Dead Body Hijinks (Part 2)

[@BananaMike780]

I can't believe you left out the part where Tanzler was planning to one day bring her body into space where he believed cosmic xrays would bring her back to life

[@cushchristian1257]

The fuck

[@PokeFan28]

@@cushchristian1257 i can absolutely apprive this comment. What the fuck

[@DarkBladePL9]

Also, while the girl was still alive the whole family moved houses and instructed all neighbors to not give away thier location to Tanzler, but he found out anyway

[@cushchristian1257]

@@DarkBladePL9 damn this guy is a real creep

[@DarkBladePL9]

@@cushchristian1257 yeah, he wrote a whole book about it and the part about stealing the corpse is called "liberation"

[@spazmaster6731]

Woman: *dies of incurable and deadly disease* Carl Tanzler: ha ha well don't mind if I do

[@censusgary]

Incurable, deadly, and contagious disease.

[@censusgary]

Thicc Alien : You don’t know me.

[@huebuckle8597]

😘💀

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

@Thicc Alien You shouldn't judge people with a name like that.

[@praptichoudhuri6578]

*shoves pp inside dead human*

[@colimiau]

Fun fact! Tanzler even admitted to have poisoned Elena in a note found by renovation workers in 1982, saying “She died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolfsbane (monkshood) with aconite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25, 1931. Suffer no more sweet Elena. I have sent you to the angels with my golden elixir...”

[@onyx747]

I- *what?*

[@rubyy.7374]

“My golden elixir” sounds like piss

[@crow_in_a_trenchcoat]

@@rubyy.7374 o god it does

[@thesenate5913]

@@rubyy.7374 swiss miss instant piss maybe

[@CommanderDiamond678]

Look I would rather be poisoned then to continue to suffer from tuberculosis.

[@archibaldthejester42069]

I think its hilarious that the Necronomicon only has a one star rating on audible. Like, everyone who wanted to do witchcraft listened to it and went: "Nah this ain't cutting it. 1/5 stars, Satan would be disappointed."

[@ryanboggs8685]

Lmao I could recommend to you a list of fantasy novels that would be more helpful for trying to learn magic

[@tafazzi-on-discord]

maby it's a censored version?

[@meltedcheese1091]

It’s got like 4 1/2 on Amazon

[@ninjanolan]

@@ryanboggs8685 You can't just say that and not follow up

[@ryanboggs8685]

@@ninjanolan I could, but I won’t. Don’t dabble in that stuff, find a better hobby

[@psyraxx88]

The screaming corpse part startled me

[@BloonProductions]

"I'll take that as a yes!" DEAD BODY: AAAAAAAAAAA

[@cazadorcazado08]

It made me rofl

[@firstnamelastname631]

When?

[@kneep1111]

5:11

[@NebulaOldChannel]

*AAAA-*

[@thebroskibobby3936]

Woman: dies from highly contagious disease Old man: *swoops in* “I’ll be taking that!” y o i n k

[@lollmao3247]

Thank you for commenting

[@QueenVoodo0]

Hippity hoppity you are now my property

[@orionlopez8707]

Yeenkers

[@Oo-so2jk]

BroskiJosephski y a g g a

[@beeplayed8753]

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[@yelloworange3125]

As far as the hair goes, it was common place in the Victorian era to make jewelry out of a dead persons hair because that was about all you could do to remember them, so her parents likely thought that’s what he was doing

[@ttracs]

The past was a a strange place

[@yelloworange3125]

@@ttracs Eh, debatable. When you have to be rich to have your photo taken, you're gonna want anthing you can have to remind you of your dead spouse or parent or child, so you take a lock of their hair and braid it into this intricate piece of jewelry that will be around forever, and you can always wear it to remind yourself of them. If you look up images of them they were quite beautiful, and some were just locks of hair in lockets. Its pretty fascinating. People in the past truly did do the best with what they could (and honestly, how they wore their clothes was also incredibly intelligent). y modern, and even my historical loving self's standards, it is a bit strange to take a dead person's hair, but sometimes in the Victorian era they would take pictures with recently dead people if they didn't get a chance to before they died, then edited the photos to make it look like their eyes were open so they could have a picture of the person to remember them by. Also, there's such thing as victorian photoshop. All those pictures from the victorian and edwardian eras with women with itty bitty waists, were all edited when they were taken to make them look that small!

[@ryanboggs8685]

@@yelloworange3125 probably the same reasons why knights used to ask for a lock of hair of their ladies.

