TikTok’s Weirdest Mom

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[@MediumDSpeaks]

"So what does your mom do?" "Um...."

[@laniyaharshaw5240]

Tik Tok

[@addigress7986]

....she is a little insane

[@alextsak9176]

Eyy didn't know you watch Danny. You make feet videos man 👌🏼

[@shyrigan6539]

Dis comment has 666 likes rn 👀

[@MediumDSpeaks]

@@alextsak9176 I'm sorry, WHAT? I don't make feet videos, I promise

[@chloe-yr4ez]

a bunch of vitamin supplements? *cAn'T dO iT.*

[@lucac0re]

-I need to take these! I'm going to get sick.- *cAn'T dO iT.*

[@korrdega]

kat but I’m going to die! *I SAID CANT DO IT*

[@lucac0re]

@@korrdega *IM GOING TO FUCKING D I E* *I SAID I CAN'T DO IT-*

[@anikakulkarni5386]

I read it as 'Vietnam suppliments'💀

[@teamonion9695]

Getting vitamin D? *CaN't dO iT*

[@xplo8950]

9:06 He legit just described one of the scenes from Turning Red

[@cosmictwizzler]

Fr

[@hiimkillian7143]

BROTHER HOW IS TURNING RED 2 YEARS OLD ALREADY 😭

[@sakk_aku]

thats exactly what i was thinking😭

[@memorymaginley9631]

It is a nightmare ,Danny, being in middle school.

[@leafclouds]

truly a nightmare

[@Ilovefrogsandflowers]

Yes it sucks

[@Brigeb20]

My school is known as the worst middle school that you could be in around my area.

[@idoom2299]

No way middle schoolers still exist

[@pendadenda1331]

In my country we don't have middle schools Pre school > Elementry > Highschool College

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

She's the ultimate "Mom, stop embarrassing me." type of parent.

[@HaikyuuNoodleSoup]

Glasses&Mouthplates My mom's the one who say that to me ”Stop embarrassing me child” -my mom

[@Thatdudewiththedogs]

I read that as "Mom, stop embarrassing me" type beat

[@rosemurray857]

Glasses&Mouthplates OMG UR PROF PIC IS SO CUTE!

[@Rise-n-Shaun]

She's the ultimate "Mom I'm moving in with Dad"

[@drowned_rat]

I bet she’s a Karen

[@1cepool]

"Do not fear... Varli is here" Oh I will fear I will fear a lot

[@franklinokra6996]

@Guacawoomy :)

[@pawsomepets6344]

Guacawoomy happy prideee!!! 😂🥳💙💛💗

[@jasmine-oz7tf]

BAHAHA

[@bowiieh5187]

Plus varli

[@zestylemon4285]

Yes i will fear lots XD

[@KarlGames1914]

Is nobody gonna talk about how Danny predicted half life humor three years early?

[@piece_of_chocolate_cake]

lol

[@5ome5tranger]

watching this video now is hilarious, weird how tiktok changed over the years. if something you made goes viral in 2023 you'd definitely be more than happy

[@queerqueen098]

I feel the same way lol

[@alishaperry6521]

I was gonna say the same thing lol

[@TheLastApostle]

No i dont think he would be happy still. Its still stolen content

[@5ome5tranger]

@TheLastApostle he has made a song that's whole purpose is to get on viral tiktok lmao

[@TheLastApostle]

@5ome5tranger yeah so? Thats why i said "without his permission". Obviously if hes TRYING to make a song go viral then thats him permitting people to use it. Doesnt mean he doesnt care about people using his shit without his permission

[@hang8819]

Her line is: "Don't angry me!"

[@ghazalabokasem]

Random V.V or “Don’t fear varlis here!”

[@itzz_dotty]

Or "yeehaw"

[@yaoi5987]

I want to like it but it's at 769

[@dweagon]

I am anger

[@fuchs6443]

Random V.V Don’t @ me!

[@layplum]

She blocked me for saying “what is this” on her livestream. There were literally ppl being horrible to her, but I just asked a question lmao

[@nemoisemo6260]

that's not really simple but i get where you're coming from, how immature can a 40 year old be-

[@nemoisemo6260]

@The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago oh okay lmao sorry if my comment came of as annoying smh

[@namelessperson4600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and to think she's forty something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spark---]

@tsuyu ; KERO KERO

[@sxyn1495]

Omg same 😂😂😂

[@crypticscrutiny1153]

I feel so gregarious when Danny calls us all Greg.

