one cares anymore

[@lianbenedek9791]

@@javanrench2094 I'm talking about infinity war oof. Uncle ben can get shot in front of me and I wouldnt care anymore

[@javanrench2094]

Lian Benedek this doesn’t have to do with fucking infinity war

[@DanishCamp]

hahahah xD

[@davidoreilly7328]

If No Way Home taught us anything, it’s that Andrew Garfield, when he has proper material to work with, is a fucking brilliant Spider Man

[@Sn00ze333]

fax bro

[@frankieecartier]

@@quirkyvfxx fuck up aunt may dies & mj forgets Peter at the end when spell is reversed

[@waterbottleme3065]

@@frankieecartier 💀

[@abyzz6252]

@@frankieecartier im so glad i saw the movie day one lmfao

[@tjhiller-e5i]

Lmaoooooooo. All fax tho

[@snowy2646]

I’m really happy he pointed out that Andrew is a good actor and it’s not his fault.

[@oui2443]

fr, I think Andrew had much better acting than Tobey but unfortunately TASM just wasn't as well written as the first trilogy.

[@snowy2646]

@@oui2443 completely agree. And Andrew is the most poorly timed spidey because Tobey is the OG, Tom is the new one and Andrew is the middle.

[@Eric-sd3xz]

I think Andrew had the best depiction of Spider-Man. Tobey was the best Peter Parker and Tom have was good at being both. But ofc the MCU had a much better story than TASM. Also, what a coincidence you have the same name as my dog.

[@selfiekroos1777]

The script for ASM2 was poorly written. ASM1 was awesome.

[@eageltheYTman]

@@Eric-sd3xz plot twist: he is your dog

[@happycompy]

Not gonna lie, Andrew Garfield's acting during Gwen's death scene makes me cry every time. He's phenomenal. Him saving MJ in No Way Home is one of the best parts of the movie too.

[@ChefBrownSauce]

I watched The Amazing Spider-Man 2 on a plane and I walked out

[@snapdaddy9698]

LMAO that’s amazingggg

[@ChefBrownSauce]

Somebody doesn’t get the joke

[@henrygutierrez3243]

I watched it on a bus. No one cared.

[@namkeren7297]

Me too but i died in plane now i am ghost for my son.

[@ThePokem12345]

Dude I did the same except I was on a car ride at rush hour

[@kursedmilk]

That dude who killed uncle ben is just out there chillin rn

[@SHINTAB]

@WillFanofMany Carnage*

[@starguy1o163]

Actually the shooter was Captain America when he acidently thought Uncle Ben was Red skull

[@kursedmilk]

@@starguy1o163 hail hydra

[@roguebard]

It grinds my gears how the movie just kind of drops that whole plotline.

[@ozmond]

Malachi Roberts 7

[@beans6232]

Ngl that was pretty chill of the the thief to give peter the milk

[@chiekeziakagha6242]

hahahaha

[@rockwitftm8947]

word LMAO

[@kingsceptile7258]

He just be vibin I guess

[@darkcreeper4316]

Free Milk > Uncle

[@beans6232]

Nico1428 lmao

[@baval5]

But Peter was right about how take a penny works... The pennies there arent put there by the store, theyre change people got and didnt want. The intention is to leave them there in case someone else wants or needs them. Putting a "$10 policy" on them is just dumb, and could possibly be illegal since its a form of charity.

[@enriquepalafox7644]

What

[@Ben-zr4ho]

Yeah he's tripping. That's most definitely how the take a penny leave a penny tray works. I don't know what he thinks is going on here and how he could have never heard of a take a penny leave a penny tray...

[@ambertheplug]

It’s even more strange how he basically says “Why would the customer you just berated, help you” As if in Spiderman 1, it wasn’t basically the same. Peter felt wronged, and didn’t help the person who was getting robbed. In this movie he was berated, in the first one, he was cheated out of money for ruining the production.

[@username-yc3bd]

@@ambertheplug well at least in the raimi film the guy is trying to get peter (who he saw doing flips and beating up bonesaw) to stop the robber from getting to the elevator while the store clerk in asm just expects peter (who to the clerk is just some guy who wanted milk) to run after the armed thief

[@BatMat52]

To this day I am salty about the way they treated Andrew. He would be a perfect mid 20s Peter. But the studio won’t let the character get out of high school.

[@adityabhalekar3506]

lets see what he does in spiderman 3

[@chris_0068]

@@adityabhalekar3506 They’re making an Amazing Spider-Man 3?

[@chris_0068]

IK man Andrew is a really good actor and we don’t see him that often anymore. Hopefully we are able to see him more in movies this was just a setback.

[@adityabhalekar3506]

@@chris_0068 nah. There are rumours that he and Tobey are gonna reprise their roles in the far from home sequel.. SO far wikipedia says it confirmed

[@dustin628]

BatMat: thats a really good point, I think you're totally right about that

[@BostonMBrand]

The reason J. Jonah isn’t in this duo-logy is because his statements about Spider-Man being a menace would actually be true.

[@DavidElendu]

If you take PS4 Spiderman, he was also a menace because he caused a lot of damage too....

[@Maxisamo1]

@@DavidElendu The only way Spider-Man is a problem in that game is if you believe it's because of the "escalating standards" theory, but even callers to his show pointed out hypocrisy like how Jonah helped Scorpion in the past

[@MrAnonymous46]

@@DavidElendu I agree in part, that crane smashed up a lot of buildings and nearly killed 100s of people because he webbed and tried to fuckin yank down a demon's helicopter on top of a construction site, like you're spider-man bro, you could't have followed it or stuck yourself to the underside?

[@NoBody-lj5xh]

@Jesse Davis If I was trying to shoot down a chopper of terrorists, but I somehow hit a chopper of civvies instead, am I a hero?

[@bbjj0909]

@@NoBody-lj5xh ur not a hero but thats not the point, the point was the intention behind it. he was tryna help and failed which is spiderman stories in a nutshell.

[@D.Bcooper1]

Top 10 Marvel snaps 1. Gwen's neck 2. Thanos' snap

[@killme7820]

FBI I have loli hentai

[@nonec384]

Lol thats a old acconct

[@macm4n]

Nah more like 1. iron man snap

[@prototypeoswald1140]

Top 10 Marvel snaps 1. Iron man snap 2. Gwen’s neck 3. Thanos’s snap

[@i_was_neverhere]

Loki's neck

[@dylanchilders]

I actually like Peter’s motivation being revenge at first, and I think the fact that it feels wrong was done on purpose, so that we can see Peter turn into the Spiderman we all know

[@captainflowers748]

I personally think the suit itself should evolve as Peter becomes more like Spider-Man the Hero and not Spider-Man the Anti-Hero. I like his costume as he began to search for the killer, he's more of a Spider-Man the Anti-Hero, I like the concept. But as he progresses in his search, he starts to become more and more heroic and changes and upgrades his attire to reflect until he truly becomes Spider-Man. This movie just flat out gives him the suit because ehhh?

