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[@hailingfireandash]

"If I was a dad I'd be getting this immediately" This aged extremely well.

[@howdy9451]

danny gonzalez is a daddy gonzalez now

[@_g0r3c0r3]

yah hes literally a dad now

[@mammadragon8108]

HES A DAD???

[@ohheyitsguy]

​@@mammadragon8108yeah

[@naia1362]

@@mammadragon8108yeah lol he and Laura had a son in September

[@MothMyMando]

“Unplanned accidents” wait are there planned ones? Am I doing accidents wrong?

[@metamemez]

Hermes unplanned accidents is basically the definition of accidents lol

[@channah2542]

Wouldn’t that be the opposite of accident then??

[@atmospherico3280]

You gotta make sure to plan the unplanned accidents

[@arzoochoithramani6633]

amphyrrix planned incident???

[@L0ST_P4G3]

I think so...

[@Teraperf]

For the longest time I didn’t realize that the music at the end wasn’t on purpose. I always thought it was like a running joke that you got cut off halfway through your outro.

[@notaboomer2360]

HAHAHA

[@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174]

wait it isn't on purpose? or are you joking? please I need to know

[@SkiddlyBink]

@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 if i remember right, he had his old outro music copyright claimed so he went back and replaced it all with generic royalty free music to avoid losing revenue

[@etekweb]

@@SkiddlyBink yup -- the best part is that some of the videos (like this one) they claimed the wrong section of the video. So you still hear the original outro song at the end but not the actual content of the video...

[@drawingdingus6863]

I think it was originally Mr.Sandman or some remix of it if I remember right. But yeah he got copyrighted for it and had to just dub over that section for every past video. But it lead to us getting the “This video is over now” song so I’m pretty happy about that

[@rats6894]

now that danny's gonna be a dad, i expect to see him dancing like a maniac

[@spooderman4008]

This bully in my school threatened to punch me! So I turned on the self defence mode on my flashlight. He started doing a funny dance on the ground! It made it really easy to steal his teeth! Yo, it's been a year. I made some jewellery out of them, got me a nice set of earrings, a ring and a necklace. I sold the rest on Wish for a pretty penny.

[@emmettjenner1872]

Underated comment

[@blonddiee8561]

Spooderman HAHAHA

[@rokiiyotaka]

@MusicFanatic No no you're onto something, I believe the reference comes from a tumblr post of very unsettling threats. Eg. *_I will boil your teeth_* is probably the one you're thinking of lmao.

[@rabbit5305]

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT PROFILE PIC

[@spooderman4008]

@@rabbit5305 That's me! Silly.

[@binglebongletimey]

As someone with epilepsy i am now having second thoughts about my crime life

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

Geórgia Santos- Why Did I Chuckle Slightly At That..

[@ahnifollett]

🤣

[@IsaElle]

Same

[@delaneys6726]

Well. Guess I'm not robbing anyone soon. Shoot there goes my future job

[@pootrpan3117]

*FBI:*shoot him down

[@saintsomnia8030]

Watching old Danny videos is always a gamble as to whether I'll get jumpscared by the music at the end

[@notaboomer2360]

It’s because his original outro music got copyright striked and he had to replace all the audio with it with another audio. If you turn on captions you can still know what he’s saying lol. He didn’t do it on every video because it was tedious so he only did it on popular ones

[@TaylorTheShark]

SHARK PUP EEEEEEE

[@haandotexe]

I always love getting absolutely TURNT to farmer in the dell because the knowledge of the fact that he painstakingly spent several days manually replacing the audio in every one of his videos is hilarious to me and always makes me smile.

[@gollygod]

The dog one saying "it works for any dog to train out bad behaviors!" is bullshit. I doubt that can of air will have any affect on my _deaf_ dog

[@allisonavery7273]

Lol

[@DarkShard5728]

You see, they're supposed to sense the simple existance of the can and collapse into a puddle at its presence. what the fuck am i saying

[@wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519]

I had a tac light and put it in a cup of water to see if it was actually waterproof and it immediately stopped working

[@samanthaweber2195]

Seriously??