[@potsandpans7989]

God I love the Victorian era

[@royisabau5]

Just like in Skyrim when I name enchanted jewelry after the people whose souls inhabit them

[@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle]

My grandfather lived in the keys when Tanzler was there doing all that stuff. Key West was a small island so everyone knew everyone. They actually called him Count Carl Von Cosel, idk why, but that’s the name my grandfather used in his stories. Basically all the kids viewed him as your stereotypical local weird creepy old man who everyone was afraid of. My grandfather remembered when all this stuff came to light, it was quite the small town drama.

[@LL-ht2dd]

I’m pretty sure Tanzler claimed to be several things, including a count at one point

[@MM-jf1me]

@@LL-ht2dd Yeah, even Elena's family knew him as Count von Cosel. He was a weird dude.

[@masterdeetectiv9520]

His USA citizenship papers had his name as Carl Tanzler von Cosel and he later added a count to his name for some reason

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

To be fair, it seems like he was a weird and creepy old man. He'd be the perfect Congressional candidate for our time.

[@blueberrysquid0950]

Girl of his dreams: dies Tanzler: *_It’s free real estate._*

[@arturo_renteria]

I mean

[@arturo_renteria]

@@Chrome2105 damn right

[@spoonify8137]

Why does this also work for ImJayStation

[@eveningstar7048]

This shit isn’t funny

[@huntereaton8]

no No NO *no* *No* *NO*

[@MediumDSpeaks]

The sequel we needed but didn't deserve

[@frowlinian8175]

*deserved, but didnt need

[@meetwheatpodcast9078]

@@frowlinian8175 no

[@ValugaTheLord]

*didn't deserve nor needed?

[@totaldan99]

@@ValugaTheLord my brain exploded

[@danyaundyeetus3956]

666 likes :0

[@AlexSmith-tz2lf]

"Florida man leaves his family for a corpse."

[@giornogiovanna8465]

Underrated

[@japijo6554]

Underrated

[@20teverify]

The first of many

[@aaawa2074]

Godfather of Florida men

[@auhsojacosta1672]

Florida kid sells his unconscious friend to a drug dealer for a bag of marijuana

[@fregtz735]

The ragdoll he created makes it the first waifu body pillow in the world. (Or at least the first documented body pillow)

[@santafefanproductions786]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@ISuperI]

I never thought that, lmao

[@pawa7714]

we don't know if first.

[@average-neco-arc-enjoyer]

@@santafefanproductions786 yes

[@Wellsfargoisabank]

Don’t. Start.

[@cyanity1017]

5:11 when your pretending to be dead and hear *"we'd like to have them cremated"*

[@henrymcbark7337]

I HATE HOW IM LAUGHING AT 1Am thanks to reading this.

[@Xerxes2528]

You got a good laugh out of me LMFAOOO

[@tennesseeboi6704]

5:11 when you e

[@matthewlong7547]

For a youtube comment meme, this is actually funny

[@andistansbury4366]

DEEP FRIED

[@fpsencore]

“ill take that as a yes 😉” *wails from the deepest depths and ravines within the ghastly underworld*

[@LocalGoober10]

5:12 *the scream that you make waking up at night when you forget to do something*

[@SeriouslySeriousGrim]

@@LocalGoober10 You wake up at 11:55 and remember your essay due at 12

[@siyuandai6377]

underrated comment

[@Salty_Taco9357]

AAUUUUUGGHHHHHH

[@mr.pepper7641]

Pogggg

[@adambutler1513]

"why did the priest have pope blood in his bag?" Sounds like the setup to one of those priest walks into a bar jokes sam lmfao

[@TheHutchy01]

Well, you can only drink so much Fanta.

[@Osama_Zyn_Laden]

Will Martin Luther nailed a list of reasons why the Catholic Church are Heretics and it started a very very long long long long long long story... long story short Catholics are Heretics and there is most definitely some sketchy s*** going on in them churches

[@raelogan]

"He looked kind of like Sigmund Freud, only even more evil" is the best description I've heard of

[@EllpaFox47]

He looks more like Freud than the man himself

[@peterjohnson11655]

When are we gonna get Dead Body Hijinks 3: Revelations

[@iandouglass8132]

@Carter Harrison no kidding lol

[@asstroboii]

attack tomato hehe

[@MrBenMcLean]

It needs to talk about Jeremiah Bentham, the utilitarian philosopher.

[@riks081]

Never

[@kek848]

Would have been great if he called this one electric boogaloo

[@Spockitans]

Dead Body Hijinks II: Necrotic Boogaloo

[@ghostofshinychanseythattil4352]

i already made that joke!

