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[@lúki-ang]

The worst part is that the CGI in these movies is legitimately very competent and actually stays fairly high quality throughout these films

[@strikerecho2592]

You can thank ILM for that. They worked on these movies and Michael Bay was particular with having these Robots feel like they fit within the real world.

[@cukkucake]

It’s genuinely the best thing about these films, which is a shame that everything else about them is terrible

[@lifeisberserk9566]

@@cukkucake the soundtracks are AMAZING

[@moritz505]

I disagree. it's the best part. these movies might not be good or even decent movies, yet I find them to be great entertainment. Great visuals, great sound design, great music. they might not make any sense, yet they are great to just zone out, turn off your brain and enjoy some brain dead fun.

[@lifeisberserk9566]

@@moritz505 exactly 💯

[@wat1614]

Fun fact: Peter Cullen (optimus voice actor) said in an interview that he didn’t want to say some of the lines

[@thecollector4332]

“Give me your face”. Lord that’s character assasination.

[@wat1614]

“You die yaargh” while ripping off shockwave’s eye with his bare hands

[@thecollector4332]

@@wat1614 God so horrible. Poor Cullen.

[@nutrock522]

@@thecollector4332 that line is somehow funny and scary at the same time

[@WardenKaz]

Peter Cullen is probably the only person involved in production that actually cared about the source material

[@NeatNat]

The Decepticons are canonically the good guys because they're not racist.

[@ridleyformk1244]

How are the autobots racist?

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Transformers 5: Allow me to introduce my self.

[@NeatNat]

@@ridleyformk1244 They're not _actually_ racist but only the Autobots have characters that are racial stereotypes.

[@superkeaton9912]

They want the humans and Autobots to die and honestly, more power to them in these fucking movies.

[@adrenalinevan]

Autobots work for the US killitary. Decepticons don't. Knuff ced.

[@NICKatronMC]

15:47 “They’re getting the same camera angles as the romantic duo.” The fact Micheal Bay indirectly gave Megatron/Starscream shippers fan service with this moment…

[@optillian4182]

bruh

[@sargelily7676]

Bruh

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Bruh

[@owenbeasley2606]

Bruh

[@felixanimations2847]

love how there is just 4 replies saying "BRUH"

[@aivalera]

I like how Marcus’s cat can sense his distress and is trying his/her hardest to help him through it.

[@loganbigmo]

He calls the cat a 'he' at the end of the video.

[@azuill1126]

That's Nicky he's a very good boy :)

[@victoria_m13]

and in the end chewing on him 😂

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Every time he pops up, it's great. His appearance in the first Tall Girl is one of my favorites. 😂

[@monsterjambrony]

It’s what cats are for.😊

[@BREADSWORD]

the GMC truck logo having almost as much screen-time as its protagonist is galaxy brain honestly

[@Spamus]

Yeah legit that is impressive camera work

[@htown11465]

Love your work Breadsword!!!

[@vintheguy]

yeah it also wasnt racist

[@lyonheart501st]

oh, henlo breadsword

[@TheAddict8]

Oh sheet it’s breadsword 🙌🏽

[@expendableindigo9639]

Fun fact about the God of War joke: the voice actor for Optimus hated these movies because Optimus was too savage and devoid of a moral center.

[@mr.ilikespam6081]

Optimus completely brutalized the main villian so that makes sense

[@deltaknight2764]

Makes TOTAL sense. Optimus (in general and in all continuities) feels like someone who only acts like that when he's pushed to his limit. Always trying every single possible peaceful option before going Kratos because it's the only way left.

[@dingle2987]

Transformers 3 Optimus. K them all!

[@expendableindigo9639]

He has such great quotes as “give me your face!” And “mmm- you die!”

[@andreware2039]

Age of extinction was definitely the tipping point where he completely didn't give a shit 😆

[@siremil7177]

My favorite part of this entire video is at 17:55 when Marcus off-handedly jokes "We can´t read, ´cause we´re racist caricatures of black people" and then the goddamn "movie" literally makes that the next line. Cut to defeated Marcus. "... I was joking" Perfection.

[@MachineD3vil]

The worst thing? They got Tom Kenny voicing one of the twits

[@superxavxii421]

@@MachineD3vil lol, he did so amazing in animated but they had him voice some of the worst characters in the bay films.

