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[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

just wanted to pop in and say that i hope it doesn't seem like i'm going too hard on anyone here! that's why i played my own cringy audio lol

[@snappy8666]

you didnt dont worry

[@SerenaPalmer]

I loved this silly billy viddy

[@brasilo64]

No need to be this careful all the time lol you're fine, everyone loves you

[@jaqsre]

you’re good dw love!!

[@itsmefm]

It's cool Jarvis but thanks for saying this, very considerate of you 😊

[@maybelater2160]

I have never been more attracted to a person after just one sentence then the man with anxiety and six pet rats. He is on top of his game right now.

[@jasminejay2677]

Bruno?

[@tanomm1849]

I felt so represented cuz I'd do the same thing, instantly fell in love

[@headstone2979]

Bruno madrigal? 😳😳😳

[@bisexualdisasterlol]

The two people that said, "Bruno Madrigal," that was my first thought too and I appreciate you.

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

YES! Haha and anyone who struggles with anxiety and/or panic has been in a situation like that..maybe not with rats,but if you know, you know. I can embrace that..I'm gonna vibe. Still looking for love, though it's hard to find people when you can't leave your 🏡

[@pagelen]

my forever favourite hinge audio was a guy answering to "I'll fall for you if..." with "I'm actually looking for a very specific type of girl.." then he's interrupted by the sound of some metal dish falling to the ground and tumbling around for what feels like several minutes until it stops and he coughs slightly and ends with "my bad". and that's the entire audio. I saved it because it's like a work of art to me and I like to admire it occasionally 😂

[@sydneyberzon4163]

please tell me how to find this, i need this in my life

[@pagelen]

@@sydneyberzon4163 i could send it to you 😂

[@placeholder6415]

PLEASE SEND THIS LMAO

[@dontcommitarson]

I really want to hear this one, it sounds so funny 😭

[@pagelen]

I realized that this is a video platform so I uploaded a short on my channel 😂

[@ava8340]

people i’d be ok to match with: - the burp girl - the green flags guy - jacob - the six pet rats i love that guy

[@yeetionary]

would you match with Jarvis

[@ava8340]

that goes without saying yeetionary

[@MyDuckSaysFucc]

I’d totally go out with the anxious pet rats guy lol

[@im_an_oyster]

You skip over dog vote guy like he doesn't have the most based opinion

[@phil0philia]

georgia

[@MollyBurkeOfficial]

I could have watched this all day... I literally laughed out loud multiple times. The RED FLAGS are flying with that "all I ask is you get your nails done" ...oooof. Also, the rap was... painful and I cringed harder than I have in a long time.

[@charlottehennessy2799]

That guy sounded like Nate Jacobs from Euphoria too it made me want to rip my nails entirely from my hands

[@monicarenee7949]

A guy hit me up on a dating site and his profile said he wants a woman to have nice feet and nails and I instantly never responded. My ex was like that and I know it’s a smaller part of a larger mindset that I’d never want to be involved with again in life

[@amberbusse]

my ex bf told me if i didn’t get my nails done then it was a dealbreaker 🙃 turns out it really was lmaooooo

[@sanspower3419]

He's secretly Yoshikage Kira that's why he wanted nice hands lmao

[@kittyscreativecorner]

Omg Molly hi!!!

[@fary5000]

I feel like the mickey mouse thing did psychic damage to me because it unearthed a memory of when I thought I could do a very convincing mickey impression in high school (I could not).

[@Julia-tk2em]

@Nova No, it fucked up the *commenters* ability to use telekinesis on other people.

[@MrEnte3000]

@Nova No, damage that is super effective against Fighting and Poison types.

[@citroenboter]

Yeah that's gonna be 2d6 and run away as far from your computer as you can, please. Or a wisdom save of 16 and only take half damage, no need to run.

[@Crimson_Knight004]

Hey, it’s still better than me and my Donald Duck impression.

[@jungtothehuimang]

The important part is that you did try

[@theartofnina]

Jacob was actually so cute lmao i was concerned at first but he saved it, he sounded very sweet The green flags thing actually made me chuckle i hate it

[@user-zc4yv7ge4p]

Fr Jacob is adorable now I kinda wish I was on hinge

[@eugenegrasshopper1161]

I know a Jacob who is kind of like that Jacob

[@jellobowl1962]

@@eugenegrasshopper1161 Lucky

[@wowgrab7553]

I also quite enjoyed Jacob’s!

