Daz Watches Men Pay $500 To Date Me

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[@britishjoseph631]

My guy just brought up he is 6% Scottish, and proceeded to offend the entire nation

[@rivalthegrey7.562]

That’s why I lose my Faith in Americans

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

​@@rivalthegrey7.562same I'm American but tbh I feel the same way about my country if I'm being honest💯💯💯💯

[@rivalthegrey7.562]

@@silvamarcelo4559 bro is your context better too. You said the same thing about three times in different comments without elaboration

[@sheyenneschultz08]

I kept on thinking “yeah but there is still 94% of you thats not” 😂😂

[@optimised120]

@@rivalthegrey7.562He’s British.

[@kbrockin417]

Daz isn’t pregnant but he never fails to deliver

[@Thilaro__]

🤖🤖🤖🤖

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

💀💀💀💀

[@edenstarose2506]

this comment deserves to be pinned omg!

[@Fredbear_plush_show]

@@Thilaro__a bot isn’t smart enough, give credit where credit is due🤷‍♂️

[@Thilaro__]

@@Fredbear_plush_show 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@mkchristner]

Nick: “I’m a dog trainer.” 🐩 Daz: “and this one you can’t train.” 😂

[@that-one3408]

Chooo chooooooooo 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Daz 😂

[@Citkat304]

“I just hate when men act superior, it makes me wanna d!e” Daz is always so relatable😂

[@zedwalker]

😂😂

[@stream_virtue0742]

Congratulations on your engagement Daz. This deserves a TEA PARTY.

[@joannefernie8982]

Or a cuppa tea 🍵

[@GoAndrewKuiken]

*in vibrato* TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@marionmichaels5801]

☕🍵dont forget a teaspoon of honey🍯🍯🍯😊😊

[@Ihatecheesee]

☕️

[@Lilysvid]

🍵

[@doodlerr]

you know it’s gonna be good when it’s daz

[@rattings44]

fr tho

[@alicorn_queen]

Frr

[@FBI_appearsToOwnACat]

Literally, Daz games make me laugh all the time ❤😂

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yes🥰

[@kaylynnmillz3367]

Yep and it was only posted a couple minutes ago

[@alyssaglick8734]

i love how he ended up judging the guy harder than the girl 😂😂

[@buggo.]

When he was speaking Spanish he ended every sentence with “güey”(wey) which basically means bro or dude in Mexican Spanish which is most likely what he’s learning. “I wanna dance with you bro” lmao

[@totallytiktok4230]

"every part of you is delicious bro"

[@c4ry5ev4n5]

honestly, we all know Daz could pull off being a sugar baby. lets be real

[@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer]

Agreed

[@claun_the_clown]

Oh absolutely

[@CharlottePlusCake]

Fr💃🏼✨🕺

[@ashleysoto4239]

Linda! 😂

[@whiterabbit1973]

💯

[@burgerpowder8]

lets be for real. if daz was charging people to date him for $500, there would be a very long queue

[@stephenogden6219]

weird but very true XD

[@MushroomSoups]

✋

[@milaniabritton]

i would do it for 10k💀

[@Una.Owl_housefan]

“Date me and But you have to pay for me.” Daz says joking around. All of the comment section praises him and donates the money 💰. Daz posts something on the community tab… “Thanks for the donation on my recent video but… that was a joke.” One by one, he looses his fans.

[@elenamoriano231]

He would definitely become the richest man alive

[@JustKayleigh-gk7wx]

I appreciate that Daz isn't judgmental but can express his opinion respectively. That's so important and special because so many people are oversensitive and you can get canceled in a heartbeat, yet he skims the line perfectly. Love this guy.

[@ShockingPikachu]

Every time he was unsure of something he has asked and improved his views. It's refreshing to have people like that

[@Alonepistachio]

Im so confused tho when did becoming an escort didn’t deserve a bit of shame? Like you have to accept that every job comes with ups and down. So to me its very entitled to say I want to do whatever I want but I don’t want people to judge what I do? Yeah no Im gonna judge.

