Cthulhu Tries McDonald's Big Mac Meal | ASMR

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

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@ericasmr5871
@ericasmr5871 5 жыл бұрын
I love how unaware the McDonalds server is that the totally normal guy who ordered a Big Mac earlier would end up eating it in front of a camera in a Cthulhu mask.
@CelioHogane
@CelioHogane 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he ordered in the Cthulhu mask.
@innovativeatavist159
@innovativeatavist159 5 жыл бұрын
Celio Hogane lol wouldn't surprise me
@user-wc6pw8oh6v
@user-wc6pw8oh6v 5 жыл бұрын
Talking some nonsense while doing so
@logancopeland3660
@logancopeland3660 5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean a guy? Did someone else buy it for him?
@fj4534
@fj4534 5 жыл бұрын
IM DEAAAAD LMAO
@jxohnnycash
@jxohnnycash 5 жыл бұрын
"And I said," *zooms in* "What the *hell* is a McDonalds"
@bungerbug2080
@bungerbug2080 5 жыл бұрын
He said that as I read your comment
@zachhall2298
@zachhall2298 5 жыл бұрын
To save the next person from wasting time out of thier life just to hear this... 5:18
@chinoyomaji288
@chinoyomaji288 5 жыл бұрын
@@zachhall2298 i am dead bro 😂
@CyroStarfire
@CyroStarfire 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Cadaverous0711
@Cadaverous0711 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't wait to get my tentacles on this."
@eternalbrogamer
@eternalbrogamer 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going back 10 years in your life and you tell your past self that one day he will watch a man dressed in a cthulhu mask eat a big mac
@dividedperceptions6626
@dividedperceptions6626 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going back 30 years and telling yourself that you will wear a cthulhu mask eating a big mac, filming yourself for the world to see.
@youraveragehearbrokenfrien7951
@youraveragehearbrokenfrien7951 5 жыл бұрын
Which man in cthulhu mask all i see is kevin
@angryjugplayer1884
@angryjugplayer1884 5 жыл бұрын
@@youraveragehearbrokenfrien7951 Imagine going back 10,000 years and telling yourself that you will one day sit in front of a vastly inferior creature and talk to it about subtle pleasantries as you indulge in that creature's species' ambassador cuisine.
@atomicjoseph9295
@atomicjoseph9295 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going back to when Rift was a child and telling him he would eat a big mac in a cthulhu mask
@tjj2040
@tjj2040 5 жыл бұрын
Divided Perceptions best comment I’ve seen all week hahaha! Maybe longer! I’m in stiches😂
@thedoctor2742
@thedoctor2742 5 жыл бұрын
Never in my entire life did I think I would ever hear someone describe something from McDonald’s a fine quizine or a work of art 😂
@ttyo5637
@ttyo5637 4 жыл бұрын
Yes right
@aquaticasmr184
@aquaticasmr184 3 жыл бұрын
Cuisine....
@logeyperogi1805
@logeyperogi1805 2 жыл бұрын
@@aquaticasmr184 I knew they weren’t spelling it correctly but I’d forgotten how to spell it All I knew was that they were wrong
@CelticNjal
@CelticNjal 2 жыл бұрын
I mean... It is good food if your in the mood for it. Like deadass I am craving some FF grease food
@LetsFindOut1
@LetsFindOut1 5 жыл бұрын
11:45 i had to fast forward to see how Kevin eats. i wasn't disappointed.
@sam-qe6cu
@sam-qe6cu 5 жыл бұрын
i had the same question lol
@lesliesoto9359
@lesliesoto9359 5 жыл бұрын
Hey jus wanted to say i love ur channel 🙈
@lauramcclelland3120
@lauramcclelland3120 5 жыл бұрын
I did the same and wasn’t disappointed 😂 it made me so happy 😂
@sergentpugsley5137
@sergentpugsley5137 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bear9781
@bear9781 5 жыл бұрын
username checks out
@TheStateOfWisconsin
@TheStateOfWisconsin 5 жыл бұрын
I think Rift might be the only ASMRist who has an interlocking canon in all his videos, and it's incredible.
@felix2202
@felix2202 5 жыл бұрын
Yooze R. Naime have u heard of kittiminx? She does the same too. Mind you she does do some mature role plays.
