I love how unaware the McDonalds server is that the totally normal guy who ordered a Big Mac earlier would end up eating it in front of a camera in a Cthulhu mask.
@CelioHogane5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he ordered in the Cthulhu mask.
@innovativeatavist1595 жыл бұрын
Celio Hogane lol wouldn't surprise me
@user-wc6pw8oh6v5 жыл бұрын
Talking some nonsense while doing so
@logancopeland36605 жыл бұрын
What do you mean a guy? Did someone else buy it for him?
@fj45345 жыл бұрын
IM DEAAAAD LMAO
@jxohnnycash5 жыл бұрын
"And I said," *zooms in* "What the *hell* is a McDonalds"
@bungerbug20805 жыл бұрын
He said that as I read your comment
@zachhall22985 жыл бұрын
To save the next person from wasting time out of thier life just to hear this... 5:18
@chinoyomaji2885 жыл бұрын
@@zachhall2298 i am dead bro 😂
@CyroStarfire5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Cadaverous07115 жыл бұрын
"I can't wait to get my tentacles on this."
@eternalbrogamer5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going back 10 years in your life and you tell your past self that one day he will watch a man dressed in a cthulhu mask eat a big mac
@dividedperceptions66265 жыл бұрын
Imagine going back 30 years and telling yourself that you will wear a cthulhu mask eating a big mac, filming yourself for the world to see.
@youraveragehearbrokenfrien79515 жыл бұрын
Which man in cthulhu mask all i see is kevin
@angryjugplayer18845 жыл бұрын
@@youraveragehearbrokenfrien7951 Imagine going back 10,000 years and telling yourself that you will one day sit in front of a vastly inferior creature and talk to it about subtle pleasantries as you indulge in that creature's species' ambassador cuisine.
@atomicjoseph92955 жыл бұрын
Imagine going back to when Rift was a child and telling him he would eat a big mac in a cthulhu mask
@tjj20405 жыл бұрын
Divided Perceptions best comment I’ve seen all week hahaha! Maybe longer! I’m in stiches😂
@thedoctor27425 жыл бұрын
Never in my entire life did I think I would ever hear someone describe something from McDonald’s a fine quizine or a work of art 😂
@ttyo56374 жыл бұрын
Yes right
@aquaticasmr1843 жыл бұрын
Cuisine....
@logeyperogi18052 жыл бұрын
@@aquaticasmr184 I knew they weren’t spelling it correctly but I’d forgotten how to spell it All I knew was that they were wrong
@CelticNjal2 жыл бұрын
I mean... It is good food if your in the mood for it. Like deadass I am craving some FF grease food
@LetsFindOut15 жыл бұрын
11:45 i had to fast forward to see how Kevin eats. i wasn't disappointed.
@sam-qe6cu5 жыл бұрын
i had the same question lol
@lesliesoto93595 жыл бұрын
Hey jus wanted to say i love ur channel 🙈
@lauramcclelland31205 жыл бұрын
I did the same and wasn’t disappointed 😂 it made me so happy 😂
@sergentpugsley51375 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bear97815 жыл бұрын
username checks out
@TheStateOfWisconsin5 жыл бұрын
I think Rift might be the only ASMRist who has an interlocking canon in all his videos, and it's incredible.
@felix22025 жыл бұрын
Yooze R. Naime have u heard of kittiminx? She does the same too. Mind you she does do some mature role plays.
@chugiron46985 жыл бұрын
He's the only one I know of that does "canon" correctly. Most asmrists just have some roleplays that they make a part 2 of. Rarely do they ever make videos that actually reference future events or videos, nor do they reference any series outside of the series the video is part of.
@juanmartini19895 жыл бұрын
Yooze R. Naime watch goodnight moon he’s not the only one
@AhstTraotee5 жыл бұрын
Clandestine ASMR does some fun Halo machinima ASMR vids. His Covenant characters sometimes reference one another, and there seems to possibly be a slowly developing ongoing plot, particularly where the Elite commander character is concerned.