[@wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519]

@@samanthaweber2195 yea

[@chiseii]

lol

[@Raigatu]

Cringe Control it only survives in 212 degrees water

[@Goomba456]

They were giving them away at my store, can confirm

[@philipbusk6632]

The “aircraft grade aluminum” claim always cracks me up. I’m an aircraft mechanic and we use the same aluminum that everyone else does.

[@haimantidas10]

So technically they didn't lie🤣🤣🤣

[@thickboi3743]

Sorry for late reply but what is it like being a mechanic for aircraft?

[@gokur0cks]

I guess it is aircraft grade then

[@AlexanderLeset]

@@thickboi3743 It fucking sucks.

[@ProSrbgames]

Its aluMINIum,for fucks sake .

[@the1-upclub98]

"Just aim and shoot... the ball... into the cup." That delivery was perfect. XD

[@grizzgrizz7676]

“If I was a dad I would be getting these immediately-I would be dancing like crazy” well Danny looks like that company’s making a profit this October

[@tetia8922]

Was abt to comment this

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Hi Greg

[@nicolacity7463]

Danny Gonzalez hi danny

[@sarahcummings]

Danny Gonzalez hello :)

[@cari_3500]

Danny Gonzalez heyyy

[@abbiejones7803]

Sup

[@porcupinal]

i bet your flashlight cant blind people?

[@ruthwalton3703]

“Can your flash light do this?” * flashlight does a back flip* “Or this?” Does the splits

[@peppapigeditzzzz271]

Ruth Walton yup

[@d_1044]

It’s broken now, are you happy?

[@smabble._.6170]

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!!

[@faithisntcoollissupernotco7951]

@Jayda Iordanidis **breaks**

[@bloodyrage488]

Dang it no😫😫

[@aydomac]

7:45 this aged well ❤️😅

[@Northstarboysvsp]

He dad now this is funny now

[@alecboi777]

he better get them

[@eel_3]

Imagine being Danny’s wife and just walking by the bathroom and hearing her husband screaming with a sign that says screaming and pooping do not disturb on the doorknob. Just walk away girl, walk away

[@marekb1556]

Me: *sees robber, immediately pulls out flashlight* Robber: *pulls out flashlight too* Me: wait, thats illegal

[@penguintato3752]

Me: *pulls out 2 flashlights*

[@-CaptainRavioli]

God: let there be light Me: *takes it* God: *surprised pikachu face*

[@KlintKaras]

We need more good guys with a flashlight.

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Me: *takes out another flashlight*

[@LordSkella]

So is the burglary! 😄

[@corvidcreaturesartandanimation]

“Everybody has skin” *well, I would hope so*

[@kangaroo8057]

And some people have... Foreskin

[@tirea277]

Kanga Roo wow really

[@AnjaFi]

Yeah I sure hope it does!

[@lightninggacha7818]

‘-‘ well you haven’t met me

[@corvidcreaturesartandanimation]

Lightning Gacha oh sh-

[@frankoconnell6745]

“You know if I was a dad” Well you are now Danny so CONGRATS 🎉🎊🍾🎈

[@theperyton9895]

12:57 ah so instead of being weird and freaking out the birds, you can make the birds be constantly stressed thinking that there’s other birds in their house from the reflections

[@juliii648]

Things I find attractive in a boy: Good personality ❌ Nice hair ❌ An adult bib ✅😍😩

[@pinkmilk9186]

Julia Boolia hellthy junk food fan?

[@loganmiller7827]

So what you're saying is, is that I'm totally, 100% your type?

[@beans5531]

I’m your man

[@juliii648]

Babydaisylover I guess so :)

[@juliii648]

illumination ayy

[@bbqchipz1513]

"Does Your Flashlight Have A Self Defense Mode?" *starts slamming heavy flashlight over random stranger's heads*

[@willowisnothere]

MemePenguin this comment deserves an award

[@dinagrippo9377]

I AM CACKLING

[@Annie-oi9ps]

LMAO

[@Animperfectperson]

I've never had a KZbin comment make me laugh out loud until now 😂😂😂😂

[@mayabassey4198]

Yup

[@hana__banana]

I am high-key interested in the birdhouse thing. I love watching those flying fluffballs.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

What’s your favorite bird?

