r/HolUp - I Love Math... 💀

[@Just_a_commenter]

I can't fathom a parent being so terrible as to cyberbully their own child... some people really shouldn't be parents. :c

[@issacvoregames]

It's literally a crime.

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

True like wtf is wrong with you

[@lemmymaster]

I think the mother wanted to be a hero in front of her daughter when she did the cyberbullying. It's like creating a house fire and saving everyone yourself and pretending it wasn't you. Something called Hero Syndrome or something else. I read once on reddit about how a gf gave bad reviews and badmouthed his bf at every workplace he worked at, while he was trying to escape those 'people who deliberately made the false reports' by changing jobs. And the gf comforted and helped him. He then later discovered what his gf had done after he saw a text pop up from his store manager replying about the toxic message, and that she made a lot of alt accounts for cyberbullying op and appearing as a Hero in front of him. Needless to say, they broke up. This could be the same with the mother and her daughter

[@itsfkf6106]

True....

[@kaelin_cherise]

"All children deserve parents, not every parent deserves a child"

[@chatboulon743]

Headline: "Man with no arms and no legs, armed and on the run..." My mind: *THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN'*

[@wolfiegirl83]

Underrated comment 🤣

[@randomshorts6862]

Luving. this 4 u ❤😂

[@Nightiboi]

So.. is he armed now or not...?😶

[@Katesiclesthepopsiclegirl]

​@@Nightiboi 😭🙏

[@minecraftcommandnerd1280]

You know I just had to screenshot this. Pls no court

[@Fr0zenEagle]

To be fair, the whole all-female space mission seemed to be more to the point of preventing any chance at pregnancy. The title was just worded that way to generate more traffic as usual.

[@cassiswyrm8121]

I thought it was just a general discussion of the way various groups, including men vs women, tend to deal with various issue of long-term space travel (resources, radiation, zero-g, etc.). Like it was just a small part of the larger debate on how to choose the best possible crew and the news just ran with it.

[@Elipsyclips]

You cant even do the deep in space due to the fact the you cant get an erection and passionately huggibg would just be a hassle

[@Loaves_of_Cat]

How about all guys though? There won’t be any pregnancy too…unless we’re in a omegaverse lol

[@elaexplorer]

​@@cassiswyrm8121 true, there is also the weight being less, using less oxygen, etc

[@thesnep4757]

@@Loaves_of_Cat Sign me up.

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Pairing up elderly people with a rescue dog with matching life expectancies is the most morbidly wholesome thing I've heard in my life :') Two words I've never expected to even string together in 1 sentence before today.

[@jannetteberends8730]

5 years ago I got a dog from the animal shelter. He has his birthday on June 1 and mine is on June 3. I also have a cat, his birthday is June 4. This year he became 15, the cat became 10, and it was my 70 years birthday. We are a happy senior household.

[@awesomoose7822]

22:10 "I'm sorry for your loss" - socially acceptable, gives condolences, seems caring "I apologize for your loss" - insinuates that the blame is your own, shows guilt, seems evil

[@gattasara]

Lol

[@Hades-100]

but wait they mean the same thing what I've been saying I apologize for ur loss what

[@gattasara]

@@Hades-100 i thought it was a joke

[@Hades-100]

@@gattasara what was a joke that I said I say that or...

[@gattasara]

@@Hades-100 nonono! Not what YOU said! I thought that what @awsomemoose7822 was a joke! But u seemed like u didnt thought the same, so i was like "Oh! Its... Not a joke?" When i did read ur comment :)

[@shannonp1656]

"This community is bonkers." Yes, yes I am. Thank you.

[@partyhah6622]

The Plushie is worth every penny Edit: spelling mistake

[@cheese0827]

Oh finally some credit I try so hard to be crazy

[@TheCommenter]

Well, we all try out hardest, especially for a FREAKING ADORABLE PLUSHIE!!!!

[@Just1Nora]

A good dose of crazy keeps life fun! Ps- Is that you dude? 🤔

[@mariogamer269]

The community being me,myself and I.

[@nickkurzy2246]

12:43 I can't believe they left out the next line of that scene because it's even better Buford: "I have life-sized molds of all of you."

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

Even better/worse, Linda knows that. _Buford has a life sized model of Phineas' mom._

[@trumankim6484]

He’s the CIA, he spies on everyone enough to make life-sized molds of everyone in the tri-state area

[@galaxygorl]

Buford bisexual??? /j

[@-RickySpanish-]

If I had nickel for every time someone mentioned Buford's life-sized molds I'd have two nickels wich isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?

[@funnyusername8635]

@@galaxygorl You say /j but I'm convinced he and Baljeet end up together.

[@desthstride587]

22:11 When our grandmother died, my sister tried to get her son to tell our mom "I'm sorry your mom died." Too young to understand, he instead told her "I'm sorry I killed your mom."

[@ConejitoPequenito]

Oh my God

[@hayothegunosaurus]

lmaooooo

[@Quick15]

Thats definitely a hol' up moment

[@Madame_Enyo]

*it wasn't a mistake*

[@Charle596]

How is that a mistake

[@mastermarkus5307]

I really appreciate the song "Escape" (the Pina Colada song) for being pretty wholesome, especially since for a long time I hadn't really heard the lyrics besides the chorus. But it's literally like the excitement has gone out of the relationship and they're in "the same old dull routine" and then when they meet each other thinking they are meeting other people, they laugh about it and the singer says that he "never knew" about all the stuff his partner liked that he got so excited about. So overall, I guess it's about the importance of communication in a relationship.

