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[@rileyr.6039]

Danny's wife coming home from her first day of leaving Danny at home to a broken automaton, a broken window, a broken tv, and Danny dancing like a maniac

[@shore_]

*just a normal day in the life of a full-time KZbinr*

[@come_see_sports___]

Yup

[@poohbear6002]

*yes. just yes*

[@thegingerchannel5879]

do you mean ottoman?

[@seal8900]

@@thegingerchannel5879 no he meant megaton

[@brickhouse2265]

I flat out ugly laughed when he walked up to the car window the first time

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

SAME HERE I COULDN’T STOP REPLAYING IT

[@jjmotions5866]

Lol yea

[@snapjaw7578]

Woah. Calm down. You might get fat, and ugly.

[@thirza111]

OMG YES😂

[@Lin-wi2zm]

@Kate O'Callaghan woah same

[@Neonnwhite]

Why is no one talking about the friend? He's got a great sense of humour

[@lilsackett1143]

Neonnwhite he used to be a popular viner alongside danny and it’s driving me crazy that i can’t think of his name

[@crystacasie]

LilSackett His channel is linked in the description lol

[@dracomalfoylovesharrypotte5749]

@@lilsackett1143 Brendan?

[@captainhope]

@@floooooooo9 He says, "I might suck your dick."

[@mineblast9188]

LilSackett Brendon is that what you mean

[@limbomask4745]

Danny: puts fun skates on Hard cut Danny: “What’s up Greg, I’m back from the hospital”

[@the1andonlyb3ta88]

"Jokes on them, I AM an adult!" Sounds like 8 year old me signing up for literally anything.

[@link12click]

not funny, didn’t laugh.

[@dylanrodrigues]

EGGDOG didn't funny, not laugh

[@otterlilyx]

Ford Prefect funny, did laugh.

[@link12click]

caramowl、 no funny, not laugh

[@sadpowie]

Pornhub

[@mady422]

Imagine: Laura comes home while Danny dances like a maniac

[@rebeccadeets6604]

i don't think she'd be surprised

[@dylanconnolly5297]

420 like gang

[@chlaciecc]

@@melmar.5356 No

[@melmar.5356]

Hellbanisher Rockz you won’t be apart the g4ng my dood

[@chlaciecc]

@@melmar.5356 Too bad, we arent following you. You cant advertise everywhere and expect people to give you clout

[@FlorSilvestre12]

The bib item is one of those products that's designed for disabled people but marketed like it isn't, so your review here can be genuinely helpful for any disabled adults who might be interested in such a product. It seems clear from your test that absorbency is the way to go, not waterproofing.

[@lizoliver3021]

exactly and the fact that the team decided to call it a "slob stopper" is particularly ugly when you know the original user base

[@lillajoba6710]

"How can we make sure no one sends these back?" "... How about forcing them to rip the box to construct it?"

[@kel4211]

Lilla Joba wow 👏👏👏👏

[@cringeborn3645]

This comment is frankly underrated

[@teaguejelinek4038]

Cause this product looks like it would take more than common sense to assemble /s

[@faith5923]

That’s what I thoughtttt

[@slinkyontheceiling2240]

Lilla Joba “This man’s good!”

[@gingergoose2319]

I had a heart attack when the camera man spoke the first time. Idk why I thought Danny was alone lol

[@datstick6987]

Same

[@nehan.5797]

Im pretty sure that it was only for the trying out part i dunno

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

Me toooooooooooooo

[@krisdoesart9643]

The camera was moving and stuff so I thought maybe Laura was filming

[@cr0wz_]

SAAAAME But like the camera was moving with Danny so idk why I was surprised...

[@MegCazalet]

“Nowhere to run, nowhere to ride” was a great line in that carpet skate commercial, I admit.

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

You can't escape... *the fun of the FunSlides!*

[@Madelune7]

I misread these comments and I thought they said “no where to run no where to hide you can’t escape the fun slides.” 😂

[@-vorticia-2396]

Madeline Dowd I would watch that commercial.

