Defending Baby Birds from the Neighbor's Cats - They're out of the nest!

[@Turnah81]

Thanks all for tuning in for the live screening- should we do a Premiere again sometime? If you haven't feel free to subscribe to my second channel too "TurnahsShed" kzbin.info. I want to get more active there with more frequent, yet very casually shot vids on builds that are happening in the shed. Also check out Kristen & my vlog if ya want too: kzbin.info Thanks heaps for the support. Have a tops 2020!

[@merickful]

Subbed and subbed. The latest critter to receive the honourable title of Fatty Fatty 2x4 is the squirrel that lives in a tree outside my window. His favorite branch is about to break. I have an SLR camera on a tripod ready to record. Little fatty is sooo fat. Figured I'd share a little bit of my life and your influence. Always bring a smile! Thank you for your dedication, originality, and heart....and inspiration in nicknames!

[@ataphelicopter5734]

Was beginning to think you stopped uploading! Great stuff

[@Hosstache]

Great play by play!!!

[@gene1491]

Can I have a prototype? I also have animal problems

[@LoneWolf-sh1ph]

Even though I missed it, thank you. I'm always up for a good laugh...😂

[@nuclearjanitors]

This dude has been single handedly waging cat jihad for 8 years. Never give up and keep fighting the good fight.

[@andrewj3177]

A jihad is a weird but the most fitting word of choice. Let those infidel cats have it

[@adilperdana4509]

@@andrewj3177 hahahaha

[@jvanstyn]

Spraying water on cats is not cat jihad. Jihad isn't a proper word either, the infidel gets to live if he converts to islam. A war of annihilation, utter annihilation of the cats by killing by any means is the kind of cat war Australians need to wage on cats. Cats need to go extinct in Australia before the native bird population goes extinct. Cats will never go extinct but Australia's native birds will and extinction if forever.

[@JMObyx]

@@jvanstyn The situation isn't as hopeless as you can think. A few years back, I heard of a technology that uses CRISPR and gene editing that seems like it would have the best chance of doing the trick, essentially a lot of examples of invasive animals would be captured froma ll over Australia, a couple hundred to be really sure, and then they would have a faulty gene inserted into their DNA that causes sterility, now this gene won't express itself in the first generation, that's not the point. However, after all of these invasive animals are re-released into their respective territories this gene would grow slightly more dominant with each passing generation that the infected cats breed, eventually one or a couple of the kittens are sterile and unable to reproduce, but the rest of the litter, still infected by the gene editing, won't be, and they would be able to pass on their genetic material to uninfected bloodlines. In a few generations, for Australia's invasive cat problem, I give it about ten years, the invasive species would become entirely sterile and stop reproducing.

[@keegansherwood6249]

I think we're getting to that point where we need a lot more water, those cats still look really thirsty

[@chrismoniz5898]

I think so to

[@tomfooler9398]

maybe a tripod trigun

[@KainaX122]

Maybe a fireman's hose upgrade is needed?

[@_devolve]

Or a sprinkler head that splits the stream and widens it out. MAXIMUM CAT COVERAGE

[@pyroboobysmith359]

I'd like to see another water canon nail it right between the horns at the same time it digs its claws in from the first blast.

[@collinscarmen223]

This guy living in a tower defense game.

[@BloxinBlocks]

indeed

[@avivastudios2311]

😁😁

[@avarymadhat6309]

Only A Australian can make a documentary on cats pissing in his back yard and make it more interesting then animal planet half the time

[@TechnoTempleStudios]

Only A Australian?

[@WhosAGoodDogue]

@@TechnoTempleStudios - Yup! .... I think he's right with _A_ Australian. For we have all been lied to at school over the years. Apparently, Australia only has _one_ person living there.

[@Isaax]

Having your own house, garden and animals within in Australia is like playing a massive tower defense game.

[@MartianV2GG]

bruh azi on fire

[@matmobu6957]

BibleThump

[@ryanparke6730]

And isn't there a huge event going on to

[@b3n949]

MartianV2 It’s like literally hell on earth! Australian Fires is more than 4x worse than the amazon bushfires.

