Couch vs Bed

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Ай бұрын

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@_marshP Ай бұрын

beds are for sleeping, couches are for napping. The couch will also try to give you insane dreams on average

@expepem189xl3 Ай бұрын

Nah, had great dreams of nothing or even good stuff on a couch, while on bad its often nightmares. Well it probably the same and first few times on a couch just were lucky. However my couch already broken, to the state where i can actually lay on it like on a bed. If there wouldn't be nails in it, i would sleep on it more often.

@EslennaBrof Ай бұрын

huh... every couch I have ever slept on has exclusively given me dreams of casually walking somewhere nonspecific and tripping, waking up the moment before I hit the ground.

@talithmara2589 Ай бұрын

"It has not been given the blessing of flesh." AND BEDS HAVE!?

@kronosbach5263 Ай бұрын

He hasn't known the bed snack...

@Merilirem Ай бұрын

What do you think happens while you sleep?

@titanic_monarch796 Ай бұрын

Maybye they mean the foam or blankets?

@justinn8541 Ай бұрын

A bed is were you go to sleep while a couch is a place you sleep in.

@Red_Oak. Ай бұрын

Not always. I've gone to Air B&Bs or hotels with other people, and when there aren't enough beds for everyone (and instead of paying for more) I'd volunteer to sleep on the couch. I guess it takes the place of the description of "bed" in this scenario, but I think it's worth noting that it in fact continues to be a couch.

@psymar Ай бұрын

I went to a couch to nap, because the bed was for sleeping at night, not napping during the day sadly, this didn't work, and I woke up at 7:30 the next morning, after my mom apparently carried me up to my bed at some point in the evening without waking me I should note this is when I was still a relatively small child. If anyone can do that nowadays, they should enter strength competitions.

@TheRealMycanthrope Ай бұрын

What?

@nadiarey4196 Ай бұрын

Good summary

@Scp4521 Ай бұрын

I love that it is basically poetry up until the very last moment.

@LeakyTrees Ай бұрын

No no, it’s still poetry

@getthedunkon9347 Ай бұрын

@@LeakyTrees Just Shakespeare poetry

@abriannaaguilera2123 Ай бұрын

Favourite joke ever.

@daanwilmer Ай бұрын

It adds to the poetry

@PharosWeirdward Ай бұрын

tumblr never fails to make stories out of anything

@plat6164 Ай бұрын

and thus the couch perpetuates

@littleperson8315 Ай бұрын

i love when tumblr makes stories out of nothing but the real reason is bc standing up to go to bed makes your heart rate go up and thus wakes you up. same reason some people have a hard time going back to bed after a midnight bathroom trip. idk if this is widely known or not, but i figured i'd add it. even if its nowhere near as fun and whimsical as a godly couch telling you stories

@JamesM1994 Ай бұрын

Pretty sure you're wrong, because I have a lot more success going back to sleep if I keep my eyes closed as much as possible. I think it's minimizing light that does it, but the physical act of keeping your eyes closed (and also maybe not disturbing the eye gunk) may play a part.

@lightningbolt9155 Ай бұрын

@@JamesM1994You see, that may be true, but the act of smashing into a wall from the fact that _you can’t see_ will _definitely_ wake you up more than seeing light lmao

@JamesM1994 Ай бұрын

@@lightningbolt9155 Well, you need to have a clear path and enough light that cracking an eye open will let you see enough to traverse the walls and such.

@JamesM1994 Ай бұрын

@@lightningbolt9155 Well, you need to have a clear path and enough light that cracking an eye open will let you see enough to traverse the walls and such.

@SamiTheAnxiousBean Ай бұрын

Ah Tumblr the only place where you can ask "Why do i feel more sleepy on a couch then on a bed" get an answer of "Your couch is a tragic god, your bed is a bitch" and somehow their point makes perfect sense

@aquamarinerose5405 Ай бұрын

The practical answer is usually because the process of getting up and moving TO the bed usually wakes up your body enough to think "alright guess it's not sleep time yet"

@RoseKindred Ай бұрын

Meanwhile, I sleep on the floor. The bonus is there are no monsters to play footsie with. Well, at least I still have the ghosts.

@Stirfry47 Ай бұрын

Ayyy floor gang rise up

@The.Mountain.Flower Ай бұрын

A beautiful, flowy poem about the purpose and desires of something longing to bring you as much comfort as possible. "Your bed is a bitch" 🤣🤣🤣

@Lady_ETHNE Ай бұрын

I love how passionate this person is about the couch, and then immediately insults the bed and leaves

@Riv_Falcon Ай бұрын

i’m surprised nobody has acknowledged the existence of “couch beds”

@Sunshoop Ай бұрын

Couch beds are great! Used to have one. I liked it

@WhiteFireTheDragon Ай бұрын

The bed is uncomfortable to sleep on, but you sleep comfortably. The couch is comfortable to sleep on, but you sleep uncomfortably... usually, it just gives me sleep paralysis rather than actual sleep.

@monke7919 Ай бұрын

As a couch sleeper, I actually have an entirely different problem, if I sleep on my bed I often wake up on my couch despite my room being too messy for my unconscious self to have possibly navigated and the fact that my glasses still stay at the bed but I don't rules out me having woken up and gone to the couch then sleeping again because I would have grabbed my glasses, so either my subconscious brain is better at navigating my bugs nest of a room then I am or I have aperently learned magic but I can only use it in my sleep

@jkid1134 Ай бұрын

I used to sleepwalk down the stairs 😅 I had a dream where I would walk to the top of the stairs and jump down in one big leap, and I would wake up when my feet hit the ground and be standing right at the bottom of the stairs. So I suspect you can navigate asleep better then you would ever guess.

