CRINGE! Flirting Fails!

Yikes!!! Now these are some cringe pick-up fails! Let us know any of your embarrassing pick-up/flirting fails!
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[@NN-ir9bj]

This guy in my class in high school said, "You don't talk very much, do you?" I shrugged, and said "Not really". We didn't talk again, for months. But, one day, during a fire drill, he approached me in the parking lot, and spouted this gem, "Would you rather be alone, or can I talk to you?" We've been married almost 19 years, and we still chuckle about how awkward we were!

[@senza4591]

That was quite the twist

[@wendehoogendoorn9193]

That's actually quite adorable!

[@charliejamz.]

That turned out better than I hoped 😂 that’s cool, good line.

[@raskullsshako]

Awww 💖

[@michaelschneider9141]

That’s actually very wholesome

[@maxscardanelli6185]

The worst pickup line I used was "I've never kissed a Canadian girl before" on a Canadian girl. Amazingly and surprisingly, it worked.

[@EristicFan]

It does work. I think saying I've never done XyZ is kinda asking for it.

[@khaosoll7630]

As a Canadian.. This would not have worked 😂

[@vetleallum2965]

@@khaosoll7630 maybe you just have higher standards

[@disturbiafromthebay]

Vetle Allum I’ve never kissed a Canadian with high standards before! Lol

[@iannicely1]

I’m in a wheelchair... my pickup line is always “hey I can’t feel my legs can I feel yours”.

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

My guy, save some pussy for the rest of us...

[@shchorss]

you sly bastard

[@Epicc928]

If you were a woman it would get my attention for sure

[@matisd3069]

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

[@Kuba16BVB]

I'm a wheelchair Guy, so i will borrow that line if you don't mind?

[@DrCinnamonDick]

What does every tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles.

[@rickgutierrez6328]

I wanna like this but it's at 69 likes

[@whyamihere4269]

@@rickgutierrez6328 its 102 now youre good

[@dilmolisher]

Omfg lol

[@raskullsshako]

NO.

[@virgillewis6240]

But like why two tho

[@brandonbreakdown5986]

I DIED when Jared said “yaaaaaaa liquid Xanax” 😂😂😂

[@jts8596]

The thumbnail looks like Jared is hitting it from behind lmao 😂😂😂

[@emilyreider8991]

😂😂😂

[@bassist4life775]

It might be the point lol

[@ShatteredByVengeance]

Flirting in 1980s: Would you like to watch a movie sometime? Flirting in the 2010s: Puns. And dickpicks. But mostly puns.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

The 80s were a simpler and better time...

[@EristicFan]

Wading *through the dicks* is the essence of a single woman's life online. 2 decades in and it's pretty much only gray ball hairs that prevent them from being as prone to send a picture of their junk.

[@matisd3069]

Puns are cringe as f

[@theawesomegamer12]

Missed your content while in boot camp. Gotta catch up 3 months worth of content haha

[@theawesomegamer12]

I can now die in peace, I've been noticed by senpai haha

[@nbtstan3198]

Pathetic, I'm catching up on 4 years of content

[@wctksoul]

@@theawesomegamer12 thank you for your service

[@OFFICALINTHECUTT]

It wasn’t cringe, but just funny as hell to see how some people go 0-100 super quick

[@ShutterOwl]

Best pickup line that worked for me: “cannot wait to make you a single mother”

[@JE-bq2vh]

One of the few terrible pick up lines I've been told by someone recently is "Are you a hotdog stand? Because you make my hotdog stand" 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Cheesesalad]

😂

[@thilaerian4418]

ayyy I was just thinking about you guys last night. thanks for the upload. 💖

[@timonuotio6395]

Here's my cringe moment.. I was very drunk at a bar with my friends (and very high too) and I saw a cute girl dancing, well I stood up and confidently walked towards her...and when I got in front of her and her friends I faceplanted right to her feet...=) In that moment of having nothing to lose I watched up and uttered the words, "you are so beautiful that my legs gave up on me"... So yeah.. But I still got the girl..

[@m.p.1682]

How about second part of it? It was fun👍

[@randomguitarguy5906]

This is the second part

[@cUrLY_hEaDeD_fUcK]

The Goosebumps episode with the girl and the haunted mask was pretty good, that's probably my favorite 👌🏻

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

Same

[@cUrLY_hEaDeD_fUcK]

@@kaylatarapaskoski2390 It's definitely one of the better episodes, some were just like "Who tf came up with this shit" or it was just bad acting.

[@dougjones5530]

That Enter Shikari reference at 2:03

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

What's the song?