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

Not just that. They both stopped trying.

[@04beni04]

Right ... except they found out through actively cheating on each other. I mean, I guess I agree they deserve each other and it's a funny story, but I'm not sure that lands fully on the wholesome scale.

[@marzipancutter8144]

​@@04beni04 Eh, I'd think it's still wholesome if you flip it on it's head. You are so perfect for each other that they'd leave anyone for you.

[@04beni04]

@@marzipancutter8144 He cheated out of boredom and neither valued their partner or relationship enough for honesty. Again, the song is cute and funny and catchy and personally I like to think they make it work, but no, it's not wholesome. Is it possible that this word doesn't mean what you think it means? When used in reference to character or a relationship, "wholesome" typically correlates with a healthy degree of moral integrity and trustworthiness.

[@meh2510]

@@04beni04 The story was a potential dumpster fire. The odds that the outcome worked out this favorably for both parties was extremely low. The more likely results would have been staying together and undergoing counseling to overcome the trust issues they now have, breaking up amicably in embarrassment for both being in the wrong, or having an unself aware Jerry Springer style meltdown at the meeting place.

[@RandomRamblesss_]

16:22 omg Click sounded so devastated that he was just a darker ginger. The sound barrier couldnt even keep up with the screams

[@Nyax50Lopez]

Fun fact: There are special phones for blind people and also activated text to speech. I remember back then a group of people were making touchscreen phones that forms little bumps on the keypad to make it easier for the blind.

[@feiradragon7915]

That is brilliant. Whoever invented such phones has my respect.

[@discordiacreates6669]

That's gotta be an improvement from idk, using an older phone with a physical touchpad. I've wondered how those phones actually work as I've only seen one once, if it was, though I didn't ask if they were mostly or completely blind because it was a random stranger on public transport and I hardly start convos with random strangers as is ^^' I just hope I don't ever need to figure it out first hand because I kinda like seeing... Though ig I'll find out eventually since I gotta get a new prescription eventually, my glasses are getting scuffed and I keep dropping them but they're not broken, yet

[@55alegria]

My grandma accidentally activated text to speech and we almost couldn't turn it off. We don't even know how she manages to do those kind of things, she doesn't even know how to use Whatsapp!

[@lisahenry20]

@@55alegria when family members ask for tech advice, I'm tempted to tell them to go into settings and turn various things on and off to see if it will help, since it it's a problem I haven't come across, it's something I will do while I try to look up what to actually do online. Then I see stuff like this and am glad I didn't.

[@yuki97kira]

I...old physical touchpad phone i had years years YEARS ago have a braille indication

[@zarmon4952]

high or not that man is chilling while watching TV with a deer, he is living a better life than all of us.

[@Sr_ECO]

Even Snow white can't do that

[@discordiacreates6669]

Deer can actually be really chill, though I still wanna know how he got that buck inside because they're flighty asf, some true talent to get to watch tv with that handsome guy. Idk what the human looks like though

[@MisterIncog]

Nah I’m pretty good too fam

[@Kyman102]

"A large boulder the size of a small boulder" - The writer of that headline commented on it. Apparently they were really tired and wrote the wrong word. It was supposed to read "A large boulder the size of a small *car*."

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

1.4 thousand burgers weigh similar as a small car I'm told

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

As for the AI's 1+1 thing, a huge issue with language learning models is they're extremely suggestible. The AIs are told they are helpful, and thus they assume that if you're telling them they're wrong, than it's most helpful to agree. OpenAI, the company owning the AI, is still working to teach it to be a bit less suggestible.

[@emeraldhillzone1992]

1+1=monosodium glutamate

[@mewmew8932]

its too naive

[@elan425]

It’s also just not meant to do math. It’s a chatbot so it basically just copies and pastes information. It can’t do math.

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

@@elan425 it can't do math ITSELF, however it CAN find instances of the equation in its training data and give them to the user. it doesn't know 1+1=2 because 1+1=2, it knows it because a bunch of people said 1+1=2.

[@LowCountryMatt]

Ask an ai how many r's are in the word strawberry

[@junkabella6324]

Oh my god! A guy once called me for a date at the movies, asked if it was okay if we paid for our own tickets - and then pulled out a free voucher out for HIMSELF. Mind you, i had told him in advance that i am a student, tight on money and would prefer if we did not go to the movies, because it is expensive and i don’t really like movie theatres. Afterwards we went for drinks and he had the audacity to ask ME to pay for HIS drinks. Still knowing that i was a poor student and just spent the equivalent of a weeks groceries on the movie tickets… And the whole date was just him complaining about his ex. I did not get one single word in. Safe to say i NEVER went on another date with a man after that…

[@safiqaratking]

I would just leave the moment he would take out the vouchers

[@shadowofseattle1338]

Ok but not ALL MEN are like that But I wouldn't know! I'm not a man anymore

[@JennyEverywhere]

The guy who gaslit the AI doesn't realize it, but as a result, that computer determines that pi is equal to exactly 4, thus causing an internal Dho-Nha curve in it's FPGA module. This results in Cthulhu being awakened, and the Sleeper of Rl'yeh is now eating everything in South America. He'll be to Europe sometime next month. I'm not worried, he promised to eat me last.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Well, he promised me there would be a party, with shouting, killing, and reveling in joy. There may have been something about the world ending in a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom too.