[@unstoppableExodia]

Isaax truth, at my place it's a constant battle to keep rodents from outside getting inside while birds, rodents and fruit bats attack my trees when fruiting.

[@grinreaperoftrolls7528]

You should defend your whole house with these. Like a tower defense game

[@gigaslave]

LeoKim's redback infestation is more like xenomorphs or zerg, lol

[@V1vixn]

Cat Tower Defense

[@dwightstewart7181]

At the very least, he should have placed a second water cannon at the other end of the drive. Just as the cat stops to study what just happened, he gets hit again. Lol.

[@battlebooms6429]

Or exchange the water with a silenced gun :D

[@battlebooms6429]

@@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit BURN IT ALIVE :D

[@rold-hx8bu]

"This thing and that stuff and wires" I was in an engineering class in high school and this sums up what I remember from it

[@annestyk]

in in engineering college, this is all i remember too.. wait, thats not good is it?

[@omegadragons321]

I feel ya.

[@wingedtigress9752]

As a cat person myself, I approve of using water to ward off cats. It's very effective

[@PostPatriot]

Ironically ,its been "cat-person" approved long before most of you were born, but so many seem to feel they are the sole enlightened ones. *cringe* you know the ones.

[@wingedtigress9752]

@@PostPatriot Yeah, I know *exactly* who you mean

[@cryonunknown5990]

Does that mean that cats are Fire-type Pokemon?

[@PostPatriot]

@@cryonunknown5990 No it means they dont like water idiot.

[@cryonunknown5990]

@@PostPatriot come on, never heard about such thing as a "joke"?

[@STUFF4RC]

A second trap, in the area they run to would be not only entertaining but then they will think twice about coming back.

[@Kitchfox]

I know it's the last one for a while but I'm noticing that the cats have a tendency to run in the same direction they were walking. So what if you deployed multiple cat watering devices in interlocking fields of hydration.

[@RodrigoTheHappyDog]

I wonder what the birds would think if they could understand that a human invented and built an anti-cat device solely to protect their nest.

[@sockscav]

It would probably feel like what we feel like when a dolphin saves a human.

[@DrNoBrazil]

And make money from it with YT videos on top of advertising his stuff.

[@lucaspeacock6525]

'There is no benefactor, I make my own fate. Only the known forces acting have occurred here, maybe they have acted differently but not unnaturaly'. Or something like that if my guess is on the money.

[@biondanishgenomeinstitute8193]

Protect their nest, and get youtube ad revenue

[@iamthebroker]

Rodrigo, you mean in the same way if only Democrats could just understand what Trump is doing to protect them??

[@stealthbeastgaming]

This guy really has a slideshow of cat piss on quickdraw.

[@Turnah81]

Lol, sadly yes

[@Drippie_trap]

I mean, whatever is his fetish

[@texasbutter1341]

@@Drippie_trap that’s not a fedish that’s just sick

[@benjaminrivera117]

😆😆😆😆

[@punchylove5835]

Proves that cat's are actually pests. Like rats

[@DwarvenStoutbrew]

"Run straight for the pole. That will provide the softest deceleration." Great line.

[@Marco_Onyxheart]

I'm a maker/embedded engineer/technomancer myself. I appreciate this every time. Even if I do love cats. This channel is great.

[@rickdubbink]

@@vids595 you shouldnt keep any animal inside an enclosed place. Thats like putting yourself in a 3 x 3 room with no exit, sounds fun to you?

[@mozkitolife5437]

@@rickdubbink You mean like every pet rodent, insect or bird in existence? The nature of cats requires them to be restricted and supervised outdoors. Simple as.

[@randomweirdo7501]

@@rickdubbink well what if its an indoor cat who doesn't go outside anyways and who says the house 3 x 3 ? lol

[@smy3486]

@@rickdubbink nobody said you can't walk them outside. You just shouldn't let them roam freely. Not only does it shorten their life it also dangers a lot of useful species that shouldn't be hunted.

