Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 1: The Moon

[@TimsFoyleHeadgear]

I love how flat earthers think a floating ball in space is craaaaaazy, but a flat disc surrounded by ice, guarded by the evil government sounds completely reasonable.

[@WastedTalent83]

too many movies i say XD oh and too many weekend in the church aswell.. brainwashing does a lot of damage to people. It prevent them to make questions, and use logic.

[@MarcSeePhoto]

Lol 😂

[@raidenskywalker7143]

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lookingforwhiteprivilege9330]

@@WastedTalent83 never heard of a church teaching this.

[@johnchandler1687]

The Bible, even the older parts written over 4,000 years ago, speaks of the Earth as being round.

[@STST]

You probably may never see this. I would like permission to use this video. I am an ex flat earther this is the exact observation that made me realise the earth is not flat.

[@STST]

@KingI Hey man will do we speak regularly stay well!!

[@sadgfasdg542]

@@STST welcome back man. big respect to you! to admit you've been wrong takes a lot of courage.

[@mikestoveken]

That was a great interview with Catz! Please take this video and try to use it to spread the word to anyone who will listen; I'm sure Dave will NOT mind!

[@hodgymac]

Nice one, science rocks

[@STST]

@@mikestoveken I did in the end!!

[@tonytran8727]

The moon is actually just a mirror and earth is the moon. I’m a moon earther.

[@jakejohnson6954]

Ok

[@dusscode]

Thanks, that’s now my new religion.

[@bismuthn.9111]

Wheeze

[@jakejohnson6954]

Marwan Amireh joke? Imma make it happen

[@Релёкс84]

Why do you think the ancients called them seas? They knew

[@a12storyasylum]

Learning actual science while watching flat earthers get debunked is my favorite form of edutainment.

[@sebastianpostigo4025]

Me pasa igual, es muy divertido

[@ilcobogeski]

The only positive thing about flat earthers is the fact that I've learned so much more about the earth when their stupid theories get debunked

[@cheesywiz9443]

same .. i used to think that Prof. Dave is wasting his time on these people but these videos were actually very education..and ofc entertaining!

[@albertjackinson]

Yep.

[@ccapehart1980]

i think the flat earth tards and chemtrail idiots hang out in the same club

[@amarug]

haha best FE comment ever

[@haithamelatrache1231]

so true

[@nickthe1million336]

A filter that only shows the angry flat earther’s comments would be hours of fun

[@henrykid1393]

sort comments by 'new'

[@screamindog8772]

@@henrykid1393 oh my god I’m in entertainment heaven thank you

[@toastiboi7618]

@@henrykid1393 honestly a shame there isn’t a ‘controversial comment’ filter like on reddit

[@twatx0310]

@@toastiboi7618 well that option is pointless on reddit since the neck beard moderators just delete any comment they disagree with

[@toastiboi7618]

@@twatx0310 lmao

[@schismc]

Flat Earthers admit defeat when they realize they have been breathing from the atmosphere and not from the atmoflat.

[@TiLonGonn]

if only.

[@screamindog8772]

If only someone kept flat earthers from spreading around the globe

[@schismc]

@@screamindog8772 Sphereophobia

[@bettamese3275]

Lmao

[@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430]

This is not funny... This is not funny... ... I'm dying... please help xD

[@lemondedeounasetounasjr6840]

Flat earthers: “The earth is flat!” ISS, Astronauts, satellites, Voyager 1, Voyager 2: “Bruh”

[@Anti_OT2763]

The mf's that believed the earth was the center of the universe : ☠️

[@lemondedeounasetounasjr6840]

@@Anti_OT2763 💀

[@ericb3157]

and flattards' BEST counter-argument is blindly squawking "awk! NASA CGI! AWK!"

[@titan9259]

@@ericb3157 What if the probe is made by the USSR?

[@ericb3157]

@@titan9259 oh, i've really heard a flattard say "ALL space agencies MUST be run by the same organization because they all use the same logo!" which is SO wrong it's utterly absurd!