@upsidedownpyramid76174 жыл бұрын
felix wu oh dude I love her storylines..amongst other things
@kaminsod40775 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to explain one of ERs videos out of context. "Yeah I'm watching a 25 minute video of a guy in a squid mask quietly eating a big mac."
@connorabramsbutiidentifyas87735 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he shares a fry
@section81325 жыл бұрын
I’d rather try to explain the vast majority of anime out of context.
@tezla63325 жыл бұрын
Section 8 lol “yeAh so this dudes family was killed and now he hunt DEMONS. They fight bad guys too, the end.”
@section81325 жыл бұрын
Moffitt 86 “so this high school girl wears skimpy armour and uses half a scissor to fight with as she tries to find her fathers killer”
@LifeRewind01195 жыл бұрын
@@section8132 So there's this city that is divided up into 3 sections, sections getting smaller as we get closer to the middle of the city, there is this guy that wants to fight these GIANT humanoid creatures that eat humans for breakfast, lunch and dinner, this guy also has 2 other friends, a girl that wants this guy's dick up her ass and a really shy guy, all of a sudden the outer most wall of the city gets absolutely destroyed by a 60 foot tall Ricardo of a titan ;) all hell breaks loose and shit gets crazy
@jackanderson4364 жыл бұрын
0:03, me entering my friend's room with the snacks so we can stay up all night playing jenga
@Fun_Syz5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Cthulhu has ever accidentally bitten a tentacle like biting your tongue or the inside of your cheek
@lauramcclelland31205 жыл бұрын
Funsyze when I read your comment I imagined him biting his tentacle and just letting out like a loud monstrous screech and all the residents all over the sanitarium would put their hands over their ears lol 😂😂
@ChaoticCrowLady5 жыл бұрын
Now im pictures that all gods and such exist and Cthulhu does that and he just yells "jesus Christ" and jesus just pops in like "yo cthulhu you called ma man?"
@scaredstar91275 жыл бұрын
MTV Reality T.V gods edition. Next up real house wife's of Olympus
@Renamoose5 жыл бұрын
@@lauramcclelland3120 "Loud monstrous screech" now I'm imagining Zoidberg
@lauramcclelland31205 жыл бұрын
RenTec hahaha oh my god it’s perfect 😂
@TheASMRReviewShow5 жыл бұрын
And after this Cthulhu decided that instead of destroying humanity, he would enslave them so he could keep getting his fix for fast food
@PorcupineASMR5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Cthulhu, very cool
@jackfahy22835 жыл бұрын
#2020
@thecrusader65135 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say it was........Coolthulu? 😉
@sol5035 жыл бұрын
8:10 "And I found The Golden Arches... And it was just like 'Aweeeee'"
@BigSlopNasty4 жыл бұрын
You look like you need to take a tinkle.. C'mon.. *Take a couple drips..*
@Nicoo._h5 жыл бұрын
*IS THAT A PET CONE?*
@ognjenivanovic78715 жыл бұрын
*YES!*
@endermage775 жыл бұрын
Not just "a" pet cone It's the *Cone of the Elder Gods* mate Must be a really insignificant artifact to Cthulu/Kevin if the only reaction he had to it sitting there is "Oh, nice pet."
@a-10warthog55 жыл бұрын
-wait- *YES*
@K1T1EZ5 жыл бұрын
For the Tindalos dogs
@connorjacobb52025 жыл бұрын
Is there a problem?
@Jackophyte4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a McDonalds worker and Cthulhu comes through a rift and asks you for a big mac meal.
@jogywhite53895 жыл бұрын
Only the bravest of pet owners leaves the boot uncaged!
@ognjenivanovic78715 жыл бұрын
I have tried that......now i have no arm
@PockyChoco235 жыл бұрын
doggo Just get a new one.
@ognjenivanovic78715 жыл бұрын
@@PockyChoco23 i can't
@PockyChoco235 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@ognjenivanovic78715 жыл бұрын
@@PockyChoco23 i'm baned from entering Wakanda
@austinmelton84015 жыл бұрын
Really appreciated that little edit when he says "What the hell is a McDonalds" XD make my damn day
@Enda6805 жыл бұрын
Big Mac meal? Food of the Gods. Clearly.