[@berrychampion3173]

It’s crazy how now using sounds on tiktok isn’t seen as stealing the joke it’s seen as appreciating it and just everyone accepts it. Crazy 180 haha

[@littleelfguy1313]

Yeag

[@forthelowpriceof4.99]

I think now most sounds are used for storytelling or like POVs. And tiktok does condemn people who just do the same thing as everyone else

[@TheLastApostle]

No. Most serious creators arent happy when someone uses their content without permission. Guarantee danny and also drew even more so would dislike it. Theyve both made videos talking about how stealing someone elses content to post on tik tok or any other place is awful.

[@lunnaru7173]

Cashier: So uh.. Why're you buying a bunch of drugs and a pack of cigarettes? Varli: t o d o a t i k t o k

[@cassiopeia_real]

Cashier: So uh.. Why're you buying a bunch of drugs and a pack of cigarettes? Varli: *_M Y G O A L S A R E B E Y O N D Y O U R U N D E R S T A N D I N G_*

[@lunnaru7173]

BaldBoyZelkam indeed they are

[@spritecaneater]

*then she throws them in the garbage*

[@FrankdaFrickinTank]

"There's NO peace in drugs" Hippies: Am I a joke to you?

[@emmasophpi]

🤷🏽‍♀️ Not all hippies do drugs

[@FrankdaFrickinTank]

@@emmasophpi Some do

[@krs1297]

Hippies are a joke to everyone

[@emmasophpi]

Kendall Simington Well that’s a shame.

[@shawty5885]

This made me *l a u g h*

[@blorf4286]

“Imagine being in middle school” All of his overexposed young viewers: I know, right?..heh..

[@poketales9207]

7:06 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO NAKE HISTORY

[@dr.alexei7368]

Don’t abuse drugs. What did drugs ever do to you. Drugs doesn’t deserve this.

[@jacksoncross8656]

Alexei, why'd you have to die... ;-;

[@axinitewolf]

@I want Jhope to step on my throat Sorry. I’ll delete it. edit: ya’ll, “I want Jhope to step on my throat” is someone’s username. i don’t even know who tf Jhope *is.*

[@Dirtyvegas506]

Dr. Alexei why you die

[@thatonetiredartistriver7451]

IKR. Drugs did nothing smh

[@sonicgaymer4577]

NO ALEXI 😔 but thats true

[@valeskax4647]

"What does your mom do" " shes a famous tik tok star u know the usual job"

[@elyxrr]

Valeska Deleon And laugh maniacally in front of the Camera for 30 seconds

[@kae.cunningham4703]

😂😂😂 true

[@patrickleonard1114]

The practising getting punched to intimidate people is actually a thing the Punisher does in comics

[@lambkiddo3561]

7:32 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, THAT YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME,TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

[@gracebartels275]

Don’t abuse drugs, be nice to them.

[@aidenplus7926]

Can i still woop them

[@giornogiovanna397]

I will beat my drugs and then swallow them like Cronus except no one gets to make me throw them up

[@user-gu8ic3eb1x]

Don't do drugs kids.

[@moonchan699]

Dont Do Kids, Drugs

[@toast_0h]

@@moonchan699 lol

[@cadenmonroe6323]

"imagine being in middle school and you know... sad cause your twelve" i felt that

[@shely_D7vil]

Sacrifice the 12 yo

[@shely_D7vil]

D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D

[@cadenmonroe6323]

@@shely_D7vil lmao im not twelve, i can just relate to being twelve in middle school

[@irond0g780]

I'm 12 and found that very offensive

[@omanabelleo1150]

@@shely_D7vil Gald im 11 and not 12- Waitt.... i mean im 28.