[@Appl_Pi]

But if there is space to use carpet skates, surely there would be enough space to run

[@fiakiabia]

i read that to the tune of “nothing to do nowhere to go oh” from i wanna be sedated

[@hi-lv7lw]

"I didn't pee on the couch" -Danny Gonzalez 2018

[@astrangermagi]

Prolly printed the instructions on the inside so you rip it apart and can't return the product lol

[@twigtoyoulater]

my God, you are correct!

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

Why would that affect the returnability factor? I've returned earphones that had none of the accessories or instructions with them.

[@astrangermagi]

@@caracalcontinuum3118 welp you usually need the original box the article was inside and he ripped that

[@HisNeverland]

Damn I didn't think of that!!

[@ananyagopalakrishna9145]

I thought so too

[@ashleyeads5749]

I’m so happy that Drew helped you find work when he invented KZbin!

[@Frog..]

Wait I thought that he is Drew

[@pyxistucker9116]

Ya Boi Krish he’s Danny. Drew is the founder of youtube

[@thememelord6510]

Drew invented KZbin and was the first youtuber, but Danny is the fastest growing channel (don’t look that up)

[@cgguiltyyt1842]

@@thememelord6510 No, look it up, the internet verifies. "The fastest growing army"

[@thememelord6510]

Bobby Kelt thanks for the info! I’m glad they finally fixed that bug

[@goblin.2618]

I wore my Greg family crest shirt to work the other day. One of my residents asked who was on my shirt. I told her Danny, a comedian, and she just smiled and said thank you. 1/1 old women love Danny

[@roksforbrains]

Aw that’s a cute story

[@generichuman2044]

Dam, I come to the comments for bad jokes, not these wholesome moments

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

that's so randomly wholesome :)

[@italyisntreal]

memento mori

[@goblin.2618]

I forgot this happened until I saw my own comment when rewatching this video. I now remember it clearly. My heart ♥️

[@aquaticfilly0974]

I love how Danny genuinely spits the water out

[@Tee-bp9hh]

"It is absorbent AND waterproof..." *Stares at the packaging with a look of utter confusion*

[@noamemerson-fleming285]

Lol exactly, cant be both

[@Tee-bp9hh]

@Zaynab Pizza oh my God thank you!

[@murraystenhouse2811]

It can be if it's got multiple layers. If it was just waterproof the coffee would just run off of it and still end up flowing onto your legs, so it'd be useless. The outer layer would be an absorbent fabric and then the second layer would be waterproof.

[@melissimsek]

“It is absorbent AND waterproof...” Gets wet from the pee stain in the couch

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Katie Sabin it can be both - like think of putting a towel over a piece of wax paper and pouring water on it. The water wouldn’t get through (waterproof) but it would be absorbed by the towel. It’s not a contradiction. However the product clearly is not absorbent enough.

[@jnorm18]

Danny has one of those “Paul Rudd” faces that make him look like he’s still 15 years old.

[@ronan.cul08]

He’s like Ralph macchio lol

[@tradeka4206]

It’s funny to me how drew and kurtis are also like this and they’re all friends and make very similar content

[@dalajuliette]

@@ronan.cul08 Dude, I looked him up cuz I didn’t know who it was and I realized “oh it’s that guy from that one episode of Psych” and my eyes barely caught his age before I left the app. I thought I was tripping. This man is 60??? 🤯

[@llabronco]

“You’re dripping a little bit, I don’t know if that’s because I was hot or....” LMAO I almost missed him saying that but your friend is hilarious.

[@brithomas1731]

I don’t get it.. halp?

[@-psilo-9071]

he came

[@user-wu6ov7yk2r]

*lol*

[@anartistcalledlucy2.0]

​@@-psilo-9071 He saw , and he conquered

[@MooseShower]

@@brithomas1731 It’s a horny joke

[@miledith555]

Sliding on hardwood floors is definitely fun so I can see the appeal of the fun slides, except you can't really get a running start in them, because you would slip and fall. I remember back in school when the corridors were lined with this tile that was really easy to slide on and every time I would go to the bathroom in the middle of the class I would run and then slide through the corridor. Sometimes when my classroom was too close to the bathroom to get any sliding distance I would even walk to the end of the corridor so I could do that.

