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[@Danny-Gonzalez]

so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.

[@captain.capybara]

Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed

[@sidneybloch9352]

Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u

[@denizie]

omg throw the whole devil away

[@Miahxdaphne]

Danny Gonzalez rip dude

[@Lily-je6ci]

Oh hell no

[@owen-cu6gr]

*Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."

[@cooledicecubes2805]

owen alioto r/cursedcomments

[@Finfinteo]

@@cooledicecubes2805 that... Isn't how it works

[@cooledicecubes2805]

kirbyfan1023 I know this isn’t reddit

[@cxutiee5581]

i-

[@jaidrn_]

You- You- you cant do this

[@ikomadearest7871]

Baby: * sees man outside * Baby: *its mighty morphing time*

[@ri7591]

@weirdo on the internet shrek: DONKAYYYYY

[@remadodo]

YEAHHH XD

[@jordyn1902]

m o r p h

[@starstruckbunny2]

scarletfacee lol same that’s the first thing I noticed

[@imhereforfun1]

oh sh*t im the 3k liker

[@muttofanopossum5639]

Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.

[@solarenoi]

oh god, well i hope you find it :”D

[@Geothefrog5678]

Holy sht why would you say that that’s so scary!

[@cryingchild4209]

good luck

[@jayfeather2983]

Oh god, good luck

[@dingdawng]

Gotta throw the whole bed out now

[@swigglyforce5215]

the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

Huh that's interesting

[@vivishii_]

“landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would

[@noonelooksatusers]

That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.

[@kreizix]

where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there

[@andrew-km8rw]

baby: * sees man walking* ight imma head out.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

The memes are looking good this year

[@lwtdiablo6562]

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS FUNNYJDMSKSKDKDKSKKSKFMMFJFJCD

[@lukathebazooka6518]

Lol copier

[@pen0va778]

lol

[@thatskai3070]

Copykitty

[@nataliemoreira6594]

When the mom throws the baby out of the window The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"

[@charlotteewilson]

hahahahaha i got this

[@melt.3568]

Lmfaooo oh yesss

[@ignbqsil]

what video is that from

[@daylilyanimation8939]

@@ignbqsil from the "Swiped" review

[@kaiden3ds95]

I lol’d

[@gigicilla7]

I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something

[@negligible_reality]

yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!

[@aurorasmith745]

I had a six-year-old ask me why eating people is illegal, and an almost two-year-old tell me that his daddy is in the vents. I work in a daycare.

[@jozefienvoets2744]

“Mr sandman….stole all my sand” This made me laugh to the point of choking on my own saliva

[@snailb0y]

that’s what happened to the old outro song 😔

[@bopha9276]

“What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?” Hera.

[@embergacha7876]

Hera: Y E E T U S , G R O W N F E T U S

[@bopha9276]

Hera: BYE BYE HEPHAESTUS.

[@phoebusapollo9269]

Diana Rosales Be Careful how you speak Foolish Mortals!

[@bopha9276]

@Phoebus Apollo dude I thought you were cool

[@parnikajaiswal3693]

LMAOOO

[@idk_wtf_i_am_]

"Mr.Sandman stole all my sand." ~Danny Gonzalez 2019

[@grosebud4721]

Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos

[@slatt674]

“Why are there so many quotes?” ~Cyprius

[@Neon-vh3pe]

“Copyright strike him.” -UMG

[@dweagon]

Damn it sand man

[@informalnarwhals]

6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥

[@negligible_reality]

i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)

[@informalnarwhals]

@@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol

[@sleepyrose69]

​@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.

[@yowieyahoo]

​@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo

[@project_letters]

If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe

[@crystalgoddess4085]

The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.

[@fruityfish4623]

Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur The Devil: ASMR

[@CristinaB228]

"Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅

[@anaisolivia145]

the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻

[@zani2693]

So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!

[@e.n8461]

I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.