[@clitcrusader4897]

@@ghostofshinychanseythattil4352 yeah but you stole our oxygen so I think it's just fair

[@davemarx7856]

Screw my comments, pin this

[@oddacity5883]

Gosh gee these mufuckin’ dead bodies are really for me

[@lakim3017]

When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

[@taylorbarbieri4018]

I remember seeing a documentary when I was 8 on Tanzler’s wild ride with his corpse bride. Terrified me for years, thanks for bringing my sleep paralysis demon new material.

[@renz1013]

@yeetkid dont jusg please dont I had enough about these corps stories

[@microwave8931]

Imagine dying of tuberculosis just for some weird guy to make you his wife

[@aidanc6399]

I absolutely love how Tanzlers ex didn't give a shit about him being obsessed with the corpse and dumping her

[@MM-jf1me]

They must've been really old by that point and maybe she just wanted a roommate to split the rent with.

[@DrumHeroProductions]

To quote the Great Pink Guy "I treat her badly, but she comes back... Everytime. Just goes to show, that none of these hoes are worth a dime..."

[@davidcastillo4141]

5:11 when you wake up and realize you have ten minutes to prepare for school

[@oscarramirez2697]

So true🤣🤣

[@thatwarlock7512]

This morning

[@nuclearelectronicdude4258]

I looked for a 5:11 comment ty

[@fisherdittburner6959]

Lel

[@paulmoitoso9658]

Omegalul.

[@realbland]

Tanzler looks more like Freud than Freud does

[@kari7403]

Lmao. That's exactly what I'm bad been thinking.

[@8e_adityaputrapratamazaldy547]

literally not z charlie chaplin won at 27th place lol not 3

[@ayyylmao101]

@Aidan Bramwell If I were him, I'd feel an odd sense of pride LOL

[@TotoDG]

Tanzler looks like Freud, while Freud looks like George Carlin pretending to be Freud.

[@theatermx]

Floridian Freud 👀

[@flickerr1]

Most obscure and interesting Florida man happenings throughout history please Edit: well I’ve never been so right apparently, I now demand it and if you don’t I’ll be upset. Thank you for those who agree with me.

[@mook_butt8037]

_MyCatNala _ I never knew I needed him to make an entire video dedicated to Florida Man.

[@jln3399]

Nala omgomgomg yay

[@screamer5029]

Yeah let's do it!

[@festethephule7553]

I concur.

[@flickerr1]

WE MUST RISE RISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLORIDA MAN

[@Southern-trout0]

5:11 I believe that was a genuine scream from Sam after learning about Carl Tanzler.

[@evancarlson5805]

My favorite dead body hijink that wasn't mentioned was Operation Mincemeat when British intelligence dressed the body of a drifter as a naval officer and planted fake invasion plans on him and dumped him off the coast of Spain during WW2.

[@wulfherecyning1282]

Post-mortem Conscription, good times. That drifter is a war hero, even if he was a hapless bum in life.

[@iheartkiecats]

Just the word “mincemeat” there made me think of the time a guy accidentally fell into one of McDonald’s giant meat grinders. Total recall of all product once they found out, of course. But I kinda wonder if any of his human meat ever made its way into a Big Mac.

[@PongWithBreakout]

I guess you can call this burger the Big Man.

[@kylesoriano9512]

@@PongWithBreakout I love you for that

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

​@@iheartkiecatsim sorry, what?

[@jasminne1338]

Elena’s sister: *PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP*

[@annafrankel6236]

OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S PARENTS FORCED THEM TO WATCH SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK

[@Flash4ML]

Idk wtf you’re talking about, this sounds like Monsters Inc. to me

[@Djeispark]

@@Flash4ML *It IS Monsters Inc.*

[@Flash4ML]

Then why did Anna frankel say School house rock? Idk which one came first

[@annafrankel6236]

school house rock was in the 70's

[@C_Corpze]

5:11 this made me tear up laughing, it’s so unexpected.

[@GOATEDTYLERR]

its like the sr pelo screams

[@_hekken]

What made me tear up was pausing the video at the "satanic ritual" imagery.

[@doonico2958]

Same

[@charlie_lane20]

i laughed as hard as i could for like two minutes straight

[@ninja250r2008]

Thank you. Was looking for this comment.

[@migacmagic6675]

2:13 "Stay Off the Grass" rehab facility Fucking legend

[@trollman3894]

I dont get it

[@yolomaipolo1383]

@@trollman3894 weed

[@trollman3894]

@@yolomaipolo1383 ooooh

[@tranglomango]

@@trollman3894 oof

[@patrykdabrowski1788]

Omfg how did i miss that. 500 IQ joke

[@universal_idiiot]

John Paul (with a dr doofenshmirtz voice): If I had a nickel for every time my relic blood was stolen I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot of nickels but it's weird that it happened three times.