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

Ngl sounds hella wholesome! I had the slippery corridors too but we had school shoes with grips lol

[@charlie5752]

maybe if you got some ski poles...

[@amblebramble]

I can just imagine everyone in your class watching you slide past really fast 😂

[@trianglesareneat8408]

"Could you be the hot girl" - Danny "Yeah I mean look at me" - CEO of sexy

[@gracesargent1499]

who is he tho?

[@CANDIxp]

I think his name Is Brendan, his channel is in the description I believe

[@DiggyGornzola]

Danny is the ceo of sexy

[@captainchrmo]

literally the only reason they put the instructions on the inside is so you break the box and not be able to return it

[@vanadiate3085]

shaggy scoob ikr thats what I was thinking

[@gloriasolis8544]

@@vanadiate3085 ya your right it's so scummy

[@reversezoom4285]

Cant you put it in another box?

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[@dragondragonfruit5810]

Calvin Trollson those things want you to return it in the original box most of time

[@tootalo]

"i didn't pee on the couch" sounds a lot like something someone who peed on the couch would say

[@ohheythanksforcheckingin2186]

Eribruh facts

[@parkeranne2992]

And then after what happened in the car...

[@_shokushu]

Eribruh You don’t say

[@itsmrhotpocket2840]

Eribruh yeah

[@favmads]

DaFNAFartist THEIR AFTER US!

[@Jabadamazo]

Slob Stopper is literally just businessmen going, "let's re-brand the fucking bib." People are absurd.

[@LunarEleven]

Except make it LESS effective in the process... Baby bibs have a huge pocket thing in the bottom, so it *catches* spills... It's fucking pointless if you just have to clean pureed carrots and juice off the chair or the carpet. Amazing they managed to take an invention with so few features and cripple it by removing one 😂

[@EdgieAlias]

Capitalism inspires innovation

[@Jabadamazo]

@@EdgieAlias "innovation"

[@chexlex1316]

@@Jabadamazo they took it from barney Stinson bro bibs 🤣🤣

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@LunarEleven mildly unrelated but I feel like telling, I never raised a baby before (nor are there any babies in my distant family line) but I never noticed the pocket looking thing on the bottom of a bib till you mentioned it :0

[@aestheticgalaxy2074]

Danny: “Turns out there’s not much to do as a full-time KZbinr.” Also Danny: “I am a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle”

[@vaderdidntsayluke217]

Yes. I saw that

[@honeeeb7248]

So this is what adult married men do when no one is home

[@bobthebuilder8079]

But his friend is there with him😅

[@ThatSmolivGal2]

@@bobthebuilder8079 You Fucking Ruined The God Damn Joke.

[@2036za]

@@ThatSmolivGal2 wasn’t the good in the first place

[@burntcheeseburger796]

Yes they pee on the couch

[@joyfuldog3303]

yes

[@adelakasecamp6020]

this "premium plastic" be lookin like the backs of the school calculators

[@Ctab-fp9nt]

R/rareinsults

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

Timestamp?

[@ZenoDLC]

Considering the price for those glorified abacii, premium is right...

[@jennally4606]

True

[@jennally4606]

@ari! at the disco I did not need to know that

[@coolmathgames1280]

wife: is that a bib? Husband: noo, it’s a slob stoper!

[@rat5000]

Alternative title: “Danny breaks his furniture for views”

[@The-Original-TwT]

Rat ;-;

[@br11annaa__61]

Aye we got the same name😎

[@Linx_2.0A]

*_something isn't right here_*

[@sleepybunny1659]

I really like your username

[@augusthawley5504]

I don't know how many people will see this considering this video is two years old but products like the slob stopper are usually created with disabled people in mind, but most companies aren't interested in advertising to them/with them. For instance, someone with paralysis from the waist down isn't going to be able to properly lean over a table if eating/drinking something very hot and also won't be able to feel it, so a product like that would keep them from unknowingly burning themselves. Another one that gets made fun of a lot is the snuggie, because why wouldn't you just use a regular blanket/put on a sweater? But for someone by themselves in a wheelchair, blankets can get caught in the spokes and putting on sweaters can be really time consuming or difficult, especially if you're just chilling at home and feeling lazy. It's made to be thin enough in width that it doesn't interfere with the wheelchair, and the open part is in the back for easy use.