[@enby_kensei]

Like it would've been better if they said some shit like "We can't read runes" or "nah that's the old language, we never learned to speak it" but they just went with the race gag

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Marcus: “We can’t read because we’re racial caricatures of black people.” The movies: “We can’t read because we’re racial caricatures of black people.” Marcus: *Aight I’m gonna just die now.*

[@reddonut1518]

This movie literally didn’t have writers, like that’s not a joke. Or at least all of the writers quit after like a month of production

[@TokuWaffle]

I heard it was due to the 2008 writers' strike. they anticipated it by getting the writers to make an outline before they went on strike, but it still made us end up with... this. also that same strike likely caused the amount of reality TV we have now...

[@97Fenrir]

@@nickolaiproblem even little 12 year old me felt that movies felt REALLY weird around those few years, whether it was the writers strike or the economy collapsing. it wasnt until this year that i connected those dots and had an "aaaahhhhhhh ok" moment

[@bruisedjinx]

@@TokuWaffle well reality TV was very much a thing before the strike. Although it was mostly in the form of dating shows. I was such a dating show junkie and there were so many, it was wild. Survivor and Big Brother were very much already established and many reality show competition shows follow their format. I even think the family type shows were popular with The Osbornes and such. Even before all that, there was The Real World on MTV. Ok, that was kinda a rabbit hole I went down and I didn't mean to and all I really wanted to say was that yes, some more reality shows probably came out of the strike but more so the strike was responsible for killing lots of shows, most notably (for me), Heroes. That was... unfortunate.

[@reddonut1518]

I got a screenshot at 420 likes let’s go

[@LucienVonKreuz]

I was gonna like your comment but you have exactly 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin it, hail satan!

[@beclops]

"We don't wanna watch any more Transformers movies" Well perfect because after all of the rest of them you get to watch a Bumblebee movie.

[@jorgel.quiroz8862]

It's legit super sad that it took them 5 shitty movies to get a Transformers movie right and that's the one that flopped.

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@jorgel.quiroz8862 I know and honestly I don’t blame Marcus for losing hope for the Transformers franchise after 2 movies I would’ve stop watching Transformers movies

[@jorgel.quiroz8862]

@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo third one is better tho. Not good mind you, but way better than this absolute piece of shit.

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@jorgel.quiroz8862 agreed and I can’t believe people keep calling this movie “good” it baffles me people think this movie is good

[@ValkInnit]

@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo I get the most enjoyment out of ROTF than any of the other ones, it's just so dumb that I love it

[@icedcapplord710]

I'm not even ready for their reaction to Mudflap and Skids or Devastator's wrecking ball testicles

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

@Rayna Carraway He literally has wrecking balls for testicles.

[@icedcapplord710]

@Rayna Carraway yes. Devastator has wrecking...BALLS

[@c0quinha]

unfortunately the testicles situation didn't happened, i wouldn't mind if marcus kept just the audio for just this scene

[@Gatherway]

@Rayna Carraway there is actually behind the scenes footage of the moment when he presents the very idea to one of his producers. He is nearly beside himself with amusement.

[@Satherian]

Man, the combiner scene is so cool. The whole mech is awesome looking And then they ruin it with a testicles joke

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

19:24 The pain in which he said "THEY GET *WORSE!"* was hysterical

[@TheMediaStriker]

Dark of the moon and bumblebee: Am i a joke to you?

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@TheMediaStriker Bumblebee is a mediocre movie but let’s be honest not as bad as beyformer movies I rather watch the bumblebee movie

[@godzillakaijuboy]

Fun fact, this movie had an extremely, extremely, basic script. Like, no script.

[@mukeshfrompakistan1014]

Nice name lmao

[@patriot459]

It had a script?

[@guccifer764]

Wasn’t it written during the writer’s strike? I cant imagine that did it many favours.

[@ChipClipGotGrip]

You can definitely tell

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

I thought this movie just had a bunch of action scenes with some dialogue in between that kind of explained what was going on.

[@GamesOverMovies]

"we should have watched Resident Evil" I hope you're talking about Resident Evil Apocalypse, and YES, you freakin should have.

