Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

[@Yorosero]

"The child was stored in a room" I like how they construed the simple act of placing a baby in a room in the most evil sense.

[@ScotchTapeMafia]

“Steps away from the sex dungeon” lmao

[@royisabau5]

@@arpeas_jds your mom is old

[@tubwaiyan6776]

@@royisabau5 tru I am his mom

[@royisabau5]

@Darkphoton is it though? Is onion the media?

[@lotrlmao1648]

@@royisabau5 it is a sarcasm to some media who tried to twist the opinion on certain fact. Something like "Police brutally surpress peaceful protester"

[@ozwilliamTLDR]

Just found out that he stored his KNIFE COLLECTION IN A DRAWER, STEPS AWAY FROM WHERE SHE PREPARED FOOD. What a sicko.

[@ddjr2000]

This is satire lpl

[@ddjr2000]

Lol*

[@xflare2724]

@@ddjr2000 no fucking shit Sherlock

[@ozwilliamTLDR]

@Deadpoppin jerma

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

@@ozwilliamTLDR zerking off

[@Blueboy0316]

Never thought you could make average life sound so threatening.

[@lemonbot4906]

And *kinky*

[@KuatoLives99]

sometimes they would watch tv

[@iloveplumpgrannies174]

The power of mainstream media. You can make an innocent person evil and vice versa.

[@Ron.S.]

But it is. Get a divorce a you’ll find out yourself. Six years in prison? That’s nothing

[@MelvinJ64]

@@iloveplumpgrannies174 That's what they are currently doing to people refusing to inject the "vaccine".

[@Dudex58]

Actually it shows how the news makes a person look guilty without substantial evidence and then edits it to look that way.

[@LAnonHubbard]

@UltimateGeek That's the same number I was thinking.

[@lordbuss]

@Donald Piniach The problem is not lack of evidence, but making things that are not evidence look like evidence.

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

I am disappointed that after six years, this comment only has seven hundred and seventy-something 👍s!

[@Kilo_Alpha_Delta]

@Donald Piniach I like how you slid in the college rapists at the end. Trying to excuse some past behavior, eh?

[@oopdi]

Donald Piniach all these things were facts, it’s just, with wording and diction, they can make anyone seem like a monster

[@himikotoga1733]

Sometimes John would flex his power over her demanding she tell him about her day as well.

[@austinsftw]

Himiko Toga 😂😭

[@brandonkim8423]

I scrolled down while watching the video and read this at the exact same time and pace as the narrator and it tripped me out

[@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738]

Himiko Toga yep ... we all watched the same video

[@carl8752]

What a fiend

[@Yetipfote]

What a monster!! :(((

[@cammameil]

Sometimes... they watched TV...

[@osasmith1240]

cammameil oh no, not the TV!

[@Greendalewitch]

Then John would drag her upstair and into his sex dungeon... A dungeon upstairs? Im dead

[@buster3698]

Then after he would sleep in the same bed as her after he raped her.

[@CaveyMoth]

Guys, guys.. Hold up. They watched TV?!

[@lamichael8659]

I am not going to sleep ain't i?

[@alexsmith5606]

it's messed up. i cant believe people like this exist. sick

[@frank_west.]

alex smith you really missed the point, didn't you?

[@frank_west.]

Bob i actually did 😎😎

[@mikeoxsmal8022]

alex smith they watched TV so horrible l

[@windowsmizu416]

Seagull you really missed the point, didn't you?

[@raptin1595]

Someone bit the onion

[@ArtypNk]

Also, according to reliable sources, his wife smuggled the child into the country inside her. Entire family is disgusting.

[@siyacer]

Horrible!

[@joeharris4119]

334 likes I had to change it

[@ArtypNk]

@@joeharris4119 Stop fucking my legacy likes from olden times

[@joeharris4119]

@@ArtypNk what?

[@moriley7615]

Nice landing

[@aboulabs]

" sometimes I heard the radio" "to cover up the scream" 😂

[@userequaltoNull]

Ronald Brump wtf 50's hip hop?

[@destroyer2496]

I choked on my spit when I heard it

[@nova-co3bp]

ing

[@jaymeister26]

Yeah he just adds that in 😂

[@TheGamingAlong]

The funny thing is they made a conclusion out of thin air.

