How Are These Relatable? (Bad Relationship Memes)

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[@caryn7154]

2018 Tall Girls: Beautiful 2019 Tall Girls: Size 13 nikes 2020 Tall Girls: 🤧

[@tanakamaria4702]

Caryn Fogarty #tallgirl movie 😤✌🏿

[@abbi6951]

Men size 13 nikes*

[@gracewalkden8037]

MENS

[@biancaandres8682]

...I read size 13 nukes

[@RozyPoyo]

@@biancaandres8682 atta human!

[@totallynotapieceofcheese1852]

Boy: **says genuinely rude things** Girl: **sob** Boy: jk lol Girl: lol

[@blackwillow482]

😭😭💙

[@AWP_Luka_H]

@@blackwillow482 ?

[@camerong7365]

Girl: *suddenly dies for some reason*

[@ivyg1515]

"Ew you suck" "Oop- i'm gonna die now" "...my d."

[@Shrxmply]

I think this user, may be piece of cheese 🤔

[@gdcomponent4359]

when bae is in periods boy: hey bae girl: . .... ... ... ... ... .... .... . . .. boy: wtf

[@s0l4r47]

- HomeDepotViprin - she’s doing morse code

[@angrylozenger]

*in periods*

[@evielynn1563]

@@angrylozenger lmao

[@Graciem1234]

Eye with the face

[@kefi3272]

I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!

[@samihanna9461]

The “don’t leave me I don’t know how to cook” in the skit at the beginning was a missed opportunity to be sponsored by Hello Fresh

[@juan6richard175]

True

[@Cardinalt]

Damn, would have been marketing genius.

[@goatmom2980]

It really was… I for once would’ve enjoyed a sponsorship

[@tp8077]

Girls: Do you want baby. Boy: no Girl: silently cries* Boy: whispers* I want three Tag your girl

[@jajar2534]

Toni P @hentaiwaifus

[@Sharmz1]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@natalie-qp7gu]

@yourgirl

[@isafreakingbella6336]

@no_one

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

This was atcually good

[@izzyfire3]

Bae get out of periods. Like my Bae has literally been in the Jurassic period for over a week

[@miaoux6122]

i'm dying this comment is so underrated lmao

[@irina3148]

Damn. My friends been in Triassic for a while😔

[@dododoodododoo3043]

Me too! Mines been in the renaissance

[@mikeymike5489]

Ive personally been in the Stone Age

[@threeeyeduke981]

Man ive been in the Cretaceous myself

[@itiswhatitismindset]

"Bae, get out from periods" has the same feeling as "Stop being depressed".

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

"just think happy thoughts"

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@Dr4gon_k1tties "just stop being sad"

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism" in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@itiswhatitismindset oh definitely, a mere fever is definitely nothing compared to depression and anxiety

[@greenb00gie]

Lmao imagine your s/o getting on one knee and saying “I’m breaking up with you” with a big smile on their face

[@mcemilyca]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@louloudaki_]

KFKDKWJDBAMDJCNSNGJ

[@aswarmofbees5009]

@crust

[@Cardinalt]

@crust

[@yeesus7050]

@crust

[@nohsara]

another dumb thing about these accounts is that they're almost definitely just stealing random ppl's art for their posts without credit

[@raisyahalida4616]

YESS

[@hopingstare8980]

@@crypto1122 just like mvperry, saying ''OOO I FOUND IT OFF GOOGLE OOO''

[@lulud1695]

Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it

[@lukkydukky9278]

Yeah

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

I hate plagiarism

[@JCrayZ17]

*wears wedding ring while his "girlfriend" breaks up with him*

[@beefykeith48]

JCra Z hes married to drew gooden duh

[@beefykeith48]

JCra Z did you not watch the fanfic video?!? ethan klein literally married them.

[@hideakisorachi3953]

@@beefykeith48 how would he marry himself???

[@tapicyl]

I think Greg’s wife needs a boyfriend, she’s so lonely

[@elainewalter8685]

He's having an affair

[@gordonramslay9955]

Boy: Babes what wrong Girl: Where my croissant Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant Girl: **creis** Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers** Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔

[@yatomcyato6459]

This comment was better than your cooking. Jk. I love your food.