[@noviember]

them making fun of the Resident Evil Live-action movies would be great

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear alek

[@thereestersheetser543]

@@AxxLAfriku Tommyinit is funnier

[@munkee_man]

@@thereestersheetser543 Who was he referring to though?

[@munkee_man]

@@noviember I honestly love those movies but I do see how bad those movies and how different they are from the games but I do like that even more. It's weird because I grew up with those movies but I also grew up with the RE games so I've grown kind of fond of those older RE things rather than the new RE things.

[@Praxicaeon]

"WE ARE DONE" See you in Dark Moon Marcus lol

[@BigSpinzoo]

Said the same thing 😂😂

[@matthewblohm9563]

Still hasn’t happened 😭

[@hcole3201]

I’m still waiting. Hoping.

[@drakecoleman9939]

@@hcole3201 same

[@adrianwheeler1936]

Bump

[@psethekahala645]

My favorite part was when the black robots said that they didn't know how to read. 10/10.

[@zhongxina8426]

I just can't believe that Tom Kenny is voicing the 3 worst robots in this movie.

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Steve Busecmi voices a bum robot in the fifth movie and John Goodman a overweight autobot.

[@mesousagaby740]

To be fair...he was also on Brickleberry. And Paradise P.D. I think he's in these projects on purpose to prove that he's not perfect.

[@jacobtuttle4311]

@@mesousagaby740 he probably wants people to know that he doesn't just do kids stuff as well

[@mesousagaby740]

@@jacobtuttle4311 The only good adult cartoon Tom Kenny was ever in is Final Space.

[@harrifongostudios]

@@mesousagaby740 more like voice acting is just a job.

[@blacksheep9950]

I actually like the idea behind Alice - she's a Decepticon whose alt mode is an animatronic, so she can pass for human. That could work in theory, but of course this is a Transformers movie so she's weirdly sexualised and her alt mode is inconsistent. Shouldn't she weigh a tonne and be obviously not organic once you get up close?

[@bashfulbreloom9294]

There are some lightweight metals. Also we see later in the series (yes I've watched the entire series) that they work more like nanobots and not just regular robots

[@jpz2009]

@@bashfulbreloom9294 The nanobots thing was only when KSI started making their own transformers, wasn't it?

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

And for some random reason the idea of transformer becoming human concept is never seen again in later films I mean Transformers Animated sort of redeemed this concept despite it ended a month before this film was released.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

They're called Pretenders, popped up way back in G1. We were also supposed to get Headmasters in TLK but that didn't materialize for some reason.

[@QJ89]

The Decepticons have Terminators. They blew it by not bringing in more.

[@erttheking]

Marcus: "We're watching Transformers." Camera *Commits Suicide*

[@jaybone2321]

Much like Optimus, the camera will die with each showing, but shall rise again with each video, also like Optimus

[@Slimshadow457]

The Camera’s an Autobot

[@vintheguy]

@@Slimshadow457 The camera is cliffjumper

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

True the camera is cliffjumper, my guy just keeps dying

[@tatersalad76]

More like: Marcus: "We're watching Transformers." Camera: "I'm not."

[@biscuitboi9478]

I guarantee you, the next movie is not worse. That’s comes later.

[@sakeem5830]

Right dark of the moon is the best one out of the whole live action franchise by far.

[@seru.89]

@@sakeem5830 yes its literally a fact that it is the most poggers movie in transformers

[@captainnermy5608]

First one is kind of good, 2nd is pure dogshit, 3rd is passable, 4 and 5 are also dogshit, possibly on par with 2.

[@MagikarpMaestro]

@@sakeem5830 Definitely not! The first one at least somewhat resembles an actual movie with a 3 act structure and (albeit cliche, unoriginal and at many times childish) natural plot based scenarios. It's also much shorter and paced pretty damn well considering the others are just a literal clusterfuck of progressive noise onscreen.

[@ilikeeverything3699]

5 is the worst imo

[@MrHoll87]

Marcus *in flawless Optimus voice* "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the woman." Lmao

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

lol

[@MrHoll87]

@@ThwipThwipBoom I love your name. Great reference and great show.