[@valiantcat5824]

2:37 thought they're gonna kiss fr 😂

[@auralucario089]

I had a bad day today so I'm binge watching Danny videos. 3 years later. Edit:Him singing killed me. And the standing there being punched skit. 💀

[@stahppls2293]

Danny is such a classically handsome dude. Put him in Jane Austen era clothing and he'd be such a dandy

[@suakwon3602]

He would make a great bingley tbh

[@ecclesia4379]

I would thirst all over him lmao

[@jermafan111]

Jennifer Park actually he's 4

[@dashd0t]

Nice

[@veenusu]

Vally he’s actually not even born

[@itskayla9735]

“Yo is that your mom” could be one of the scariest things you could unexpectedly hear from your classmates

[@zestylemon4285]

Yea it is XD

[@norajasim7291]

It's Kayla one time at a band performance I was sitting in the audience towards the front waiting for our group to go up and play and my mom tapped one of the guys in my class so that he could tell me that my mom said hi. Probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve been through

[@tirzxh]

@@glabblele I'd put myself up for adoption

[@devilmico6118]

AND your mom is doing tiktoks

[@thechosenone9769]

Nah, my mom is awesome and I don't care what other people think of her.

[@eve155]

Danny just sounds SO excited during the covers

[@p27ch]

i love these auto-generated chapters "Emotional Tic-Tacs" "Drugs" "Love Live" "Punching"

[@carrotsticks3829]

Song:*Is copyrighted* Danny:*Creates a whole acapella song*

[@greenleopard8572]

3:22 is my favorite one

[@isabel-mj7ms]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@themissinglambsauce3538]

Ngl I read “haters are insects” as “haters are incest”

[@veronicaoviedo711]

@The Wholesome Guy The Click reference?

[@Layla-ys3hy]

ME TOO!! I was really confused.

[@vincessvi]

I reread this 5 times just to notice the difference I-

[@zaman.tanisha]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@michellekohlas264]

*Korekiyo has entered the chat*

[@puppetsarecool9702]

3:25 I just realized how bad her parking was

[@landonfitzgerald5044]

It's always nice when you find a new Danny video you've never seen before

[@panpani5079]

Mom: let's make a TikTok together Mom: why are you crying

[@kaleybear1547]

I love your profile picture.

[@thepurrisher243]

*why are you running? Why are you running??*

[@beachmotif]

*l e t ' s t o g e t h e r t i k t o k*

[@connormoody1852]

*w h y a r e y o u c r y i n g c h i l d*

[@randomperson-cq6lb]

@@thepurrisher243 hhhhh

[@draglenation2710]

Danny: *Makes a good joke* TikTok: It’s free real estate

[@eike4052]

W H E R E T H E F U C K D O Y O U G E T A T I N Y C A C T U S

[@preachta]

W H A T ?

[@thatsgay641]

I L L D O T H E S A M E A S Y A L L

[@xiaoreirei]

Draglenation wanna sub to each other?

[@elena-px4bm]

@@madkokoburra393 G U Y S Y O U R U I N E D T H E C H A I N .

[@benedekszentgyorgyi3318]

3:58 Challenge complete! How did we get here?

[@reneemachuca3026]

Get help

[@TheExtremelyTiredDude]

Ok that was honestly kind of funny

[@Your_local_nobody]

Oh my god

[@yasssqueen5605]

I listen to your videos while I go to sleep 😊❤️ it calms my brain down and the comedy and joyful tone in your videos really do help. Thank you I genuinely enjoy your videos 😊❤️(p.s I hope u don’t think I’m saying your videos put me to sleep because they don’t 😭, they just make my brain happy instead of angry and scary while I’m sleeping.)

[@betmenen5146]

same

[@grimblob7305]

This woman is about in her 40s, and shes calling kids who dont like her, insects. Edit: i dont remember writing this comment lol

[@AUGGHAHAHA]

YOU INSECT

[@rach3092]

ᗰᖇ ᗰᗩᑕᗩᖇOᑎI well that's just worrying

[@leilaniisnthereyet4098]

Alex mAngO haha I’m the 666th like

[@-gachalavender-6663]

True and she be looking like a man lol

[@kippyskippy1872]

Lol me I’m an insect

[@t33nspirit3d]

Pewdiepie: bros Logan Paul: logang Danny: *_g r e g_*

[@marinapounds7888]

drew: _little stinkers_

[@Yuukeiyesterday]

Monokuma: little sh#ts

[@weewoo2650]

》Xx.Itz_Ann _Playz.xX《 I see you watch danganronpa as well

[@Yuukeiyesterday]

@@weewoo2650 yep xD, who's ur fave character?!