[@sarafontanini7051]

alternatively: If Ihad a nickel for every time someone stole pope blood only to conchalantly tosss it away, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird it's happened twice

[@MaximNightFury]

Three times that we know of ;)

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

4 nickels now, making our way to a quarter!

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STEALING POPE BLOOD and let me guess, they'll find it tossed in the trash again

[@17locust]

Imagine it in kokichis voice or nagitos voice.

[@dominicburns4002]

I love how he pronounces foreign names casually

[@numberonepiaafan]

Because he's not dumb...

[@simonj6801]

@@numberonepiaafan True tho

[@russiangenome9643]

@@simonj6801 TRUE LULW

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

He sucks at doing it though

[@Flash4ML]

Yellow Cactus, um not really, he pronounced all those names well

[@Rickey1]

Pope: dies Bypasser: *wOAH free first relics*

[@1TW1-m5i]

Free first class relics

[@BJGvideos]

He lived like another 20 years after being shot though

[@itisyebadger]

The image of an insane German man living in Florida skipping down the street while pulling a red wagon with a decomposing body in it is not what I wanted to think about today.

[@redlily2893]

Carl Tanzler: The Original Florida Man

[@amirajones6157]

Lmao Soo true

[@avanda.7070]

@Garrett McBride i wonder what crazy things the Florida dinosaurs did

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

@Garrett McBride *Florida fish gets sick of water and wanders off into land*

[@jeltje50]

@Garrett McBride Florida native probably.

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Floridian historical way of life.

[@ksj2936]

"Wake up" 5:08 "You're late for school" 5:11

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Underrated comment.

[@dominica5360]

A A A A A A A

[@rallycobra5738]

Im fucking dying

[@gobineko8121]

5:11 is nightmare fuel at 2 in the morning.

[@steve_broxi]

4:12am for me right now mate

[@AxeAR]

2:12 am

[@quill7889]

1:47am for me but I found this funny af

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Ikr

[@magusperde365]

We're coming

[@CSLucasEpic]

Almost every ancient egyptian mummy: Being eaten by Europeans.

[@ManicMercurianAstrology]

Wait what

[@robertursache6371]

Yhea , wait what?

[@spikehmd]

Europeans used to eat egyptian mummies, believing that gave them some health benefits....smh

[@galaxianinsomniac9953]

The cursed jerky

[@jackcasey8078]

Mummy, more like, yummy

[@Caniewaak]

3:50 "This is the past we're talking about after all, that place was a shitshow from start to finish" World history in a sentence.

[@thefunnyfungusman]

5:11 *S R P E L O I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@wizzdom712]

Yes

[@nuclearelectronicdude4258]

So true, was it a feat. ?

[@qrbital9861]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@cici-tb4ml]

*EAAAUUGGH*

[@pumpkincat5797]

More like 8:17

[@DementedDuskull]

It's a creepier story once you know what her corpse's face looked like after Tanzler dressed it up.

[@livymiso]

She looked fucking terrifying

[@masoncampbell5267]

That shit caught me off guard when I looked at Tanzler’s wiki page. I will for certain see that face in a nightmare tonight.

[@nogoodgod4915]

@@masoncampbell5267 why.... WHYY DID I LOOK IT UP

[@ashh_ley]

FreakShow describe it im too scared to look

[@livymiso]

@@ashh_ley like a porcelain doll but made of human flesh

[@alexhayes5660]

6:13 her face never ceases to make me laugh my fuckin ass off

[@Jim58223]

He pip piped the diddly doo with the dead body

[@builtdifferent995]

Jim Ferdinando lmao

[@masonrollins4944]

r/sex?

[@explodingmelon0659]

pip pip the deadily doo

[@Denver4570]

can you like.... not?

[@MandrakeFernflower]

"Pee pee poo poo" - Berd

[@rano4651]

Necrophilia: *putting the rot in erotica*

[@CEDL4072]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zorex.]

never heard of that one

[@rano4651]

@@zorex. immitation is the greatest form of flattery

[@zorex.]

@@rano4651 noted

[@mikemarks6136]

Wow an original joke

[@CatLivesNite]

You forgot where tanzler has a doctor before his name so elena's parents thought he's a doctor which is probably why tanzler got some of elena's hair.

[@exantiuse497]

Except he wasn't a doctor. Sam incorrectly calls him "radiologist", which is, indeed, a type of doctor, but Tanzler wasn't a radiologist but a radiology technician, which is more like a nurse rather than a doctor. He never went to medical school or anything like that

[@croppedrocket3383]

@@exantiuse497 jesus. Was people that oblivious back then. Makes me glad we began doing background checks.