[@Clips_Dubbo]

She’s a deception. Literally everyone who’s seen the movie: well

[@colinfranklin5817]

my thoughts exactly lmaoo

[@mememachinegarpiel2202]

It’s a pretender.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

I honestly don’t know how they avoided hearing about the hilariously bonkers shit that happens in this movie for all these years 🤣

[@bennygaray46]

She's a stinker

[@Tester-sh1mn]

@@bennygaray46 Dont lie, we know that you know that you'd smash

[@sourgang2110]

Marcus: *literally dying* Me : Your pain, it amuses me.

[@Buddhastatue3]

Honestly

[@mininukes4ever]

you missed the best part where Optimus "enlightened noble leader" Prime defeats the bad guy by saying GIVE ME YOUR FACE and then ripping it off

[@ashb7]

Optimus "Castor Troy" Prime: "I want to take his face...off."

[@vortektor]

One of the worst ways you could do a combiner is give them junk, it’s not charming, it just ruins yet another character

[@johnnyplto5592]

i mean a huge naked greek monster i think is fine, but the way they focused on it's balls was a bit much

[@BlitzStudiosIsinsideyourhome]

What are you talking about? It's the most appealing feature, I already got my pre order in for the Dna kit with the enemy scrotum for my studio series devastator

[@Crimson28]

That’s due to the 2007-08 Writers Strike 🪧

[@vortektor]

For those who grew up with G1Transformers, don’t tell me you were actually digging these design, like I really hope they reboot the series

[@thegumonyourshoes]

@@vortektor I mean... Bumblebee is a reboot. And the only good live action film because it’s not made by Michael Bay but instead someone competent at his job.

[@anishmurali4028]

Fun fact: The camera didn't die at the end. They just couldnt watch that movie anymore so they gave an excuse. I dont blame them

[@DynaMoose]

Where’d you get that from?

[@1FenFen1]

@@DynaMoose me

[@benjaminarnold51]

I watched every Transformers movie on the hope that eventually, *eventually* the dinobots would appear. And when they did? Boy, was it NOT WORTH IT

[@86Fallowcp]

Whatever, Dinobot Charge fucking rolls and was worth it

[@ericbanks8062]

It may have been the most disappointing part of all the Transformers movies for me.

[@chillguy7687]

My only problem with the Dinobots is that they weren’t used very well after Age of Extinction. Other than that, they looked badass. Michael Bay’s Grimlock is one of my favorite versions, in design. Number one will always be Fall of Cybertron’s Grimlock for me.

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

There was only four of them I really wished the velociraptor that had skittle and M&M color appeared at least.

[@Zap_Master99]

@@ericbanks8062 Basically they were Hulk in IW

[@StockeTepes]

All the transformer movies started to blend together after a while imo... 😂

[@Spongebrain97]

Im glad to say the only movie I watched was the first one while people around me kept saying the rest were "good" 🤣

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@Spongebrain97 10 year old me said they were good, 10 year old me had trash taste

[@chillguy7687]

@@Spongebrain97 The 1st and 3rd are surprisingly good. Can’t say the same for the rest though.

[@Kreeschon]

RedLetterMedia did a video where they put the first three aide by side and the same beats occurred at the exact same times.

[@Evanfromheaven06]

@@chillguy7687 yeah the 1st and 3rd aren’t really that bad just the second one and the other ones are just god awful

[@juanagosto3508]

Marcus: WE'RE DONE! Michael Bay: No, we're just beginning.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I like how the moment the robot farted, the camera went "deuces" and killed itself again.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

🤣

[@bethanychatman9531]

🤣🤣

[@heiwa132]

Lot of misinformation in the comments about the writing so I’ll just clarify for people unaware, a basic plot (pretty much just a synopsis) was written before the 2008 writers strike, Michael bay began filming before the writers could return to finish the script, meaning some scenes in the movie are just complete gibberish because there was literally nothing written

[@86Fallowcp]

And this isn't something new either. Die Hard and Iron Man were being made with barely a script, but thing is, Bay doesn't write for the life of his

[@kamilewarner7597]

@@86Fallowcp the only thinkg fun about the movie is the action really, at least the action wasn't bad

[@86Fallowcp]

@@kamilewarner7597 tbh, rotf had some really good action, even if half of it wasn't readable (Bee vs that red Con)

[@na5794]

Humans: “Why are you so racist?” Auto bots: “We learned it from watching you.”