@chugiron4698
@chugiron4698 5 жыл бұрын
He's the only one I know of that does "canon" correctly. Most asmrists just have some roleplays that they make a part 2 of. Rarely do they ever make videos that actually reference future events or videos, nor do they reference any series outside of the series the video is part of.
@juanmartini1989
@juanmartini1989 5 жыл бұрын
Yooze R. Naime watch goodnight moon he’s not the only one
@AhstTraotee
@AhstTraotee 5 жыл бұрын
Clandestine ASMR does some fun Halo machinima ASMR vids. His Covenant characters sometimes reference one another, and there seems to possibly be a slowly developing ongoing plot, particularly where the Elite commander character is concerned.
@upsidedownpyramid7617
@upsidedownpyramid7617 4 жыл бұрын
felix wu oh dude I love her storylines..amongst other things
@kaminsod4077
@kaminsod4077 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to explain one of ERs videos out of context. "Yeah I'm watching a 25 minute video of a guy in a squid mask quietly eating a big mac."
@connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773
@connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he shares a fry
@section8132
@section8132 5 жыл бұрын
I’d rather try to explain the vast majority of anime out of context.
@tezla6332
@tezla6332 5 жыл бұрын
Section 8 lol “yeAh so this dudes family was killed and now he hunt DEMONS. They fight bad guys too, the end.”
@section8132
@section8132 5 жыл бұрын
Moffitt 86 “so this high school girl wears skimpy armour and uses half a scissor to fight with as she tries to find her fathers killer”
@LifeRewind0119
@LifeRewind0119 5 жыл бұрын
@@section8132 So there's this city that is divided up into 3 sections, sections getting smaller as we get closer to the middle of the city, there is this guy that wants to fight these GIANT humanoid creatures that eat humans for breakfast, lunch and dinner, this guy also has 2 other friends, a girl that wants this guy's dick up her ass and a really shy guy, all of a sudden the outer most wall of the city gets absolutely destroyed by a 60 foot tall Ricardo of a titan ;) all hell breaks loose and shit gets crazy
@jackanderson436
@jackanderson436 4 жыл бұрын
0:03, me entering my friend's room with the snacks so we can stay up all night playing jenga
@Fun_Syz
@Fun_Syz 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Cthulhu has ever accidentally bitten a tentacle like biting your tongue or the inside of your cheek
@lauramcclelland3120
@lauramcclelland3120 5 жыл бұрын
Funsyze when I read your comment I imagined him biting his tentacle and just letting out like a loud monstrous screech and all the residents all over the sanitarium would put their hands over their ears lol 😂😂
@ChaoticCrowLady
@ChaoticCrowLady 5 жыл бұрын
Now im pictures that all gods and such exist and Cthulhu does that and he just yells "jesus Christ" and jesus just pops in like "yo cthulhu you called ma man?"
@scaredstar9127
@scaredstar9127 5 жыл бұрын
MTV Reality T.V gods edition. Next up real house wife's of Olympus
@Renamoose
@Renamoose 5 жыл бұрын
@@lauramcclelland3120 "Loud monstrous screech" now I'm imagining Zoidberg
@lauramcclelland3120
@lauramcclelland3120 5 жыл бұрын
RenTec hahaha oh my god it’s perfect 😂
@TheASMRReviewShow
@TheASMRReviewShow 5 жыл бұрын
And after this Cthulhu decided that instead of destroying humanity, he would enslave them so he could keep getting his fix for fast food
@PorcupineASMR
@PorcupineASMR 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Cthulhu, very cool
@jackfahy2283
@jackfahy2283 5 жыл бұрын
#2020
@thecrusader6513
@thecrusader6513 5 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say it was........Coolthulu? 😉
@sol503
@sol503 5 жыл бұрын
8:10 "And I found The Golden Arches... And it was just like 'Aweeeee'"
@BigSlopNasty
@BigSlopNasty 4 жыл бұрын
You look like you need to take a tinkle.. C'mon.. *Take a couple drips..*
@Nicoo._h
@Nicoo._h 5 жыл бұрын
*IS THAT A PET CONE?*
@ognjenivanovic7871
@ognjenivanovic7871 5 жыл бұрын
*YES!*
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
Not just "a" pet cone It's the *Cone of the Elder Gods* mate Must be a really insignificant artifact to Cthulu/Kevin if the only reaction he had to it sitting there is "Oh, nice pet."