[@dougjones5530]

@@stupendoushorrendous8258 Sorry you're not a winner. It's from the breakdown at the end of the song

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

@@dougjones5530 Lol for a second I thought you were insulting me for not knowing the band and then I realized that was the song title. Thanks, have a good one.

[@borbleborb4586]

8:08 when someone thinks Nirvana is a clothing brand

[@alinaschneider5997]

I love the jacket of jared... but Austin! you lost so much weight🥰 proud of you

[@gsuttles5800]

The “Jacket of Jared” sounds like a game

[@jessicajemison5080]

“Beta, Beta, Beta”

[@GracieBN]

I swiped right on this guy who in his bio mentioned he’s really into 70’s music, turns out he didn’t even know who Billy Joel was

[@DreamTravelerZenddrex]

The tentacles one was definitely my favorite. I’m still laughing about it.

[@dayontapout]

The most "Fluff" move ever lol!

[@whatxanswer]

I heard a guy say "girl this phone pretty empty without yo number" and my head retracted into my torso

[@Metal_Muscles7]

One time I got a text message from a girl I was dating saying, "Can you tell me something romantic?" Me: "Dance with the dead in dreams. Listen to their hallowed screams. The dead have taken my soul. Temptations lost all control!!!" She ghosted me after that.

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

You legend, you!

[@humanperson3779]

SIMPLE SMILES ELUDE PSYCHOTIC EYES

[@RD-ms9gn]

I laughed at this. Thx

[@LoganLiberty]

I love the random RuckaRuckaAli insert.

[@mattsartori5998]

The sorry you're not a winner "what what" lul

[@antlereddruid8359]

The Rucka Rucka ali song tho

[@dyver123]

Austin's beta chant was great

[@robw3872]

Man, I don't even know what this is like. I've had tinder for a while and get a match maybe like, once every 4-6 months? And then they don't even talk lol

[@lycanpapawolf]

I heard a guy yell at a girl "yo bitch let me taste that honey cone yum yum" needless to say I died laughing

[@ZackSeifMusic]

That Rucka plug tho...throwback to middleschool haha

[@alorametalbarbie5257]

More please☺️you guys are good at brightening a gloomy rainy day ☁️☀️💕thank you for the laughs they are very much needed

[@jasmine5225]

Well anyyywayyyy honeydewww 🤪🤪🤪🥴🥴🥴

[@TheSilael]

7:32 lol nice Rucka cameo

[@rileyemerson2083]

This is one of the only youtube series’ that make me die laughing. I’m in a hotel room with my fam rn it’s 2 am and I’m the only one awake and I’m laughing watching this 😂

[@jayvallen]

Yo that start with those noises when jared claps his hands are so vicious omg

[@MrCogeagle]

Winnie the Pooh at the end, yeah that's the sophisticated shit I expect from this channel! Great job y'all! Keep up the great content!

[@rodbelding9523]

The "how tall are you" girl triggered me, that's one of the worst things about Tinder, if you're not a minimum of 6'2 you have a 0% chance.

[@MRJTD99]

Tell me you have no game without telling me you have no game

[@arkexemption6983]

0:21 the dickydines show in a nutshell.. I'm joking btw

[@Anonymous-ng4wc]

I laughed so hard at the tentacles that I inhaled and olive down my throat

[@CobaltLobo]

you guys always make my nights so much better.

[@painandpyro]

"I'm just waste my time bitch??" Dead 😄

[@Coreisus]

"My cell's broken, can I get yours?"

[@big_titan_ofleft_house8377]

War robots should sponsor this. This is the great content I subbed for

[@evanrayswenson]

I just don’t do pickup lines, I just talk and make jokes.

[@welpimametalhead6018]

My dad went to the bank while I was in the car. Apparently this guy was trying to flirt with the girl that worked at the bank. He said (unfortunately) in a flirtatious way " what color are you toes? What nail polish do you use?" I worry about people like this

[@cylershaw7701]

I was gonna ask this girl out tomorrow... THANKS for what NOT to do XD

[@Subbingz65]

Cyler Shaw what did she say

[@envyismusic4204]

Austin should do stand-up.

[@Junkheadd375]

Nothing like waking up at 2pm to a new dickeydines video

[@damong9435]

*sweats nervously*

[@kittywright216]

Did Austin get that rose filled in on his arm? That's such a dope colour, I love it!

[@badw01f23]

Glad you guys are back. Hope Jared is feeling better

[@putridtortilla6285]

That fucking pikmin intro got me fucking hard

[@dRippppa]

The pinky to is actually super important for balance.

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

Dickey Dines referenced Rucka Rucka I can die peacefully.

[@DarkestofTimes]

New Jacksfilms segment lol, fiiiiiiixed your Tinder.

