Dear Diary is CRINGE

[@dieselpatches]

Discord Link: discord.gg/jPrzp8e (lets hope this one lives) edit: the creator of the server isn't me so if I get banned again we shouldn't lose the server

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Gotchu fam

[@Drinkin]

Do a video debunking the easter bunny

[@cfiber_inc]

Hi dad

[@moiki4893]

Diesel you're Fucking funny!

[@CaptainTard]

I heard that copperwire was invented by two jews fighting over a penny.

[@sleepy990]

I love using people and I love hurting and manipulating people. *FEEL BAD FOR ME*

[@OldFantasy]

Hey I have some candy come closer💥 🔫💥🔫💥🔫

[@dimitrijames00001]

*I shot up an orphanage and 3 schools. I'm on death row, feel bad for me.*

[@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528]

I raped my ex and threaten to shoot his dog. FEEL BAD FOR ME.

[@Damned-Soul-Sundea]

@@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528 i stole nukes from north Korea and bombed the usa FEEL BAD FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE.

[@techman9945]

SleepyMcCree nigga shouldn’t u be sleeping smh

[@logunder4597]

“My pregnant brother turned out to be my moms pregnant dad!

[@rainbowfear1119]

I'am gay

[@guyfieri4017]

Y-Your alive?!

[@rainbowfear1119]

@@guyfieri4017 no

[@guyfieri4017]

Rainbow fear oh rip Rainbow Fear and Gay Bowser 😔🔫

[@Laibaarts]

I hate existing

[@monkeyming5545]

Not gonna lie, I notice a lot of women say things like “Hes the perfect guy” and will cheat on him because he’s too perfect?? Like honey, if you knew you were gonna be unfaithful, don’t subject this perfect man to your sadism

[@h.t.creatction5321]

ikr it's like raping a girl and blame her beauty

[@randomcow6440]

@Juice WRLD it's more of like dropping a banana in Mario kart, then blaming it on someone making you do iy

[@imcool2931]

So you're believing this shit...

[@zeroeaglepyromania7565]

@@h.t.creatction5321 LOL ok Frollo

[@sweetnercandy7015]

cheat on your boyfriend because he is perfect and too nice, my boyfriend made it very clear he is the dominate one in the relationship. Let me try pulling an excuse that I cheated on him because he was too perfect, lord.

[@Gxome]

"This one's crying because he's brown." Too real fam

[@thecatonacouch9371]

Racist

[@Gxome]

@@thecatonacouch9371 I'm black

[@Gxome]

@bry ce • 35 years ago nothing it's a joke

[@thecatonacouch9371]

@@Gxomeracist im from Egypt

[@helloeveryone7864]

I am a brown girl 😭🤣🤣

[@Jinsang001]

"I told my dog that he was gay so my door got pregnant"

[@AJ-yz6ne]

LITERALLY EVERY TITLE

[@bdub9842]

😂

[@dum5247]

Still makes more sense than this s***

[@skylander8843]

Actually happened

[@sushitVA]

OML why did I laugh so hard at this

[@teppering8686]

these “REAL” stories: my sister turned out to be my dad!

[@STWAC07]

Hol up

[@elizabeth23lh]

Teppering :P “My dad was pregnant so he divorced my sister!” That’s where the weird part starts

[@teppering8686]

@@elizabeth23lh if i could pin reply (s) id pin you

[@elizabeth23lh]

Teppering :P thanks I guess? 😂

[@nothingcosmic3468]

Yeah I hate it when that happens.

[@jrlopez1027.]

Humans: Why don’t aliens visit us *_ALSO US:_*

[@serbianslav5494]

Maybe they won't visit us because they're technologically inferior.

[@ricecrisp1694]

You’ve got 69 likes. I would like but it’s Internet Law 101

[@pzsn5075]

@@serbianslav5494 i think they are Just effrayed of us

[@serbianslav5494]

@@pzsn5075, *afraid

[@deadwolfchandadcomeback1525]

@@ricecrisp1694 I sir respect you

[@Jimenez69]

"a woman who is addicted to cheating" Wait, Katerino?

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Bruuuh.

[@jackginsberg5905]

Nice

[@andersgeye4375]

Aaaah sh*t here we go again

[@convergenceclown2386]

No, Katerino isn’t addicted to cheating. She’s trying to be a Pokémon master.

[@mich6479]

oh-

[@darthvader6533]

I immediately judged him based off the man bun, diapers aside.