[@chriswilliams1096]

As "Bob the Science Guy" says, "there are two types of flat-earther: those that sell the t-shirts and those that buy the t-shirts".

[@condorboss3339]

True. Cruel, but true.

[@scottyd2262]

Well said Bob the Science Guy !!!!

[@iamspooder4573]

and bong lol

[@ejokurirulezz]

Both types have no life, neither personality and are just sheep that blindly follow.

[@Yatukih_001]

That discredited guy is a conspiracy theorist. You can not rely on conspiracy theories suggesting people landed on the moon to prove anything.

[@brabanthallen]

Here's a typical conversation with a flerfer: Professor Dave: What is this object? It's the moon. Flerfer: You have no proof of that.

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

It really do be like that, huh? 😞

[@Ozukai]

I would like to check your vision

[@cmaej28]

I shit you not, I had that conversation with a flerf before. Flerf: Gravity isn't real! It's density and buoyancy! Me: How the hell is the moon less dense than the air? Flerf: We don't know what the moon is for sure. Me: Get a good camera or a simple telescope. It's a damn rock. How is a rock just floating in the sky? Flerf: You never touched the moon yourself, so you have no proof of that! Flerfs are a waste of space. No pun intended.

[@basti5263]

@@cmaej28 Sir, i have to disagree. Flerfers are usefull. Just like Mr. Bean. People laugh about them. They make people happy. Additionally they boost the self esteem even of the most stupid guys by showing off even more stupidity.

[@Justin.Franks]

@@cmaej28 Come on, you must realize the truth about the moon, right? In ancient times, nephilim (giants) dug out the Grand Canyon, constructed a massive hollow object, filled it with helium, and placed it into the sky as the moon, in order to mock us for worshipping the sun. (Actual description of the moon from a prominent flat-earther)

[@orichen5409]

Flat-earthers after watching this: Guess the moon doesn’t exist

[@johnnyxthemacnifient5333]

yes. in the night sky there is just a bad spot an thed DOOM. that over the ....wel... how do i call this.... oh wait.. i am to stupid to notes that earth is flat ..?? than .... i really am stupid..... sorry guis...

[@DaveInVegas]

That is exactly what they say when I try to debate them with science. They claim the moon is some sort of projection or something. That is then how they know the moon landing had to be a fake. So much stupid.

[@thetimelapseguy8]

@Anthony Amable Feliciano Also how would they have been doing projections since humans have been around, does that mean we discovered how lasers work 100,000 years ago :D

[@Z_732]

Haha. Dont give them ideas about the dome being holographically reflected on. Oops. Oh well, it will take them years to come up with the common sense enough to explain it.

[@GamingplugTopia]

Your putting the moon over the flat earth but if you don’t put the moon over the flat earth and let it rotate you get the same concept with the sphere earth 😧

[@clairethomas1096]

Its actually really sad that we are still here having to explain this to fully grown adults in the 21st century 😭😭😭

[@joseleonido3479]

The devil tempts all.

[@iAmPurpleBeepBoop]

deppresion

[@yankees4551]

So my next conclusion was: my friend is getting old. Too old to think normal. Which is a pity.

[@wesleystoltz8421]

The fact is that even if we tell them this in terms they understand, someone is gonna scream "refraction" and pretend that solves the problem

[@LisaAnn777]

Ignorance is a pandemic.

[@NecrosVideos]

Stop Dave they’re already dead!

[@cl4655]

@hallo can you read?

[@theregulardude9492]

@hallo it'sa joke

[@archangeltyrael9943]

@hallo its a joke dude this guy is actually in a side of dave

[@theregulardude9492]

Lmao he deleted the comment

[@shruthisrikumar5907]

Yeah

[@KingJellyfishII]

Flat earthers are the people that get confused when an actor appears in a film after they "died" in another one.