[@JerryMcB3rry]

And marcus making it seem like this is a huge sin is weird to me, since Peter's inital use of his powers after Ben dies is to chase down the guy who killed Ben seeking revenge. Granted in the comic and in the raimi movies it happens way quicker than TASM, but it still happens. I have no issue with peter's motivations at first, just as long as he doesn't stay that way, and he doesnt so whats the issue here?

[@ihatecheese15615]

@@JerryMcB3rryif we are gonna be honest this was YEARS ago compred to now given the context from no way home fixing andrews character

[@ihatecheese15615]

@@JerryMcB3rryalso rewatching the movie the script and direction for these movies are also bad too no way home proves that andrew is a good actor and given a good script he can be the best spiderman

[@aidankeohane3370]

Yeah there’s a lot of nonsense in these movies, but I agree, Peter wanting revenge actually makes a lot of sense. I know Spider Man doesn’t kill people. Neither does Batman, but when Bruce Wayne goes to the courthouse with a gun in Batman Begins it makes sense. It’s what an angry irrational person would want to do.

[@miaaverie3535]

I just feel bad for Andrew Garfield, in interviews he’s mentioned how he always wanted to play Spider-Man and put so much pressure on himself while filming. Sucks that he got so much hate for this film when he had no control over it

[@reddd-77]

Don't feel too bad, he got his redemption

[@reddd-77]

Don't feel too bad, he got his redemption

[@HReactsTV]

@@reddd-77 His movies still are garbage

[@blunew467]

He doesn’t even get hate, all these comments keep on praising him.

[@w0ah163]

@@blunew467 well not anymore, it was a shitstorm before

[@danbushnell8043]

If you have seen Life of Pi, then you would know that Peters dad, Richard Parker, was actually a Tiger

[@LifeHappensJustinTime]

That Indian actor is in both movies too

[@jamespope7669]

@@LifeHappensJustinTime Irfan khan was only 53 and died in 2020

[@chocomilkshake9750]

@@jamespope7669 rip

[@snipee9655]

No ur wrong its just same name bro

[@gamingchronicle8349]

xD

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Andrew Garfield is a great actor, this film was just a victim of shoddy writing.

[@brickskywalker6763]

Ma guy alive

[@Artemis-v8i]

Do 300 people use your yourube account?

[@johnp.smithasimpleman7281]

You are one of the biggest mysteries on KZbin

[@mrnnc6805]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache hi

[@zukuuseviltwin5249]

He was a very boring and dull Spider-Man in my opinion

[@jj947]

Cosmo’s weird beef with the “for you” song has infected me and now I laugh whenever I hear it

[@x20levine]

same

[@Francesco-wi1ut]

Peter: *throws calculator* Calculator: “Here’s Your Change!”

[@raidenshotgun5997]

"Keep the Change, ya filthy spider!"

[@owenpollreis8154]

😂, Good one there.

[@zombified_pariah7720]

HA! -Doc Ock, Spiderman 2

[@G32hero]

Calculator: “butterfingers”

[@vincentchen9542]

the calculator was just sonic in disguise

[@segul2309]

Gwen's Dad: Keep Gwen outta this. Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@bruv1835]

This really hurts me say it but i have to confess… you fell off. This is coming from someone who used to admire you for around 3 years! You used to be my biggest role model in life but I realized over the years you just dont hit the same anymore please just retire

[@segul2309]

@@bruv1835 wh- what

[@erythroxy]

@@segul2309 ikr tf is he sayin

[@wd3rwexwd]

@@bruv1835 wtf are you on

[@regularshowclips1639]

@@bruv1835 ay can I have some of your products

[@Maxisamo1]

I just noticed that he played Toxic by Brittney Spears in the background of the plane scene because the music video of the song takes place on a plane.

[@donm1719]

Well done for cracking the case 👏🏾

[@muhammadhashir6136]

I officially proclaim u ( no sarcasm included except for a teensy bit) World's greatest detective

[@janesmith1840]

Wow...that's awful.

[@theotv1647]

@@muhammadhashir6136 No, that's Batman's title.

[@maddniarslan]

Also the James Bond-y aspects of the song since he said that part felt like a James Bond movie

[@finaljoses]

The thief giving Peter the milk was the best part of these movies.

[@stueygriffith4671]

BIGGEST UNANSWERED QUESTION: did you ever end up wearing the dress your husband bought you?

[@echo12345ish]

Only for three minutes, three minutes of play time

[@TypicalMan]

That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

[@WalterLiddy]

At least he has a thoughtful husband, always buying him things. That poster at least acknowledged that much.

[@gbuumklmu]

Stuey Griffith has to take some damn

[@gabrielwillames]

HEY FREAK SHOW

[@Nasgatemk2]

I can only assume Jameson isn't in these movies because his hatred of Spiderman would be completely rational.

[@DarkShadic9632]

“Spider-Man: Menace or Menace?”

[@funnysonicman]

DarkShadic 9632 To quote PS4 Jameson: *HES BOTH!*

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Aaron Hiatt How so?

[@ohboy1113]

Yeah he’d make a terrible straw man

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Aaron Hiatt Never mind.

[@devont1576]

Harry: help I'm dying Peter: Forgot the part where that's my problem

[@AufWiedersehen550]

ha

[@Petar321_GT]

ha

[@cheesuschrists]

Ha

[@ShimSladyBrand]

You got the line wrong

[@DarkShadic9632]

Ha

[@mac4860]

“Which is something we already knew” is an all time quote

[@randomdude-4353]

This is the universe where J. Jonah Jameson was right

[@tomturtle1018]

Ian Miller this is the only universe without him

[@Mysterio1010]

@@tomturtle1018 well in the second one, he's often referenced and even name dropped.

[@wifisloser1906]

I'm a aham "fan boi cock shell" So nah homie he ain't in it cause sony can't make a good spiderman film (venom is good watch it please)

[@wifisloser1906]

@@Mysterio1010 wtf didn't notic

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@wifisloser1906 Venom is ass

[@dimitrirao3181]

Ngl, my fav part of the first one is the choreography, peter fights like a spider and so does the lizard

[@WaterMeLoan64]

It’s a pretty good fight sequence, too bad the Rest of the Movie was just okay.