[@wjamesthegreatest8708]

Optimus Prime in the intro like "Earth: The birthplace of racism."

[@ogeid772]

To be fair, that would explain it, as sad as it might be, plus it would explain why the decepticons arent

[@RedFlash117]

In the first movie thats legit what they said. they learned the language in the internet.

[@maliciousgodz9089]

Ouch

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

@@RedFlash117 Can you imagine the Auto Bots talking like Gamers (TM) or COD fans? Shit would make perfect sense with that explaination.

[@DefNotStarscream]

Optimus in the shows: *One of the most kindest guy in the world* Optimus in the movies: *One of the most violent guy in the world*

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

I always love seeing people react to this brutal version of Optimus.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Imagine the psychological damage these movies would do to a 7 year old who just wants to see the Transformers

[@ailemasvega]

Jake Paul said once that these were his favourite childhood movies.

[@cobaltroguex]

@@ailemasvega That explains a lot, actually.

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

dont have to imagine it 😔

[@spoderman0.121]

Lmao I watch theses movies when I was 7

[@MediaLoverChris02]

That 7 year old was me when this movie came out

[@RJKilroy]

Most unrealistic thing in this movie is that the Chinese government let the US conduct a military operation on their soil

[@tomgu2285]

Yeah so true. Why didn't they just use the Chinese military for this scene... But whatever.

[@davidstinger1134]

@@tomgu2285 Probably because the Chinese didn't have any transformers with them.

[@Redcoat86]

I never understood why the cube shard made natural Decepticons when being a Decepticon is a choice made by the robots in cannon. It would have made more sense to make robots that had no allegiance rather than randomly psychotic throwaways.

[@rubberwoody]

it was explained in the canon of the first movie that when they're newborn from the cube they're basically wild animals running on instinct born immediately into a chaotic scene so they lash out

[@RetroIsaac]

@@rubberwoody If that's true, that would have been the best time to introduce those more off shoot transformers like the dinobots and insectacons.

[@ryebread117_]

This movie's script doesn't actually exist. All Bay was given was a set of events they wanted to happen and they dropped exposition to make them connect in some way. and it shows, lmao

[@ryanm.8720]

This genius strategy was later repeated with the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

[@ryebread117_]

@@ryanm.8720 You're not wrong

[@cleverpsyche115]

@@ryanm.8720 No the problem there was that they did write scripts, but they didn't write the whole story first.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@cleverpsyche115 They did, they just threw out Trevorrow's script for Episode 9 for some reason

[@Luke-3281]

@@ryanm.8720 That’s not true!!

[@privatehudson516]

Back when this movie first came out, TV retail stores literally demonstrate the new TVs capabilities by playing Prime's death clip on them. That fight had countless pixels moving around and there were so many colours contrasting each other.

[@LeoFieTv]

Honestly the robot sound design is kinda neat. I always liked the main sound, the one they played over the paramount logo. It's distinct and alien.

[@movieblocks9164]

Marcus died for our sins. And our sins are liking his editing.

[@McMillanGamers]

"the deceptacons were not racist like the autobots" "The autobots literally came to earth from a waring planet" *Me starting to think MB was subtly trying to make autobots a metaphor for white colonialism *checks literally any interview with MB - yeah probably not

[@memeinquisitor9171]

Thinking there was any subtext is giving Michael Bay too much credit

[@username-yc3bd]

i mean transformers existed before these movies so

[@CKangZ]

from what i remember in the old show and some comics arent the autobots war criminals if this was explained in the movies let me know i stopped at the fourth one

[@lizardlegend42]

@@memeinquisitor9171 hell forget subtext, there wasn't even any text. This movie didn't even have a script lom

[@jotapedonoso4696]

Michael Bay's head is nothing but: _hell yeah, America go boom boom on those suckers_

[@honestmistake8167]

"one of them's gotta be good" yeah, one that isn't directed by Michael Bay: Bumblebee.