@a-10warthog5
@a-10warthog5 5 жыл бұрын
-wait- *YES*
@K1T1EZ
@K1T1EZ 5 жыл бұрын
For the Tindalos dogs
@connorjacobb5202
@connorjacobb5202 5 жыл бұрын
Is there a problem?
@Jackophyte
@Jackophyte 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a McDonalds worker and Cthulhu comes through a rift and asks you for a big mac meal.
@jogywhite5389
@jogywhite5389 5 жыл бұрын
Only the bravest of pet owners leaves the boot uncaged!
@ognjenivanovic7871
@ognjenivanovic7871 5 жыл бұрын
I have tried that......now i have no arm
@PockyChoco23
@PockyChoco23 5 жыл бұрын
doggo Just get a new one.
@ognjenivanovic7871
@ognjenivanovic7871 5 жыл бұрын
@@PockyChoco23 i can't
@PockyChoco23
@PockyChoco23 5 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@ognjenivanovic7871
@ognjenivanovic7871 5 жыл бұрын
@@PockyChoco23 i'm baned from entering Wakanda
@austinmelton8401
@austinmelton8401 5 жыл бұрын
Really appreciated that little edit when he says "What the hell is a McDonalds" XD make my damn day
@Enda680
@Enda680 5 жыл бұрын
Big Mac meal? Food of the Gods. Clearly.
@godshollownutsack9272
@godshollownutsack9272 5 жыл бұрын
EndaTheIrishGuy Or the Mustard Queen.
@timewellspent8137
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
Should have been a Grand Mac
@zacktheladd5605
@zacktheladd5605 5 жыл бұрын
That’s some presidential food right there
@colmodriscoll6895
@colmodriscoll6895 5 жыл бұрын
That needs to be a meme “and I said what the *hell* is a McDonald’s”
@jaxoncole5299
@jaxoncole5299 4 жыл бұрын
Don't call me a Boomer because this is gonna sound alot like a Boomer _but_ It's like one of those jokes you'd hear on a comedy show that tells horrible jokes but they are so horrible they are funny and example is I said "that's not a camel that's my wife" -middle aged guy laughing in background- it's funny it should be a meme
@dargle
@dargle 4 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I go I can't escape rdr2
@pancakeisagamer
@pancakeisagamer 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up colm, you wouldn't know what meme is
@Asmrcritic587
@Asmrcritic587 3 жыл бұрын
Damn O’driscoll
@DoodlesD
@DoodlesD 5 жыл бұрын
Of all the things I thought I would look at today, I didn't expect this... _but I'm not complaining_
@euananstice4747
@euananstice4747 5 жыл бұрын
A pack of oreos HAHAHA GOOD ONE, CLASSIC
@joebyrd1235467
@joebyrd1235467 5 жыл бұрын
A pack of oreos A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
@ethanm8756
@ethanm8756 5 жыл бұрын
1950’s: We will have flying cars, hover boards, and even more in the future! 2019: *CtHuLu TrIeS bIg MaC aSmR*
@AnxiousNala
@AnxiousNala 4 жыл бұрын
Hey don't hate lol
@billyvitajedi
@billyvitajedi 4 жыл бұрын
I mean... We brought this upon ourselves. But maybe this is for the best.
@TippyTappyASMR
@TippyTappyASMR 5 жыл бұрын
What Mukbang wishes it was 😅
@leemo731
@leemo731 5 жыл бұрын
We need a Cthulhu Mukbang
@Tyler-rf6im
@Tyler-rf6im 5 жыл бұрын
Of course I see you commenting again
@vorples4886
@vorples4886 5 жыл бұрын
I wish mukbang didn’t exist. Idk why but it’s just so gross for me...
@leemo731
@leemo731 5 жыл бұрын
@@vorples4886 To each their own, I guess
@pyro2631
@pyro2631 5 жыл бұрын
Please tell me Cthulhu went into McDonald’s and ordered that
@Necrom6
@Necrom6 3 жыл бұрын
He did tell you that
@timelesssilence2541
@timelesssilence2541 5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Cthulu tries the Filet-O-Fish McDonalds sandwich
@timewellspent8137
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
Cthulu wipes Filet-o-fish from existence
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 5 жыл бұрын
Actually the next video is "Cthulhu Drinks an Air Mac from Dairy Queen". Filet-O-Fish is against his strictly anti-chicken diet.