[@weewoo2650]

》Xx.Itz_Ann _Playz.xX《 mine’s gotta be Miu or Monaca, what about you?

[@Aflak_71]

I actually met her at the gym, she seems pretty chill irl

[@cocksure8430]

Meds can do that to a person.....

[@lennyjenkins1928]

9:22 unintentional turning red reference

[@dolphin550]

Ikr, except no pads.

Most tik toks are like Vines without a punchline

[@Victoria-cg5np]

Bob Pickleson but the difference is that they aren’t funny

[@najariabrown3115]

Lööpy Boi the punchline is the funny part

[@aidanwood1738]

*all

[@TheRealFlenuan]

*_It's just Vine but worse_*

[@pixelhollow8420]

Tik tok is just a discount vine tbh. The kind you'd find on wish

[@clxmentin3]

“If I had a dollar everytime that happened to me?” *”I’d have 8 dollars.”* SENT ME

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

I would have $1.. you know.. because I got shot five times... and would be dead..

[@kingknight4863]

I'd have 67643309888 dollars because that has happened to me a lot

[@azku4180]

@@kingknight4863 probably only like 4 to 9

[@anio4836]

Sent you where???

[@clxmentin3]

do a filp hell

[@CallMeMatey]

Can we appreciate Danny for doing a cover for every song to not get copyrighted?

[@ShockwaveEnthusiast]

The genuine discomfort around this woman must be horrific. Like imagine being in a city, 10pm, and you hear "PAAAAAH" from the corner.

[@guyonfirestudios5587]

Danny singing is low key better than the actual song lol

[@BigBoris]

Guy On Fire Studios 200th like, also, I like that name, _Guy On Fire Studios_ 😆 nice

[@btotheg3019]

Ok this is totally unrelated, but I absolutely love your playlist of songs.

[@guyonfirestudios5587]

Aww thanks dude

[@dumbdoggi8727]

High key

[@strawberriesandcream7494]

High key low key High key

[@theunitedpets6050]

She acts like if my P.E teacher was on steroids.

[@alisandhu9339]

Lol

[@alisandhu9339]

😂

[@eloise69]

she IS my p.e teacher on steroids

[@mamadoom9724]

I always tell my daughter I’m not like the other moms. I watch Danny Gonzales and I just got chickens and named the rooster Greg 😂

[@Letstalkaboutaugust]

I got jump scared by the thumbnail when I was getting out of the post

[@ketchup_man6464]

thats why I clicked the video

[@laviniu698]

"Don't abuse drugs", be kind to drugs.

[@ariafrehner315]

Drugs are friends. Not food.

[@devilsm.a.s.k3846]

THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Good drug *pat pat*

[@devilsm.a.s.k3846]

@Garbage Trash Look,I don't wanna get high and crazy,heh,unlike YOU.

[@imacupcake]

ok i think i'm just going to *backs away slowly*

[@unironicmf8765]

Bet the audio for the non copyrighted music he made will go viral on TikTok

[@Angelina-wf1xm]

Lol

[@paigeswan7768]

That would be funny

[@maripaws]

Lol ye

[@ultrablueslime8216]

Only if he copyrights it.

[@kewloof8362]

Lol

[@rebelrot9398]

watching this video back i think i'm JUST NOW noticing that the location in that "no drugs" tiktok is local to me

[@16_autistic_clowns]

I am so happy that I got to hear a Danny Gonzalez cover of in the end

[@basmaosman6144]

" a bunch of vitamin supplement.. Ughh CAN'T DO IT " ... Same

[@quasquasquas]

Basma Osman I don’t know how to unscrew anything Ugshgdhghghhghghghg F r i c c

[@mayelamota2554]

Vitamin*

[@themuffinman4385]

I’m so glad my mom doesn’t know what a TikTok is

[@flowersinsteadoforgans8177]

The Muffin Man my boyfriends mom does and he’s 24, I watched his mom do the “woah” the other day... it’s a sad life

[@casketkrusher393]

My mom knows what tik Tok is but happily she doesn’t post anything

[@orethapaye6165]

Lucky

[@cherriiedaisies6713]

the toes hand them over Same..... Atleast I think she doesnt--

[@angelv5165]

Yeah, XD. My mom hates it. Lo. she says"ItS RoTtInG YoUr BrAiN!😟

[@correa223]

The beginning of this video feels almost prophetic for what Tic Tok would become.