[@entity6966]

its like when you see a big red flashing light, you dont need to know that there's a sign nearby that says warning or danger, you already know something is wrong.

[@darthvader6533]

@@entity6966 exactly

[@enthimius2288]

Man buns are fucking gross

[@captnbluehat]

How you gonna name youself after a damn gun and have a manbun?

[@xakirax_8864]

@@captnbluehat Eyy fellow slim fan

[@wonk123]

dear diary is like looking at a 7 year old’s secret secret journal

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz7953]

The Funny Wonk secret secret journal

[@saintpoli6800]

Dio Brando I play DnD and we had a kid literally play as a fan fiction of Gandalf and Dumbledore... He was the child of them two. Our youth is fucked, and it’s not by the Catholic priest this time.

[@bryantwulu3405]

The Funny Wonk ong lmaooo

[@vanroyal244]

With sex and drugs.

[@casualsatanist5808]

yeah...i remember cheating on my girlfriend, making family pregnant, and committing felonies at age 7 n writing about it in my secret *secret* diary... ah, dont we all?

[@exebba7523]

It's quite astonishing how these animated stories have a monopoly on teenage pregnancies.

[@Beavis-ej3ny]

Someone call MTV!

[@katt065ie]

Ikr

[@kagevista3375]

Someone needs to get Chris Hansen here

[@markzuckerbot4862]

10:15 Mark Zuckerberg almost shot somebody. He was the quiet kid. But now he's an information broking robot.

[@isaacshepherd8400]

“Yeah, they are called libtards.” I’m dead

[@sixmanephonk]

I mean it’s true

[@isaacshepherd8400]

@@sixmanephonk Ik that’s what makes it funny

[@jayarnold28]

That part played when I saw your comment

[@nathanielarchived8281]

That part is so hilarious and true

[@El_Sueno591]

Can someone explain the joke?

[@joachims4726]

"my last mom was Jewish. Her nose would inhale all the air around me,i could barely breathe" *STAR PLATINUM INTESIFIES*

[@bbqsauce890]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!!

[@joachims4726]

@@bbqsauce890 no its a Jojo's bizarre adventure reference

[@polarizeddisguise]

Maykro 99 oh my god

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

JoJo time yas

[@Matasuh]

@@joachims4726 no, it's a stardust crusaders reference

[@mbautista_06]

I’m sorry did he just say, “Besides 8 year olds, the sexiest thing in the world is pregnant dwarfs.”

[@murph73]

Malcolm Bautista lol

[@EggsnHammies]

Hol up

[@karmanicisadumbass]

*LAW AND ORDER*

[@ratbag7754]

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

[@Mono-Alcreamie]

*DUN DUN*

[@missingtexture1755]

“My last step mom was Jewish, her nose would inhale all the god damn air, I could barely breath”

[@danielhiam6436]

FrickyFriday_GD as a Jew we regularly need oxygen tanks when visiting relatives

[@targitausrithux2320]

PolarOpposite Do you guys talk about your experiences during the Shoah...when Aryan monsters were gassing you for 14 hours for 88 days

[@danielhiam6436]

orgḗ Rithux we never forget

[@grassdungeon8433]

Fuck you

[@javajawa9068]

Grass Dungeon Fuck you, it was a quote from the video. 10:05

[@bigwilly1850]

The girl in the first story is like an actual sociopath, who else gets a hard on from a feeling of power over a person, or who else wants to hurt people who treat them like roalty wtf

[@RJIS]

Good news though: the story is fake

[@Love-Sensibility]

I say sadists

[@Cheroobian]

@@Love-Sensibility sadism is a part of being a sociopath, & narcissist.

[@LiterallyInklingGirl]

@@Cheroobian no..? It’s not? It’s a fetish

[@LiterallyInklingGirl]

@@Love-Sensibility no sadism is a fetish this girl is just a narcissist

[@Sevro720]

“My dad turned out to be Hitler’s Ex-Dog half cat!!”

[@SM-qv2om]

haha relatable

[@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx]

lol

[@Kaiden-9226]

Lol

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

Who's alsp pregnant

[@nielk.]

Blondi?

[@GungerMonkey]

When did idubzz girlfriend make a story channel

[@younglink324]

Oh shit

[@pasarrr]

DAMN

[@Mike-wb3oc]

Damn boi

[@Reworkedddd]

Shit

[@chrispy3369]

Sssssssssiiiimp.