[@macoy3943]

Your husband is spending hours Potty Putting What do you do: 1. Pee in his mouth 2. *DIVORCE*

[@rachelfara4150]

Baron Zemo Returns underrated comment

[@frosty_teacup]

3. *SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF*

[@sophiasgp7487]

Baron Zemo Returns I’m dead! 😂

[@bethy2407]

Baron Zemo Returns I love u 😂

[@liltoaster2128]

Obvs 1

[@stablekat5011]

Once I got an ad that was called “taxact”and the slogan was ‘“surprisingly legal”

[@shanestaley6595]

that slogan is really common in ads where i am, its concerning

[@kaisquared6840]

I'm scared

[@aisha5156]

Tea.

[@ashton2099]

@@aisha5156 sis

[@swine13]

How and when did we get to a point where obeying the law was just like a loose recommendation for businesses? And why are individuals still incarcerated for an eternity for stealing bread but these companies rob retirees of 10s of 1000s and the justice system is like "as you were" Its BS. Im so sick of capitalisms horrific mutation into some emotionless robot hell bent on world domination. Its like a movie except that usually we tend to make sure the movies make at least some sort of effort towards logical sense. This is like "you know the rules, WE know the rules, we are now going to break the rules" and everyone else so far (including me) is like "oh ok" Its not. They can and should be held accountable like everyone else. More so, because of their societal position of some responsibility. Just like politics. If a politician gets charged with a criminal offense, it should automatically be 3x the usual penalty for them, no exceptions. Thatd make those self serving leeches think twice before laundering millions of tax dollars. I feel like lemongrab: ThIS. Is unACCEPTABLEEE! 😫

[@natrosenquist]

7:40 Well, now Danny HAS to buy the Fun Slides.

[@kotarobokuto4105]

He actually already got them for a video lmao

[@k888y]

he did. 5 years ago

[@jamesburk8145]

I had one of those my spy birdhouse things and the problem with the mirror was that a bird would show up, stick it's head in, see it's own reflection and basically say "oh I'm sorry, didn't know there was already someone in here." then fly away. The whole idea was flawed.

[@gregorygaines6979]

My name is Greg and this makes me feel valued when you say “hey Greg”

[@dancingsloth8684]

My name is bringer of death

[@ilovebasketballfromaustral9624]

No your name is Gregory Gaines

[@sincerecinnamon]

My name is Isabel and I feel like I need to be more healthy

[@gregorygaines6979]

Zoe Roberts thank you for sharing with me. I appreciate it

[@yellowcat4931]

you are a god amongst us

[@mckaleighwatson3942]

Hit the robber hard enough with it and everything has a defense mode.

[@averageaverys4033]

I like your style

[@TheBakingSeal]

Marshmallows

[@Azerty13_]

hit him with a feather hard enough and you might be able to kill them

[@chuchow313]

smoll bean SPAGHETTI

[@megamanhikari8095]

@@chuchow313 if you do it right lmaoo

[@michellebeaulieu8118]

I've never had any problems with flashing lights or epilepsy before but the flashing in that commercial was VERY disorienting. I imagine something flashing super bright and fast would stun anyone for a second. Geez

[@PricillaPrincess]

7:46 “You know if I was a dad, I would be getting these immediately.” Dannyyyyy it’s time

[@ace4155]

Imagine having dinner and glancing over and seen Danny Gonzalez sitting at a table intensively watching a commercial for the TAC light

[@dancingsloth8684]

I would start to laugh

[@nxlsart8902]

I would pull up and sit next to him and watch it as well 😂

[@nagitos682]

T2

[@phormex1]

I would prolly drift off and then eat the rest of my food

[@hat7475]

"pause that! I have to get the popcorns!"

[@angelicaporro4060]

Just wanted to point out that some products like a "slob stopper" are marketed for a larger audience but may be intended for people with disabilities without directly targeting them.

[@karleighvaughn1286]

I was looking through the comments seeing if anyone else was going to say this. Thanks haha

[@mammothmoth8967]

Ohhhhh that makes since

[@NoOne-yp8ot]

Yeah, actually. A large number of ASOTV products are intended for those with disabilities, such as the toilet paper holder or the stick-on handle for getting in/out of the tub.

