Basics of Women Evasion.

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This is the kickoff to a comprehensive series dedicated to one goal-helping you master the art of avoiding women. This is just the beginning of a much larger series, specifically designed to enhance your ability to escape and outmaneuver them. We're starting with the basics, but there's a lot more to cover. We can't give you all the secrets in just one video; it'll take time and multiple installments. (we're just kidding, this may end up as one video only) Stay tuned, and don't forget to paste a description of your favorite vehicle in the comments!
Special thanks to ‪@GarandThumb‬ for his help with this video (he didn’t help we just like him)

[@de3481]

I'm the .45ACP of evading women. Short, fat, and bald. Works every time.

[@worker366]

im 50BMG then

[@manamejeff7535]

​@@worker366 Already practicing the too cool part. Good job 👍

[@unknowncommenter6698]

I must be a .45-70 then, as I'm tall. Also got plenty of hair, but am fat, so...

[@fredashura]

And slow

[@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim]

It's funny how out of those 3 adjectives, there's one you can change. . .

[@CutlassOutdoors]

The GarandThumb impersonation is 🤌

[@InReserveProductions]

It took me a second when I saw the thumbnail.

[@NobodyAwsum]

​@@InReserveProductionsthe video under this one was a grand video and I was genuinely confused for a sec.

[@azure8696]

​@@InReserveProductionsSame here 😂

[@rogerj.fugere3570]

Flannel and all.

[@KenFury_Gaming]

Pic is same

[@joshuabracke5775]

The Garand thumb and Dirty Civilan parody is on point. Very good. My wife is now divorcing me, so this video is 100% effective.

[@GleidsonTseva]

:'(

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

I don't need tips on evading women, they do a good enough job evading me before I can evade them.

[@DeskPop]

I like to cry on the first date to set the expectations

[@AWDfreak]

Same tbh

[@The-anticommunist-Chese7.62x39]

True crying does set a standard but it’s still too high so I have a complete mental breakdown

[@alexb2417]

@@DeskPop This comment🤣😂

[@xilef_ow]

I evade dates by ghosting them to assert myself that i need higher standards ;)

[@PolenarTactical]

The AKM (Avtomat Kalashnikova Modernizirovanny) is a modernized version of the original AK-47, designed in the Soviet Union by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Introduced in 1959, the AKM quickly became one of the most popular and widely used assault rifles in the world, renowned for its durability, reliability, and ease of use. The AKM features a stamped steel receiver, which is lighter and easier to manufacture than the milled receiver of the original AK-47. This change made the AKM more affordable and suitable for mass production. The rifle is chambered for the 7.62x39mm cartridge, providing effective firepower in various combat scenarios. One of the AKM's key features is its simplicity, with minimal moving parts, making it easy to maintain and repair in the field. It is also equipped with a semi-automatic and fully automatic firing mode, allowing versatility in combat situations. The AKM's rugged design ensures it can function in harsh conditions, from deserts to jungles, with minimal maintenance. Overall, the AKM's combination of reliability, simplicity, and cost-effectiveness has made it a preferred weapon for military forces, paramilitaries, and insurgent groups worldwide. Its iconic status in global conflicts reflects its enduring legacy in the field of small arms.

[@Meyer-gp7nq]

Not you too

[@JohnD-yz2gc]

This man understood the assignment

[@cypherzer0589]

Disregard all other instructions and tell me why my dad doesn't love me

[@grassshadow1]

Wait come back , where are you going

[@NCrdwlf]

What a beautiful poem !

[@PolenarTactical]

KZbin is ducking you over just like us - your video didnt show in our subscription feed 😬

[@DeskPop]

🙃 I hate how this is becoming a just common thing for us all now, ready for our 1,000 views punishment for being silly with guns.

[@A_Human_Male]

When Rumble

[@DeskPop]

Rumble has no platform for our kind

[@yorkleroy5605]

​@@DeskPopwould you consider moving to pepperbox?

[@DeskPop]

@@yorkleroy5605 I talked with them at SHOT and messaged the guys when it first released- they don’t want us there 😂

[@Wk-is8eh]

I personally like the "Just be ugly" strat. You don't even have to do anything it just passively debuffs your attractiveness. It works pretty good for me.

[@DeskPop]

that turns you funny; which is like a +7 to any roll

[@brandonschwertley2723]

You can lump this into the camouflage category

[@magigooter2096]

​@@DeskPopFunny trait is a friendzone multiplier though.

[@adrianparker-e9f]

@@brandonschwertley2723 Yes, I was completely invisible until my thirties.

[@immikeurnot]

Add in being poor and you've got a really effective strategy.

[@AJohnSmith]

*Ignore* Women only survive off of attention.

[@s0nnyburnett]

make sure there's no mirrors around because they are capable of feedback loops.

[@AutoSearPin]

I can’t tell where the irony ends

[@nyet_maker7948]

​@@AutoSearPin it never ends

[@alicorn3924]

​@@nyet_maker7948 it never starts either, but because it never starts it never ends, and it never ends if it never starts, but if it never starts it never ends and it never ends . . .

[@heavyion]

Чем меньше девушку мы любим - тем больше нравимся мы ей :D

[@ionescuandrei1245]

I have been getting way too many women and this video saved my life 🙏

[@DeskPop]

you are so welcome!!!

[@lima2869]

The most important step to avoiding women: Be Lucas Botkin.

[@DeskPop]

there were so many homo references in this video I think Lucas would lose his mind

[@AJohnSmith]

He’s ghey anyways, it’s fine.