[@geekdivaherself]

@@exantiuse497 - Nnno, Nurses have to go to school & take difficult classes, so that's less like a nurse and more like a receptionist who's been at the hospital a very long time who hands out advice that he shouldn'ta oughta.

[@exantiuse497]

@@geekdivaherself This is from Wikipedia ("radiographer" article): In the United States, these professionals are known as Radiologic Technologists. Formal training programs in radiography range in length that leads to a certificate, an associate or a bachelor's degree. So the education they receive (at least today, idk about back then) is of similar length as what nurses go through. Idk about the difficulty, I'm neither a nurse nor a radiology technician, but saying they're "like a receptionist" is not accurate, they do go to college

[@geekdivaherself]

@@exantiuse497 Thanks, but I was talking about then. Where I am, receptionists usually have some college, too. My Mom's a nurse, and her last year of college definitely had at least one course that scared even doctors with its level of required intensity and precision. The nursing profession is often looked down upon, too.

[@BvousBrainSystems]

It kills me that the best joke in this video, a better joke than i will ever write, is a throwaway line of text that you have to pause to read. 5:50 "So do people still poop in heaven?" "Only the virtuous scatophiliacs"

[@Mr_Yeah]

5:12 Yeah, sleep is overrated. Don't need that tonight.

[@QueenVoodo0]

Mr.Yeah UGGGHHHH

[@mann8557]

That scared the shit out of me.

[@joylolly4458]

@@mann8557 Dude, same😐😖

[@pendulunium2408]

I found it fucking hilarious

[@erelys3259]

@@pendulunium2408 yeah, it's fucking hilarious, just... I'll take that as a yes! *AAAHHHHH*

[@syco579]

You left out the part where before reburying Elena, her taxidermied corpse was put on display for a few days so people could get a look at what tanzler did to it

[@oooooooooooooooooooooooor]

Jesus christ...

[@fart63]

It just gets worse and worse the more I learn about it

[@coloEditing]

@@fart63 A lot of childs get trauma after seeing this i think...

[@trianglekid219]

that reminds me of the picture of elena's body that i saw years ago. it still haunts my nightmare. how do you remove a thought from your memory

[@thatonedude9269]

@@trianglekid219 is the one where she looks like a mannequin?

[@dumpsterchild131]

Tanzler: I am deeply in love with you Elena: *huhahuHAHUHA H U H A H* (death) Tanzler: I’m glad you agree

[@gruntlos]

( *later* ) 5:11

[@obamallama4104]

I, too, watched the video.

[@jenniferbunting24]

4:18 for the comment

[@Spaghetti_WARLORD]

So meaningful

[@THATGuy5654]

The giddy little animation you did for Tanzler- perfection.

[@ShrekIsGod1]

- drinks pope blood - _refreshing_

[@TIMOTHY_THE_2TH]

I love pope blood!!

[@screamer5029]

Pope cranberry.

[@rnnres4749]

*WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY*

[@wiseferret4745]

Shoulda had a V8.

[@ShrekIsGod1]

Just fucking *chug* that shit

[@KorewaEden]

The sequel that everyone knew they needed

[@jeanvaljean6433]

go away

[@firepower7017]

Burn!

[@lawl756]

I love the decline in Sam's mental state. His videos went from being reserved, to the point, family friendly, to....well 5:11 No regrets, 10/10 would subscribe again if i could

[@deet0109mapping]

sounds like me

[@doodledkaiju]

"AAAAA-"

[@DZXJR]

Infernal noises

[@flightlessboy4040]

Compared to the first dead hyjinx video, he's a lot more sane in and calm in this one. Not by that much but there is a difference.

[@beesgold1487]

Alt account

[@KPURPLEKiNG]

"Never give up on that girl of your dreams." -Tanzler

[@draxxychan]

Tanzler: "I'll take that for a yes." Elena: *" ....UUUHHHHHHH"*

[@basicallyhowto4108]

Bloody brilliant

[@someflatsoda9879]

5:09 Facebook moms' reaction to normal memes 5:12 Facebook moms' reaction to minion memes

[@russiancat_9883]

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@onlyhumanstillananimal6746]

What am I not getting?

[@iAmTomato]

@@onlyhumanstillananimal6746 woooooooooosh

[@jspr49]

@@iAmTomato not a woosh

[@monetum1392]

@@iAmTomato Fuck off kid

[@henri6685]

Remember the dark times, when his Videos were only 3-4 minutes long? I am glad that this is over.

[@oscarbelmare_22]

Just hearing his theme even in past videos makes me feel joy

[@toxiicwarfare9698]

You know it's a good day when this lad uploads.

