r/GaySoundsSh*tposts - ah yes... The 5 Genders

[@Basti_Wood]

thank you so much finally a new video, i've been waiting since last year for a new one.

[@gayslaybestie9317]

it’s been a YEAR click!

[@cranberry420]

The dad jokes are real in here

[@aliceramdom.s]

@@gayslaybestie9317 a yearly click

[@gayslaybestie9317]

@@aliceramdom.s me? with a reply on a comment pinned by the click? clearly i’m famous

[@AtlantisWolfshark]

clever...

[@whiterabbit47]

I went to Christmas dinner in full girl mode, the only one surprised by this was my dad. We all telepathically decided it would be funny to gaslight him whenever he mentioned it

[@lucky-segfault]

Sometimes family is beautiful

[@LancashireAndYorkshire]

Would've loved to be a fly on the wall in that room

[@XSillygooseX]

Can we have quotes from the event?

[@scientificallyaccuratespino]

So are you transfem? I’m confused

[@sarabrenna5525]

You brought a new meaning to "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss". I applaude you all.

[@mariscostumes3815]

My managers name is Devin, I once had an argument with a transphobe and he just came up behind the guy and said "your going to shut up and accept him or you can just walk out right now." The dude walked out never to be seen again and Devin the manager is my protector. Hes the only one who actively corrects people even though it's 1% of the warehouse that doesn't even know me he still corrects if he hears my name

[@omgnoooooo]

Devin!!!

[@vanya_cat]

maybe its him 🤩🤩

[@Ohokk0]

based devin

[@bootleghollowknight]

Thank you devin

[@efulmer8675]

Managers who do their goddamn job protecting and sticking up for their employees are the best.

[@aceinashoppingcart]

Clownfish can trans their gender pretty much at any time! It typically happens when the population is lacking one gender. The dominant fish of the other gender then changes to the lacked one. It's pretty interesting!

[@elainasynranelt]

“trans their gender” im stealing that

[@haywoodjablomie587]

Rebirth

[@anna84259]

@lynlovesthedead you cannot transition from one sex to another fully *yet* unfortunately, however you can definitely transition in terms of your gender and even change most of your body parts if you desire so ^^

[@lelysio5688]

Yup. So proud for Nemo's mom.

[@Nova-bv5qb]

@@anna84259 thank you

[@MystDupp]

My dad made a joke awhile back, "how to spot a trans person" turns out, the joke was about literally spotting them, like at the gym

[@qtea3.149]

🏋️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍⚧️ we be liftin

[@sourgreendolly7685]

See people say you can't joke about transpeople but this is proof you can, it's just gotta be a joke and not bigotry. That's a rough concept for some.

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

​@@sourgreendolly7685 the key is not punching down or being meanspirited tbh

[@maximehaldane]

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would rather you not be doing it.” -Terry Pratchett

[@bootleghollowknight]

Terry pratchett was incredibly based

[@Earthstar_Review]

Welp, time to eat a microwave pizza with a spoon! Sir Pratchett said so.

[@horsegirltoyou4339]

​@@Earthstar_Review Earthstar, you're confused... But you've got the spirit!

[@FrancisR420]

​​@@horsegirltoyou4339microwave Pizza is a nickname for their partner.

[@phoenixsmith5571]

I don’t understand why more dresses don’t have pockets… it’s not that hard for companies to put them in the seams… they’re hidden, they’re simple, and they really don’t take that much fabric…

[@o-mangaming5042]

Because it would cut into the purse industry.

[@shadowdemon2272]

They do it on purpose, that way women have to buy purses instead...

[@phoenixsmith5571]

@@shadowdemon2272 well jokes on them I just add my own pockets 😂

[@shadowdemon2272]

@@phoenixsmith5571 Yesss!! Fight the system!!!

[@ohlookabee8615]

because if women have pockets, they can hide the ingredients for their witchcraft! pockets would cause society too collapse! /jk

[@qweeesh]

I commend Click's detective skills, wearing the gæy so he can further understand our ways. His rainbow tie is truly admirable Edit: well color me rainbow, this comment blew up

[@CharlieApples]

He’s going in deep

[@lucienfortner841]

@@CharlieApples That's what she said

[@bleachedkill]

@@lucienfortner841 you missed an opportunity for more gæy there.

[@raptorsedge6866]

@@CharlieApples That's what he said

[@DuplexWeevil337]

@@raptorsedge6866 thats what they all said...

[@purplesam2609]

One thing I really like is that if you lighten up the American flag you get trans colors. I've seen so many accidental trans things (like frosted "patriotic" pretzels where the blue and "red" were very light)

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

That can be done with many flags because most flags are striped.

[@STPLafou]

Someone in my neighborhood has a USA flag, but the stripes are the rainbow flag. Naturally, I call it the GAY AMERICA flag, and I'm very happy whenever I pass by it.

[@kingbaku5092]

Me when I make white lighter

[@superlimeapple]

@@STPLafou GAYMERICA

[@Nova-bv5qb]

@@STPLafou Love it

[@iateitguy903]

19:53 Not cis, but I remember testing the waters at work by "crossdressing" on Halloween. Got plenty of compliments and nobody batted an eye. Came out fluid a couple months ago and I'm not even 100% if anyone actually noticed, so I think that's a mission accomplished.

[@RunOut25]

Heh, that’s exactly what I’m planning next Halloween.

[@aliceramdom.s]

you mean dressing up

[@iateitguy903]

@@aliceramdom.s Well, I figured if they cared about a Halloween costume they'd probably care about it on other days. Haven't had anyone complain about it the entire time I've been out, so I guess I was right.

[@ЛукВарёный]

Nice 👍

[@sophiaswain2839]

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LIVING MY DREAAAAAM😂😂😂❤❤❤ (I'm also a liquid)

[@lavender3609]

You know what they say: Christmas without HRT is just Cismas.