[@arandomcrusader8822]

Animated Stories be like: My brother ate my lunch, so I ate out his sister

[@beanieman3461]

Lmao

[@k5__beatz754]

Lol

[@BloopTheNoop]

Parry this you fucking casual

[@monerix6858]

Alabama.mp4

[@martinianagbi6129]

"Get nae-naed"

[@watchdog1446]

4:38 Actually Diesel there is an understandable explanation to that. You know how people put flowers on someone's grave? Well, in Japan, if you put flowers on someone's place, that basically means that they're saying "I wish you were dead. I know the video is uber fake, just pointing out that one detail.

[@saraymxdnxght]

*ayo?*

[@agentvenus4140]

Nah, I don't think that's right. In Japan, don't people put flowers at someone's place or desk after they die so that they can rest in peace? And why did you bring up Japan? That story ain't even set in Japan. Edit : Typos

[@watchdog1446]

Just brought up a nice little detail I noticed

[@agentvenus4140]

@@watchdog1446 Ah ok, but is it really true? I don't think I've ever heard that people in Japan put flowers at someone's place to wish death upon them. I thought it was done to wish eternal peace for someone who passed away?

[@watchdog1446]

I forgot to mention that the person has to be alive. So it means "I wish you were dead" if you place flowers on their step if they're still alive.

[@gamevoid3684]

I love how she crushed this poor man, but then acted like she was the victim.

[@thomasengelman2815]

I hate women like this

[@jamonrandomstuff4294]

@@thomasengelman2815 fr

[@gamevoid3684]

@XKatiePlayz Rip.

[@serbianslav5494]

That's how modern feminism works. We have to stop it before it takes over our world.

[@niggato23]

SerbianSlav that’s not feminism that’s toxic femininity

[@beagsmeeg7665]

"This one's crying because he's brown." LMAO

[@carbonreptile5437]

"mah n-word"

[@imtony_t5054]

Mama why is that man brown?

[@Carelesshilton]

I dont understand

[@bingbong6507]

@Meg Herobrinegirl says you

[@carma3619]

@Meg Herobrinegirl you can't really talk you litterally made a video with a gachalife character just standing there with it's mouth opened with some music in the background 😐 (no offense to the gachalife community)

[@cryojudgement2376]

New diary of a wimpy kid anime looks trash, instantly disliked

[@marimationsowo]

Cryo Judgement lol what

[@Mareeknee]

I know it’s sooo bad

[@Mareeknee]

But I think Greg is still a simp

[@dinotales4943]

@@Mareeknee agreed.

[@snix.]

Big xd

[@loveace2430]

5:30 - The manbun alongside the babyplay fetish just *screams* Tumblr.

[@FortunAdlaich]

“I’m still shaking about 9/11, they could have hit more buildings.” You madlad

[@mariyasaify4326]

Eat your cereal

[@2.0pewdiepie53]

@@mariyasaify4326 i do watch talentless writer to, but, *for the love of god SHUT THE FU-*

[@mariyasaify4326]

@@2.0pewdiepie53 yeah ik sorry it gets annoying sometimes but hey i still love chanting it

[@ghosty3034]

9/11 got me pregnant

[@NPC._.l]

EAT YOUR CEREAL

[@ranchdressing5581]

Why do these animations look like terrible phineas and ferb spinoffs

[@epicwolfchillli]

RIGHT?!?!!?

[@cryojudgement2376]

I like your pfp alot

[@ranchdressing5581]

Cryo Judgement thankie :D

[@mallorypallory7176]

Christina Elizabeth he was talking to Epicwolf

[@cryojudgement2376]

@@mallorypallory7176 no I wasn't, I have a crush on her mii lmao

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Dear Diary makes you happy that the coronavirus is a thing.

[@SomeWeeboLoser]

Oh My God. Your right.

[@Kosmic949]

At this point it's just natural selection.

[@natemanning924]

yes

[@smallzkewl]

Are you the brother of Justin.Y

[@humanbeeing4780]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache why do I see you in every comment section?

[@pxrplehalo]

10:20 I was deadass singing Pumped up kicks at this part

[@onespicyboi754]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arcticmonkeyfan8412]

Beeg yoshi! You're from videogamedunkey.

[@pxrplehalo]

@@arcticmonkeyfan8412 Oh, hey! What’s up?

[@arcticmonkeyfan8412]

@@pxrplehalo yeah

[@Kaiden-9226]

@@pxrplehalo big yoshi

[@nintendude7cubed]

1:30 Apparently he's so hot that his name is both Greg and Craig.