[@kathleenbryan9830]

So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰

[@cherrish1615]

Holy crap man, only for weeks? i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story

[@cherrish1615]

@@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr

[@inugamiwang9704]

I can't even look at an alligator now

[@yqbzrxs]

Why would you do that anyway

[@skyhideaway]

I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.

[@candlecove7590]

tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph

[@Cowboy-Bi-bop]

I mean yeah he probably could have

[@thenonfurry]

@@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-

[@gilbert4394]

An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus

[@gilbert4394]

Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?

[@iqbalbahar3583]

The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”

[@eyevee85]

Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭

[@aabhathetacotaco1711]

😖

[@abbyemrich4572]

NOOOO

[@mirillis6083]

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@BaconBacon]

Omg really?! Your kidding 😭😭😭😭

[@FabulousKilljoy]

oh

[@candacenicole7972]

I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis

[@lydiabachi7653]

Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME

[@fanfandom551]

Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas

[@user-sd1nf1cp2c]

Honestly

[@tkorde8988]

@@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho

[@pantrymonster]

@@fanfandom551 Yee Yee?

[@micahfoley9572]

back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.

[@kh6853]

Why would you want that?

[@micahfoley9572]

@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too. There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol

[@vikaaaaaa]

8:50 I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure this story is actually true. The family did try to scrub the faces off of the floor, but it didn’t work. The faces would start to look more and more like an actual face as time went on, and eventually they disappeared. This continued for a while. When they cut the cement out, the face stopped forming, and didn’t disappear, leaving the stain as it was. There’s some more details I’ve forgotten, but it really is an interesting story.

[@mono.isgtds]

Imagine waking up and someone stole the beach.

[@fxx5970]

"MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"

[@trevorbatchelor3269]

Imagine bro just...............water

[@johnnydracaena6052]

Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate

[@ray-the-lame]

“Yep this is mine now”

[@woomylover2006]

God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.

[@illegalpancakes9289]

How many grains have you counted?

[@Broccolie]

@@illegalpancakes9289 at least five

[@WishlessStar]

same...im on 10^60

[@WishlessStar]

@@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED

[@the_floridian_human2603]

@Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!

[@ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu]

“Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀

[@jojosnans]

TVs: *shut down * People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan

[@Azerty13_]

People: Yup, that's Satan all right! definitely not just a power cut or someone screwing around with the electricity! It's Satan! :D

[@gachastuffz8705]

Me: *likes comment*

[@srilakshminalamati5402]

lol r u a boy

[@youtubesbastard]

Maybe a Morgz video started playing.

[@lilyreacts7988]

We all know that it was a power cut

[@sophiab6239]

Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not* Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*

[@laintripp]

😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job

[@miriamfuchs1065]

Sophia Bellini

[@paarthania3694]

@@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD

[@somekidwithacomputer2939]

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum

[@convictpf]

s t o l e n

[@witchychris5244]

Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community

[@GibusWearingMann]

shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years

[@deuceydee3506]

What if... _he caused it by travelling back in time in the first place_ 😱

[@user-fv3qj7xh6r]

I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else

[@francomasiniofficial]

we are the only ones who deserved it

[@imzipperoni]

We were doomed from the start

[@mothman1657]

i like your pfp

[@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ]

It makes sense, we deserve it lol

[@user-fv3qj7xh6r]

@@mothman1657 thanks !!!!

[@xandram4715]

"When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself." Danny sees drew

[@raz1338]

IttocsamA 23 💀

[@kaelaus]

Drew:*see’s Danny* Danny:well hello Drew:HeLlO :) Danny: 0.o

[@talia4868]

more like he sees craig

[@justwannafreefx9419]

No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis

[@johannaerl3050]

Drew sees John Mulaney

[@luluchanandetsi]

"the devil's really shy" my favorite phrase now

[@ha4tolover]

its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!

[@froggarolli-Stolitz]

16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg

[@ha4tolover]

sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz

[@easterbunny8291]

“He would become president in 2082” Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020

[@luistowersss]

😂😂😂😂

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Haha XD

[@mike_wasosky5809]

*we won't all*

[@erinjackson8119]

Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive

[@TheMangomelon789]

There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........ Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.