[@cattherat-ss4kv]

@@Alonepistachio 'it's entitled to say people shouldn't be assholes over something that doesn't affect them in the slightest'

[@Alonepistachio]

@@cattherat-ss4kv lol it’s incredibly entitled to think your actions are not gonna be judged. I’m never gonna look at an escort like i would a doctor, would you? If you chose to make easy money you can’t complain that these jobs comes with judgment. Just like I would judge a drug dealer, corn star or any job that is considered “easy money“. To pretend like being a sugar baby is a legitimate career is an insult to anyone who studied and try to bring something to society beyond spoiling themselves. If you choose easy money its easy for people to judge

[@Alonepistachio]

@@cattherat-ss4kv to pretend like people shouldn’t judge is ridiculous, we just shouldn’t judge things that people have no control over like their race gender etc but if you want to date men for money… thats called a hooker, and it might be a job but its not a prestigious one. I don’t like people trying to manipulate language. Just like I will continue to call pedos pedos and not MAP or whoever they try to make it like an actual sexual orientation and not something that is sick. If you go on dates for money that is simply called prostitution. I haven’t met many quality guy would would actually date a hooker and would actually marry her. If you degrade yourself you can’t ask for respect. Respect is earned.

[@adviiqq]

I KID YOU NOT MY IPAD DIED EXACTLY WHEN HE SAYS "they have to be covered in fur" AND I DIED EXACTLY LIKE MY IPAD DID FROM LAUGHING

[@D0llie-Bind1]

NAHH😭

[@tori6234]

2:57- Daz's aggressive: "JUST FOR A STRAP" has me on the floor

[@stranger2195]

stop these on the floor comments. they are annoying af

[@silvacado]

@@stranger2195 literally just scroll

[@BobBob-sc6hr]

@@stranger2195this comment has me on the floor

[@nolife097]

​@@stranger2195bro's a ceiling gang

[@moonyxxstars]

​@@stranger2195on the floor by jennifer lopez

[@hauwasagoodcharacter2557]

At last. The return of Linda. Now all we need is the air can again

[@jessicaconner1242]

Yes

[@Sillygoose_24]

Yesssss

[@aangie7881]

How dope would it be if Daz released a horror game called Linda& it turned out she was just doing some sadistic sh*t on her time off

[@totallytiktok4230]

someone pitch this i beg

[@Cyra_The_Jedi]

“Just 3D print a girlfriend” I’m done. You’ve cracked me 😭😭

[@bridgettekeepence8663]

Never fails to make me laugh like my kidneys are about to burst 😂 edit: Didn't think this would get that many likes god damn- thanks

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yea lol😂

[@cadhladooley]

Hahaha that's so funn- *POP*

[@bridgettekeepence8663]

Oop-

[@Callabungah]

Gimme that time machine you've managed to get.

[@zackgodwin3075]

Can’t laugh if you don’t have kidneys

[@anonymousplayer3002]

I had a mouth full of milkshake and then I heard “my shit smells like roses”. I almost spat my drink out of laughter.

[@joannefernie8982]

Yeah, I've spat that much tea 😊

[@mosiacsoml]

I was eating spicy ramen and almost choked on my noodles (a milkshake sounds sooo good though!!)

[@shaun3276]

Even Kylie Jenner changed herself to look like Kylie Jenner 😂

[@ceryscarr2354]

They have something called “rent a girlfriend” in Japan where you pay to rent a robot girlfriend for so many hours 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamille101]

The fact that this is real and they made an anime/manga about it is also crazy

[@Z_van_reyt]

You can even pay for a rl girl to hang out with for a day

[@charley8787]

'It just makes me want to die' - Relatable Daz. Toxic masculinity sucks 😭✨

[@joannefernie8982]

Yeah, her date came over as a clear cut narcissist 😮

[@ssujica]

It's not just that, it's also toxic femininity and the how most of this generation's modern woman have fallen, also simping

[@user-wq7be4en3v]

Agreed 100%

[@HeisenbergFam]

Daz's reactions are gold, imagine paying money just for a temporary date

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy" ~ Albert Camus

[@DDBaby03]

Basically the plot of “rent a girlfriend”

[@heartz4u..]

HOW ARE H U IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION

[@rose-yeah]

Unfortunately some people are lonely

[@lozzaskit]

when he brought up his fiancé and was smiling, that is adorable hahah! congrats!

[@abbiolson8227]

The rich snob laugh killed me but the "my shit smells like roses" brought me me back to life 😂

[@aquaslegacy2316]

This man never fails to make me laugh LOL

[@lvrd4365]

he always cheers me up fr

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Me too ❤️

[@Callabungah]

How'd you get a time machine?

[@British.diabetic]

fag

[@Notafanofweirdladies]

⁠@@silvamarcelo4559then go watch your own stuff if you think it’s so good.