[@prodsh4ne]

5:08 like this so I can find it later

[@iihopegloss9870]

ᔕᕼᗩᑎEᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ bam your welcome

[@tomasbeltran04050]

Could you find it?

[@prodsh4ne]

Tomás Beltrán yes thank you

[@tomasbeltran04050]

@@prodsh4ne ur welcome

[@se7vin77]

the comments show up at the top of the comment section for the person who posted it. stop begging for likes.

[@classicallemur1190]

Roses are red, the sun is shining, my mental health is slowly declining.

[@clydearnold1931]

*Hol’ up a second...*

[@abrahamlincoln9160]

Same lmao

[@gavin9037]

ok

[@demdem7946]

haha relatable kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqCUfZp8bd6mY8U

[@benjamingillingham-murray8795]

I think this applies to all of us

[@foodank_atr817]

6:32 *"HAVE HER CADAVER"*

[@waterfaze7480]

2:05 pause here, 2 of these images make me immeasurably happy

[@michealwright3244]

Lemme guess the rumba and the guy eating his face

[@waterfaze7480]

Micheal Wright yep!

[@trashwolf9563]

Bendy? Is that y o u ?

[@waterfaze7480]

@@trashwolf9563 oo hadn't even noticed that lol

[@afwasboi9334]

I love the shot from nihil-gohstmane

[@squid197]

5:11 dont mind me just saving this replay button for myself

[@shark1egal]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[@italinboiistudios5246]

It startled the crap outta me

[@natividadmorales7654]

5:12

[@kalanaherath3076]

Wow that guy did more for that dead body than he did to treat her while alive

[@purplehaze2358]

*WOW.* A subject even I'm reluctant to make jokes about in private, and you did it in a fucking comment section. You deserve a fucking N-word pass.

[@tomokokuroki2506]

Things Dr Bright is not allowed to do: *give people an N-word pass*

[@kalanaherath3076]

@@purplehaze2358 Wait...I'm an Indian guy from Sri Lanka, wasn't I already allowed to say the N-word? If not, I've done some grave mistakes that I need to correct...

[@purplehaze2358]

@@tomokokuroki2506 What can I say, I'm the man of BRIGHT ideas.

[@maucazalv903]

6:51 this would be a great sitcom(?

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

This is the most cursed comment section i have ever seen.

[@billyparr3901]

100% True

[@davidmadiar3928]

The video itself is cursed like a mummy's treasure-ridden grave is cursed.

[@CyberLink70]

Introducing the Sam O’ Nella Academy.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@CyberLink70 I am a second grade scholar of *T h e A c a d e m y* and even by those standards this is fucking cursed.

[@cushchristian1257]

If you wanna see something more cursed search tanzler elena

[@shlumblum274]

I hate when I come home and there's just first-class relic all over the floor

[@zionthunder99]

8:15 that microphone capping though, holy dedication

[@MrFishtoot]

I mean...you just check for spikes in volume, and you slap a frame on them.

[@honeyfarms2221]

Speaking of corpses, let's keep this channel alive and well until he someday comes back and is like "holy shit"

[@amymckerras8031]

HES BAAAAAAACK

[@slaqualquercoisamemo5117]

Soo

[@m1l22]

*_Dead body Hijinks 2: The Deceased Boogaloo_*

[@Kay_213_]

*Reanimated Hijinks 2: Electrified Boogaloo*

[@lucasmucas9072]

Stolen

[@greenmovie13]

You’re literally just making yourself seem more like you stole that comment by acting so harsh.

[@maplegumm]

Hey I’m your 1000 like

[@m1l22]

Maple Gum nice

[@kaisertreu6276]

2:05 I love the fact that the satanic rituals include a roomba with a knife taped on it.

[@taralynn1030]

And the old guy

[@brassgears0]

The most evil object

[@juiceboxfrog]

and a bendy circle lmfao

[@23t22]

5:11 makes me laugh every time

[@dorkish]

"I-im deeply in love with you" " 'heavy breathing' *BLEGH* " -_tanzler & elenas dilemma_

[@notyetacultleader]

I have never clicked so fast to hear somebody talk about dead bodies

[@tron1852]

I have :)

[@clarissarojas7959]

The only time I’ve clicked faster is for buzzfeed unsolved

[@ramendude4062]

First vid3o tho

[@AHumanIAmNot]

I feel like the "stay off the grass" sign at the rehab is under appreciated in these comments.

[@kindoflame]

I noticed it, but I just got the joke now. Yeah, that is a nice one.

[@nothing_face]

uuuuuuhhhhhhh i don't get it ._.

[@flyingretard7700]

I don’t get it, somebody please explain this to me

[@Matthew-li7we]

Didn't really notice it but now that you have pointed it out I laughed for a good minute. Man I needed that.