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

This is so shitty when they are not advertising for the people who need it most. Like I get they are trying to target mainstream but honestly who is dumb enough to buy the bib when they have no use of it? I think the advertisements needs to be more specific and should be more diverse. Instead they use same ideas people used when selling wipes or something

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

I hope more people see this comment

[@picklepirate]

Really cool

[@mandykins8678]

Thank you for sharing this information! That makes so much sense

[@cherilynsarts8845]

This makes a lot of sense!

[@bodieohbo]

If someone that is apart of Greg gets pregnant are they classified as Gregnant?

[@meh.3918]

I would say yes. Any pregnant Greg has to classify as Gregnant now.

[@bodieohbo]

Meh. Aight

[@bodieohbo]

Thanks

[@dt5531]

yessir

[@nosiphodywili35]

Should they call their spawn Greg ?

[@stephritz1694]

Watching Danny’s videos and hearing “I’m 23” now as an almost 23 year old is haunting

[@TRENDINGALERTTT]

The slip shoes look like the thing that slides over my calculator

[@aubreyjane6659]

lol yes

[@almondmilk738]

I thought it was only me lol

[@venusmoon8645]

Ikr

[@iceyf4ll]

OMG exactly what I thought

[@themangocatthemangocat9186]

IKR

[@GoharGrigorian]

Danny this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My coworkers were looking at me cause I watched this at work on my lunch break. 10/10 would recommend this is the content I signed up for

[@iloveytomg9587]

Gohar Grigorian co-works has a - otherwise it looks like cow orkers

[@h1ghrothgarr]

That's a lot of words

[@MrScottyh1973]

I’m you’re cow worker

[@tunasalad9693]

Your name sounds a lot liek Greg gregigan

[@xandergibbons9584]

niga

[@fadedjupiter]

there's a skate park near me thats deadass called "fun slides skate park" and its basically a skate park with carpet and the skate shoe things. its like $10 to go for an hour EDIT (2 years later): it’s in pittsburgh guys lmao, idk if there’s any other locations but a lot of kids do birthday parties there.

[@HalfNHalf.]

katie h. Lol no way? That’s hilarious😂

[@marlosolowiej8614]

Okay now I'm gonna hack you to see where you live and go to your house ...oh and go to that sick skate park

[@buddythemoth]

i'd go

[@amydiaz7868]

Wait do u live in Pennsylvania?

[@marlosolowiej8614]

Amy Diaz are you trying to track down this person's Address

[@lesbienby]

“yeah these sound pretty athletic”

[@theanimecatboi5026]

Yeah dude

[@TurtleTy1]

Ginamaria *aesthetic*

[@dom_slayz]

Ginamaria im high as fuck so when i fiat looked at ur comment i thought u said pathetic

[@Sofia-fg7pb]

Almost 2k likes, nice

[@festivejoe6327]

Ginamaria nice

[@ceruleantear1]

11:04 My favorite part. It's nice to have friends that commit to the bit.

[@joao2505btch]

What did he say? Couldn't figure out.

[@ceruleantear1]

@@joao2505btch He says, "I'll probably suck your d***."

[@mossy__snail]

@@joao2505btch i think he said “i’d probably suck your dick”

[@maybpd]

​@@joao2505btch"Are you expecting it now?" "What about now?"

[@SweetDragoncandy]

Danny: *completely grossed out by the black, human hair attached to the bag* Also Danny: *goes ahead and licks what was attached to the black hair*

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

It was the bag that the hair was attached to.

[@dismaldoll1836]

Someone should buy four of the carpet slider things and put it on their hands and feet then become an animal? Idk ??