@RmationYT Ай бұрын

Remembering that time I slept through 75% of online school sleeping on the couch

@zoebops5344 Ай бұрын

Why is this legitimately the way my internal monologue talks? Like, half of my internal monologue is complicated webs of half-sensical theories, plans, interactions between fictional characters or personifications of inanimate objects, and the other half is basically a toddler throwing a tantrum except it knows swear words.

@Sae.bae.GG08 Ай бұрын

SAMEEEEEEEE I think rumbling poetically is how I process the world

@Internet_No_Body Ай бұрын

I love how it goes from a deep analysis of personification of objects and immortality of concepts, to just namecalling. As a philosophical person who has weekly existential crises, I can safely say this is a normal occurance.

@ByteTheProtogen172 Ай бұрын

Least poetic tumblr user:

@foxiepix5164 Ай бұрын

Dear Bettina levy I've been watching your videos for a long time now and I really enjoy them. Whenever I'm sad i watch your videos. In a time where most of KZbin's contents are about one criticizing another youtuber or a Twitter user or a redditer, and use Ai voice to read out sentences, You make wholesome quality content based on posts from Tumblr , and you tend to read them out by yourself in your own voice which makes your videos lively compared to all those ai generated voices. Keep making such beautiful videos

@saltysunflowersugar7826 Ай бұрын

I had a hard day today, I accidentally broke the screen door to my window while trying to save a bee that got stuck there, and had to jump through a bazillion hoops just to get a maintenance guy to fix it, but hearing that last sentence put a much-needed smile on my face

@fierthefool8458 Ай бұрын

I sleep on the ground directly next to my bed almost half of the nights

@laurencegagniuc4806 Ай бұрын

Beds are a type of female dog? Is that why they're so fluffy?

@LincolnDWard Ай бұрын

I would happily sleep on a big dog if it let me

@HenryMiller-ox1xu Ай бұрын

Ok cool couch you have there

@arcturuslight_ Ай бұрын

me, having couch for a bed: confusion

@DisKorruptd Ай бұрын

An object at rest tends to stay at rest. An object in motion tends to stay in motion.

@ParagonAffifnity Ай бұрын

I'm just lounging in a permanent semi lucid state on my Sofa-bed. Not quite awake, not quite asleep.

@lionkiller2153 Ай бұрын

OH MY GOD I LTTERALY PREDICTED THE LAST WORDS YAAAY

@gustavakerman2566 Ай бұрын

"stories those far easier to kill tell" WHAT THE F*CK

@gillsmoke Ай бұрын

I know why, once you have gathered the strength to leave the couch and to the pre bed routine, or just move to the bed, your brain has been activated enough to deny the slumber. If you never leave your room then the bed is the couch and slumber is but 1 body toss and turn away.

@Sparrow_Bloodhunter Ай бұрын

that's why I got rid of my bed all together. couch is superior.

@comfybox Ай бұрын

The difference between the thumbnail and title was very alluring. Curious cat in brain is very intrigued!! I will now exceed my recommended daily dosage of tumblr and unpause the video, lest I grow wise

@kylemacbeth3628 28 күн бұрын

This might be in the Top 5 Most Unhinged Tumblr Posts... ok at least Top 10... Definitely Top 15...

@arceusinsanity301 Ай бұрын

For a realistic answer you have to get up and go to the bed from the couch and the moving wakes you up

Ай бұрын

In all seriousness, it is because the act of moving from the couch to the bed makes your head a little more active.

@damiaH1260 Ай бұрын

I loved the end alot it got me chuckle

@giaxo1739 Ай бұрын

Yo, Socrates!... This is beautiful.

@rainbowcat7960 Ай бұрын

Love how this video made me feel bad for a couch 😂 Signed: someone who is reclined back on a kick out couch

@WhatsUp142 Ай бұрын

I THOUGHT THE TITLE SAID CRUNCHY BED FOR A SECOND AND I WAS REALLY CONFUUUUUUUUSED

@atomiclizard1215 Ай бұрын

Life hack: sleep on the couch

@RandomInternetStranger Ай бұрын

damn bro, I wish MY couch would grasp at me and whisper sweet nothings into my ear... I- I mean, haha funny video haha

@danielskovbjerg4562 Ай бұрын

because of all the time you spend in your bed, not sleeping, but just laying there trying to sleep, your brain associates your bed with laying there, awake, with closed eyes. How do you start falling down this loop? using blue light devices shortly before bed, and going to bed before your internal sleep rhythm would allow you to sleep. While lalying down with closed eyes, does contribute to recovery, it does not contribute to you ability to skip snooze time later. Sometimes it would be more useful for you in the long run to get out of bed and do something else.

@OnlyDoggo1485 Ай бұрын

Simpsons couch gags be like

@mysticz3686 Ай бұрын

that’s one hell of a punchlie

@kaeldavidson6898 Ай бұрын

IT'S FURNITURE

@Avankiri Ай бұрын

Fuckin poetry!

@lingeringforce6264 Ай бұрын

Ok but what if i have an adjustable bed that turns into a couch with a built in foot rest, (Adjustable base bed). I generally have it adjusted up for awake times and then down for sleep but sometimes that up is just so damn comfy compared to the down.