[@bear2325]

I would like an album of his covers. They’re great

[@thefunnytvmanofthenight1537]

Tik tok: steals from Danny Danny: isn’t aloud to play audio from videos because it’s copy written...

[@Emmsies_OuO]

Kind of like what happened to Cody Ko

[@mimicatmoon]

If I ever had tiktok I would’ve shown the little cactus I have in my house

[@Ni7hanth]

Your puns are great bruh... lol

[@bluemoon1115]

That's....damn....

[@nwiiho4215]

Copywrite?

[@calebgalway3931]

Danny's aging backwards, next year he's gonna be like 10

[@bananapuddingmonster]

Animat seriously though he is

[@BigPimpGrant]

Benjamin button disease

[@shuk0rina444]

*so he’s 11?* *aweeeeeeeeeeee*

[@BigBoris]

*_baby face_*

[@-mars.]

He’s found the fountain of youth y’all!

[@melessapenzkover7910]

8:51 that looks like my elementary school. 💀

[@lifelessstudios3335]

Is it roger parks elementary?

[@gamingwithcod2627]

Him singing in the background just made it 100% better

[@thatayyylien2974]

She lives in my neighborhood and found out the hard way by recognizing almost everything in the background 😪

[@gingersnap6004]

Zion Centauri she still a homophobe?

[@thatayyylien2974]

Ginger Snap probably still is lmao

[@gingersnap6004]

Zion Centauri Oof

[@javaijo]

@@gingersnap6004 wait she's a homophobe? What did she say lol

[@gingersnap6004]

@@javaijo She made a tik tok saying that you cant actually identify as an lgbt person until youre an adult, and added "homophobe" in between the actual lgbt identities in that tik tok, then disabled all comments on it.

[@sweetea777]

Music categories : Pop Rock Dance Classical Jazz Kpop Electronic Hip hop *Danny*

[@s4nr101]

Alternative, Meavy metal, indie

[@cheriewang6997]

and last but not least... *Dentro de mi*!!!

[@nonlivinggrl]

You forgot one, *Greg*

[@leolarsson8749]

He does hip hop dude?

[@daishoryujin95]

You Forgot about DJENT and Experimental Progressive Funkcore.

[@kennalikespizza4515]

I don't know why but the fact that she's low-key really pretty makes this even funnier

[@kaisdeath_onlyonYT]

Guys.. let’s have a moment of silence to appreciate Danny’s cool shirt

[@josiecarpenter-lewis1735]

Her laughs are so fricking disturbing. Legit made me very uncomfortable

[@FrenkTheJoy]

That's it, she's using her laugh to creep the haters out so much that they leave her alone!

[@edendauncy7289]

I'm it's a whole new horror movie :Karen the laughing demon

[@anisha9097]

Anyone: *Breathes* TikTok: hippity hoppity this sound is now my property

[@yeah4257]

Did you get your profile picture from a gif?

[@acutething7094]

Like (some sort of russian TikTok) : poo pee doo pee doo and i will take that too

[@hipphopp69yearsago34]

Wow

[@arielkmusic]

Hahaha! I love this ❤️❤️❤️

[@al_rusty420]

6:47 STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRIED TO MAKE HISTORY

[@landenrowley6444]

Bruh that’s my gym teacher 💀

[@chynnhowe]

Imagine going to her house and her making you watch all of her tik toks and you having to act interested and like you think they’re cool until you can leave.

[@tigerkite9520]

Holy shit that sounds like the 3rd layer of hell

[@slapibomba]

That’s a big UFFF

[@peachypeachworth3974]

Ima Go Apesht my whole body is just *cringing* at the thought 😖

[@CoryMck]

This is how I feel when people show me their pet dogs and newborn babies. Don't @ me

[@chynnhowe]

Cory Mck Same. That’s why I love that part in The Office when Will Ferrell was like “I’m telling you that baby could be the star of a show called, ‘Babies I Don’t Care About’.”