[@casualcrisis6349]

i like the way you think

[@ZenoDLC]

Hot glue them to a board

[@0NoneOfTheAbove0]

I will fulfill your wish

[@callmeqt1269]

Stop with the question marks. Believe in yourself. I believe in you ;)

[@dismaldoll1836]

It was like 3 am when I made this lmao

[@frizzyisdizzy]

I just imagine laura coming home and being like wtf

[@eef3790]

Sara Hedmat that happened once. In a groom groom craft try thingy video. Yes

[@mrtjwitdabs6949]

Green Blueberry which one

[@catsareyes6446]

@@eef3790 It was Troom Troom and he was making an ugly bunny rabbit hole puncher. Here’s the link to it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@freddyfearlessguy]

Danny: That tasted like a bike tire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Me: So YoU tAsTeD a BiKe TiRe BeFoRe?

[@xinoaphobia]

Who hasn't?

[@egdog5169]

Wait how do they make tires

[@nonodudeyes5827]

@@egdog5169 well, They make em’.

[@thatcarnivoreteacher7395]

Don’t ask questions about answers you don’t want

[@freddyfearlessguy]

@@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 LOOOOL

[@outtolunch7437]

8:40 At this moment we see the wild Danny, preforming the mating dance used by the species. Quite the specimen.

[@arabellaacuna4046]

omfg lol

[@micahgarcia8886]

... your from Australia aren’t you

[@TheDarwens]

Squeaks

[@inactive6155]

Out To Lunch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zvprlq5]

Out To Lunch OMG I’m DDDEEEEAAAADDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarcasticnotsad5155]

Did anyone notice that the guy in the Slob Stopper commercial didn’t even try to make it look like he spilled on accident?

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

-yes- No

[@zugzugzugzuguwu]

he was like:"This is a commercial everyone knows this isn't a real life cenario I don't know what that "acting" thing is"

[@lesbienby]

“i didn’t pee on the couch” yeah ok sure danny

[@emnersonn]

My favourite vine- "I didnt pee on the couch" "uhh yeah i sure hope you didnt"

[@AnneM6901]

Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

[@user-qy5uh3sv8w]

Should've used slop stopper

[@wendyoliver7059]

Only in the car

[@abbygrace5539]

Ginamaria (x) doubt ( ) no doubt

[@hexagon1phoenix551]

danny seems like the kind of guy who would rather say that he is cheating on his girl than to admit he was pretending to be a fly when his wife finds a bra that isn't hers

[@madeegaindraws]

she comes back home after a long day at work to see her husbands friend recording him while he stands on the couch, bra held up against his eyes going "buzz buzz". he sees his wife and drops the bra to the floor "it's exactly what it looks like"

[@mx.menacing]

What are these words?

[@FlorSilvestre12]

I think his wife would probably find the fly thing more believable lmao

[@luzaw81]

I can’t believe that he didn’t buy the flash light for his “robbers”

[@cupandmuginc1048]

ya

[@jesstaymusic]

I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN PEANUT STARTED BARKING AT THE SHOES

[@thaddeuscole3718]

Did you have a slob stopper?

[@madisonszallar3673]

Jessica Taylor Music wow you could really use a slob stopper

[@nonother2634]

And you need a car to ruin

[@cwhf89]

I'm the 800th comment

[@resilientum]

step 1: put your feet in step 2: Slide and Come

[@silverMOVED]

That’s the dream.

[@alolanfigment9822]

come johnny just slide and come

[@xylmo1040]

hEy MoM i FoUnD a SlIdE hErE!!

[@katherinesimoneau6990]

Back into my life cause I miss my son

[@carmenliiza]

omg yes

[@mayvalateri]

"we're gonna do like a skate video go ahead* Danny: proceeds to fall and break his ass

[@nichenight]

12:12 "you're dripping a little bit, i dunno if that was because i was hot or.." Looool that was hilarious, i love your friend.

[@_leeqt2279]

Unbox boy sounds a lot like box boy’s uncreative nemesis

[@CassTeaElle]

"Uncreative nemesis" sounds like Creative's uncreative nemesis.