[@joenormanmusic]

😂

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

😆

[@doofismannfred4778]

@@themorgan9805 You could try looking at the Earth. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpa4g6yCg7qYZ7s

[@trailbossdan1]

The Morgan Don’t rely on other people, research it yourself

[@kevinfisher1345]

@@themorgan9805 Did you not actually watch this video? It was less than 6 minutes long. If you have then please explain how the same face of the moon is possible to see everywhere on Earth on a flat pancake disc? But I can even give you some other proofs. Things I did as young kid, so not that hard. 1) Horizon Drop - get clear u shaped tube and put some water in it (coloured water is best). Take onto highest altitude you can and measure how much lower the horizon is to level of that tubed water, which is more then down at lower ground level. 2) How come you can never see the Sun or Moon obeying laws of perspective ... they should get bigger the closer they get to you and should appear to move quicker the closer they get. And the reverse when moving away? 3) There are only 3 celestial objects in the sky that ever appear in a crescent shape. The moon is one, but there are 2 others. What are they? And how come those 2 others appear as crescents but no other planets or other celestial objects do? 4) Tracking the Sun and you can see what is called analemma (although did not know what it was called until many years later in middle school science class). So how does the Sun do that on a flat earth, and more importantly how come no one elsewhere in the world has ever witnessed in reality the Sun moving backwards at any time? 5) An Azimuthal Equidistant map ALWAYS is only accurate to and from it center point. In both bearings and distances. But is less accurate the further away you get from the center. This alone means nada, as that could work on any shape of the earth. But re-draw the center point on a 2nd location, and it does the same thing as before. Re-draw it on a 3rd spot and once again those same principles still works. This means using any AE map that anyone can verify proves Earth is a sphere when they check it with 3 different center points. Or in other words Gleason was an idiot for stealing and using such a projection as the AE map because it actually can be proven to show that Earth is a sphere. Smh. Besides the idiocy of keeping Lat / Long lines which alone is telling you the shape of Earth. It is no wonder sailors such as Joshua Slocum had debunked it w/in decade of it being published and it fell into obscurity shortly after.

[@sandhan1t1zer]

Dave: “It’s the moon. You can’t shout conspiracy Flat earths: “You underestimate us”

[@baconninja4481]

Dave: Are going to say CGI? Flat Earthers: CGI- How did you know?!

[@MagetaTheLionHeart]

Us: the earth is logically round Flerf: HOLD MY BEER... LOGIC IS FOR COMMUNISTS. EARTH BE FLAT.

[@MariOmor1]

Don't try it!

[@dank4541]

@@MagetaTheLionHeart A circle is round lol

[@coeal2680]

look it up. there are flat earthers that really think there is a dome over the flat earth, and everything in the sky, including the sun and moon, are light projections on the dome by, get this, aliens! and the aliens put us in this dome to protect us! against what? who knows, their unknowable aliens! you cant make this shit up xDD oh wait... o.o they did...

[@dubjohnson23]

The flat earth theory is going global.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Wait until the mutants on the other side of the coin hear about it

[@bill2jamyt]

😂 good one

[@MysticRealm77]

😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@GuusStemerding]

Join us at triangular earth, we have a point

[@HustJere]

4 points

[@Endorcer]

wow, do your research man DONUT SHAPED EARTH is clearly the right one

[@brugernavnhvaderdet]

Wait... So we don't live on a giant balloon animal?

[@aadi2260]

@@Endorcer but donut shape has no point

[@brugernavnhvaderdet]

@@GuusStemerding what if i really want it to be true?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Flight Attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but this seat is exclusively for disabled people.” Person: “The Earth is flat.” Flight Attendant: “I apologize, sir, sorry for bothering you.”

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache classic lol

[@GOAT-HRDRZ]

🤣👌

[@_c_e_]

Person: "Great, now I have your attention... 'The Universe is flat!'"

[@lilyerickson4389]

@@_c_e_ Only the universe as we know it. If singularities exist within black holes, then they'd massively stretch spacetime. We could be in a tiered system of universes and not even know it yet.

[@raghavannaidu6931]

@@_c_e_ how?

[@TheHomefront32]

Their arguments fall "flat" Every time

[@madlibsluver]

Take my thumbs up and get out

[@akilreid2235]

slow clap*

[@TheHomefront32]

@@akilreid2235 🤣

[@neow6289]

This pun, well played sir!