[@pheas]

@californication of course it is, it’s a f*cking superhero movie with a giant CGI lizard as the villain, what do you expect, it’s still entertaining, that’s really all that matters

[@johnrelish6663]

@@pheas 🤣 facts

[@pheas]

@@johnrelish6663 fr tho

[@Us3r739]

@californication you’re not too bright

[@Migatte]

Its sad knowing how passionate andrew was about the character.

[@chris_0068]

Andrew is a very good actor and you don’t see him that often in movies anymore. Which is sad cuz I really liked him. But hopefully we can see him more in films, this was just a setback.

[@erickluviano981]

Aye you’ll see him and Toby in the next Spider-Man movie

[@Migatte]

@@erickluviano981 true

[@jaredpg7189]

@@chris_0068 you should see Silence

[@Phrate]

@@erickluviano981 wait what

[@dr.bright6272]

So why did Ben go for the gun? As far as he knew this dude was just a guy with a 6 pack who tripped. No one was in danger.

[@IzaelNeto]

Wdym, there was literally the shop owner dude shouting to get the guy cuz he robbed him

[@heartlessscorpion1334]

Ben was looking for Peter, he's not aware of this random shop owner since he had a flat expression until he saw the gun. So yes, nobody was in danger.

[@IzaelNeto]

@@heartlessscorpion1334 But you know... the dude was screaming, even tho no one was in danger in that moment, if a guy runs away with a gun he is dangerous

[@heartlessscorpion1334]

@@IzaelNeto so put your own life in danger just because of a coincidence and even when nothing has been putting other people in danger? Yeah great leap in logic

[@IzaelNeto]

@@heartlessscorpion1334 Im not saying I would do that, im just saying is not out of logic. Its like saying killing people doesnt make sense, I mean yeah it doesnt, but it happens in real life. To me, what doesnt make sense is watching that scene and going "oh this would never happen"

[@lastsaneman19]

Why did Peter Parker have to steal that intern's nametag in the first movie if he's best friends with the CEO's son?

[@LordOsiris499]

Guy Incognito what... what is...

[@anferman]

you made my day. Thanks a lot hahahahaha

[@dr.calibrations7984]

*The plot thiccens*

[@sheevinit1490]

Guy Incognito You just made this movie 10x better.

[@Liberator130]

Wasn't Harry gone for years?

[@jammedout191]

Captain Stacy: leave my daughter alone Peter: no..no I dont think I will

[@ROCK_UNIVERSE97]

2 movies later.. .

[@propredator128]

Nice reference bro

[@10k.bobbyy]

Only real fans will get it

[@richardb7106]

@@10k.bobbyy no not really everyone can understand it. stop trying to circle jerk your self for fucks sake clown

[@asiftoks]

Robbyz TV it’s literally the biggest movie of all time, everyone and their dog has seen it, I think everyone gets the reference 😂

[@brucewayne7989]

Uncle Ben died over chocolate milk, let that sink in....

[@75JUNAKI]

Bruce Wayne Ha that's even better XD

[@WaikitLie-ed8uf]

The fuck does it want now

[@jaison8263]

How does your utility belt work Bruce ? Oh, I mean Wayne. Shit, I mean Batman.

[@rndmusrnm2763]

stoppp I actually cried in that scene. I mean at least we got a chance to get to know uncle ben before the killed him. In the original series I gotta be honest, I didn't really care he died.

[@SaltusMannus]

A sacrifice well made

[@ademonslayer7130]

The revenge aspect of the first movie isn't a bad concept imo, but there needed to be quicker, more clear, progression as he realises he can do a lot of good with his powers. So he naturally starts helping and saving people more and more as Spiderman, and hunts his uncles killer less and less, until he eventually drops his desire for revenge altogether because it drove him to do bad things, and he can instead look to prevent further tragedies and bloodshed. This would also require uncle Ben's death to actually be tragic and well written. So like, this movie had good ideas, but it felt like either the writer didn't know how to execute on those ideas, or there were multiple substantial rewrites causing the end result to be a mess.

[@buzzoff619]

But Andrew as spider-man is the most comic accurate out of them all, and it seems like there are noone even caring about that fact. You watch this movie for Spider Man, not for Gwen or uncle Ben.

[@Vhsss_God]

Gwen's dad: keep Gwen out of it Peter: maybe he won't see if I.... put some dirt in his eyes

[@bruv1835]

Diet

[@Vhsss_God]

@@bruv1835 thanks 😂

[@Rangerfan464]

You get og points fr fr

[@JumbleBeeRescue]

Bully McGuire strikes again

[@prod.sloppy03]

@@JumbleBeeRescue Bully Garfield

[@Cazziekid]

"Spiderman makes his costume in this movie, so people won't recognize him for his crimes" Easily my favorite Cosmonaut quote

[@mohsinchughtai7727]

69th like :)

[@PeridotAmethyst]

That’s what the point of the mask is

[@oliverrasmusson2362]

@@PeridotAmethyst wdym

[@deceseze]

j jonah jameson moment

[@lashawnc.9658]

@@PeridotAmethyst STOP

[@triplixity]

"Spiderman can self heal!" *literally showed Peter with a cold in this movie*

[@akhil6826]

Huh, how are these related?

[@robertwesley7332]

Yeah. If anything, that's just proof that Peter had no reason to give Harry his blood. It only heals wounds, not disease.

[@wafflemcmulligan9186]

@@robertwesley7332 That’s the joke that this guy was making

[@daverobson3084]

We can all self heal. Its called ......healing.

[@robertwesley7332]

@@wafflemcmulligan9186 the joke implies he can't self-heal at all because he still had a cold.

[@FraggyStyles]

Biggest issue isn’t killing gwen Stacy, it’s killing Emma stone 😭

[@АртурАртуров-ф4ю]

She's bbc slut now, rip.

[@rosiebanks5618]

Andrew Garfield's is a phenomenal actor. Hacksaw ridge was something else. He got bad material here

[@PhilliaPhobia]

Amen, i just saw Hacksaw Ridge the other day. He should have won the oscar

[@TruthTheChamp]

He did wonderful here. Not tryna here it

[@MrRe-pg7fj]

Rosie Banks yeah Andrew Garfield role as Private Doss is amazing.