[@ThatFont]

I know this is a year old but when I say my jaw dropped…😂

[@keishirarobison6778]

S T O P LMAO

[@ConejitoPequenito]

His dyslexia made the catgirl post twice way funnier

[@aliceramdom.s]

yes

[@nzredwolf4048]

"the catgirl post"

[@MoffyMoth]

Giant black slugs can change their gender. When it's mating time they all line up and the first one in line turns male and the rest are female and he male just goes down the line mating with the females. It's super cool :3 Edit: just Google checked and the giant slugs I was talking about is actually called a black sea hare which is more of a sea slug than a regular slug you can find in your backyard

[@-Devy-]

Regular slugs don't really need to change as all or practically all of them are hermaphrodites and can fertilize themselves as well as mate with others.

[@dandelion_16]

Lots of mollusks and a few fish can

[@mmangalisomasinga432]

That one slug that camped at the mating spot

[@wulle8509]

Also, there is a slug or a bug (can't remember) that is intersex. They will fight with their d*cks until one pierces the other. The loser is wounded and has to carry the eggs while the winner searches for the next opponent.

[@aliceramdom.s]

one fish in the sea can change its sex

[@sprout6379]

the "best friend came out as bi i might have a chance" history actually happened with me, im a transfem have been in love with a gay friend for months and some days after they came out as non-binary they came out as bi and we are dating now life is beautiful

[@aidennevada243]

Good for you!

[@chatboulon743]

"What gender are you?" "I'm a Minecraft dirt block." 🤣🤣🤣

[@AstralArbourSys]

Tempted to make that my gender now

[@F80armitgod369]

I am he/him gay but wild and bdsm type xd

[@killmine1235]

Male, female. Nah, I'm a walmart bag

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

​@@F80armitgod369 🤢🤢

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

🐒

[@TrashPandaPirate]

19:01, I’m a guy whose pretty straight but my taste in women is literally the accurate gaydar ever. Literally ever girl I’ve dated in my life has come out as a lesbian at some point after our relationship, THIS HAS HAPPENED 4X NOW

[@Sacabambaspis.]

OML SAME

[@hobbitpeddler4267]

Same thing happened to my sister. Every guy she had a crush on/dated turned out to be gay.

[@hailyjohnson407]

Every guy I've ever dated has since come out as gay after we dated. I tease my current boyfriend of 5 years that he needs to be careful, because if he ever wants to break up with me, I'll be the last girl he'll ever date and there's only men in his future after me 😂😂 he thinks it's funny and we're both chill since our entire friend group from high school is part of the alphabet mafia (including me), but his very conservative family is not amused by the joke 😂

[@aliceramdom.s]

lol. yes. you are the straight-gay hereo

[@awkwardukulele6077]

I had a similar issue, until I realized I was a trans woman and then it kinda became no big deal. It can’t be great finding out your crushes don’t like guys, though. My heart goes out to you, brother 🫡❤

[@jasonlambert109]

7:52 I work in a predominantly female office where I am one of two guys in a team of 24. I am very open a out my being trans and announced it unintentionally during a department meeting. No worries, everyone was fine with it. Context given, I can tell the relative part now lol. After this day sooo many coworkers would be like “hey, Gurrrrrllll-Boy! Dude!” Or “Same, Sis I.. umm Bro.. BRO! Same, Bro!” It took a bit for them to understand that I dont care if they say guurrl or Sis. They weren’t being rude or whatever. As long as they don’t go out of their way to call me a girl/she/her/ whatever, I don’t care.

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

And everyone is using dude these days to refer to anyone when emphasizing a comment. Like: Dude! Chill out! The exam isn’t gonna be that hard! Dude! It’s only three dollars! Go ahead and buy it if you want it. Or… Dude! I’ve been collecting shark plushies for two decades and now you’re telling me it’s a “thing”?? (Got a really nice hammerhead (Monterey Bay Aquarium) and a great white (gift)).

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Really glad for you, bro! ^-^

[@Tanis031]

The thing that gets me is for me, I speak of nobody else, dude is not a gendered term. If I use it, which I admit is rare but if I do, I could be referring to literally anyone in a room. "See the dude about the tickets. They'll solve everything" translates to "Go to the ticket counter. Talk to Lisa. They're great". However, I totally see why people typically associate it with guys so I tend to not use it.

[@alexw.7097]

Similar sort of thing at my workplace, I have not begun physically transitioning, but all of my coworkers are aces about my identity and pronouns and all that. One of my bosses pretty much worked with only girls there for a couple of years before I came along, and she was so used to saying like "Okay Ladies" "C'mon girls" and stuff that when I started she would always apologize if she said something like that and I was included, but I was always like "I'm not offended or upset, I'm down to be 'one of the girls' in name only."

[@alfonzo2369]

"I have issues and I'm not accepting help thank you" I NEED this on a shirt

[@alexw.7097]

Same

[@aesummers17]

I love this so much

[@CommissarMitch]

22:26 I have a friend who came out as trans with the name Amy. When she came out everyone in her friend group was spamming this comic at her. It was very funny and for me who was not there I can still feel the love.

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

Did the frend die😇

[@Sapsipper65_what-do-heellll]

@@Sc2WarCriminal wait huh

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

@@Sapsipper65_what-do-heellll 43%

[@xXMindSoulXx]

@Sc2WarCriminal that’s quite insensitive, also why the 😇 emoji in relation to that?

[@Moravian_Mf]

​@@Sc2WarCriminalSad thing you didn't die tbh...

[@theuncalledfor]

31:03 Okay but Peach looks _amazing_ in Luigi's plumber suit.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

For a moment I thought you were going to say there were two kinds of evolution. The one where everything keeps evolving into crabs, and then there's catgirls.

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

there’s a secret third option - the one where plants keep becoming TREES

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@poisonedkilljoy9304 true, I only mentioned animal options. Plants have the superior route. Wouldn't it be interesting if a tree evolved into a crab? Maybe even terrifying.

[@Sharkakaka]

I mean... it isn't wrong...

[@Sharkakaka]

@@ladykoiwolfe trees eventually either become crabs, Zomoks(tree dragons) or nymphs and there is little in between

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@Sharkakaka beautiful. Dryads (tree nymphs) are beautiful, but we've been there. Ents would be amazing. Tree crabs is what I'm waiting on. A tree dragon is just too much too hope for, it would be perfection.