[@kosho88]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE…

[@pranayc5738]

The fact that thousands of years ago, people still figured out the earth was not flat without science, without space ships, but to this day we have all of that and people still believe the earth is flat, it shocks me.

[@scathiebaby]

It boils down to belief in authority. It depends on the autority you latch on.

[@wadespencer3623]

@@scathiebaby But you can see yourself that the moon doesn't make any sense on a flat earth. No authority needed.

[@scathiebaby]

@@wadespencer3623 That's why great thinkers always knew that Earth was a globe. Because you can deduct it from a few observable details. But lazy thinkers can't or don't want to comprehend such details, and leave judgement to their habitual imagination, or, more likely, to authority.

[@Nl0m]

@@scathiebaby explain why an authority should üntervene a modern-educarion

[@scathiebaby]

@@Nl0m Most of us have been educated at schools to believe in certain kinds of "authority" - the result is that many people often believe in those authorities rather than in own observation, common sense or logical reasoning. And, unless we realize that various sources tell different facets of the truth or are outright lying, those people believe in authority in a "first come, first served" way, which are those authorities who have been framed as "credible" during their childhood.

[@kingcrabbrc]

There are few things I like more than watching people dunk on flat Earthers.

[@phildavenport4150]

M87 through the EHT being one of them, maybe.

[@tripolarmdisorder7696]

There is almost nothing more enjoyable than watching Prof. Dave insult the globe-denying oxygen thief community. His jabs about crying themselves to sleep could only have been better if he had told them to cry themselves to sleep while masturbating, just to burn them harder. Not that they were much more than a used charcoal briquette by the end of it.

[@profphilbell2075]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5S3mqilrtCkeKc

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@globeforever9777 same goes for all religions and religious fucktards.

[@doofismannfred4778]

@@themorgan9805 Heh. You think you know science. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3mZknmdhs2AlaM

[@kerwynbrat5771]

Just for fun I tried to make a workable flat earth model. I have something like 838 iterations at this point and none of them work. You can get ONE thing to work, but then nothing else does. I was never able to solve the moon and sun ever. As of now, I am throwing in the towel since it just does not work. Maybe I am biased since I have been to Antarctica and I saw absolutely no armed guards, no armed patrol boats or planes flying overhead to stop us. I did see some whales tho and some great icebergs.

[@max5250]

That's the reason why there is no such thing as "flat earth model", since all of their "explanations" are always 'ad hoc', and they never comply with other "explanations". Not to mention that, most of the time, their "explanations" are contradicting to some simple observations.

[@traskforge]

@@max5250 I "really like" your use of "quotation marks"

[@abderianagelast7868]

Yeah, the best I can think of for the moon thing would be some sort of concave shape, but then you'd have to position it around the outer ring of whatever map you want to use, which just doesn't work. Maybe if you're really lucky you can get it to work over the equator, but then we have to ask ourselves how a concave satellite would even be possible. It's certainly a fun exercise to try, but definitely not to waste any real effort on.

[@NeoZero369]

You’re not God…

[@PeterJavi]

@DropkicktheDecepticon This is sad, but true

[@nombuldog4231]

The simple fact that a video like this exists in 2020 is absolutely mind-blowing.

[@mancavemusician]

Yes it is and I just heard Trump suggest injecting people with disinfectant might cure COVID19 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@nombuldog4231]

@@mancavemusician What a time to be alive

[@JasonSpamulusUtting]

KZbin got introduced

[@mrdynamitehee]

@@mancavemusician He just denied he was being serious. Now he wants people to believe he was being sarcastic - during a briefing on a national crisis on a day when America crossed the 50 thousand dead Americans milestone. He's the President of the United States. Something is very, very wrong here.....

[@tsopmocful1958]

@@mancavemusician The year of Glen 2020.