[@akiakichan]

the true fear in Danny's eyes when he realized that he falsely stated that Charles Darwin ate the ass of finches.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Little Pringle's Channel that’s true actually

[@brodybazzini6729]

Atticus Finch

[@kellye2378]

Jenifer Joseph who is Little Pringle’s channel

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

That’s correct for 500, Mark

[@caesthoffe]

fight or flight response

[@heyitspsych]

I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny

[@womendiverter45]

Kids see ghosts Kanye album

[@larsonpiano6420]

2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.

[@lilyrain8628]

Wife: *looks out window* *sees man* Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.

[@itsasecretmydude826]

@@pondererofdumbshit2669 i was just gonna say the same thing

[@itsasecretmydude826]

WAIT I GET IT NOW!

[@kim-ol2nm]

Oof

[@kierali1089]

@@itsasecretmydude826 I don't get it please explain

[@Mizuena411]

XDDDDDDD

[@FightFlix_]

Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman” Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked

[@AlekaiCottontail4711]

I miss the old outro but the new ones good too

[@maryy2077]

Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z

[@catfaceman1669]

My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.

[@taylrorol]

The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up

[@benaronson2410]

@@catfaceman1669 same

[@cellytron]

I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times

[@user-zi1sc6bi1v]

12:09 fun fact right here: a dentist invented cotton candy lmao

[@kayleewilson3540]

“the devil’s really shy” hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝

[@headintheclouds7905]

He's a quirky king

[@puffy77]

We stan Lucifer

[@rhea7035]

😝🤠😎

[@lauratroy13]

Danny obviously never watched supernatural

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

He’s a quirky ol fellow

[@robi1030]

That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like “Ugh it’s the baby again”

[@marthalicious231]

*tHe BaBy*

[@sticker127nct]

ugh 😑 it’s the baby 👶 again.

[@lggolden_gaming]

I'm dying 😹

[@carterbowley8529]

Damn babys

[@amazingmrpig6369]

It’s that time of year again...

[@maisie4514]

Is anyone else rewatching all of Danny's spooky videos for spooky month?

[@negligible_reality]

no

[@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf]

Every year!

[@rue11bc43]

you're not as safe in an alligator's mouth as you might have thought...

[@autumn5501]

can we talk about how his hoodie matches his eyes like perfectly??

[@SUMMONER917]

Autumn Roberts his eyes match literally everything it’s great

[@l1ght775]

He took some eye extract

[@evasmith3020]

When your eyes are brown and none of your clothes can match your eyes

[@heather2869]

Hes very beautiful

[@hollymatters]

Yes we will

[@izceray]

The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.

[@dgdlovebot]

Lol

[@addangel]

I understood and enjoyed this reference

[@angelvu]

lol I wonder how the weather is up there

[@kitwarrior4life124]

AAAAAAAAAH!

[@belle6624]

Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh

[@Dallas_-lx6vj]

An actual spoopy fact is that on September 11th, 2001, Seth Mcfarlin (Family Guy creator) missed his flight because he was hungover. the same plane that crashed into the 2nd tower that morning. He almost became a victim on 9/11 just by pure luck. Also, the famous scene from All Quite on the Western Front (1930) with a French soldier trying to pull himself up with a barbed wire fence only to get blown up and have his dismembered hands still clenching the wire, was put there because one of the soldiers working on the movie remembers it while peeking his head over the trench after the French retreated to see 2 hands still holding on ( this is not spoopy more like movie trivia that I remembered after watching Wendigoons video on the move it's a good video and I recommend if your into creepy stuff)

[@rodrigolefever2426]

I think someone who worked at pixar also missed a flight in 911 that was hijaked

[@violentsponge2657]

Moral of the first story is always get blackout drunk the night before your flight 😊

[@Personngl]

I'm pretty sure the iron man actor was also hungover and missed 9/11 same with other popular people

[@Mx.muffin]

The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.