@godshollownutsack92725 жыл бұрын
EndaTheIrishGuy Or the Mustard Queen.
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
Should have been a Grand Mac
@zacktheladd56055 жыл бұрын
That’s some presidential food right there
@colmodriscoll68955 жыл бұрын
That needs to be a meme “and I said what the *hell* is a McDonald’s”
@jaxoncole52994 жыл бұрын
Don't call me a Boomer because this is gonna sound alot like a Boomer _but_ It's like one of those jokes you'd hear on a comedy show that tells horrible jokes but they are so horrible they are funny and example is I said "that's not a camel that's my wife" -middle aged guy laughing in background- it's funny it should be a meme
@dargle4 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I go I can't escape rdr2
@pancakeisagamer3 жыл бұрын
Shut up colm, you wouldn't know what meme is
@Asmrcritic5873 жыл бұрын
Damn O’driscoll
@DoodlesD5 жыл бұрын
Of all the things I thought I would look at today, I didn't expect this... _but I'm not complaining_
@euananstice47475 жыл бұрын
A pack of oreos HAHAHA GOOD ONE, CLASSIC
@joebyrd12354675 жыл бұрын
A pack of oreos A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
@ethanm87565 жыл бұрын
1950’s: We will have flying cars, hover boards, and even more in the future! 2019: *CtHuLu TrIeS bIg MaC aSmR*
@AnxiousNala4 жыл бұрын
Hey don't hate lol
@billyvitajedi4 жыл бұрын
I mean... We brought this upon ourselves. But maybe this is for the best.
@TippyTappyASMR5 жыл бұрын
What Mukbang wishes it was 😅
@leemo7315 жыл бұрын
We need a Cthulhu Mukbang
@Tyler-rf6im5 жыл бұрын
Of course I see you commenting again
@vorples48865 жыл бұрын
I wish mukbang didn’t exist. Idk why but it’s just so gross for me...
@leemo7315 жыл бұрын
@@vorples4886 To each their own, I guess
@pyro26315 жыл бұрын
Please tell me Cthulhu went into McDonald’s and ordered that
@Necrom63 жыл бұрын
He did tell you that
@timelesssilence25415 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Cthulu tries the Filet-O-Fish McDonalds sandwich
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
Cthulu wipes Filet-o-fish from existence
@NoEntertainment5 жыл бұрын
Actually the next video is "Cthulhu Drinks an Air Mac from Dairy Queen". Filet-O-Fish is against his strictly anti-chicken diet.
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
@@NoEntertainment Fancy seeing you here
@Caltash5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather see Deep One Dave's take on the Filet-O-Fish *SAMMICH*
@callmezeldaonemoartime5 жыл бұрын
jackkenefick Fan Food meal too lmao
@zacharykeller97255 жыл бұрын
The reason he’s never had a chocolate shake before is because the Mc Ice cream machine never works.
@disturbedrenegade98154 жыл бұрын
XD Ice cream machine broke
@veoreaper81255 жыл бұрын
I don’t usually comment but this is the content I live for. Love Cthulhu. Great video Uncle E
@hravv5 жыл бұрын
nobody: absolutely no one: not a single soul: ephemeral rift:
@nolanstevenson43865 жыл бұрын
day 14: of me asking rift to do a swear word only video
@Poet_035 жыл бұрын
Ah, there you are.
@GOTTHEDAWGINME5 жыл бұрын
Hello
@mudkippug5 жыл бұрын
Kermit is fancy don’t give up
@Kidcrowley5 жыл бұрын
We will be victorious
@godshollownutsack92725 жыл бұрын
He probably won't do it bud. It won't bring him benefits. Just Demonitization. It would be cool tho, but highly unlikely.