[@christophermiller9516]

Unbox Boy! Here to unbox JUSTICE

[@graysonbrown605]

10:33 I’m a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle Cut to the beginning of the video where he says KZbinrs don’t do much

[@dwainenolan]

He was joking smart-one

[@lynn2100]

Kirsten Nolan r/wooooooooooosh

[@kitwarrior4life124]

Kirsten Nolan lol, you must be , like, 8. I haven’t used that as an insult since then.

[@graysonbrown605]

Kirsten Nolan so was I… smart one

[@dwainenolan]

@@graysonbrown605 wow u used my insult against me. Real smooth

[@liliad6382]

tbh goes to show you how much Danny doesn’t age. I clicked the video and he started saying that he finally started being a youtuber full time and I was like “WHAT” and then i saw that this is 5 years old and it all made sense 😭

[@Leonielovespickles]

Same!!!

[@nadinehurley]

....I think Danny peed on the couch. His defensiveness says it all.

[@majormajors4326]

Audrey Horne "peed" hege

[@milotheyoung]

Box: You can get up to 24 inches of air! Girl in video: 3 inches

[@casualcrisis6349]

it's about how to use the inches, not how many inches there are

[@MB-sy9ll]

@@casualcrisis6349 The cackle I just released-

[@LilyTheMuggle]

When you tried the “slob stopper”, I snorted and almost choked on a cough drop. I’m suing due to my near death experience.

[@ansleyhadskey6326]

get SLAPPED by legal

[@patriciacovey4310]

Swear, these carpet boots are just the things they use to move sofas across a floor when you work in retail

[@moolee3588]

graveyard girl is shaking

[@charitycaldwell8758]

She is shook.

[@ZestyLouisa]

graveyard girl? I only know unbox boy…XD

[@alexagold3610]

Matthew Yikes Shooketh

[@riokad5863]

Shit I thought I was orginal

[@avamuffoletto9338]

too close to home for her lmao

[@spectacularspectacles2239]

*doesn’t know headphones are turned all the way up* WHATS UP GREG!!!!

[@MissMommy0514]

YOU GET THE LOUDEST GREG GREETING!!!!!

[@messylawnclippings4087]

Coolness _muffen potato

[@boobs2790]

Coolness _muffen lmao same

[@HS-pm1ro]

Aw Danny this video was fantastic. I’ve seen you grow from a baby channel when vine was ending, and I’ve seen you develop and find your voice since I subbed back then. You are hilarious, clever, and hard working. We love you!

[@Udontkno7]

Idk why I aw'd at this comment

[@HS-pm1ro]

We are the Gregs and we watch Danny grow

[@brookeverdun3961]

I liked then unliked bc I saw there was 420 likes

[@julieking6533]

H S Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@rainyrainold]

I work in a group home for mentally and physically disabled adults and we use them exactly like this but we call them "clothing protectors"

[@briannerioux4887]

the amount of sarcasm in this video is iconic

[@ihavenolife8651]

Brianne rioux *ironic*

[@florieguneratne4655]

surely they put the instructions on the inside so you can't return them

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

very true

[@Sarokhaa]

OOOOOOH

[@The_Wiseking]

They have it on the inside so you tear the box open so u can't return it 4:02

[@Corn624]

adams897 OH DAMN THATS SMART

[@jarrettmalinowski2017]

I was looking for somebody to say that that’s what I was thinking

[@andrewolsen8211]

adams897 I was thinking that too

[@neptune8898]

11/10 Marketing

[@lolycoly3950]

adams897 XD

[@Bellareilly_08]

11:35 Did he say "my vag is clammy"??????

[@justgonnacomment]

ya U have good ears

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

What’s up Danny it’s me Greg

[@kaylin2760]

Just an innocent Pomegranate what's up Greg I'm also greg

[@jackronan8355]

No you’re a pomegranate

[@xxshaunyxx8829]

I’m Greg

[@ghoultooth]

Pomegregate

[@yoink4180]

666th like, I'm demon Greg

[@courtney526]

That shirt is beautiful. 😍😍

[@keira3338]

Nicholas Hawkins use code james for 10% off

[@eadlynjune]

I know right? Its actually really pretty.