[@NSR_Oficial]

Bro he smashed them with only 1% of his full power 💀

[@merkingsavage6045]

😭💀

[@jingboy7]

Professor Dave: "you underestimate my power"

[@NSR_Oficial]

@@jingboy7 Jaja, I imagine that actually happening. 😂

[@MrGreenBot]

I watched his math course and the way he talked, I thought he was chill. Nahh, this man is a savage.

[@cubebutpro298]

Its hard to win an argument with a smart person,but its just impossible to win one against an ignorant person

[@ianbenidictcallos3077]

this is the most respectful roasting I've ever heard

[@janicel3989]

@@derekborkent2899 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😁😁😁... Don't Call Yourself A "Moron"..... People Might Start Agreeing With You....😉😊🤠😂

[@curiouswanderer7187]

He is a Scientist, obviously he'll have to maintain his roasting to a certain extent.

[@elypetitemoulinmultifoncti8395]

Are you forget how mon move , remind please moon 🌝 sem like Earth moving around him self and around earth 🌎 so why moon 🌝 never change his face during rotation around him salve lol🤔

[@ianbenidictcallos3077]

@@elypetitemoulinmultifoncti8395 if you want to start an argument you better fix you grammar first

[@janicel3989]

@@elypetitemoulinmultifoncti8395 If A Jet Pilot, Flies At 1,500 Miles Per Hour.... What Is The "Adjustment" The Pilot Would Have To Make, In Ten Minutes......In Order To "FLY AROUND".....The Three Dimensional Round Earth....?🤠

[@svolos1971]

Trying to reason with a flat earther is like playing chess with a pigeon: it doesnt matter how great of a player you are. The pigeon will always knock your pieces down, shit on the board and declare victory.

[@abdullahqureshi1404]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@piguy8876]

Ok this is by far the best comment I've seen in a very long time

[@somethingdoesrandom155]

@VelocityRaptor me

[@johnchandler1687]

They're tasty. Ate pigeons, doves , field larkspur many blackbirds when young. All birds but vultures and other carrion eaters are good to eat. Not as good as armadillos though. They're all white meat, just like domestic rabbit or chicken breast.

[@Kittybutterandjam]

Imagine of someone said that the moon covered all of the earth them explain the sun stars galaxy’s how we stay warm how we get natural light from the sun and more

[@tibodeclercq2131]

What is closer: The moon or Los Angeles? Flat earther response: the moon because I can see the moon and I can't see Los Angeles.

[@modernrobin9162]

Absolutely fucking right They all are like this

[@Neqtunez]

never heard anything more true

[@Neqtunez]

@Epicword an average human can see 5 kilometers or 3.1 miles, so we dont see the curve yet because its not to long, and we actually do see the curve, if the earth was flat we would have seen mount everest from your house, that proves the earth isnt flat

[@Neqtunez]

@Epicword 3.1 is on round eath duh, on flat earth you would see anything and flat earth, flat earth is debunked because airplanes flights would have been impossible because how will someone fly from america to japan if going on the west? if the earth is flat he wouldn't be able to get to the other side, this is basic logic, we learned this in 2th grade

[@marranin007]

@Epicword if the earth is flat, then why are all the other planets round? shouldn't every object in the universe be flat? why would the government try to hide such a simple "fact"?

[@Bambuskus505]

I love how you can physically feel Prof. Dave's sanity slowly diminishing with every new video on this topic.

[@jingboy7]

I've already lost most of mine. But I can notice it very very easily.

[@lolliii5477]

RIP@@jingboy7, you will -(not)- be missed.

[@fromaggio7654]

"We can all see the moon" FErfer: *shoves thumbs into eye sockets* "No I don't"

[@JohnDoe-dh1cv]

Well they would just have to look when it's not out...or simply shut there eyes and not be able to see it...

[@dermontbud2798]

@Fromaggio FEs say the moon is a hologram, others even more stupid say it's just a reflection of the sun on the dome. It's clear they're a bunch of morons.