[@shaunandthebugs]

@@NoOne-yp8ot those stick on handles are helpful if you can't drill things down because of a landlord. 10/10 would recommend

[@LilRing]

Now I feel bad about laughing at it

[@themanofsticks2262]

"If I was a dad, I would definitely get this" Danny. You better get these now.

[@grassoscope]

Danny also needs to practice his putting

[@k888y]

he bought them 5 years ago and did a video on them!

[@we1rdoooo6]

danny talking about if he was ever a dad he would buy those slides, now in 2023 i am expecting those slides to appear after the baby is born

[@submarinesailor5140]

I was watching this next to my dog and the guy yelled "bad dog!" and she looked at me with her ears back! :(

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Oh nooo. Please reassure the doggie that she is not a bad dog. 💔

[@phormex1]

I would give her all the belly rubs to reassure her she’s a good girl

[@carolinegcooke]

Awww poor baby 😣 give her some treats and cuddles

[@strawbz_saintz]

aww.. Is the doggie okay? (this was 4 months ago but dogs are cute and just wanted to know)

[@Kanye.Zest482]

Same.She looked sad so i gave her treats

[@famsilms889]

Robber: I have a gun! Hands up! John Wick: Pulls out flashlight Robber: Mom come pick me up I’m scared

[@mauricioperez6424]

That man killed another man with a pencil... A fucking pencil, imagine what he could do with a flashlight, fuck that

[@G21333]

Baba yagaaaa

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Help lemme go

[@spacechimp751]

John W. Rick

[@fardedharded]

Should I ruin this 969 I will hahaha I am a mad man

[@lucilock713]

7:43 danny... i think you know what to do

[@gr8scott198]

"unplanned accidents"? Who the hell is having planned accidents?!

[@user-ul4ml1vv1h]

Your being robbed what do you do 1.scream for help 2.give him money 3. *divorce*

[@LuteLovezWolvez]

*THICC CHUNGUS!*

[@stinkiest]

4. kiss his face 5. slap him

[@sara_thegrape]

6. Pee in their mouth

[@lafayette6266]

Put a flashlight in their face! :D

[@kat._com]

6 pee in their mouth

[@alexboca7171]

The self defense light can blind , confuse and also give the attacker an epileptic seizure

[@xWren_xx]

You could also beat the shit out of someone with it

[@Rephical]

Damien Schuetz you flash them and then pull out your sawd off shotgun and blast their ass only to realize that it was you 8 year old child

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Rephical Gaming shiiiiiiiiiit.........

[@failpup2062]

Doesnt that depend on the person? Or the age or something? (Im not sure) and what if its a teen Breaking into ur house? I do agree with you, dont get me wrong, it just seems like that feature wouldnt work that well against certain people

[@goofball808]

Rephical Gaming Come let’s watch the rain as it’s falling down

[@BLOBER8000]

you gotta love when in 1 ad they showed the same flashlight being able to illuminate an entire house and barely light up a man in the dark

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

The self defense mode would work really well against epileptic people.

[@getrealgirl1974]

He said "Self-defense mode" Hun thats an "on the go seizure starter"

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

*E x a c t l y*

[@ohio9499]

Fun in the bed

[@ididthisforreddit2428]

Well if the robber is epileptic then you have like the best possible defence that isnt a gun

[@TheOneTrueDimwit]

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh god

[@deadplthebadass21]

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh no

[@PurpleBandanaStudios]

This flashlight is so powerful I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

[@heyimpetewentzfrommychemic8548]

ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE

[@deltawolfstar378]

hey im pete wentz from my chemical romance TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!!!

[@hatkidbutpurpleandstuff6820]

I sawed my head in ha- X-X

[@cheezburgers6343]

Purple bandana studios ThaTs AlOt oF DaMaGE

[@LolDeimos]

Purple bandana studios now that’s a lot of damage

[@abigailr7319]

7:42 we deserve an update once baby greg is here

[@v.beckan9071]

3:40 the blinking light would work great on people with epilepsy.