[@themoviehound8033]

11:12 “...These robots are so big but so good at sneaking around!” Yeah, Marcus....they’re Robots in Disguise! It’s in the theme song! They had TWO shows with that name!

[@ShirDeutch]

Except, they DON'T put on their disguises when they're sneaking around, they just stumbled everywhere in their robot forms.

[@awareuat83]

He was talking in the context of the movie not the theme song. Smh

[@ShirDeutch]

@@awareuat83 it was a joke smh?

[@86Fallowcp]

Almost as if they were in a cargo ship and snuck around until they got to Megs. Cant blame him tho, the movie doesn't like to explain

[@minaya]

I'm just here to advocate for Bumblebee, the only fun and engaging Transformers live action movie ever made.

[@superxavxii421]

Fr tho. I hope they actually watch it and see what a good transformers movie looks like

[@decadegaming7558]

I WANT THEM TO LIKE IT SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, it’s really good and the fact that it’s the reboot it just makes it such a breath of fresh air

[@FoxyChariot]

It was actually decent for a Transformer movie

[@Just-A-Based-Individual]

@@decadegaming7558 I had a stroke reading that

[@bobgenghiskhan1397]

And The Transformers: The Movie (1986).

[@fart895]

If it makes you feel better Skids and Mudflap are killed offscreen horribly in a canon comic book.

[@TheVirtualObserver]

Oh really?! That’s amazing. 😂

[@imissedthejoke3369]

@@TheVirtualObserver Ya they was suppose to be in the 3 one and get killed but they didn’t

[@Mantis42]

I'll honor their sacrifice

[@AM_on_YT]

"One of them's gotta be good." Bumblebee was pretty good in my opinion. It's an utter masterpiece in comparison to the Bay movies.

[@jerome3941]

you were literally told to skip it, why would you do this to yourself

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

Amazon was right

[@Vegitodraws]

"One of them's gotta be good" "NO! THEY GET WORSE! I'M AT MY LIMIT! WE'RE DONE!"

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

-TO BE CONTINUED

[@doodlebrain6594]

I do hope we get more Markus watching transformers but I can’t blame him for never wanting to do this again XD

[@Vegitodraws]

@@doodlebrain6594 facts, those movies are so bad that they turn good them loop back around to being bad

[@shawncarey8927]

Sadly the "why are we in egypt!?" "SHUT UP!" interaction is like the funniest part of the movie, and happened right after the camera cut. Also the next one is at least better than this one

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

Knuckles: “how the fuck did we get to Egypt?”

[@redroll1935]

@@knowledgeanddefense1054 Exactly what I was thinking when reading this

[@cukkucake]

I really wanted to see their reaction to Optimus killing the Fallen

[@alepenagorbe9135]

No, see, the spinning around is meant to convey romantic attraction. That's why it's on the conversation between Megatron and Starscream.

[@lukeishere4177]

I’m graduating this week and needed something to distract me from the ever impending stress of life. Thank you

[@delfo8063]

Good luck from an Italian professor, your graduation will go smoothly - don't worry.

[@giovannisantos8259]

Same here

[@lukeishere4177]

@@delfo8063 appreciate it man

[@Paravoid]

8:48 "We are simply war mongering cars." Their complete motivation throughout the entire series

[@kcjc]

I distinctly remember seeing this movie when I was around 11, and I realized not every movie I saw in theaters was going to be good

[@luigicampo4008]

You realized it while you were watching it or it was a retro-active realization?

[@pietrocasella2195]

For me it was indiana jones 4

[@tonydub98]

I was 10 when I saw this movie and it was the first movie that made my dumb kid brain go “man, that was a bad movie” right after I saw it

[@kcjc]

@@luigicampo4008 it happened when I was watching it. If I remember correctly it began to sink in around the part where the mom eats the pot brownie.

[@iancruz6617]

Wolverine origin. Yea not a lot of good films during 2009 I can remember

[@michigames1201]

I’ve waited for this for so long, LETS GO

[@zman8164]

Same i didn't think they would do another episode

[@richardwhite8276]

@@zman8164 watch the Previous one it’s so hilarious

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

“The only recorded history of our race was contained within the Allspark.” …You mean the thing that was shown to still be active earlier in this movie that Sam decided not to tell you about for some reason? The thing that’s *driven the entire plot?*

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Was there a book called the covenant of Primus that was like the bible in beast wars, even though Primus doesn't exist in this universe, they would at least have a covenant.