[@vicky_icky.]

LMAOOOO NOOOOO- 😭💀

[@SM-qv2om]

Danny: *visible confusion*

[@CommissarChaotic]

Same thinks man

[@protestantpounder9588]

B-but no! It can't be! Craig is Gregs worst enemy! Danny didn't lie too me, did he??

[@nabeelnitro6447]

Fuck Craig! Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet! (Don't look that up.)

[@limejelo]

"I'm still shaking after 9-11. They could have hit more buildings." I feel bad for laughing at that

[@blythebarlow5209]

I don't

[@renanmendes1299]

why do you feel bad?

[@relativly5716]

@Poop Poop merhaba sen çok tatlı sın 😌

[@renanmendes1299]

@Poop Poop gdhshdud

[@renanmendes1299]

@Poop Poop yshsjss

[@Vociferous]

**Girl gets pregnant at 12** Her decisions: _I wonder how that happened_

[@darksugar3091]

Vociferous ikr it’s like having unprotected sex has consequences 😱😱😱

[@swagrobuc]

@@darksugar3091 really??????

[@swagrobuc]

@@darksugar3091 never could've guessed 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@darksugar3091]

zomnomo27s hyper ikr it’s so shocking 😨

[@swagrobuc]

@@darksugar3091 ya😱🤔😲

[@leftoverspagehhti]

Nobody: not a soul: KZbin stories: I got my dad pregnant because he cheated on me with my grandma also my mom is my cousin

[@fatman9298]

No one: Actually no one: OP’s normie ass giving everyone the big gay for overusing this already overused and stale meme: “dUrR nO oNe:, HahHaha ArEn’t I fuNnNy N OrIginAL fOr UsInG a JoKe As OvErUsED aNd STaLe As ThIz 1?” People still use this fucking joke, even in 2020? I see that things still haven’t changed for normies then, yeah? 😂

[@RandomPerson-hd6wr]

@@randomguy-jd8su yes

[@palatoy1687]

@@fatman9298 Worst part is saying normie in 2020, not too late to get help man...

[@deadchannel9378]

Nobody: not a soul: You: I got my dad pregnant because he cheated on me with my grandma also my mom is my cousin gacha life mini movie 13+

[@RandomPerson-hd6wr]

@@palatoy1687 k

[@MarioKirby101]

No one: Ok actually no one: Girls on dear diary: *I got cancer after eating out my brother*

[@funkyyt-rexxius5564]

Relatable.

[@mr.youtube4723]

I got cancer reading that

[@MarioKirby101]

@@mr.youtube4723 That's the point of the comment

[@mr.youtube4723]

@@MarioKirby101 yes I know

[@_V.Va_]

Shit meme.

[@SirNile]

No one: Dear Diary: My brother stepped on my pinky toe, so I killed him and got him pregnant.

[@riitr0]

*ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENDED*

[@ultravioletishere]

*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES_*

[@justaparadeorexpressowl1889]

Hmm... *I'm in confusion*

[@picklepow3230]

ACTUALLY HAPPEND

[@justalivingbeing6232]

Makes sense to me

[@sethsteiner1]

We aren’t gonna talk about how the girl in the first story is 18, and you have to be 21 to drink in the U.S. (A couple of provinces in Canada can let you drink of the age of 18, but most say 19.)

[@dorenjackson1166]

Seth Steiner right!! Whoever made this story just told a fib 😂something about how she talked just lmk she is lying (Maybe she has fake ID & that’s how she got in) still don’t believe her tho😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Bruh-nj5nu]

Ah yes, everyone lives in the US

[@ain-hvh]

@@Bruh-nj5nu it was made in america

[@KazeVongola]

Yeah, that's the problem with that story, drinking alcohol at an age that literally everyone else in the world is allowed to, not the fucked up psychopathic behavior... I highly doubt most people in the states wait til they're 21 to try alcohol anyway, there are many ways around that law.

[@spiderfrog5764]

Ya but in my country you can drink when you are 18

[@raynaldiyudhistira4851]

7:23 That Big Time Rush is perfect

[@hannibal975]

Nobody: Every girl ever on Dear Diary: *I wAS jUst LiKE aNy OthER giRL*

[@Molten546]

*THeN I GReW a DIcK aND FUcKEd a GOaT*

[@Wally_Darling]

@@Molten546 Lmao

[@pieseldatches]

@@Molten546 *ANd tHE goAT tuRNed OUt tO bE My DAd.*

[@pieseldatches]

@Meg The ink demon *GIviNG me AIds*

[@carbonreptile5437]

*aNd AlSo HeRpEs*

[@dimitrissamplidis7050]

"I ate my fathers doughnut so he molested me and I gave birth to a baby at age 13 in a helicopter with my best friends uncle" ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse]

the hell?