[@zahara1115]

a bisexual mistake on your huda brushes!

[@lauraanderson3763]

The only rooms in my house that aren’t carpet are the bathroom and kitchen so I actually bought the sliders and banged my head on the air vent so yes you need the helmet

[@meihatsume3686]

Laura Anderson Lol Well Be safe kids

[@Anu-wv3sp]

I choked. People need to put like a caution for funny comments

[@JULIABROCK]

😂😂😂

[@therealrockyroll1753]

R.I.P

[@svenb4475]

imagine youre usually slithering around in wearable carpet on hard floor and suddenly youre on carpet and youre like damn whats the best idea to get this thing going again? aah right, werable hard floor.

[@tancred12]

Danny: I'm 23 years old! Also Danny: *whiny man voice* I ripped the instructiioonnnss!

[@Theelderscrolls52]

I am twenty four and in grad school... that is definitely me. I can’t open hardly anything without ripping it 🤣

[@supremepancakeleader9823]

Nowhere to run?! Nowhere to hide?! You can't escape if their wearing carpet slides?!!!!!!!

[@bref7348]

Supreme pancake leader they're*

[@Squid_chick]

And a bib cape

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

Leader: Welcome to the gang kid. We got stealing Steve, murdering Mike, and crimes Johnson. Kid: What did crimes Johnson do? Leader: He went down the stairs with fun slides.

[@Arxlikestorunxd]

11:51 this makes you even more embarasing then just spilling coffee something on youre T-shirt. It seems youve peed youre pants

[@monet2909]

this change of scenery has made me nervous

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

good

[@Sneezegirlie]

monet it gave me anxiety.

[@Moocow2003]

It's like the natural balance has been disturbed.

[@Sarah-yh8nw]

I wish he reviewed that flashlight from the first video to see if it could stop a robber

[@bekahnavarro]

Sarah Adams I have a flashlight that does all those things. It's not the Tac Light, but it strobes. My husband got it. Idk why. Lol

[@itsmoon1996]

The pattern of the off brand slob stopper looks like mildly distressed ghosts

[@kiralonely1307]

The segment where Danny is dancing like a maniac never fails to make me cry laughing, and I can't really explain why, lmao-

[@keira3338]

walk. down. the stairs.

[@SkiBat64]

a bisexual mistake what kind of sane human being would do that?

[@shxrkygaming763]

Danny: your definitely getting your $19.99 dollars worth Me: *sees them at dollar store for 4 dollars* :I

[@julichristine4583]

Wait that is illegal

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

Wait-- you're telling me you saw something for 4 DOLLARS at a DOLLAR store?!?!?!

[@shxrkygaming763]

CRAZY I KNOW

[@strawbz_saintz]

I- It's a dollar store...

[@shxrkygaming763]

I- its a joke...

[@jacintak2118]

*You:* a slob stopper *Me, an intellectual:* bro bib

[@ohheythanksforcheckingin2186]

Jacinta Klassen omg me

[@rishoo9183]

Intellectuals would reply with *no n't*

[@bridgetali5280]

himym?

[@deenbrahhh]

Lol

[@officialblimp]

i love how danny looked like a ice skater doing tricks while dancing like a maniac

[@kavya1459]

You fall on the beach = no babe You spill your coffee = no babe

[@tomoko8578]

now we’ll never get those hot babes

[@kavya1459]

Daisy_ Chan NEVER 😭

[@yogabbagabby7206]

Born 2 Pizza I was thinking the same thing

[@madelynnmoses7266]

We shall never get those BABES!!!

