The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Ok ok due to popular demand I made a song out of the whole "help let me go" thing here you go song.link/i/1476885898

[@goatboi2784]

Oof

[@goatboi2784]

2 minutes ago

[@thamenoman8877]

Hey golden experience

[@goatboi2784]

;-;

[@j0hn0b]

everything this man touches is fire

[@ConnorDWolves]

that "help, let me, go!" is just begging to be remixed

[@emilyjfreer2895]

Damned Wolves I thought he was going to make a song called help let me go

[@shyguy3503]

Damned Wolves which will be done by danny

[@wavvy6654]

Timestamp

[@jasoncunningham3300]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@shyguy3503]

........ that is a work of art

[@themediocregatsby2034]

Love more! Hate less! *Continues to beat up a child*

[@atla_waterbender8895]

😬😬😬😬

[@ImGonebabyyyy]

XD common sense is very dead here

[@cheems1358]

For some reason I just wanted to say I was the one thousandth like

[@gorillaman8534]

The Mediocre Gatsby exactly Kid: can I have a star berry Another kid : no Kid : (takes one ) Varely : yeehaw (snatches kid and adds her to collection

[@sofiaoviedo2632]

Lol

[@one_man_community]

"I'm not going to say a single mean thing." *doesn't say anything the whole time*

[@CouchToBarkley]

I mean, I expected to just see zooms in on his face and him opening his mouth to say something, then saying nothing for the rest of the video. For some reason I was okay with it though.

[@malaikahitoshi5614]

That's what I thought was going to happen 🤣

[@tso_438]

I thought that was gonna happen lol 😂 😹🤣

[@one_man_community]

@@malaikahitoshi5614 I wanted it to happen

[@doc874]

"I have no idea what is going on"

[@Esoi4]

Varli: "Blowing out someone else's candle candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter" Also Varli: Proceeds to beat up a room of middle schoolers

[@egoDH]

you don't beat up middle schoolers?

[@emilyross3412]

at this point there's no difference between danny being serious and being sarcastic.

[@leonvincent5976]

Emily Ross when he said definitely don’t harass her in her account, I couldn’t tell whether he actually didn’t want us to harass her or he wanted us to fill her account with hate

[@McBehrer]

@@leonvincent5976 I think it's pretty safe to say that he doesn't want you to do that

[@nothin1456]

@@leonvincent5976 . *lol*

[@aileen4803]

seriously tho

[@aestheticcactus9611]

I genuinely couldn’t tell

[@oliviasheridan2162]

i love that he doesn't know that he's the reason her TikTok blew up.

[@elenabala3865]

Ikr😂

[@camimistowls7834]

i think he knows and he’s trying not to acknowledge that he’s the one responsible lol

[@parkchimmin7913]

Olivia Sheridan AHAHAHAHAHA

[@caitycat1328]

Yeh I know 😂

[@merlynslife9272]

literally haha

[@previouslytrash]

Danny: The letters in the background: GRE G

[@lourdesirlanda6099]

More like *G R E G*

[@WildN3]

Or G R E G

[@erloser6942]

G R E G

[@isabelskye2248]

WHY WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT. ITS ALL I CAN SEE NOW.

[@olive_fezz]

trash FINALLY someone said it

[@Y_r_u491]

Varli seems to have a hero complex and obsessing over being more powerful than others and saving people whenever she can

[@blythetaylor4063]

I think it’s imitating a style of video that I’ve seen from India where usually a guy saves people in weird made up scenarios, but yeah

[@JonasC22]

Varli is basically Bollywood without a budget

[@liverooze0504]

And has a thing for being morally better than others

[@PRAYINGMANTIS.]

she wants to be homelander

[@gymnasticsedits_7789]

varli: violence is not the answer 🙏 also varli: beats up everyone in the room

[@c1oqe]

GymnasticsEdits_7 ye but she got a nice killstreak from it

[@tuxasmr1551]

True, only if it’s for a good reason. Of course if a kid was going to get murdered or raped or abused anything like that, of course she is going to beat them up. Jesus.

[@Crazyapple16]

I think she might have had some kind of trauma in her life which made an obsesion of being a superhero. She seems pretty pathetic and face, just to be in the spotlight, "adored by others for her brave selfless actions" and the worst of all-all being on tic toc to apeal to young, disorted children.

[@sofiaoviedo2632]

Ikr

[@merica528]

GymnasticsEdits_7 omg soo true

[@Chiprat]

Girl: im so depressed. My boyfriend left me Varli: *YEE HAW*

[@yeetusfetus4257]

YEE HAW TIME TO FEAR

[@bearrett_8783]

Boyfriend: YOU HAVE YEED YOUR LAST HAW VARLI!!!