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Product guarantee 👍

[@maybpd]

I know this is just a joke but I wanted to put the info out there that not everyone with epilepsy has episodes triggered by flashing lights, no hate though 😅 just a lil fun info

[@soren4818]

“Everybody has a flashlight!” “Everybody loves to watch birds!” “Everybody eats blankets!” ... Sure, commercial

[@iminvisible873]

Susan Kelly you don’t eat blankets? What a weirdo

[@-takemyhandtakemywholelife8825]

Blankets for a midnight snack is just 🤤🤤🤤🤤😩

[@justtaylor8204]

I despise this entire comment

[@hypnoguygaming1178]

@@justtaylor8204 what, do you write the scripts for these dumb commercial

[@2lazyy780]

"Everyone sucks on fleshy lollipops!"

[@rosemurray857]

“Everybody has skin” *I can change that.*

[@hannahtherat7923]

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁

[@brrmbrrmm]

"Everybody has skin" Skeletons:

[@imzipperoni]

No thankyou

[@gumi1098]

Need some help? Let’s start with that jerk jimmy who stole my chocolate milk last Saturday.

[@kloee7254]

No please -

[@barbieoftheweek]

Danny you're a dad now, it's time to buy the Fun Slides!

[@raelogan]

The self defense mode is pretty useful against raccoons out in the backyard in rural nowhere. I just bang the flashlight on the metal table outside to give a warning, turn the normal light on and if they haven't scurried yet, I turn on the strobe for a few seconds to startle them enough and let them run off. The regular light beam is great for a quick light visual outside since we don't have street lights, and it helps to see what's outside. The flashlight also lights up a whole room when the power goes out. They have uses in the rural towns. 😅

[@bbmolnar]

"So the other day I was at dinner, at Outback Steakhouse" Me: Remembers the before time when we could actually go inside restaurants for the entire video

[@TheGoldenSerpent]

We mustn't think of the before times

[@sup3rhyp3r56]

TheGoldenSerpent we must think of the future times

[@badussy]

Sup3r Hyp3r no, I don’t think I will

[@Thetaken_python]

No, think of the past ;)

[@tomatojam9237]

Ahh, yes prehistoric times

[@wesleyanhorn7257]

“If I was a dad, I’d be getting these immediately” -Danny 8min in Looks like it’s time for Danny to go pro with fun sliding🫶🏻

[@wooler9066]

False advertising I tried using self defence mode and I got stabbed in the gut and robbed

[@johnnyc42972]

Lol

[@blahblahblah5098]

But its ok, because with the tactical flashlight, you can look really cool while being stabbed and robbed!

[@dinoskitsofficial]

If you got stabbed in the gut, how are you alive typing a comment?

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@@dinoskitsofficial Plot armor

[@psychedelicella3706]

@@dinoskitsofficial who said the victim was typing

[@gabriellejsavoie]

The "self-defense mode" could work for those with seizures, but the one holding the flashlight is also going to be equally affected, no matter what. If anything, I'd be at a disadvantage then with my epilepsy.

[@gkanvik1]

Well now that danny is a dad, hell be dancing like a maniac

[@lover_of_turtle6412]

"Self-defense mode" or as I like to call it "Oops i gave a robber a seizure mode" Edit: 3k likes holy shit

[@5taj378]

Lol

[@lover_of_turtle6412]

@@romeeuphoria8016 Love you too, Boo 💘 No homo tho....

[@emaleighschultz4828]

Michael_Liddle yup

[@schooldeskink.8482]

I did give that squirrel a seizure when I used self defense

[@anonymoususer4371]

Excactly what I thought

[@glipgorp3564]

Of course you can stop a robber with a flash light. If you throw it hard enough.

[@keilysmartinez2841]

DaWoof Gamer lol

[@talanium]

Yeah, *DUH!*

[@joetraviss6972]

Xd

[@drowsyratz666]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

[@titleuntitled9152]

Or hit them hard enough

[@B0ganP0tat0]

7:46 Well. You gotta now.