[@gusqoi]

danny: i’m too lazy to google it also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor

[@goldylocks1775]

Just fact checked it. It's true 🥶

[@uh3336]

Boo

[@travisanderson7369]

haunted by juice hi

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

It's called priorities

[@bxn141]

Goldy Locks I’m not going to I’m too lazy

[@elsypie9834]

Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement. Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*

[@tree7887]

*Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M

[@sydneyatkins6757]

danny saying october is his favorite month and now he’s expecting his first child in october 😭🫶

[@SkulCat]

LOL oh well september is close

[@That_0ne_Anti-zoo]

Wait what- he has a child now!?

[@chickenman8795]

5:05 something flashed on the tv I can’t tell what it is

[@liamjohansson2684]

It’s the cover for an album named kids see ghosts

[@PixelCat6000]

The hangman one just made me laugh

[@tyrabarton6530]

"I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints

[@thedreamingcosmonaut5660]

Hol Up

[@aflan99]

You got 669 likes.

[@abbymarie3708]

Lol

[@uh3336]

boo

[@claracampbell7547]

xXFloaty CloudsXx ah!

[@dr.zoidberg3928]

Charles Darwin was just trying to get the Minecraft acheivement

[@eggwatch596]

Yea

[@Bongbongo]

all Species consumption any%

[@number1freshlemon56]

*Advancement get!* Eat or Be Eaten

[@teabag6509]

🤔

[@oguzomlet906]

@@Bongbongo Im pretty sure thats not any%, 100% would make more fuck that alligator

[@shreksirlsoulmate2917]

"It starts to cool down" October in Canada: ❄️❄️⛄❄☃⛄❄️

[@whytho9728]

Cute that he says october is his fav month and thats when his first kid will be born

[@sirprincesslulu]

"I'm too lazy to look up if this is true" *proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*

[@bonsaihigh]

😂

[@hailee5633]

this comment has 666 likes ..lit

[@inactiveaccount2774]

Baby: * sees man outside * Baby: *_OH YEAH IT'S GO TIME_*

[@haylenguthrie1770]

TRUST ME

[@hey....]

“GO, GO, GO” or “3, 2, 1 DROP”!

[@Fredrick_marie]

Yuri daddy

[@sonicsodaz]

HOOOOO YES

[@dino-wm4nk]

Acidic__ Alice101 123 GO if yah know what i mean

[@iloveboobies0614]

I GOT AN AD RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "i guess this so would be scary if i was a fuckin.. **Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Powers through tough stains.**

[@VincentCivitano]

I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.

[@kurtis_town]

is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?

[@naufalgaming4800]

When?

[@mortis.1618]

@@naufalgaming4800 14:17 -ish

[@WhatRemainsofNovaJames]

And also “Did Buzz Aldrin pee on the moon”

[@rushing2game172]

Don’t forget “did buzz aldrin and Neil Armstrong get on?”

[@hiba_stxr]

Yeah-

[@laneybossi]

pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad

[@mukutamukuta8278]

No

[@parnikajaiswal3693]

Yes

[@jedithekitten8891]

Yes

[@ORGANPARTY]

Yes

[@Marta-us4pq]

Yes

[@mali9707]

Danny: “I guess this would be scary to me if i was-“ Ad: “SIMPLY PIANO?”

[@Elfieee13]

10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨

[@fandomgodmother4903]

Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?” Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on KZbin don’t look it up”

[@krisdoesart9643]

But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true

[@josie310]

@Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦‍♀️😯

[@krisdoesart9643]

Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up

[@lotheeus]

@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up NEVER not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it. Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word. And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS. it's more fitting for... 😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱 and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ: Which is something along the line of: "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"

[@dti6342]

Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.

[@gracemodeoof4676]

Yh ik that

[@PaleontologyWeekly]

Why WHY WHYYYYYY! I hate Charles Darwin for eating his pets That he soposedly LOVED 😭😭😭😭😭

[@canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429]

Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet *Charles Darwin smashes through door* Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo

[@doodledevore4374]

@Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.