[@miasworld5427]

Thanks for uploading guys.

[@anthonyhaga7559]

Please do more of these!!!

[@mikemontgomery5649]

Do more episodes guys. Total comedy. Best series.

[@aunt_shoe]

Cheesy pickup lines are my favorite. 😁♥️♥️

[@borbleborb4586]

8:07 Jared, I’m very disappointed in you. That was an obvious Tenacious D reference.

[@dannyxkai]

I love watching you guys before work lol

[@noncarbonfiber2406]

Solid good morning from Georgia dudes love the show

[@stacygordon5784]

I seriously love you guys.

[@lukemontgomery9683]

my freshman year of high school I was in health class talking to my friend. well this guy comes over to her and says something like "hey I'm obsessed with you, wanna go out?" I like started laughing and she uncomfortably giggled and said "no I'm good" and he freaking took a chair and threw it at the ceiling. it obliterated three ceiling tiles and a light. and the teacher who is very calm and quiet and never raises her voice (I absolutely love this teacher she was like the best teacher ever) yells "ALRIGHT THATS IT ALL THREE OF YOU OUT" cause she didn't know what happened but she quickly pieced it together while walking us to the office apologized to me and my friend several times. I saw the teacher a few weeks ago and she apologized for yelling at us lol. me and my friend laugh about this still. edit: im a senior now and the teacher retired

[@gpwmetalcovers7812]

my stomach actually hurt to read these . . . BLEIGH!!!!!!!!! **vomit-warning**

[@daves.7150]

I didn't cringe, just laughed & snorted in the middle of my study hall

[@loladuffy6940]

I'M EARLY❤️ YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME 👌😔

[@DeadHeroDubstep]

I'm very disappointing in myself that I did not make this video.

[@hockeybum2033]

Sweet Enter Shikari reference at 2:04

[@Fatal_Jinx]

If you were a pizza chain, you’d be round table......cause that’s the only one I like.

[@jspntr]

Creepy text theatre lol

[@philharbon]

Yeah. Upload on my bday love you guys lol

[@mr.fowler4644]

YOOOOO the cuphead music in the background tho!!

[@jjmar3875]

Austin poorly milly rocking on a beta is my spirit animal

[@Josh_Wright]

Fucking Pikmin at the beginning 😂

[@generalhargrievous9928]

What's up demons it's ya boi

[@razzle6440]

0:00 MEME REVI... oh wait wrong channel

[@militantrage1776]

Great thing to wake up to

[@mrsne2849]

Once in 4th grade there was this girl named isabel, and i had heard a pickupline that was a knock knock joke. Knock knock, whos there? Isabel, isabel who? Isabel working or should i keep knocking. For some reason she didnt know how knock knock jokes work, so the joke ended at whos there? Isabel. I still think about it to this day.

[@josht6633]

My favorite terrible ones I've actually seen used by my friends are; "Your face is like a wrench, every time I see it my nuts tighten." "Do you like motorcycles? Cause you can ride my Harley any day."

[@D3adbatsarecool]

Best one that worked for me was your face is esthetically pleasing

[@Slowbody21]

Best thing to wake up and see on my phone

[@TurntSingleCab]

THEY'RE BACK!!!

[@spencsmyth2604]

Yallr uploading 5 am, luckily despite me also being in pst, I coughf kick this at 8

[@charliehicks9260]

My fave lads, Jared Dickey and Austin Dines.

[@thatweirdperson6208]

Austin lookin good with the weight loss! Keep it up bro

[@black_winghd1429]

Yeeeea some poeple might text like that.....>~>....*looks away feeling caught* lol

[@Fey_Fatale]

As a female on the internets...I feel this so hard...

[@keroflobs]

Jared... it’s 5am. What am I doing up

[@seankenny2206]

Austin lookin fiiiiiiiiiit

[@Yuri-uq6nd]

i cant watch this cause im at school but im liking it anyways because im sure its good

[@TRAUMACRE]

I had one where I just said "my friend said i was a shit kisser" it was bad but I worked. And my friend actually said that.

[@garrettgiles8669]

The only one that made me cringe more than laugh was the one where the person messaged actions in asterisks, 'cause that's pretty weird and cringey

[@guidscunha]

Please part 2 hahahaha

[@thomasdeckermusic6543]

This video is awesome!!!! Why is it unlisted?

[@nickbmxguy]

We need skits again!!! Do a new Alex Jones video!

[@mrm1dn1ght53]

I do not want to bee alive anymore after watching the end of this video

[@Parkermiley75]

One day at horrorland is the best live action goosebumps episode

[@curtis7652]

This was amazing