[@inexplicable999]

2:55 “Just for a STRAAAP” this had me in stitches also the little laugh/groan/cringe cry….😂🙌🏻🔥

[@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer]

Don't know if you realised it but you made a great pun there.. stitches.. bag 😆 good work 👏

[@inexplicable999]

@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer oh damn I didn’t realise no! 💀😄😂😂 thanks anyway

[@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer]

@@inexplicable999 was quite clever 👏 😃

[@inexplicable999]

@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer haha

[@adviiqq]

“mY sHiT sMeLlS lIkE rOsEss🌹” DYINGG

[@tatyannaurquhart7654]

i died laughing when Daz thought the guy was talking about people in fur but he meant his sugarbabies were dogs😂😂

[@_soggy_cornflakes_3825]

I can't believe she completely glossed over the fact that he likes girls covered in fur 🤨

[@oliviagaddis7408]

I think he was meaning dogs, since he’s a dog trainer

[@kyntyr5474]

@@oliviagaddis7408Yh I’m pretty sure he was trying to make a joke.

[@pannajohns5255]

@@kyntyr5474 At least he wouldn't be fussy over a girl not shaving, yay? 😭

[@leenloweiti1411]

Mlp

[@leenloweiti1411]

. Pp pp.p

[@Sailas707]

Not the dude she’s going on a date with referring to his dogs as sugar babies 💀. Love your videos daz!!

[@skylarcooke9963]

Yeahh I caught that too, but that guy really should’ve explained it to the girl💀. It sounds so weird without context

[@elegantdisarray]

Omg, thank you. I really didn't get it. That was a terrible joke 😂

[@Sailas707]

@@elegantdisarray Np

[@LordAnti]

You overhearing a bad date at a diner would be an amazing skit!

[@littlesanne-kb2ne]

I have been a sugarbaby as well but for me it was really about searching for a sincere connection with someone who could take a bit of the financial worries away. The type of girls that are sugarbabies differ so much, some are just looking for money and designer things and others are more real and down to earth. From my own experience the sugardaddies liked the down to earth girls more because the connection felt more sincere to them.

[@angelahernandez5506]

How do you get into that while being safe? My main concern for people is that they're safe

[@littlesanne-kb2ne]

@@angelahernandez5506 Well, you never really know you're safe but it is always smart to have your first couple meetings at a public place. Once you get to know someone you can go to a bit more private places to hang out. It really just depends on how you feel about the other person and how serious you are about it. It is also very important to have someone you trust know about your whereabouts and also have some pictures of the other person so that if something might happen someone knows where you are and who you are with.

[@peterkey2186]

You know.. I can actually never have a good day without my daily dose of Daz black.

[@dakotagreene9421]

Fr. He's my free therapy 😂

[@peterkey2186]

@@dakotagreene9421 same

[@DrWiki-po1hk]

It's hilarious that men are willing to do anything for women except get a likable personality.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Impossible unthinkable

[@theserviceraven]

could never

[@jessypash9599]

I’ve been following Daz since Vine (I was 14 when I saw his vine of the impatient spider) and now I’m 23 still watching him and still loving all his videos. He is one of those people that hasn’t let the money or “fame” change him. He is a genuine guy and I will forever and always support him.

[@totallytiktok4230]

9 years damn....

[@AnnaJohnson-oo7yf]

“They have to be covered in fur.” Daz: 😶😐 FUCKING KILLED ME!!😂😂

[@maxwilliams2669]

The side rants need a shorts series. They're gold

[@tricia9149]

Omg yes😂❤️

[@loganwilson8688]

Bro the second hand embarrassment is at an all time high rn😂

[@theenigma2861]

10:33 "this is the city for that for sure" Listen to that with your eyes closed and tell me he doesnt sound like Patrick Bateman.

[@kaliaphilabaum3797]

the way she looks NOTHING like kylie jenner😭😭

[@milly4556]

9:06 it’s always the Americans 😭😭 they be like…..“I’m Italian” and yet they’re only 1% 💀

[@twosdaybear]

Honestly as much as you can judge this woman (or anyone who does this kind of work), if I was in a position where I was hot enough and single I would totally accept $500 to basically be arm candy! Get ya bag and all that

[@Monicalia]

I mean, yeah...as long as there's no sex involved and it's just chilling with someone, I'd do that too. I feel like it's very frowned upon because everyone believes that sex is ALWAYS involved, but that's not the case.