[@hughtub]

I'm stunned. This is exactly the relationship my grandfather must have had with my grandmother. He always covered it up so well, none of us had a clue. He kept her as a sex slave for almost 94 years. Poor grandma... her poorly made chicken pot pie meals must have been a cry for help. We didn't listen! And now... we'll probably all burn in hell for our inaction.

[@atlanticmapping4089]

there's no way they've been married for 94 years

[@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025]

​@@atlanticmapping4089 They could have died at age 110, and been married at 16.

[@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025]

Sadly my Grandfather appears to be experiencing the same thing, I think the dry ass turkey he cooks is a cry for help. You would think decades of being the stay at home partner would make him good at cooking, thus I assume this is a cry for help. It makes sense that my Grandmother in her high level position would able to wield such power over him.

[@lucidnode]

​@@atlanticmapping4089 It's called living together (not getting married necessarily) at 20 and death not doing them part till 114. As if your grandparents haven't lived that long 🙄

[@SpicyTexan64]

The longest recorded marriage is 90 years. A few at 86. Old men marrying teen girls. 😮

[@Thrifty032781]

I can't believe this monster only got 6 years. And this story broke in 2010. That means he is out on the streets again! He may be searching for his next victim as we speak!

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Probably luring her in with sick mindgames like flowers and chocolates

[@alexht.9382]

Or even worse...he could still be mourning for his wife after all these years. That sick bastard.

[@atcatcatc]

i heard this guy is abusing his child to do child labor like school, homework, simple housework, etc what a sick bastard

[@Sw33tmonsters]

I heard this sick bastard visits her grave to gloat with his tears

[@donavonhewitt554]

Yall realize this is fake

[@niclasolsson9263]

Sometimes at the dinner table, she would ask him to pass the salt and he would pass it immediately. Of course sarcastically, as he would often pretend to care about her. It even went as far as cleaning the house whenever she asked him to. Such calculated evil. Sickening

[@u.v.s.5583]

What a villain. They should have given him the chair.

[@just4kiksXd]

This is great. Shows how documentaries over-draumatize everything

[@arj8383]

Daniel Mc Dowell No, they didn’t. They pointed out how this is a parody of crime documentaries. Are you slow or something ?

[@fosterslover]

@Daniel Mc Dowell It's a parody of Dateline

[@isaiahrosner3780]

UsirRaMaroon This has nothing to do with the #metoo movement.

[@Zei33]

Documentaries is a strong word

[@johncampbell9448]

What are you talking about?! This isn’t dramatized. It’s a documentary about a depraved man, and his toy.

[@Pauly421]

I know this is a joke and it is pretty funny, but damn some of the onion's writers are sick as fuck.

[@adchrisrob]

The ending honestly made me kind of sad lmao. Like what a way to lose your spouse

[@FirestormDDash]

Just wait till you ready their furry fanfics

[@possiblyadickhead6653]

@@FirestormDDash tell me more lol =c

[@AreGeeBee]

@@FirestormDDash You'll have to point me to it. Not because I'm interested or anything. Nnnope

[@lilchristuten7568]

How exactly is it sick? All they are doing is describing what happens in a marriage in a sinister manner.

[@JABS991]

Chilling - but i bet this kind of shit happens everyday in towns all over America.

[@levicarvalho3178]

possibly the world!

[@jbkesselman]

Daniel Mc Dowell r/woooosh

[@joeschmo5988]

@@jbkesselman shut up loser

[@plantsvs.zombies9814]

@@levicarvalho3178 Not on the internet 😃

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

Its time for me to come clean

[@UndefinedBailiwick]

Please make these into hour documentaries with commercials so I can play them at my place of work's break room. People won't know WTF is going on.

[@siyacer]

Play the Onion movie

[@jjmarr7130]

These are actually all clips taken from the Onion News Network TV series. Each episode is about an hour long although unfortunately there were only two seasons. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_News_Network What you're looking for already exists lol although unfortunately most episodes mention Obama in some way which would give away the satire.

[@JoshuaTootell]

Thanks, Obama 🙄

[@Sadboy80629]

I believe OSHA says we are suppose to have 15 minute break uninterrupted .

[@altareggo]

Sometimes.... they would watch TV. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i wonder if he made her sit in the Comfy Chair?