[@TK_shine]

Umm hi

[@fiona5898]

*HAVE KNOW FEAR HARLEY IS HERE*

[@蓝花美]

“Do not fear, VARLI IS HERE”

[@nomanmohammed8267]

Varley is that one mom who wanted to be in Bollywood but never got in

[@billylewis3567]

Ugh I can relate 😔

[@tintedstarlight]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Someone-hl5gr]

lol yeah a real life version of srk's mom in om shanti om😂

[@proddrconi.232]

Word

[@mmmmm4932]

Holy shi-

[@wieldylattice3015]

“Don’t fear, Varli is here,” This is not a catchphrase, this is a threat. Here is written a handy guide on how to survive a Varli (SCP-6516) encounter. *DISCLAIMER* This is a survival guide, not a documentation of SCP-6516. As such, it does not use standardized formatting, and does not include most scientific data from research. A full scientific documentation is in development. An exact date cannot be provided at this time, but is expected by 27/7/2023 1- if you see a woman meeting Varli’s description, please leave the area at a normal pace. Do not make sudden movements try to act as casual as possible 2- if you are a minor, do not display any behavior that may be perceived as aggression. Varli will materialize and beat you until you can no longer stand up on your own. If you are experiencing high stress, it is advised to use a fidget toy or stress ball to calm yourself, or crush a tin can or plastic bottle in your hand. If you are often experiencing high levels of stress, it is advised to engage in meditative behavior, such as standard meditation, taking a warm shower, brushing your hair, taking naps, taking deep breaths, and covering your face with a warm towel. If these do not work, your doctor may prescribe stress relieving medication. You may be entitled to financial compensation and free martial arts training if you have been a victim of at least three attacks. Financial compensation for a minor experiencing a beating ranges from $700-$2000 3- do not attempt to fight Varli using firearms. Bullets will cease to exist shortly after exiting the barrel when in close proximity to Varli. It is instead suggested to use high power lasers for ranged combat. If you do not have access to a high power laser, hand to hand and blade combat are still effective, so it is advised to always carry a concealed gravity knife 4- if you catch Varli following you, get with a group of at least 4, then run. If a group consists of at least 4 people, Varli with hesitate for 30 seconds before chasing. You must use this time wisely. Varli will then run at speeds up to 50 MPH exactly (80.4 KMPH) on four limbs to catch her prey. You must not flee in open terrain once this occurs. You must hide, climb, or utilize environment hazards to flee. So far Varli has not been observed to climb without the use of a ladder. 5- Varli does a ritual in which she will hypnotize victims with the words “Love more, hate less,”. If you hear these words being chanted, use headphones, hearing protection, or your hands to block out the sound and leave the area immediately. It is not known what happens to those who are fully hypnotized. If you see someone being hypnotized, shout as loudly as possible “PLEASE STOP!”. Then run. Do not check to see if it worked. If you try to save them you’ll both die 6- Varli’s followers (SCP-6516-01) are suspected to be victims of hypnosis. They act as shells of their former selves. They will chant “Love more, hate less,” when Varli is near. You can use this as a warning. If you hear a random person chanting this, write down the street and leave. Do not report the incident to the police until you are out of earshot of the chanting. Then, contact law enforcement and tell them where the person was chanting. An MTF unit will be dispatched to contain SCP-6516. If a person seems to be deaf or unable to hear, tap on their shoulder four times. This is a signal to follow you out of danger. Abandon them if they do not respond the first time. As far as you or anyone else is concerned, they are already dead. Two instances of SCP-6516-01 have been spotted in the reply section. Scroll down at your own risk *Addendum 6516-B* OUTDATED Removed due to recent development covered in Addendum 6516-E. *Addendum 6516-C* According to videos circulating social media, SCP-6516 may shout the phrase "yeehaw" before either attacking or attempting hypnosis. If you hear someone shout yeehaw, prepare to either free or defend yourself. *Addendum 6516-D* In response to concerned family members asking what happens to hypnotized victims/followers of Varli, the foundation is publicly stating that as many instances of SCP-6516-01 are being taken alive as possible and taken to site *[REDACTED]* for psychological treatment. A full list of recovering 6516-01 cannot be provided at this time due to the following reasons: -During a containment breach in site *[REDACTED]* SCP-049 carried an instance of SCP-4940 into a server room, unaware of the effects. SCP-049 was not harmed, but all electronic components of the servers were melted beyond recognition. *Addendum 6516-E* As of June [REDACTED] 2024, SCP-6516 has become capable of hypnotization via digital devices. The foundation has deployed technicians to deplatform SCP-6516 and block its content, or reposts of its content at the client level. Foundation personal will monitor social media for anomalously available content. Wireless services may be suddenly terminated while the anomalous content is scrubbed using instances of SCP-3268. (See file) Radio communicators will be distributed to repeatedly affected areas. The foundation will attempt to provide a list as soon as the servers and SCP Foundation services are available once more. In the meantime, if you know the location of any instances of 6516-01, do not inform the GOC (Global Occult Coalition) They will not take your family members alive. Due to the rapidly developing and evolving nature of SCP-6516, the full file has been delayed indefinitely. File is now scheduled to be available after termination of SCP-6516

[@love13f]

😭

[@swr.nezumi]

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

[@rottenbatz]

love more 😎 hate less 😡

[@amanesmoonrock]

W

[@Rainy_Daiz.24]

this is the best comment i think I have ever seen on any video

[@MidoriJane12]

“Where is my husband?? He’s been gone for days!!” “Don’t fear, varlis here!” “Oh you found my husband!” “Karen we got a divorce.”

[@theunicorn1167]

I thought for that whole part that Varli just put him in her basement to play hero once his wife gets worried.