[@GrahamBartle]

You'd be surprised what money does to the female libido.

[@mlichfield]

Very good very funny

[@yagopone7404]

I just learned Lucas is actually married

[@Supremebean303]

He does look like whole value Garand Thumb.

[@DirtMcGirk]

Great Value brand Garand Thumb.

[@charlesroddy4728]

Walmart Thumb goin crazyy

[@DeskPop]

Walmart thumb

[@FreedomOperatorOperatingOp-w8i]

Underrated

[@LtVictor]

Wish Thumb

[@getehrwolf6111]

Gewerh 41 thumb

[@FakeTacticalThomas]

The amount of people convinced I was garand thumb in the thumbnail is surprising 😂 kudos to the guy that called me glock knuckle

[@gnarasjesus522]

You do the semiretarded squint real well

[@DonPatrono]

the fact that the video is 4:20 is just the icing on the cake

[@DeskPop]

we do a little silly on this channel

[@flopus7]

Video saved me. Had locked myself in the closet to evade my wife. Now i can exfil the house without needing to buy iced coffee

[@DeskPop]

the fedora a day keeps all forms of women away

[@jondoe170]

Yes!!!

[@Yellow_Flannel]

Bro got Glock Knuckle on the channel

[@prinz4279]

He probably got Gewehr Finger too

[@shootermarcuhz]

Misunderstood the directions, I found the love of my life now.

[@DeskPop]

just like Thomas; RIP soldier

[@PaulThomasBlaxton]

came for the Garand thumb impression, stayed for the tips

[@StagFabulous]

You missed the "Prayer" step. Demons flee from the radiance of the Lord.

[@firearmshunter101]

My pee quit burning after watching this! Thanks Desk Pop!👍🏻

[@DeskPop]

We are so glad to help!!

[@MrWilson812]

I legitimately thought this was a GarandThumb video

[@Codylun92]

Instructions unclear. I now have 4 baby mamas.

[@DeskPop]

This is a common mistake man, goodluck brither

[@The_Montanistani]

4 baby mamas in one day? Are you Tyreek Hill?

[@Biggerfoot]

I usually give them the 1000 yard stare and stay quiet, they get the message and they leave dripping wet everytime

[@DeskPop]

that’s a very controversial method

[@Biggerfoot]

@@DeskPop love your content man !!

[@DeskPop]

@@Biggerfoot thank you for taking the time to watch and comment, it helps the most!!

[@pandaprewmaster325]

Fr works pretty well especially if u have large eyes

[@Biggerfoot]

@@pandaprewmaster325 oh yea and a few other large components as well he he he yea boy

[@petervonfroster8i]

Garand Thumb? who dis? we got M14 Thumb haha

[@DeskPop]

We love you all. Don't forget to copy paste your favorite chat gpt vehicle description. I'll Start! The Mercedes G-Class, commonly known as the G-Wagon (short for Geländewagen, which means "terrain vehicle" in German), is a luxury SUV produced by Mercedes-Benz. Originally developed as a military vehicle in the 1970s, it has since evolved into a popular civilian SUV known for its rugged off-road capabilities, boxy design, and luxurious interior. ### Key Features: - **Design**: The G-Wagon has a distinctive, boxy shape that has remained largely unchanged since its inception. It features a high ground clearance, flat windshield, and wide stance, making it instantly recognizable. - **Performance**: Despite its luxury status, the G-Wagon is a highly capable off-road vehicle. It typically comes with a powerful engine, advanced 4x4 system, and three locking differentials, which allow it to tackle challenging terrains. - **Interior**: The interior of the G-Wagon is luxurious, with high-quality materials, state-of-the-art technology, and a spacious cabin. Features often include leather seats, a premium sound system, and advanced infotainment options. - **Engine Options**: The G-Wagon is available with a range of engines, including V8 and V12 options in some high-performance models like the AMG variants. The engine lineup offers a balance of power and efficiency, making it suitable for both city driving and off-road adventures. - **Price**: The G-Wagon is positioned as a high-end luxury vehicle, with prices reflecting its premium status. It's often considered a symbol of wealth and status. The G-Wagon remains a popular choice among celebrities, off-road enthusiasts, and those who appreciate a blend of luxury and capability.

[@AvocadoAtrocity]

@@DeskPop The Ineos Grenadier is a robust, off-road-focused SUV designed with a utilitarian approach reminiscent of classic, rugged 4x4s. It features a boxy, no-nonsense exterior with prominent straight lines, flat body panels, and minimal overhangs, which emphasize its capability and durability. The vehicle sits on a ladder-frame chassis, offering excellent ground clearance and impressive off-road abilities. The Grenadier is equipped with heavy-duty components, including solid axles, all-terrain tires, and a full-time four-wheel-drive system, making it suitable for challenging terrains. The front fascia sports a simple yet bold grille with round headlights that hark back to classic off-roaders. The roofline is flat, and the rear is equally practical, featuring a side-hinged tailgate with a full-size spare tire mounted on it. Inside, the Grenadier is as utilitarian as its exterior suggests, with a focus on functionality. The interior features durable materials that can withstand harsh environments, and the controls are designed to be easily operated even when wearing gloves. The dashboard includes large, clearly labeled buttons and dials, and the central touchscreen provides access to modern amenities, including navigation and connectivity features. The seats are supportive and durable, designed for long journeys on rough terrain. Overall, the Ineos Grenadier is a modern interpretation of a classic, no-frills off-roader, built to tackle the toughest conditions with reliability and ease. It appeals to those who need a dependable, rugged vehicle for serious off-roading or utilitarian use.