[@rapperblut1617]

"50% chance of becomming a girl and 50% chance of getting a million dollars" so basicly a 100% ill become a girl and a 50% chance ill be a filthy rich girl

[@intercat4907]

As a transman, I am in on this one, too. Either I wind up rich, or I wind up with a situation I have all the skills to fix ....

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Is there anything stopping you from pressing the button multiple times? If not, I’ll just keep pressing that button until I’m a trillionaire.

[@KazumiyaEnthusiast]

@@caltheuntitled8021 that would involve pressing that button a million times. Your hands will get a workout of a lifetime

[@caltheuntitled8021]

@@KazumiyaEnthusiast 2 million, actually. Each press only has a 50% chance of giving me money.

[@KazumiyaEnthusiast]

@@caltheuntitled8021 oh right... you will become the buffest trillionaire in the world

[@dotthedot9080]

The click calling astolfo a "catgirl" is the best new years gift I've ever gotten

[@ericcarvalhoferreira512]

Wait a second, THAT'S NOT A GIRL.

[@zeestar0112]

@@ericcarvalhoferreira512 correct. now go enjoy the nsfw

[@ericcarvalhoferreira512]

@@zeestar0112 Already enjoyed it.

[@18Hongo]

"I may not be genderfluid, but I'll put my fluid in every gender" - Astolfo, according to a meme on @Voicequills' KZbin channel. She's a trans voice actress; you should check her out if you like weird, perverted stuff. The fact that her stuff is weird and perverted isn't because she's trans: it's because she's a weird pervert. Who happens to be trans. Just watch her videos. And stay away from her browser history.

[@gay4femboys]

​@@ericcarvalhoferreira512same here

[@ShadoeLandman]

20:40 I'm a cis woman, and you'd be blown away by the questions people have asked me about my private areas. I don't doubt that trans people get asked more, but it's not just them. For example, I was in a restaurant once and an older man I'd never met before asked my what color my pubic hair is and have I or have I considered dying it, because he said he'd heard there are people that do that. And things I can't comment in here or I could lose my account.

[@NaBa.O3O]

"You're a grown adult, why do you have so many plushies?" It is BECAUSE I'm an adult that I (finally) have the money to buy them, Linda! 🙄

[@elaexplorer]

The clown fish. Puts a whole new spin on Finding Nemo. Edit: Looked it up cause I remember there being a frog too: Heat causes central Bearded Dragons to change sexes before they hatch. The common reed frog changes if there are too many of one. Clownfish. If the dominant female of the group dies or gets removed, the dominant male will change to female. Green sea turtles, but also only before hatching. Slipper Limpets (a sea snail) change from male to female as they age. The Bluehead wrasse start as female and then change to male after a successful mating.

[@YareYareDazeJiJi]

...man I wish I was a Bluehead Wrasse...

[@asheronwindspear552]

Finding no one (meaning of Nemo's name) but yourself.

[@inspecterspook]

There's also a kind of shrimp, the nauplius shrimp, which can procreate without male influence, but males can fertilize the eggs to make them more durable (lasting up to 4 years). The eggs only hatch males when their habitat is getting harder to live in, e.a. the water drying up.

[@al3xisd3ad]

adding more fun facts to this: many snails have no gender at all and procreate asexually, a single snail can lay and fertilize their eggs. racing line flatworms have a peepee sword fight, the one who loses will be the one to carry the eggs to term. the split gill fungi has 20,000 sexes, and possibly more. sometimes female lions grow a mane and start acting like both male and female lions, even mating with both sexes. so, we have trans, bi, dom lions.

[@Aroacerat]

Crocodile egg temp determines whether the nest is all female or all male. I think cold is male, once it gets warm enough its female? Might be backwards.

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

We all have issues. Some we deal with. Some we turn into a strength. Some we learn to love and accept.

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

others we refuse to deal with and instead absorb into our sense of humour! the worse the issue, the funnier you become!

[@schrodingerskatze4308]

Some we just ignore

[@kissit012]

Some we project onto others

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

@@poisonedkilljoy9304 all are excellent points!

[@sovietdoge.7369]

@@poisonedkilljoy9304 Yay!!! That's why me and everyone I know are hilarious!

[@rustkitty]

27:46 In the first quarter of the 21st century we used to complain "Where is the flying car I was promised?!", but in the second quarter we'll complain "Where is the catgirl transformation gas I was promised?!". Sigh, the future is always disappointing...

[@melissawickersham9912]

You don’t want a flying car for three reasons: 1. They are ridiculously impractical. Combining the lightweight technology of an airplane with the weight and features of a car just doesn’t work well. 2. They are expensive. 3. You need a pilot’s license to fly one. A flying car would practically be a private powered aircraft like a helicopter or a Gee Bee racing plane.

[@mellohiwastaken]

There are actually several animals that can change their sex/gender: -Frogs - Congrats Click, you got it right! -Clownfish -Seahorses -Black sea hare - It's a sea slug, also no credit to me, @Moffy in the comments said that 4 months before me lol -Ribbon Eel -Gobies - ILOVETHATWORDAAA -Parrotfish and many others!

[@melissawickersham9912]

Birds can do that too.

[@FrancisR420]

​​@@melissawickersham9912it only goes ftm apparently.

[@mizixy9624]

I had the sweetest interaction at a bank. I’m a cis woman and I think the teller thought I was a trans man and was very respectful in how he was interacting with me.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

Aw, that's nice of him, if a bit overzealous 😂

[@mizixy9624]

@@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos I thought so too. I was called sir at first and when he saw my feminine name on my driver’s license, he called me by it and then asked if I was okay with him using that name.

[@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832]

4:25 Option three: no one recognized her and thought she was a girlfriend brought by someone else so they spent the whole party trying to figure out which family member she was dating. Afterwards, she gets a bunch of calls wondering where she was when the Christmas party was happening.