[@qadirghazzawy6512]

Jacob’s together unite

[@eternalsession9]

a majority of these that you've showcased in this video i've been cracking up thinking "Ah yeah that'd work on me" and your immediate commentary has been "this isn't very funny to me" and i found that disparity quite amusing. its always so instant it gets me every time

[@zyaicob]

this was my exact response to this video

[@icu3869]

Except I don’t think that sounded like Pikachu. But the Rap was pretty good!

[@coena9377]

My hinge audio prompt is “I get along best with people who are” and mine is a recording of Donald Trump saying “the marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and people who, in many instances, have absolutely no idea what they are doing” then at the end I say “also people who are sleep deprived… that’s pretty much my friend group.” Best one I’ve seen so far is actually from when I matched with my first crush. The prompt she used was “my most controversial opinion is.” Her response was “I think dogs should be able to vote. I will not be taking any comments or critiques at this time.”

[@VanityDivined]

You both sound annoying af

[@coena9377]

@@VanityDivined pretty much yeah 😂

[@mmtittle]

i would vibe with y’all so hard

[@coena9377]

@@mmtittle The vibes are ✨immaculate✨

[@yaboicolleen]

are you looking for a third? /hj

[@DarkShadows713]

The one where she burps and then the fire alarm went off made me physically tear up from laughter. I would match with her in an instant.

[@josephsherby]

The fact that she considers posting that the “Biggest Risk I’ve Taken” is hilarious to me

[@alex-mk2yx]

its literally so planned and fake its not even funny though

[@DarkShadows713]

alex You're not funny

[@alex-mk2yx]

@@DarkShadows713 i know you arent if you think thats funny

[@DarkShadows713]

alex I know you're pathetic if you can't just think to yourself "that is not something that I, personally, find humorous" and then just move on without replying to people who have different opinions and being snarky about the fact that she planned her comedy. Guess what? So did Jarvis. So do stand up comedians. Most people who are professionally funny, plan it out.

[@castoroil6534]

I feel so privileged to be a premium member

[@CloudyGrace]

Same, I mean... We're literal gold🪙

[@xviolettevendetta]

It is free

[@toonce101]

Totally worth the *F r e e*

[@dexterdouglas]

@@xviolettevendetta wait… then why did Jarvis make me pay him 10k for the privilege??

[@aicrowIey]

@@dexterdouglas uhhhhhmmmmm

[@Ellis.Tentacles]

My very irrational fear is actually that there will be a psychic around, actively reading people's minds at the exact moment that I have an intrusive and horrible thought...because obviously there's always a psychic just invading people's brain pans all willy nilly with nothing better to do.

[@sydneyberzon4163]

new fear unlocked

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

fsr thats how i feel around my family (less so now but it used to be really bad) and thats why i dont eat with them anymore 💀💀

[@phenixfire6975]

Literally same

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Well sometimes psychics are depicted as being able to hear people's thoughts even when they aren't trying to, so my version of that fear includes them not focusing on me but then hearing one of my intrusive thoughts anyway

[@endless_del]

omg i have the same thing, i'll just randomly think "what if someone near me rn is a telepath" and then i'll think "ok dont think of anything sexual or fucked up" so of course i immediately think of something sexual or fucked up 😭😭

[@Gaaraloverr1]

In this house, we respect Jacob and his attempt at making a “daddy” joke 🙌🏼

[@LottieDeLuscious]

Ohhh my God "the doctor gave me pills for anxiety and I ended up adopting 6 rats" my mans had a whole ass SSRI induced manic episode, big feels

[@MaxOakland]

Oh nooo is that what that was

[@LottieDeLuscious]

@@MaxOakland yup, it happened to me!

[@MaxOakland]

@@LottieDeLuscious does that only happen if you have bipolar disorder or can it happen if you don’t?