[@max_punch]

The fact that you misspelled sweetheart but not croissant makes this more cursed

[@Cardinalt]

i,M cryg eVerytume! 😔😔😔

[@hiba_stxr]

*shareds to eveyr fren*

[@Aragorn-wp2xm]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sunolili862]

I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden

[@charlieandhisantics9954]

Shhh... don't let her know.

[@user-em4fz4pt1t]

“Bae get out of periods!” Ugh. I wish it were that easy.

[@notherelol]

*Just get out of periods its not hard bro*

[@fartimedes]

why cant she be in commas omg its not that difficult

[@justanotherweirdo11]

"Ugh, just hurry up and hit menopause"

[@rowaneditspeppa3361]

Uh I know your going through pains that can be as bad as heart failure but come one just stop bleeding

[@iliodora25]

Bruh idk what to say, i just- i don't even- nvm

[@olivealbino4087]

i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.

[@sndrjcb]

lmaoooo same, i can't believe these posts still exist

[@manit940]

I’m 11 and I literally hate those

[@kristenyarbrough4287]

Omg that was me at 11. I even wrote shit like that in my diary xD. I cringe at my past self.

[@jillianbruening8199]

Whats being 17 like now?​@@manit940

[@mrs.samuel.L.jackson]

​@@manit940 Hey, you're 17 now right? How is life? Doing good?

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

"All Greg's are immortal." So this explains why Danny hasn't aged in the past 5 years-

[@henrysphone6364]

He is stealing our life force, drainibg our energy like a vampire, in order to become a god

[@goatmom1346]

@@henrysphone6364 I’m fine with this

[@spuderman4028]

"she's in periods" the guy named periods: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) *wait wat*

[@lemonfromanorangetree650]

S-she's... the one in him?

[@cassadywithana2061]

This shit's funny why does it only have like 19 likes?

[@anshisingh7632]

What in the hentai is going on with them lol😂

[@pentaclepeople5653]

@@lemonfromanorangetree650 he guy is having a baby girl

[@pentaclepeople5653]

@@lemonfromanorangetree650 that sounded better in my head

[@elliewilliams7305]

*hoW tO bEiNg a roMaNcE*

[@Rose-vk6on]

*hOW tO dO tHe lOVes*

[@enx7215]

How to be a 9 years old normie

[@CivyxD]

hOw tO gEt 9 yEaR oLdS wRiTe tHesE "rOmAnTiC" sTorIeS

[@natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

this sent me lmao

[@iliodora25]

How to be deep and force kids to fake depression uwu

[@legalduidriving]

Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!

[@user-xe3xo4iz7e]

That took a turn lmao

[@hmtkdkdnrkwjd]

lol

[@moomoowillie9061]

so tragic

[@khemlata3695]

😂😂😂

[@hi-fx3ud]

I was not expecting that

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

Danny: (breaks up with himself) Laura: "ah sweet, time to finally shoot my shot!"

[@danifoxx7469]

For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video

[@starglaze-]

if someone did that to me i would date them on the spot

[@brandonsalway1037]

my bae is always in periods, man i hate middle school’s system

[@antisocial7425]

Brandon Salway This comment is underrated.

[@destroylonelyjr1294]

Hol'up

[@R0Y4L_T]

👩🏻 ....... ............ ........ 🩲 👟👟

[@ilexdiapason]

do american high schools not have periods?

[@boreragnarok4522]

Brandon Salway how old are you

[@donikaveseli2253]

Nothing says romance like 3 dead toads in a vase😩

[@itsyaboi881]

Oh yes, I agree

[@sanjanaishas2096]

honestly, if someone gave me 3 dead toads instead of flowers,I would marry them on the spot

[@ayinore]

Omg yes

[@cleorr]

Lanadelrayofsunshine omg lmao I thought he said toes 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nicky_TM]

Ikr jelly

[@Viscidsquare040]

Danny: is bad at romance Girlfriend character: I GOT TO GO!

[@lisettegarcia]

Yo, nice callback! 😎

[@FurtherReadingTV]

"I got you a bib that says girlfriend character" is such a great joke.

[@kierangroves3324]

boy: *whispers* please, stay with me girl: *whispers* it’s free real estate

[@addwasabitomycoffee5811]

I'm using it

[@s0l4r47]

kieran groves stop OMG

[@YourFoodIsBland]

Your comment is so underrated 😂

[@kierangroves3324]

@@YourFoodIsBland appreciated 😅

[@octavia8603]

@@YourFoodIsBland So we meet again 💜

[@viic7025]

Boy: (whispers) *Its free real estate*

[@elias2729]

Viic *moans*

[@wispyghost6818]

It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*

[@galaxydraws1374]

Viic L O L

[@tylerkroll3229]

F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE!! CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY!!!