[@AtmoStk]

To think he may have subjected her to the torture of being poked by the soft cushions!

[@johnbagel2560]

Nobody expects such torture

[@KabooM1067]

Oh no.... Not the CC!?

[@gui18bif]

She would give him the rack, tho.

[@mrmo4569]

It's terrible, really, to think that someone could really... HA, YOU FOOL! NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@noahreese9469]

Neighbor “Sometimes I heard the radio” Reporter “to cover up the screaming”

[@mixmastermeeks]

"the child was stored in a room just feet away...." fucking hilarious

[@decaying_meat]

You commented this 12 years ago

[@marsmurderer9868]

@@decaying_meat you commented this 6 days ago

[@decaying_meat]

@@marsmurderer9868 you commented this 13 hours ago

[@diesemautokerl2181]

@@decaying_meat you commented this 11 hours ago

[@drkclshr]

@@diesemautokerl2181 you commented this 2 months ago

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*looks at wedding ring on my hand* *starts sweating profusely*

[@feeharn5531]

You actually have one? Damn, brother.

[@gustavocring1914]

You're...married?

[@meiyo9460]

This man needs to be arrested.

[@waddysoap4868]

congrats man

[@Artyomthewalrus]

Never trust a man with a mustache You have been reported to the FBI

[@jdnaz1288]

Taunting her by doing things like taking her to the movies, to restaurants, to visit her family...just goes to show what a sick & twisted man this was.

[@houou100]

Haha, they nailed it as usual. The Onion is eerily accurate in their representation of how cheap drama 'documentaries' can demonize people for more rating.

[@thatoneguy6114]

this comment is as old as gen z

[@spehhhsssmarineer8961]

@@thatoneguy6114 💀fr fr no cap no lie on god

[@RoflcopterLamo]

@@spehhhsssmarineer8961Swag

[@ArDeeMee]

Heh… „nailed it“… =D

[@notgadot]

*demoniSe

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

This is actually sad. It shows how a normal, healthy, happy relationship, and life, can *suddenly* just go very, horribly wrong!

[@ryansilke]

And how outsiders can reinterpret events in order to demonize the players.

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

@@ryansilke very good point, especially since such "reinterpretations" are usually done so insidiously and subtly. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

you call this a normal, happy, healthy relationship? you're sick! you're twisted. you sicken me.

[@stevewhite7084]

Exactly and nobody lifts a finger to help. If only she had taken the opportunity to escape this monster Monday to Friday between the hours of 7a.m and 6 p.m. or Saturday between 6 and 1p.m when he was so obviously scouting the city for more possible victims.

[@Desh681]

Suddenly over the span of 30 years. It’s very concerning

[@eliargumedo4728]

“Hey boss, we’re having trouble finding a crime story to talk about” “Just use the one where the man’s wife passed out” “But that’s not a crime” “Make it a crime”

[@jesss101]

make it a crime 😭😭😭 so accurate to how the news twists stories

[@marcaveli7791]

I had to apologize to my wife after I saw this. I had no idea what I was putting her through

[@Picnicl]

I read that he also used finger manacles on her that he encrusted with diamonds as a grooming measure. She was so beaten in to submission by his attentions that she kept one on the third finger of her left hand every day. Once he even cajoled her in to defiling her own body with permanent ink in a seedy so-called tattoo 'parlour'.

[@cruise4control]

lol

[@buckplug2423]

Obviously a mark of possession, a twisted way of destroying any sign of defiance or independence in her.

[@JazzFlop212]

Don’t add on to an onion video, it’s like adding to a Dalí.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

i heard when he adorned her with his occult jewels he took her to the spooky bunker of his twisted sex cult and made her partake vows in front of an idol glorifying death and torture. then he forced his tongue into her mouth in front of a group of people and made them watch, even forced them to clap. then he forced her to return to that bunker every sunday just to remind her of her trauma. sick stuff.

[@eustab.anas-mann9510]

​@@Ben-rz9cfI mean, you tried.

[@himikotoga1733]

HAHAHAHA. This is one of the best Onion reports ever. Not only was it funny as shit, but it was also very clever

[@saiga8598]

This is the most bizarre story I've ever seen. I mean, who the hell takes his sex slave outside the kitchen?

