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[@cosmonautvarietyhour]

Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon

[@gingycat2395]

I now know how to spell jargon

[@miwhale2614]

I’m just happy you finally did transformers

[@qdhran9522]

You said tummy now I hate you

[@lebaguette7392]

Bonjour?

[@TrippaMazing87]

Bleep bloop I am a cube

[@joyisntfunny]

The most unrealistic bit in this movie is the black guy screaming “shut up grandma” and living.

[@donovanjohnson6123]

LMAOOO FR 😭😭

[@khalilgray6391]

Yo deadass💀💀💀

[@kunevil6688]

She turned his ass in to the government

[@JerkingtheGerk]

Dude, I would've gotten smacked with a belt for something like that.

[@YaNoAwantoMas]

Lol blacks

[@rogergoza3180]

“Should we save Bumblebee?” “He literally cannot talk, what is the point” Holy fuck

[@raccoon3440]

that part was hilarious

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Then later in the film...

[@ryanm.8720]

"Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind." - Optiprimus, Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube

[@b3nl555]

@@ryanm.8720 optipus

[@toren2099]

Guess that means fuck snake eyes

[@enby_kensei]

Ah yes, the classic transformers characters: -Optimus Prime -Bumblebee -Megatron -Jazz Transformers -Smashmouth -Sand Robot -Dr. Fuck, PhD -Skullfuck

[@seanontheradio1016]

Don’t forget Baja Blasted

[@rigrug1]

Wait until they watch the later movies. There's literally a decepticon called mohawk.

[@smilo7529]

you forgot girl

[@bebo2629]

What about Mountain Dew bot?

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

Wait until they watch the later movies. Theres literally a decepticon called "Nitro Zeus"

[@breezingby2611]

There’s actually at least one time that Transformers acknowledged the weirdness of the Decepticon’s name The cartoon Transformers Prime had an episode where Optimus was amnesiac and convinced by Megatron that the Decepticons were the good guys Eventually Optimus asks why the good guys would have such a malevolent sounding name Megatron claims that it was an insult used by the Autobots against them, and they decided to embrace the name Yes, I’m a nerd

[@PaladinGuy]

John Cena's character brings it up in the Bumblebee movie. It's along the lines of "Can we really trust these guys? They call themselves 'Decepticons.' You know, like *deception* ."

[@southpaw117]

@@PaladinGuy John Cena was in that movie?

[@livispuzzled]

YO WAIT TRANSFORMERS PRIME? FLASHBACKS OMG

[@mr.a-list1272]

I remember that episode

[@Isaacthedank]

I loved that

[@drewforchic9083]

Can't believe you didn't point out that the only Autobot to die was Jazz. They even killed the black transformer.

[@overdrive8808]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justaspectre2717]

I was looking forward to that being put in when they pointed it out lol

[@joshuasutherland6692]

Of course he was a Pontiac too :/

[@dapperduck4319]

Oh my god🤣

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Mudflap and Skids were based on Black stereotypes and they didn't die in the sequel.

[@z0mbiejr.757]

“Bumblebee literally can’t tell them shit” that fucking killed me.

[@samuelbrock]

Bro same lol

[@khalilgray6391]

Yo my stomach was fucking hurting from that shit💀💀💀

[@Ebolaface]

hilarious

[@cloneboi1903]

I was drinking some tea and I had to spit that shit back into my cup because that line killed me plus the other guys reaction

[@istan7412]

11:01

[@lorzazu_zay]

The fact that Amazon tries to recommend the third movie after watching the first movie - and completely skipping the second movie - is just too funny.

[@lonewolf9578]

Tbf aside from the matrix and megatron getting revived the second film is pretty irrelevant And maybe the opening scene

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

@@lonewolf9578 Also The Forest Battle, Sideswipe and Soundwave oh Starscream's tattoos.

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 Yea just ignored the second movie.

[@gv82089]

@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo Ignore the rest too while you're at it lmao

[@theblueone_14]

One of the only cool things in that movie is when devastator combines

[@duhimdave]

8:50 "What's cracking, little bitches?" I honestly thought they had inserted a meme there or something. Nope. That was part of the movie.

[@ClericOfPholtus]

Even better is he'd on Earth for like hours

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@ClericOfPholtus And yet he act like any stereotypical black man in media.

[@diegoowen-lara6229]

“Talk to little children that your bombing” Fucking killed me

[@AxxLAfriku]

It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fiego

[@glendarjj3991]

Yeah lets go to war!