[@sarahfaustino2621]

“Can you imagine being in middle school, well imagine being in middle school that’s bad enough” you’re right it is pretty bad lmaooo

[@veganmocha]

OhCool even if someone gave me millions of dollars, i wouldn’t go back to middle school.

[@fooraapkotjakker8131]

The struggle is real, i lost all my teeth because i opened to many bottles of beer with my teeth.

[@joostvanrens]

I love how she's so focused on haters while saying "losers focus on winners", basically saying "haters are winners".

[@elviaerives34]

The moms laugh is unsettling. Really unsettling.

[@jae7475]

YuRi?

[@lolom8772]

Lol I’m reading the comments while I watch this and then I immediately read this when she laughed

[@thatfourkinnie6077]

Yeh-

[@Graciem1234]

It 6u8byby7by7yb7y7v86 a vtvt66jt tyvyv5r root

[@starboi_07]

Would you say despair inducing? .... .... I'll see myself out

[@fin5657]

varli blocked me on twitter commenting "what is ur favorite kind of cheese" like bruh what? i was asking a SIMPLE question

[@namelessperson4600]

Maybe her favorite kind of cheese is inappropriate

[@scarletpachyderm]

@@namelessperson4600 “White American, just like me”

[@kmovki834]

maybe she's indian? and in india u arent suppose to harm cows? and cheese comes from cows?

[@bhavinigourishetty1978]

@@kmovki834 we still eat Mac and cheese and pizza in India haha... and a lot of the sweets that we make are milk based so like 🤷🏻‍♀️ And we make our own “cottage cheese” called paneer. Maybe she took “cheese” in a really weird and different way idk

[@cartortoise_0733]

she could be vegan

[@spacecatnnabell]

shes terrifying her cackling haunts me i will have nightmares forever that will be passed to my children

[@johnnyenglish1043]

7:25 STANDING HERE I REALIZE…

[@ariweather2340]

Why does Danny look so pretty in this video

[@megang5906]

It’s the shirt, it’s definitely the shirt

[@lyss6650]

ariweather fr he looks 20 and 16 at the same time

[@Emily-ky4tv]

@@lyss6650 yeah but hes like 26

[@boog5669]

Woof

[@lyss6650]

Tom Riddle yeah i know-

[@thisisaperson9137]

🌵 👖 here is where you get a f-ing cactus

[@clownclockgacha3719]

I like this cause it is so random.. (●’◡’●)

[@thisisaperson9137]

@@clownclockgacha3719 aww...dats swwweeettt

[@nothere__0]

🌵 👖 cool

[@clownclockgacha3719]

Thank you random person in the comment section :D

[@clownclockgacha3719]

I do know it's from one of his videos. It's just really random on this video :D

[@jaymes3554]

I'm trying so hard in my fight to refuse handfuls of vitamin supplements 😔 The hardest drug.

[@caiooliveira4964]

This is a certified Mom Tok Moment

[@jacksoncross8656]

Danny Gonzalez Dann Gonzale Dan Gonzal Da Gonza D Gonz Dr Gon Dre Goon Drew Goodn Drew Gooden

[@t0xy22]

Danny Gonzalez Dann Gonzal Dan Gonz Da Go D G Dr Goo Dre Good Drew Gooden

[@lenny3577]

I knew it

[@mr.bowtie3451]

MAD gasp

[@jackplaysroblox6631]

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[@nikonikoknees4488]

Danny Gonzalez Danny Gonzale Danny Geznle Danny Gazel Danng Gazel Dang Gazel Danny Gonzalez is a Gazel confirmed

[@sweetea777]

Y’all know Danny has a wife? Idk why but I still think of him as like, a 19 year old viner

[@user-tw7ft5lt3w]

SweeTEA I keep thinking he’s like 16

[@rubyf4686]

i did know that! in fact, i really like laura and i've made a playlist of the videos she appears in for anyone curious about what she's like or w/e! kzbin.info/aero/PL4REBUMNV4nsnYugBrRVzvY-25DAR46F6

[@LivingLaVidaLaila]

*wife

[@user-tw7ft5lt3w]

sienna daniels *wife

[@mirrr9755]

SweeTEA a 13 year old boy

[@landenrowley6444]

Little did Danny know how popular TikTok would become

[@TheTopHatGamer618]

8:58 Danny predicts Turning Red (2021)

[@blauramercedesmunos]

LMAOAK

[@mixed_feelings]

No no, the producers of Turning Red just copied Danny. 🙄 Get your facts right.