[@munenex]

Nobody hates cats. But I don't have to like them either. Esp if they crap in my yard.

[@horror853]

“Cat slide” that’s the best thing I’ve heard

[@jm_mc101]

Horror cat sliidddeeee

[@jesusarambula6932]

Set up four or more sprayers, so as they run they continue to get soaked.

[@rupturedscrotum1501]

Yes

[@EthanPlazYT]

yes

[@megeelee]

Yes

[@ilikefood1609]

Yes

[@mrman5808]

Omg that would be a amazing cat repellent

[@TheDeputy173]

I kind of want to make a cat repellent but turn it into a sister repellent

[@JovieandBuddythecats]

It would be brother repellent

[@michele97593]

@@JovieandBuddythecats OMG are we friends irl or something?

[@user-lt9ts7rh4y]

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[@user-lt9ts7rh4y]

Our strategists at UE have come up with an alternative method! All you need are the materials to build the cat repellent, a stick to raise the machine to eye level, and a vat of -acid- "water" ;)

[@DBZVelena]

they sell manual versions under the label Plant-spray i think. Effectiveness on humans has yet to be tested though.

[@jdspeed99z]

Something slippery in front of the camera would probably give them more camera time and wetness. And probably more hilarity.

[@mozkitolife5437]

That's a fantastic idea. Turner, do this. Maybe ceramic tiles? Anything that won't deter them from walking in the same line.

[@herberar]

A sheet of Tyvek could work, it feels like waxed paper.

[@TodayzTomSawyer]

Lol. I just posted the same thing as I didn't look to see if anyone had suggested it.

[@Photosynthesisbeing]

I love scaring my dogs on the kitchen tiles at home 😜

[@mmdirtyworkz]

Tiles might work. Anything else and the cat will avoid it, won't step on it

[@mozkitolife5437]

Moving forward. A fat cat's worst enemy. Lost it 🤪😂

[@kissycat4022]

They are not fat, just fluffy

[@Statswaaw]

Yes cat have to stop a fact cat pee the place for the territory and the bad, turnah81 save the birds

[@stansearcheslife6363]

@@kissycat4022 fat

[@joshuabannister486]

"On the initial spray, his body registers that there's some new information..." Absolutely dying ahahahah

[@NITROGLYX]

Cat:*pissing in the car* Water turret: *did the same thing but on the cat*

[@FordMustang66]

LOL

[@jogumemajoli]

Jarate

[@ralseidemurrer]

wheeeezz dies of laughter

[@Gemitaur]

Somebody needs to make one of these for porch pirates that steal your parcels

[@XboxOriginal1321]

Yea one with those crowd control sprayers

[@thezeugnis]

Search for Mark Robers. He did that in an incredible way :D

[@thiccchungo1041]

Instead it fires darts which home on people and is loaded with cyanide

[@samforpanek8401]

@@thiccchungo1041 of course, because execution is a reasonable punishment for petty theft

[@SuperLbptutorials]

But those need to use pepper spray...

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

Cats: Hm, this is a nice place, I wonder if there’s a snack =) around her- Water Turret: Hippity Hoppity, *STOP PISSIN’ ON MY PROPERTY*

[@monsterhunterdude5448]

😂

[@Push-ku4yy]

Wilian Rodrigues lol

[@SkibidiFirefly]

And eating the birds

[@kamishira3781]

LMAO

[@jacquelinecampbell9693]

Lol

[@Lopro94]

The cat dome of shame behind the polls could use an additional water dispenser as to provide some refreshment for those exhausted from an athletic midnight sprint.

[@onyxpyrite4941]

Defending Tangerines from a rat invasion, the spin-off episode that we need

[@windiashe126]

I Definitely agree!!!!