[@mikaxms]

*you're

[@multifandomz8221]

i'm still laughing

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

@@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere, Jesus Christ

[@saltypickle7758]

Fun fact: my dad was in this movie! He was the helicopter pilot that got shot down by Star scream when Sam was about to give the cube to the helicopter.

[@antisora13]

I’m sorry for your loss. F

[@jimmnotjames5235]

@@antisora13 bruh, lmao

[@codered1132]

RIP 🪦🌹 In loving memory of your father that was pilot #2

[@jimmnotjames5235]

I'm really sorry "dorito me" killed your father

[@codered1132]

@@jimmnotjames5235 “I say that’s bad comedy”

[@FranK-tg7ou]

“This is smash mouth” Not an inaccurate name for a decepticon

[@cherrychocolate1434]

Yeah. Remember all those awful Decepticons from The Last Knight? Like Nitro Zeus and Mohawk?

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@cherrychocolate1434 My gosh they were just hasbro commercials

[@CollinBuckman]

There's literally a Decepticon in the comics named Flamewar lmao, Transformers have some weird names.

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@CollinBuckman True

[@vintheguy]

I can't wait for the new cartoon featuring the newest transformer, "Turd-Drift"!

[@rayenaouadi3190]

Damn, imagine having "comfy" times with your gf while a bunch of sentient robots just sit nearby watching... probably silently judging your technique

[@johnthemangood8700]

*wheeze*

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Not only that, but imagine going to third base _on top of one of the sentient robots_ while others are just right there, parked around you. There is no way that situation is hot for anyone involved.

[@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248]

maybe they into that kinky situation

[@mr.marvel3643]

@@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248 ayo what did you say?!

[@unclephillymya]

WWWHAATTT I’VEE DOOOoneee

[@531d4]

“Bumblebee stop lubrucating the man”

[@schemaricvg4221]

Haha pp

[@salemb9109]

pee = funny. This is the level of comedy you can expect from cinematic auteur Michael Bay

[@drakep.5857]

Pee Laugh

[@glendarjj3991]

That why I love transformers. Its such a mature film

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

Pp word, very funny, I’m crying

[@gingycat2395]

Seeing picture show pop up in my notifications is like seeing water in the middle of a desert.

[@rayjaeger7014]

yes completely

[@liamnope3268]

dune meme?

[@pad1239]

same same. this just made my day

[@Light-mp5hj]

So true

[@tomb4289]

yeah i know - after a month aswell

[@Awesome_Pichu]

Broke: People thirsting after Megan Fox Woke: Marcus grossed out by how sweaty she is

[@Mrrolythepoly]

Marcus aint no simp for the Prettys

[@patrickkilduff5272]

You can pretend if you think it makes you fit in better...that woman is beautiful

[@DESTRAKON]

Bespoke: there's nothing on the engine for her to yank at like that with her bare hands

[@livispuzzled]

she’s beautiful but she looks so ✨greasy✨ in this

[@Mrrolythepoly]

@@livispuzzled Simp?

[@xdlmao42]

Baja blasted is so fucking perfect how does he think of that on the spot

[@loganlapoint4632]

the only thing better is if the mtn dew bot said you about to get baja blasted

[@curlyfriboi655]

@@loganlapoint4632 Baja blast wasn’t a thing when this movie came out lmao

[@loganlapoint4632]

@@curlyfriboi655 ya we know where making jokes cause it sounds so good and funny

[@mctwist2328]

@@curlyfriboi655 Baja Blast came out three years before this movie. Why just say shit when you have no idea what you're talking about?

[@mr.fettesq.7705]

@@curlyfriboi655 yea it is... Baja Blast has been around for years before this movie came out...what are u even saying??

[@thothunter8649]

The ‘’He’s our bravest soldier because he can’t fucking talk’’ gag had me dying

[@antonymilne1346]

The "What's the point?!" Ruined me

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@antonymilne1346I hope you feel better

[@theceoofeggmansempire5214]

Reminds me of that time when Soundwave was captured in Tfp

[@jordanboyd5587]

"These shots look like car commercials!" That's cuz Micheal Bay directed car commercials before he directed movies.

[@jimmnotjames5235]

And the later movies look like commercials because of the amount of product placements

[@theligerloverman]

Wasn't he the one who directed the got milk commercial?

[@memebot6490]

Thaaaaaaat explains a lot

[@Tenpouin]

@@theligerloverman yes, that's how he got his first big break

[@DrRAZI99]

Wait really ??