[@mastermangouste5425]

I just feel like you'd have to spend your days boosting white supremasists' ego and I think I'd throw up at some point XD I bet these people are the worst and you have to pretend you like them ew

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

@@Monicaliawhere do you even apply for this? 😂

[@ericsandrade]

@@Monicaliapeople look down upon it even with no sex involved. It’s not really a very helpful or productive job to society to be payed to stroke old rich men’s egos.

[@jauntycommander1065]

Eventually, sex becomes involved. No man is investing his money, no matter how much he has, and getting nothing but the pleasure of their company. Maybe not the first few “dates” but eventually

[@-laila_was_here-]

8:49 “I’m 6% don’t give a shit” 😭😭😭😭 OMG IM DIEING

[@cringedesu]

My mom and I went out to eat one afternoon borderline evening, and a blind date like this was going on behind her. He was saying the weirdest cockiest kinda creepy things like this guy but WAY more over the top it was hilariously awful… AND IM PRETTY SURE SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM 😭😭

[@tori6234]

I CANT WITH THE 13:06 :"SAY THAT AGAIN MR. DHAMER"

[@happyplaces1065]

“Oh so you’re lying to me. I’LL PAY YOU DOUBLE!”

[@alejx1189]

I can’t wait for das games to hit 1b followers

[@Veronica_xx]

Still 982 mil to go 😭

[@AcidOnTheStreet]

One thing I appreciate with daz he is still the same, not changing cause of more fame or subscribers. I see him as an internetbrother with humour and a great mind.

[@Heavenlyfather736]

Linda will forever make me laugh, no matter what

[@tricia9149]

Yea lol😂

[@liv1998x]

I’ll never get over Daz’s Louis Vuitton strap story 😂

[@jasminerc3240]

8:07 THIS IS SENDING ME

[@Boxoboi]

"Its covered in fur" *daz losing it* daz- his a dog trainner- he trains dogs.

[@hughdncy]

How real and filled with humour this gentleman is...Daz is a daily hero for us❤

[@tricia9149]

So true ❤️

[@__412_3]

8:12 "my s**t smells lile roses"

[@demghosty9216]

Personally I would definitely date someone regardless of if they decided to continue doing sex or romantic work, because when it comes down to it it’s about trust. I trust that my partner can balance work and a fulfilling romantic relationship. I’m also polyamorous so I would have a few partners where we all date each other, so I guess that trust is just something that comes with building relationships like that.

[@ellecapone1337]

I think polyamorous people are the only ones that could make this work honestly lol

[@DDBaby03]

Fair enough, I will be staying a few astronomical units away

[@sirmonster6438]

I ain't thinking there is any point in trust when you go polyambiguous.

[@Cloudyskies653]

Daz:”I will vomit one day,I will.” Me: “daz…it’s been 10 years”

[@Karissa100]

Dear Daz, if you see this I wanted to let you know how proud of you I am! I started watching you YEARS ago & you forever stuck in my lil ol heart! You’re humor, your positivity, all over just you being a good person needs to be thanked! You’re rare & very loved by your family here on KZbin! Thank you for always giving us content & your hard work! You deserve every nice thing you have you worked so damn hard for it.

[@joannefernie8982]

I've just been introduced by my son & Daz is now a daily tonic. Everyone should laugh every day! 😅😅

[@kierancampire]

Daz I sorta have no one in my life now, I've been alone for a while, just people slowly dropping since high school. But as you mentioned it, I can confirm, one of the worst times I felt about myself was when anyone in my life was paid to be. I was homeless and in supported accommodation, homeless shelter basically, and we had support workers, I also paid to see a therapist. These were the only people who spoke to me, like you said, it was people just paid to keep me company, they weren't really there for me, they were there for the money, every interaction felt transactional, it was depressing. Even still, it surprisingly hurt a lot when all of them disappeared the moment the money was gone, that probably hurt more in fact. You are not living a happy life if you have to pay everyone to be in it, because as you said, you are alone

[@XxCherylMichelleXx]

❤❤

[@jessicaconner1242]

Jesus quit whining

[@kelsey5303]

You have me

[@jesuschrist8279]

I feel like the line of prostitution in regards to the sugar world is so complicated because sure she may not be sleeping with them but it’s definitely the intent of the other person that plays a huge factor because like Daz said, he’s sure they try to pay extra for that. Most people don’t want to be sitting at home on the couch while their spouse is at a fancy restaurant flirting it up with someone, that would make anyone feel awful.