[@c4r4dd1ct6]

So… you’ll get to see everyone you know and love consumed by this monster?

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

Time enough to uncover the secret weaknesses of Cthulhu.

[@M_M_ODonnell]

EDIT: Did you know it's possible to read comments in a thread before replying? Did you also know that it's possible not to just jump to the worst possible interpretation of a sentence? I'm glad my brother skipped the "WE're pregnant!" line when my sister-in-law was pregnant. As he put it -- "No, *she* is pregnant. She's doing all the work, I'm just going to do everything I can to help. Once our kid is born, *then* we're both doing the work."

[@JoshSweetvale]

Yes. This.

[@MissCaraMint]

Yeah it really takes a toll on the body just being pregnant.

[@KarakTo]

He did half the work of getting her pregnant

[@MissCaraMint]

@@KarakTo That's just the prep work.

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@KarakTo I get: To continue my genetic line, and a huge heroin-like rush. You get: To continue your genetic line, a _chance_ at a similar rush, 9 months of destabilized biochemistry and food intake, the most difficult birthing process in the animal kingdom, and a chemically enforced need to tend to this infant until it can walk at the _very_ least. Fair deal!

[@Smileythesilent]

My friend told me she'd heard of a solution to her problem of being poked and told "You're next" by all the old ladies and you can imagine my emotions when she started to do it right back to them at funerals. Their FACES

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

😂That is so effing dark😂

[@ShadoeLandman]

Hate how there are braille signs at elevators saying not to use them if there’s a fire, but nothing to point blind people to the nearest stairs. Like that is not the time to have to go searching for stairs when you can’t even see them.

[@mandibobbitt1595]

I want to thank you for helping me through a hard time with your videos. I lost my fiance in November from cancer. And you helped me laugh again. Please continue. You help everyone with your amazing humor.

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

I am so sorry for your loss. I cannot even imagine the pain you must be experiencing. Nothing anyone says can ever make it feel any better. I hope the grief gets more manageable in time.

[@db_524]

I’m so sorry for your loss. 🫂😭

[@kimmyb8276]

I am so sorry for your loss. Hope you are doing better

[@Pokefan462]

Props to the guy at 34:54 for translating "she is cheating on you" into braille for the joke.

[@peculiarpossum7149]

Honestly I think it's really sad seeing the dating apps info, and just really cementing how poorly black women in particular are treated by *everyone*

[@averycheesypotato]

It really is messed up

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

I am reminded of the candid camera bicycle theft video. The actors were filmed attempting to steal a locked bicycle in a park that they did not have the key to. The black guys got the cops called on them. The blonde white chick was asked by a man WITH his WIFE what she was doing. Taking this bicycle. He HELPED her defeat the lock mechanism! In front of his wife! Everybody was assuming the black guy was stealing. Yet when the blonde white girl was doing, no cops were called. And one guy helped her!!!

[@galaxychill9578]

were there other demographics? like a white guy, black woman, other races?

[@Ashley_Graves_1]

Good evening, Mark. We love you, Mark. Thank you for uploading, Mark. You look and smell amazing.

[@eyalm867]

That

[@janekkouril476]

This

[@nox7638]

Das

[@trystanlamm6943]

Those

[@itzjuicegacha]

These

[@hollieBlu303]

The 'molten AI picture' at 35:31 is a design to make sense of how stroke victims interpret the world when/if they begin to recover. Its genius...but pretty upsetting. My Dad had a stroke in May 2020....first extended stay in hospital ever...and we couldn't see him because of the pandemic. Just so pleased to have him back...and he's recovered incredibly well - thank everything that's good in the universe ❤️🙏 THANK YOU! Love that man so much!

[@wolfiegirl83]

"Babies are absolutely biodegradable" This was more funny than it should've been.

[@bradiedean7466]

Here me out: I have a modest proposal

[@wolfiegirl83]

@@bradiedean7466?

[@melancolielupine2023]

As a French native, I can confirm that "guillotiner/to guillotine" is indeed a verb lol.

[@Flix19]

As a fellow French, I concur.

[@markbutspelledcark3362]

As someone who hasn't as much heard a word of French, I also concur

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

As someone that does speak french, I confirm too!

[@shashibossard99]

@@MaximeLafreniere433 as a english speaker, i need to comfirme that you should use "does" and not "doe" - ramdom french guy who know how to write in english

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

@@shashibossard99 I hate my keyboard, thanks for making me notice.

[@LKnivesGaming]

If anyone is curious about the inland sharks thing it's because of the Mississippi watershed and Bullsharks liking to make sojourns up it to scare old ladies.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Yup. One even made it all the way to the great lakes one time and was briefly mistaken for a new species

[@discordiacreates6669]

Yeah the one species of shark that figured out it could change how whichever gland regulates salt concentration in the body works, reverse trout! Big, toothy, reverse trout ^^'

[@RiverRunsThroughIt949]

As a resident of Kentucky, I can confirm that we have landsharks in the woods.

[@erin1569]

I love how Mark kept going with the "I'm sorry" through the whole video It's "I apologize for your loss" and "I'm sorry for your loss" The latter is general while the former suggests responsibility

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

I was looking for this. Thank you for validating me.

[@Annaonesun]

I think it's because in Swedish we don't use "sorry for your loss" as condolences while the word "förlåt" can be used as both "I apologise" and "I'm sorry", so it's a pretty confusing mix of words 😂

[@thedanishcatgirl3205]

Why do people say sorry for the loss? You say sorry to apologize for doing something unless you are responsible for the loss why are you apologizing?