[@aimbotarrow5981]

13:54 “Baja Blasted” combined with Marcus’s laugh is making me lose it

[@richardwhite8276]

Same here 🤣

[@vintheguy]

then get it back

[@jonathanscores6478]

I love this moment too much bro. Marcus's laugh is beyond gold to me

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"Um, actually, the military jargon in this movie about sentient action figures is correct." "THIS is the hill you choose to die on?!"

[@WaywardVector]

Hmm. This comment didn’t do so well. That’s alright, they can’t all be perfect.

[@TheRobot470]

You got your protagonists, your antagonists, but most importantly, your pentagonists.

[@Enderman_2209]

"911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGONS"

[@immentallyhandicapped2903]

@@Enderman_2209 "Hello thank you for calling pentagon today. Can I have your order?" "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"

[@jaydriel2957]

@@immentallyhandicapped2903 and a cup on the side

[@bigweld1947]

@@Enderman_2209 I REQUIRE THE PENTAGONERS

[@chimedemon]

@@jaydriel2957 "... aaalright- and you said a large soda correct?" "yes please." "... okay- and what would you like for your petagonist order?" "to send in the battle troops to kill all the bad guys." "alright, any sides?" "An American flag. oh shit- also can you add buffalo sauce on the side as well?"

[@Tobytyty101]

14:11 fun fact: the guy that gets flicked is Michael Bay himself. Dude had the balls to cameo in his own movie for two seconds to just fucking die

[@kaimadeit]

Hmmmmm... seems fitting that megatron said "disgusting"😂

[@isaacbenzing5686]

He cameos in all of his movies. Theres one where he plays a scientist and its so obvious because hes the only scientist thats jacked and has surfer hair.

[@bobbyshewan4229]

@@isaacbenzing5686 what movie is it?

[@isaacbenzing5686]

@@bobbyshewan4229 Armageddon, 1998

[@deanesposito4708]

The funniest thing in the movie and they were both disturbed what does that say about me

[@luckysevens6852]

"This scene looks like a car commercial!" Me: This movie is a commercial.

[@Seasonedcello]

And It did it’s job. I’ve always wanted a Camaro

[@possyco9050]

@@Seasonedcello For a second I read this by accident as “I’ve always wanted to be a Camaro”

[@sailormoon262]

Since no one else has commented on this, the opening with the two identical sweaters is gold.

[@AM_artworks]

11:08 "Let Bumblebee be tortured, he's a brave soldier." "Bumblebee literally can't tell them shit, it does not matter" almost pissed my pants

[@Excelsior1937]

“We don’t need to feel bad about it because we won’t be able to hear him screaming.”

[@kennethortiz2043]

jesus...

[@lukeishere4177]

I was in class and he said that and I busted out laughing and everyone looked at me

[@griffinmiller9012]

🤣🤣🤣

[@livispuzzled]

i DIED

[@MrAlbinoGhost]

other, inferior directors: let's touch up their make up before we shoot the next scene michael bay, pointing to a microwave hallway: ok, get in

[@moonknight3526]

Dayum

[@broseph6877]

Orange and greasy like KFC

[@mightymallardz768]

@@broseph6877 Thats Rancid asf🤮

[@ciremai303]

10:22 the helicopter being like 10 feet off the ground and the pilot being like "where'd he go guys I lost him" is too funny

[@KCMMFB]

guys, you have to space out the zingers. i'm laughing so hard i don't even pay attention anymore

[@randomguy6679]

It’s just one after another

[@InOzWeTrust]

"This movie is kind of racist" "That's why we're watching this in Black History Month"

[@codered1132]

This movie is German

[@jackcouch8322]

This movie is obnoxious

[@vickerandflips8061]

This movie is awesome!

[@codered1132]

@@vickerandflips8061 😐

[@vickerandflips8061]

@@codered1132 @Codered what? Whats wrong with me liking Transformers?

[@ladygaygay94]

“Should we go save Bumblebee?” “He can’t f*cking talk.” I *CACKLED* lmaooo

[@jesuschrist9513]

This entire movie is a raging whirpool of Sam's anxiety. I don't think there's ever a point during the entire 120 minutes where you dont feel like you're about to go off the deep end

[@JacksGameReviews]

6:44 is unironically one of the best moments ever on this channel His face just sums it all up

[@detonatedmelon8213]

“What are we, some kinda Transformers?”