[@clarawilson2778]

I'm genuinely so grateful for this video...I've been on the verge of a mental breakdown for hours and this made me feel so so much better. Stay dazzling as always Daz ❤

[@itsjackson91]

All in favor of a Linda pay raise? 🙋‍♀️

[@GrimGrump]

I have to agree with every take Daz had in this video! Personally I’ve thought about trying out OF whenever I was having financial difficulties, but the thought of people who I know potentially seeing me naked, and vulnerable like that terrifies me😅 I also started to think about how monetizing my intimate parts of life would potentially take the pleasure out of it. That’s how I knew I couldn’t try that route, I do however say kudos to those who can healthily do this lifestyle🤙🏽

[@elenawilliams32]

The average OF model only makes 180 per month. It's only the top 1% that makes mega cash. Your intimate photos are there forever. Your future kids can look at them, so can your partners family, co workers etc... All for 180.🚩

[@mariembenks7919]

Good for you , whatever happens in ur life don't choose this path there's always another job or solution you can go for

[@GrimGrump]

@@elenawilliams32 oh I don’t plan on having kids, it’s more like always being paranoid about who has seen me and who hasn’t lmao

[@GrimGrump]

@@mariembenks7919 for sure, soooo many different jobs out there that no one thinks about!

[@Roxanne769]

I was crying when i was watching bc today was a bad day but this video made me stop crying and it made me feel better :)

[@PokidotGamer898]

Honestly, I kind of agree with you. Like I don’t usually find it easy to let people fully in, but I wouldn’t go through surgery or put on an act to impress. I’d be a bit shy and quite but that’s me. Sometimes with guys for me I am a bit cautious because my head goes straight to their gonna want me for my physical appearance and that’s it. But sense of humor is definitely a quality I want in my partner. But yeah he’s a no from me, he gives me the creeps idk why.

[@Flizz0]

Yeah, a lot of people only care about the physical appearances for some reason. Like, in my opinion with relationships I think it’s important to both be physically attracted AND like their personality so you like everything about them, not just certain things and then end up not liking the real them

[@PokidotGamer898]

@@Flizz0 yeah, I’m more afraid of being taken advantage of, because I’m not one of those girls who likes to be all sexy and show off her big ass and her breast off to everyone, and I just have trust issues when it comes to people.

[@_gabriella-]

even the intro makes me laugh every time, when its daz u know ur laugh the way he said " i am a flump" lol 8:13 to 8:19 LMAO

[@miaclarke6859]

19:00 completely unrelated but I was on a date once with this dude in a cocktail bar and I went to the toilets. This girl from the table across went to the toilets at the same time and she was like “girl your date is going so well he so fancies you” and we were like stood in these toilets screaming like idiots cause we were both so excited for me. I still talk to this girl and the dude is now my bf :)

[@unknown_3988]

"Money" daz starts every daz watches with a single word and a pause😂

[@not_grxce6119]

Daz’s laugh is so contagious !

[@stephs348]

Forever favourite KZbinr. Honest, humble, kind, funny, wholesome, says it how it is kind of guy. Such a wonderful human being! Thank you for sharing yourself with all of us Daz. I'm so happy you found love, you both deserve true happiness. Forever blessed and grateful ❤

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yes I couldn't agree more ❤️💯

[@crazycatlady6226]

I mean good for her, get that bag girl. I just don’t understand why people like to pay someone for company and nothing more lol. I also don’t understand why people pay for onlyfans because u can watch corn for free 😂

[@LYFT-SAE]

You go to a feild and watch corn crops for hours?

[@umershaikh7179]

@@LYFT-SAEu okay?

[@Bubbletrees]

Daz, he's a dog trainer that's why his sugar babies are covered in fur 😂😂😂

[@PigeonFace4Life]

19:49 it’s canon that Daz stays down there in the abyss of his office when he’s not on KZbin and then pops back up everytime he uploads

[@Mccrizzle15]

Daz will never let you down when you need a laugh

[@NikkiLouKhan92]

Actually creasing "my shit smells like roses.." 🌹💩😂 then he comes out with "I'm 6% Scottish.." 🇫🇮🤣 straight up nearly spat out my tea 😅

[@liaxrs]

that’s the flag of finland. scotland is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@thesusno6770]

just something I feel like sharing with this community: Growing up I was starved and so now I have a bad relationship with food.. I use to go many days at a time without eating because my body refused to get an apatite and when It did it would go away within a minute if I didn't get up right away (I still deal with this). I've learned that watching Daz makes my body get an apatite (i don't know why???) and it wont go away until I eat enough to be full. Watching Daz also helps me sleep (I deal with insomnia and meds don't help me very well) so now I'm eating noodles so I can get to bed since I stayed up to have a game date with my bf. lol; hope whoever reads this is having a good day/night!