[@LottieDeLuscious]

@@MaxOakland I am not a psychiatrist but i think it happens most often with bipolar people, theres probably a risk for folks who dont have it, but I imagine it's not as common

[@streamlily5971]

I don’t have bipolar disorder but I do have borderline personality disorder and manic episodes have happened to me a few times

[@lovelylovelylovely324]

The mario one was funny at first . Just seemed like a guy genuinely trying to speak like mario n all he could say was WAHA!!! WOOHOO!!! Like yes king

[@ellisowers6157]

I laughed a little too hard at that

[@_hawk_sky_asmr_7891]

@@ellisowers6157 same

[@adrianpink8144]

Same I love the accent ones 💀

[@TakkuriHimare]

It’s a reference to the old Mario cartoon in the 80s Jarvis is just too young to remember it lol

[@topsyturvy1097]

@@TakkuriHimare what cartoon? Are you sure you don't mean the animated movie? Mario and luigi could talk in the cartoon

[@oceanwings23]

I think audio on dating apps is great because the way someone's voice sounds can be such a dealbreaker. My friend and I were talking about this, but you can be talking to someone for ages, and they are awesome, and then you hear their voice and you can't.

[@gh0st_lvrr]

Jarvis: I thought this was pretty funny Also Jarvis: *dead staring at computer not even blinking*

[@mollyallen2400]

Right? lol ...so it wasn't just me doing the head tilt at that? lol

[@macoy3943]

My theory is that the guy's alternate timeline self actually knocked him out and tied him up. He then recorded and sent that message, before freeing the man and fleeing back to his timeline- leaving everyone to believe he wrote it

[@rebeccat7912]

Genius

[@midnightwalkers8077]

It definitely sounded like the plot of a a movie

[@squecch1278]

What he doesn’t realize is that based on the rules of time travel, if he kill’s himself then he would be trapped in an infinite loop

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Ya' know I think you're on to something here.. 🤔

[@tessconnors4463]

@@midnightwalkers8077 it is a movie, called Looper. Bruce willis

[@jess.scottediting]

That guy saying “promiscuous” like that exposed that he was for sure reading the lyrics

[@glowvxn]

pro miss yeee us

[@jungtothehuimang]

I want him to rap to Doja Cat so bad

[@St-qp2we]

permis-you-wuss

[@besfren4910]

@@glowvxn bro I chocked💀

[@PapiyoneVineland]

Jacob’s endearing to me. I’m actually into this. It’s childish in the best way, and then he totally backtracked. The cute self-consciousness makes me melt. He reminds me of my awkward yet adorable best friend. See?! You’re right it’s highly subjective! There’s someone out there for everyone of us. :)

[@hannahmilby4870]

This is the first time Jarvis saying “it’s free” didn’t sound like a scam. Very reassuring

[@Greystorm1619]

I liked the Jacob one, cus you can tell he wants to be funny but is also self aware enough to realize that it’s ridiculous. It’s endearing.

[@user-yh5cv1vu9m]

Yesss. At first I was like, just no. But then he was laughing at himself and apologizing and it was really cute.

[@ShenJones]

Yeah he’s a cutie

[@cwalker6911]

Yep

[@1dawn1]

He's really cute Him and the dog vote guy

[@jamestomato1744]

@@1dawn1 The real OG's

[@notquiteneutral2590]

How proud do you think Jarvis felt when he came up with the “unhinged” joke in the title? I’m gonna guess an 8.2/10 on the proudness scale.

[@Max-cr4zf]

I 71.3% agree with this.

[@ryang9802]

my vote is 8.36

[@gloglee7463]

im gonna guess around 7 and a half fingers

[@Happy-Pansexual-Imp]

20 teeth’s worth of proudness. He’s one toothy boi

[@erin3551]

I can perfectly picture him nodding to himself and smirking while he writes the title, full of pride: "Yes... I'm so funny. I love myself."

[@coolpercool]

“… does that mean dogs are secretly smarter than us?” No no, he has a point.

[@Pook-xr6dy]

4:07 this is so cringe but it’s weirdly cute

[@ruthizred9090]

I absolutely love the voice option for hinge. It's so funny. Once someone just barked the whole time and I love it.

[@mothma_am]

I hope you matched 😍

[@ruthizred9090]

@@mothma_am I think we did 😂

[@turner15]

That’s amazing.

[@Miraclelittlepie]

I think im gonna have to jump on that now

[@ruthizred9090]

@@Miraclelittlepie you should! It's a great time

[@mathis3440]

I thought the green flag guy was just straight-up listing the nationalities of women he was looking for.