[@BRBonGiediPrime]

HAHAHA I don't know why but the name Karen is so funny

[@imitationcrabmeat9901]

We’ve acquired a divorce

[@plavita803]

Karen you even took the kids WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[@damianosplay9457]

@@plavita803 talk to the manager

[@tylerstraka4481]

I love how Danny got called out but literally doesn’t give a shit lol.

[@ShaghikG]

where did he get called out

[@shmeepness1700]

He also collabed with paul zimmer and all the other fuckboys of music.ly and still roasted them

[@tylerstraka4481]

Crystalline Aqua honestly lets be real almost all tic toc and musically people are duck boys?!

[@whoknows505]

The thumbnail in his video has her picture from her video

[@tylerstraka4481]

gwyn oke honestly it really doesn’t it’s just something I wanted to put out there lol

[@jadeesquivel6390]

The little girl screaming help and let me go was her breaking out of character

[@bluephenix1019]

Jade Esquivel the guys kidnapping didn’t know they were being filmed

[@capitalistkirby3545]

Ohhh.......

[@capitalistkirby3545]

Well..... this is dark

[@coleyroley4083]

It is

[@lol-tr1og]

that's actually not true

[@MikeCincoCapas]

11:55 "She beats the sh!t out of them like they're a bunch of 11 year-old girls" amazing delivery!

[@linnarpewbes6594]

if the tour is called "we are two different people" but there are three of you, does that mean two of you are the same person?

[@cynthiag4105]

linnar Pewbes LMFAO this is the best comment 😭💀

[@cheezdoodle96]

HOLY SHIT, dude! I _just_ realised that!

[@almosteducatedmf8352]

*MEGA MIND*

[@boluayeni2886]

The third (sorry, I forgot how to spell it name) is a guest star 🤗🤗

[@Zarai_Numbers]

@@boluayeni2886 I'm pretty sure it was a joke..

[@cking4869]

Varli: Don’t be mean Danny: Sarcasm unlocked

[@mintfresh5324]

Nah fam don't you mean sarcasm 100

[@geckoszn]

CKing skill unlocked: Sarcasm

[@sametgokmen6058]

Haha

[@geckoszn]

Lazy Potato potato and potato

[@mikekoehful]

makes sense lol

[@joem3]

It's always What's up Greg, But it's never how are you Greg...

[@ravenpotter3]

elemenT-shotboi what’s down Greg

[@sams_not_here]

Ill do you one better, why is greg?

[@immamirrorball]

Poor Greg...

[@8freshprawn]

😔

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Well, we're doing better than Craig...

[@Catherine-wn8dh]

He's talking about the help let me go line and you can see the wheels turning in his head. It's so cool to see the origins of the greatest song ever.

[@ErenYeager-qu3wi]

Me:I Want a black widow movie Mom:we have that home Black widow movie at home:

[@nunbun4084]

Yup

[@conesinker_4209]

What?

[@blacksprinkles5538]

mr dalekjd I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY

[@harryminaj4608]

found out how to change my name 1 dont like your comment but like… that is a quality name

[@xXSillyGooseXx]

Lmfao

[@sleepyqueer]

i need danny to play the main villain of the varli movies

[@dinnerfruits3754]

Omg yes that would be the best

[@bonkdog3036]

orphcnqueen yeah

[@jorjiiinnn]

I love that omg

[@Malphas38th]

Just spitting common sense while Varli says “I don’t know what’s going on”

[@k444ng]

"Ha Ha hA-"

[@kamichux]

other youtubers: *has drama with famous people* danny: *has drama with an indian tik-toker mom and a life hack channel*

[@ooga3501]

๏ kamichux lmfao also nice pfp 👌😎

[@kikisparkle728]

Accurate 😂

[@lottiess9211]

And billion surprise toys!

[@papayianth]

danny's quirky

[@gut__water9643]

true ,, also i like your profile picture lmao

[@d1gital.star.]

Varli: I could be like you Danny, but I won't stoop down that far Danny: Aight let's keep going farther

[@chriscraig6353]

Varli:Love more hate less Also varli: * beats up 13 year old girl * Guess Violence is never always the answer

[@thebrutusmars]

Violence is never always the answer but it’s sometimes usually the answer.

[@jadahoizer9668]

Brutus Mars Love that logic

[@ajohnson82454]

Chris Craig AAA YOUR PFP

[@九头金蛇]

dont worey deer, varely is hear

[@notcollinshea7520]

violence is the question *the answer is yes*

[@malcolmcormier6098]

The “G” in Greg keeps moving further away, we are now Gre G.

[@minikipp8549]

SpoopyScarySkeletons 50 I read it as gree g not Greg 😂

[@malcolmcormier6098]

Mini Kippa That’s what I was thinking when I was spelling it.