[@lunarmy1336]

@TheDanishCatGirl :3 people in American say I'm sorry for things that aren't our faults it's more like I feel bad that something bad happened to you so I'm sorry it isn't related to us it's just an easy way to express condolences

[@thedanishcatgirl3205]

@@lunarmy1336 oh right I knew about the tendency to say sorry for a lot of things I guess that make sense. We just say that literally like I am sad about that or about your loss. Or if done more formally we say my condolences

[@haileyrussell9319]

15:50 that would also mean that people with brown eyes would just have really dark orange eyes which is cool

[@sock2828]

As funny as pairing dogs and humans with similar life expectencies together is it's also really sweet and absolutely something I would do when I get old.

[@irot9791]

I remember when my husband found out our oldest was at that age, we were waiting for the FBI to come get us based on how many teen girl/under 18 searches he did. That was an uncomfortable talk. He just wanted to see girls his own age or else it would be weird, he was 14 /sigh.

[@animeartist888]

Yikes. That is a super awkward conversation to have with anyone, much less your own child. I hope you at least got the message through.

[@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666]

I hope the FBI at least knew what was up damn that would be a very awkward situation

[@vincentdreemurr]

I feel like he shouldn't get used to that

[@firefangredmoon5961]

Im confused

[@irot9791]

@@animeartist888 Well he never got caught again and learned how to use incognito mode so he earned something at least lol

[@dipwob]

1:54 i can already see a comedic reboot with terry in a way too small dress and always has a high pitched voice on

[@erikawalata1741]

I need someone to make this movie

[@RialVestro]

No one should wear a way too small dress... at that point it's just a shirt... Unless you're also wearing pants.

[@tojie7804]

also he always has to speak in the third person

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

100% far better than anything live action disney did

[@qckreplacementvideos7561]

No high pitched voice, just Terry Crews. In princess dress. Magical!

[@SaltyTheFrog]

I was making myself some food while I watched this and my grandpa asked me "who's this fellow?" and I just said "a KZbinr" and he replied "so what does he do on the 'tube?" and said "he reads memes" and I then had to explain what a meme was to my 82 year old grandpa

[@JoshSweetvale]

"He's Letterman but for internet comics." Done.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Actual quote of me on Christmas Day 2022: "He looks at really poorly thought-out things people have posted online and makes jokes. It's funnier than I make it sound." I wasn't actually watching at the time, but the subject of KZbinrs making money came up, and as the youngest person present (34) I was put on the spot to describe an 'interesting KZbin.'

[@C-SD]

That sounds like something that would take a while.😂

[@orionskittles]

aw that's kind of wholesome tho :)

[@catmeows2031plays]

Your Grandpa be From WW2 [This Is A Joke Please Dont Take This As An Insult]

[@ASP_Particune]

15:50 As a fellow brunet, Click’s reaction made me laugh so hard every time I rewatched it. That is amazing.

[@rosiefay7283]

15:51 She's right. To him: you can have dark and pale shades of the same hue. Alice blue and navy are both shades of blue.

[@FelidaeFaeTV]

28:24 elderly pets are some of the most frequent to find in shelters and rescues. Theyre tossed aside for being old, having problems, etc. Knowing this service exists made me cry because it is truly needed in rhe world. So many elderly people are so alone and so are these poor babies. This is such a beautiful idea, and one I have thoufht of before but never thought Id see 😭💞 Elderly pets often dont need much extra care unless they have significant illness and such. Families often dont want them because they get bored of the pet sleeping all the time and such. ThIs is perfect because seniors at that point dont often need a puppy running around needing training and daily walks. This allows them to find a companion they can spend the rest of their life with, and the pups dont spend their last days in cages alone. Its absolutely beautiful...

[@karihuber3169]

The lamp packed like a body bag reminds me of something that happened a few years ago. Someone I know works at a company that makes machines against cancer. They sometimes travel to other parts of the company by plane and once they brought back something. It was an anatomically correct, life-sized (fake) male upper body they used for testing. They just put it in their suitcase and forgot about it, until the suitcase got to where they scan it. They had to go to security and tried to explain what it was for about 15 minutes, until security finally opened the suitcase and saw that it was fake. Everyone was pretty relieved😂

[@IsengardMordor]

Lmaoo 😂

[@Serai3]

12:15 Oh, yes. That's real. The internet in China is HEAVILY censored. There are a lot of phrases you can't use there.

[@fluorotoluene]

Just start talking about Winnie the Pooh (维尼熊) - that one's the most fun (their president looks like Winnie the Pooh but he hates the comparison)

[@Serai3]

@@fluorotoluene That just cracks me up. Imagine having that fragile an ego!

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@Serai3 Dictators are always massively insecure. They're like Incels with countries.

[@yc7850]

Oh no it absolutely is not real lol. I'm actually Chinese, in China. And I have viewed that Wikipedia article about Tiananmen massacre on my phone and on my personal computer. You internet DOES NOT get cut off because of that. But censorship is real tho you can't send it on Chinese social media.

[@Serai3]

@@yc7850 Well, that's what is being talked about. Nobody is saying your connection suddenly disappears, dude. Try to keep up.

[@squish154]

The actor who played Crabbe in Harry Potter got in trouble for smoking weed and participating in what I think were peaceful protests so he wasn't allowed to come back for the last movie. However, the character that replaced him was I think Blaze Zabini and had already been in the other Harry Potter movies.