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

More like: We what are we some kinda of Combaticons?

[@postalknight69]

What are we, some kinda Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?

[@jordanboyd5587]

"What are we, some kinda Micheal Bay movie?"

[@euannobody]

"What are we? Some kind of Suicide Squad?"

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

@@euannobody What are we some kind of Predaking?

[@CUniverse]

Me in theater: Man, Jazz was my favorite character back in the day, he was so cool, I wonder how he'll be portrayed in-" *WHAT'S CRACKIN, LIL BITCHES* "...oh."

[@redgiant7747]

You wanted nostalgia, but got racism instead.

[@wenbluepirate3954]

You are so racist, OP.

[@TheUnluckyEverydude]

Then Megatron unceremoniously rips him in half.

[@victoracosta4796]

@@wenbluepirate3954 Optimus Prime ain't racist!

[@mesousagaby740]

I KNEW something felt off when I first heard his lines.

[@Daniel22222]

I fell asleep during this video but I heard the whole video while going through sleep paralysis… shit was wild. Good video

[@ghristophermyers666]

what was it like?

[@Shunryo]

Please all of the movies. I’m practically begging

[@dextergrif1052]

“He loves the sheer irony of having something called a boom box on a plane” Underrated joke

[@strymoon]

oh my god this joke literally FLEW over my head

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Not really

[@MixedTapeVideosNBA]

"911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGON!" is a quote I will definitely use moving forward.

[@Arbal3st]

We need more Battle Troops down here! NOW!

[@wren7195]

I don't want to be "that guy," because I don't want to defend a Michael Bay movie, but the phone scene was actually based on a story from one of the extras from the military trainers. I'm... somewhat curious as to what would happen if we actually said that? (Don't do it, we accidentally dialed 911 once and they still had to send an officer out) ...*whispers wincing before she runs off* and they said "battle groups......" Which is correct terminology and I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I'M SORRY!

[@user-ws3sl9xi7y]

14:12 - Judging by the distance traveled and acceleration in doing so I believe this man would've had severed limbs from Megatron's hand long before he reached the boot of the taxi.

[@wren7195]

@@user-ws3sl9xi7y That man is actually Michael Bay in a cameo CG shot, with his scream too. No I'm actually being serious. So does that mean he got "the boot?"

[@user-ws3sl9xi7y]

@@wren7195 AAAAAA!🤣🤣 But wait you dead ass that's legit him?? All this time I thought was just another random extra.

[@MrTrees]

This movie is my guilty pleasure and I don't care. Sometimes turning my brain off and seeing cool robots is okay.

[@okayitsjustin3392]

Dude respect for saying it

[@Attackonmuffin]

The first one was the best

[@hotshotpc]

Agreed. It’s very goofy and fun to make fun of, but I grew up with this series and love the movies.

[@ShwingFlam]

Yeah, theres alot of movies that many consider bad, but are my guilty easure, Amazing Spiderman 2, The Room, etc

[@hahafunnyman7608]

My uncle served for the nation guard for 10 years i showed him how the generals talked and he confirmed everything they said was 100% accurate

[@Amber-hf8uo]

I also greet my friends by saying, “what’s crackin little bitches”

[@TerrenceNowicki]

RIP Scatman Crothers

[@candy-coatedrose513]

And people definitely sit down Like That

[@vesper1799]

@@candy-coatedrose513 this looks like a cool place to kick it!

[@iambodybuildingyt221]

😂

[@kingpidgeon6278]

*does a fucking backflip cause why the fuck not*

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

This movie is so much more orange than I remember.

[@StreetDrago]

So that’s Trump propaganda...

[@Critical0811]

And don't forget the *wet*

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

@@Critical0811 And dirty.

[@DESTRAKON]

_[ Laughs in mgs2 ]_

[@supervegon8206]

Donald trump: *pathetic*

[@Krystalqueen737]

Top ten most cinematic lines: 1. “What’s crackin lil’ b*tches? This looks like a cool place to kick it.” - Jazz, the black transformer

[@Tigerheiress]

Period

[@SH-ui8xw]

I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them

[@dajokahbaby1506]

Wow, now that REALLY explained the “cultural shift” in Transformers 4

[@luminosity01]

@@dajokahbaby1506 what

[@whateverIFeelLike]

@@luminosity01 you see, in Transformers 4 there was a ton of the movie in China

[@iancruz6617]

Mostly ppl stock in the 80's that like oh transformers do not look like blocky cubes ohh. They want them to look like Legos.