[@BlessAphrodite]

I love that 😂😂

[@aliceramdom.s]

lol

[@anjelica948]

Its so true though, the idea that you often change perceptions of yourself the older you get and the more experiences you have. For nearly a decade I thought of myself as bisexual, fell in love with a man, and during the course of that relationship (which ultimately ended) I realized I wasn’t actually bi, I was demisexual. Once I figured that out, I stopped being so stressed about why I was so adverse to being intimate with people I didn’t know well. The amount of relief I felt when I realized I didn’t need to force myself to casually date in the hopes of finding a partner was immense. Take the time you need to figure out who you are, don’t be afraid to change your mind if what you thought of yourself before doesn’t fit with who you are now. Its much better in the long run.

[@kissit012]

You can be bi and Demi they’re both expressions of sexuality. Not even related really.

[@ninawth]

Yay fellow demi! I don't know what my sexual orientation is, seeing as I never feel attracted to anyone. I used to struggle with that question a lot, but now I have come to a place where I don't really care. Dating just isn't for me, and I don't need a partner anyway, so none of it matters 😁

[@sophiachalloner8951]

I don't know what demi means but not wanting to date strangers sounds like me. Please explain further, I may be on the edge of a breakthrough.

[@anjelica948]

@@sophiachalloner8951 So, as so far as I understand it, Demisexual applies to people who do not feel a physical attraction to other people, Unless there is a strong mental or emotional connection. Which, depending on the person, can mean that a person who is demisexual could feel attraction to any gender, as long as that mental/emotional connection was there first. I imagine like most other things in humanity, a spectrum exists, and some people who are more interested in the mental/emotional connection first, might still have other physical preferences. Sexuality is a surprisingly complicated spectrum.

[@anjelica948]

@@kissit012 If a person wants to apply both labels to themselves, then by all means, go for it. For me, it doesn’t work, just based on the definitions of the labels involved. For me, demisexual fits me much better than bisexual, but if someone else wants to use both, or if they have a different definition of either term, then that’s ok too. I like labels, insofar as they allow people to describe themselves in a way that makes sense. But if one, or even multiple labels, doesn’t apply to a specific person, then they don’t need to use it. I personally am very comfortable with the demisexual label. But sexuality is a complicated spectrum, and as long as the individual feels comfortable, it doesn’t matter that much.

[@char-leewiebe7199]

The main women/sisters in the tv show CHARMED (1998-2006) were all female "P" names Pru, Piper, Phoebe and Page.

[@char-leewiebe7199]

Also as far as the bi story goes, I once told my friend that as much as he and I both think we need a man, mine had better not be bi because I'm Not Sharing! 😉🤣

[@Random-sk6hm]

I loved Charmed it was so good

[@ConstantChaos1]

@Random4 same although they did use the racial slur g*psy alot (although im glad they did research for romani magic)

[@theokaygatsby228]

I wonder if the “Pakistani International Airport” thing was bc the name Pia exists but I assume it’s also an abbreviation of the airport so it somehow got replaced by the ‘full name’

[@michellebrickner9307]

I am a cis woman with DD's and one time a pharmacist referred to me as "sir". Like, she had my account up on her screen, I was wearing a tight shirt, and she continued to call me "sir" the entire time.

[@olderalt.4066]

man, that is just unfortunate.

[@Lunathicc312]

I love the idea of the emotional support demon being trans

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

P sure angels and demons are nonbinary

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

They aren't supposed to kill themselves

[@Gecko730]

​@@Sc2WarCriminal wdym ?

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

@Gecko730 demons aren't supposed to kill themselves and neither are therapists

[@Gecko730]

@@Sc2WarCriminal what ? They don't kill themselves

[@ComicGal]

"I have issues and im not excepting any help thank you" is going to be my quote for the year

[@tdsollog]

I work as a civilian on a military base, and it’s wonderful being out of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” era. I saw a faded US flag being flown on a MAGA’s truck. (I’m a cis, hetero, demisexual female), BTW. I told him I thought it was so cool that he was flying a bi pride flag (it was super faded). He didn’t take too kindly to that because other guys laughed at him. The next time I saw the truck it had “truck balls”, with a new flag and masculine bumper stickers. 😂😂😂😂

[@comradewindowsill4253]

lmao the fact that the other dudes laughed at him, nature is healing

[@alexw.7097]

Psssst, next time, tell him you're proud of him for getting his truck gender affirming treatments (the Truck Nuts)

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

🇸🇾🇪🇬🇪🇭🇯🇴🇰🇼🇵🇸🇹🇲🇸🇦

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Rumor has it that if you collect all five genders you can summon the ultimate mother of all emotional support demons.

[@eclat4641]

Oooooh ☺️

[@andrewtime2994]

Thank you for starting this rumor.

[@blanktheblanket8081]

Making the mother of all emotional support demons Jack, can't freet over every gender

[@justaperson4656]

12:50 a quote I really like in connection with this: Your body is a temple, but you're the god to whom it's devoted. Decorate your temple in a way that honours who you are.

[@silver5866]

26:00 Dresses with hidden pockets exist. I got my first one in middle or high school. It was a good compromise between my grandmother and I for me to wear to church. I was a tomboy, but honestly thought I might be trans because of that grandmother. Fun fact: it's okay to be a girl that doesn't love all the super girly stuff. Yes, even if you like wearing Axe body spray. No, it won't turn you into a lesbian (she told me that it would). Even if you are trans, it would be okay. But those things don't necessarily make you like that. 😅😅

[@GusTheDeviant]

My parakeet was intersex and transed his own gender at some point, Alex Jones is shaking in his boots

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

😂 same with mine

[@Bofore13]

What's your gender? "The proletariat"

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Marx's Transgenderism be ruining our great captialiat society.

[@andreatomasi3755]

"My gender is a organization of 30 country in the atlantic" "WTF" "The test don't lie"

[@juliakiehl9557]

Ah yes my gender is a feminism !!! 😤

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

“what’s your gender?” “the binary is a bourgeois fiction and i refuse to conform to it” (for any binary people here - this is a JOKE, i am not attacking you)

[@janemiettinen5176]

I think Im mostly a reddit too, with 30% proletariat, 20% Nato. Its complicated.