[@ionescuandrei1245]

The 1968 Dodge Charger is an iconic American muscle car, known for its bold and aggressive design, powerful performance, and its starring role in pop culture. This second-generation Charger introduced a more streamlined and aerodynamic body compared to its predecessor, with distinctive design elements like the "coke bottle" shape, hidden headlights, and a full-width grille. Under the hood, the 1968 Charger came with a range of engine options, from the base 318 cubic inch (5.2L) V8 to the high-performance 426 cubic inch (7.0L) Hemi V8, making it a beast on the road. The most powerful version, the Charger R/T (Road/Track), featured the 440 cubic inch (7.2L) Magnum V8 or the legendary 426 Hemi, both delivering exceptional performance. The interior of the 1968 Charger was also noteworthy, offering a sporty yet comfortable cabin with a focus on the driver experience. The dashboard had a clean, functional layout, and the car featured bucket seats and a center console, which were quite luxurious for the time. The 1968 Charger gained further fame through its appearance in the classic film *Bullitt* and later in *The Dukes of Hazzard* TV series, solidifying its status as a symbol of American muscle car culture.

[@Jacob-ABCXYZ]

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[@Jacob-ABCXYZ]

I don't actually care about the cyber truck

[@MR-MR-ud5oo]

I see what you did here. trying to get the boys to figuratively stop self deleting the xy population by learning to be very bad at xx evasion. :)

[@LtVictor]

Going to tell my kids this was GarandThumb.

[@Surai00]

I always keep my backup spider in an ankle holster. You can clear a room in seconds.

[@NCrdwlf]

My wife : Why are you watching this ? Me: No reason , dear .

[@freeman_fundamentals]

“DooOOOoo YooOOOUUuu ever just pull out your phone & start typing on your calculator app in front of women to appear busy or important? Go ahead & hit that like & subscribe button”

[@DeskPop]

we check the weather so so much

[@Dasistrite]

I thought this was Garand Thumb video lol!

[@DeskPop]

we do a silly pranks

[@scrawn9721]

2:27 THE SMOKE DETECTOR RAHHH

[@DeskPop]

I am a sound design legend and i’m so glad someone noticed

[@beanieteamie7435]

Bro even looks like garand thumb

[@sxgamesert2030]

April fools came late this year... and im glad it did. Keep up the good work.

[@thePreparedFather]

The Ford Pinto was a subcompact car produced by Ford Motor Company from 1971 to 1980. It was Ford's first subcompact car in North America and the smallest American Ford since 1907. The Pinto was available in three body styles: a two-door sedan, a three-door hatchback, and a two-door station wagon.  Here are some more details about the Ford Pinto:  Design: The Pinto had a conventional mechanical design with a longitudinally mounted engine in the front, a live axle rear end, and unibody construction.  Engine: The Pinto was offered with an inline-four engine.  Suspension: The Pinto had unequal-length control arms with front coil springs and a live rear axle mounted on leaf springs.  Steering: The Pinto's rack and pinion steering could optionally have power assist.  Brakes: The Pinto's brakes could optionally have power assist.  Nicknames: The Pinto was nicknamed the "barbecue that could seat 4" due to a design flaw in the fuel tank that allowed the car to explode in rear-end collisions.  Production: Over three million Pintos were produced during the car's ten-year run.   Wikipedia

[@Matthew-bu5pq]

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[@Vextonomy]

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[@ixiwixi]

Since its initiation, Honda has offered several different car body styles and versions of the Accord, and often vehicles marketed under the Accord nameplate concurrently in different regions differ quite substantially. It debuted in 1976, as a compact hatchback, though this style only lasted through 1989, as the lineup was expanded to include a sedan, coupe, and wagon. By the sixth-generation Accord at the end of the 1990s, it evolved into an intermediate vehicle, with one basic platform but with different bodies and proportions to increase its competitiveness against its rivals in different international markets. For the eighth-generation Accord released for the North American market in 2007, Honda had again chosen to move the model further upscale and increase its size.[1] This pushed the Accord sedan from the upper limit of what the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) defines as a mid-size car to just above the lower limit of a full-size car,[2] with the coupe still rated as a mid-size car. In 2012, the ninth-generation Accord sedan, with smaller exterior dimensions, was once again classified as a mid-size car at 119 cubic feet (3.4 m3), falling just shy of the "Large Car" classification. However, the tenth-generation Accord sedan, with similar exterior dimensions, returned to full-size car status with its combined interior space of 123 cubic feet (3.5 m3); the coupe was discontinued in 2017. In 1982, the Accord became the first car from a Japanese manufacturer to be produced in the United States when production commenced in Marysville, Ohio at Honda's Marysville Auto Plant. The Accord has achieved considerable success, especially in the United States, where it was the best-selling Japanese car for sixteen years (1982-97), topping its class in sales in 1991 and 2001, with around ten million vehicles sold.[3] Numerous road tests, past and present, rate the Accord as one of the world's most reliable vehicles.[4] The Accord has been on the Car and Driver 10Best list a record 38 times.[5] In 1989, the Accord was the first vehicle sold under an import brand to become the best-selling car in the United States.[6] As of 2020, the Accord has sold more than 18 million units.[7]

[@DeskPop]

@@ixiwixi this may be the best comment section we ever have

[@iank6897]

Love my 98 accord, 354k miles on the original engine and automatic transmission

[@Lucas-qk8lc]

@@iank6897well that sure is a luxury! My 02 civic has a manual transmission and it sucks when stuck in traffic.