[@justapanpirate]

Not peaceful, he brought either a Molotov or a bomb from what I remember

[@WiseWordsbyWiki]

Yeah different character, though I didn't hear about weed or protests though apparently a lot of the kid/tee supporting actors were kicked for weed. I remember an article where they were asking Radcliffe his opinion on keeping Depp in Fantastic Beast and Radcliffe just went "Took less to get kicked off of the HP sets"

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

A children's film obviously requires wholesome role models for the children to look up to. However, we must realize that in Britain you can be charged for *actually peaceful* protesting, so he may not have been all bad

[@MissCaraMint]

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty I though I read about some sort of physical altercation. Or was that someone els?

[@batsnghostz]

Based Crabbe actor

[@kelceyclark9917]

14:24 That actually might be a correct map. There's a shark species around the Americas (I forgot the species name, but I believe it's a bull shark or something) that can swim in the water of the Mississippi River and has gone pretty far up it at times. And while shark attacks tend to be uncommon, I can imagine that a shark that's in such an unfamiliar and narrow place would be easy to agitate

[@phoenixyfriend]

Yeah, that's my first thought! Those inland states are all along the Mississippi! It defines the border between them!

[@RingAroundMeReal]

14:21 Midwesterner here, while extremely uncommon compared to most attacks, shark attacks can happen in the middle united states, this is due to the bull shark being able to breath salt and freshwater allowing them to swim up and down the Mississippi as far up as Illinois.

[@justlurkingat8]

Thank you click the amazing content last year. Please know they were some of the biggest comforts during hard times. Thank you for bringing laughter and joy to so many

[@snekysneks]

The real emotional support demon was the Click all along.

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

Art teacher here. When children hand you art you admire it and say, “Tell me about it.”

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@vincentdreemurr]

pro tip: don't reject austrian artists

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

@@vincentdreemurr BwaHahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[@chang9576]

@@vincentdreemurr Oh man, that got dark fast...

[@fierypotato5067]

14:20 there is actually an explanation for this. If you notice the three inland states all border the Mississippi River which connects the the golf of Mexico. Bull Sharks are able swim in both salt and fresh water and while it is rare they will sometimes swim up the the river as far as Illinois. There are even some alleged sitings of them in Lake Michigan though I don’t think any of them have ever been conformed.

[@jonathanblair5920]

And the one in Texas is probably due to sharks getting into the Rio Grande.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@jonathanblair5920 Texas is also a coastal state, so it could simply be sharks attacking along the cosst

[@thedanishcatgirl3205]

Had a feeling the explanation was bullsharks since I knew they could swim up rivers

[@jonathanblair5920]

@@Amy_the_Lizard I... don't know why I though Texas was inland... I feel like an idiot now xD

[@genericname2747]

Sharks are weird

[@spookieloop]

The "Sticks and stones" thing reminds me of the time my bard accidentally one-shotted the first boss in our DnD campaign. He was an orcish wizard, and clearly knew the (amnesiac) half-orc barbarian, so I was specifically trying NOT to kill him, despite rolling high on the initiative, so I used Vicious mockery...rolled a 4 (on a d4) and my spellcasting bonus was +6. That squishy "beginner boss" wizard died before he got to cast a single spell (he was supposed to cast spells that would make him very hard to hit). That coined the phrase: "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will fucking kill you." (Bard took the spell book and ended up multiclassing into Wizard, so I had a Spirit Bard Necromancer by the end of that arc of the campaign. Definitely my favorite character that I've played, though she's an NPC now)

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Supply and demand definitely isn’t as straightforward as it may seem Back in high school my economics teacher also taught psychology and I thought that was a weird combo, but after taking economics… it makes a lot more sense

[@emeraldkoala2]

As an Australian, I find that passport joke hilarious.

[@maryamshaaban74]

I didn't understand it. Could you please explain?

[@stopske9332]

@@maryamshaaban74 Australia is a former british prison. They send bad criminals over to live in Australian colonies because there was no way for them to ever come back to Britain🤷🏼‍♀️

[@IvysPoison1987]

@@maryamshaaban74 we were convict colony, mostly Irish and English.

[@brianhines3833]

Yes a fellow Australian thank you god I thought I was the last of my cind on the internet

[@brianhines3833]

Thay did that in the 1700 second comment and the USA thay did that to

[@AspiringToFailure]

Grandad always told me that things could be worse. I could fall into a deep hole full of water, but I knew he meant well.

[@aliceramdom.s]

ok

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

Haha!

[@JootjeJ]

A lot of elderly English people stay use the phrase "There's worse things at sea." Always makes me think "I'm not at sea though", but yes, I know they mean well

[@Rita-kx3yr]

@@JootjeJa well is also a body of water

[@adamsalt9423]

Now you lot SEA here

[@rubenvd3913]

I had a shitty day, but your personality made me feel better. Thanks, Click.

[@missnaomi613]

Tomorrow will be better. 🙏❤😈

[@aramildarksabre2724]

(Originally from Michigan here.) About the shark meme, bull shark can survive in fresh water for extended periods of time. They have been found in the great lakes on several occasions.

[@SkylarSymphonic]

Well, this was it. This was the video in the entire campaign that got me to purchase an emotional support demon. I’ve been in kind of a funk in my life lately but I still didn’t buy one because I already have a ton of plushies. But this was the video that finally broke me and got me to purchase one. Awesome video as always, Click, and I’m looking forward to receiving my new emotional support friend.