[@toastchan1236]

Good statement

[@Schwubble4444]

Oh yeah, social network is really good and Garfield knows what he's doing when he's given something competent

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

the reason why these movies cant hold a candle to the original trilogy is bacause the greatest phrase ever said in a movie isnt ever said "Pizza Time"

[@Eggsther]

Tobey when the spiderman got rebooted again : gonna cry?

[@ErenE2706]

I think you meant “now dig on this”

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

@@ErenE2706 Imma stop you right there

[@ErenE2706]

You can’t do this to me! You know how much I sacrificed??!!

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

@@ErenE2706 Its over Eren, I have the high ground

[@O6i]

Yikes i really feel bad for Andrew they did him mad dirty. Glad Marvel could give them redemption.

[@neuro3834]

Them?

[@O6i]

@@neuro3834 the entire team that made the amazing spider man 2

[@neuro3834]

@@O6i "glad marvel could give *them* redemption"

[@1ButtonDash]

felt the same about Jamie Foxx. He got to play Electro which in my opinion is a badass character and he also was not done right in the film but I loved him in No Way Home.

[@officerspooder]

he was in it for 20 min, not redeemed not enough

[@ardavaztterterian1211]

That "Were you trying to die?" at 11:34 almost killed me from laughing XD

[@Salieri2024]

Considering Andrew Garfield's acting skills, humour, tallness, handsomeness, etc. he could've been a fantastic Spider-Man if his movies' stories were anything like the 2018 PlayStation Spider-Man game. It would just suit him well.

[@dajokahbaby1506]

ik Andrew Garfield would’ve been the perfect Peter Parker if Sony didn’t put him in high school again, like he even has fucking bushy eyebrows

[@crazybl1tz88]

@@dajokahbaby1506 i had a whole joke based around my bushy eyebrows during 5th grade brah bushy brows arent about age

[@adityabhalekar3506]

he is a fantastic spierman

[@JohnsProdzTV]

could of been the best Spider-Man story but they fucked it up colossally

[@shanouboubou]

YES ! YES DUDE

[@kellencook9059]

I like to think Rhino killed spiderman with his horn right after it cuts to the credits & that’s why there was no amazing spider man 3

[@Wlf-lp1mq]

That and Andrew's controversy

[@aeroga2383]

I think everyone can accept this.

[@thanksforreading33]

@@Wlf-lp1mq what Andrew converversy?

[@idrinkpepsi]

Thanks for reading He was fired.

[@riddhimanchakraborty3144]

Because both the amazing Spider-Man 1and 2 were trash Andrew was trash Peter Parker. So Guess what no amazing Spider-Man 3

[@connorlawrence1884]

Imagine if the person who’s intern card in the first film was stolen was someone being played by tobey maguire in a cameo

[@christianmaio7443]

connor lawrence 😂😂😂

[@mtaseli]

Nice

[@joshubruh4629]

Agent Orange, FBI, I'm going to need you to come with me.

[@devonmcgrew2577]

That would’ve been awesome

[@lianbenedek9791]

OMG

[@toriori553]

Not only have I seen TASM2 up to three times now and keep forgetting that the secret-train-reveal scene even happens, every time I watch Gwen's death, I just remember that it wasn't as impactful as I keep imagining it was. What we got was a slow, drawn-out sequence shaking us and yelling "She's gonna die! She's gonna die!". What I remember in my head is complete and utter silence as she falls at a relatively realistic speed, before a sickening thud/snap sound as the rest of the scene finishes normally. My imagination made a better movie, and I was maybe 13 when I first saw it.

[@takumin86]

No way Electro is a villain nowadays. He's free renewable energy!

[@sabcapture7411]

underrated comment LOOOL

[@joshuafuller2536]

Not true. Electro can run out of power and needs to refuel when he does.

[@stagelinedpro]

@@joshuafuller2536 WOOOSH

[@joshuafuller2536]

@@stagelinedpro how did that go over my head? He said electro is free RENEWABLE energy which he isn't.

[@browhat7852]

@@joshuafuller2536 you missed the joke

[@melvinjohnlouis2995]

Uncle Ben screamed and try to fight the thief, I think at the moment he forget his role and he tries to become spider-man

[@funnysonicman]

Melvin John Spider-Uncle

[@BigFatMonkey9629]

Melvin John lolololololololololololololol

[@funnysonicman]

@@iiGenisysii Dude what the heck, he was just making a joke

[@Orteguh]

Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

[@lokifenri9475]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Patman494]

The scene where Dr. Connors is looking at his arm's reflection is actually a form of therapy. It's called "Mirror Therapy," and it's supposed to help with phantom limb pain experienced by people who have had an amputation. The more you know.

[@butterball8378]

I thought phantom pain was just a plot point to piss off Kaz in Metal Gear Solid. Neat to know it's an actual thing

[@silong4310]

Look, we've all seen that episode of House M.D.

[@TheSaiyanPrincess89]

This really isn't new information.

[@someoneelse3921]

@@TheSaiyanPrincess89 For people (like me) who have never heard of this, it's new information.

[@chakravartinarya269]

House and that Canadian veteran episode right?

[@joshuakim802]

The part about Spidey putting on the fireman hat almost killed me

[@Brandon-yy1ow]

Peter*cant afford milk* College students:first time?

[@Subscribeeveryone]

People can't afford water : first time?

[@platypus6810]

This is the true reason his dad left

[@fresh_vanilla]

I honestly found his motivations for becoming Spiderman really interesting. Like a darker take of the character where Peter initially sets out to avenge Uncle Ben but doesn't actually become Spiderman until he saves that boy on the bridge.

[@SYMShutYoMouth]

His Uncle dying in front of him doesn’t make him want to be a hero? But saving a random child did? Come on. This movie sucks. Give it a rest.

[@AyuNico]

@@SYMShutYoMouth In a ton of interpretations in the comics, Peter doesn't become Spider-Man until he chooses to let go the rage and guilt in his heart. Read Ditko Spider-Man and the "This be my destiny" moment where he finally lets go of his guilt and finally becomes a hero for his own sake instead of feeling guilt about Uncle Ben.

[@aureum7479]

@@AyuNico exactly

[@tragiic333]

@@SYMShutYoMouth bro him saving the boy shows him how he can use his powers to save people and not for revenge

[@BigeuleLP]

yeah he was nitpicking because it wasnt the real spiderman story. But its way better to do something new than just repeat the story everone already knows

[@ramchop-_-7320]

If J. Jonah Jameson was in these moves, he’d be right about Spider-man being a menace

[@rorythepussycar8816]

He is actually mentioned in the Amazing Spider-Man 2 but sadly never seen

[@jaydee4861]

He was mentioned.