[@KB-nq8zb]

*Ppkjjjzaae*

[@mcbeeftarts]

Here's a scary story: My shimeji stole a thumbnail, I didn't notice until I glanced over and saw Craig holding a picture of Hitler.

[@interpretus]

"If you're laying in bed, and it's completely silent, sometimes your brain will make noise because it's bored" Danny I think that's called tinnitus

[@2m8o15]

Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move Its an optical illusion

[@piggycounticecream]

Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time

[@2m8o15]

PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂

[@piggycounticecream]

Lizzy Baby oh-

[@blanketion7961]

Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving

[@reni5941]

Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet

[@365MRYOLO]

*Guy just casually walking down the street* Baby: It’s morphing time.

[@chiaraisanarwal9797]

itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*

[@echogamer1871]

Ben ten theme plays*

[@shitilostmyfish8367]

*im weezing*

[@ferretsoda6690]

Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs

[@DONFOREVER]

If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWm6qXeQfK-tadk

[@aves3901]

This fall it’s gonna be October and you know what that mean…danny gonna be a DAD!

[@CarolineCalvano]

i love that the mayor is differentiated with a pink plastic combo hat

[@ieatedgod]

Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly, My mind: let’s together bath

[@meerimnurjigitkz4659]

Hi akaashi

[@lillianruth9252]

rEfrIdGerAtEr ReFriDerAtOr

[@hailingfireandash]

@@lillianruth9252 yes mummy yes mummy

[@lillianruth9252]

AnY SauCEs

[@Humble719]

@@hailingfireandash yes mummy yes?are you on acid 😂

[@shyyluv802]

Don’t you just hate it when your mayor steals the floor?

[@teresahowick5197]

Peppa Pig it’s the worst

[@doll1ly]

Happens only to often..

[@fxx5970]

really sucks, he just can't get his own floor

[@lemon_aidz5391]

Yeah he just won't stop. It's driving me insane

[@JenniferM0427]

i thought i was the only one!

[@jeridon6081]

9:10 also, rhe fast that Danny didn't mention how fucking insane it would be to have a Kitchen Floor that is just raw and un-tiled/paneled concrete like its a manufacturing warehouse

[@humanoidshone2413]

8:00 it’s an anniversary

[@user-sd5kw1nt9c]

Charles Darwin: *exists* Animals: *sweat nervously*

[@charitysellman5679]

Chuckles, I'm in danger

[@cheese1010]

*Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*

[@Mrlaggy99]

Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

[@untamed_seal]

I almost started crying out of fear when the “Boo” came

[@raditudeweezer]

boo

[@anyalaASMR]

Wolfie AHHHH

[@cadyb3090]

AHHH

[@N7C_25.0]

*AAAAHAHHAHHHAHHHHHHHH*

[@felix-fw3lq]

AAAAAAAAAAAH

[@gamerboi857]

0:10 you know what that meens FISH

[@johnp2883]

11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach

[@CutestDemon]

I cant help but almost go hysterical over the image of an old darwin sprinting through an island gorging on anything he sees

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Me too

[@markfromfacebook]

darwin , shoving finches into his mouth : SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

[@the-fun-has-arrived]

extinction speedrun

[@addy2812]

@Fuck You omg 🤣💀🤣🤣

[@jackcorbett479]

Ikr

[@rudefuxers]

TV: *murmers* Everyone: Yep. That's the Devil.

[@kewloof8362]

Real shit

[@rayci3416]

Of course.

[@pinguu8010]

yep

[@rayci3416]

@@pinguu8010 Yep

[@youaskthedevil]

I have a distinct voice.

[@leeventer3495]

12:34 AGAIN!!??

[@unfunny_guy1]

"Mr. Sandman, stole all my sand." - Danny Gonzalez

[@wasteland.baby.]

I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me

[@calowenby1654]

It is a pretty funny image.