[@susansaphire5983]

SAME

[@senamilemlotshwa2878]

Same, I'm South African and although our flag has green, it's still got 5 other colors so I was confused by what Jarvis said

[@evilandmaliciouswarwick]

i thought the same thing. if someone wanted to make that joke they could say zambia at least

[@senamilemlotshwa2878]

@@evilandmaliciouswarwick exactly

[@senamilemlotshwa2878]

@@rachelkim6134 but the joke is inaccurate

[@veespa_]

“are men okay?” as the universally appointed global spokesman for men, we are going through a bit of a rough patch and, although we try to play it off by saying, “it’s just a phase, a minor setback to a major comeback!” Deep down, we all are terrified at the thought that it might not be a temporary thing, and we’re unsure if we are going in* the right direction or if we are actually lost, so we fake confidence proceeding into the void of life, hoping for a miracle... BUT that’s just on behalf of all men, I’m actually doing great 😏😉

[@prettysparklez1195]

9:00 is it bad that this actually made me laugh lol like i actually think that ones kinda cute

[@LumpyHippo]

Imagine you meet a guy from a dating app. You get intimate. You take off his shirt and he has 20 cents.

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

He just has 4 nickeles taped to nipples

[@kittykitties4220]

This comment sent me

[@ri907]

I love this comment as much as I love Jarvis' mix up of having 4 -nic- nipples 🤣🤣

[@Twimcsm]

PLEASE underrated comment 😭

[@ava8340]

this is top tier comedy holy shit

[@alextalks8607]

I actually like the jacob/daddy one, leaving in the end makes me aware that he knows how cringe that joke was. I think the end is what makes it

[@zacheray]

Learning more what girls think because to a guy that’s wholesale cringe

[@mixievee]

I thought it was hilarious 🤣

[@js8qp2pwisos]

@@zacheray everyones different

[@JohnDoe-hj9fh]

@@zacheray To a guy? Speak for yourself dude

[@thepopculturedilettante1194]

I agree. It was cute for him to acknowledge he had to go for the cringe / bad / obvious joke. I can appreciate that. It’s the guys who just go for the obvious and don’t acknowledge how awful it is that are the actual cringe.

[@rowentaylor9784]

5:17 he is trying to do an impression of Danny Devito because people wanted him to play Pikachu

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Pikachu actually sounds a lot like him in the Detective Pikachu game, which has voice acting (though only _Detective_ Pikachu, the other ones don't talk), so I can see why people wanted him

[@Al___]

9:42 I like how Jarvis joined in on the song it was very cute

[@dennis_duran]

The dog vote thing, the only one Jarvis actually found funny, is directly stolen from a bit by Griffin McElroy in the Polygon series Monster Factory

[@pennyw2226]

Jarvis is a Griffin McElroy fan now. That's how it works

[@PrettyGuardian]

I love the McElroys.

[@hell0mega]

I'd say it wasn't "stealing" moreso than it was a "reference" lol. got real excited at the fact that he liked it so much

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Not really stealing, like he didn't really claim it as his own joke

[@attabooii]

Wouldn't really say it was stealing. I think he referenced it, that way the people who like the McElroys are more likely to like him

[@scottfuckingdisick]

i respect you so much for putting yourself on blast jarvis

[@daisy41178]

And it was exactly what we expected

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

2:32 No, dude. That one was pure gold. All the effort, the build up, and the final payoff culminating in what's essentially a bar & grill level pick-up line.

[@Krillfromsky]

3:55 oh my god that’s so akward

[@kyozai112]

it’s the way i deleted that app as soon as someone liked me and they had a MINUTE LONG audio of them burping.

[@rachaelh8026]

💀💀💀

[@dasheerabranagan7722]

THIS 😭😭

[@Sknotty]

Bruh i would've married that person

[@irlzombie437]

that was your soulmate

[@darkelite94]

Sounds like you couldn’t handle the neutron style

[@themarquess]

Jarvis, you're on dating apps?! But what about our parasocial relationship? You told me I was gold! Why am I not enough for you?!

[@cicilg]

He's poly

[@casadastraphobia]

​@@cicilgthere is plenty to go around

[@fromloverboy]

@@cicilgi cannot explain how much this killed me

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

12:20 I thought that was a good one. I like people who recognize that other animals are just as intelligent as we are.