[@theblancmange1265]

I'd say taking it outside the house is the most cruel thing. Showing it the world, what freedom it could have, then taking it back to the dungeon.

[@troliskimosko]

The Blancmange bruh

[@manuelsputnik]

lmao

[@elijahbarrena7006]

Nice

[@AfroMidwestern]

Honestly I think this is a satire on how a horrific event can change everything That happened to that point.

[@datamasked623]

"Taunting her with whiffs of freedom..." LOL! Isn't that what all marriages are?

[@RiggidyDiggidyRaw]

jawad mansoor Look at his anti American pic he's a dirt bag

[@aidsdoh8286]

@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw americans are worse.

[@RiggidyDiggidyRaw]

aiden doherty You speak but say nothing

[@aidsdoh8286]

@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw meh, who gives a shit?

[@rusampler1877]

Isn't that what world society is?

[@mcmoistyboi4662]

I cant believe he did this, i always keep mine in the attic.

[@dsandoval9396]

Yeah, this guy was a pure monster. I would NEVER be cruel and taunt her with freedom, that's why I have mine chained to the wall.

[@godlessheathen6425]

@Elliot Rodger you in jail yet?+

[@stanislausklim7794]

I built a pit in my basement for mine. I call it "The Pit."

[@pratikdavis3597]

Mine is hung to the wall with a rope

[@shukrantpatil]

I tie mine in the garage with the dog

[@Crow.Theodore]

Now this is just truly disgusting, I heard he even forced her some sort of cultish ceremony called a “wedding”

[@michaelgill387]

Is that so? From a satire new chanel? Who gave you that info🤡

[@emeraldfinder5]

@@michaelgill387 …

[@jesss101]

he forced her whole family to come watch too

[@reluctantcrusader8455]

​@@michaelgill387It’s a joke.

[@brennanperry8001]

This is sickening. Makes me appreciate my spouse for keeping me safe inside our little basement that we turned into a love-nook by adding a rug with free friends in the form of fleas ❤️❤️❤️ they even protect me from sunburns by never letting in any light. Love you babe 😚😚😚

[@dylanhu715]

now that is a healthy relationship and im so glad you have that going for ya. If only more people can be like you and your partner instead of the sick fellow in the news

[@error-try-again-later]

I'm so glad for you, OP! I bet your flea friends are so cool! My spouse never wields power over me by asking how my day went, instead he just locks me in a safe, cozy cupboard and gives me all the alone time I need. Truly blessed life 🥰

[@michaelsieger9133]

‘How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure’ I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂

[@larryinc64]

I accualy mistaken this for real new because i was not paying attention to the uploading, just goes to show how good "The Onion" is at parodying the news.

[@QIANAXX]

Hey, uh I saw this was commented 9 years ago and just wanted to see if your still on youtube. I know this is random but this comment seems so old

[@underscore2736]

Hey cool, an old comment, are you still active? EDIT: oops

[@vinetail5735]

@@underscore2736 he is!! hahahahah

[@underscore2736]

@@vinetail5735 NOICE

[@vinetail5735]

@@underscore2736 yeah its lowkey amazing bcs he was active at least like 3 weeks ago

[@HarukaJoge]

"Sometimes I heard the radio..." To cover up the screaming

[@waddysoap4868]

Yes

[@theangrykorean5194]

The Onion, arguably as accurate as CNN, MSNBC, and FOX.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

How dare you besmirch the good name of the onion by slanderously comparing it to that tabloid garbage!

[@supremezenkrom]

more accurate*

[@ITPalGame]

the 1st two engage in suppression of the truth

[@EthanPineapple]

@@ITPalGame Aren't Fox news the Jew lovers?

[@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi]

@@EthanPineapple oh boy another anti semitic prick.

[@Greendalewitch]

1:47 Then John would drag Mary upstairs and into his sex dungeon... I lost it at that part.

[@dsandoval9396]

I lost it right after when they showed the "pure moods" CD's. Lol! I actually listened to a couple of those.

[@vulliez]

The editing is so on point!

[@epischehantz2975]

Talking about normal relationship activities have never been more horrific 😂😂

[@Housesider]

"Sometimes...They would watch TV" = Died laughing at this part. Perfectly shows how programs nowadays (hell, even in the past) over-dramatize everything.