[@wylmarp]

The "couple divorced because they found out they're cheating at each other - with each other" reminded me of the "But it's Better if You Do" Music Video

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@AquariumThoughts Click said that.

[@AquariumThoughts]

@@JoshSweetvale must have missed that comment. 🤦‍♂️

[@kindlin]

@@JoshSweetvale He said the Pina Colada song, but the video comment section agrees that's what that song also means. I couldn't quite understand his singing, and didn't try to look up he lyrics. Was mildly catchy.

[@Louam-Annam]

16:40 Click : I don't think I've ever seen it used as a verb, "guillotined" Me, a french person : But, that's quite a basic verb, why wouldn't it exist? How could we say that the king have been guillotined? ... I think I start to understand why other countries make fun of us

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

you kidding, right? that's like your greatest legacy

[@robertwilloughby8050]

Don't worry, here in the UK, when we cut paper to size, we call it "guillotining" and the paper has been "guillotined".

[@discordiacreates6669]

This is the second comment I've seen saying that's a French thing and I just have one question... Do I need to move countries? I'm pretty sure I've used that as a verb before because it makes sense to me, but I've also said some stuff that makes me wonder if English is actually my first language ^^' though I'm not fluent in any other one... ^^'

[@dmgroberts5471]

I don't know about the other countries, but for England it was the whole tennis ball thing. 😜 Disclaimer: I'm joking, it's all in the past. Literally.

[@koraorion4506]

As someone who has actually had a restraint fail on a ride like that, I would have had a heart attack during a prank like that. That ride attendant would be getting my hospital bill on the mail 😂

[@allisond.46]

Did you get hurt?

[@koraorion4506]

@@allisond.46 no, we got them to push the emergency stop button in time, but thanks for worrying about me!

[@dmgroberts5471]

It's funny, but at the same time, it's pretty shitty to convince someone they are about to die. "Your seatbelts are way too loose; you could just slip right out of the ride. Also, HAPPY LANDINGS!"

[@geekygamergirl7259]

Same happened to me but thank goodness before the ride. It was the big ride of that park and while I'd say your experience was worst it was horrible just feeling the attendants trying to slam this lap bar into place. Switched seats with my partner to see if it would change anything. Wouldn't lock for him so they apologized and gave us fast passes for waiting two hours just to get bruised by the attempts to secure us in. I will give them credit, they never blamed it on our weight. They admitted from the start it was likely a mechanical error. But the whole time I was thinking "If they give up and try to just launch this thing, I'm so suing!"

[@themisfitowl2595]

Yeah, I'm actually not laughing at that ride operator prank. I get that at no time were the restraints ever loosened, and the riders were both totally safe, but you shouldn't joke about that. People have died on rides because of restraint malfunctions. It's not a good idea to make light of that, especially if you are being recorded and want to keep your job... 😑

[@sachaAlex]

35:30 This picture was made to show people how it feels like to experince a stroke. Everything looks oddly familiar but you cannot name anything in particular. At least, that´s how I remember it.

[@nadinemalfoy-potter1196]

Now I want to see Terry Crews as Snow White, maybe with a wig and a dress. That could've been an episode in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.... Imagine Holt as the Evil Queen, and the 99 (+Kevin and maybe Pimento) as the 7 Dwarves. That would have been absolute chaos, lol.

[@antonfowler6582]

Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child

[@ShinTriAce]

That last picture was made to show the effects of certain kinds of brain injuries, where you can see stuff that kinda looks familiar, but you recognise nothing, if I remember correctly

[@celw3950]

click is honestly my stress reliever at this point and i love him for this

[@prinkpbj8027]

For the apple puzzle; you could also line up the apples, cut both in half in one cut, and all the kids get a half while you take the last one for yourself

[@hamst3r274]

Or you line up the kids and take both apples for yourself

[@gray6719]

16:10 really had me bc I've been saying for years that I'm orange as a joke. For reference, I'm Indian and often look orange in pictures.

[@wolf1066]

21:22 - that's delightfully evil! When I went on a similar ride, the operator said "Countdown from five" and then triggered the release on "2" - I'd say I got let off lightly, but...

[@LadyZubat]

People tend to forget how desperate people can be. A random person dies but the person who voted yes may be able to get out of life crushing debt.

[@Elipsyclips]

And if you're the only one pressing the deaths would not be that detrimental unless you killed pilots

[@leefisher6366]

Reminds me of 'The Button'. You get a million dollars if you press it, but a complete stranger to you dies. Person presses the button, gets the million, and asks what happens now. Button carrier says not to worry; they're taking it to someone else, with the same rules, but assures you that, to them, you are a complete stranger...

[@Serai3]

It's a meaningless puzzle because whether you accept or not, someone dies every three seconds or so. Take the money.

[@Maniac_l23]

@@Serai3 its actually like 1.8 people dying each second

[@Serai3]

@@Maniac_l23 Fine, whatever. The point is still the same.

[@chaichapstick]

For the image that said "name one thing," thats an image generated to let the average person know how a stroke victim feels as the stroke is happening

[@Fuchsschwester]

I read somewhere, that this was made to let people understand how it feel to have alzheimer or dementia. Things look familiar, but you cannot name them. For a stroke, I know the "FAST" test: Face. Is the minic equal? Arm. Can you raise them both to the same level? Speech. Can you talk clearly? Time. Is of the Essence. Get Help!