[@chrundlethegreat2251]

2022...I'm still screaming. Thank you Danny

[@Matreats]

My family bought these funslide things like 13 years ago and let me tell you it is a horrifying experience to accidentally slip down the stairs and watch your demise approach you as you inevitably trip forward and fall on your face or land in the worst possible way with the stair ledge hitting your butt so hard you can't breathe for the next two minutes

[@dancingsloth8684]

You okay

[@mikudayoooooo]

bro.. you can talk about your ptsd here, we can listen

[@Matreats]

Dancing Sloth Dunno man it’s still pretty vivid

[@ayannajohnson11]

I fell down the stairs with them too 😂

[@datdairkirbtherobloxgamer3801]

Top 10 Craziest Anime Plot Twists

[@collinmetcalf4109]

Salesman: a strobe Me: why Salesman: for those epileptic robbers

[@xaproxiex]

*hi*

[@mady422]

😂😂 I usually don't like seizure jokes but I loved this one. Though flashing lights don't affect just epileptics.

[@gold8746]

Lel

[@theolddeus9672]

Strobes are disorienting as hell in a dark room

[@ArKamMLG]

Lmao wow one of the best comments ive seen😂😂😂

[@Galeo_]

*Pulls out flash light* Robber: HA that won’t work on me. *starts screaming* Robber: AAAAAAAAAH

[@sueoliveri5796]

If you turn on subtitles you can see what he’s saying during the outro

[@ghostyodaproductions6940]

I love how Danny can literally watch 2 seconds of something and then talk trash about it

[@annamurphy9183]

pure talent

[@MotorKraft350]

The man has skill

[@baileyyh72]

that requires skill

[@noahm44]

Lol

[@hat7475]

Because what he reviews is trash already 😭

[@dragonaise2417]

"Peace is just a scream away"

[@impii9088]

dragonaise hi Jungkook

[@dragonaise2417]

ScribblyFox hi there

[@jiya1341]

watch the armies take over this comment..

[@dragonaise2417]

Jiya Patel yes. They're literally everywhere lol

[@starsandshit5435]

army

[@Wwasthatthebiteof87]

IN 2023 AND I WAS LIKE “these ads seem very 2000s” THEN I REALIZED THIS WAS 5 YRS AGO BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY STILL SEEM SO MUCH OLDER THAN 2018ISH😭

[@RavenclawNimbus]

12:30, I literally just love the turn this takes, that shit was KILLING me 😭

[@pegpeg9833]

My dad actually bought one of those taclight things, it’s actually all grime lmao. They’re so bright it’s actually illegal to shine them into the sky in most counties. And the strobe/self defense mode does work. It’s VERY disorienting.

[@codyheffelfinger2962]

What dad didn't buy it

[@asei231]

@@codyheffelfinger2962 mine-

[@MightyMewtron]

Even watching the flashing lights in the ad made me feel uncomfortable. I guess it works if you're a survivalist who needs to send a message, but not for, like, everyday people trying to find extra toilet paper in their basement.

[@MrBlonde47]

It’s just a generic version of a stream light or surefire. Lights so bright they’ll blind you in the daytime.

[@autumnrose6188]

Haha I am on my floor laughing to death!

[@kazookreations3161]

CAN YOUR FLASHLIGHT DO THIS??? Only $399.99

[@Gayjesus77]

Seller: CAN YOUR FLASH LIGHT DO THIS Buyer: what is it Seller: *waste your money*

[@kulubatala9703]

Why buy a flashlight for $8-10 when u can get the exact SAME tHiNg for the LOW LOW PRICE OF $400 (save 1 cent) * smiles at camera with thumbs up *

[@Fallout2pc]

Memes

[@CruiserDynasty]

@@kulubatala9703 unless you dont work and you take other peoples money for doing nothing you shouldn't complain about a good product thats only 400$, next youll say a 500$ crap tv is more worth it then a 3000$ good tv

[@sallty-4baggins609]

Meme review

[@heavythegreywolf]

I remember having a "My spy bird house" and 6 weeks later it became a wasp nest, very disappointing

[@talon5797]

Danny now buying this because he’s a dad

[@ledge-magee]

"I was just scared of a whole house" You won't be so smug when it's the Monster House, will you?