[@haustek9341]

cat: * enters garage * turret: so you have chosen...death

[@nublord5648]

Turret: so you have chosen...wet

[@GRUBBIEGAY]

@@nublord5648 indeed

[@KezoNeko]

if this water turret was auto-aiming after shot - that was the most "deadly" for pissy-cats

[@anitahaenel2611]

Yos

[@autumn9704]

I am a cat owner in the US. My cat is 100% indoors, and I like to have native species of birds nest on my property. I approve of what you are doing! Cats are a very invasive species in multiple continents/ land masses. It is our responsibility to protect native species from our pets :)

[@kevinsiasi9591]

that commentary is legend, give this man a job at National Geographic

[@grantlockridge9354]

If you use stinky water, you can train the cat owner too!!

[@galactorsus_i.n.c]

Genius

[@Maxid1]

Then he has that stink in his back yard. This was designed to get rid of stink.

[@rat_dragon]

@@Maxid1 So true! Cats are nasty lol

[@ambulocetusnatans]

Hot sauce

[@amymationproductions8605]

A strong cleaner smell, like citronella or vinegar, or overpowered lavender

[@TsukiNekota]

Cat: * gets hit by water turret * Me, a cat person: You get what you f*cking deserve.

[@servantofallah4597]

You salty lol

[@dalilarocha4562]

me too HAHAHA

[@StaniaMarsh]

I love my cat, but I hate my neighbours outdoor cats.

[@libradavaldovinos716]

You suck

[@brandimonaghan3253]

Kind of similar to what I said in my comment

[@jinxed7915]

"He's most likely hungry after missing out on one of his 15 square meals yesterday" Damn dude, you are absolutely savage today.

[@dylanlawery]

Have you ever thought about using some sort of quad barreled water sprayer? It would activate in the center like this design, but have 1-2 barrels on each side of the main center sprayer. This would make it to where the cats get completely soaked.

[@wheelieboysproductions1312]

Me getting PTSD from a water fight with my cousin's

[@woodman811]

Don’t get me wrong, I love cats, but good on this man, defending the birds

[@insolentstickleback3266]

Same, I have 2 awesome cats. Rocket the reformed feral, and Kitten the rescue cat. I don't let them outside, they have built in cat runs in house and a catio. No birds for them : D

[@islandbirdw]

How many Subs can I get with no Videos? I love cats to, when they stay indoors

[@islandbirdw]

How about the cat prowler olympics? you do a great job with the play by play of kitty jumps and spin outs. Say I suggest you leave the set up and then you win and we win😎😂🤣😉easy sustainable and hysterical content! I can see the effort you put into them and I never laughed so hard when watch Fatty fatty black paws went airborne after experiencing your party popper of doom contraption!

[@insolentstickleback3266]

LOL Fatty Fatty black paws! LOL what a name :)

[@woodman811]

Would you shoot a wolf if it attacked your pet to feed itself?

[@ackreikfan]

"Kicking the cat in the d**k"

[@fiercecheese1003]

I wasn't happy about that :/ Not all cats have d*cks ;)

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

@@fiercecheese1003 I laughed my fucking ass off.

[@saltycat8306]

​@@fiercecheese1003 I swear to god, I laughed my ass off! Take it with humor! :D

[@sblank3272]

Cosmic Sammy same

[@helliswar]

@@fiercecheese1003 i would do it quietly

[@danielevans9106]

Just imagine he used clin film as a barrier for the cats to run into after getting a soaking

[@keshavggs]

Daniel Evans ohh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janred94]

Yes!

[@wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034]

It's the evilest thing I've ever seen

[@Original_Oats]

Daniel Evans This. Has. To. Be. A. Thing.

[@GalaxyRangerNiko]

I thought he did at one point...

[@Wyvrex]

Turnah I just disabled adblock for you, watched a 4 minute ad, and clicked through. Get that money. Keep up the vids and I love how you are improving your production. Update: Halfway through and watching another ad. I need a Turnah netflix series combining science and "nature documentary" maybe centered on invasive species. Each episode Turnah features an invasive species and engineers a solution to protect their native prey.

[@Turnah81]

Haha thanks, I love the commitment haha. Yeah invasives get me pretty wound up. Cheers

[@mozkitolife5437]

I'm dumbfounded at how long the ca(s)t list is. Turner, my local council said I can hire a trap and an officer collects the cat for the pound and the owners have to pay to release them. Maybe this is the next step now the birds have fledged? I printed documentation from the local council website and will distribute it before trapping. I sure could use one of your sprayers in the mean time.