@hillsxx59675 жыл бұрын
In Russia The Big Mac Tries You
@jxewarren-94585 жыл бұрын
hill sxx no. Not in Russia. Russia in you
@TheRabidMike400835 жыл бұрын
Good one
@cheryen3855 жыл бұрын
Вообще-то очень обидно((
@KSofficial1415 жыл бұрын
In america you walk dog In soviet russia, dog walks YOU
@jokes88015 жыл бұрын
hill sxx I have a Russian friend and that’s definitely not tru
@joelhenry37665 жыл бұрын
ASMR IDEA: I think you Role-Playing as a Snake-Oil type salesman who sells Health Insurance or just any type of Insurance. With ridiculous prices or wierdly specific conditions. I think it would fit well with your type of characters... If anybody else thinks it could be a good idea please like the comment for him to see it. If not then it's fine. Also a massive fan of your videos. Your my favorite ASMR channel. You have the most creative videos. If my video idea doesn't take, that's okay . I hope you atleast get to see this comment ☺ (Disclaimer: I did post this a week or so ago. This will be 2nd and last time I post it. I don't plan on spamming it. Purely an idea. If anybody disagrees with it that is fine. Just a suggestion.)
@lauramcclelland31205 жыл бұрын
BebopEgg I like the idea :D I think it would fit well with characters lol. Perhaps he could be trying to sell pet boot insurance or something lol. So it fits in with the Arkham Sanitarium universe.
@justingriffith91985 жыл бұрын
I like this idea say better than the edgy "lol cuss words" video.
@endermage775 жыл бұрын
This is a request train that I am definitely going to climb aboard. Choo choo.
@psychoticdog49445 жыл бұрын
This seems like it would be a really good idea, like boot food or something to that effect
@user-wc6pw8oh6v5 жыл бұрын
Blah
@peakspecimen5 жыл бұрын
"Honey come to dinner!" E: you know I prefer to eat McDonalds as Cthulhu
@mnmotivation29494 жыл бұрын
Dude are you kevin like from chinese CHEESE!!!!
@MlSTER4042 жыл бұрын
@@mnmotivation2949 Cthulhu did you have a stroke writing this?
@wyldfire8885 жыл бұрын
Well you see, Cthulhu, French fries actually originated from Belgium rather than France. The villagers had barely anything to eat except potatoes during winter, so they tried various ways of making their meal consisting of just those at least somewhat appetizing. They tried boiling, stewing, roasting and eventually cutting them up into tiny strips as well. Skip to World War I, in which the American troops set up base in Belgium to fight off the enemy and started enjoying the country's delicacies, one of which being their fries. However, formal language back then in Belgium was French and the American soldiers being as bright as they are believed Belgium to be a province/part of France. Hence when the food item was brought back to the States was dubbed "French Fries".
@Fraxxxi5 жыл бұрын
it could be that. or it could be that slicing veggies into long thing strips is called a french cut, and they are then fried.
@mortenoconnell79775 жыл бұрын
malusdominus thats actually really interesting thank you for that
@vortexpgo57535 жыл бұрын
The fact that people call it 'french' fries really infuriates me as someone from Belgium
@Ryocko5 жыл бұрын
They are called frittes
@harmonthehuntrasos65635 жыл бұрын
Huh, I didn't know that. thank you for your facts...very nice☺👍
@Caltash5 жыл бұрын
00:03 I had to give the video a thumbs up right at this moment. The boot and cone switching places! LOL!
@tygervanderweegen53135 жыл бұрын
"The food in the cafateria is a little bland" okay chill out gordan Ramsay
@theplague12734 жыл бұрын
Hi I am shadow and I am the one that helps him
@thestrategistdalek77032 жыл бұрын
@@theplague1273 What?
@deedee52695 жыл бұрын
When you’re eating at a con, and don’t want to take off your costume. 😂
@Kidcrowley5 жыл бұрын
Day 9: Of me supporting Kermit on ER doing a swear word only video, we need brave soldiers, join our quest.
@KindHeartedGoat5 жыл бұрын
Day 4: Of me supporting People who support Kermit on ER doing a swear word only video, We Shall Persist!
@WevvMang5 жыл бұрын
Just don't see the appeal of Rift whispering the word "fuck" over and over. 1 second of giggles, and 10 minutes of "OK, this isn't funny anymore or relaxing".