[@BeexDubb]

Or on his podcast like in the spiderman ps4 game 😭😭😭😭😭

[@beastunleashed657]

@@rorythepussycar8816 I hope JK Simmons returns as Jameson in the MCU

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

saumil padwal..Ahaha..ah,if only you knew

[@aeroga2383]

I watched the first movie with my mom in theaters and she actually walked out when Uncle Ben died. She was like "I've already seen this shit before" then she snuck in to another room

[@joelfigueredo957]

Had she never seen a reboot before 🤣

[@tom97009]

@@joelfigueredo957it gets annoying tellin the same shit. The high school shit is annoying put him in college already

[@Mexi5250]

Did everyone clap?

[@Bane520]

I don't believe this shit for a second

[@saudalkaabi3353]

The Green Goblin actually scared me as a kid in these movies, Not because he evokes dread, it’s because he looks like he is about to transform into a Resident Evil Creature

[@ebaugh7320]

Interesting...

[@Link-pe3tt]

Yeah same

[@pancakemuncher66]

They are NEVER really dead

[@salt5725]

Never noticed that

[@misterio337]

Haha you were a kid in 2014

[@Ryx1990]

WHY DOES NO ONE POINT OUT THAT THIS SPIDER-MAN BUYS HIS WEBS! ONLINE!

[@bbjj0909]

wait so he cant afford milk but can afford a whole day swinging worth of spider web fluid or whatever that he used (never paid attention to all the science shit, these movies boring af)

[@GodismyJudge47]

I've never seen this movie, so... WHAT?!!!

[@Ryx1990]

@@GodismyJudge47 YEAH HE SEE'S A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW THEY CAN PULL AN AIRPLANE! I THINK OSCORP MADE THEM.

[@Ryx1990]

NOT ONLY IS THAT SO STUPID, BUT COPS WOULD BE KNOCKING HIS DOOR DOWN!

[@flashaxl]

The webshooter was sponsored by Sony, of course

[@dr.biscuitbitch2115]

Cashier: wat daddy didn't give you enough milk money Peter: you'll get your money when you fix this damn door!

[@Bluejaysgods]

What’s the song called at 19:00

[@dr.biscuitbitch2115]

@@Bluejaysgods never gonna give u up by rick roller coaster

[@chitchi8569]

@Izzy Hodson Do u know the name of the song at the very first? I searched Spiderman theme multiple times but I still didnt get it

[@chitchi8569]

@Izzy Hodson Oh :(

[@DarkShadic9632]

Aidan Clark Minecraft Overworld Theme or something like that

[@georgiilkov9915]

I love coming here every once in a while and reading comments.

[@chappie2550]

hahaha same

[@chriscarrera1172]

It’s crazy how no one can seem to take an opinion, albeit a bit of a harsh one.

[@razamirza5841]

I’ve never really seen hate comments as extreme as these

[@RyanPente.]

Tobey: pizza time Andrew: don't call me late for dinner Tom: mr stark i dont feel so good

[@yoavdaskal1870]

Andrew had the "don't call me late to dinner" line, he sacrificed human lives just so he can tell that joke, it has to matter in some aspect.

[@kenan5896]

Didnt tom improvise that?

[@turbovirgin924]

Ngl I don't remember Andrew's line

[@vinnregi4882]

Tobey: pizza time. and another 100+ quotes.

[@lcb2839]

@@vinnregi4882Toby: I’ma put some dirt in your eye

[@mr.yeet_eats9609]

Bruh. So Gwen's mom is a widow and child-less

[@sebastianzuzi311]

I think she got like three other kids

[@mrinmaydas1]

@@sebastianzuzi311 two sons

[@irongirltoni]

Omg your right. Her life must suck now. Why didn't we get a scene with her in the movie

[@clawww2439]

@@irongirltoni she has two more sond

[@DeezNuts-te4lm]

@@sebastianzuzi311 but her life whiplashed harder than Gwen's neck.

[@victorpedott7732]

I just love the fact that you put "Toxic" in the background of the airplane scene. DUDE

[@userloser4553]

I thought i was the only one who found that funny lol

[@grandpaeren6839]

Where

[@hutch815]

Didn't RLM put Toxic in the background of one of the prequel reviews?

[@Olivia-dg4fb]

It kinda fits as well, it almost makes that scene look good.

[@SkyLord1846]

Perfectly describes the Spider-Man fandom.

[@RazorGaming2570]

If peter and harry are such close friends then why does he have to sneak into oscorp in the first movie when he can just have his best and closest friend who is about to own the company just get him in?

[@Enthralpy]

28:22 "Instead of solving already established problems, he's gonna act like those problems don't exist and do something completely different." ok out of context, that's the most relatable highschooler thing ever tho lmfao

[@syressx9098]

lmfao!

[@bigOlchad]

Ya but that’s just not Peter Parker

[@meunomeelucas8489]

@@bigOlchad I'm not totally sure, Peter is just a normal dude so I think that in the certain circumstances this could happen, it's like that time in the comics when he tried to remove his own powers because he didn't wanted the responsibility of being Spider-Man anymore but he just ended up getting 4 extra arms. I feel like if pushed to the limit he can end up doing anything even if it's totally against what he believes, like that time when he was so enraged that he ripped off someone's face by sticking his hand to it. Like I've seen some people complaining about Far From Home because Peter wanted to go on a vacation because he was stressed, but knowing how Peter acts when someone dies around him it's pretty understandable, like he is the kind of guy who blames himself for the deaths of everyone who dies around him, that thinks that he isn't good enough, like some time ago when J. Jonah Jameson's wife died and he couldn't stop it, he was really depressed, then he had nightmare where he all his insecurities appeared in front of him, it's similar to Mysterio's illusion sequence in Far From Home, also just like in the movie his Spider Sense was going off, also in the movie when Peter was making his new suit you can see in the display the suit that he made in the comics when his Spider Sense was going off, it's called Spider-Armor MK-2 and it's bullet proof, now while writing this I just realized that Far From Home is more comic accurate than I thought. Anyway I think you get it, if pushed to his limits Peter can do anything even if it's against his own beliefs, I think that this actually makes him a better character.

[@KordonGMV]

@@meunomeelucas8489 Yea but people are dying here, FFH peter just got done saving the universe and his father figure died so I think he can be given some slack

[@meunomeelucas8489]

@@KordonGMV yeah true, this is a problem in the movie, they jump to another story before solving the story that already exists

[@togathin7009]

10:51 Peter straight up traded Uncle Ben for Milk.

[@EdnaKonrad4MVS]

Worth it.