[@pissapocalypse]

Imagine dying and you possess a whole ass house

[@uh3336]

@@pissapocalypse boo

[@pissapocalypse]

@@uh3336 aAHH

[@jenniferhey5132]

That movie fucking TRAUMATIZED ME

[@pissboi313]

Jennifer Hey bruh same! scariest kids movie i’ve seen

[@Bluetheartist]

“Low light mode” Danny: Wait why is he not blinded?!

[@princessofstars666]

I noticed that too lmao

[@sircabbageii4063]

It was like b r u h

[@no-nu8tc]

omg i noticed that and was like i bet someone commented that and someone did!!

[@MichaelR1275]

I was so confused

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

It's because Danny was still blinded by the self defense mode

[@doodleferp8158]

My heart got happy when I realized that the commercial music from that informercial vine he made.

[@unluckieduckie0604]

that first ad literally hurt to look at. ig self defense mode works

[@heyitsmejm4792]

home owner: *flashes strobe light onto a burglar* burglar: "hey, i can do that too!" *fires gun in full auto*

[@joshuafallgren8498]

Merida fuck yeah

[@asunflower7993]

Yea

[@mexicanhelljumper8614]

No FuLl AuTo In BuIlDiNg

[@ramen2716]

@@mexicanhelljumper8614 dang it, u said it before me😔

[@adityarasendriya5138]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@JaredKoons]

"everyone has a fleshlight but can your fleshlight do this?" **proceeds to show us a fleshlight that is also a pepper grinder**

[@ellarhodes5476]

jared koons GIVE THIS MORE LIKES

[@EJ-ci6gp]

Now this is a quality comment

[@sadsoapbar1240]

jared koons bU CaN yOU dO thIS *leans backwards and falls* And its only 399!

[@reindeerage]

fleshlight

[@saltedfish3724]

But can i grind my pepper in that grinder? ;)

[@Elfieee13]

14:04 omg we literally watched this one in class

[@favoritemustard3542]

Marketing 1Ø1: what not to do ...I hope! Adult-baby bibs at their best LOL

[@Kristianalexis1]

The “dance like a maniac” comment still gets me 😂 Also, I guarantee that they said to walk down the stairs so they won’t get sued if anyone gets hurt. But if you’re going downstairs, it’s a no brainer.

[@graceburton7473]

old man shines strobe light: people with epilepsy watching the commercial: *has seizure*

[@raegan06]

Grace Burton HAHA underrated comment!!!!

[@ginabell694]

I don't have epilepsy but that sort of thing gives me a headache. B4 we cancelled our cable that commercial came on all the freaking time. I hated it.

[@ahu9150]

@@ginabell694 same here. It hurts my eyes.

[@SheepUndefined]

Actually remember my mom hating that commercial for that reason. She'd always start swearing when it came on that whoever made the commercial was a fucking asshole.

[@vinnienewmaker7624]

*they're G R O O V I N*

[@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3]

“Can your flashlight do THIS???” *does exactly what a regular flashlight does*

[@jaimejtg5741]

Sad Canadian Boy pewdiepie

[@RG-em2lg]

| buT cAN yUo dO thIs? ___

[@sinetamarkaityte5367]

I know De wae i was thinking the same thing 😂😂

[@dancinginthecorner8260]

Ada yEs I cAN

[@jill7285]

Lol

[@dannyd7040]

3:30 well if they have elepsy, yes

[@Ruzgar_K]

If the robber has epilepsy then the taclight might work

[@alexandrabozoova3357]

Smooth plastic? Uhh yea, I sure hope it is...

[@ImBored-gc8yf]

ROAD WORK AHEAD UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

[@shibainu9043]

wrong channel

[@arpodyssey7913]

Oh, how I miss Vine

[@28stabwounds90]

wrong channel

[@wispy4550]

road work ahead, uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

[@jean3692]

Wow, i tried screaming™ and my life hasn't been better, my pesky wife finally left me and took the annoying kids. Now i can be alone forever! Thank you screaming™

[@solisruben296]

I tried it to! I almost died because I was distracted using scremingTM. *_THANK YOU SREAMINGTM_*

[@alison4991]

my life has changed with screaming™,I screamed at my dog and he ran away,thanks to screaming™ I haven't feed my pet in over a month!