[@dabtechnologies]

@@severalpunchman2698 i dont think thats the joke..

[@pusdicles9869]

I did some digging, and it turns out that the pope's blood ended up in the movie: "Joey Cardinal and the Fish Dilemma" as a prop. Not trying to spoil anything, but that movie has a HUGE twist at the end. You should watch it!

[@tobymassoom]

The twist is they find out the pope blood is actually valuable

[@Griff23938]

@@tobymassoom wait, _really_ ?

[@tobymassoom]

@@Griff23938 I mean it is Pope blood. What's more valuable then that?

[@isaowater]

@@tobymassoom A Moon Rock.

[@jacobhargiss3839]

@@isaowater what about a moon rock covered in pope blood.

[@Icelandic_Sand]

I actually watched a documentary about Tanzler when I was like 5 with my dad. Scared the shit out of me, but I was really hoping youd cover it in this series, bravo!

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Who let a 5 year old you watch a documentary on a cadaver-banger??!

[@Icelandic_Sand]

@@0_dearghealach_083 my dad. This was in 2008-2009 if I recall correctly. It was probably 10:00 at night or later and it came on TV. I was laying on the couch when he decided that was a good time to watch a really dark documentary about the cadaver finagler! He didn't have any malicious intent, honestly he probably thought I was asleep, it was really late and I normally fell asleep on the couch back then, rarely ever slept in my actual bedroom. And I regularly watched ghost shows with him, they were interesting to me, but Tanzler, that went a little too far for 5yo me, lol.

[@TheMyopicFed]

5:11 when the teacher is collecting tests and you haven’t completed the first question

[@spaghetti-zc5on]

ĘÆÄÁHË

[@CallMeKazi_balls2]

So ture

[@Smok3_710]

When the teacher changes the test date from the end of the week to the beginning of the week

[@samiam2003]

Fr

[@samiam2003]

​@@CallMeKazi_balls2ture

[@lentrozenol1037]

5:53 Wait...did that guy screw a corpse for SEVEN YEARS?!

[@ari141]

@@scrimmybingus9884 it wasnt THAT bad

[@minnow1337]

scrimmy bingus what the fuuuuuuuuck why did you tell me i could do that

[@tomokokuroki2506]

Yeah it's too bad anime hadnt been invented yet. Dude would have been better off.

[@alessandrolira4035]

@@scrimmybingus9884 I just saw her picture on wikipedia... that shit's terrifying

[@Texan.Insomniac]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q56no2Ojhdqsh8U

[@breadboardbarry9163]

Breaking news: Florida man has visions that told him to steal a corpse.

[@tristyncoffey839]

Florida’s always making headlines with crazy shit. “Alligator dressed as Mickey Mouse attacks child outside Disney world.”

[@breadboardbarry9163]

@@tristyncoffey839 damn right

[@Slowbunaga]

You know it feels like Florida man has been around since before Florida was Florida.

[@AmethystASTeRReisYALL]

Isn't this the entire plot of Steel Ball Run

[@freakcascade6809]

I just discovered this channel and am loving every minute

[@studiouspupil8189]

I'm pretty sure Carl and the corpse was the inspiration for the candy bartender and candy wife from flapjack

[@soygato2722]

Black Bobby Hill oh shit

[@fishbuddy547]

Whattt

[@jeremias-serus]

Black Bobby Hill Holy... this is it boys

[@DavionX13]

*Yikes.* Well, in the words of another guy in the comments. *"Dead girls can't say no."*

[@shirel.a8421]

Wasnt the Candy Bartender also called Carl or am I mistaken?

[@michaelpenuela]

“I’ll take that as a yes... UGHHAAA” that made me laugh so much

[@baman7041]

Poor Elena did n o t wanna go home with Dr. deadbodydiddler lol

[@bridgetmcalister7907]

I'll Take that as a Yes -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@joanna6569]

Your drawing of Tanzler was so detailed I immediately recognised him for who he was

[@emiliemoe]

When you forgot to take the meat out of the freezer and you hear your mom’s car pull up : 5:11

[@tratanimations9139]

@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS almost 300 people think otherwise

[@tratanimations9139]

@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS Your logic doesn't hold up, you assume all 5m people saw this comment, which isn't the case. As far as we know only 300 people saw this comment, therefore, 100% of people found this comment funny. Humor is subjective what isn't funny to you can be funny to others. You sound like you're mad because you didn't think of it first.

[@tratanimations9139]

@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS we get it dude, you dont like the joke. Just move on with your sad life...