[@axeavier]

I think he might have already looked into that. But it's certainly a good idea for any cats that come back

[@mozkitolife5437]

@@axeavier not nearly as entertaining

[@tin2001]

I just bought one off eBay when we had problems with cats at work. Council has some but they were all in use. I think I paid about $35AU, but considering we caught 12 cats (we thought there were 4), it was pretty good value.

[@mozkitolife5437]

@@tin2001 hey that's awesome. I didn't ask if I could buy my own trap. Cheers.

[@jamesbrown99991]

Doesn't this really piss off your neighbours? Cat owners can be, um, a little crazy.

[@not_skylyr926]

Set it up for as they get closer to the middle it sprays many lines around him so if he keeps going he only gets wetter

[@Max_Marz]

"He's really trying to accelerate a lot of mass here" fucking lost it.

[@VGNaluri]

I really love cats but I understand how detrimental they can be to the natural wildlife of an area, and I think this is a pretty good way to deal with them. Awesome series of videos by the way! The commentary is really funny and I like the names you gave the invading kitties! I fell off my chair laughing at the cat slide. It's going to be part of my exercise routine now. (=^w^=)

Fck that.....Industrial rat traps.....snap em in half

[@david12278]

Aren't they considered an invasive species in Australia stray cats I mean

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

@@david12278 yep

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

"Catch you guys soon" I hope so; whether the precious little birdies are gone or not, I want to see more stupid cats getting drenched! (I'm also curious to see whether it actually does deter them in the long run, so regardless I definitely hope for an update on that)

[@crazyairplanes7673]

It’s good to see the birds have survived all waves of cats

[@seileurt]

I loaded this up and was explaining it to my wife and she asked, “Was that the guy who punched himself in the face at the start of that video you showed me about cats?” and I laughed my face off again.

[@brandonhultgren5776]

I rewatched that scene 6 times when I first saw the video. My wife didn’t find it as amusing. Thanks for reminding me!

[@Nor1MAL]

Here is the video, it is at the start. I had to see it again myself anyhow :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3rFnH-gn9GAjJo

[@galimir]

"its been long night for him.his bladder is full ,and his stomach is empty!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xOPER8Rx]

Automatic thumbs up. Haven't even watched it yet.

[@dakotajones151]

Same lol

[@soup8527]

Yeah, same lol. Ever since the second video I liked all of them before the video even loaded.

[@31redorange08]

Congrats for not understanding the rating system.

[@insolentstickleback3266]

Folks watch the entire video BEFORE you thumbs up. The way YT works a preemptive thumbs up does not help Turnah81 channel.

[@lewissilvio4740]

You made my girlfriend and I piss ourselves laughing with the Cat slide dancing clip. You're so funny.

[@insolentstickleback3266]

I was cackling like the village idiot, my dog came over to see if I was OK : D

[@ulflyng]

For a guy named Tuna, you have an oddly strained relationship with cats

[@darrenlambert2099]

Read his name again

[@adulthumanfemale8666]

Cats eat tuna. So not so odd, me thinks.

[@企鹅120]

This by far the funniest thing ive seen in the 25 years of my life

[@nickbryant2318]

The birds are like “what the hell is going on out there we can’t sleep!!”

[@dannih2192]

I can’t believe the series finale is here 😭 Now that you’ve sprayed the cats, maybe you can find a way to spray the owners every time they let their cats out???

[@nootnoot8434]

Or instead throw dog shit at all the dog owners that leave their pets mess on the pavements.

[@2223-x3p]

because leaving cats out is a bad thing?

[@trustyjuul4833]

@@2223-x3p Yes, cats hunt so many small animals and pose threats to endangering small animals like birds. Plus... they shit everywhere.

[@dannih2192]

Tasi_ Doodles How is your comment even relevant.

[@SKBKER]

@@nootnoot8434 Now that is a good idea

[@watt6248]

In Soviet Russia, inanimate object piss on cat

[@omegadragons321]

Hmmmmmm, yes.