[@crystalcollision5432]

hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

[@camilavaleria2003]

all this jokes are nice but nobody’s gonna mention how his shirt matches his eyes perfectly?

[@jahnvigandhi3540]

8:23 well Danny, this is what we call an arranged marriage in India

[@aftonstan5494]

And around the world, arranged marriages are part of a lot of different cultures.

[@epicspider4598]

when i hear arranged marriage i think 2018 gacha life video

[@kenjibarry8631]

Danny: he’s just talking to himself, like a psychopath? Also Danny:*breaks up with himself*

[@Cat-yx7xc]

He was just a man... Doing business

[@NyanCatzzz]

@@Cat-yx7xc Manly business

[@helloworld366]

@@NyanCatzzz very manly

[@DontEatYourMicrowave]

@@helloworld366 the manliest

[@oldsport9279]

Manicure

[@ddiamond1572]

I like how Danny has a wife but plays his own girlfriend.

[@-Spinach_Soup-]

D Diamond haha

[@hannah-roa]

It's because he broke up with his girlfriend by making her his wife.

[@bones4odie]

Hannah Roa Id like you to undo that statement

[@rootbeer586]

Wait really? Lmao

[@sweetestaphrodite]

he has a WIFE? I thought he was like 17 😳

[@rosethorne9155]

"When bae is in periods" just makes me picture someone being menaced by flying ellipses like it's Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds 😂😂😂

[@husband-of-chinggis]

SAJKKJSAJK LMAOOOO

[@arby133]

As a girl i can confirm that we definitely just suddenly hate everyone when we’re ‘in periods’

[@thomaspaine306]

I too hate it when I confuse amphibious creatures for flowering plants

[@jadebelle3726]

Happens all the time!

[@thatoneretard498]

Alyx L. I know right!!

[@lilat8450]

me with the 99th like: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

[@thomaspaine306]

What the fuck who liked this dkadldkdkdj

[@iamimana]

Every. Damn. Day.

[@melissadonnelly496]

Merch idea: bibs that say girlfriend character on them

[@m4ttsunn]

Hell yeah great idea, my dude

[@oliviagarrett1853]

A shirt would be cool too

[@spaghettigum]

@@oliviagarrett1853 no

[@dekusnumber1simp380]

spaghetti gum yes

[@spaghettigum]

@@dekusnumber1simp380 no

[@sS0O0L]

"i don't want to be with you, i NEED to be with you" he literally said that he doesn't want to but is necessary for some reason

[@dylanmahaffey8920]

He went all out on the budget to create that girlfriend character.

[@hollygonzales8413]

Girl: Do I look like a snacc? Guy: No *girl commits toaster bath* Guy at funeral: You're a meal *grabbing handful of ashes as his jaw unhinges*

[@mozz7668]

YeetStar yes

[@acookie7548]

the visceral repulse this comment gave me though

[@arkivelikesmilk6046]

I laughed and then said OH out loud when I realised what you meant at the end

[@michelled87]

Kronos and Zeus about to eat their children: (I may be wrong but)

[@hideakisorachi3953]

@@michelled87 I thought kronos ate Zeus. Like I know Zeus ain't got the best reputation but I dont think he ate his kids. Might be wrong though

[@wispyghost6818]

Just because a girl is mad doesn’t mean she’s on her period. Maybe she just hates you 😅

[@soul7445]

*in periods

[@Gayjesus77]

HEY IT'S PRONIUNCED IN PERIODS B*TCH lol joke

[@balls3858]

*in periods

[@donnazaporojenco2118]

When I went to like this comment it was at 666, I made it 667, just had to say😏

[@medli7789]

*in periods

[@pumpkincat4594]

5:20 all the poor girls who are average height, medium sized, or any color besides “fair” and “dark”

[@reaper-mf]

8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me

[@pap-fr]

That's more than "toxic" it's sexist misogynistic and forced marriage

[@therealjesterguys]

I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like “I’m breaking up with you” Expecting them to be upset and sad Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you

[@soidester1162]