[@theteethburglar4716]

GRE G

[@syra1541]

We are now GRGE

[@loredanapace8]

now we’re; G ✨GRE✨

[@irl_nagito_komaeda13]

i LOST it when the synchronized punching started

[@alexaa7119]

Shaniac_ Grace right 😂😂

[@tazonrojo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kiaratobin8941]

SAME

[@hawarahman3825]

I spit out my water, THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

[@irl_nagito_komaeda13]

Hawa Rahman omgjsjsksksmsn

[@tryingartist42]

Update: just checked her tik tok and a lot of her videos are about her murdering people?? Girl really said “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” Edit: Danny already made a follow up about this 🧎‍♀️

[@skyhockey2574]

*Black Widow dies* “Don’t fear, Varli is here”

[@nothingfordarkness6525]

Majestic Squid *”oh shit i’m to late*

[@theloczek9582]

Shes like a knockoff

[@oksure5963]

THEN *Use time stone* *Bring Varli back to before Black Widow dies* *Push Varli instead and obtain soul stone* Thanks Varli

[@THEcowboy367]

*fear is only solution for this*

[@icantthinkofaname1614]

I am your 1k like

[@ollie7104]

"If Tony Stark were here, he'd be a Corpse on the floor" *_DANNY TOO SOON-_*

[@og_spx]

It was too soon bruh

[@layladai9210]

Fuck I cackled

[@soccerprogirl7194]

Oliviag07 Danny stoooooop, let it go

[@ohdear1780]

I cried.

[@hellstriik3r]

I’m sad

[@sarahj9378]

He totally moved the last G in Greg on purpose. It was not always that spaced out. Didn't think we would notice, huh Danny??

[@theeveoftime2052]

HUH DANNY?

[@justsomeguy5390]

We’re now known as gre g or grejie

[@wendyallen9089]

Lmfai

[@elaineensminger2269]

Sarah Jupiter my ocd is crying

[@neophantomm]

now i can’t stop looking at it

[@nice-guy-studios561]

I feel like Varli is that one “you don’t wanna see my dark side” kid in middle school

[@cr0wz_]

You are witnessing a kidnapping. 1: stare for a bit 2: *D I V O R C E*

[@terracottateeth8246]

Divorce pls

[@olivia_hamer]

divorce

[@re-mo3jq]

Only real ones know where this is from

[@raimapper3367]

lmao 😂

[@raimapper3367]

@UCm6F9-EtavydX_p9W8e6HwA No sorry im working

[@lilygarlich9465]

"If Tony Stark were here...he'd be a corpse on the floor...." *ouch* danny *ouch*

[@athena9511]

I *gasped* so loud

[@emmamcilwaine6281]

Multifandom human same

[@Fartdog_027]

I was like 'rEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

[@mustafaqureshi5620]

That line made me laugh 3000

[@neegas3490]

😂

[@samlevitan7316]

I met Varli yesterday after she yelled at the pizza man for telling her daughter to wear a mask

[@icypopsicle9082]

Damn You poor thing

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Aw you poor little thing

[@justsomeafrican5035]

Lol

[@ninatutu3247]

Damn, shes a karen 2.0

[@klarowe1386]

@@ninatutu3247 lol the Ultimate Karen, the Final Boss Karen, the Karen Premium

[@BlueBearyBlu]

14:04 the way Danny glances off screen makes me think Varli is standing behind the camera with a gun

[@goldfishaddict4841]

"If Tony stark was in this situation he would be... well he would be a corpse on the floor" too soon danny

[@beth3667]

For real 😔

[@ethancrowns7327]

I felt that way too much

[@GabrielTanghal]

So right

[@S4k0ya]

that hit way harder than it should

[@munkyzzb7504]

Yeah but at least Black Widow is OK. Right?

[@ancient7765]

**love more hate less** kid named less: **confused crying**

[@Eynd297]

GOAT comment how does this only have 1 like

[@liahamilton8931]

GOAT comment how does this only have 15 likes

[@nagitos682]

Kid named more: 🧍‍♂️

[@rhubarbdude3347]

Kid named More: *mr. Sun came out and he smiled at meeee*

[@luftwaffebomber1340]

100th comment

[@cannedapplejuice]

"If Tony Stark was in this situation... well he would be a corpse on the floor" *sad screech*

[@kyleneckar9285]

TOO SOON, DANNY

[@ohoh8454]

@@kyleneckar9285 its beEN 5 MONTHS

[@gabezwurld9615]

Madison Harris 5 MONTHS TOO SOON!!!!!

[@elle-ob3qg]

*sobs on the floor*

[@Tw0Dots]

Man wtf

[@brianneh1547]

Varli: “Love more, hate less!” Also Varli: *beats 12-year-old children unconscious in all her tiktok’s*

[@YoYo-kj3ij]

This varli chick blocked me for writing something “ofFeNSiVe” on her tik tok.. lmao all I wrote was “time to fear varli is here”

[@lemoncholy3264]

Yo Yo that is offensive 🙄 I’m not sure why you’re questioning why you were blocked.

[@thischannelisdead7461]

Truly Broken it’s offensive if you’re like three lmao

[@somesunnyday9011]

Truly Broken it’s not really offensive, it’s just a joke

[@ka5hii]

@@lemoncholy3264 yeah that's nowhere near offensive you gotta have no sense of humor to find this offensive

[@lrose1310]

@@ka5hii pssst they're kidding. Its sarcasm.

[@Kyanide]

Love how she tries to accuse Danny of hating, when he’s like one of the most respectful KZbin commentators I’ve seen 😂😂😂

[@tommymarco9988]

Utmost respect that I have seen

[@sabastianbova3772]

him and keem

[@missbuckland5936]

Same I respect him

[@twigtoyoulater]

He's like "Not to be rude, and I see how people can like this, and it has a lot of potential, but tf?"