[@tristramnguyen712]

I love how this is the only comment that I hear with an accent in my head

[@utavtakt9361]

In my sexual fantasy cats piss on me.

[@mask_vids9834]

WattDrivefive Australia

[@keithsimpson3321]

Poor cat lol

[@roarie6684]

Cats: I am here for your birds Turret: just lemme stop you right there

[@megstephens264]

KZbin comments are not your stupid meme bords you kids need to shut up we don't care about your annoying unfunny ifunny jokes don't like what I got to say? To bad that's life get used to it.

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

@Sequoiah Dreams Your saying truth about that. I only join in arguments when people threaten each other. Or one of them threatens them. I don't like those people. I had encountered a guy who in game wanted someone to kill themselves in real life. That's, where I went like: "Oh He won't get away with it this, I will defend the guy" BTW, the guy who was threatened didn't do anything specifically to him. He just pretended to be eyeless jack, pretending to eat human flesh. In game. That's practically fine, but threaten them for being weird or act as a character they roleplay as. Also, my character is scp-1471 (stalker app from SCP Foundation) Which as you can see, stalks, that would be worse, if I actually did roleplay it. Becouse even if you pretend to stalk,you still stalk. There is no way of pretending to stalk. You just stalk.

[@nikkovirtudazo7215]

Cat Invasion North and South.. Rat Invasion East...

[@therajanghunter1911]

I bet lizard invade west

[@ZayIvory7]

Air Strike from the neighborhood Eagles, Ground support from the local Chipmunks

[@dmitriisuvorov1930]

A mole resistance cell, quietly digging their way inside the house...

[@danieldietsche2954]

Remove the rats! The, cats will be less likely.

[@newtop420schannel8]

West hmm high& wide wall

[@princeramblerose]

i stg i nearly had a heart attack when backlumps headed towards the nest

[@KIRALYW]

Awesome video mate. I too defend fledglings in my garden from irresponsible cat ownership in our area. They are supposed to be locked up at all times here as we back onto a flora & fauna reserve. I have wattle birds, noisy mynas, blackbirds & even a finch nesting in our hedges that surround our property. What a marvellous invention. 👌🏽

[@DarkStarRhaast]

Lol that stampy part made me laughing!🤣

[@7silent_peter730]

Yes

[@davidvallllovera]

Overall how he snaps his neck

[@jamesparker4471]

I put orange oil on my boots because my stupid cat does weird things to them. It worked cats hate citrus.,try it on your rims.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Maybe he can use just straight lemon juice in a sprayer?

[@smy3486]

@@lsswappedcessna It might not work. My cat would specifically pee on places I sprayed lemon juice because he wanted to get rid of it's smell... 😔

[@justinfowler2857]

Citric acid is like it says. A long term application will eventually eat away the paint off his rims.

[@MoebiusUK]

I bought 2 ultrasonic cat deterrents from Amazon to stop cats shitting in my vegetable patch. They use a PIR sensor that when triggers sounds an ultra high pitch sound that scares the buggers away. They soon learn to avoid the area and works GREAT.

[@jamesparker4471]

@@justinfowler2857 more accurately I used Zep citrus degreaser that clean my pots with. I bet the cats don't go in the tangerine tree. Wish I had a tangerine tree

[@elfwizard9969]

this is like if a tower defense game was real

[@Round_Slinger]

Fr

[@outrunfungus43]

Lol

[@accountname6603]

tower : the bomber, the bomber explodes with water, basically auto scares away all cat types. (25 water, 999 "wetness")

[@elfwizard9969]

@@accountname6603 cost: 150 sun

[@tucci06]

Actually such a good idea for a tower defense game. Protecting eggs from waves of cats with water guns and cucumbers and shit, lol.

[@IIIDoggeh]

Your production quality is top notch and you are objectively hilarious!

[@mozkitolife5437]

Tell that to mentally-challenged cat owners. They'll reject the hilarity with equally humorous stupidity.