My gf tried that on me, I wasn’t happy in the relationship and thought it was real, so I played along. I dodged a bullet lol

[@thatgirl1947]

My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

I'm breaking you up......your bones.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

man maybe people SHOULD do that, it seems to be an easy out if you aren't happy with the relationship

[@okay4059]

at likes 666

[@BeautifulSilence1233]

girl: do you like my shirt boy: no girl: *dies* boy: i love shirt... please tag your shirt

[@croco_duck]

@jeramiah

[@egoisticflamingo5869]

@harris

[@shenquanruiwife69]

@steve

[@nayabr.119]

@shirtblacktea Drop a “👚” if you crib in dis sad tagedy

[@sneefsnorf]

@pants

[@verticallettuce]

after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit

[@imaraddish1246]

i swear danny has never lost his vine energy

[@chocomilk5713]

Laura: Hey dan- *sees that he’s breaking up with himself* Laura: I think this is a bad time..

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thet prob happened tbh That's Danny's luck

[@sirreal7870]

E I wi...Read more

[@pentaclepeople5653]

Lmao Read more

[@user-nq7it1dt5r]

@@sirreal7870 YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU GOT ME

[@froggysenator1144]

@@sirreal7870 Frick off du...Read More

[@fridaolivares7328]

Sorry but I love how your eyes match so well with that T-shirt lol

[@renielek4014]

YES

[@abigaelrarts2257]

I want to say how nice his eyes are on like every vid but I also don't want to be creepy so thank you for finding a non-creepy way lmao

[@cuttage638]

SAME

[@faithfulglitch9857]

I just noticed that-

[@krisdoesart9643]

Abigael Roy like "your eyeballs please me Danny"

[@EDIT_PERSON]

Laura looking in the bin: "Danny what is this paper, "Girlfriend Character""? Danny: 👁👄👁

[@im_boingboing]

If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse

[@changedaccount4340]

Girl: Do you think im pretty? Boy: no _girl dies_ Boy: no i dont think you're pretty i think you're *super* pretty Tag a friend that died

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

_ N_ they’re*

[@stevefilms1997]

@Timothy Smith, you can’t prove I killed you

[@shaylahuynh9586]

the cup RM throws in the Run MV 💜💜💜

[@mementoghosty]

@my_will_to_live miss u bro

[@changedaccount4340]

what is happening in the replies

[@detectivedance]

"Grab those things that makes you happy" *grabs phone*

[@rebeccak9597]

And starts watching Danny 😋

[@cartii.]

*grabs ‘Instant Death Potion, Do Not Use!’ And chugs it*

[@raabitstew102_5]

Grabs plate of spaghetti

[@pixelheroes9879]

Grabs vape

[@aiden5343]

How do I grab a car?

[@idiot.with.the.painted.face.]

On 6:43 I thought the BF was confessing love to the GF baby that she’s pregnant with… I misheard really badly..

[@crimsonstrykr]

Twilight Breaking Dawn Jacob moment right there.....

[@spamme.]

​@@crimsonstrykrboth of the love interests in that movie were so creepy

[@artdeco777]

@@spamme.when you have to pick between your stalker or your baby’s stalker 😍😍😍

[@jeffryejeffrye]

I feel so hurt and dejected that they forgot to include how beautiful unfair girls are. The fair girls always get the spotlight.

[@emma-cb6wh]

Girl: “What do you wanna eat?” Boy: “Garlic... Girl: “Omg your so weird! I hate you!” Girl: *commits suicide* Boy: *visits girls grave* Boy: Bread” LIKE IF YOU CRIED

[@ankle2161]

emma dilemma it's too grammatically correct

[@rachelamber8311]

emma dilemma 😢

[@srorrim]

emma dilemma im so shocked that this shit is still around! i thought it died in like 2011

[@karoline9835]

emma dilemma BITCH I FUCKING BAWLED

[@moonflower8890]

emma dilemma truly sad

[@aswarmofbees5009]

I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”

[@casper2166]

honestly a better love story than twilight

[@tylerdoan1785]

"stops" did he just stop let her off then just start driving again to kill himself

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Tyler Doan yes and it is truly tragic

[@uRyL.]