[@carolinemurray1899]

“And you’re all sad...cause you’re 12” Ouch, it hurts because he’s 5000% right

[@RaggaBaby]

Oef

[@zarofina]

Especially for a 12 year old (me)

[@adris8684]

The covers of the songs killed me🤣😂

[@tacocat9654]

B A N G B A N G B A N G

[@kieronbrown73]

Stops aiming at each other. Swings back the other person. Shoots them 5 times in the chest. *BANG*

[@krys-kyle1901]

9:06 Danny actually gave Pixar the idea for "Turning Red"

[@wheatwithagrainofbutter9334]

I had a headache but after I watched this video it disappeared

[@rockonahill]

I had a headache but after I watched this I disappeared

[@roseepunk]

How is Danny 25, he looks about 17 AND HE'S MARRIED!?!?!?

[@Yes-mn4zy]

chicken nuggets the amount of comments like this is kinda sad 😂

[@roseepunk]

@@Yes-mn4zy what

[@Yes-mn4zy]

People tell him he looks young a lot haha

[@48yearmanfromsomalia82]

He is?!?

[@veeisazombie]

NANI KOREEEEEEEE

[@ademhalici7305]

Danny's still gonna get copyright stricken. His acapella is still too similar

[@Bloodray19]

Jared Dines actually got copyrighted for playing smoke on the water on his guitar xD

[@namelessperson4600]

Ikr I almost thought it was the original

[@chloejordan9195]

I recently saw her on insta and no one knew who she was but I was freaked out

[@badmarshmallow9211]

Notice that in the video about her throwing a punch, she completely drops her guard on the left side of her face.

[@phaedrathenerd9721]

She bought a whole pack of cigarettes for this

[@loveinspired7]

LMAOOOOOO!😂😂😂😂

[@48yearmanfromsomalia82]

What if in that shot after the video she started lighting the cig but I doubt that she knows how

[@danikanovak8259]

That stuffs expensive man

[@phaedrathenerd9721]

@@danikanovak8259 damn I know, I'm a smoker

[@danikanovak8259]

Phaedra The Nerd ah, my parents smoke a lot- you’d be surprised how much money cigarettes cost, even the crap brands

[@chebic5095]

I think the whole "little cactus" thing is the perfect example of Tik Tok. The exact same joke with little to no deviation that only functions to make easy Tik Toks so Tik Tok can boost it's numbers.

[@rosyhvideo2587]

.0.

[@i9227]

Facts

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

It would've been a lot funnier if they just...stood by a cactus. Just look the big cactus up and down then ask the question. But unfortunately comedy is dead.

[@cocknball410]

Lol 666 likes

[@handle69420cheese]

Kinda like animation memes used to be but with less effort.

[@bennetbriseno9252]

The scariest thing to hear is ay (name) is that your mom outside

[@blazejunior2293]

“If she stood around making TikToks all day outside the school she wouldn’t get-“ Ad: *FABREEZE*

[@whydoweexist9841]

i bet he's gonna be like,87 and he's still not gonna look a day over 16 *please share your secrets*

[@skechgirl3059]

Is you an A.R.M.Y

[@niveenalkotob2052]

Hi

[@hopernim]

I rlly do need his secret bc I look 45 when I'm only 15 😬

[@whydoweexist9841]

@@skechgirl3059 Yup ^^

[@whydoweexist9841]

@@sprunkpurplealiengang uh, ok Also, the 9 year old army is winning

[@fartnuts7714]

My daily vitamins that I need to survive? Oh shit I can’t even light them

[@itzcepuff4014]

fuck man i cant snort this cig

[@marleybayne6233]

Try crushing them up and snorting them that's what I've been doing for about 3 years now

[@fartnuts7714]

Marley Bayne I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@marleybayne6233]

@@fartnuts7714 lemme know how it goes

[@frozen7550]

It's been 4yrs & I still haven't looked if Greg is the fastes growing army.

[@elliecore02]

watching this in 2022 and realizing danny predicted disney’s “turning red” when he described the middle school scene