[@May-or-May-not]

"trying is the first step towards failure" 😂 I will keep this gem with me always

[@Т1000-м1и]

Tbh the "and why are you excited about me possibly being X" response is so underrepresented in arguments that it always works

[@sophielowin2188]

hOw thE TUrN TAbLes Get FiLpPeD iNTo gAY 🤣🤣IM DYING

[@Mark-The-Void]

I don't care if this gets buried, I want to express how thankful I am to click for helping me deal with my dysphoria and making my day better everytime he posts. Thank you so much click

[@Loooore3483]

Same

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

Cliccy wiccy do be a king like that

[@Mark-The-Void]

@@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos yeah. He's the best

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

L pfp

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

​@@Sc2WarCriminalyou've made 101 comments on this channel just to make transphobic comments so pack up and leave incel

[@Moonfairy251]

So my niece (mtf) views me as her mother and she came out to me as Trans and at that moment...I KNEW what had to be done. I looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "How dare you! Clearly you know that this makes me...TRANSparent!" And the groan just, "Noooo, your jokes are so bad." So right now we're figuring things out. I gave her an old ass skirt that is WAY to big for me know and I fucking suck with make up but still trying out different things with her. So far she really likes eyeshadow and loves her hair pulled up into a high pony tail. She is interested in wanting to get top surgery so to help figure out what sort of chest size she wants (please don't flame me, idk if it even works like that) I'm gonna have her put a bra on and stuff it to figure out where she likes it.

[@MichiruEll]

That sounds lovely! For the top surgery, it'll likely take some time. If she decides to take hormones, she'll likely develop breasts, so it may be worth her waiting to see how much develops without surgery. Then the process is very similar to any woman getting a breast augmentation. Surgeons take pictures and show simulations of how it would look with different amounts added. Depending on country, she'll be able to have the surgery covered by health insurance (but then she may need therapist letter). In the meantime, she can buy some fake silicon breasts that can be put inside a bra and look very realistic. They suction to the skin a little bit so that they don't move around. Of course no idea how old your niece is, if sge can make her own healthcare decisions, what her financial situation is, etc...

[@Moonfairy251]

@@MichiruEll Ah, okay I wasn't all too sure if hormones would have her develop. This is new waters for me and I am more than glad to show her support and try to help out as much as I can. She's in her 20's and where she works has insurance which covers many areas including gender reassignment and mental health. We'll have to look into getting silicon breasts at some point. Right now she is trying to settle on a name she likes (so far there are two of them). That and she has asked for help in changing how she walks. Honestly? I didn't know that there was gendered walking? I just see it as people going about, but if it makes her happy? I'll see what can be done.

[@MichiruEll]

@@Moonfairy251 It's so nice that you're supporting her like that. And don't worry, many parents don't really know what their trans child is embarking on. It's all about listening and following their lead :) The walking is an interesting question. I remember that teen movies in the early 2000 sometimes had montages of girls being taught how to be more lady-like (sometimes seriously, sometimes it was a joke), and I did practice along as a pre-teen myself. I also remember watching a TV segment explaining how women in Miss France contest were taught how to walk in heels to be the most appealing. By now, I don't think about how I walk, but I'm sure the gendered practice as a teen had an influence. Anyway, I wish your niece and you a lot of fun with exploring her femininity. It's a beautiful journey, even if there's some challenges to it.

[@Moonfairy251]

​@@MichiruEll That is more than fair, I know she is super nervous and hell. A life motto of mine is 'So long as you're not harming anyone? Go for it!' But yes, I am following on and listening. She looked up phantom cramps when looking into treatment therapy. So, I explained to her what they were and walked her through coping methods should it come to that . But yeah, I always thought the whole gendered walk was a bit odd. But if she wants to do it? Heh...That is something I can't do. I'm more like a damn bull in a china shop. But thank you so much! I'm really excited to see her through all of this. She's going to want to look at clothing and expressed interest in skirts, so when she has a day off? I'm going to take her up to Good Will or another thrift shop in the area and try to figure out sizes and what sort of stype and colors she would like.

[@TiredChaos]

You’re doing great work. Send our (the community’s) love her way! She’s lucky to have someone so supportive on her side.

[@LeafBlade1016]

8:45 my fish did that, I had four guppies, they were all female, and I was happy with my four guppies. But one of them turned male, and all heck was sent loose. The tank is FULL of guppies. There’s so many. I’ve been to places wanting more fish for their tank, and we’ve begged them to take some guppies, but they’ve refused. We don’t know what to do. There’s so many. Help.

[@ritabylsma4244]

One of my female Guppies became very big and ate all others, which at first I did not know, just that they were disappearing. So watch out ...

[@niamhs6042]

Yes this happened to me with my fish but they died before they could actually give birth so we never got to see the babies :(

[@wolvie1618]

The guppie invasion has begun. Embrace your aquatic overlords

[@cactus.man_]

Guppies can't change their sex though- maybe one of them was pregnant when you got it?

[@LeafBlade1016]

@@cactus.man_ you appear to be right, however these were all fries when we got them, but I looked it up and my dad was actually wrong about how to tell males and females apart, so they weren’t actually all female

[@Funky_Jester17]

I'm currently struggling with my sexuality. I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one and that this takes a lot of time.

[@hailyjohnson407]

It's ok, it takes time! It took me 4 years to finally figure it out. I don't know where you're at in your journey, but I'd recommend looking at romantic orientations as well, if you haven't already! That's what threw me for a loop for so long. For me, I find people of many different variations of masculine and feminine attractive, but I didn't think I was sexually attracted to women/feminine presenting people, but I couldn't figure out what my sexual orientation was because I find female/feminine bodies much more attractive than male/masculine bodies in a general aesthetic point of view, but I had only ever been sexually attracted to men/masculine presenting people. I knew I found lots of people of any gender very attractive, and had a romantic interest in them though. After years of trying to figure it out, I came to the conclusion that I am bi/pan-romantic, but I am demisexual. Demisexual is on the asexual spectrum, meaning I am only able to experience sexual attraction to people who I have a very close, intimate relationship with. I have only dated cis men in my life, so I have only experienced sexual attraction to a small handful of cis men (3 to be exact). I have no idea if I am capable of experiencing sexual attraction to people who are women/feminine presenting, because I have never been in an intimate romantic relationship with one. To people who will understand, I identify as panromantic/demisexual, but to people who don't get it or are anti-LGBTQ+, I identify as heterosexual, just because it's easier to simplify it. My current boyfriend and I have been together for 5 years and plan to get married in the next year or two, so it's not worth the fight in my opinion to correct or educate those who are hateful and rude, since my relationship appears heterosexual even if I'm not. I wish you luck on your journey! It can be a pain, and you will probably try out tons of different labels, or maybe get to the point where you don't want any labels at all, or will choose to identify as a label that is "close enough" that you are comfortable with for simplicity, or maybe you will prefer a very detailed, specific label! Regardless, you are valid. Sending love from an internet stranger who knows the struggle 💕