[@nathanburke420]

He is so polite and respectful and I love that style of commentary!

[@theloczek9582]

Bruce lee : you wont defeat me Varley: ChOo cHoO ChOo cHoO ChOo cHoO

[@makayla9700]

Its varli Sksksksksk get it right

[@omarsingh5771]

YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA

[@dat_boyboi]

i guess people do say *you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain* or something

[@charlotteschone3700]

Like I genuinely can’t express how uncomfortable this woman makes me feel

[@Laura_qn]

Charlotte Schone me too😥

[@Kyuwoh]

ALOT

[@MHaapalaho]

Mhmm.. She is annoying and scary at the same time

[@djentlover]

Talk about a hero complex

[@TheLux008]

Honestly I don't see why everyone is so worked up about this. Can you imagine how much worse and more cringe she could've made those videos? But she decided for a cheesy goofy approach. I don't mind it at all. This seems like another case of internet culture hating on something just for the hell of it.

[@rebeccamcghie7507]

I just noticed the weird spaces in the Greg sign on his was wall. G RE G

[@gio1884]

No Thank you pfffft

[@Yknow6404]

He hung them up himself lol (you probably knew that) Any thank you for feeling me, now I can’t un-see it :3

[@emmydeer8826]

God sake that's now making me so annoyed

[@provolonefatboy5875]

I read that as greeg

[@addybishop308]

$20 says that Danny read about this problem from one of the comments and he got really insecure and obsessed over fixing it.

[@LizzyDarkOfficial]

Danny is trying SO HARD not to say a single mean thing about this movie. It's funny to see him struggle against this.l lol

[@GG2NSTY]

Wdym movie?

[@LizzyDarkOfficial]

@@GG2NSTY Good point

[@noahspalding4748]

@@GG2NSTY did you even watch the whole video before replying? It blatantly mentions this exact thing

[@GG2NSTY]

@@noahspalding4748 I did

[@coletteburdin21]

@@noahspalding4748 it was a joke lmao

[@tarraaa1468]

I love the fact that if u look up who’s the fastest growing army on the internet which u shouldn’t Danny will pop up

[@nessstarries6204]

not Greg?

[@vintage-radio]

Ikr

[@ParaBros]

“If Tony Stark were in this situation...well he’d be a corpse on the floor” too soon Danny...too soon

[@ParaBros]

Sonya Bush he should’ve held a moment of silence 😂

[@veronikab6980]

@@ParaBros your channel is funny

[@ParaBros]

Veronika B thank you!🙌

[@rickrolled3528]

🤣😂😂😂

[@baconaterlover5399]

Idk man the movies been out for a few months and if you haven’t seen it yet surely you’re not interested in if it’s spoiled

[@thegorrlia_king7866]

Regular moms- Not a threat *TIKTOK MOMS* - *AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*

[@gutsbigfan]

ENTITLED MOMS-THE ENTIRE FECKING MARVEL UNIVERSE THREAT

[@katelynnalexander4527]

Now that’s an avengers level threat

[@norahbeckwith]

Nah, threat level midnight

[@TopTrendsYou]

Prison mike

[@wasacarpenter]

Someone throw a beat on the “help, let me go” line

[@karisaliza]

Watch Danny

[@jackabraham04]

@julie y nice

[@jacksoncook1306]

julia y nice

[@lochnessmonster1736]

@julia y nice

[@kenny_p00p]

julia y nice

[@inesd5095]

“love more hate less” and then she proceeds to be extremely homophobic

[@beepymemes]

WeLL I tHinK thAT's HAtE!!1!1 HAteRs aRE inSeCTs!1!1!!11!1 YEEHAWWWW!!!!!!!!

[@prettysparklez1195]

Oh fr? How has Danny not talked about that lol

[@Lamsus854]

Yo is she actually homophobic

[@Jellymerit]

wait rlly? oml

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

???? Has anyone got proof

[@tessahagedorn8814]

"If Tony Stark was in there... well he would actually be a corpse on the floor" *cries in Marvel*

[@michaelmilam7285]

Endgame spoilers!!!

[@kawaiikali6602]

(Sharp inhale) *sobs* TOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYY

[@jaden8923]

@@michaelmilam7285 the movie came out like 2 or 3 months ago

[@KTTN_yt]

@@jaden8923 some ppl still didnt watch it

[@burnforburn]

be ex I’m pretty sure everyone has had it spoiled already, it doesn’t really matter

[@chrisalan5610]

Danny can we please get a 'lemme-go' remix track featuring a bunch of 80's bullies synchro punching you? I just really want that now

[@mateusmorais6944]

LMAOOO

[@polarispulsar]

Yeeas

[@kristenlopez7856]

Yesss

[@Leo-dj6sr]

That would be the only song to ever beat despacito in pure epicness

[@Reggie_la]

Yes plese Danny please please please

[@haileyb6220]

“well he would be a corpse on the floor” I’m sorry sir you didn’t *have to* throw me into an emotional wreck

[@adamjnotthecongressmanschi7026]

Ooooooh god whyyyyyyyyy

[@hereiti5278]

I screamed when he did that !