[@unfunny982]

I never noticed how hilarious Megan Fox’s line delivery is.

[@DeltaSpartan141]

And she's a better character than Labeouf's.

[@Cbb88dragonborn]

She’s a good actress too. I feel like Bay’s direction made her acting turn out worse

[@munkee_man]

@@DeltaSpartan141 nah

[@appelofdoom8211]

@@maggie5990 for people that want to know more lindsay Ellis has a good video on the subject

[@maggie5990]

@@appelofdoom8211 Her “the Whole Plate” series is one of my favorites and pretty underrated. Another video I recommend is from ModernGurlz, where she talks about the shit Michael Bay put Megan through. His audition process for her was having to wash his car while he filmed her doing so. How she was labeled “difficult” and fired when she spoke out against him. And how she felt excluded by her female peers due to internalized misogyny and the reputation forced on her.

[@woot12598]

"Oh no, Baja Blasted!" And then Marcus fucking died.

[@fredslipknot9]

that was the best bit of the video

[@ArthouseStudiosFilmProjects]

That part had me dying 🤣

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

" 911, get me the Pentagon." " Sir, I don't even remotely have the clearance to dial the number, let alone get you anyone of importance to respond."

[@SteelRob21]

I don't usually burst in laughs, but "bumble bee just want people to fuck inside of him" broke me in half

[@nickbrandt7093]

"The only real lead we have so far, is this sound." Oh man, I love Daft Punk.

[@wyattholbert7987]

Unfortunately timed

[@FoxyChariot]

*Aphex Twin

[@tyde4610]

how did this already age bad

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

"Surrender or you will be killed." - Paramount Pictures, probably

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

The USA, probably.... most likely.

[@mileshardingwood6469]

It wasn't even "or you will be killed" it was "or we will kill you" which is somehow so much funnier

[@thirdeye9698]

“You are trespassing in a secure area. Surrender and die!”

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

@@thirdeye9698 "Wait what?!" "I-i mean Surrender *or* die! "....Ok.... *surrenders* We good" "Yeah *kills him* we good".

[@completelylucid7596]

"I landed on a kid". My God this joke was underrated lol

[@NixFlix012]

13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw

[@jordanboyd5587]

"Mmm...dorito." "If only Mountain Dew bot was here." Holy shit, my sides hurt after hearing that. LMAO

[@aceexists5934]

Stolen but oh well

[@richardwhite8276]

That part literally killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@northnick3317]

ngl I nearly shat myself XD

[@rapidrewards2427]

You guys didn’t mention when his parents confront him his mom goes “why are you so SWEATY???” “IM A CHILD MOM”

[@elefth105]

Or the whole "Sam's happy time" thing

[@eziospaghettiauditore8369]

@@elefth105 that's probably the least necessary thing I've ever seen in a movie

[@heroicsquirrel3195]

That scene was kinda funny imo

[@iammax1393]

The Transformers franchise will always be one of those film series that never ceases to have a hilariously inaccurate depiction of how the military actually works.

[@2chaskell]

“Mmm, Dorito, wish Mountain Dew bot was here” 🤣🤣🤣 holy shit that was a good one

[@Theorymus]

Ahhh they Bayverse, good memories!

[@84bucco]

You mean Micro Bay?

[@epicplayer6224]

Can I ask cause I don’t know much about transformers lore and your channel is dedicated to it. Is what Marcus said about the transformers being antifa soldiers true?

[@jimmysagepath3279]

@@epicplayer6224 well yeah it's mostly in the comics and TV shows

[@mr.everwind5225]