[@crazybl1tz88]

i’d trade my own soul for a cup of snapple brah

[@crazybl1tz88]

@@timtheguy2179 (me wondering if that’s good or not)

[@crazybl1tz88]

@@timtheguy2179 is that good or not-

[@timtheguy2179]

@@crazybl1tz88 It is you should be more positive about yourself And I recommend you try the Naked, it's pretty good

[@jacobkallenberger8903]

I feel bad for Mrs. Stacy. She lost her husband and a year later her daughter to a Spiderman related incident

[@Peremptor]

Pretty sure she died when Gwen was young in the comics and I take it something similar in these movies as well.

[@apollyon4761]

Next TASM villain

[@muhammadeisa1459]

​@@PeremptorI remember her being there at the dinner table scene in first movie

[@Joxshuxa]

@@Peremptoryou didn’t watch the movie right?

[@twenty-fifth420]

@@JoxshuxaI think you can watch a movie and forget what the fuck and who the fuck was was in it. I barely remember Ms Stacy in that Dinner table convo. Most of the table was Gwen’s Dad and Peter just going at it. So like, easily forgotten tbh.

[@drygnfyre]

I never understood in the logic of the film why Spider-Man didn't just give Harry a blood sample. I mean, it either works and Harry lives, or it doesn't. Unless I missed an explanation within the film, it seems there is no reason for Spider-Man not to do this.

[@alexgomorykeisler3800]

I like Nostalgia Critic's theory. His theory is that the scene in which Peter went to the subway and discovered A) that Oscorp wanted to weaponize his dad's research, and B) that the only reason the spider bite worked on him was that it had been made with his dad's DNA, was originally going to be BEFORE the scene in which he denied his blood to Harry. Because in that scenario, he has a reason to distrust anyone from Oscorp, plus he knows for a fact that it wouldn't work on Harry. But the script got chopped up and the final product makes less sense.

[@YankeesFan0620]

Uncle Ben’s death scene is so forced in this movie, I was expecting Martin Sheen to look at the camera and say ‘You knew this was coming folks.’

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

The best part of that sequence is when the cashier is like "Hey, run after that guy who stole the money!" and Peter responds by saying "Nah, you were a dick earlier, so here's a witty response instead"... because it's the *EXACT SAME DIALOGUE* as in the first Raimi film! I had to pause the video and laugh at that part (and when Peter starts drawing the Spider-Man mask on graph paper, *JUST LIKE IN THAT OTHER FILM* ) This was supposed to be a new take on Spider-Man, right? So why did they copy those two things exactly as they happened in the Raimi film????? It's so weird

[@xavierackerman6225]

I cant believe uncle Ben died over some milk.

[@worrywirt]

Qrow Branwen he need some milk

[@MidnightKingL]

Ben: You knew this was coming Pete.

[@samflood5631]

And this was because Peter needed some air and milk after an argument between him and Uncle Ben.

[@ickylady]

these films really make you FEEl like J. Jonah Jameson.

[@user-ky5ev6sk1q]

not rlly boomer

[@robobuddy5745]

Good one

[@adityabhalekar3506]

nope

[@Eli_Perbtani]

@@adityabhalekar3506 yes

[@mystery4561]

Not really.

[@warbossbloodskar3704]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that TONY STARK BUILT THE MARK 1 SUIT IN A CAVE... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

[@I_am_a_cat_]

No he didn't

[@DMKA94]

@@I_am_a_cat_ he did in the first film, although with missile components opposed to a box of scraps

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@DMKA94 nuh uh

[@dasme8210]

True, but if its any consolation, it was a piece of crap

[@thejemstone9219]

@@I_am_a_cat_ what did he do in that cave with a box of scraps, then?

[@jalex.musica]

I just realized another major problem: the first movie tried the hardest to be "NOT LIKE OTHER PETER PARKER STORIES".

[@Shisui805]

in the first one i rlly did like the scene where flash was nice to peter after his uncle died it was pretty heartwarming

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

Making the bully side character one of the few three dimensional characters in the film.

[@zerophantomyt433]

But. He said that.

[@IMTOOHOLLYWOOD]

ngl dating emma stone while filming a movie with her is an insane flex

[@awezomeman2357]

Ig so yea lol

[@frankmerker630]

I dunno I feel cynicism in me thinking Sony gave them both a big bonus to lie about dating for extra and easy publicity for the movie

[@leestock4618]

Plenty of costars date, it's not a flex lmao

[@michaelpeters404]

How lmao

[@shozanhanma2709]

@@michaelpeters404 CAUSE A NIGGA GETTING PUSSY! us as men complain about modern day women, then complain when a man gets some. if geting some is no big deal: inform the 50,000 black pill channels

[@csanders9987]

Garfield would make a great depressed, mid-late 20’s spiderman, like during a true venom suit arc or the death of aunt may or even a good death of Gwen

[@oikakashi9394]

What about odie thow?

[@julienrolle4080]

Peter B Parker from Spiderverse

[@csanders9987]

@Dominic Robles I never thought of it but thinking of them now I kinda see it. More so an Attack of the clones Hayden tho and I could see it

[@csanders9987]

@@oikakashi9394 ?

[@oikakashi9394]

@@csanders9987 what

[@cherrycola542]

I'm sorry but Peter literally blowing up his alarm clock will forever be so randomly funny 💀

[@dugehick3755]

I died when you compared his accent to Tom Holland's rough New Yorker accent

[@bronsonferrigno2453]

Almost as good as, *"FlAsH. i NeEd YoUr CaR aNd YoUr PhOnE."*

[@aj6986]

You’re not dead. How then did you type this comment out? Stop grossing over exaggerating emotions you fookin millennials z

[@ElmoElmoSWAZILAND]

Juy San 😂😂

[@jeremiahvaleska8464]

Juy San r/woosh

[@Mr.Monacle]

@@jeremiahvaleska8464 r/woosh

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

I really hate Bens' death in this one. He bumps into Carradine, who while looking scrupulous isn't portraying any hostile signs. He drops his gun and Ben immediately goes for it like a dumbass. That's the opposite of responsible, that's darwinism.

[@alejandropreciado1814]

He screamed like an autistic person who couldn’t help himself 😂

[@jasonvoorhees2767]

Zain Naji It’s more complicated in states like New York and California.

[@averagejo8906]

Ben was an idiot in this movie, I know he had to die but they did it in one of the stupidest most laughable ways.