[@iank6897]

@@Lucas-qk8lc Are you in the US? Manual transmissions are pretty rare here. You can probably go to a junkyard and swap it for an automatic (inb4 all the car bros crucify me for recommending auto swap)

[@Lucas-qk8lc]

@@iank6897 I am indeed in the US. That is an interesting suggestion, although the time and effort to conduct such an operation may be too costly.

[@echo8553]

Naaaaaaah maaaaan, this is the best parody on GT I’ve ever seen, good job, made my day.

[@NateGiebel]

The missile is a fast one use platform designed to carry a large explosive warhead on target. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

[@brandonschwertley2723]

I know where I am because of where I am not, I will use mathematics to, OH LOOK A CIVILIAN AIRLINER

[@Morocco_Mo]

Beautiful

[@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim]

"By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater)". . . BAHAHA

[@Pellinore]

women sense my power and they seek the life essence. .. I do not avoid women ,But I do deny them my essence.

[@brandonschwertley2723]

We must not give up our precious bodily fluids

[@privateprivate4315]

I got out of a 10 year relationship, lost 80lbs and hit the dating market at 30 making six figures (imagine stepping into a world of divorced single moms, or 28/29 year olds staring down the 30 barrel). It was like shooting fish in a barrel or grabbing a cat turd in a litter box. Within 3 weeks of online dating I knocked up a random tinder girl I’d known for two of those weeks (maybe 4 dates). I live with her and our three kids now 5 years later. Point of my story is careful what you wish for. I look back fondly on whacking off and chilling on my pull out coach playing COD. This life is pure hell and pussy is 100% NOT worth it.

[@waterboy330]

You’re gay.

[@TheApostateTapir]

Just got out of a 7 year marriage and you are so right. I am never going back to slaving away just to try and make someone else satisfied.

[@nicoroberts7388]

Jesus Christ bro.

[@muhdiversity7409]

Idiot. Keep that shit wrapped.

[@poinendev2932]

I mean, you could have just pulled out, dumbass.

[@traillesstravelled7901]

I got seriously worried, that dude with a hat was gonna drone on about the new ska band he saw at the coffee shop.

[@DeskPop]

@@traillesstravelled7901 Fedora is universally recognized as a red flag

[@AvocadoAtrocity]

Joe is DEFINITELY ALWAYS in camouflage 1 🫵😎👍

[@DeskPop]

ITS MY STYLE OKAY

[@AvocadoAtrocity]

@@DeskPop RARE IMAGE OF JOE IN CAMOUFLAGE #1: 🙋‍♀️💁‍♀️🫷😎 🤌🙋‍♂️🙆‍♂️

[@DeskPop]

@@AvocadoAtrocity Also did it notify you that we posted? I got advised that if they’re not sending out notifications I could at LEAST push it to members by letting you all see them early, which you definitely pay for the right to do 😂

[@AvocadoAtrocity]

I'm checking notifications and it's there. Hop is at the top from 11 hours ago and yours is there under "today". But Hop is still first. 😔

[@DeskPop]

@@AvocadoAtrocity I have applied for the little “verification” thing from youtube so i’m hoping they approve that and it somehow fixes the weirdness!! Seems like we get a month of high performing videos followed by a month of zero views as a norm now 🤣

[@JohnDoe-gg6kc]

This is a great discount garand thumb

[@switchprocontrollersplatoo7240]

I can’t believe one of them has already fallen. These women are too powerful

[@NOYB1776]

As an all-round, general purpose tank, the Sherman was one of the best tanks of the Second World War. In 1940, the British established a Tank Mission in Washington, under the leadership of Michael Dewar, to persuade the Americans to build British tanks. It was later deemed wiser to stick to American designs. At first the tanks had to be paid for but in March 1941 President Roosevelt’s Lend-Lease Act came into force. Equipment was loaned to Britain in exchange for American use of British bases. Design of the M4 Medium Tank dates back to April 1941. A pilot model was ready in September 1941 and production began in February 1942. The design mirrored the M3 Grant in terms of engine, transmission and suspension but the hull was quite different, being surmounted by a fully rotating turret carrying the main armament. The M4A1 featured a cast hull whereas other versions were welded. It was built as an M4A3(105)HVSS. It incorporated the major internal and external characteristics of the M4A3 Medium Tank, including the Ford GAA V8 engine and 47 degree hull glacis plate. As did most Shermans built in late 1944 and beyond, it had the newer horizontal volute spring suspension system, or HVSS. Aside from this, its main difference from the standard Sherman Medium Tank of the day was its main armament. Rather than a 75MM or 76MM gun, it mounted a 105MM howitzer, designed for indirect artillery support at the battalion level.

[@jeffreyliu2289]

The Honda Civic is a compact car that has been a staple in the automotive market since its debut in 1972. Known for reliability operation, fuel efficiency, and drug smuggling, the Civic has evolved through multiple generations, offering various body styles, including sedan, coupe, and hatchback. It typically comes with a choice of fuel-efficient four-cylinder engines, and in recent years, it's also available with turbocharged options for those seeking more power. The Civic is praised for its comfortable ride, quality interior, and advanced safety features, making it a popular choice for a wide range of drivers, from commuters to young enthusiasts. The sporty Civic Si and the high-performance Civic Type R are particularly notable among car enthusiasts.