[@abigaila1131]

I CANNOT

[@bleckybob]

Thanks for the spoiler

[@MemeR-lc4de]

I’m like reeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyy sad

[@DylanDoss]

I bet Danny makes a song out of the "Help, let me go." Probably something about varli and a dolphin man saving the president from an alien race in outer space.

[@aaronp2283]

“Yummylicous” Top 10 words said before tragedy

[@Dumbass_24-7]

i like your dio with mask channel icon

[@oofproductions7667]

Yessir

[@clapbee5007]

Based on what Danny said, it seems like yummylicous was said before all 10 tragedies

[@rhubarbdude3347]

"Mein fuhrer... Yummilicious!" **world explodes**

[@RekityTheHoboGod]

Rivaled by Richie in IT 1990 saying chuckalicious

[@yelena.]

You really didn't have to hit so hard with that iron man joke, but he did

[@samfairbanks3692]

My heart-

[@stephaniegleissner5868]

Yelena Bonnell 😭

[@trulygreg7620]

Too soon Danny. Too soon.

[@max-nw2zf]

"if Tony Stark was in this situation- well.. he would be a corpse on the floor" *_d a n n y n o_*

[@waluigi7331]

Endgame spoilers lol

[@grunch346]

Sprite Endgame came out about 11 months ago and you’re *still* complaining about spoilers?

[@waluigi7331]

@@grunch346 I haven't watched it yet tho-

[@grunch346]

Sprite Well, that’s a you problem. Anyone is free to talk about endgame by now.

[@waluigi7331]

@@grunch346 eat your cereal

[@vinylcreeks]

8:16 He looks sooo much like a bollywood villain/fictional bombay gangster i almost expected him to speak in marathi

[@iampumhead487]

Haha true

[@love13f]

Lmaoo truee

[@sepiasmith5065]

oh god those tik toks make me viscerally uncomfortable. it's not just "hating" on her I'm just. UNCOMFORTABLE.

[@leen9609]

Sepia Smith y tho? I am just curious?

[@helenkat314]

I relate on a spiritual level

[@turtlechow18]

@@leen9609 it's just cringy, super bad acting haha

[@oi7305]

Did our fanbase name just change to Gre G and why was I unaware

[@Melody-go8ng]

Was Thinking the same thing

[@ParaBros]

If you didn’t get the memo....you must be Craig😳.....JK😂 I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

[@oliviag4]

HAHA

[@aurorashelton4679]

E.Claire LMAO

[@shushineedtotakemykidtosoc3968]

ParaBros what a strange coincidence my dad’s name is Greg and my uncle is Craig

[@leannejohn909]

Varli: dying because she was shot Also Varli: Don't fear Varli is here **wink**

[@nanditawarrier4633]

lmaooo

[@DirtyShizno]

Winks at the camera with both eyes

[@ilovewingstopandcanes]

worry varli isnt here

[@goodatpolitics]

micah bell moment

[@aureum-ignis]

Idk if you ever check the comments on old videos Danny but I just wanna let you know your video made my stressful day of dealing with college troubles coupled with a depressive episode so much easier to deal with, so thank you so much.

[@balls_gaming]

I know it's been a year, and you don't know me and I don't know you, but I just wanna check in on you, have things gotten better? I hope so

[@aureum-ignis]

@@balls_gaming Things have! Thank you for asking :)

[@balls_gaming]

no problem! I'm glad thing's have gotten better@@aureum-ignis

[@zyslic8698]

Danny u should name ur merch store “ Greg’s list “

[@peterk.9571]

Gregslist

[@Megan-be9ku]

Crying tho

[@AwfullyDeer]

hippitus hoppitus yeah because Craig’s burn in hell and deserve a list

[@gachatara6266]

HAhHHhahAhhHHahauahaha Make this please

[@dominic7545]

Ya

[@zesty6781]

I’m waiting for the day she becomes part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

[@sponk1311]

They had to kill Tony to make room for her

[@molly8435]

ZeZi we should all send this to marvel. This is important

[@nataliacarrascal8061]

Oof imagine her being recruited as the "next Tony Stark" 💀🙀

[@jase5493]

Wanna hear more about that, look for my comment on this video

[@ayeshak116]

You mean the day I die?

[@dinahdoodles123]

Varli: “LoVe MoRe HaTe LeSs!” Also Varli: *releases a tik tok making fun of people who harm themselves*

[@laurenlevy9378]

Dinah Is Sour oh my god did she actually?

[@ninjayajnin]

im sorry w h a t

[@AngelicAvian]

Did she actually? God I hate people like that.

[@kataklysmus7460]

@@laurenlevy9378 well she said it was for spreading awareness but at the very least it was very badly done, she pretended to cut herself which was just... not it kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2nInp6BpquCa80 that's the link if you want to see for yourself Also her response to people complaining was just terrible, she talked about them "not having brains or having little brains", reading her captions untill their "brainies" register etc

[@rosettaparkette5893]

I remember someone called her out on it and she kept saying “stop making fun of my brown skin” and no one mentioned her skin color

[@ricashelton1999]

It really took me 5 years to realize that she’s filming with Bollywood rules. I finally understand Varli

[@kaylad4809]

I almost couldn’t watch this through because I was cringing so hard and had such secondhand embarrassment

[@chloetroy869]

I literally thought the same thing!!! High five!!! (Edit: you're not the cringey one, Danny. Varli drives me insane. Love ya! You're the best!)