@@epicplayer6224 not in the slightest. The original cartoon was made in the 80s and the big thing that was happening was the cold war. So the story of transformers was very cold war itself. Two mega empires having a bit of a punch up and earth just happened to be stuck in it. It was very mujahideen, only instead of the cia working in secret the two empires are overtly in a dumb overly long conflict. In transformers animated the big thing going on in the world was the war on terror, small bands of vengeful rebels who lost their last big war and are now trying to topple civilization as we know it. With that the Autobots are actually the ones in charge, however with the patriot act and war crimes commited by the the leaders it's clear that the problems don't end when you beat the decepticons. So after the end of third season our heroes were going to have to end corruption within their own government!!!! Then it was cancelled Transformers prime: this one's simple. Fossil fuels ran out on Cybertron so the Autobots and decepticons are fighting for it on earth IDW: what has been going on in america the last decade? People attacking eachother and the government to get what they want. The pre war world of the idw comics is that there's an unfair cast system on Cybertron. Megatron sets out to stop it but goes power mad, and Optimus is 'the good cop'. The only commie there I see is Megatron RID: the war is over but there's a bunch of small prisoners who trying to rise the decepticon flag again. Meanwhile the cybertronian council is actually filled with decepticons who are trying to kill off all the Autobots and conquer Cybertron from within. I can't pin anything directly to that, but if I were: it's neo nazis. 2015 was when meme politics came to a head and it all became tumblr vs 4chan. Not to mention the corrupt council was a pretty late game reveal and could have been thought of after trump was in office. Anything I haven't yet mentioned just follows g1 broadly with not much variation. They maybe add a new mugffin Decepticons are commies Hope this was helpful

[@glendarjj3991]

And the BCU Bay Cinematic universe

[@bigshrek2324]

i am so sad cuz i didnt watch it before it taken down

[@unclephillymya]

911 GIVE ME THE PENTAGON

[@THEJOHNNYFLASH]

Ahh yes, this is the perfect movie for Cosmonaut. So much commentary potential

[@joshuasatterwhite9520]

Ayeeeee it's my guy JohnnyFlash

[@username-yc3bd]

Fancy meeting you here

[@zacharyyoung9646]

JohnnyFlash: *Comments on a Cosmonaut video* Me, upon seeing the name: *Flashbacks to childhood*

[@NICKatronMC]

GOOD SIR

[@potato_god_03]

Johnny, please finish the Nemesis Prime saga already :((

[@caitens9041]

"We are the Clan of Murder Liars. We believe our cause is just." hahahaha

[@duiscruis5240]

here bc i watched 5 minutes of the new video and didnt finish it before it got taken down

[@kellie8969]

“Is this war jargon? Surrender or you will be killed” Well that’s usually war works.

[@oreodotexe1453]

If it works it's not dumb.

[@kilroy7506]

If the military actually used terms like dakka I would sign up Edit: let’s be honest though of all the wh40k factions America is the imperium of man

[@theoriginalemim]

@@kilroy7506 time to sign up then

[@aztektheultimatewoman]

“If I was rolling around with this creature...” I legitimately thought he was referring to Shia LeBeouf for a sec.

[@redgiant7747]

Either way the statement makes complete sense.

[@bobobion654]

drinking game: drink everytime marcus laughs at a joke, double if it's his own

[@somerandomgeezer7316]

Do you want me to go to hospital

[@AmeLilith]

Incidentally, there was an episode of Transformers Prime where Optimus lost his memory and Megatron took advantage of this by tricking him into thinking he's a Decepticon. And later Optimus is all "Um, why are we called DECEPTicons?" and Megatron tells him it's propaganda from the Autobots and now they've reclaimed the name because "If speaking the truth is deception, we are gladly guilty". Obviously he's lying, but in some continuities, that's more or less the canon reason behind the name, though it came from the Council rather than the Autobots.

[@echo5327]

One canon reason for “deceptions” I’ve seen is that it was originally a political party on cybertron mocking the lies and deception that had befallen the government and pledging to fight it, thus “conning” the “deceptors”. Although I doubt we’ll ever see anything like that in a transformer movie at this rate lol

[@preds43]

True. Transformers Prime did Megatron fuckin’ justice 10 fold

[@TheDONing1]

@@preds43 I'm pretty sure IDW comics went that route too.

[@johnnygyro2295]

@@preds43 Prime was cool, though part of me will always prefer Animated.

[@CollinBuckman]

And in the rebooted IDW line, "Decepticon" was originally an insult against Megatron's party, the Ascenticons, by their opponents to say that they were liars. Then they took the name and proudly adopted it, with Megatron claiming the name now represents how they deceived their opponents into thinking they were weaker than they really were.

[@TheDONing1]

@@CollinBuckman Hmm, guess I'll have to get into IDW again.

[@elisabethschmerzler963]

“I ate the whole plate. The whole plate.”

[@ryanm.8720]

The whole plate? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpDEcmOro893l7s

[@BroadwayBrittany]

@@ryanm.8720 Bruh, that was an utter delight. Thank you for making me aware of this YTP :D

[@lisacz9627]

Lindsay Ellis nods approvingly

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Oh man, Sugar Rush.