[@tratanimations9139]

@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS yeah I engaged but last time I checked I wasn't the one insulting hundreds of people. You didn't think the joke was funny all you had to do was move on but you couldn't. You just had to be a heckler. Quite sad honestly

[@jimmykearney214]

@@tratanimations9139 exactly, his comment was not warranted nor necessary

[@friedchickenalt4136]

2:03 satanic ritual *picture of vacuum cleaner with a knife appears*

[@zzdaweirdo1120]

Roomba.

[@giornogiovanna3477]

@@zzdaweirdo1120 Doomba*

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@blankenworthchickenhornjr.3450 Kirbo is good Christian boy.

[@gavinlopez6258]

Also whatever is in the bottom left

[@Killbayne]

@@gavinlopez6258 Obviously a satanic ritual

[@JustinY.]

People who have been killed to death 2: The Squeakquel

[@maroon5man]

Justin Y. Not even gonna make a Steel Ball Run reference?

[@zacharyviii5495]

You're late.

[@tc-zl5rs]

:(

[@ssonorkz8793]

Go away

[@innbuncan5850]

virgin

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

Reminds me of the real human skeleton that my anatomy teacher has that was missing a skull. I asked her why and she said some kid stole it a few years back. It was left on the beach and the police found it and started freaking out thinking there was a dead body, just to identify the skull and find it was a registered human skeleton.

[@Evantheplaneguy]

Tanzler's story is famous in Florida. An extra part of the story is that he actually admitted in court that he planned to take an airship up to the stratosphere so the radiation could penetrate her tissue and bring here back to life. You should get the book "Weird Florida" which has a lot of wierd story's like that one.

[@Potatoe-f6u]

It's wild to me that the statute of limitations can run out on grave robbing when the corpse is still in your possession.

[@voivodadracula1936]

That man turned a 3D woman into a waifu. What a mad lad

[@MoMo-sf8vk]

Madlad

[@homopopsie6622]

Madlad

[@MoMo-sf8vk]

@@blitzkrieg1941 666

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Good God. Imagine, a Villain that KILLED innocent random women into HIS WAIFUS OR S3X DOLLS....WTH?!? Also, worse: if that same villain was used to scare WOMEN into being good NEAR CHRISTMAS TIME! YIKES!!!

[@aaronmenzo3070]

5:10 is the hardest I've laughed in forever

[@thethirdbomb5026]

I hate it when I accidentally throw out my pope blood

[@midshipman8654]

smh same.

[@Mana-hd5qt]

Bites za dusto

[@c.nikolas.6766]

Me: pretends to sleep Mom: finds my ds turned on Me: 5:11 (Edit) JESUS THANKS FOR THE LIKES! :D

[@layicorn]

this is too relatable

[@benduera8650]

@James Garnett my childhood be like:

[@andrem.106]

I WAS WATCHING THIS AT 4 AM THAT SHIT SCARED ME

[@cushchristian1257]

Ahh, childhood.. playing moshi monsters on the 3 ds

[@Gladiux0]

corvid, flower, bird, animal art bro i totally forgot about that shit

[@JaggedBird]

5:09 just that part is amazing

[@Bo-dv2zm]

0:59 gotta love the fight club reference that went over everyones heads

[@NovaAndCat]

4:24 She poured her heart out for him... SEE WHAT I DID THERE.....

[@purplehaze2358]

This comment gets the official Dr. Bright seal of approval.

[@legionprime7715]

No.

[@ahegaomemnon2059]

That is possibly the most fucked up animation I’ve ever seen

[@MandrakeFernflower]

More like lungs my dude

[@statanks505]

Eyyyyyyyy

[@GeorgTheGr8]

*_Siri, where do I hide a body?_*

[@TheoRO-sl6hh]

what,again?

[@samimmaschal9177]

Your profile pic is making me feel uncomfortable.

[@andrewemmert3114]

*Can you please repeat that?*

[@Trainerboy321]

Finding construction sites near you.

[@Prankalanka]

In the fridge or freezer.

[@TheHutchy01]

I'm not prepared to say he's the craziest Austro-German in the 30's but he's bloody close

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Perks of Adolf Hitler: 1. Hated fox hunting 2. Probably not a necrophile Flaws of Adolf Hitler: Where do I even begin?

[@bluegravestone58]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 here I'll give a few 1. Ugly mustache 2. Tried to fuck his cousin 3. Responsible for the deaths of more than ten million people including the entire eastern European Jewish population 4. Only had one testicle lol

[@scj6693]

@@ninjabluefyre3815well, first of all, his art was mediocre at best, and think we can all find that to be his most egregious shortcoming

[@verylostdoommarauder]

1:03 Or their entire body, which is put in a glass case which is used as an altar. No joke that's in a Catholic Church in NYC and I've been there.