[@Claym1x]

Stampey.exe has stopped working please press respawn

[@MechWarrior894]

O O F

[@xxExoticButterzxx]

I swear there’s gonna be people in the comments saying cats are allergic to water and this is animal abuse

[@masterturbo2218]

It reminds me of the feminists, i mean here the dumb ones

[@lovacc_1967]

@@masterturbo2218 feminists have an average iq of 30 i bet if there will ever be a draft they'll get back to kitchen

[@kawhileonard1806]

I hope he asked for permission from the cats owner because if he didn't they are gonna be mad that their cat is coming home soaking wet lmao

[@masterturbo2218]

@@kawhileonard1806 well it's not like he did something like animal abuse, and the cat will probably lick itself before returning home

[@jasonx165]

More like, there's gonna be people making sure to stirt this shit up literally just so they can cry about it like they're any type of majority.

[@戴均祐]

I would make the floor slippery so that they can’t escape from the spay that fast!

[@Turnah81]

I want to so they stop scratching up our concrete

[@pierremartel3552]

@@Turnah81 Better yet a spray 15 centimeter before the detector then a 3rd one anther 15 centimeter after the detector so no matter the side the critter decide to go it will get 2 jets or even 3 if it decide to track back after being shot twice..

[@axeavier]

@@Turnah81 perhaps ceramic tile. Although just for fun for one day, if you can lay down a sheet of acrlyic or glass. Something big so when they do get sprayed, their strong thrust of power grips into nothing

[@userPrehistoricman]

Yessss! I want to see some more power slides.

[@topkek7587]

@@Turnah81 can't you just close the gate...

[@ImJustJAG]

I started crying laughing when he brought out Stampy

[@gauravbisht4504]

This guy sitting at home made nat geo and discovery shat their pants.

[@J4C0X]

even his narrative is on point! props to him

[@arkova112]

Genuinely surprised at how great your sense of humor is.

[@itzlionblazeofficial5100]

dude he ripped the vid from I did a thing

[@wateryoudoing3597]

ItzLionBlaze Official I literally cannot understand what you just said

[@lomdom80]

@@itzlionblazeofficial5100 they're both Australian and have cat issues. I don't think this is a case of one copying another

[@sprinkleman8103]

Birds: *_NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT_*

[@irondragon9775]

69th like nice

[@ipisoowatsi]

* war sounds intensify *

[@travelingz3855]

the commentary is GOLD

[@Brakvash]

"Kitty Burnouts being permanently etched into the concrete" I call those war wounds.

[@Biomirth]

The cat slide just did me in. I love the serious narration around ancient nature memes gone awry. You're too good.

[@TheMadRatKing]

This man’s turning his house into a fortress of automatic weapons against animal invasions, I swear this is like a video game

[@rhianGT]

The editing and commentary are what really sells this.

[@maddyvonirsik7391]

The commentary is hilarious. You get a sub just for that.

[@wyatt_enoch1301]

Yes exatly!

[@leozendo3500]

You should definitely do like 5 water cannons in the yeard to engrave the memory into these cats more effectively.

[@T-Law.]

Stampy cat appears Me: is *violently nostalgic*

[@Crystix]

Same

[@marceloguia6107]

I wonder what his neighbours think if they ever see this...

[@DantzikZodarro]

Marcelo Guia, hopefully they’ll realize why they shouldn’t leave their cats outside

[@TexasLindbloom]

A late night recommendation from KZbin has never made me laugh so much. It is now 2am and I have watched the entire playlist with time well spent. Who needs sleep anyway? This was fantastic 😂😂

[@buggydays2299]

2 - 3 nozzle's spaced a couple of feet apart so the cat's run through continuous spray would be cool!nice one all the same.

[@ST3W1010]

Use “cat recognition” so that the water cannon aims at the cats and follows where they go so it’s harder to escape and so they don’t stick around after being sprayed.

[@georgewoolmer6385]

If ‘cat slide’ doesn’t become a song I’ll be sad...

[@openlink9958]

When?