[@itsmefm]

I mean, in Hinge's defense, it was a good idea in theory In practice it's pure comedic gold lol

[@AndromedaD]

I do kind of like hearing people's voices and laughter

[@r4.v3n]

Gooooooold

[@itsmefm]

@@r4.v3n you might say... It's premium 😂

[@itsmefm]

@@AndromedaD yeah absolutely, it takes a bit of the nervousness out of meeting someone new if they've already heard what you sound like

[@Thepriestessdeath]

I love the idea!

[@kili_liniani_3768]

10:47 that’s just Bruno from Encanto :v

[@alexr1632]

Honestly, i love this feature. You get way more out of someone’s voice than you do their text

[@squame3272]

hopefully dating apps will add video messages so we can get even more unhinged content

[@jungtothehuimang]

Oh god no nothing good will come of it

[@leahdavis9434]

No that's a really bad idea, it would get taken down in 10 hours due to all the content violations aka nudes

[@oliviarichman6035]

hinge already allows video

[@jungtothehuimang]

@@oliviarichman6035 dear God

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@oliviarichman6035 oh dear god

[@OhimeSama2019]

I'm so mad at myself for not thinking to screen record some of the ish I'd seen on Hinge because I've heard audio that's WAY more cringe than this stuff. One guy's audio was like... he was doing sort of a low, mumbling cartoony creep kind of voice and was saying something to the effect of "hey little kitty, come to daddy, I'm going to eat you up little girl~" and was cackling manically the whole time. I looked at the rest of his profile to see if it was a bad attempt at a joke (or maybe a very niche kink thing???) but I think he was just legitimately crazy.

[@Purplesquigglystripe]

Now that’s unhinged

[@orangestars701]

Ngl I’m a lil mad at you too for not sharing the cringe! 😂

[@cherryvoid5238]

and he thought that would appeal to women ? lol I wonder what he looked like whilst doing it

[@Joe-vy5qw]

I found a lot of these to be really funny, and on an app where everyone wants a comedian for a partner its surprising how boring, too serious and unfunny some people can be.

[@Whatizgold]

That’s why they want a comedian cuz lord knows they can’t make themselves laugh😂

[@themagicalfruit]

5:31 my dog needed a trigger warning lmao

[@fyrefrost1898]

The "second mama" thing, I didn't even clock at first that it was talking about a side chick, the first thing my mind went to was like a single mother looking for someone willing to help raise her child and then the second thing was "I want you to act as a surrogate mother figure to me???" like some Christian Grey shit lmao

[@katy366]

I did not twig this till I read your comment so like, same (I thought it was along the lines of your second thing)

[@ollieno971]

RIGHT

[@kendra4932]

I thought it was just him admitting that he needs to be taken care of like a child lol. Like he needs a gf who can act like a mom because he wont do chores or cook ☠️

[@mmybickers]

I, too, thought it was a single lesbian mother

[@lexslater2747]

honestly i really just assumed it was like a single parent in general. like a "hey, i have a child and my ex is still in the picture because we're raising this kid together"

[@Jordynmco]

im sorry but a man with a proper british accent saying the phrase "blow your back out" is perhaps the fucking funniest and cringiest thing i have ever heard

[@lissq2769]

🙄

[@whatcanidooo]

Dude my garbage brain legitimately found it endearing this is why I probably shouldn't use dating apps lmao

[@dearoldmold]

@@lissq2769 Thanks, Liss Q. Very cool.

[@Thepriestessdeath]

It was just the accent…

[@JohnDoe-hj9fh]

Did you not think British people use the same words as everyone else or?