[@xXMindSoulXx]

“I don’t ‘struggle’ with non-hetero attraction, I’m quite good at it, actually” -you, probably lol (/lh)

[@demonicsyn9593]

Understanding yourself can be a journey that takes a lifetime, there really is no time limit to it and no need to rush to an understanding of yourself - either in who you are or with who you are or aren't attracted to or interested in - maybe it's all genders, maybe it's one gender, maybe it's no one or only those you're romantically attached to or any other possibility. Everyone is different and those differences only make each and every person more special and more beautiful. I'm 38 (gender fluid, born F) It took me until I was 26 for me to understand that I was pan-sexual and I have a son who is openly bi-sexual. The best advice I can give is to experiment, experience, and enjoy your life while being true to yourself.

[@TrickyRicky18]

6:29 this literally happened to me, there's a friend of mine who's ftm and i keep calling him "man" as like "go man, you're right man" etc. And once i went to his house and screamed "hey man!" For just then seeing his transphobic mother there in the corner of the room,she didn't say anything but i could see the disappointment in her eyes

[@scrunchiee4565]

Can we talk about how click had a god damn teaser for this video as a short

[@9w8suxjehsoxjznw]

oh my god

[@cerulity32k]

OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

[@darkela5_]

where i must know

[@DapperRaccoon]

Daily dose of misinformation: Click is not a furry.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Thanks for letting me know I was wondering this! :)

[@Kezarim]

Oh! Good to know, thanks for keeping us informed. :)

[@Llortnerof]

He should take a look at r/FurryIRL, i don't think he ever checked that out.

[@TheCloudhopper]

Click is soooo deep in the closet about about his furryness, his fursona is actually Aslan (the lion from Narnia)

[@John_Weiss]

The Click is a Furry-Ally. Some of us like you Furries, but have no fursona, do not identify with anything, and aren't interested in fursuiting, or in commissioning any furry art. But _we still appreciate all of you who do._ It's like the meme with Marge Simpson and the potato: We just think you're neat! Every marginalized/hated group needs allies. The Click is one of those. Stop making him feel uncomfortable about being an ally with this constant, "OnE oF uS! oNe Of Us!" before he just stops doing any furry-memes altogether.

[@hayliew611]

The animal you were trying to think of that changes gender is a clownfish :) ribbon eels also change too!

[@Shalakor]

Here's one that's fairly unexpected and seldom mentioned: salmon. Although, lots of aquatic and amphibious life has one form or another of commonplace gender transition. Also quite a few always functional full hermaphrodite species. Also also, many species that aren't typically hermaphroditic can have individual mixed or nonstandard gender births. In fact, while still very rare, the number of humans born fully functional or partially functional hermaphrodites is far greater than most people assume or know about. Reporting of such births is very spotty, and most hospitals have a common practice of natal gender assignment surgery, often even without policies requiring the parents be informed or consulted about the procedure, and/or very skewed professional opinions pushing a quick decision when parents are required to be informed. There could very easily be some people out there who don't feel comfortable in their current body that were originally born in a body they would be comfortable in that they never knew about. Also kids that are raised as one gender who then get blindsided when they start showing developments of the opposite gender at puberty.

[@XxItsNotAnonymousxX]

I like to think the + in LGBTQ+ stands for premium. Heck yeah, living life on premium mode! 😎

[@dreamie3742]

Went to christmas (flew to a different country) in full boy mode after being on T for 2 years and not seeing my extended family for 3-4 years thanks to the panini. Everyone was chill except for their very large, very aggressive bengal cat who didn’t recognise me and took a chunk out of my ankle.

[@AshMurphy2897]

I had something similar happen after my grandparents visited to the “I’m sorry Amy I’m trying my best one” and having someone let you know they’re trying out loud is strangely effective and reassuring

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

I'm not out to my kids; my spouse called me by my chosen name on accident in front of them and I melted

[@josephprovencher6345]

I absolutely LOOOVE that Click supports the LGBTQ+ Community 💯❤️ This is one of the few channels that I feel 100 percent comfortable posting in Just being myself. Click please don't change, you make this old mo's day everytime I watch one of your videos. Love ur rainbow 🌈 tie! Definitely need to get myself an emotional support demon sometime soon. Not that you'll read this, but I know you have a sense of humor but here's a couple cheesy jokes/sayings....1. Nobody knows I'm gay til I open my mouth and the purse falls out, 2 I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public, 3. I'm gayer than a handbag full of rainbows 🤣 OK, I'm 48 and so that's why those sound like lame dad jokes 😜

[@Meleedroit]

Well if you like watching Click, you'll probably love One Topic!

[@josephprovencher6345]

@@Meleedroit One Topic At A Time?

[@Meleedroit]

@@josephprovencher6345 yea him

[@josephprovencher6345]

@Cosmo the Clown ty so much for the suggestion! I think I may have seen him do a video with Papastanimus or someone. I watched a lil bit of his videos and subscribed and so I ty again.

[@emilyrln]

@@josephprovencher6345 I'd also recommend TheQueerKiwi in this vein of channels!

[@silentglacierfang]

I love how chaotic Click was in this video. Sugary julmust does wonders on your energy level and raises them higher than I thought was possible.