[@struckmatch3400]

I lost my shit when he said “if anybody’s getting a spin-off it’s me”

[@Zenlore6499]

Cat: “End the movie NOW!” *CHOMP*

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Imagine its reaction to Ravage in the movie

[@K1LL3RBURR1TO]

I laughed my ass off at the part where they were saying the humping dogs were not funny. The seriousness in their eyes killed me

[@MandoDin]

Dear Optimus Prime, at least our species didn't go to war to the point where we destroyed our planet and had to move out to another one

[@lisshansen1729]

YET.

[@crikeybaguette4564]

Climate change will destroy it first.

[@GalvyTheTom]

TBF we’re not a species larger than elephants that can literally generate weaponry out of our bodies and reshape them into vehicles

[@mannofdober873]

"We don't do much reading..." Fair. Considering your civilization doesn't have any records to read in the first place.

[@reahslademhA]

The reason his voice is so appealing is the like effortless roughness of it, I can listen to it forever.

[@DESTRAKON]

Your voice gets like that when you speak from the diaphragm

[@Lishadra]

Who, Marcus’?

[@asherneyland8950]

I didn’t know how to say it

[@polter_z]

Not to mention that Mikaela works at a motorcycle shop, and Sam still gave her the shard that creates evil robots out of vehicles….

[@taurinstraiter2325]

I hope when they got to watch the 5th movie they say something like "Hey, remember when Shia and Megan were in this? I kinda miss them" I hope that is going to happen.

[@jam2335]

I love how it only took 2 movies for Marcus to just break

[@toddybecool]

"I AM DONE." July 2021: dark of the moon uploaded

[@jackstugan3535]

"We're gonna hope this one works out a little better" Me who saw it had copywritten material and was blocked from watching it a few days ago: interesting

[@RikuVA]

13:14 You wanna consider the worst part about his dumbass motivation here?!! HE GAVE _HER_ , Y’KNOW, *THE WOMAN WHO WORKS AT AN AUTO BODY SHOP* , THE ALL SPARK BIT! Her workplace is _ONE MISTAKE_ from being the ending of Transformers 1.

[@SavoryFilth]

My parents bought this movie for me on DVD in the early 2000s, it was one of my favorites and it feels like I watched it at least once a week. I don’t think they truly realized how poorly this movie has aged, or that a child shouldn’t be watching it.

[@astronomical3342]

Its stupid

[@paulmaloney4387]

This was the first movie that ever made me think to myself: "I'm so mad I spent money to see this"

[@sonfoku73]

Love coming back to this video, never seen Marcus suffer so much before. It's hilarious watching his mind comprehend how such a bad movie could be made.

[@eldragonball14]

The Bumblebe movie is actually pretty good.

[@ninjanibba4259]

Not

[@superxavxii421]

It's the best one tbh

[@jaybone2321]

Bees

[@succubastard1019]

@@superxavxii421 That's not a high bar

[@punchcounterpunch9137]

Yes it’s like the best of all, mainly because is not directed by Michael Bay

[@bobgenghiskhan1397]

I would definitely watch a full movie narrated by Peter Cullen’s Optimus Prime.

[@RealPantsMan]

RIP To the Dark of the Moon reaction 😔

[@RealPantsMan]

Bad news

[@jacqueslin8178]

The only good thing I would say about this movie was how they designed, created, and animated Devastator transforming/combining. That was probably the only thing I really liked about it.

[@nerds-nonsense]

you mean you *didn't* like the giant testicle scene??/s

[@josephstone4842]

I’m tempted to request that they watch more transformers

[@user-jca-jediavenger]

Ah yes, a film of many great quotes, such as Optimus' most iconic line "Give me your face!"

[@sebastiansuazo2734]

Wasn't "give me your faith"

[@mikesmith145]

@@sebastiansuazo2734 nope

[@TY00702]

The whole reason Micheal Bay uses the fly around shot so much is cause his favorite movie is WEST SIDE FUCKING STORY

[@wigglewigglevigil]

You should just do a “Directed By Michael Bay” series and suffer more for our entertainment.