[@ursulagudz]

5:55 you could say.. your biggest risk was taking that video /j funniest video I've seen all day dude

[@damntae6540]

11:36 the one time I finally by goldfish to eat someone else is going exact same. Literally muchin as this happens

[@guppy8073]

11:24 the amount of McElroy material that goes viral beyond their fanbase is astounding. sometimes it feels like they’re the hidden shadow masters of meme culture

[@LemonArsonist]

No idea what you mean. Unrelated but I'm gonna go eat some berries and cream

[@guppy8073]

i still remember the feeling of listening to TAZ: balance, watching the entire mbmbam tv show, then stumbling upon a griffin vine comp and finally realizing he was the “i don’t understand this meme and at this point im too scared to ask” man this whole time

[@Alyssa-sn9fp]

They genuinely are

[@sicko033]

they’re my heroes. my sense of humor has been built up by them

[@ollieno971]

RIGHT. They could have been fans too tho

[@sawyerblossom7244]

My spoken prompt is about how I think we as a society should acknowledge that Dr. Seuss was probs a furry but no one wants to admit it, so I can see why this is a weird app design tbh

[@mariaguglielmo1532]

SPEAK THE TRUTH

[@xandermin]

BUT YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!

[@headfangs]

Osamu Tezuka definitely was, as his daughter discovered after his death

[@abbeycat2543]

I'm interested!! Why was he probably a furry? Maybe I'm just not cultured enough in Dr. Seuss lore :))) [no hate, nor judgement intended by this comment!]

[@SM-yz4hi]

@Abbey Cat look at his book characters. He draws like… _exclusively_ anthropomorphic animals

[@danhatter6823]

This is what my father would call “one of those ‘good on paper’ ideas.”

[@nabilamiah3814]

Jarvis's face at 12:11 tore me up with laughter

[@lauratroy13]

Okay but genuinely Jacob sounded sympathetic to me. The way he talked and backtracked the daddy thing was cute 'I'm sry i got excited' 😁

[@honeybat8803]

Reminded me of my (genuinely toxic & fucked up / shitty) ex a bit tbh… 😬. But anyways.. imo, the way he said it made it sound like he was TRYING to make you think he’s cute & apologetic, etc. Like he definitely did/said that intentionally. (Also, he probably didn’t “think of” or consciously decide to do that, but I do think that - even subconsciously, or to some degree / on some kind of level - his intention WAS to make you feel some kind of way / see him a certain way). Which to me just seems kinda disingenuous, or even a little emotionally “manipulative” (for lack of a better term/word). But idk 🤷 maybe I’m wrong or just seeing him in a more negative light, due to him reminding me of my ex .? I don’t think that’s the case, but who knows. Irregardless, I just got major bad vibes from him & his “2nd half” of the clip. 🚩 🌸 But I can see how/why u found it cute. No hate to u. 💕

[@lebeleb]

nooooo

[@azul9655]

He was cringy in my opinion

[@honeybat8803]

@@azul9655 exactly

[@MisterDoctorBaconman]

A nuance I would add is that everyone is trying to project some positive qualities on a dating app, that's just how the "market" works there. What makes it feel like a red flag to me is the knowledge that you have multiple chances to record whatever you want, and that was the chosen take. That is what makes it clear that the intention was to project an approachable, awkward, and self aware persona, which to me is indeed a bad sign because if those are the best qualities you can think to put forward about yourself I have to wonder why. One could give the benefit of the doubt that it's just a random funny joke, but it feels more likely to be someone who has learned that "self awareness" makes a good mask for behaviors they know are unacceptable or negative.

[@eq4742]

Sorry Jarvis, but I think this video is a bit too gold for me. I've been blinded by the light shining off of your great content. I need you to stop.

[@eq4742]

In all honesty, please don't stop. Your videos are great and you are great. Keep being great!

[@1_FLASKFAN]

@@eq4742 keep be gold

[@eq4742]

@@1_FLASKFAN I couldn't have said it better myself

[@phosphenevision]

Time to upgrade your glasses, you need a premium prescription

[@kennedyb.gayming9954]

The most unhinged audio Ive encountered on Hinge was a girl just really into SNL she was defending SNL for her life for 30 seconds

[@freeky273]

Jarvis, you sound just like Moss (Richard Ayoade) when you are doing your accent bit in appx. 4:00 :D

[@prettygurls]

Jarvis is trying his best.

[@maxdecember7485]

Indeed

[@venusharuna4187]

I didn’t know you could put emojis in your KZbin name

[@quacknaround]

An avocado thanks 👍

[@MissMadeleineSwann]

I can really see the facial expression of the "gonna have to figure that out" guy

[@erenender66]

you just know he definitely did the lip bite thing

[@MissMadeleineSwann]

@@erenender66 yes haha!!!