[@LandofCadence]

26:17 when he spluttered, I don't know why but I felt a single tiny cold spot on my arm as if a single spittle from his laugh traveled through space and time just to land on my arm. Which is completely dry

[@diablominero]

30:15 I've heard a similar story of a man who tried nitrous oxide and thought he had great insights about the nature of the Universe, but forgot them upon sobering up. The next time he used nitrous oxide, he brought a notepad and wrote down what he thought was so important. On sobering up, he'd written that everything has a petroleum-like smell. So either one cannot appreciate the profundity of that insight while sober, or he was high and thought his banal thoughts were profound.

[@ATransBoi]

I’m spending my first day in 2023 presenting as male and I’m really excited for it, this year I’m definitely going to be doing it more through the year and being shamelessly me

[@meganheartswell]

That is amazing! I'm really happy for you.

[@jackriver8385]

Congrats!! I'm proud of you 😁

[@sapling3044]

congrats King!

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

Fuckin' rad, bro. Stay safe, stay based.

[@ATransBoi]

@@meganheartswell Ty I appreciate the love 🖤

[@CheDaCheez]

if anyone asks your gender just tell em you're the protagonist

[@kajaarmfordsso8264]

14:59 No you can't walk frogs on leash, it Can demage their skin and you could hurt it If, it decides to jump, but I think that it Can work on duck or bigger Animals: (I mean by that) Raccons, capybaras, pigs (not guiena one).

[@astalatata]

I think there are leashes for birdies yeah

[@-katbug.]

Yeah there are leashes for birds but you need to buy them from certain places cause some of them are made wrong and can hurt them and possibly break their bones.

[@MrCookieCat]

You simply teach the frog to ride the duck.

[@-katbug.]

@@MrCookieCat yes, exactly.

[@kajaarmfordsso8264]

You guys I don't want to be mean but if something exists like Bird leashes it dosen't mean that's actually safe, you know? Don't trust Everything you saw on internet, bc I didn't got that infromacion form uncle google, neither (even worse source) tik-tok, I learned that from person who has/had several Animals + Goes to vet studies. Wasn't Click talking about not believing Everything you see on internet? I need to admin, don't remember why this product is bad for Birds tho, I think it was something about damaging thier wings, and twisting their legs, but I know that there are many leashes for hamsters and NONE of them are safe. Hamseters are small, with fregile bone structure, so even fall from the bed can easliy kill an hamster. Form what I hear leashing a hamster can: damage their spine (kill them) choke them, twist/brake their bones. Secondly: Animals aren't toys so what are you thinking that you are doing? People in those times really forget about this. Also about this duck... I think it is ok to teach your for example: a parrot to ride an duck, since it is Bird-Bird interaction, but if you would like to do that with puppies, dogs, cats or forggs that usually ends bad for both Animals: For the Bird - I saw that in many videos from chanells that only feed from that Type of videos, many Birds had demaged wings or even cropped wich is illegal in some states - or for second Animal: Froggs skin begin picked by duck, puppy begin besten by duck... This just begs for an disaster to happen and it happens a lot, even in those videos but It is being cut off but scars can still be visible on Animals. 😒 + small addition to the first sentence: There are actually pipi 🍆 blowers you can buy (not add) on many popular sites and this things arent safe, People make them to only get profit while they don't even have idea what they are doing and they just don't care if it is safe, they just try to sell you a product - look at some things in Animal World like that - People make leashes for animals wich should never ever wear a leash, bc it is cheap, lazy and People buy that shit witout even thinking if it is safe. People who made it, most of the time have no basic knowlage about this Animals and their biology and they don't care if your pets is gonna get hurt or even die, if it is selling Well than Everything is fine. Recosider that for their (pets) sake not your sake and your fallowers. There are so many bad animal trends in internet, mainly on tick toc should I remember you guys this trend with eating diswasher machine pills? Maby nother one? There were many of those. 😒

[@Cosy.Carmen]

'I have so many plushies BECAUSE I'm an adult.' - The Click 😂

[@XxItsNotAnonymousxX]

I mean, you can spend all the money you want when you're an adult (if you have the money for it), so- Yeah. Accurate.

[@doktorspock8910]

15:01 I don't know why but I love that meme template. It's my favorite.

[@t.kersten7695]

Q: "Hey Click, why do you have dozens of plushies?" A: "Why don´t you have dozens of plushies?"

[@alexw.7097]

"(Link to the Emotional Support Demon here: ) Sounds like you need at least 24 of these!"

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Clownfish and parrotfish can change gender based on gender inbalences. Not sure what else can. Also, my high school was one big congregation of nerds, so we had minimal bullying and some people came to school wearing leather armor, corsets, petticoats, blanket capes with a life sized Saitama on them, pride flags being used as blanket capes...it was super chill, but we were all incredibly sleep deprived since the homework load only left you with 4-6 hours of sleep most nights...

[@wind64a39]

I remember my classmates decided I was a wizard ninja vampire with emotion-based weather manipulation powers. I was still in the closet and trying to convince myself I was bi at the time, so they didn't manage to stick anything about that in. There was still that one guy who decided to give me constant verbal sexual harassment for mental scarring though.

[@Random-sk6hm]

a wizard ninja vampire 😭

[@skywatcher6106]

27:21 To so many Conservatives, children only matter if they're not born yet (and yes, someone made a song pointing out the hypocrisy).

[@TiredChaos]

I don’t really care if this gets lost, but Click, you’re doing great work. You and OT made me, and hundreds of thousands of people, feel more comfortable with ourselves. Thank you, for everything you do. Keep going, king. You’re making a great difference.

[@AntjedePantje]

This is a great subreddit, love how chaotic it is 😂 I would love more videos on it in the future!

[@dragonsarebutterflies3663]

Thank you for something to laugh about with my raging disphoria right now, click

[@titotito2466]

after the gender test: -what's your gender? -nato

[@teritt]

As a non-binary person I honestly just find watching the gears turn in my Dad’s head amusing Cause he just pauses and then says something more affirming It’s great. I even confuse online people all the time because I reach the pitch between young boy and woman I’m hoping to get a deeper pitch through practice (I don’t have enough body dysphoria to even think I need HRT) but I’ll take it cause it keeps creeps away

[@DerRotSpassvogel]

28:25 false Cliccy, you have reached peak adulting once you have replaced your MATTRESS with Blahaj

[@ericcarvalhoferreira512]

I'm stealing the five genders.