[@mojacodes]

agreed!

[@Dclxvi6x3]

I can't believe they only gave that monster 6yrs. Our justice system is severely flawed smh

[@theblancmange1265]

He's been out for 3 years!

[@youtubeistyrannical1787]

@@theblancmange1265 four years

[@nise6699]

@@youtubeistyrannical1787 almost 5 years

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

@@youtubeistyrannical1787 6 years

[@diesemautokerl2181]

@@youtubeistyrannical1787 You know some people say they can hear another woman in his new apartment, talking, he's definitely doing this again

[@charlesdonawayiii3396]

Old Neighbor: "Well sometimes I heard the radio” -"To cover up the screaming" I died 😂😂😂😭💀 classic

[@supastar25]

"Coital boogeyman" LOL

[@matman16]

This was so well done, all the filming and music and effects are exactly like an obnoxious documentary would be like. Not necessarily hugely funny, but extremely well done.

[@joshuamurray9403]

It would be funnier if it wasn't such an accurate portrayal of how hard the real news tries to demonize everything!😂

[@zapkvr]

To be fair real life is pretty horrible. They don't have to try too hard.

[@vexivero]

coital boogeyman XD

[@burstnugget8225]

This is just messed up man, This is sad. Why'd he bring her to the movies?!

[@AmberLecuyer]

"Strange plants." 😂😂😂

[@rickysmyth]

So basically they were a normal loving couple and she slipped and banged her head during sex which caused a blood vessel to burst. Amazing how you can make normal things sound evil by adding words like perversion.

[@gadiensguide4385]

Atleast someone drew a conclusion to the story..

[@lance_wavy]

1:59 "but this grotesque tale gets even sicker" that fucking photo 😂😂😂

[@personperson.7744]

It’s been 14 years, and it’s still shocking to remember this sick crime. I hope the child has had a normal upbringing, but apparently it is in contact with its father and has forgiven him! That manipulative man doesn’t stop. He must have told his child that it was an accident brought on by stress, and tried to rekindle his relationship with his new victim by making him go to the park they used to go to, or forcing him to play catch, or even worse, talking about the mother and their memories of her! That sick man. Stay safe everyone

[@McLovingbc]

it really doesn't seem possible that people would believe this is real. kudos to you ONN, you manage to keep a straight face while filming these. respect.

[@gotohetch]

THE TV?!!?!? How could he? That monster.

[@mmichaelw7179]

What if he let her use the TV remote. All that pressure she endured deciding the right TV program to watch. He a monster to let her touch the TV remote. Who am I kidding he would never let her use the TV remote in theory.

[@jakass]

"Starting on their very wedding night" Really underrated line imo

[@theknightlynews]

This is a shot right at Nancy Grace.

[@tacoman1617]

theknightlynews lol how so?

[@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118]

Do you guys realise you replying to 5 year old message? This guy might be dead for all I know..😎

[@dk14929]

@@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118 we can only hope

[@youtubeistyrannical1787]

Hey man did you ded?

[@tacticalcheeks4257]

@@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118 I will reply to your 1 year old message how are ya?!

[@jackmaehoph4822]

The man had sex with his wife & continued doing so, even after ten years of ownership? That's disgusting! Who would do such a thing?

[@fjdkfdfjdf33]

Thanks for pointing out all these warning signs!

[@semibreve]

Its scary how easily you can paint someone in a bad light with just a few twists.

[@jimgarrett2655]

So what ACTUALLY happened to the wife? I feel like I missed the punchline

[@DrDrao]

@@jimgarrett2655 They were having s*x, she accidentally hit her head and died. Her death was likely his fault, given the manslaughter charge, but an accident, given the involuntary part. He was trying to save her when the police arrived.

[@ibrahimh.badreddine5952]

“Involuntary manslaughter “ 😂😂

[@omp199]

Is that a legal term in the US? I wasn't sure if that phrase was a joke, or what.

[@goomba8170]

@@omp199 It’s a legal term for when you kill someone unintentionally. If you accidentally hit someone with your car and they die, it would be considered manslaughter.

[@omp199]

@@goomba8170 Thanks. But I see that you've used the term "manslaughter" rather than "involuntary manslaughter". That raises the question of the difference between "manslaughter" and "involuntary manslaughter".