[@cherryvoid5238]

good way to weed em out 😂

[@linny516]

eheh

[@MissMadeleineSwann]

@@linny516 😂

[@kizface3918]

As a dog owner I'd like to point out that we do understand some barks. The one that means 'somebody's at the door' sounds slightly different to 'I just saw a cat in the garden' or 'I'm excited about going walkies'

[@cassidyconroy4101]

5:27 holy shit I haven't cried laughing so hard in a long time. Unbridled chaos

[@ltihaompson]

For the "second mama" one, I interpreted that as a mom looking for another woman that wanted to help raise her kid and being transparent about it

[@gretagoogames]

POV: you’re a golden guest and Jarvis laid out the golden carpet for you

[@misswilwarin8829]

*the golden red carpet

[@inezketchup]

The daddy one was the same kind of humour as jarviss Australian bit

[@mcarlisle3559]

this is making me rethink my own hinge audio message, like maybe instead of using it as an opportunity to say more stuff about me i can try out my middling The Room impression

[@Leftoverrrpizzza]

Bold of Jarvis to wear a shirt that says “milk”

[@WisteriaWaves]

😭😭😭

[@WisteriaWaves]

What kind 🤔

[@haileygiabiconi8830]

Given his history...

[@guinevere1165]

My voice message was just me asking someone to take me on a date in the forest to look at cool bugs and I met my boyfriend through it. Surprised I wasn't murdered tbh

[@cgohoh]

Exception not the rule. Ladies do not try this.

[@alesdi1732]

Not me laughing at way too many of these as Jarvis sits there straight faced

[@allyoopintheair972]

Coming from someone whos on these apps...the audio messages are extremely entertaining and you always get a good laugh .....

[@lsbigshot]

Those audio messages sure are unhinged, aren't they?

[@aimemaggie]

this made my day

[@theawkweirdchild4675]

👏👏👏

[@Softbee13]

Onhinged lol

[@azul9655]

I feel dumb cause I don't get the joke :(

[@Softbee13]

@@azul9655 the dating app is called Hinge (: you aren’t dumb!

[@jakegggggggggggg]

I feel like your audio clip says "ha ha, yes I'm showing that I'm funny, but also that I'm self-aware enough to not fully commit and make a fool of myself" Something I would do. Just like all the other clips, I don't think there's one best way to handle it.

[@saullandiof5768]

His audio clip is more cringe any of the others he was critiquing

[@komos3719]

It does actually help you discern the type of person you're up against (idk how to phrase that less like you're going into battle)

[@SilverDragonJay]

I've been here a few times, but that distant gooooooooold in the beginning always makes me smile. also thanks for reminding my why I ditch all my dating profiles within a day or two of making them, idk I just dislike how people act on there.

[@MaddyBlu9724]

I like the idea of audio messages, it lets personality show in a way you couldn't over text, but I think most people would struggle to not sound stilted delivering them.

[@TheNinjapancake14]

I'm never adding an audio message. Once this update came in I started passing on matches more, because the things people feel emboldened to say...

[@mjjjermaine]

I kinda love it cause it lets me know exactly who to avoid based on the message

[@TheNinjapancake14]

@@mjjjermaine This is true, and I'm glad for it. The one Jarvis has isn't that bad either, so I guess there's the pros and cons

[@mjjjermaine]

@@TheNinjapancake14 yeah definitely pros and cons, I completely understand wanting to avoid them completely

[@njnoiser7079]

Thank you for playing your own audio. I like it when people are having fun with something but also try their hand at it as well.

[@ducktelepathy8352]

This would have been an interesting feature to have back when I was on dating apps, because I remember being shocked by how gentle and kind my partner’s voice was when we first FaceTimed. It definitely changed my perspective of the text chats we’d had up to that point (for the better)

[@baileybrian9560]

Perfect excuse for using hinge: my cat walked on my keyboard and accidently signed me up for hinge, but i decided to keep it as a joke 🤷

[@Steffheff317]

My friend showed me one where the prompt was “what is your love language..?” And he responded with “my love language is English” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@surphmespicy1598]

good thing about this voice feature is that you can get a decent idea of someone's personality. it's more obvious who to avoid

[@tylerdoesstuff6834]

Honestly, Jarvis' message was so Jarvis. Like that really does show what he's like, I love it.