[@screaming_cat2007]

ME LUCKY GENDERS

[@Quartzneedstherapy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all

[@elainasynranelt]

you… *you can do that?* _(is he allowed to do that???)_

[@BLEBBLEB]

Givem back!

[@zaynedickens2450]

12:33 I'm very curious how many plushies you have now. And if any of them are squishmallows. Best plushies ever

[@DanyellaJane]

My husband just informed me that an emotional support demon will be coming to live with us soon! I can’t wait to cuddle my plush!

[@camerondodge2070]

23:42 You know, that works on multiple levels, because that's also how Gerard dresses at shows now.

[@slimyboixd]

My dad is 80 years old and he told me it used to be acceptable to go "queer watching" where people would park near gay clubs and watch the people come in and out like they were at a zoo (Edit for spelling)

[@jecicox7605]

Click...you're like the cool, supportive uncle everyone needs. To millions of people. Thanks, man.

[@confusedcay8845]

Apparently, the thing about the frogs turning gay is false, and the chemicals actually changed their gender so the clicks joke was true

[@Snow_Sailor]

THE FROGS TURNED... TRANS!!!! FORGET THE GAY FROGS, THE FROGS ARE TRANS NOW

[@astalatata]

Tap water makes frogs turn -gay- trans

[@melissawickersham9912]

Some frogs will naturally change gender in a single sex environment, though.

[@WhatsInANameArts]

i have the urge to yell at Apollo about giving me the wrong equipment.

[@satan69577]

Same

[@rvt_r0yalty]

I was a girl once...turns out it was just a phase🏳‍⚧

[@splatsquidgereng3789]

I want the emotional demon *SO BAD*. But theres a thing in my family. They dont get stuff thats delivered from the USA, because the extra money they have to pay just to get "one" plush to middle Europe... This sucks

[@transmascdruid77]

In 2017, I identified as agender and aromantic and had a cis gay friend who was my qpp (queerplatonic partner). This year, I realized I'm transmasc and no longer identify as aromantic, and now we're engaged. 🥰

[@foxinabox5103]

Aww thats cute, i also had a qpp with a wonderful "friend". And we make jokes about our "confusing dynamics", its basically a combination of bros playfully teasing each other and somehow "too close for a friend" Its confusing, and i still dont know what is this. But they light up my world and is very supportive.

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@xXMindSoulXx]

@Sc2WarCriminal yeah your username checks out, seeing your other comments on this video, you just love to be rude for no reason.

[@muzicfreek1986]

Congrats!!!

[@Aroacerat]

Congrats!

[@DimitriEdits]

Clownfish can change genders if there are no female genders. They also take on that role, not just the gender.

[@andreatomasi3755]

Clownfish are a matriarcal society and when the female die the biggest male change gender. (I read this info sometime ago so might not be 100% accurate.)

[@fairiesandlillies3471]

I think he knew this and he is facepalming right now 🤣

[@DimitriEdits]

@@fairiesandlillies3471 Possibly.

[@pffffggg]

I exploded when he said 'just the half of my audience debunks this numbers'🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@o-mangaming5042]

And I actually looked up both some stats and his audience numbers. Of course, I looked up the full percentage of the LGBTQ community, not just a specific group. 7.1% of adult U.S. citizens self identify as part of the community. A large amount of that being bi. But Click's audience in its entirety is less than a percent of the U.S. population, and it's scattered across the world, so . . . I'll take it as a joke and move on. 😆

[@VOS--gr8mi]

8:15 the animal that can turn a different gender as far as I know is clownfish. The mother is the only female in the family and when she dies the dad becomes the new female, I think

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

There are quite a few other fish that do that like the Maori wrasse.

[@captmalingering]

I’ve tried to find it without actually downloading TikTok to no avail, but since you’re already there, try to find a Canadian drag queen by the name of Patti Gonia doing a dub of Alex Jones “turn the frogs gay” rant. She does this while in the most FABULOUS frog drag with her signature natural ginger moustache of the gods. She’s also a beautiful singer and did a collab with none other than the famed cellist, YoYo Ma…it brought tears to my eyes and I was singing it for days afterwards!

[@fabiansiegers2546]

honestly Click is a mood at 3:34

[@TheMasqueradeParty.]

truly. -Logan

[@BuiHieuDong]

9:10 They had so much things to make yet they chose to make that comically long nose Spamton.

[@ipissedmyself13940]

LONG SALESMAN

[@martinacocca4225]

Also Madeline from celeste at 22:07!

[@creativibee]

Would you not choose to make comically long nosed spamton?

[@SpAc3B3e]

I found one comment where you aren't famous

[@pumpkin6192]

1997 inches

[@cerjmedia]

"Trying is first step towards failure" - The Click during an inspiration video

[@trektumblrian2369]

Yeah I get what the click means about the balance between nerd and intimidating. I’m a queer NB theater kid who likes Star Trek but they leave me alone because I have a powerful voice and stuff.

[@ApocalypticEmu]

28:17 i was absolutely not expecting to see a wild Aqua today. If you’ve never played Coffee Talk, give it a go. It’s a super chill game and the characters are so fun. It’s got a free demo and a sequel coming out this year. Seriously highly recommend 😁 It’s also very not straight which is always a huge bonus lol

[@LiliOfTheValleyIZkewl]

It's a good game, I'd know I've played through it like 4 times.

[@_StarlightRose_]

13:54 as I once heard someone say, if you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either. "Your body is a temple, stop vandalizing it!!!" Yes, my body is a temple and I am the god(dess) to whom it is devoted, do not presume to tell me how I may decorate my altar.

[@nicholasmajor4140]

5:18 if you wake up as a cat girl, does someone else who pressed it wake up to you?

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

That is the question

[@LanaVegana]

27:37 that voice is priceless!

[@obamashelf5500]

If I have learned anything from playing Minecraft its that u can leash frogs and take them on a walk. They r going to jump everywhere and try to escape u, but u can leash them and take them on a walk

[@billysmith5409]

As a pre-everything trans girl I can state with 100% confidence if you complement me on anything I will light up like a freaking supernova.