[@peachypeachworth3974]

Kayla D I just had to listen to it as opposed to watching it because the second hand embarrassment almost gave me a heart attack

[@Eeven-tb4hp]

I was just gonna click off bc she's so cringy

[@victhehampter]

I'm almost certain that Danny just reached age 16 and then stopped aging

[@oliviar9279]

DepressedHedgehog idk why but I read this in his voice and the way he would say this

[@WireM0uth]

Your not wrong

[@ilovenutella4464]

🤣🤫

[@melaninmermaid]

Black don't crack 😍

[@na-ey7uz]

Yeti ☠️☠️

[@2jz735]

I love how she says she loves the whole world, but calls haters insects, implying that insects are bad.

[@2jz735]

@@Rymaja, Danny Gonzalez is one of the best KZbinrs. Why wouldn't I lol?

[@solangelo707]

Insects that pollinate plants to give us food: 🤨

[@bigclitenergy]

Insect rule 34

[@zack4life346]

@@solangelo707 i hate mosquitoes tho

[@gayclown69]

@@bigclitenergy don’t

[@genavievecraanen4384]

Okay, the subtle “tony stark is dead” joke really got me. I laughed so hard😂😂

[@Maxwellish]

when she said “CHA CHA CHA CHA CHAAA” I really felt that 👊😔✋

[@jackinthebox4266]

I know it hurt so much!

[@fredericholtkamp1879]

420 likes nice

[@tarrenr8159]

Same 👌

[@illegalpancakes9289]

You can tell from those noises, she definitely started her fitness journey in 2017..

[@hattiekemp]

i promise I’m not bent cha cha paaa!

[@bubblesblue282]

Imagine being beat up by a whole synchronized swimming team

[@tigerkite9520]

That's my kink

[@RikkiLove0317]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@no_peace]

Some of us don't have to imagine, BUBBLES

[@ryanrossluver]

Bubbles Blue oh no i think they will kill me

[@BlueSkidoo13]

That’s my whole high school experience. 😔😢

[@maizky_]

“Blowing out someone else’s candle” sounds like you’re about to murder them.

[@ghostfriendly9476]

Good pfp 👍

[@jadagreene8865]

It sounds like you’re going to blow someone

[@threeowlsinaraincoat8042]

I was thinking about that.

[@noregerts7167]

Hi Maizy!

[@ellis9718]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing lol

[@DBansheeM]

Why was the fight choreography actually pretty good in this? The color scheme and video quality was also nice I think the main problem with this is the script because when it comrs to cinematography and choreography shes definitely in the right track

[@kjegal2349]

When cheerleaders try to beat up someone: 2 4 6 8, synchronized punching

[@tarrenr8159]

*"2 4 6 8! Beating up on girls we hate!"*

[@geckoszn]

2, 4, 6, 8 I want to die

[@Kerrviii]

Kj Egal Danny knows better its 1-8 counts!

[@gabriellalaroda]

@@tarrenr8159 9,10,11,12 just because we hate ourselves

[@noraballew3891]

It’s 1357 😂

[@lilym2006]

“don’t fear varli is here” is now my new catchphrase and there’s nothing you can do about it

[@ggiufa7289]

Bubble Tae hey dats mine 😤

[@happymilk7433]

I'll blow out your candle if you don't give me that catchphrase

[@ChiefGuevara]

Sims is life OOF I’m also a mother, it was really painful because I am a boy

[@lilvantasfan834]

*_Y U M M I L I C I O U S_*

[@meredithswaim1164]

No one: Varli: (punching the air) 😡CHAAAAH 🤜 CHAAAH 🤜CHAAAH 🤜

[@jizzywizzy1]

@Eddie Maina I'M FUCKING DEADDDDDDDDDDD

[@ana7icia]

@Eddie Maina lmao

[@than9483]

real smoth\

[@YellowNotThe]

@Eddie Maina oml lmao

[@addedpole]

@Eddie Maina cha cha real smooth

[@BoogerFart956]

He handles hate perfectly, by either criticizing the criticism, or just not really caring and making a joke about it.

[@valg4867]

This lady makes me so uncomfortable I didn't know if I was going to be able to get through this

[@elliot3938]

it's only a matter of time before she starts recruiting cult members

[@dannyboi8141]

Shminny love more hate less love more hate less love more hate less love more hate less love more hate less love more hate less love more hate less love more hate less

[@Edster838]

“Let’s make a part two where dolphin man and Varli get together” Let the fan art begin

[@spooklesisawesomeee1488]

omg yes please get blessed to heaven with that idea

[@emilythomason1693]

Breadward dolphin man deserves better

[@gojiboigaming8207]

Love more, molest less

[@CoolJCat]

Jotaro?