[@elisabethschmerzler963]

@@lisacz9627 I see you are a person of culture as well

[@blakecampbell8945]

Who’s here after the revenge of the fallen video got yoinked?

[@CosmicAnchor]

SO FREAKIN MAD I MISSED IT

[@jak3358]

@@CosmicAnchor wasn’t as good as this one imo but still funny

[@bhc1109]

I’m in the same predicament yeah.

[@ethantlou4082]

Half of the movie in the video was cut because his camera died half way and you can hear all their audio throughout the movie on Patron without cuts

[@gracett]

Marcus has the most infectious laugh.

[@plcthelegacy4131]

Even Amazon was like, "Brahs, trust me. You don't want to watch the second one."

[@bariqbahauddinfathi1571]

Even Amazon knew that 1 & 2 basicly the same movie, hence they skip to 3

[@spencerdancy5789]

Two was def way more racist.

[@username-yc3bd]

You REAAAAAALLY don’t

[@TimeBucks]

everything the military said in this movie is correct

[@Shinransa]

@@t__v That part was inspired by the story a Navy SEAL told to Bay where he was in the same situation in Grenada in 1983(it's in the Blue-Ray commentary). It's funny how the most accurate part of the movie is completely unrelated to everything else.

[@kadijahamad9862]

@@t__v PLEASE 😂 i’m screaming

oh yes

[@michaelhenry3234]

@@t__v Well, battlegroups are a thing, though I don't know if the term would be used in the movie's situation.

[@Sheikrisvan1991]

Super movie

[@jaime2992]

8:52 I legitimately thought that was dubbed over for the meme. This movie is so much more different than I remembered

[@RealRedRabbit]

The fact that there are people born after September 11th, who don't have any memory of it, that are old enough to fight and die in a war it started that's still going on... ...upsets me.

[@jaylonpahsetopah2610]

Deep, man...

[@ringwormboy1575]

Please explain

[@RealRedRabbit]

@@ringwormboy1575The attacks on September 11th, 2001, was 20 years ago. The war it started is syill ongoing, and a lot of people aged 18 - 20 are fighting and dying in that war. A lot of them weren't even born when it happened. I don't know how much more clearly I can explain that.

[@ringwormboy1575]

@@RealRedRabbit sorry I am from Japan, my English is not good

[@RealRedRabbit]

@@ringwormboy1575 your English is actually very good - enough that I thought you were a native speaker. You have better English than some native English speakers I know.

[@JimmyMcThiccus]

“Did you bring protection?” Sam:”yea” *optimus prime and bumblebees homies are just there*

[@antonymilne1346]

"You may get pregnant but there is not a single soul who will harm us out here." *random mugger gets absolutely demolished by Bumblebee "See"

[@infinitespace2520]

@@antonymilne1346 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrRockso1987]

"Everyone in Michael Bay movies always look very sweaty." Wow, I seriously can't unsee that now...

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Well Shia had to do three films in the same year, this, Surfs Up and that movie with Carrie Anne Moss.

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 4, Eagle Eye

[@alexbenavidez4500]

Everything is also orange and teal Michael Bay took the colour filter of a generic action movie and just applied it to the entire film

[@Dkmaster69]

They used Dwayne Johnson's baby oil.

[@braykusan3804]

I've always seen it it always bugged me

[@TheWynster96]

Was trying to watch the new vid but it got copyrighted 😭

[@wallwrittR]

5:13 He loves the sheer irony of having something called a “BOOM Box” on a plane 😂

[@lucafouracre8217]

Cosmonaut is one of the only youtubers that no matter the video, when he posts you know you're gonna have a good time.

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

Bedbananas? Possibly CoryKenshin?

[@SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555]

Exept the last of us 2 vid that was shit

[@TheShanicpower]

@@SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555 Nah

[@yowatchie]

Except his Raimi Spider-Man and Last of Us 2 videos.

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

@@yowatchie his opinions are just 2 points: 100% agreeable, or everyone fucking hates it

[@ting280]

"he likes the sheer irony of having something called a boombox on a plane" is pure underrated genius

[@thetailseffect1661]

I've watched this like 5 times over the last week and I swear it continues to get funnier lmao

[@calebthesponge9191]

Well I decided to wait til night to watch the transformers two picture show and now paramount has blocked it! Yay me and that ruined my day

[@bebo2629]

This!