[@real944]

straight up stole and changed the comment above yours

[@jocelynecupcake]

If he was anything like how they portrayed him in Pirates band of the misfits (terrible movie btw) I can see it.

[@Darin15846]

@@real944 the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen

[@giornogiovanna3477]

@@jocelynecupcake Pirates Band of Misfits is a good movie tho

[@pricerowland]

The only thing that scares me is knowing there is an alternate universe out there where Danny's channel is called _Daniel Gonzalez._

[@carsonheschle642]

Price Rowland :((((((

[@asmailasmail1166]

نتا

[@omnia848]

It gave me the hibby jibbies

[@dawnbray8325]

There’s also an alternate universe where Danny makes another spooky boy song

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@ezrakim1323]

Danny: "I'm too lazy to look this up" Also Danny: Acted the entire scene out

[@calistaj2284]

2:26 the devil's really shy 🤣

[@h_84]

“Honey the mayor stole our floor again”

[@ryleyrudman6360]

DAMMIT MAX NOT AGAIN I CANT KEEP BUYING NEW ONES

[@dogfromthepurplezoneoffici5182]

Ok I will get the gun now

[@Erra_Mortis]

Honey I stole the floor again Honey: Wait wha- *Falls into the minecraft abyss*

[@crispygaming7491]

Seriously again? thats the fifth time this week.

[@sand8630]

not again thats been happening to me for 2 years

[@lana-sp9ih]

“It’s sweatshirt season” The south: 😳

[@NateTheGreat274]

lana ybarra climate change amirite

[@tayak9974]

Las vegas: 100

[@elizabethhope5868]

i felt that

[@Moon-rw3zm]

I feel this on a personal level.

[@charis2579]

And Florida

[@tri-sapien6487]

Even if the Buuz Aldrin story was true, it could be the same case as with eye witnesses. They truly believe they saw something when they actually didn't.

[@speed.draw.]

7:30 this is true, although it wasn't the same child the second time. [the picture wasnt real] 😭

[@Lampey22]

3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else

[@Nitrolord]

Yeah I highly doubt that there is a psychological effect that can force your brain to reenact a scene from a cheesy old horror movie.

[@Nitrolord]

@@henrybattrell4784 extremely helpful comment, thank you so much for your insight!

[@mischiefmakerdewdrop]

that happens to me when it's really dark at night.

[@eden2918]

@@mischiefmakerdewdrop same

[@bluie495]

Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.

[@eggmon420]

Fun fact: The reason those stains look like faces is because our brains are trying to make sense of the randomness going on. This is called pareidolia.

[@mrnarfynoof]

The conclusion that Danny drew about the people all assuming the voice they heard on the TV was the devil for really no reason probably wasn’t that far off, seeing that it happened in the 60’s, and televisions were relatively new.

[@thegraypaladin6650]

Danny: *Makes fun of Instagram post saying look it up* Also Danny: “Greg is the fastest growing nation. Don’t look that up.”

[@tsukarikaoru]

Well yeah he's saving us the time wasted.

[@tiffanylauer2101]

Ya why look it up when its true

[@bradean2781]

Everyone’s TV’s: “Static Noise” The Devil: “murmur”

[@travis175]

LMAOO

[@hereandinfear6183]

Bradean 2 I made it so your comment has 666 likes, it’s double the spooky.

[@user-vv7bu2le4q]

the devil: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HELL?!

[@ekokonutz]

People: HE SAID MURMUR This is the devil sending us a message-

[@clemenciatapia2847]

Yyy 00⁰ es jh

[@CocoaBffsyt]

15:55 I know this is old but you don’t know how happy I was when I saw Kentucky on there 😭

[@kenskitchen]

About the faces of Belmez, It takes place in a small town in Spain called Belmez. A face appeared on the floor in someone’s house, they tried to scrub off the face, but it wouldn’t come out, and THEN they took a pickaxe to the floor and then another face appeared a week later. Word about this spread throughout the town, which is why the mayor came and took a chunk of it lmao.