[@solisruben296]

(suddenly someone gets woooshed)

[@LuteLovezWolvez]

Profile picture is so neat!

[@nicor3612]

NOWHERE TO RUN! is the most ominous start to a commercial i've ever heard

[@mytsukey]

I got my dad this usb charging bright spotlight and he uses it when his big doggie runs after animals at night. The dog will freeze when the light is on him lol like he has stage fright

[@atlanticmapping4089]

self-defense mode does work! I used it on my brother, and now he's shaking on the floor.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Can I borrow it? I've been trying to get rid of my brother for 13 years.

[@rtc_twisted7952]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner same!

[@trevorstechcorner8361]

Glglglgljlhglglg **pisses**

[@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel]

K.

[@yourlocaldonut5247]

@@trevorstechcorner8361 ummm?

[@leovaldez7991]

Oh, thank god, I thought I was the only one who makes pasta in pitch dark

[@leonie8207]

I like your username🤣😍

[@annylucia9658]

LEO

[@skeletonparty4625]

Ikr me too

[@kiwikaido]

Omg same 😍

[@ernestinerowland7580]

Oml I love THOO (The Heroes of Olympus)

[@hannah.r.0752]

The fact that I literally have the fun slide things and I used them like once a day when I was little makes this video so much fun to watch

[@alayna5077]

"if i was a dad"... 5 years later

[@shannondaniel5544]

ah. there’s the awkward stock music with danny speaking silently

[@ivaningram5884]

Nice

[@emaluv5139]

dude like i heard he hadta do this but wasnt expecting it to be THAT hilarious lmao (ps- the original music he uses is like 2secs before the end of the vid lol?)

[@vampirelibrarian777]

I forgot it was going to happen so I was listening to this video in the background and then had the scare of my life when it suddenly went DOO DOO DOO DOO

[@emaluv5139]

im STILL laughing at this btw like ive been watching just the end 5secs on repeat and just cannot lmao

[@katherinepark9143]

ARMY!!

[@PAIDinBLOOD118]

The poop golf doesn’t show anyone that misses. When you miss and it goes out of reach do you get up to get it?

[@awesomecoolness8926]

Feet

[@JeoPumpkin]

@@awesomecoolness8926 you are sitting. Presumably

[@awesomecoolness8926]

@@JeoPumpkin Y E S

[@say_woo]

@@NoMercyRC but you're shitting

[@TheJohn327]

@@say_woo still

[@thecrepeofdeath]

I low-key love the funslide ad. it's so 90s! the birdhouse might seem like a good idea until you see a bird family build their nest, lay eggs, hatch them, and get eaten by a snake. I think my grandma is still traumatized ps, flashing lights warning would be appreciated

[@kammothy542]

I actually had one of those birdhouses! We never got any birds but some wasps took a liking to it! :D It was reaaal fun getting that thing off the window..

[@natalieo.6874]

These are some of the most 2000’s commercials I’ve ever seen.

[@GachagachaES]

Maybe even 1900's

[@olive3363]

john anderson it’s sad but true

[@Robin-lp6lx]

Maybe even 10s

[@elmoterminator6969]

That flash light needs a warning that’s says : ⚠️warning may cause seizures for people who have epilepsy⚠️ Edit: me have many lokes and me don’t want to use grammor

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Did you know that when putting radio teachers onto sage grouse, you use a handheld strobe to make them temporarily paralyzed/tonically immobile. So I guess the average flashlight buyer is an undergraduate ornithologist

[@gabb5]

Adrian Cerny Dude... what?

[@cassidy1510]

Adrian Cerny huh 👁👄👁 can i break that down into dumb people language

[@elizabethwillett4353]

DEFINITELY!!! I feel you. I have epilepsy myself

[@elizabethwillett4353]

@@adrienneczerni6516 excuse me??

[@koiran_liha]

oh my god my grandma once bought the potty putter for my dad because he never put anything on his wishlist. i think it’s still sitting in the basement unopened. this was like 7 years ago.

[@PidgeyHowler]

As soon as you said "Taclight" my brain went "Oh fuck the goddamn seizure warning light that caused my autistic light-sensitive ass to semi-panic the first time I saw."