[@iamonlyshallow]

Relatable

[@duchi882]

Dear Diary? More like Dear God whatever they were smoking I want none of it

[@MMFan2004]

Watch theodd1sout instead.

[@Fredster_Real25]

3:45 Anyone notices that Rachel's hands are white? 5:13 It happens again

[@Laibaarts]

Nikita Dragon 2.0

[@nugget6267]

Oh my lawd-

[@relativly5716]

OHA GERÇEKTEN- 😭😭😭

[@goosegas2087]

At least they didn't change the entire character white. I've seen a professionally produced show unironically do that lol

[@GG.Sanchoo]

Michael Jackson

[@mariaisearodriguez2619]

My story animated: One day I was taking a walk when a dog started grabbing me and pulled me to his secret lair where I figured out where my lost sister was but it turned out also to be my boyfriend LIKE WHAT then it turned out my boyfriend was rich so I used him for money since he was too perfect AND I LEFT MY SISTER IN THE LAIR BC I DON’T CARE ABOUT HER . HAVE SYMPATHY FOR ME I HAVE GONE THROUGH A LOT

[@cornflake4249]

this got me cacklin like a maniac

[@pieseldatches]

*F E E L B A D F O R M E*

[@relativly5716]

@@cornflake4249 çok güldüm

[@questionmark521]

@@relativly5716 Evet çok güldüm

[@thedankgunslinger8948]

The logic behind these story time videos is just: "I murdered 16 people, but they let themselves get murdered so they're the bad guys."

[@Kjonesthereal]

And then got them pregnant

[@kagevista3375]

"I murdered over 9000 people, blew up a preschool, killed my older sister and got her pregnant, but they're the bad guys since they let it happen"

[@DearObituary]

A kid took my food so I became the woman behind the slaughter and they got eachothers ghosts pregnant Now THAT, is prob a story they made

[@uranian-Umbra]

I murdered 16 people in broad daylight, and then the police arrested me just because they let themselves get murdered! The nerve!

[@Al-ce6ur]

We need a collab of Diesel Patches, Critikal, and Filthy frank and we have the second coming of youtube

[@figshwg]

Filthy frank sadly is gone

[@hazzesanimations8212]

@@figshwg is he? I mean,I didnt watch him anyway and only know him from "its time to stop!"

[@dorian4426]

That would be fucking AMAZING! Three legends of KZbin in the same video! That would be fantastic!

[@ashenhare4567]

Critikal is liberal, can't have him with diesel, have you seen Critikal's videos? He has no sense of humor, his jokes are dead and the only thing holding up his channel is probably his voice.

[@spaghetto9836]

@@ashenhare4567 I feel both would be tolerant to each other.

[@Rando_mIndividual]

Jesus Christ I read the titles to their newest videos and it says “I fell in love with a asylum person at 15” and “I fell in love with a gay guy, also my family is homophobic” Like holy crap These titles sound like the one Jarvis made in a randomly generated Animated story title

[@AJ-yz6ne]

KASJSJSJSAJSJSJS JARVIS

[@javiartem]

a asylum person

[@4kvideo669]

@@javiartem half asylum half person

[@HelloKittyV0mit]

I've seen the second one you mentioned

[@nielk.]

Their team is AI generated

[@webis2001]

Girls: he's too perfect. Also girls: yea I frick with whoever I see

[@g-dog_eswshockwave]

“My dad ate my watermelon, so I got his girlfriend’s girlfriend pregnant!” *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@viggevigge64]

You’re profile pic makes this comment 100% better

[@g-dog_eswshockwave]

Viggo Studios Thanks! It’s my new profile picture.

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

This comment-section is like free gold. XD

[@pranavkollipara1853]

These "real stories: I played monopoly and almost turned into a tree.

[@midnxght_rl]

*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@hihello9762]

“Hi, my name is Robert” After hearing that sentence, I now want to legally change my name.

[@loftywastaken2386]

Me too😔

[@kuromiloveu]

I’m laughin omg

[@Molten546]

I'm rolling

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

Honestly what is with these story time animators and other content creators making content aimed towards kids obsession with pregnancy?