[@erican3244]

Ugh. I can't stand people who let their cats roam! I love cats and have 2 of them but because I love them and nature, they stay inside 100% of the time. Domestic housecats are sooo destructive and letting them roam is dangerous for them as well as wildlife. Then people who let their cats roam have the nerve to cry when their cat goes missing and/or dies due to one of the many dangers outdoors. It's their own fault but maybe one day they'll learn their lesson. Too bad we can't hose down the cats owners since the cats don't know any better.

[@scarymaika]

Agreed 100%. I've got two kittys and they are contained as good as i can muster...

[@Goujiin]

I'm thinking turning the nozzle slightly to the right and adding a small cone spray for better exposure since it seems to mainly tag the ass.

[@David_Brinkerhoff93]

Id like to see some slippery surface instead of concrete.

[@troynasello2085]

Absolutely hilarious. I'm a cat lovers and I appreciate the non-lethal solutions. I love the pics & narration. Funny AF. 👍

[@york1881]

I had the most laugh I had for years!!! and no other video material beats your intelligent and witty commentary! thank you very much! Love it!

[@Kardfogu]

Interestingly, as a crazy cat lord, I love this. Quite a lot of people treat their "cat problem" by poisoning literally everything and everyone in their proximity. This is a win-win situation for everyone.

[@gameroni51]

No one: My brain at 3am: Cat slide

[@ZazzilasArden]

I feel like it would be more effective as a water cannon rather than a relatively slow, single point water stream.

[@walkersavage4926]

I like many things but never have subscribed to anything however I was so moved and entertained by your quest to save the birds and your cars that I clicked. Thanks Craig for your innovative, humane, and funny solution.

[@Jesus-oe3gd]

Make a line of cat repellents so when they come and start running they still get sprayed

[@rustybrowneye]

Dat pic of kickin the cat in the balls lolololol

[@niklasneighbor6726]

idea: make a Frame that activates a shower wall to the Right of the Repellent so if they try to flee that way, they will only get soaked more.

[@annestyk]

the thing is little information is getting into the cat during fight or flight. the lesson ends with the first spray, after that is all "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH RUUUUUN!"

[@omegadragons321]

@Niklas Neighbor Y E S.

[@norvigosracing6948]

I have a better idea. At point zero, the distance from the fence where the cat gets drenched with water, add a shiny surface on the floor as a trap so when the cat walks on it and gets drenched with water, when he suddenly tries to take off he looses traction at launch and stays more time getting hosed. Also you have to place another sprinkler straight on at the direction they run to.

[@zahwa242]

Turnah : *creates lots of high tech gadget to repel these cats Me : *place a dog

[@moymomo879]

@The SS Youth that dog wouldve eaten the bird and the eggs then whats the point.

[@gamingwiththebeast1025]

do not question the elevated one

[@jebushwplainview9453]

The word turdsack is SEVERELY underused these days.

[@insolentstickleback3266]

I call situations and people Turdsack nearly everyday thanks to Craig Turner!

[@jebushwplainview9453]

@@insolentstickleback3266 HERO

[@insolentstickleback3266]

lol epic : D You are a "World Champion," Chris Thomas!

[@Vici0us369]

You need something for them after they get hit with water, the floor should be slippery with no claws being able to propel themselves so they will get soak for longer duration.

[@wayneivey1]

I like like your idea🤣

[@mifrylek3316]

pretty good idea xD

[@DutchClawz]

Glass plate?

[@MimzeeBee]

I love cats! I've got two, but this is the funniest shit I've ever seen! Bravo! Save the birdies!!!

[@shotjon2957]

I wish it was ten seconds ago when I didn’t know parents carried the kids poo away

[@emirisik]

Imagine being a cat in 2020, humans out here being entertained by your adventures.

[@Subsnake5500]

He is shocking, he puts this on youtube witch by comments you can see many cat haters or on here. This is promoting hatred of cats that could lead someone to doing worse to someone's pet.

[@dreadfulbadger]

@@Subsnake5500 lol

[@cupcake644]

best comment.

[@sockman6058]

This guy creates funiest cat videos ever

[@Turnah81]

Cheers for watching