@@tylerdoan1785 XD

[@tendou5934]

I feel bad for ugly laughing at this omfg

[@Harry.C.Footmin]

1:42 JEEZ DUDE WHAT A BIG SUBTITLE BLOCK

[@sky_lol]

Ikr i got jumpscared by it 😅

[@nosferattusx2]

As someone who has to make subtitled videos, I can tell why the person did that

[@L_like_the_letter]

@@nosferattusx2why did they?

[@nosferattusx2]

@@L_like_the_letter they got tired of timing all these little lines

[@divDev12]

danny: "talking to himself? like a psychopath?" also danny: *making fun of this guy for talking to himself, by himself*

[@leep1770]

girl: boy wil you date me boy: no. girl: *dyes* boy at funerals boy: "i'll marey you" drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead

[@insertnamehere1983]

@Lenin

[@ilovepuns140]

Meeta Verma yeah, that’s the point

[@gisellelovesgogurt]

Vry dep

[@IronJawn]

ok

[@leep1770]

Giselle Arellano yeahs i cryeid 😢😢

[@mmmmmicrowave]

"Greg is immortal." *me who got hit by a car a few months ago and survived:* 👁️👄👁️

[@ThisUserPassedAway]

Jokes aside I wish you a full recovery!

[@Svgarcanna]

You good homie?

[@pissapocalypse]

Bruh are you okay

[@joshie3815]

@@ThisUserPassedAway I love your name and I hope the person is okay too

[@joshie3815]

You good?

[@who.s.mishel]

6:24 ngl i bet he could do an awesome impression of eminem

[@emmaritchie7567]

At 1:17 my video froze and I stared at that for like an entire minute before realizing it was frozen

[@DISHWASHINGLICKWID]

*3 dead toads in a vase*

[@sc00bysnackx85]

me, my dignity, and i

[@Euphoricbryanna]

DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!

[@randomperzon5805]

DISHWASHINGLICKWID XD IT WAS A TOADFLOWER DANNY XD

[@izzyfoshizzy2678]

Laughed so hard

[@MeandMonkeyLP]

Now i know why no girls wants to go on a date with me

[@luvtortyz2177]

“All Gregs are immortal and impervious to all diseases” *coronavirus has left the chat*

[@kel4211]

LuvTortyz WE WILL SURVIVE. WOOOOOOO

[@livdoesathing8293]

I'm not gonna like this comment cuz it's at 69 likes.

[@r101zeppelin5]

Greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg

[@earthwormsally8096]

GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG

[@realtimereality]

when ur greg but you actually got coronavirus

[@sadguuy]

10:28 Girlfriend:ok I'm gonna go to the bathroom*walk away to the bathroom* Boyfriend: *DIES INTENSELY*

[@akayway6464]

"You thought those were flowers? *Danny, you brought home 3 dead toads and put them in a vase!"* Honestly though, same-

[@ZoeAllen4444duck]

Girl: Am hot? Boy: no- Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors* Boy at funeral: you gorgeous This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️

[@yourgrandpuncle8621]

Zoe Allen this is the funniest comment ive ever seen oml

[@brennenweidner438]

Zoe Allen Leik if yoo cri erevy tim.

[@jjjoshiii6659]

xxXmCrFoRlYfEXxx bvblover this is so sad can we hit 50 like??

[@katiaolivares4691]

Wait I have no bald dad

[@ZoeAllen4444duck]

Katia Olivares shave it

[@dingus1588]

Boy: *exists* Girl: ew. Boy: *evaporates* Girl: 😭😭😭 Tag your Portuguese grandma And drop a ❤️

[@arthur.4732]

I have a Brazilian Grandma Does it count?

[@huffleclaw1019]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #PortugueseGrandmasMatterToo

[@alexander_yoko]

LMAO

[@dressyrbrunte100]

this is the funniest one by far

[@ghostieboobs]

@theforeigngrammy

[@yourfavoriteannie]

the way you read these as if they were relatable and made sense literally had me wheezing

[@_poqu]

Danny: “All Gregs are immortal.” Me to my suicidal friend: *”hey I found an amazing channel you’d probably like”*

[@JamesSmith-to3kl]

Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?" Boy : "No." Chat : Girl has fallen to her death Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..." Girl : *respawns* Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob. Girl : *Leaves server*

[@justasillygoofyguy]

This nearly made me cry, so heart warming, with such a twist at the end as well 😪❤

[@masterpig753]

Girl fell from a high place

[@lolaishotasf]

Underrated comment

[@GaiaTheLeafwing]

good

[@fiona5074]

This is contradictory 😡 putting your minecraft beda next to each other is sharing a bed. I rest my case.