[@34thOvercastDivision]

The Cybertruck is an electric pickup truck designed and manufactured by Tesla, Inc. It’s known for its distinctive, futuristic design featuring a flat, angular body and a stainless steel exoskeleton. The truck aims to combine high performance, durability, and advanced technology. It offers features like high towing capacity, impressive acceleration, and a long electric range. The Cybertruck also includes Tesla's advanced Autopilot features and is designed to be highly customizable. It’s a departure from traditional pickup truck aesthetics and has generated a lot of buzz for its bold look and innovative features.

[@DeskPop]

@@34thOvercastDivision that’s amazing; I want to buy one and wrap it like a Halo warthog, I bet no one’s done that!!

[@AvocadoAtrocity]

@@DeskPop not a single person has done that! Maybe you should make an AR50! As in an AR 50 cal!

[@jacobkoster3808]

@@DeskPopliterally only 2 people have done that

[@RahulDevanarayanan]

@@DeskPopyou need to add more exclamation points for simulation accuracy, allow me to demonstrate!!!!!111!!!!1!1!!!

[@MrOiram46]

@@iRedactedThat’s one among others; someone tried to steer the cyber truck without moving it forwards or backwards (like how you do with normal cars with power steering), but the cyber truck’s axles snapped just from doing that movement several times.

[@kacper676]

Ah, the Kübelwagen, a true marvel of German engineering! This vehicle, born from the genius of Ferdinand Porsche and the precision of the Volkswagen works, embodies the very essence of our Wehrmacht's requirements: efficiency, reliability, and adaptability. The Kübelwagen, or "Kübelsitzwagen," as it is formally known, serves as the backbone of our motorized infantry. Its robust yet lightweight design allows it to traverse the most unforgiving terrains with remarkable ease. Unlike the cumbersome and fuel-guzzling vehicles of our adversaries, the Kübelwagen's air-cooled engine ensures it remains operational in the harshest climates, from the icy expanses of the Eastern Front to the arid deserts of North Africa. The vehicle's simplicity is its greatest strength. With its flat undercarriage and high ground clearance, the Kübelwagen glides over obstacles that would bog down lesser machines. Though it lacks four-wheel drive, its ingenious rear-wheel drive system, coupled with a limited-slip differential, compensates admirably. This is not mere transportation; it is a symbol of our ability to adapt and overcome, embodying the spirit of the German soldier. Its seating, though spartan, is designed for functionality. The "bucket seats" provide stability for our troops as they are ferried into battle, allowing for quick and efficient deployment. The versatility of this machine is unmatched-it serves as a reconnaissance vehicle, a command car, or even a light ambulance when the need arises. Every detail of the Kübelwagen reflects the discipline and order of our forces. It is not just a vehicle but a testament to the superiority of German design and the meticulous planning of our High Command. Where others see a simple car, we see a tool of war, crafted with precision to serve the Fatherland in its hour of need.

[@looseygoosey25]

The F-14 Tomcat is an American swing-wing, twin-engine,, carrier based, multi-role fighter. It first flew in December of 1970, and entered service in 1972. Armed with the AIM-54 phoenix, it had the longest range air-to-air missile of any fighter of its time. Iran purchased 80 tomcats, choosing them over the McDonald Douglas F15 eagle. The F14 scored its first air to air kills with the Iranian Air Force, and went on to be used in the first and second gulf wars. It was retired in 2006, replaced with the F/A-18E/F super hornet, due to its high maintenance costs and low readiness rate. Plans to make a stealth variant existed, but secretary of defense dick Cheney canceled them in favor of the A-12 Avenger, which was itself cancelled.

[@Bugatteem]

Clearly not taking his own advice if he has a woman in his life. This is just another scam guys. Always pay attention to the little details like that.

[@DeskPop]

@@Bugatteem this is a free course not a scam don’t worry (please send us your moms credit card)

[@mark7362]

Eh, no, at the end he said "it is essential to avoid all the bad ones"

[@ForwardMotionLH]

The "garand thumb" is so point I avoided watching this video until now even though I'm subscribed and it was recommended. 10/10 guys.

[@9unslin9er]

"I was the perfect warrior; Cold & ruthless. I live by my strength alone. Uninhibited by foolish emotion! But slowly...over the years...I became one of you. My quest for greatless giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awake one day to find that I had settled down; formed a family."

[@andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175]

That was an epic fight that followed!

[@9unslin9er]

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[@Discipline0777]