@Kidcrowley5 жыл бұрын
WevvMang what about him also throwing in, “Cunt” in there, so many choices
@kermit71395 жыл бұрын
WevvMang Exactly. Not to mention the video won’t be ok for his young viewers, and he obviously won’t be able to make money off the video. These dumb frogs need to stop.
@nolanstevenson43865 жыл бұрын
day 1: of me supporting people who support people who support me
@cthulhu57025 жыл бұрын
What can I say? They're tasty burgers.
@19thcenturygentleman335 жыл бұрын
FrostBloodGames Ass is better than chick fila
@kabuto18595 жыл бұрын
You must try whataburger next time, my lord
@ryderosnoe66944 жыл бұрын
Eat le ramen
@kennethha4164 жыл бұрын
@@19thcenturygentleman33 um no...
@TheAtomicPotato4 жыл бұрын
@@kennethha416 Just yes. As in, I agree with you.
@noranade5 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu is pretty gentle for being a mythical being of destruction
@BoxofCarrots5 жыл бұрын
The thought that Cthulhu is a nerdy office worker just...it gets me.
@athreeringcircus5 жыл бұрын
Even Cthulhu's will bends to capitalism.
@nightcollapse5 жыл бұрын
No one is beyond that terrible clown's thrall.
@genocideonweebs27415 жыл бұрын
He in his 50 He retired But most importantly What the hell is a McDonald’s
@mayoroflazytown4665 жыл бұрын
i clicked to see how he would eat in that mask
@TwistedFireX5 жыл бұрын
It hurts.
@TwistedFireX5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@nightcollapse5 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedFireX IKR MAN IKR 😂
@juanmartini19895 жыл бұрын
Mayor of Lazytown I think all of us did
@julianwang18255 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being an almost all-powerful entity from another dimension with unfathomable abilities, coming to earth, and getting your name translated to Kevin.
@arattactician56975 жыл бұрын
Julian Wang What's wrong with Kevin? At least it isn't Steve...
@ktvski5 жыл бұрын
*_-i was trying to watch asmr and sleep but now i can't sleep im too scared-_*
@AWACS_Snowblind5 жыл бұрын
Next week: _"Elder God Cuthulu Brings Back the McRib ASMR"_
@monsoon29742 жыл бұрын
Cult: Rise Cthulu. Arise and rain hell on the land. Cthulhu: *Hamborger.*
@DiggerDeeper014 жыл бұрын
I thought Cthulu LOVED the cafeteria food when he first had it after he woke up and got to the Sanitarium. Also I love that moment at 5:20.
@seanmichel340111 ай бұрын
He probably got tired of it lol
@iludrielle1765 жыл бұрын
i came as soon as i heard Yeah I know outdated joke but I panicked seeing how early I was and couldn't find a better reference-
@user-gk9cc3qi1w5 жыл бұрын
Broken read more button anyone?
@sp4r3rib574 жыл бұрын
CONE: (in a cage) Cthulu: "Nice pet you have there."
@phoenixmoya76555 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
@hoseoksfannypack66735 жыл бұрын
This mask makes me think of the ood from dr who
@The10thDoctorMuscleMan695 жыл бұрын
TRRRUUEEE
@AuntyBethra3 жыл бұрын
It’s a oodcthulu hybrid mask that’s why
@Ghost32105 жыл бұрын
Imaging him in the drive-in with the mask on. ;,,;
@deathattachedghost34575 жыл бұрын
He Didn't & Wouldn't. It Would Make The Person Working The Window Think He's Going Too Rob Them, It Would Make Him Look Weirdly Ocwerd. Only A Dummy Would Do That Witch He Is Clearly Not. 😐
@otterhero62295 жыл бұрын
@@deathattachedghost3457 nice capitalising broski
@R0ckst4r0ck3r5 жыл бұрын
Starbreeze after reading his comment : "Release Cthulhu mask for Payday 2"
@bruhmomentos52035 жыл бұрын
What mask?