[@SeaTimeless]

The would get to watch The Rock, which was a fun movie last time I watched it.

[@tatersalad76]

This is the dude-bro cosmonaut variety hour movie series to balance out the teenage girl Twilight variety hour and no one can change my mind

[@guccifer764]

Yet I’m 100% certain Marcus enjoyed twilight way more than transformers.

[@tatersalad76]

@@guccifer764 without a doubt

[@danejohnson9906]

Every time I watch this Marcus’ excitement over the Naruto poster gets me

[@Jiggleslinky]

You can't quit now! You gotta get to the one where Optimus straight up executes a guy who's begging for mercy!

[@strikerecho2592]

Honestly sad that KZbin took down the Dark of the Moon vid. 😔 Edit: Nvm it’s back up. 🥳 Edit 2: And it’s been removed, again. 😭

[@RonoMorph]

The nostalgia for these movies is very high for me, used to love them as a kid. Still do, although I can really see the stupid shit that's in them aswell hahaha

[@shrimpkraken]

Same

[@sardinestheoldaccount6873]

Yeah, there kinda shit, but man was I hyped watching em as a kid

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

They're so bad they're good

[@SaikyoKoutei]

13:40 the best part

[@Sarriuz]

"I'm at my limit" on the second one. Lol Well age of extinction isn't as bad. But the rest are ... well not great. XD

[@TheVirtualObserver]

I personally like the second half of Dark of the Moon. It’s mostly just robots fighting each other and destroying Chicago with the human element either kept to a minimum or actually contributing to things. Oh and the intro with the whole ship sequence.

[@Sarriuz]

DOTM is also pretty good actually, yeah. You 2 are right.

[@aleximusmagnus]

DOTM was incredible

[@Madderthanjoker]

Fun fact: this movie happened when Hollywood went through a writers strike. This shit was scuffed before they even knew what to film lmao.

[@hoff4301]

I kind of hate how predictable Michael Bay is, and the fact you predicted half of what happens in this super chaotic mess is insane

[@odysseylotus4]

13:35 Fucking hell, this was filmed at my university, I lived in those dorms last semester. My life is cursed.

[@odysseylotus4]

In advance, it's the Quad at the University of Pennsylvania.

[@jessecollins3652]

My friend and I saw the first transformers movie when we were like 5. When we went to see the second movie, our moms took us took us out of theater because it was so inappropriate.

[@DavidSedano]

I am so sick right now and my throat is killing me but I can't stop binging these videos and putting up with the pain

[@thilsiktonix]

Hopefully it doesn't hurt to laugh too much.

[@spencerredmon3569]

That "I'm at my limit" was so sincere and so intense

[@gabrielwalton4097]

I just finished watching the first transformers picture show, so this is good timing!

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

The Deceptions want revenge because the Autobots called them n words.

[@st0rm3325]

I remember my dumb foolish child brain loved this movie. Then I rewatched it years later and cringed at the sexually aroused robots.

[@sombrashadow0013]

I believe Tom Kenny, who voices one of the twins, apologized for it. Even he knew how bad it was

[@wyattholbert7987]

Marcus you gotta finish them all because your an epic bro

[@MartialKaiju98]

It’s back! This is one of my favorite commentary videos you’ve done yet! I feel sorry that these videos get blocked and that you have to suffer through these “films”.

[@kwisatz4292]

10:50 I’ve been dying from this for 2 minutes now.

[@LadyIronHeart]

I like these movies no matter how bad they are, I know they're trash but honestly they're my guilty pleasure XD

[@DESTRAKON]

Ikr, Like they're dumb but they're fun, Im pretty sure everyone knows that's the vibe they were going for. aside from a few people that like to trip about everything.

[@LadyIronHeart]

@@DESTRAKON like yeah exactly!

[@b3nl555]

i especially love optimus's dumb lines when beating the shit out of decepticons

[@kamilewarner7597]

@@LadyIronHeart yea the only reason I watch some of the movies is for the fight scenes

[@ronniecaudle8858]

For sum reason there still sum of my favorite movie series

[@cancerousswine9646]

The 3rd one is actually the best one. 4 and five is where they really fall off