[@Mael_Str0M]

Josh Silveira I actually wondered that

[@Gazing-09]

@@Mael_Str0M Pregnancy, among with other things... Cough *nudity* cough *adultery* cough *manipulation* cough *fetishes* cough *incest* cough *stalking* cough *pity party* cough *underaged sex* cough *illness glamorization* cough...

[@shoveler2687]

@@Gazing-09 You're spreading something worse than the corona virus

[@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528]

Looks like someone has a pregancy fetish. Yuck.

[@Gazing-09]

@@shoveler2687 And I am the fucking patient zero.😷😈☠️

[@nooterzootercrooter5105]

Dear Diary: Dad got me pregnant so I shot him with a 10.5cm FlaK 38 Anti-Aircraft Gun ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@nikolaghost699]

My unborn son got pregnant so i shot him with an antimatter all purpose rifle

[@Woods-fc7bt]

I shot my dad with a desert eagle in the face actually happened

[@Tuxedoshlyukha]

MY ANTI WAX SON GOT MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT SO I VACCINED HIS KID

[@horace3673]

Deutsch Qualitat

[@BammerHammer627]

His comment about the first girl's hairstyle is the most true thing I've ever heard in my life.

[@CW0513]

Judging by the way these "people" talk with practically no inflection in their voice, I have no reason to believe they're not the product of a text to speech AI. It would be cheaper to gather the necessary vocal training data from one person than it would be to hire a voice actor for each one of these videos. Plus it would explain as to why every person in these videos has *zero* remorse for their actions.

[@zumn12122]

I buy it

[@timothycoulby9514]

Hey don't make jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11 He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had

[@areyoumad3535]

Nice one.. 😅

[@noonelikespokimane8924]

*HE WAS THE BEST PILOT SAUDI ARABIA EVER HAD.* *PRASE ALLAH.*

[@sarahtill3968]

Allahu Akbar

[@jillneville7989]

O...oh?

[@renee3834]

Yeah he had us in the first half not gonna lie Edit: damn it someone already made the joke

[@stevegriffin360]

No one: My story: I MaDe MySeLf PrEgNaNt

[@bieselbatches6837]

Yes StepBro

[@Buggingabout]

"My dad made my grandma pregnant"

[@sykowitz9958]

Dam bro so funny u used the no one format hahahaha 😐😐

[@davidgomez7882]

With the amount of Hentai I've read, it's not that weird.

[@kne5829]

"i ran away from my parents to get artificially inseminated at 13, and to my horror i GOT PREGNANT!"

[@skanknoir2508]

How could jacksepticeye do this 😭😭5:35

[@whatsupbossanova]

diesel: “I’m not gonna make another animated story time video” diesel:

[@NPC._.l]

It's dear diary totallllllllllllly different

[@austincourtemanche8658]

You’re milking more money out of this than Disney is with Star Wars.

[@vanroyal244]

Maybe he's trying to take over the world too...

[@strunchshag6129]

@@vanroyal244 no he wants to buy the sun

[@vanroyal244]

@@strunchshag6129 fair enough

[@oceanbanana4341]

@@strunchshag6129 can't buy it if I eat it first

[@oochie2671]

@@oceanbanana4341 true true

[@Leontious]

"I'm still shaking about 9/11 they could have hit more buildings" -diesel 2020

[@godanchorboi3362]

While this Corona is going on they should bomb all the hospitals

[@senseiswordmaster8785]

10:19 More entertaining than the actual story

[@kagevista3375]

My clone got me pregnant and the baby was another clone ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@kameronbowers432]

I got pregnant from opening a door and I became the 50th president of the United States. Actually happened. 👍🖒

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

My imaginary friend got me pregnant at the age of -5

[@iamsk8]

“Yeah they shouldve hit more buildings in 9/11 LMAO”

[@ibt2811]

He said could have but ok

[@droidekaolivosandoval2036]

but why other buildings thats why i dont get about the joke, the purpose was to destroy 2 famous ones not just to destroy buildings

[@PhoenixAce]

Droideka Olivo Sandoval you’ve missed the joke my guy

[@inactiveaccount7728]

69 likes

[@matthplays-2312]

@@droidekaolivosandoval2036 did you not hear about the pentagon or the plane that went down in Pennsylvania?

[@mikelramirez2585]

"Women are the best Race" -Diesel Patches 2020.