@timewellspent8137
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
@@NoEntertainment Fancy seeing you here
@Caltash
@Caltash 5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather see Deep One Dave's take on the Filet-O-Fish *SAMMICH*
@callmezeldaonemoartime
@callmezeldaonemoartime 5 жыл бұрын
jackkenefick Fan Food meal too lmao
@zacharykeller9725
@zacharykeller9725 5 жыл бұрын
The reason he’s never had a chocolate shake before is because the Mc Ice cream machine never works.
@disturbedrenegade9815
@disturbedrenegade9815 4 жыл бұрын
XD Ice cream machine broke
@veoreaper8125
@veoreaper8125 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t usually comment but this is the content I live for. Love Cthulhu. Great video Uncle E
@hravv
@hravv 5 жыл бұрын
nobody: absolutely no one: not a single soul: ephemeral rift:
@nolanstevenson4386
@nolanstevenson4386 5 жыл бұрын
day 14: of me asking rift to do a swear word only video
@Poet_03
@Poet_03 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, there you are.
@GOTTHEDAWGINME
@GOTTHEDAWGINME 5 жыл бұрын
Hello
@mudkippug
@mudkippug 5 жыл бұрын
Kermit is fancy don’t give up
@Kidcrowley
@Kidcrowley 5 жыл бұрын
We will be victorious
@godshollownutsack9272
@godshollownutsack9272 5 жыл бұрын
He probably won't do it bud. It won't bring him benefits. Just Demonitization. It would be cool tho, but highly unlikely.
@hillsxx5967
@hillsxx5967 5 жыл бұрын
In Russia The Big Mac Tries You
@jxewarren-9458
@jxewarren-9458 5 жыл бұрын
hill sxx no. Not in Russia. Russia in you
@TheRabidMike40083
@TheRabidMike40083 5 жыл бұрын
Good one
@cheryen385
@cheryen385 5 жыл бұрын
Вообще-то очень обидно((
@KSofficial141
@KSofficial141 5 жыл бұрын
In america you walk dog In soviet russia, dog walks YOU
@jokes8801
@jokes8801 5 жыл бұрын
hill sxx I have a Russian friend and that’s definitely not tru
@joelhenry3766
@joelhenry3766 5 жыл бұрын
ASMR IDEA: I think you Role-Playing as a Snake-Oil type salesman who sells Health Insurance or just any type of Insurance. With ridiculous prices or wierdly specific conditions. I think it would fit well with your type of characters... If anybody else thinks it could be a good idea please like the comment for him to see it. If not then it's fine. Also a massive fan of your videos. Your my favorite ASMR channel. You have the most creative videos. If my video idea doesn't take, that's okay . I hope you atleast get to see this comment ☺ (Disclaimer: I did post this a week or so ago. This will be 2nd and last time I post it. I don't plan on spamming it. Purely an idea. If anybody disagrees with it that is fine. Just a suggestion.)
@lauramcclelland3120
@lauramcclelland3120 5 жыл бұрын
BebopEgg I like the idea :D I think it would fit well with characters lol. Perhaps he could be trying to sell pet boot insurance or something lol. So it fits in with the Arkham Sanitarium universe.
@justingriffith9198
@justingriffith9198 5 жыл бұрын
I like this idea say better than the edgy "lol cuss words" video.
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
This is a request train that I am definitely going to climb aboard. Choo choo.
@psychoticdog4944
@psychoticdog4944 5 жыл бұрын
This seems like it would be a really good idea, like boot food or something to that effect
@user-wc6pw8oh6v
@user-wc6pw8oh6v 5 жыл бұрын
Blah
@peakspecimen
@peakspecimen 5 жыл бұрын
"Honey come to dinner!" E: you know I prefer to eat McDonalds as Cthulhu
@mnmotivation2949
@mnmotivation2949 4 жыл бұрын
Dude are you kevin like from chinese CHEESE!!!!
@MlSTER404
@MlSTER404 2 жыл бұрын
@@mnmotivation2949 Cthulhu did you have a stroke writing this?
@wyldfire888
@wyldfire888 5 жыл бұрын
Well you see, Cthulhu, French fries actually originated from Belgium rather than France. The villagers had barely anything to eat except potatoes during winter, so they tried various ways of making their meal consisting of just those at least somewhat appetizing. They tried boiling, stewing, roasting and eventually cutting them up into tiny strips as well. Skip to World War I, in which the American troops set up base in Belgium to fight off the enemy and started enjoying the country's delicacies, one of which being their fries. However, formal language back then in Belgium was French and the American soldiers being as bright as they are believed Belgium to be a province/part of France. Hence when the food item was brought back to the States was dubbed "French Fries".