[@discordiacreates6669]

That image honestly bugged me but ig it makes sense now, my brain was trying to figure out what animal was in the bottom right, which I think Click thought was a clothing article? But I thought a couple things were just normal items ^^' Was anything actually a normal item?

[@lydiaboll2872]

I heard the picture is what derealization feels like.

[@gabrielellis3334]

26:00 the Mountain Dew thing mentioned is nothing but a myth.

[@ggenderking5609]

35:45 is an artists rendition of anxiety if i recall correct. It's supposed to give the feeling of dread someone feels during an anxious attack. The feeling of familiarity and unfamiliarity melting together.

[@TheFoxdaWa]

Nah I think it's an AI image of a stroke or something like that

[@theskydragon4518]

I ordered one demon for my girlfriend, and one for myself. We both cant wait for the boi to arrive

[@aliceramdom.s]

aw

[@vincentdreemurr]

@@aliceramdom.s well

[@TunaAlert]

I did it in secret, as a surprise

[@Gue5762Gue]

He looked genuinely panicked at being a dark Ginger. XD 16:20

[@aliceramdom.s]

ok

[@jaxscales6158]

And the “I just kissed your eyeball” had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@derekstein6193]

16:16 YES! I can be a Sith Lord now. I shall henceforth be called Dark Ginger.

[@psyche_therainsilk]

34:23 My father was a cop for 28 years, and I can confirm that does in fact work.

[@GwenivereDionyssiou-eo9zm]

17:47 OH MY GOODNESS SAME CLICK my bones have in fact cramped, that is the perfect way of describing that. I'm so uncomfortable thinking about this "shot glass"

[@Bandit2033]

30:50 I think the more likely reason for the theft, is free implies = probably broken or crappy and just want it gone, $50 = it works I've had similar situations, put something out with a free sign, nothing, change the sign to working water heating ... free, gone in a few hours.

[@LRM12o8]

6:22 may I add that the point of Escape (The Piña Colada Song) is that both husband and wife feel dissatisfied with their love life, but are too afraid to tell their SO about that, hence why they seek an affair and when they meet each other at the secret date, they finally realize they have the same (or compatible) unfulfilled desires and with this knowledge they can be a happy couple again. This sounds like such a missed opportunity to figure out why they weren't satisfied with each other anymore. But who knows, maybe they did talk about it, maybe came clean about their desires and realized they really could not give each other what they need...

[@thaddeusgenhelm8979]

I mean, to be fair, it also represents an extreme breach of trust from both parties, and its possible that one (or both) of them found that breach of trust to much to want to surmount or try to pursue the relationship following. While that's arguably hypocritical, obviously, relationships aren't generally founded on good, thorough logical considerations most days.

[@LRM12o8]

@@thaddeusgenhelm8979 nah, the ending of the third verse and the chorus that follows makes it pretty clear that they are amused and relieved at how the whole thing turned out and that it rekindled the flame of their relationship. Ultimately, the message of the song is that many couples don't talk enough about their thoughts & feelings with one another. Keep in mind, this song was written in 1979, the importance of communication in a relationship wasn't on a lot of people's minds back then. Many people still thought or were taught that strict, gender-based roles and obedience of the wife to the husband were the key elements of a successful marriage instead.

[@thaddeusgenhelm8979]

@@LRM12o8 Sorry, I was referring to the real couple (or at least alluded to couple, as, you know, stories on the internet, truth status questionable) with your comment about them missing an opportunity to discuss things, not commenting on the nature of the Pina Colada song.

[@BenderRodriguez10]

25:23 I think it’s a 9/11 reference. The UK lost a queen and the US lost two towers

[@therealvoid365]

Correct

[@LynR.M.1378]

I got the queen part but I was confused at why America had the two rooks missing

[@DummyDrawsStuff]

12:50 He has a life sized mold of everyone.

[@Yuruble]

22:50 -No, pull the ottoman in front of it or another chair & it's the 3rd child's bed!

[@fivelike11]

I swear, one day he's gonna call out my name and it'll be right the day I'm on the bathroom stall. That day is the day I die.

[@hollyhartwick3832]

That wasn't Vincent Crabbe. They replaced him with Blaise Zambini as one of Malfoy's lackeys because Jamie Waylett got arrested and incarcerated for 2 years during production of the series.

[@chatboulon743]

*pats your back* Shhh, it's okay. Not everyone can understand the joke...

[@hollyhartwick3832]

@@LiveLaughLocklyle - Not really. It was just a lousy joke in poor taste, and some people might genuinely misunderstand what actually happened.

[@AC8X]

@@hollyhartwick3832 somehow doubt anyone would misunderstand. Obviously a white boy didn’t spontaneously turn into a whole different person

[@hollyhartwick3832]

@@AC8X - Actually, I have heard of people thinking he had been recast and that it was the same character. Some (though hopefully not many) thought he had been recast black as forced diversity rather than simply being swapped for another prominent Slytherin.

[@mavnalysse]

@@AC8X they did the same thing with Lavender Brown's character - they had two different black actresses portraying her in the movies, then cast a white actress when she became more prominent in the plot as Ron's girlfriend.

[@milbo06]

My brain saw the notification and first went r/ILoveMath and then "Stab one kid", which absolutely captured me, making me click on the video within seconds

[@2Ten1Ryu]

I did exactly the same.