[@bumblingbureaucrat6110]

@@omp199 I'm a bit late but voluntary manslaughter is when you intended harm but did not intend to kill. So if you got into a fistfight with someone and accidentally killed them. Sometimes this is part of a plea deal to reduce the sentence on a 2nd Degree murder case.

[@omp199]

@@bumblingbureaucrat6110 Don't worry, you're not late. Thank you for explaining.

[@64offsuiter]

The saddest thing is that stuff like this is almost certainly going on all the time in every neighbourhood. The government needs to introduce new laws to reduce this sort of heinous crime.

[@BlizzardtheWolf97]

The irony here is playing on the cliched-but true term: "sex sells". It's sad but true that no matter how innocent or plain a situation really is, the media will distort it to seem more sensational. Why? Higher ratings, of course. The human psyche tends to gravitate to extremes. It's true with virtually every topic I've encountered that can possibly be misconstrued in even the smallest aspect. Great job, Onion! This is one of the b est videos you've produced so far :D

[@cmilla111]

This is more common than you think but fortunately doesn't always end in violence. My dad always bought my mom expensive gifts and took her on exotic trips to show he had the money to find her anywhere if she tried to escape. He would INSIST on cooking and doing the heavy lifting so my mother would be more dependent on him. He would make her invite her family for dinner just so he could see the look on her face. She couldn't even talk to other men because of his insane jealousy. One time he heard her boss threaten to fire her for missing work due to pregnancy and he just lost it. He just took the phone and started screaming. He was so afraid of losing control of my mother he sued her employer. My mother begged him to not go through with it but he was obsessed. She only finally left because one day he told her it's wrong how her boss treats her and she shouldn't accept it. How many other husbands think so little of women that they will gaslight them into having self respect just so they can feel powerful?

[@peha524]

You know this is satire, do you?

[@demonicakane2083]

What a manipulative monster 😢

[@the4tierbridge]

@@peha524 do YOU know that the response was also a joke and the commenter was playing along with the video,

[@agreatmanlookingtotheright]

​@@peha524 You lack enough awareness to be the perfect target for any propaganda or persuasion cause you believe you do not lack it

[@remybuitenhuis2433]

"strange plants" 😂😂😂talking about flowers

[@TheUsername1029]

this perfectly reflects how the news dramatizes even the most mundane stories as a desperate attempt to fill up their programming

[@vanitymirrorss]

Pause at 1:52 shows how sick this man was, the fact that he would defile her to the 90s dance remix of the X-Files theme that's on the album on the right is just truly the sign of a disturbed individual.

[@ob2kenobi388]

And that's not all-he would occasionally force his prisoner and her child to climb inside a metal and glass box fitted with a combustion engine and take them to an empty field in the middle of the city. Horrible.

[@ddjr2000]

Dude this is satire

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@ddjr2000 I know, I was describing him driving his family to the park, the same way the video was describing other perfectly mundane actions

[@nuisanceguru]

i would change the reply to "yes, it is" lol

[@mintyvin7038]

“serving 6 years for involuntary manslaughter” i SPAT my drink

[@jimgarrett2655]

I dont get it; what happened to her outside of the twisted retelling?

[@mintyvin7038]

@@jimgarrett2655 he accidentally killed her

[@juliamavroidi8601]

@@mintyvin7038 They had sex in the kitchen and she hit her head

[@omp199]

@@juliamavroidi8601 Hang on. If that is what happened, then why does the police officer mention "murder" at 0:32?

[@gatotsu2501]

@@omp199 The implication is that the police/media assumed it was a murder but it actually wasn’t.

[@kendo5862]

It’s crazy to think there’s probably someone next door to you just like that, and you’d never know... over the sound of the radio

[@HartyBiker]

I can't believe this moster is out of prison now. Probably trying to contact his child so he can make him his slave again, making him do things like clean up and do his homework. I can't believe people like this even exist in this day and age

[@Tinyshooterbill]

This kind of disgusting behavior could be happening in your own community!

[@NKomarov]

I'm a victim's son. It's dreadful to realize my mother has been abused for tens of years just the same way! The only thing supporting me is that I also can do that to someone!!!