@Fraxxxi
@Fraxxxi 5 жыл бұрын
it could be that. or it could be that slicing veggies into long thing strips is called a french cut, and they are then fried.
@mortenoconnell7977
@mortenoconnell7977 5 жыл бұрын
malusdominus thats actually really interesting thank you for that
@vortexpgo5753
@vortexpgo5753 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that people call it 'french' fries really infuriates me as someone from Belgium
@Ryocko
@Ryocko 5 жыл бұрын
They are called frittes
@harmonthehuntrasos6563
@harmonthehuntrasos6563 5 жыл бұрын
Huh, I didn't know that. thank you for your facts...very nice☺👍
@Caltash
@Caltash 5 жыл бұрын
00:03 I had to give the video a thumbs up right at this moment. The boot and cone switching places! LOL!
@tygervanderweegen5313
@tygervanderweegen5313 5 жыл бұрын
"The food in the cafateria is a little bland" okay chill out gordan Ramsay
@theplague1273
@theplague1273 4 жыл бұрын
Hi I am shadow and I am the one that helps him
@thestrategistdalek7703
@thestrategistdalek7703 2 жыл бұрын
@@theplague1273 What?
@deedee5269
@deedee5269 5 жыл бұрын
When you’re eating at a con, and don’t want to take off your costume. 😂
@Kidcrowley
@Kidcrowley 5 жыл бұрын
Day 9: Of me supporting Kermit on ER doing a swear word only video, we need brave soldiers, join our quest.
@KindHeartedGoat
@KindHeartedGoat 5 жыл бұрын
Day 4: Of me supporting People who support Kermit on ER doing a swear word only video, We Shall Persist!
@WevvMang
@WevvMang 5 жыл бұрын
Just don't see the appeal of Rift whispering the word "fuck" over and over. 1 second of giggles, and 10 minutes of "OK, this isn't funny anymore or relaxing".
@Kidcrowley
@Kidcrowley 5 жыл бұрын
WevvMang what about him also throwing in, “Cunt” in there, so many choices
@kermit7139
@kermit7139 5 жыл бұрын
WevvMang Exactly. Not to mention the video won’t be ok for his young viewers, and he obviously won’t be able to make money off the video. These dumb frogs need to stop.
@nolanstevenson4386
@nolanstevenson4386 5 жыл бұрын
day 1: of me supporting people who support people who support me
@cthulhu5702
@cthulhu5702 5 жыл бұрын
What can I say? They're tasty burgers.
@19thcenturygentleman33
@19thcenturygentleman33 5 жыл бұрын
FrostBloodGames Ass is better than chick fila
@kabuto1859
@kabuto1859 5 жыл бұрын
You must try whataburger next time, my lord
@ryderosnoe6694
@ryderosnoe6694 4 жыл бұрын
Eat le ramen
@kennethha416
@kennethha416 4 жыл бұрын
@@19thcenturygentleman33 um no...
@TheAtomicPotato
@TheAtomicPotato 4 жыл бұрын
@@kennethha416 Just yes. As in, I agree with you.
@noranade
@noranade 5 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu is pretty gentle for being a mythical being of destruction
@BoxofCarrots
@BoxofCarrots 5 жыл бұрын
The thought that Cthulhu is a nerdy office worker just...it gets me.
@athreeringcircus
@athreeringcircus 5 жыл бұрын
Even Cthulhu's will bends to capitalism.
@nightcollapse
@nightcollapse 5 жыл бұрын
No one is beyond that terrible clown's thrall.
@genocideonweebs2741
@genocideonweebs2741 5 жыл бұрын
He in his 50 He retired But most importantly What the hell is a McDonald’s
@mayoroflazytown466
@mayoroflazytown466 5 жыл бұрын
i clicked to see how he would eat in that mask
@TwistedFireX
@TwistedFireX 5 жыл бұрын
It hurts.
@TwistedFireX
@TwistedFireX 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@nightcollapse
@nightcollapse 5 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedFireX IKR MAN IKR 😂
@juanmartini1989
@juanmartini1989 5 жыл бұрын
Mayor of Lazytown I think all of us did
@julianwang1825
@julianwang1825 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being an almost all-powerful entity from another dimension with unfathomable abilities, coming to earth, and getting your name translated to Kevin.