[@abbycatnip4761]

Good for you ❤

[@ritaakalele4801]

Genuinely refreshing to see a man call out the narracist thank you Daz. Fecking over the moon for you and your fiance and daughter ❤

[@Josh-Wolfer]

Daz never disappoints✋❤️

[@eliasbladevolt]

Facts

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Agreed 💯

[@Callabungah]

You didn't even watch 1/4 of the video when you posted that. ✋❤

[@TitanClaw]

" IDK why Linda is always up there" Send help Linda is stuck in the attic

[@ctrl_alt_del_u8537]

"If im just a twat from the off. They know what they're getting into" Realist thing ive heard.

[@Gir_XD_20]

THE FUR PART OMLLL- 💀💀💀💀

[@paigesoukochoff3020]

I went on vacation a couple months ago. I didn't want to pay for a checked bag, so I packed light and put it all in a school-sized backpack. It weighed 13lbs but fit the carry-on guidelines.

[@80PercentScottish]

I will never get tired of Daz using 'woman' as the plural for woman, instead of women. It makes me happy everytime I hear it for some reason.

[@XxCherylMichelleXx]

I literally thought I was the only one who noticed (with the upmost respect daz!) X

[@Deus_wukong1468]

Textbook grammar, not that surprising actually.

[@80PercentScottish]

@@XxCherylMichelleXx he's done it for years and I love it 🤣. Nobody ever seems to comment on it though.

[@Fate_lifts]

"Oh so you're lying to me... ILL PAY DOUBLE" -Shit made me double over 😂

[@sarielgrace]

the guy thinks he got rizz, but all he got is cringe

[@ADgamingHD]

I wonder how many none British people got confused by the "I'm a flump" reference. That tickled me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jackie-mc5yr]

Daz you never fail to get a laugh out of me lol

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Ikr❤️

[@Sliptied]

​@@sonniesiekbert5694A thousand plus comments You've commented over a THOUSAND times on Daz's channel Teach me your ways

[@Sliptied]

​@@sonniesiekbert5694also, happy birthday to you

[@iwasNEVERhere567]

Congratulations on your engagement Daz!! They are very lucky to have your sense of humor in their life!!

[@ivanayala3402]

You know it’s gonna be a good daz watches when he immediately has a side rant

[@korpen3770]

Glad to hear Linda still works for you, seems like forever she was in your videos. Please don't fire her...

[@MorganCompston]

Honestly I feel like my organs are about to burst everytime this man cracks a joke he's so funny lmao

[@HowlingWolf2101]

8:15 This Had Me in the Dying 🤣🤣 I played it back serval times lol

[@thomaspauljs07]

I love your vids so much because I'm going through a tough time and would like to talk to you about it but this is enough you always make me smile. Thank you

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Aww I'm so sorry I hope everything's ok I wish you the best I'm praying for you. Things will get better I promise hope you're doing okay love and hugs ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

[@alicorn_queen]

I love daz watches so much 😭 You will never fail at making me laugh

[@jackvallins2573]

Everything... what was that Mr Dahmer killed me. Daz you truly know how to hit that funny spot 😂❤

[@xlettereiwildcraft1185]

Daz, I'm going through a breakup right now, I've always loved your videos I've watched ya for years, the comfort you give is incredible, you help me feel not hopeless and you make me laugh, so thank you for being such a good person and so good at what u do and so entertaining

[@embracewithgrace8951]

Hi daz, I love your content it always makes me laugh and gets me through the day. Stay dazzling!

[@tricia9149]

Ikr❤️

[@tricia9149]

Always ❤️

[@_hi_8062]

I love how daz makes everyone laugh in every video, he can never let us down with these.

[@tricia9149]

Agreed ❤️

[@tricia9149]

Ikr I love Daz❤️

[@2psycho888]

"people would pay me 500 pounds to go away!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 LIIINNNDDDAAA IM FUCKIN DEAD 💀😭 "I like women covered in fur" "Say that again Mr Dhamer?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute thank u Daz I really needed this!!!

[@kpopunofficialchannel7397]

Daz wearing the Nirvana shirt just makes me happy 😌

[@tobe3940]

Good vid! You got plenty of really young viewers and it helps a ton, believe me, for them to already get to know the signs of messed up narcissistic misogynistic controlling abusive men.