[@rocketmammamia]

unbox boy xd is my favourite disney channel show

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

it's unbox boy xd with that disney channel flow

[@xqueenzaudiozx7161]

Danny risked his life to make us this video 😌🙏🏻

[@farahben8191]

Lmao

[@aestheticgirl5018]

Yes 😂

[@elyen6571]

respect to this dude

[@nigelray7502]

Yesh

[@hat7475]

What a freaking unit😩🙏

[@rawsteak1186]

Lmao the cameraman was having the time of his life watching him skate around

[@pipermarshmallow1120]

you may not have peed on your couch but you definitely peed on your car seat

[@sneakysnake7695]

Does he own a prius

[@sfx1976]

😂

[@olivia-ey7nb]

pipermarshmallow11 I mean he could use the slob stopper

[@zoebernard4060]

danny dancing like a maniac is the best ever

[@hypnagogue]

with the slob stopper, you can safely watch cars 2 in the theater without spilling beans on yourself.

[@bruhbbawallace]

Joey Simon THIS NIGGA WEARIN A BIB

[@yooo9503]

And then everyone laughed

[@toasterking7588]

THIS NIGGA SPILLED BEANS ON HIS SLOB STOPPER AS SEEN ON TV PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!

[@angelarenae7179]

I’m just wondering who eats beans at the movie theater?

[@Shiro_Baka]

The real question is, who doesn't eat beans at the movie theater?

[@agoogolofgeese]

There’s a level of the backrooms where those carpet skates would come in handy.

[@hanlitwin]

oh my god the power of your mind 💀

[@matthewhaley4034]

“Are they fun......... no!” Literally 2 seconds later “This next product isn’t as fun...”

[@jacob7317]

who is here in 2020 in quarantine and rewatching all of danny’s vids

[@bubblegum_b]

Lmao, hi, fellow Greg. Am I the only one wondering who tf is behind the camera? Edit: oh, nvm, the "hot girl" showed his face. Lol

[@timothycoulby9514]

*Cries in quarantined*

[@Barbwireamulet777]

Same here!

[@kmmeyers89]

Yeah I'm binging his videos

[@wallywest4586]

Meeeeeeeee

[@carsonbree2233]

I can't believe the slob stopper didn't come with a girl... what a rip off

[@TheGoobster226]

Carson Bree LMAO

[@yethway3723]

Carson Bree and the girl would had to be HOT for u to spill coffee

[@TheGoobster226]

Ye Thway Aung yes

[@sarcasmsaveme5016]

Carson Bree Ffo pir

[@cloutikbabyy]

It was the knock off version, that’s probably why

[@shaeflatt8428]

we had those air pogo jumpers in primary school and oh my god, they were terrifying. i was convinced i was going to crack my head open because it was actually impossible to balance

[@jessikaaustin2638]

Excessive paw licking can be a sign of an allergic reaction in your dog. I recently lost my dog to an untreatable allergic reaction, the signs of which, we didn't notice until it was too late for her. Keep your pup safe!

[@strawberry_peroxide8597]

Jessika F or more commonly, a yeast infection

[@br3dlvr799]

At 8:44 "Let's see what peanut thinks of them" *gets attack by dog* lmao😂

[@fenny8258]

I hate that this video does a better job at reviewing than most actual review channels do

[@keirab.4851]

14:46 you have that person’s DNA you can find out who it was

[@jennw6809]

That's exactly what the Slobstopper looked like it did in the commercial!

[@lijagaming9097]

Jenn W 200th like

[@gallowgirl]

Lija Gaming 0th like

[@panny8506]

When Danny fell over on the first product made me cry 😂😂

[@troyscookingincosplay6472]

Pandora Canterbury same bro

[@shugabussy]

Aw don't be sad guys

[@Zimzamzoom95]

Pandora Canterbury same i was so sad

[@gurk6969]

Anyone else on a Danny binge watch????? Edit: thanks for the likes

[@gemstonerose4648]

Me, I just discovered him last night

[@vamp_bat_chomp]

@@gemstonerose4648 same

[@hiasadho5109]

yes! i am unable to stop watching him. my wife has left me and my life is ruined. send help.

[@J4sp]

I am

[@sym7506]

Yes, ever since I became a Greg, that was 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, years ago

[@karmendeleon1818]

Random but I just wanna say thank you so much for having closed captions on basically every video you have, it‘ s so nice as someone who is hard of hearing to be able to enjoy your videos 😊💗