[@autisticgamer7103]

Humans are the best race

[@COCONUTSCC]

Mikel Ramirez they are

[@adambaryliuk3393]

Aryans are

[@arrowhead8856]

@@COCONUTSCC simp

[@garfoofian8507]

White shadow from turbo is the master race

[@neonomicalexplosion8533]

Story: dad has an amazing family. Plot twist: the kids were the parents, and their cat was the son

[@henryblaylock2946]

Your commentary’s good but the fact that people would even make stories like these to “entertain” people bothers me greatly

[@elma1876]

No one: My story: My dad took my phone so i made him pregnant

[@ark2074]

It rlly do be like that sometimes

[@anastasiyayefimova9450]

Literally a few days I ago I've seen an actually video titled " I got pregnant from by bestie" and both of friends very girls

[@ark2074]

@Kemal We got a Ross Geller over here

[@ark2074]

@Kemal Well yeah it’s literally the first thing that’s talked about in the pilot of the show, except he didn’t really know that his wife was a lesbian in the first place

[@liberalthefirst7743]

There’s a story time animated video called “I eat bricks daily” lmao

[@asid5240]

The best part is that they stole it

[@liberalthefirst7743]

yeah

[@ain-hvh]

BROOOO WTFFFF I LOOKED IT UP ITS REAL LMAOHFHDJHDGD

[@vanroyal244]

Yum. Bricks. Taste like sand, grit, and concrete, with just a hint of graphite. My favorite is a brick sandwich, where the cream- that delicious cream!- collides with the grittyniss of the bricks. When I throw a party, we just find a small brick house and go for it. Vegans eat plain bricks, but plain bricks are for pussys: we eat the full red shit!

[@liberalthefirst7743]

Us true men eat red, hard, crunchy bricks

[@FunkyPittoo]

"This one is crying because he's brown" I never thought I would get a laugh out of this

[@leomofo5854]

“I no joke wanted to shoot my dog after seeing this thumbnail” Diesel patches 2020

[@LinkTheLegendary]

No one: Literally no one: These fake ass stories: My SiStEr Is A wAtErMeLoN?!

[@lord_destros2188]

Ben Solo woah no way, my dad's an apache helicopter!

[@stonerjayboysjb190]

Lord_ Destros and my pet human is a sheep

[@yunhyy]

Hotel: Trivago

[@duckkknob]

@Meg The ink demon That's So Cool!

[@darkmatter1721]

No, thats my daughter

[@knucklesandwichdude133]

Is everyone gonna ignore the dad has two right hands in the thumbnail?

[@bbqsauce890]

is that a JoJo reference?!

[@Dennispacito]

@@bbqsauce890 no comment section is safe from j giel

[@Palexite]

“I became a douche-tuber and made millions off of 2 $ budget animations!” ACTUALLY HAPPENED BTW

[@tanglingbat06]

Dear Diary be like: *I'm an ordinary kid but I pissed in a goat's mouth to make it pregnant*

[@parsleytheherb7505]

Why did I read that as in my grandma

[@tanglingbat06]

@@parsleytheherb7505 lmao

[@cdxii-zanemmv46]

@@parsleytheherb7505 lmao I did that to

[@yeetthosefeet6999]

Girls murders whole family (her):WhY IS evErYonE mAD

[@djaythavillian]

“Bro at least put some pants on” - Diesel 2020

[@c.h.a.d1522]

8:45 I'm still shook about 9,11 they could've hit more buildings😂😂😂

[@MegaRazor619]

"This babies crying because hes brown" Same

[@veryepic.2840]

Star shut up

[@gurs6714]

Same

[@getgone1516]

i can relate

[@jeremygarcia25]

Yea never trust someone who is the same color as poo :0

[@PolishJohnWick]

Only if he was black...

[@lebowleevahawkaayt1774]

“He treated me like a princess!” SIMPPPPPP

[@theprophet9656]

How is that a simp

[@noeliataffuri8246]

I agree with bowbevinhawk yt

[@SaulTeeNutz]

The Prophet he’s probably a twelve year old, he’s got no fucking clue what a actually is.

[@hellpoemer8312]

That wasn't simping. Him leaving flowers AFTER she cheated was definetly simping

[@scoobypoopypoo3463]

The voice of the lady at 1:35 really sounds like a man's voice but they edited it with high-pitch.