[@identitycrisis7886]

jarvis, you’re gold too.

[@jamiepollard7857]

Oooh I thought the "second mama" thing meant they already have a child, and is actively searching for a partner that'll help them raise their child

[@Avistew]

I thought that too! I find the idea of calling your partner "mama" or "daddy" or "my girl" so creepy I think my brain refused to acknowledge the possibility it was meant in a sexual way

[@Weeniehutnurse]

I thought that they were in love with their mom

[@BreezyStreamy]

I definitely understand different barks from my dog. She has distinct barks for outside, stranger, hungry, etc. I feel like most people recognize this if they've spent a day around a dog.

[@purplespades9632]

4:58 It could've been funny if he did an impression of Detective Pikachu.

[@magstpwk]

7:26 happened to me and they didn't tell me until we had been seeing each other for four months and I had stated I was only interested in a monogamous relationship so best of luck to their other partners & I hope they've worked on communication

[@joelle4226]

That sucks!

[@keyofallworlds7549]

Omg I’m so sorry :( That’s totally not cool

[@Punkini]

So they just like cheating? Lol

[@magstpwk]

@@Punkini It depends, we hadn’t defined the relationship. But yes if we were and he didn’t tell all of his partners it was. I have a friend who is poly and talks about how open their communication is so I don’t think he fully understood what that kind of relationship entailed.

[@mollyallen2400]

@@magstpwk Sounds like even if he had told his partners, he hadn't been honest with or respected you because you'd already made your intentions/needs clear. Not cool. Things like that bum me out! Sorry for you.

[@baileynicole1824]

My entire experience with dating apps can be summed up to: Well I like my profile at least.

[@cherryvoid5238]

yep me too 😂😭

[@valaya.3]

Love that for you haha

[@ange_109]

It's a personal project that I'm proud of 😊

[@isabelbeaudry2541]

this is one of my favorite videos you’ve ever done pls do more

[@KM-mw3jp]

Unironically, Jarvis’ voice recording is genuinely really cute and endearing.

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

I would 100% swipe right on you, my good man. You're doin' just GOLDEN.

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

@@sarahbarges oh DAMN?! Word. That’s not awesome! You stay golden, girl

[@avicdear6529]

6:20 This one hits very different when your name is Georgia

[@paige2590]

Love having captions on

[@ash471]

love that the one jarvis loved the most was just a monster factory reference. shoutout to the boy mayor of second life and his campaign for ruffrage

[@sullensleaze]

i think the voice feature is an easy way to tell what type of person they are before messaging. so pro.

[@safabekr]

Of course I understand some dog barks, my dog had the “throw the toy” bark and the “let me outside” bark and the “OH MY GOD THERES A DOG WALKING BY CODE RED” bark

[@triantafelidesfox8344]

Yeah pet owners usually recognize the distinct noises their pets make as general meanings! Like how my dog SNEEZES at me to tell me to take him on a walk. It’s not a bark but it’s a VERY loud sneeze.

[@safabekr]

@@triantafelidesfox8344 That’s adorable 😭 Mine would start sneezing when he was really excited

[@nubis-chan]

You always make me feel premium - I appreciate you

[@michellemulenga3053]

😭💀your audio is wholesome, like a dad trying to figure out some new tech

[@Primalintent]

The "Dog Vote" guy was quoting Monster Factory's Second Life series. If you haven't seen it I recommend, it's probably the funniest one they did. But it was Griffin McElroy yelling it at a super-serious MENSA-style social club...in Second Life.

[@labellelace]

deffo one of my faves, but this is slander on The Final Pam and the Fallout 4 series which makes me cry real actual tears lol. tbh best way to consume monster factory is the entire playlist front to back, n hope that you miraculously get an extra video that way again haha

[@sicko033]

i adore the mcelroys, especially monster factory and mbmbam. griffin’s sense of humor is so wild

[@EpiphanyDraws]

@@labellelace this is spore erasure and i wont stand for it. praise jaam

[@ollieno971]

@@EpiphanyDraws also the mii sports one with griffin playing basket ball and yelling “KOBE” while missing every single one

[@labellelace]

@@EpiphanyDraws nah nah listen i almost said jAam i love them w all my cold heart (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)