@arattactician5697
@arattactician5697 5 жыл бұрын
Julian Wang What's wrong with Kevin? At least it isn't Steve...
@ktvski
@ktvski 5 жыл бұрын
*_-i was trying to watch asmr and sleep but now i can't sleep im too scared-_*
@AWACS_Snowblind
@AWACS_Snowblind 5 жыл бұрын
Next week: _"Elder God Cuthulu Brings Back the McRib ASMR"_
@monsoon2974
@monsoon2974 2 жыл бұрын
Cult: Rise Cthulu. Arise and rain hell on the land. Cthulhu: *Hamborger.*
@DiggerDeeper01
@DiggerDeeper01 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Cthulu LOVED the cafeteria food when he first had it after he woke up and got to the Sanitarium. Also I love that moment at 5:20.
@seanmichel3401
@seanmichel3401 11 ай бұрын
He probably got tired of it lol
@iludrielle176
@iludrielle176 5 жыл бұрын
i came as soon as i heard Yeah I know outdated joke but I panicked seeing how early I was and couldn't find a better reference-
@user-gk9cc3qi1w
@user-gk9cc3qi1w 5 жыл бұрын
Broken read more button anyone?
@sp4r3rib57
@sp4r3rib57 4 жыл бұрын
CONE: (in a cage) Cthulu: "Nice pet you have there."
@phoenixmoya7655
@phoenixmoya7655 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
@hoseoksfannypack6673
@hoseoksfannypack6673 5 жыл бұрын
This mask makes me think of the ood from dr who
@The10thDoctorMuscleMan69
@The10thDoctorMuscleMan69 5 жыл бұрын
TRRRUUEEE
@AuntyBethra
@AuntyBethra 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a oodcthulu hybrid mask that’s why
@Ghost3210
@Ghost3210 5 жыл бұрын
Imaging him in the drive-in with the mask on. ;,,;
@deathattachedghost3457
@deathattachedghost3457 5 жыл бұрын
He Didn't & Wouldn't. It Would Make The Person Working The Window Think He's Going Too Rob Them, It Would Make Him Look Weirdly Ocwerd. Only A Dummy Would Do That Witch He Is Clearly Not. 😐
@otterhero6229
@otterhero6229 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathattachedghost3457 nice capitalising broski
@R0ckst4r0ck3r
@R0ckst4r0ck3r 5 жыл бұрын
Starbreeze after reading his comment : "Release Cthulhu mask for Payday 2"
@bruhmomentos5203
@bruhmomentos5203 5 жыл бұрын
What mask?
@thecrusader6513
@thecrusader6513 5 жыл бұрын
rayen ben aissa precisely
@PersianASMRtist
@PersianASMRtist 5 жыл бұрын
You’re just a genius. 🦑
@newmono7341
@newmono7341 5 жыл бұрын
Can anyone else smell the food and feel the bag through the screen?
@FazeGreg
@FazeGreg 5 жыл бұрын
Me
@spmblues7719
@spmblues7719 5 жыл бұрын
I think you eat fast food a little too much...
@simply_camo
@simply_camo 5 жыл бұрын
@@spmblues7719 IT IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS
@bigjoey843
@bigjoey843 5 жыл бұрын
Hell I smell the bag itself.....
@iedied2123
@iedied2123 5 жыл бұрын
4:20 - 5:20 This is a meme in the making
@helpmereach70kwithnovids98
@helpmereach70kwithnovids98 4 жыл бұрын
Not to be political or anything but
@TheAtomicPotato
@TheAtomicPotato 5 жыл бұрын
20:46 Dear Diary, today I witnessed C' thulu having a stare-down with a chocolate milkshake. (Only works if you pause.)
@samoneill6733
@samoneill6733 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 Me coming out of quarantine
@toastytoaster7161
@toastytoaster7161 5 жыл бұрын
"What the hell is a McDonald's" - Cthulhu Edit: Holy Hell 57 Likes?! Edit numero dos: This is now my most liked comment
@francis.a5869
@francis.a5869 5 жыл бұрын
Thats what i thougth about the first time i went to red lobster
@ghost-9642
@ghost-9642 5 жыл бұрын
How to explain this video in the shortest way possible: Cthulhu eat borger quietly for 25 minutes
@Beepintheblip
@Beepintheblip 5 жыл бұрын
How to take care of a pet cone (which also happens to be a very dangerous artifact) video please
@Kaopuschel
@Kaopuschel 5 жыл бұрын
jayzer101 YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!! Omg yes please!