[@mr.moviemafia]

“eBay...” - Optimus Prime, Transformers 2007

[@Sophie_the_Sapphic]

"give me your face!" - Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009

[@rileykeough3879]

Audjsgjspjx- Optimus prime after getting hit by the worm in dark of the moon 2012

[@YTRingoster]

AREYOUUSERNAMELADIESMAN217??

[@rileykeough3879]

* sounds of a billion pixels turning into an Oreo truck* transformers age of extinction

[@jeffsmethers3998]

“I’ll burn you so bad you’ll wish you died as a child.” - Bumblebee 2017

[@agataswiniarska8930]

His cat interrupting him to whine is so cute :)

[@bruna8778]

I watched that part like three times. His cat is amazing.

[@agataswiniarska8930]

@Ahmed malake 12:00 mrow

[@bloomper]

Referring to transformers as 'antifa supersoldiers' is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@CharlesAnjos]

3:20 "is that linkin park" always destroys me

[@euannobody]

"They're disgusting" - Proceeds to flick him across the street like a jelly bean on a tabletop

[@sebastianborisjonas]

Fun Fact that guy was Michael Bay

[@Gaberaum]

​@@sebastianborisjonas Plot twist: they used a sped up crane to actualy flick mike bay across the street like that and now he's unable to walk, all for the sake of making the movie. I'd say it was worth it :3

[@sergiomendoza4850]

One of the very few actually cool moments out of all of these movies. I’m pretty sure this first movie is only watchable because it’s the only movie in this franchise that Michael bay showed the most menial amount of restraint lol.

[@cobybates8736]

14:20 the guy who got flicked by megatron was micheal bay

[@zachjensen6098]

Every time he says doctor fu** it’s the funniest thing ever

[@expojam1473]

Regardless of what you think of this movie, the CG still holds up 13 years later 😉

[@randomguy6679]

The CG holds up even better in The Lost World Jurassic Park, a movie that came out 24 years ago.

[@masteroogway5142]

There are no accidents...

[@ksnjdiss7566]

The Cgi is the only good think about these movies, and the robot fights

[@leaffinite3828]

To be fair even if it didnt i wouldnt notice since as soon as the transformers are on screen my eyes unfocus due to the sheer volume of bullshit theyre made up of

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

It’s really solid mindless action, I don’t mind movies like these and I think they’re fun to watch on a flatscreen tv

[@martinbuhrer3893]

Legend has it that the unofficial working title for this movie was "Yvan eht nioj"

[@chariot5660]

Gotta say, the cgi is still better than many films made today

[@acehealer4212]

Oh, shoot, Optimus really just went, “Eh, Bumblebee’s tough, he’ll survive the torture.” That’s so messed up.

[@Lishadra]

Yeah his character is uh. Not great! In these movies. Normally he’s a fun selfless dad guy but not here

[@Attention..]

@@Lishadra yeah he literally took his time in the original cartoon to play basketball with a kid who didn't have anyone to play with I think. Superman had a similar situation as this. Like for ex: Helping a elderly person cross a road

[@callumrolston]

@@Lishadra nah its great. You have to make sacrifices in war

[@Lishadra]

@@callumrolston Nah

[@movieblocks9164]

Ok so the reason that the deceptions are called deceptions varies from timeline to timeline, but the strongest reason is that when Metatron and optimus joined together to revolt against the cybertronian government and their unjust caste system, who were enslaving the cybertronians, they were branded “decepticons” by the quintesons. And megatron and the rest of the revolutionaries adopted that name as a way of owning the meaning of the word. So technically optimus was a decepticon as well. Once optimus decided that megatron had gone too far he split and made the name “autobots”. Edit: there are also some continuities where the after Megatron already rose up against the cybertronian government, he was exposed to be after total control, so the exiled him and branded them deceptions.

[@rizie7355]

thanks for the info dude

[@DaLatinKnight]

Damn time to read up on the Transformers expanded lore

[@seoul08]

@@DaLatinKnight it’s much more than just the shit movies

[@jimmnotjames5235]

Yes

[@izukumidoriya8224]

@@seoul08 the movies ain’t shit bro

[@Darksilentdeadly14]

"Is that linkin park?" XD almost died.

[@disdellilah]

"My name is Optimus Prime. You're watching Toonami."

[@deltasceptile7805]

You skipped the best line! "I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate."

[@ryanm.8720]

The whole plate? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpDEcmOro893l7s

[@damianramos1947]

"We are the clan of murder liars! We believe our cause is just!"

[@Jordan-qi2dn]

Bruh please make more of these, when I watch them I literally can't stop laughing.