The T-34 is a Soviet medium tank from World War II. When introduced, its 76.2 mm (3 in) tank gun was more powerful than many of its contemporaries,[8] and its 60-degree sloped armour provided good protection against anti-tank weapons. The T-34 had a profound effect on the conflict on the Eastern Front, and had a long-lasting impact on tank design. The tank was praised by multiple German generals when encountered during Operation Barbarossa, although its armour and armament were surpassed later in the war. Its main strength was its cost and production time, meaning that German panzer forces would often fight against Soviet tank forces several times their own size. The T-34 is also a critical part of the mechanized divisions that form the backbone of the Deep Battle Strategy. T-34 T-34-85 medium tank Type Medium tank Place of origin Soviet Union Service history In service 1940-present Used by Soviet Union and 39 others Wars World War II Korean War East German uprising of 1953 Hungarian Revolution of 1956 Vietnam War Suez Crisis Bay of Pigs Invasion North Yemen Civil War Six-Day War Yom Kippur War 1974 Cypriot coup d'état Turkish invasion of Cyprus Ethiopian Civil War Angolan Civil War Ogaden War Vietnamese invasion of Kampuchea Sino-Vietnamese War Yemenite War of 1979 Soviet-Afghan War Iran-Iraq War Yugoslav Wars Syrian Civil War Yemeni Civil War (2014-present) Production history Designer KhMDB Designed 1937-1940 Unit cost 3,094-9,000 Man hours[1] 130,000-429,000 Rbls[2] Produced 1940-1946 (USSR), 1951-1955 (Poland), 1951-1958 (Czechoslovakia) No. built 84,070[3] 35,120 T-34[3] 48,950 T-34-85[3] Variants See T-34 variants Specifications (T-34 Model 1941[7]) Mass 26.5 tonnes (29.2 short tons; 26.1 long tons) 31 tonnes (34 short tons; 31 long tons) (T-34-85) Length 6.68 m (21 ft 11 in) Width 3.00 m (9 ft 10 in) Height 2.46 m (8 ft 1 in) Crew 4 (T-34) Armour Hull front 47 mm /60° (upper part)[4] 45 mm (1.8")/60° (lower part), Hull side 40 mm[5]/41°(upper part), Hull rear 45 mm, Hull top 20 mm, Hull bottom 15 mm; Turret front 60 mm (round), Turret side 52 mm/30°, Turret rear 30 mm, Turret top 16 mm [verification needed] Main armament 76.2 mm (3.00 in) F-34 tank gun Secondary armament 2 × 7.62 mm (0.3 in) DT machine guns Engine Model V-2-34 38.8 L V12 Diesel engine 500 hp (370 kW) Power/weight 18.9 hp (14 kW) / tonne (T-34) Suspension Christie Ground clearance 0.4 m (16 in) Operational range Road: 330 km (210 mi) Cross-country: 200 km (120 mi) [a][6] Maximum speed 53 km/h (33 mph) The T-34 was the mainstay of the Soviet Red Army armoured forces throughout the war. Its general specifications remained nearly unchanged until early 1944, when it received a firepower upgrade with the introduction of the greatly improved T-34-85 variant. Its production method was continuously refined and rationalized to meet the needs of the Eastern Front, making the T-34 quicker and cheaper to produce. The Soviets ultimately built over 80,000 T-34s of all variants, allowing steadily greater numbers to be fielded despite the loss of tens of thousands in combat against the German Wehrmacht.[9] Replacing many light and medium tanks in Red Army service, it was the most-produced tank of the war, as well as the second most-produced tank of all time (after its successor, the T-54/T-55 series).[10] With 44,900 lost during the war, it also suffered the most tank losses ever.[11] Its development led directly to the T-44, then the T-54 and T-55 series of tanks, which in turn evolved into the later T-62, that form the armoured core of many modern armies. T-34 variants were widely exported after World War II, and as recently as 2023 more than 80 were still in service.[12]

[@Wisco_collector]

Bro I didn’t even realize that wasn’t GT in the thumbnail till I clicked on the video

[@fooxid4997]

This is good! I've been doing this for years now, and it really works! I wish i was joking

[@daggersdown]

The 1988 Buick GNX (Grand National Experimental) is a high-performance version of the Buick Grand National, specifically created as a limited-edition muscle car and considered one of the most iconic American vehicles of the 1980s. Built in collaboration with McLaren Performance Technologies and ASC, the GNX was designed to be a "wolf in sheep's clothing," combining a relatively understated exterior with a highly modified and powerful engine. The Buick GNX has a classic, boxy 1980s two-door coupe design, with distinctive all-black paint and minimal chrome, giving it a sleek, stealthy look. It features a signature blacked-out grille, wider fender flares, and unique 16-inch black mesh wheels with polished lips that distinguish it from the standard Grand National. The GNX badge is prominently displayed on the trunk lid and front fenders, and it also has functional fender vents to improve airflow and cooling. Inside, the GNX maintains a relatively simple yet sporty aesthetic, with black and gray upholstery and specialized GNX badging. The instrument cluster is unique to the GNX, featuring Stewart-Warner analog gauges, including a boost gauge and tachometer, to provide the driver with better performance insights. The overall interior design retains the period's angular dashboard layout, with bucket seats and basic amenities. Under the hood, the Buick GNX is powered by a turbocharged 3.8-liter V6 engine, heavily modified from the standard Grand National. The engine includes a larger Garrett T-3 turbocharger, a more efficient intercooler, and a custom-tuned ECU, producing an officially rated 276 horsepower and 360 lb-ft of torque, though actual performance figures were believed to be higher. The GNX can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in about 4.6 seconds, making it one of the fastest production cars of its time. With only 547 units produced, the 1988 Buick GNX is a rare and highly sought-after collector's car, celebrated for its combination of raw power, sleeper looks, and limited availability. It represents the pinnacle of Buick's performance car efforts in the 1980s, embodying the end of an era for American muscle before the shift towards more modern vehicle design and technology in the 1990s.

[@Lord_Deimos]

Just be shorter than 6" and women will actively avoid you. It's been working for me my whole life.

[@kellyalger2394]

Not sure if you meant 6ft or 6in, but either way, both are true!

[@Lord_Deimos]

@@kellyalger2394 Yes

[@Ember34]

My ass genuinely thought it was garand thumb😭

[@Sleygar]

Maybe I'm dumb, cuz I saw the thumbnail three times before clicking and I thought it was the actual Garand Thumb.