[@AndaraBledin]

Can confirm on the pricing. My workplace was moving to a smaller space and wanted to get rid of a bunch of furniture, so at first, they actually sold items... then when there weren't that many left, they put them out front with signs with prices on them but had then close enough to the curb that someone could roll up and take off with them, and that way they didn't have to haul any of it. Meanwhile, I used to work with my mother at craft shows selling hand-made jewelry and crafty stuffs, and if you didn't find the sweet spot, you'd never sell anything. You had to make sure it was enough that people didn't think you were selling junk, but not so high that they'd think it was too expensive and just leave.

[@caltheuntitled8021]

12:58 It’s later revealed in that episode that he does have molds of everyone, and most of the characters are very nonchalant about it. Then again, this is the guy that carries around various obscure musical instruments.

[@IxodesPersulcatus]

The funniest thing about the astronauts thing is that it's pretty much impossible to maintain an erection in microgravity

[@dragonsarebutterflies3663]

U know from experience?

[@thugpug4392]

BRO keep it to yourself you just ruined my day

[@ruileite2634]

What!?

[@JootjeJ]

How do you know?

[@SkyP9812]

Why do you know this?

[@hy-roller7771]

The oil change for $150 meme is pretty funny. Especially considering she's sitting in a tesla & they don't need oil changes because they have electric motors.🤣🤣 That woman just got ripped off🤣

[@ShockingPikachu]

FR tho the only liquid things that would need replacing is like... coolant for the batteries... which you do not do often at all 😂

[@chatboulon743]

Yall, shoosh. Let this woman think she's pretty. 😂

[@BananaWasTaken]

30:40 To be fair the person who posted that said they were tired and accidentally made a mistake and it was instead meant to read ‘large boulder the size of a small CAR’

[@orcamelons]

I don’t know if anyone else has stated this so I will at 14:22 the reason why there are attacks inland is because bull sharks are crazy resilient and can survive in freshwater. So it is not super uncommon for them to swim up rivers .

[@punnup3452]

2:00 black ice and the seven little homies

[@Carcar922]

Only six likes

[@PabloLewis-ve6ud]

​@@Carcar922no it's 15

[@1tz_Rav3n]

@@PabloLewis-ve6ud16*

[@AspiringToFailure]

31:26 I think it's called Goldilocks pricing. When given 3 prices: super cheap, reasonable or mega expensive, most people will choose reasonable even for the exact same product with a different label.

[@roopj002]

there was a story about a department store in New York, 40+ years ago. They had got in a bunch of expensive, but really ugly sweaters that they couldn't unload, they kept marking them down and no one would buy them, until someone got the bright idea to mark them up to like twice the original price. They sold out in about 2 weeks.

[@bane2201]

23:28 One of my favorite high school teachers was young and completely bald but had a majestic red beard. He looked awesome. There was _very_ briefly a subreddit for his beard, although that was started as a joke and probably banned due to inactivity close to a decade ago.

[@Cheezymuffin.]

28:44 Those are pads to make her chest look bigger (cause big booba woman sells product better) but they slipped down 0_0

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

The ironic part about the art school meme is that Adolf was rejected from art school because his painting were way too traditional

[@scientificidiot4165]

The someone random dies one is so disappointing in that so many people said no. People die more than once a second, who cares if that day the total deaths raises by 0.000..1%

[@onijester56]

I believe that in microeconomics, the "sells more when price increases" is the general characteristic for a "Commodity"/"commodity market" as opposed to a "Necessity". I know there's more nuance to it than just that, but I recall that being one major aspect between the two.

[@thaddeusgenhelm8979]

It's also one of the fun flaws in a lot of economic models that require all participants to be perfectly rational actors, because the fact that this is a known quantity demonstrates that humanity, in aggregate, may behave predictably, but not perfectly rationally.

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

I think it tends to happen with status symbols.

[@v01dTelevision]

34:10 another better option would be to say “even” instead of “especially”

[@blakefox9884]

KY stands for Kentucky. And yes I live in the woods of Kentucky and can attest that there are landsharks lurking all around.

[@jon85753]

Acording to a 1990 study, 25 percent of the time, pedestrians are hit on the crosswalk, and 26 percent are hit while jaywalking. The 49 or such remaining percentages are divided between when the pedestrian is on a sidewalk, along the side of a street, when there are no sidewalks, or when their own car is having problems.

[@anotherwofartist5895]

14:26 Kentuckian here! This is completely correct! Harpoons and knives are common gear on nature walks and hikes to protect against ‘woodswimmers’ as we call them. I’ve only been camping once and it was great, there was a huge woodswimmer in the woods. It was a pretty docile one all considered, it let me walk right up and feed it a hotdog. They’re not as scary as everyone seems to think, just give them some food and a little love and they’re like huge forest puppies!

[@ronanmates7812]

"Sticks and stones my break my bones, but words will leave you with deep psychological scars that will haunt you forever"

[@lekiscool]

I used to ask my nephew to tell me about his drawings because I literally had no idea how to react to them. 😂

[@salamanda11]

The girlfriend with the “up dog” I’m feckin dead

[@Honey_and_me]

Would you tell me, what it is? According to her reaction i don't want top google it

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

She knew what she was doing, she had to!

[@salamanda11]

@@Honey_and_me The boyfriend was asking her to pass the up dog, and he was trying to get her to say “what’s up dog?” And then he’d be like “not much what’s up with you?” or whatever. It’s such a dumb joke, but I love that he couldn’t get her to say it. 😂

[@justinross7283]

35:55 the picture is a visual appearance of a stroke where everything is familiar yet indistinguishable.

[@thanook]

32:17 goddamn i felt chills after that one