@LuxTinkering
@LuxTinkering 5 жыл бұрын
I love the little zoom at 5:20 nice little touch.
@sarahbehler5437
@sarahbehler5437 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect, right! Also like all the crows around 8:30 or so! They are after the fries or after Cthulhu? :)
@LuxTinkering
@LuxTinkering 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahbehler5437 it's the little things that matter.
@sarahbehler5437
@sarahbehler5437 5 жыл бұрын
Lux Wulf truth! :)
@aldencstr1613
@aldencstr1613 5 жыл бұрын
Well Kevin you're lucky in my country they just put one napkin
@anthonycurry-wheeler521
@anthonycurry-wheeler521 5 жыл бұрын
I get at least four
@Ryocko
@Ryocko 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are lucky i dont even get straws, napkins or ketchup in my bag like ever
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
In *my* country we don't even get the meal We just get an empty paper bag as we contemplate our lot in life as we wonder why MacDonald's doesn't have a resturaunt up here on the moon
@jordigeven8485
@jordigeven8485 5 жыл бұрын
IN MY COUNTRY YOU USUALLY ONLY GET HALF UR ORDER AND NO NAPKINS
@mage-6281
@mage-6281 5 жыл бұрын
What did i just watch. It was so beautiful i am inspired!
@lilylolz2244
@lilylolz2244 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you,Kevin,very cool!
@El_ven1
@El_ven1 4 жыл бұрын
0:24 ``Nice pet you go there.`` ME: Its a traffic cone.
@grantcook1226
@grantcook1226 5 жыл бұрын
Rift: Have you been good for the most part? Me: No I've actually been really sick lately and I think I might be on the verge of death. Rift: tHaT'S g00D
@helpmereach70kwithnovids98
@helpmereach70kwithnovids98 4 жыл бұрын
It's because he'll have a connection with you when he's sleeping
@patrikpersson61
@patrikpersson61 5 жыл бұрын
This is so powerful, I'm holding back tears!
@shadowwarrior241
@shadowwarrior241 5 жыл бұрын
My phone is cursed, send help. Also the MTF called their coming to re-contain you.
@HRHooChicken
@HRHooChicken 11 ай бұрын
I was fired 2 weeks ago and now here i am, watching a guy dressed as a squid eating a big mac meal at 4am. doesnt get much better than this
@WevvMang
@WevvMang 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin, dude, you gotta try the McRib! It's mind blowing!
@kdawg5329
@kdawg5329 5 жыл бұрын
“ So let me just uh, *devour this* “
@DarkRiku2014
@DarkRiku2014 5 жыл бұрын
As a crew Trainer from McDonald's, I'm honored to watch Cthulhu devour this. 😂
@honestpcreviews4306
@honestpcreviews4306 5 жыл бұрын
Woah u have a pet cone of the elder gods bro that's sick
@RjGoombes
@RjGoombes 5 жыл бұрын
Day 11: of supporting Kermits swear only video idea
@BelligerentKnight2481
@BelligerentKnight2481 5 жыл бұрын
We grow stronger every day All hail Kermit!!
@63motion
@63motion 5 жыл бұрын
@@BelligerentKnight2481 how is it day 11 for you when you posted it 6 days ago😐
@BelligerentKnight2481
@BelligerentKnight2481 5 жыл бұрын
@@63motion I used one of the rifts
@63motion
@63motion 5 жыл бұрын
@@BelligerentKnight2481 okay that's epic oh yeah yeah
@therecordroom9761
@therecordroom9761 5 жыл бұрын
Yes comrade!!
@3lven
@3lven 5 жыл бұрын
Cthulu whispering and eating a Big Mac. KZbin has peaked
@kietey14
@kietey14 5 жыл бұрын
Haven’t commented in so long Paul. Still loving every video you have put out since 2012. ;)
@bigjoey843
@bigjoey843 5 жыл бұрын
Who's Paul??
@kietey14
@kietey14 5 жыл бұрын
@@bigjoey843 ER is.