[@renamon5658]

A girl that is addicted to cheating... I guess my ex girlfriend made a animated story

[@mrforgotten5598]

Same

[@beegyoshi8797]

All girls will cheat. That’s why you can never simp

[@zirconniesuniverse1688]

Supplemented Health Bold of you to assume I’ll have a boyfriend

[@beegyoshi8797]

White Mint bold of you to assume I won’t be your boyfriend, I’ll thunderclap them cheeks boi I’ll make you call me daddy

[@illshagyourgirlinit6301]

@@beegyoshi8797 bruh wtf

[@athecykablyat]

“Besides 8 year olds the sexiest thing in the world is probably pregnant dwarfs” -Diesel Patches 2020

[@jaimenon5592]

Whenever Diesel uploads Lily Singh begins to have a panic attack

[@rosecanpunchmeandIwouldsaysorr]

this comment is underrated

[@honk6748]

Yea

[@vanroyal244]

Maybe she'll soon have a heart attack. I hope it's only a mild one. Then, she can't joke about potato's because she can't eat them.

[@jaimenon5592]

@@rosecanpunchmeandIwouldsaysorr Thx

[@aj7256ye]

Ye

[@danthemanalbert]

Why can I not imagine a human being with diesel's voice, I only see it as percy

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz7953]

No one: Diesel: *Has a pregnant dwarves fetish*

[@mislavgrosinic5584]

He is joking btw

[@getgone1516]

thats pretty *S E X Y*

[@lilwutson]

69th like. Nice

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz7953]

Mislav Grosinic I know lol

[@ilijansmokovski]

"I, no joke, wanted to shoot my dog after this thumbnail." so relatable lol

[@tayyte8294]

Ilijan Smokovski dog=myself this thumbnail= watching animated story channels

[@cecilofchristmaspast4186]

My wife was born in Russia and her parents lost custody of her, so she spent a lot of her life in an orphanage. For years she was expected to take care of the babies, clean, make tea etc... she doesnt have this being-baby fetish...

[@thisaintit]

4:29 “because woman are the best race on earth” i died 🤣

[@Roque-R]

My brother blinked so I fell in love with him and he got pregnant and after that my mother got missing and my dad became my son so I got depressed and 40 years later my mother showed up so I broke up with my brother and married my dog who is now pregnant (not clickbait) (Real story)

[@phayzethroughwalls]

this comment is more realistic than any of this animated stories lmao 😂

[@k5__beatz754]

Lol

[@Ienvyou_07]

Lmao-

[@RaviofromsALinkBetweenWorlds]

8:15 'augh, hate it when i get wrapped. them treating me like im a goddamn subway sandwich smh

[@imalazypudding5392]

0:44 After seeing this thumbnail I started to cough up blood and my head hurt extremely I went to the doctor to see what was wrong and they said I had terminal brain cancer I died 30 mins later.

[@galixi_9915]

I love how she said "he called me once than gave up" it's just like, he gave it one try then decided I wasn't worth it.

[@1Lemon]

In the garage- *he whipped out his peanus* Im still cracking up

[@Blue_N_Friends]

Nobody: Diesel Patches: *cough. Lol i have corona*

[@tayyte8294]

*·BLUE AND FRIENDS·* yay I will one day kill everyone

[@Blue_N_Friends]

@@tayyte8294 You know what,Slay queen.

[@tayyte8294]

*·BLUE AND FRIENDS·* I’m honestly surprised youtube isn’t deleting people with usernames with corona yet.. kinda waiting for it

[@Blue_N_Friends]

@@tayyte8294 Gurl,slay that name til the end. Or just name yourself Bommer Remover

[@tayyte8294]

*·BLUE AND FRIENDS·* nice idea.. when KZbin starts deleting the people with corona in their names I’ll do that

[@samjames6714]

“normal stuff” yeah I also think the crucifixion of sonic the hedgehog is normal jerk material

[@stoveonapan6196]

Sam James yea

[@GN69LOL]

6:25 You have no idea how much will-power it took not to punch my monitor.

[@minionthebananalord]

The thumbnail is literally “my dad forced me to smell his finger” I wonder how that smells 😂

[@Nando75549]

Diesel Patches. The source of wisdom.

[@inasilkcocoon]

2:41 "Is it wrong for me to say that I wanna punch this girl in the fucking crotch?" -diesel patches

[@Ironbanner12]

The first girl is completely sadistic. She is basically if Azula had a relationship.

[@Ironbanner12]

Oh also she is a narcissistic

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

I think it’s iDubbbz’s girlfriend’s backstory.

[@TheLivingBluejay]

9:30 - Can we just take a moment here, and appreciate those arm physics?