[@domenickcanney8584]

That’s facts

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

I think it makes sense. He tells Peter that if you have the power to do something to save someone you do it. Obviously I'm paraphrasing but I think it explains why he did it. The rest of the movie I cant defend but that part I can.

[@g0ffm0thh]

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING *Right after he mentioned how Electro's tooth gap was "Magically fixed" I got a denture advert.*

[@EnosMaker]

LMFAO!

[@veganfeminist8562]

Hahaha

[@cyberdelicxp9125]

Learning A.i.

[@n3ro81]

The actual reason as to why Electro became a villain is the fact that he was pissed from nobody celebrating his goddamn birthday.

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

I think it’s far deeper then that, bro had no confidence was meek and stuff, when he starts getting attention it’s as a monster. All the rage was boiling underneath as we see in his fantasy of talking and screaming back at his boss. The lyrics in theme also explain it pretty well, Times Square was him getting set off after being betrayed by the person he considered a friend, the one who recognized him Spider-Man

[@zt8003]

I like how “Felicia” was probably going to become Black Cat but NOOOO instead of that they have Krabby Patty formula sh*t

[@brucelau2023]

ZT yeah uh huh and Sony totally shit on this movie

[@Senzu_Official]

@@brucelau2023 they completely redeemed it with spiderverse tho.

[@EggsyTheVideographer]

Kaneki 910 they redeemed THEMSELVES not this movie tho

[@Senzu_Official]

@@EggsyTheVideographer both actually. I can guarantee u will hear people talking more about how good spiderverse was than how bad tasm was

[@EggsyTheVideographer]

Kaneki 910 I mean... yea sure I guess your right

[@YooAdrriiaann]

The basketball scene was filmed in the summer of 2011, it was over at my old high school St. John Bosco in bellflower cali. I remember taking pictures with Andrew and the cast!

[@powerofthec5908]

Cool!

[@NotBrycce]

Dope

[@UltimateNut]

Can I see?

[@alirezamodares5797]

Sick 🔥

[@dannymagdaleno4039]

AMAZING I FEEL SO JEALOUS

[@noellec9760]

"the only thing that makes sense IS that nothing makes sense"- Korg (Thor: Ragnarok 2017)

[@josepaz5197]

Hhh

[@davidschoutenjr.4631]

Noelle C you deserve more likes. This comment is really funny! 🤣

[@SmoothGorilla]

Noelle C more like BORE Ragnarok

[@GabesEdtiz]

Noelle C lol

[@johnsmith2.074]

delete what movie its from so only real mother fuckers who know what its from can like it

[@alexshaler4810]

“Because the screenplay is a fucking mess.” I cannot watch that part without laughter, I just cannot.

[@SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe]

I work at a gas station. Literally nobody would trip over 2¢

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Yep

[@getinthecrust4907]

Does milk really cost 2c in America? What year is it, 1900?

[@worldwide8339]

@@getinthecrust4907 No... it was like $2.18 or something.. He was 2 cents short.

[@abisspassenger]

I work at a movie theater. The dicks are always the costumers.

[@notsojoerogan]

@@abisspassenger I work at a Dick's. I'm a dick

[@QuiseSama]

I gotta say. Coming back from Spiderman No Way Home, Andrew killed it for me. They redeemed his character in my eyes at least. And I whole heartedly agree that Andrew is a good actor who got screwed over by a horrible script.

[@sloggo3374]

I wouldn't exactly say redeemed, they just improved his character

[@justrok79]

Which got screwed over by a horrible producer.

[@ameen7538]

😂all tobey and andrew did was make a couple reference to the previous films. Like tobeys backpain, "amazing" Spiderman

[@tombofmar5032]

@@ameen7538 that’s all we need.

[@ChindlerBong]

@@ameen7538 Uhm, no they both had several dramatic scenes, explaining the consequences of being Spiderman and what they lost.

[@themodestgladiator9471]

Tasm1: Captain Stacy: *”promise me to not date my daughter Gwen Stacy”* Tasm2: *”Dates Gwen Stacy and ends up dead”*

[@godofwar234regi5]

So fucking funny it hurts.

[@cleverpsyche115]

Coulda been tragic, except it isn't. So whatever.

[@duck5740]

*Suprised pikachu face*

[@johnbarrientosiii6586]

It’s kinda his fault she died

[@themodestgladiator9471]

John Barrientos literally

[@jjccosplay1326]

If you really think about it, Gwen’s death was partially her own fault. Peter tells her to stay put by the cop car, Gwen disobeys him and follows him into battle.

[@legodcbricks3306]

I bet that his web shooters were from sony too.

[@MChedderbeef]

LegoDC Bricks Lol the new Sony Web

[@cejas4702]

LegoDC Bricks probably

[@kintamas4425]

Hey apparently there’s an experiment that feeds silkworms carbon tube infused stuff that might actually come true (I think in Japan). They were able to create really strong silk. Eventually Sony may actually be capable of creating that Spider-Man gadget

[@jillrobbins9856]

"Oh look im in this movie. Also, brought to you by Sony. Oh, brought to you by Sony again. Jesus Christ at least space them out a little."

[@bespinguard9946]

Bet there was a tiny sony logo on them

[@raymondmadrid]

Top marvel snaps Thanos snap Ironman snap Tobey's snap Gwen's neck

[@shocktrooperstudios659]

DAMMMMMMMN.

[@Farizz150]

Tobey's back

[@rubiuslight9915]

@@Farizz150 You're a genius.

[@gabrielcameraeacao6653]

I read “Gwen’s Neck” and said o w.

[@ryans6309]

Emma Stone looks too old to play Gwen Stacy in this movie

[@althebeastisbay]

I kinda liked when spidey ended up in a fireman’s hat. Its really random but i dont think its supposed to be a moment you dwell on for too long. I thought it was really comic booky and thought it was a nice addition

[@GhostInPajamas]

Spider man has some Deadpool energy sometimes where he just likes to goof off. I liked it

[@thek2despot426]

Yeah, for real. I haven't read any Spiderman comics, but from what I understand, that seems like it would be in character (and it's not like it would take *that* long to put on like implied here).