@thecrusader65135 жыл бұрын
rayen ben aissa precisely
@PersianASMRtist5 жыл бұрын
You’re just a genius. 🦑
@newmono73415 жыл бұрын
Can anyone else smell the food and feel the bag through the screen?
@FazeGreg5 жыл бұрын
Me
@spmblues77195 жыл бұрын
I think you eat fast food a little too much...
@simply_camo5 жыл бұрын
@@spmblues7719 IT IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS
@bigjoey8435 жыл бұрын
Hell I smell the bag itself.....
@iedied21235 жыл бұрын
4:20 - 5:20 This is a meme in the making
@helpmereach70kwithnovids984 жыл бұрын
Not to be political or anything but
@TheAtomicPotato5 жыл бұрын
20:46 Dear Diary, today I witnessed C' thulu having a stare-down with a chocolate milkshake. (Only works if you pause.)
@samoneill67334 жыл бұрын
5:20 Me coming out of quarantine
@toastytoaster71615 жыл бұрын
"What the hell is a McDonald's" - Cthulhu Edit: Holy Hell 57 Likes?! Edit numero dos: This is now my most liked comment
@francis.a58695 жыл бұрын
Thats what i thougth about the first time i went to red lobster
@ghost-96425 жыл бұрын
How to explain this video in the shortest way possible: Cthulhu eat borger quietly for 25 minutes
@Beepintheblip5 жыл бұрын
How to take care of a pet cone (which also happens to be a very dangerous artifact) video please
Perfect, right! Also like all the crows around 8:30 or so! They are after the fries or after Cthulhu? :)
@LuxTinkering5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahbehler5437 it's the little things that matter.
@sarahbehler54375 жыл бұрын
Lux Wulf truth! :)
@aldencstr16135 жыл бұрын
Well Kevin you're lucky in my country they just put one napkin
@anthonycurry-wheeler5215 жыл бұрын
I get at least four
@Ryocko5 жыл бұрын
You guys are lucky i dont even get straws, napkins or ketchup in my bag like ever
@endermage775 жыл бұрын
In *my* country we don't even get the meal We just get an empty paper bag as we contemplate our lot in life as we wonder why MacDonald's doesn't have a resturaunt up here on the moon
@jordigeven84855 жыл бұрын
IN MY COUNTRY YOU USUALLY ONLY GET HALF UR ORDER AND NO NAPKINS
@mage-62815 жыл бұрын
What did i just watch. It was so beautiful i am inspired!
@lilylolz22445 жыл бұрын
Thank you,Kevin,very cool!
@El_ven14 жыл бұрын
0:24 ``Nice pet you go there.`` ME: Its a traffic cone.
@grantcook12265 жыл бұрын
Rift: Have you been good for the most part? Me: No I've actually been really sick lately and I think I might be on the verge of death. Rift: tHaT'S g00D
@helpmereach70kwithnovids984 жыл бұрын
It's because he'll have a connection with you when he's sleeping
@patrikpersson615 жыл бұрын
This is so powerful, I'm holding back tears!
@shadowwarrior2415 жыл бұрын
My phone is cursed, send help. Also the MTF called their coming to re-contain you.
@HRHooChicken11 ай бұрын
I was fired 2 weeks ago and now here i am, watching a guy dressed as a squid eating a big mac meal at 4am. doesnt get much better than this
@WevvMang5 жыл бұрын
Kevin, dude, you gotta try the McRib! It's mind blowing!
@kdawg53295 жыл бұрын
“ So let me just uh, *devour this* “
@DarkRiku20145 жыл бұрын
As a crew Trainer from McDonald's, I'm honored to watch Cthulhu devour this. 😂
@honestpcreviews43065 жыл бұрын
Woah u have a pet cone of the elder gods bro that's sick
@RjGoombes5 жыл бұрын
Day 11: of supporting Kermits swear only video idea
@BelligerentKnight24815 жыл бұрын
We grow stronger every day All hail Kermit!!
@63motion5 жыл бұрын
@@BelligerentKnight2481 how is it day 11 for you when you posted it 6 days ago😐
Cthulu whispering and eating a Big Mac. KZbin has peaked
@kietey145 жыл бұрын
Haven’t commented in so long Paul. Still loving every video you have put out since 2012. ;)
@bigjoey8435 жыл бұрын
Who's Paul??