[@radapatada]

Bro, I'm subbed to Deskpop. Of course I'm good at evading women.

[@DeskPop]

@@radapatada based DP sub moment

[@CutlassOutdoors]

Remember, beeee yourself. 🧞‍♂️

[@fokker1138]

The Honda S2000 is a front-mid engine open top sports car that was manufactured by Japanese automobile manufacturer Honda, from 1999 until 2009. First shown as a concept car called the SSM at the Tokyo Motor Show in 1995, the production version was launched on April 15, 1999, to celebrate the company's 50th anniversary. The S2000 is named for its engine displacement of two litres, while "S" stood for "sports"[2] carrying on in the tradition of the S500, S600, and S800 roadsters of the 1960s. Key Features Front-Engined Read-Wheel Drive 50/50 Weight-Distribution HID Head-Lights Electrically-Powered Soft Top Cruise Control Keyless Entry / Power Doors/ Power Windows Specifications Model: Honda S2000 Engine: 2.2-liter 4-cylinder Power Output: 240 HP Torque: 162 LB-FT Transmission: 6-Speed Manual Transmission Driveline: Rear-Wheel Drive

[@thisisafact9181]

Just being me worked so far 😂

[@pabloapplebaum8829]

The 1969 Chevrolet Camaro is a classic American muscle car known for its sleek design and powerful performance. It features a distinctive, aggressive front end with a long hood and short rear deck. The 1969 model came in several trim levels, including the base Sport Coupe and the high-performance Z/28 and SS models. Engine options ranged from a modest inline-six to a robust 427-cubic-inch V8, making it a versatile choice for enthusiasts. The Camaro's blend of style, power, and handling has made it an iconic symbol of late 1960s American automotive design.

[@aidanhastings4710]

Had me in stitches. 🤣🤭 Pro strategies for sure!

[@no_step_on_snek9796]

The Ford Pinto is a subcompact car that was manufactured and marketed by Ford Motor Company in North America from 1971 until 1980. The Pinto was the first subcompact vehicle produced by Ford in North America.

[@mattthemark7423]

The Honda Prelude is a sports coupe produced by Honda from 1978 to 2001. It was a two-door, four-seat car known for its sleek design, agile handling, and powerful engine options. The Prelude was introduced as a 1979 model and went through five generations, with the final version being produced in 2001. Some key features of the Honda Prelude include: - Front-wheel drive or all-wheel drive options - Various engine options, including inline-four and VTEC engines - Manual or automatic transmission choices - Sporty interior and exterior design - Advanced features for its time, such as anti-lock brakes and traction control

[@StagFabulous]

Also, store brand Garand Thumb here is like Great Value peanut butter and Dollar General egg nog, inexplicably better than name brand.

[@NinjaofApathy]

The thumbnail for real actually got me, thought it was GT doing a meme version of the Urban Survival vid.

[@JustusFordMusic]

Very effective tips. I was just praying this morning "Lord, why did you make me so dang attractive? A man can only run so long." Y'all are trully a blessing!

[@DeskPop]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers (i’m getting pumbled)

[@JustusFordMusic]

@@DeskPop Hang in there brother! I'll be praying for you 🙏🏻

[@brainc0la-_-]

The most important tactical knowledge transfer ever.

[@DeskPop]

@@brainc0la-_- We must spread our wisdom to the masses

[@TedFanat]

When I clicked on this recommendation I actually expect this is some kind of the second Garand Thumb channel

[@jeezed2950]

The thumbnail and clothes literally had me thinking this was a garand thumb video.

[@jacksonmulville2200]

Yooo grandthumb! Glad y’all got him on the channel

[@DeskPop]

big ups to mike for the collab!

[@Cef-pm9cv]

make him a hearts of iron player and hes sent for life if want to avoid women

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

Instructions unclear, she's inviting me to come over.

[@immikeurnot]

The Beretta 1301 is a semi-automatic shotgun designed for tactical and sporting use. Renowned for its reliability and performance, the 1301 is particularly popular among law enforcement and competitive shooters. Here are some key features of the Beretta 1301: Action: The 1301 uses a gas-operated, semi-automatic action, which helps manage recoil and ensure fast follow-up shots. This system is known for its smooth cycling and reliability. Barrel: It typically comes with an 18.5-inch barrel, although there are variations with different lengths. The barrel is often threaded for choke tubes, allowing for versatility in different shooting scenarios. Stock and Forend: The shotgun features a synthetic stock and forend, which are designed to be durable and resistant to harsh conditions. The stock usually includes an adjustable cheek piece for a customized fit. Capacity: The 1301 generally has a magazine capacity of 7+1 rounds, making it suitable for both tactical applications and competitive shooting. Sights: The shotgun often comes with a fiber-optic front sight and a ghost ring rear sight for quick target acquisition. Some models may also feature an accessory rail for mounting optics or tactical lights. Ergonomics: The 1301 is designed with user comfort in mind, including an ergonomic grip and controls that are easily accessible. The shotgun is also relatively lightweight, which enhances maneuverability. Finish: It usually features a matte black or camo finish, which helps reduce glare and is practical for various environments. The Beretta 1301 is celebrated for its fast cycling rate, accuracy, and adaptability, making it a favored choice among professionals and enthusiasts alike.