[@junaydfisher211]

And the thing is that marcus complains that there are almost no jokes and that these movies take themselves way too seriously but whenever there are goofy and funny moments like that he complains that it would never make sense and that Peter would never waste time joking, like I think Peter joking with rhino in the beginning was perfect and exactly something I would see in a Spider-Man comic.q

[@dingledoodles2615]

@@junaydfisher211 ye but the problem with the last one is that he still lets people die lol

[@junaydfisher211]

@@dingledoodles2615 when you choose to look at it technically, yeah maybe some people may have gotten injured or even killed, but that's clearly not what's happening in the movie, it's not acknowledged in the movie, it's not something that actually happens in the movie and it plays no way into the plot of the movie. One of the best parts of Spider-Man is the joking and banter he has while wearing the costume, he's supposed to feel more confident and he does it get a reaction out of the villains, if they get riled up they become more irrational. When Spider-Man fought morlunn he kept making jokes, but he never responded back and it made him worried as it meant the villain felt nothing and was extremely focused on killing Peter. And if I recall correctly, Spider-Man homecoming starts out with Spider-Man joking the entire time while fighting people who are robbing an ATM, and it results in an entire building being blown up, and it resulted in a shopkeeper being injured and his entire business and home being destroyed. That doesn't very heroic or responsible now does it? 🤔 the same thing has been done with literally every on screen live action iteration of batman, he's pushing people off buildings, strapping bombs to people, using guns, driving people over, in the dark knight trilogy he even refuses to save ra's al ghul and Talia al ghul, and for batman it's worse because his number one rule is not killing people, but most of the killing is not intentional for the plot and the ones that are intentional make for good scenes and can be overlooked because the movies are still great overall.

[@jimbonmfc8630]

This video had superior writing then the actual movies

[@tanya.1784]

"you can't afford a milk" that's depressing

[@alanwashstuff216]

It is, and actually happens to me all the time. That's why I hate these movies even more.

[@X3._.n3]

Did daddy not give you enough milk money today?

[@25DARKSUPERSONIC]

Elliot Deverell-White That was uncalled for 😂

[@joediksmol9325]

@nigga el chapo well he made the fluid out of chemicals, and he ran off without taking money, all he had was pocket change

[@samflood5631]

How much does milk cost in this city?

[@judahjb9374]

I lost it at “He makes a costume so people won’t recognize him because of his crimes” I can’t stop laughing

[@jlord5078]

I feel like Andrew Garfield could do a really good Anakin Skywalker.

[@tuskinradar8688]

Honestly, the guys like a Spitting image of Hayden Christensen

[@jlord5078]

@@tuskinradar8688 I know, right?

[@sanskritartistenlightened3305]

@@tuskinradar8688 so true

[@arthurmorgan4546]

I can see it. Like the second prequel kinda era

[@inkdemons1251]

Eww, no, the anakin actor did well. Not a fucking cry baby who cry alot

[@Dead_Pegasus]

The revenge thing is comic accurate, it just falls apart based on the fact he already knows that it's his fault so he should've learned his lesson already.

[@jasonschmucker]

Felicity Jones as Black Cat. Now that's a wasted opportunity.

[@mattjohnston2]

yeah, they didn't have nearly enough characters in that movie...

[@nothanks7063]

Remember when Raimi built up Harry for three movies? I remember.

[@diogomarques9228]

Yes harry was so good in spider man trilogy and was so bad in this for me the worst thing of tasm 2 its harry i hate this harry so much , i actually like to show something about spider-man parents because they never show us nothing, uncle ben the death its great in sam raimi, its weird in here, in tom holland spider man uncle ben never appears, harry dont appears, gwen and mary jane doesn t exist, its nice to have new characters like ned and mariah jones like mariah jones after j.jonah jameson in sam raimi trilogy its probably the funniest character of spider man dont including spider man himself, the problem with asm its they ruined harry, and electro storyline was bad, and the problem with mcu spider man is they ignore harry,uncle ben, mary jane/gwen stacy thats why spider man trilogy yes including the third one its the best spider man films Spider man 2 Spider man Spider man 3 Spider man far from home Spider man homecoming The amazing spider man The amazing spider man 2

[@frankmerker630]

The only thing bad about Harry is that James Franco’s performance

[@adityabhalekar3506]

blame sony

[@Jared-by8oq]

@@frankmerker630 how

[@abhisheksawanthxc]

@@frankmerker630 james franco is one of the best actors and is more relevant than anyone casted in the spiderman series. what are you talking about lmao?

[@Punchodile]

A big plot hole that I noticed was that Norman Osborn lived a fairly long life despite his disease. Why is Harry so worried about getting this fixed immediately?

[@priscillamurray4778]

I think it was because it visually killing him faster than it did with Norman

[@divinityd662]

In real life, genetically-spread diseases tend to affect offspring earlier. Granted, it still is bullshit that he gets to deaths door in, like, 4 days.

[@raf686]

Yes because why would you try to fix a disease that is painful to deal with and also killing you.

[@PeterParkerSpiderMan940]

I don't think you know what a plot hole is. Harry just didn't want to die earlier than he had to.

[@PeterParkerSpiderMan940]

@@divinityd662 He doesn't realy get to death's door. He's nowhere near close to death until he was injected with the spider-serum.

[@Icerope-km9lu]

Marcus refusing to watch The Amazing Spider-Man 2 for four years because it had a song he didn't like is one of the most hilarious and legendary examples of pettiness I have ever seen

[@MrCannon117]

Why is Harry’s life cut literally in half when Norman got to live until his 40’s or 50’s 😂

[@lucaleone4331]

This was always my thought. Like....why is he already dying? lol

[@kaponosucks]

@@lucaleone4331Ummm because he has it differently why is that hard to understand?

[@lucaleone4331]

@kaponosucks whyre you stalking my comments you freak. Get a life.

[@spottymaxy1628]

​@kaponosucks then they should of actually taken the time to develop it more

[@daseafrate2025]

​@@spottymaxy1628should have*

[@TheMayhemMutant9047]

Captain Stacy: I want you to stay away from Gwen so she'll be safe. Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@trmpt35]

ILL STAY AWAY FROM GWEN WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR 🚪

[@pandagames3193]

Have my 69th like sir

[@CantRapForNun]

In the ones words of amazing Spiderman two the game Peter Parker “Not my problem”

[@infjelphabasupporter8416]

28:22 "Instead of solving his problems, he's gonna act like those problems don't exist, and do something completely different" *That's relatable as hell though*

[@diegotm4365]

Just like me

[@judeannethecandorchannel2153]

Truth~😄

[@awesomesauce2000]

@person person but... it is relatable. Very relatable. That's the point.

[@mbc777]

@@awesomesauce2000 still doesn't make it good

[@mattgowrie8580]

@@mbc777 I mean, a lot more ppl can relate to how he is in this movie. Not so much the kid who's a genius but is also the biggest geek anyones ever seen.

[@motnurky7055]

Peter randomly running into Max or saving him during the "Spiderman helping people" montage would've been a much better fit