[@meganmac9448]

Girl: I like you Boy: I don't like you, sorry Girl: **yeetus thine feetus, commits self-deletus**

[@aabhathetacotaco1711]

You deserved to be pinned

[@scarecrowdrive]

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

[@guowoba3661]

This is one of the holy most beautiful things my eyes have seen

[@Sharmz1]

Wow

[@Sharmz1]

Deserve a hundred million likes

[@codaschleibaum2662]

Me: avoiding listening to audiobooks and going to sleep to watch Danny Gonzalez Danny: this video is sponsored by audible!

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

I feel like I wouldn't be mad if my boyfriend tried to make me dinner but couldn't cook so he just gave me an empty plate? I would probably just be like "u dork" and make dinner myself.

[@sinfullycirce]

Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?” my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”

[@CannabisMaximus02]

Taryn you good at giving hugs and monitoring heart beats though??

[@sinfullycirce]

CannabisMaximus02 my only redeeming qualities to be honest

[@SpaceyGrapey]

Lmao same height same mindset

[@unluckiestkatalive]

i can relate to this comment

[@vivienne1349]

imma flex on you for being one inch taller >:)

[@js0219]

Danny's wife watching him break up with himself: 👁👄👁

[@michelledolbeck4230]

Yep wonder which Danny got the house and 1st comment

[@literaIIyshy]

He's married?

[@js0219]

Shirley M. Y e s

[@embers3528]

@@js0219 😯😮 o m g

[@thewiseotter3884]

Michelle Dolbeck so is Danny’s wife the camerawomen or is she like really camera shy

[@Too-Ticci]

Love how the captions said "hOgWarrts?????" At the start🥺

[@m0bz0mb38]

2:46 I can only hear this as surface lether

[@rachelcamasura1982]

*how to being a **_romance_*

[@cascadestars]

Rachel Camasura I spit out my drink

[@prodbymorii2058]

Hallo yes how I am to doing this romance ting

[@ThemedNumber02]

*NO!!*

[@seignee]

Dirty lines : "YESS BABY DRAW ME TO FULFILLMENT" "MM BABY GRAB THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY"

[@alexeames1559]

Cody Ko is the best person to have ecer walked the earth

[@alexiannam.4013]

CODYYYY

[@leothefanboy1634]

YES TMG🙏🙏

[@bela1825]

Yessss!!!!

[@jaysonwalls1453]

Girly Nerd *makes

[@Nooodle-or3go]

Did anyone notice the sign the nutcracker is holding?

[@morepenguins6247]

10:32 "No seriously, my soul is bound to yours and if I am more than 5 feet away from you I collapse into ashes! Please don't leave!"

[@wringly]

I like how the girlfriends voice is deeper than dannys voice

[@oli7085]

i want to like but ur at 69 so i wont ruin it

[@user-xe3xo4iz7e]

@@oli7085 I ruined it...

[@oli7085]

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e its ok...

[@georgiakapetaniou761]

I love your pfp

[@oli7085]

@@georgiakapetaniou761 who are u talking to?

[@ImmaURq]

Girl: will u luv me 4ever Boy: no *girl runs away crien. Gets hit a a car bc she doesn’t c da sine* Boy *crine*: I will luv u 5evr :(

[@kyu2869]

nevermindthename 😂😂😂best comment

[@buhbo3250]

this is so sad Can we hit 500 children

[@laya304]

lyk if u cri evritim

[@xhunio5962]

Ligma balls nigga 😂😂👌

[@emas2603]

This is so sad... Alexa play Despacito.

[@greg6015]

I swear I thought Danny was going to say after the sketch in the beginning of the video, " This video is sponsored by Hello Fresh!"

[@darkstalker_gacha_wof7669]

If I’m being honest you are one of the only KZbinrs that actually make me laugh you make my days much better yours truly Greg

[@wormonastring4529]

Girl: I like you Boy: I don't like you Girl: **Commits delete** Boy at funeral: I love you Drop and ♥️ and share with your pet goldfish

[@patrickstar796]

I accidentally killed my goldfish :/

[@hideakisorachi3953]

@@patrickstar796 did you say it wasnt cute?