[@1tsjustsofa]

He needs to react to don’t hug me in scared

[@FllipinoPatriot]

5:25 he rlly didnt like that message

[@vmaoi3857]

Imagine hearing someone in the dark alleys saying *YEEHAW VARLI IS HERE*

[@parasitophobia]

Oh that sounds terrifying. Just imagine the fear that the bad guys felt when they just look over to see the dark silhouette of a woman just standing there menacingly

[@parkchimmin7913]

*_R U N_*

[@jacksonhughes8357]

Tell me do you bleed.........YEEHAW

[@sternalevin1069]

That would be terrifying

[@twigtoyoulater]

"ok, here's your drugs and remember not to abuse the-" "YEEHAWW"

[@run0_lol]

I showed a couple videos to my cousin and he said: “ *Holy Shit that's my dentist* “

[@unknownusername5111]

Yeah! She's actually a dentist lol

[@MiloKuroshiro]

She is a dentist lol

[@hannahj3963]

Omg 😂

[@benrryy8891]

CHOAAAAAA CHOAAAAAA CHA CHA CHOOO

[@puffy77]

😂😂

[@raysofmariehere6441]

This lady has a white evangelical youth pastor trapped inside of her. Like literally everything about her screams youth pastor

[@toxint]

Raysofmarie Here 696th like c:

[@clee277]

I didn't know youth pastors encourage their fans to hate on an 11-year-old tiktiok user who hated on one of their videos.

[@friedchicken9159]

Im watching this after Help Let Me Go came out and this explains the entire thing.

[@aimisofea7964]

"if tony stark was in this situation he would be...well he would be a corpse on the floor" I GASPED

[@sharkie9975]

ammeh WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT!

[@jupedia1639]

TOO SOON :(

[@caleighdilella4359]

SAME OMG

[@molliefox195]

I SNORTED

[@drixyjude9874]

ammeh and captain America would be and old man

[@lvbboi9]

The dude yelling "STOP, PLEASE STOP" isn't getting enough recognition in these comments.

[@isaacdagreat7876]

Neither are you. Lol

[@lvbboi9]

@@isaacdagreat7876 aw thx bro no homo

[@liahamilton8931]

@@lvbboi9 no homo? Tha’s kinda gay, lad

[@lvbboi9]

@@liahamilton8931 No homo? Yes, but what's gay about being happy for support?

[@liahamilton8931]

@@lvbboi9 I was just joking

[@phet1211]

Varli totally thinks that the word “criticism” is just a word that normalizes the act of saying rude things to people

[@telescopia4020]

"constructive criticism" *says n word*

[@Apollo_G]

@@rowaneditspeppa3361 ohhh that's a yikes

[@prig1557]

Varli legit shouted at her audience to look at her TikToks carefully and yet when Danny makes a video that was just for fun, she thinks it is hate.

[@takibo_here8626]

"If Tony Stark was in this situation, uhm, be would be- well, he would be a... corpse on the floor-" -Danny Gonzalez 9:38

[@pufferfish5065]

*help, let. Me. Go* *help, let. Me. Go* *help, let. Me. Go* Someone gotta make a song out of that.

[@katiedorsch2243]

Kawaii snow pup *someone* ->> *danny*

[@raz1338]

Kawaii snow pup *no no no its:* *_help,let me.go_*

[@raz1338]

Kawaii snow pup i thought danny was gonna make a song about it

[@crazytornadoe7039]

ON IT

[@maryooowoahh]

that's what i'm sayin its frickin BARS

[@chrysaliscrisis8530]

you’ve heard of pewdiepie vs t series, now get ready for _danny gonzales vs varli_

[@july4376]

chrysalis crisis wait-

[@alexoriordan626]

Ksi v logan

[@CJ1229-P]

Danny please for the love of everything plz make a “Help Let Me Go” song… Edit: oh shoot, he actually did it…

[@SpaceGamer07]

You made me wheeze

[@SpaceGamer07]

You made me wheeze

[@Go0fie]

He already made the song

[@K-kandyRoseYT]

He did it, by God, he’s made it a song!

[@egoDH]

her "love more hate less" videos sounds like she is trying to create sleeper agents

[@SpiderBytez]

That part with the synchronised punching SENT ME

[@walkinginternetstereotype80]

Sent you where?

[@avab4502]

Walking Internet Stereotype to hell

[@syra1541]

@@walkinginternetstereotype80 home

[@lyslys393]

2 minutes in the video and I’m already dead 😂😂

[@charleebyrd3561]

Walking Internet Stereotype to mexico

[@reen9361]

If Danny isn’t in KZbin rewind 2019, I will hate more love less.

[@annajo6576]

aesthethicc but really, I hope NONE of the actually funny and relevant yters are in YT rewind because YT rewind succcckkksss

[@reen9361]

Anna Jo same +_+

[@penelopekitson8060]

@@annajo6576 it will be better tho with dan

[@hannahlee1280]

Depressed Noodle Wdym didn’t she already mention Danny? Why did you repeat Danny’s name 2 more times?

[@happymilk7433]

Woah calm down there Satan

[@nk_cytie]

She recently did blackface on her TikTok account and I just-I just can’t with her

[@wowzer9221]

Really omg

[@seawhalethegamer1635]

What does blackface mean?

[@wowzer9221]

When someone whos not black wears really dark facepaint and pretends to be black, but its usually to make fun of black people/ a black character

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@wowzer9221 She's half way black already why she feel the need go whole way

[@byeyangeecrack867]

Barney Barney Barney Barney Barney Barney Barney Barney Barney *IS PURPLE :0*