[@jrcuartz1829]

"Coital boogeyman" . what an awesome name

[@extrahourinthepit]

Guy: *has a wife* Twitter:

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Lol

[@2rdbase]

The truly sad thing is that this sort of thing is happening almost everywhere in the world.

[@supersophisticated9943]

This is literally how all 'criminals' are portrayed.

[@strawberrycreamfilling]

“haunting music, strange plants” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Samax13]

about 3650 days married, over 1000 sexual encounters, thats about once every 4 days. not bad for over 10 years!

[@deandreferguson4004]

I love how with a little tone and music in the background this story sounds like this guy is a psychopath.

[@Riroraruro]

It could have been me. After seven years of marriage I managed to escape after seeing this program. He had brainwashed me to believe it was all normal. Today I can see how traumatic it was for me. Not once did he ask for my consent.

[@15thCrypt]

lmfao "taunting her with wifs of freedom" gotta love the onion

[@BrunoNeureiter]

No

[@martineldritch]

The thought of this monster raping her with his "casual" glances and assaulting her hand with "gentle" caresses makes me want to vomit.

[@jessicaclark7130]

“Sometimes I’d hear the radio-” “to cover up the screaming”

[@zer0_cool]

I was expecting the "murder" being her body giving way at the tender age of 92 after a lifetime of such horrendous treatment.

[@TheVampirePredator]

My wife has been assaulting me for years, but I feel a strong Stockholm Syndrome in that I MUST satisfy my captor!

[@lilchristuten7568]

The saddest part of this is that it is basically no longer satire in the minds of some people.

[@jollow250]

Asking someone how their day was is such a power move. I have got to start doing that more often.

[@AdilKhan-lr3km]

"Sometimes I heard the radio" "to cover up the screaming"

[@notdoneyet1361]

I love how they edited the police officer speaking.

[@opmdevil]

Thank you for the story. I shared it in all my social media.

[@thecaptain6184]

"Undoubtedly regretting that he had just destroyed his favorite sex toy"

[@Spock0987]

having English as my tenth language, I always thought Onion channel was a real news channel, little did I know it was not only real but the only that deliver real news for real.

[@frankyu553]

Real news for real 😂😂😂

[@randomnessrules4971]

Tenth language? Are you Tolkien? You really are The Learner.

[@jessewheinrichs]

This just shows how easily the media can spin a story with the descriptive language, this is a hilarious but very important example

[@thetroof5525]

2:23 Best delivery of a line in modern acting history.

[@faustsin9366]

Marriage as potrayed by tumblr feminists

[@averageconsumer0]

exactly what i was thinking

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Tumblr feminist potayed by internet man who never visited tumblr

[@hemipemi]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 Internet man as portrayed by Internet woman

[@andersonrayregalia8378]

Angelika Skoroszyn nah tumblr is batshit crazy

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@@andersonrayregalia8378 Of course it is. I would never say it's not true. However Tumblr is a little bit like 4chan. If you know how to avoid its equivalent of the random page and pol you will have fun. The problem with the Internet culture is that the stupid people are the loudest and most interesting. There are traditional feminists there and those who believe that fighting for equality also means fighting for men's rights but they are boring. The sexist women hiding their hate behind their version of 'feminism' - those are people worth talking about The right is similar in that way. There are activists who want to make their country a better place and those people who were posting Pepe everywhere to trigger liberals. For some reasons the frog became more famous than people who actually do something. Internet is strange

[@neuvocastezero1838]

The production on this piece is brilliant.

[@AI-tc8fv]

If you've ever watched those CBS crime dramas you'll love this. The music and the soft camera pans with sharp VFX 😭😂😂

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Having sex a thousand times in ten years must be some sort of achievement.

[@gaoda1581]

Having sex twice a week isn't uncommon. Keeping that up for 10 years on the other hand...😅

[@Chris_winthers]

This is actually pretty educational of how we should be aware of how framing can change our opinions of people. I mean, some of the people in the comments are trying to psycologically manipulate you into thinking that John was "innocent" and "an average guy". Can you imagine? He's so obviously guilty

[@sadfox8248]

I forgot I was watching the Onion and it took me a moment to realize that the video was just a skit about a husband and wife being a...husband and wife. Rip to Mary, went out with a bang ;_;

[@opinionday0079]

I feel that somewhere we are all closer to this madman then we would like to think..