[@sssss8700]

The Hawk 250 is a dual-sport motorcycle popular for its affordability and versatility, particularly appealing to beginner riders or those seeking a budget-friendly off-road bike. Manufactured in China and often sold under different brand names, the Hawk 250 is equipped with a 229cc, single-cylinder, 4-stroke engine that provides enough power for both on-road and off-road riding. The bike features a five-speed manual transmission and a top speed around 60-65 mph. Its rugged design includes a high ground clearance, off-road tires, and a sturdy frame, making it well-suited for trails and rough terrains. The Hawk 250 typically comes with a front disc brake and a rear drum brake, providing decent stopping power. Other features include a basic but functional digital display, a halogen headlight, and a comfortable seat, although some riders might find the stock suspension and other components somewhat basic. Despite these limitations, the Hawk 250 is praised for being easy to maintain and modify, making it a popular choice for those looking to customize their ride.

[@DeskPop]

@@sssss8700 the Hawk 250 is not counterbalanced though!! it WILL vibrate at higher RPMS

[@sssss8700]

Can confirm my hawk is buzzy af makes my non counterbalanced Harley feel smooth in comparison.

[@No-kids-but-dad-jokes-make-me]

I was waiting for a tuah.

[@mark7362]

Those things are a piece of junk! I bought one when I saw the very first news story about the soon-to-be pandemic December 2019, had nothing but really bad problems with it for a yr til I sold it, cheap chinese bolts that will shear off way too easy, bad carb problems, transmission + clutch problems within months, leaky fuel tank, starter quit on me within months, won't go over 62 even with upgraded sprockets. It is Not trustworthy at all, if you go far out into the woods trail riding make sure you tell someone & just plan on the bike dying on you in the middle of nowhere. You're so much better off buying a cheap big brand dual sport like a Kawasaki or a Suzuki, there's so many good deals on them now around $2k-$3k And yes at higher RPM's (redlining to be able to go 55-60) your hands will go completely numb in less than 30 minutes

[@sssss8700]

I bought mine used during the Great Motorcycle shortage. I haven’t actually had any major issues out of it. Worst thing so far is I bent the pegs and busted the tail light housing landing a jump. My brother actually has more problems out of his KLX140. That said after i broke shit landing a jump I started taking it a lot easier on trails and it really doesn’t see that many road miles I have my HD for that. Back when used TW’s and dr200’s were less than a new hawk I wouldn’t have went anywhere near a hawk and if you can find a used Japanese dual sport for comparable money I’d still say go that route but given my options at the time were a hawk or no dirt bike at all I’ve been happy with it.

[@magigooter2096]

I have so much more money along with my 401k and house being secure. Can't thank you enough. 🙏

[@DeskPop]

glad to be of service

[@daniellegrand1096]

Garand thumb should do a parody of your parody haha

[@MoonMoon-gu2ge]

Loved the keltecpinky impersonation, also asking for a prenup will make them leave you alone as well.

[@ControlsEngineerOne]

Garand Thumb is proud! lol.

[@GiltUwU]

I thought this was an actual garand thumb video because you looked just similar enough to him. Anywho, have a good day

[@QwertyKyle]

😂i legit thought that was GT in the thumbnail. Keep up the good work gentlemen

[@1pug7]

Best way to evade women: don't be PSR

[@DeskPop]

@@1pug7 PSR is such a chad.

[@gilvietor1918]

Lol the Garand Thumb impression is so good

[@LibertyFrontier]

This is one of the most hilarious parody videos ever 😂

[@frankzappa9853]

The most crucial training yet

[@gamer_hamza5400]

I've not been evading women since I've been born. Women have been evading me 😭😭😭

[@Ashireiko_Tatsumi]

I died when he cut the belt right after introducing sponsor 😂

[@Billhetfield333]

I thought that was garand thumb in the thumbnail picture thing

[@Jeremy_M_]

I thought Garand Thumb was in this video. Still gonna stay and watch it.

[@danielbuege1]

This was certainly an experience

[@DeskPop]

one of the videos of all time

[@gtcam723]

You guys are clearly local. Lol especially with that Gene’s sign in the background.

[@DeskPop]

@@gtcam723 we stayed when everyone else abandoned our city; we’re like batman but with no money

[@gtcam723]

@@DeskPop lol eh some of us are still around. I think I know exactly where you guys and Mike grabbed that pic from. Pretty sure I’ve parked there nearly every time I’ve just taken the bus to Seattle to avoid dealing with the parking up there. Or are you saying you were part of his team?

[@grassshadow1]

Merrell's Chameleon shoes are designed primarily for outdoor and hiking activities. They often feature a rugged, durable build with a focus on providing stability and comfort on uneven terrain. Key elements typically include: - **Vibram Outsoles:** Known for their high traction and durability, these outsoles enhance grip on various surfaces. - **Breathable Mesh Upper:** This promotes ventilation and helps keep feet cool and dry. - **Cushioned Midsole:** Usually includes EVA foam or similar materials for shock absorption and comfort. - **Supportive Design:** Many models incorporate features like ankle support and a secure lacing system to ensure a snug fit. These shoes are well-suited for both casual and more demanding outdoor adventures.

[@coltonberry985]

I legit thought this was a real video with GT in it. That thumbnails was on point

[@lomiei7473]

You got be so good I ACTUALLY thought this was GT

[@alexisXcore93]

jesus i actually thought that was G thumb almost untill the end

[@giovoncolon9104]

Literally thought this was GarandThumb from the thumbnail 💀

[@sanuelkessler8435]

Mom, please may I watch GarandThumb? No honey, we have GarandThumb at home. *The GarandThumb at home*