@kietey145 жыл бұрын
@@bigjoey843 ER is.
@tamimyaseen60135 жыл бұрын
Quality content I subscribed for
@lillianfox68485 жыл бұрын
This dude is so creative I swear his next video will be "idk some random shit I found in my garage | ASMR"
@franciscovasquez94175 жыл бұрын
I have never been a fan of a guy whispering in my ear when I sleep, but this guy....this guy is out of this world 🌎
@angelzacarias4245 жыл бұрын
i hope someone gets introduced to asmr with this video. I LOVE UNCLE E lol
@DarkStreamsYT5 жыл бұрын
Uncle E was the first ASMRist I ever found it was him dressed as the rhino and I was horrified but I wanted to watch more
@roguescott38265 жыл бұрын
*Buys McDonald’s, looks at Khthulu mask* I got an idea.
@blairsky89545 жыл бұрын
dude Cthulhu is literally in the title how did you spell it wrong
@zerowo71895 жыл бұрын
@@blairsky8954 exactly
@lychenthrope5 жыл бұрын
Dr pepper, good choice Kevin!
@justastem96115 жыл бұрын
The energy surrounding you is godlike
@HowCouldJu5 жыл бұрын
The video is classified as “comedy” is the description
@subscribeifyoulikemyprofil93605 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Why haven't you do your homework? Me:Well...
@arattactician56975 жыл бұрын
And the joke?
@simonscreams55465 жыл бұрын
I just like to imagine that you went to McDonald's with that mask on and acted like nothing was wrong
@linkibear86443 жыл бұрын
I love how aggressively he takes bites out of it
@SMBstag5 жыл бұрын
I'm like what the heck is a McDonald's 😂 that got me laughing
@SoftSleepASMR5 жыл бұрын
Your thumbnails are literally never clickbait and I respect that. I got what I came for
@82dorrin5 жыл бұрын
Hey, ER? What kind of drugs do you use when you come up with these ideas? Also, where can I get some?
@inksword60295 жыл бұрын
Ha ha you did a funny
@jacobgoebel65184 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but this made me so happy-
@Cadaverous07115 жыл бұрын
"Come to Papa Cthulhu."
@TheWhoopingCough5 жыл бұрын
YESSSS I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR CTHULHU VIDEOS RECENTLY AND THIS POPS UP
@The_BottomDevil5 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral rift 2019 "I can't wait to get my tentacles on this" pretty sure that's what hentai creatures say all the time
@commanderponds83085 жыл бұрын
I like how the boot and the cone have switched places.
@Logicalpsycho23235 жыл бұрын
13:20 SUICIDAL PICKLE.
@norbertolamenca55185 жыл бұрын
This man is actually never gonna run out of ideas
@GanjaNgunS Жыл бұрын
Now that is how you eat a big Mac nigga
@NUMBER29__5 жыл бұрын
Touches bag. Bag crinkles. Immediate tingles.
@uncleshugg88545 жыл бұрын
just gonna come in my room, eat a big mac in front of me and pretend i'm not crying as you eat
@Ryocko5 жыл бұрын
To be fair will you do anything about it? I mean if i knew it wasn't uncle e and it was cthulu i prolly just let him do whatever it wants
@uncleshugg88545 жыл бұрын
@@Ryocko yeah but also I'm hungry dude
@Ryocko5 жыл бұрын
@@uncleshugg8854 he gave you a fry. If you want more why not go to a mcdonalds? Lol Its my choice for dinner today. A nice tasty bigmac, fry, coke, and apple pie seems like a great dinner choice xD
@uncleshugg88545 жыл бұрын
@@Ryocko they wont let me leave, and I ain't going in Margaret garden
@Ryocko5 жыл бұрын
@@uncleshugg8854 how do you know what mcdonalds big mac taste like if you never left this place 0w0
@javierowo5 жыл бұрын
11:22 "Cmon come to papa cthulhu" Thats too cute 💕