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

❤️

[@finnothan]

I’m sobbing

[@wormonastring4529]

@@patrickstar796 RIP your pet goldfish

[@mousebutcool]

Damn I hate when I’m in periods

[@jaya9298]

Hersh I know right. All that swimming and bad vision.

[@asmi7662]

Don't we all hate it when we're in periods....

[@TaddiestMason]

I live underground and my estate is roughly 8 times the size of your measly manse. It’s carved out of the mountain that has become my people’s home over the millennia. I think we’re becoming traditional fantasy dwarves, yo. It’s noice.

[@SpicyStrawberry3580]

"Okay, what about the flowers I brought home today, that was romantic." "You thought those were flowers? You came home with three dead toads and put them in a vase."

[@Alexisme.]

😐

[@practicalatheism]

youtuber: *exist* audible: SpOnSoR

[@cutiecakes1232]

And skillshare....skillshare always sponsors youtubers

[@em8334]

And Honey skjkjsk

[@misseli1]

This video's sponsored by S Q U A R E S P A CE

[@clarissabarrios]

seatgeek

[@pewpewman18]

Better than KZbin removing adds for no good reason and gives adds and cash to soulless terrible KZbinrs

[@sunnysideofthings]

Girl: i lik you. Boy: no Girl: *cries* Boy: i luv u Girl: *marries* this is tru luv tag you moms dads mom cat that had a baby call karen that is actually a unicorn that had a baby dragon calld jeff

[@remi3036]

Mari I cried because of the grammar

[@frogtato6446]

700th like!

[@deracadavenom2560]

I do have those things

[@sunnysideofthings]

why are there so many likes this is terrible

[@coodyh]

omg such sweet

[@domeatown]

I love how dudes not speaking their mind and playing mind games is a requirement for romance I straight up thought that romance was cool because it was the once place where you could reveal those intimate thoughts in a place of closeness and safety Thank you for the education, Instagram!

[@MaidenOfHusbands]

At 4:34 I love that all the other girls are told they're attractive but thin girls are told they are not attractive and are instead sweet... Wow... Makes me feel so good about my thin petite body

[@jaysouth2379]

Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you wanna be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked aways, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.. Boy: You’re not pretty. You’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would DIE. (Boy whispers): Please? Stay with me. (Girl whispers): *no*

[@siobhannano1092]

Top 10 Anime Plot Twists (GONE WRONG) (OMG NOT CLICKBAIT) (I DIED)

[@lukeskywalker1705]

Then the boy died

[@raykoo5259]

Omfg genius

[@thatguy8309]

*dog poop on grave lol*

[@naomiandotherfictionalchar1574]

Me This is me

[@_Piers_]

You marry me, I has many 'Lemborghinis' and much Villass...

[@Emmatriaaa]

you have much Italian restaurants

[@akkie3891]

you feel much greg

[@r_dreamer5462]

i have many... leather bound books...

[@inxziidy9737]

hiryu. egdy

[@cin7943]

hiryu. YES 😂

[@KanashiiNekoP]

Why did I start crying when the “all girls are perfect” thing came on 😭✋

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

1:42 do not turn on captions, I cannot see

[@ItsToasttime]

When you tell me not to, it only makes me want to even more

[@Marrisyn]

True

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

I like how you actually have a wife you could have done the intro bit with, but you chose to make everything more difficult.

[@Karan-Aujla]

Just an innocent Pomegranate Wife?

[@angelh5203]

Karan Aujla he does wear a ring on this 4th finger

[@CottonCandyNationYT]

No pomegranates!

[@Adagamante]

I want to get my gf panzergranate

[@risingstars3478]

how old is he?

[@goaway3555]

Girl: Am I ugly? Boy: Yes Girl: Cries Girl: *Commits go to sleep and no wake up* Boy: goes to bed Boy: sleeps

[@elenaelxna]

S &J i cried

[@finnlynette]

me

[@xtonibx5770]

😭💔

[@albret_einstong]

THAT IS THE * sniffle* SADDEST STORY EVER! *sniffle * I JUST CRIED SO HARD! 😭😢

[@ayelet2679]

Lmao😂

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

8:02 After he said that he's the boss, it transitions into an ad for a dracula film, and I think thats just neat

[@frotk]

Having green eyes and hearing Danny say “girls with green eyes can go f themselves” really sent me 😂