@tamimyaseen6013
@tamimyaseen6013 5 жыл бұрын
Quality content I subscribed for
@lillianfox6848
@lillianfox6848 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is so creative I swear his next video will be "idk some random shit I found in my garage | ASMR"
@franciscovasquez9417
@franciscovasquez9417 5 жыл бұрын
I have never been a fan of a guy whispering in my ear when I sleep, but this guy....this guy is out of this world 🌎
@angelzacarias424
@angelzacarias424 5 жыл бұрын
i hope someone gets introduced to asmr with this video. I LOVE UNCLE E lol
@DarkStreamsYT
@DarkStreamsYT 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle E was the first ASMRist I ever found it was him dressed as the rhino and I was horrified but I wanted to watch more
@roguescott3826
@roguescott3826 5 жыл бұрын
*Buys McDonald’s, looks at Khthulu mask* I got an idea.
@blairsky8954
@blairsky8954 5 жыл бұрын
dude Cthulhu is literally in the title how did you spell it wrong
@zerowo7189
@zerowo7189 5 жыл бұрын
@@blairsky8954 exactly
@lychenthrope
@lychenthrope 5 жыл бұрын
Dr pepper, good choice Kevin!
@justastem9611
@justastem9611 5 жыл бұрын
The energy surrounding you is godlike
@HowCouldJu
@HowCouldJu 5 жыл бұрын
The video is classified as “comedy” is the description
@subscribeifyoulikemyprofil9360
@subscribeifyoulikemyprofil9360 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Why haven't you do your homework? Me:Well...
@arattactician5697
@arattactician5697 5 жыл бұрын
And the joke?
@simonscreams5546
@simonscreams5546 5 жыл бұрын
I just like to imagine that you went to McDonald's with that mask on and acted like nothing was wrong
@linkibear8644
@linkibear8644 3 жыл бұрын
I love how aggressively he takes bites out of it
@SMBstag
@SMBstag 5 жыл бұрын
I'm like what the heck is a McDonald's 😂 that got me laughing
@SoftSleepASMR
@SoftSleepASMR 5 жыл бұрын
Your thumbnails are literally never clickbait and I respect that. I got what I came for
@82dorrin
@82dorrin 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, ER? What kind of drugs do you use when you come up with these ideas? Also, where can I get some?
@inksword6029
@inksword6029 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha you did a funny
@jacobgoebel6518
@jacobgoebel6518 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but this made me so happy-
@Cadaverous0711
@Cadaverous0711 5 жыл бұрын
"Come to Papa Cthulhu."
@TheWhoopingCough
@TheWhoopingCough 5 жыл бұрын
YESSSS I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR CTHULHU VIDEOS RECENTLY AND THIS POPS UP
@The_BottomDevil
@The_BottomDevil 5 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral rift 2019 "I can't wait to get my tentacles on this" pretty sure that's what hentai creatures say all the time
@commanderponds8308
@commanderponds8308 5 жыл бұрын
I like how the boot and the cone have switched places.
@Logicalpsycho2323
@Logicalpsycho2323 5 жыл бұрын
13:20 SUICIDAL PICKLE.
@norbertolamenca5518
@norbertolamenca5518 5 жыл бұрын
This man is actually never gonna run out of ideas
@GanjaNgunS
@GanjaNgunS Жыл бұрын
Now that is how you eat a big Mac nigga
@NUMBER29__
@NUMBER29__ 5 жыл бұрын
Touches bag. Bag crinkles. Immediate tingles.
@uncleshugg8854
@uncleshugg8854 5 жыл бұрын
just gonna come in my room, eat a big mac in front of me and pretend i'm not crying as you eat
@Ryocko
@Ryocko 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair will you do anything about it? I mean if i knew it wasn't uncle e and it was cthulu i prolly just let him do whatever it wants
@uncleshugg8854
@uncleshugg8854 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ryocko yeah but also I'm hungry dude
@Ryocko
@Ryocko 5 жыл бұрын
@@uncleshugg8854 he gave you a fry. If you want more why not go to a mcdonalds? Lol Its my choice for dinner today. A nice tasty bigmac, fry, coke, and apple pie seems like a great dinner choice xD
@uncleshugg8854
@uncleshugg8854 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ryocko they wont let me leave, and I ain't going in Margaret garden
@Ryocko
@Ryocko 5 жыл бұрын
@@uncleshugg8854 how do you know what mcdonalds big mac taste like if you never left this place 0w0
@javierowo
@javierowo 5 жыл бұрын
11:22 "Cmon come to papa cthulhu" Thats too cute 💕
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