[@rodwellcort7503]

Science: we can see the moon Flattards: Heavenly Energies

[@zemoxian]

dermontbud I’ve heard even stranger. I think it was something like, the reflection of the Earth on a mirrored surface. Though that Earth was actually a sphere, I think. Many times larger than the Earth. The flat Earth part of Earth we’re familiar with is actually just one of the smaller craters. And I think aliens come from worlds in other craters. Hopefully I didn’t merge garbage from another hapless conspiracy brain, they start to blend together after a while. I’m sure someone has topped that on by now.

[@DeadlyHaunter]

They don't even believe in a moon.. they belive it's a hologram. This video is pointless

[@llewellynbrandon]

Flat earther when realizing their usual approach won’t work here: I’m just gonna pretend like I didn’t see this video.

[@dinoelasz6360]

Actually 100% correct😂

[@valoaras9729]

their usual approach is insulting nd.. thats it this is the only things they do :d

[@alexanderbudianto7794]

Flat-Earther: I'm just gonna assume that he's wrong without actually watching the video.

[@Darmesis]

I have experienced, on more than one occasion, flerffers who have posited the Moon is see-through, to which I’ve stopped responding cuz it would require a carpal-tunnel-inducing post on how ridiculous that is on multiple levels.

[@theobserver314]

@@Darmesis Now that's stupid.

[@Altt]

Wait... So if the Earth was flat, wouldn't that mean the Moon was visible to everyone on the planet at all times?

[@maxfan1591]

Yes. And the sun too.

[@Altt]

@@maxfan1591 Alright, then. That's brilliant.

[@siddhanthravichandran3245]

Are the sun and the moon also flat according to them?

[@yourweirdplant]

Yeah. A little fun fact too, the Moon in the New Moon Phase to like, First Quarter follows the sun's pattern, normally rises around sunrise/noon and sets at night. So their little map of the Moon and Sun spiraling each other is wrong.

[@TimMmannyt]

It's nomologically impossible for that to be the case btw, but yeah they do believe that😂

[@irelae]

My favorite part of this video is the title: “Part 1” I eagerly await Part 2

[@ichich3978]

i hope for 10 like the 10 challenges

[@robertlafleur5179]

Part 1: Professor Dave pulverizes flat earth. Part 2: Professor Dave uses broom and dust pan and throws flat earth crumbs in garbage can.

[@masterchief4189]

Same

[@C4...]

Lol definitely

[@freddan6fly]

@@manishyadav-tt7ng You don't understand optics.

[@carmaspence9425]

I support the concept that if Earth were flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now.

[@janTesika]

@@mariasirona1622 why would it be a joke? it's a really simple way to prove the earth isn't flat. we all know how cats are with tables... but of course the original commenter meant it as a joke.

[@mariasirona1622]

@@janTesika i thought they were a flat earther... My bad, i read it terribly

[@samtasticsongs3012]

Dude sooo good lol 😂

[@GurmaniusU]

D BEST ARGUMENT EVER

[@cxpKSip]

Lolz

[@astrophysics9422]

Flat earthers : We are open minded Me : That’s why your brain fell out.

[@astrophysics9422]

@@patricianindel5469 You think I don’t have a brain. Btw I don’t feel threatened by the ‘flat earther theory’ because it is not something to be threatened by . If you go up to any flat earther, and ask for evidence that cannot be disproved by middle school physics, they wouldn’t be able to give any. Another thing is I feel like you’re the one feeling threatened by the fact that the globe earth is correct. Stop trolling in the comments.🙃🙃

[@MrQuaiven]

@@patricianindel5469 _"I do believe physics is just a theory."_ Your "beliefs" are irrelevant. After all just a few comments ago you said "evidence" was all that mattered to you. Evidence doesn't care about your beliefs. Also, anyone who says "just a theory" is disqualified from an adult conversation about science. And you can drop the "I am certainly not claiming the earth is flat" routine, no one believes you. You are just parroting all the standard FE talking points while refusing to accept anything that proves you wrong. You're FE. Have the integrity to just admit it.

[@TwoMayTo]

@@patricianindel5469 Pinterest picture is your proof? Listen carefully and pls absorb this with your brain. If you think helicopter will not stay on the same location when it is flying because your reason is the EarRTg iS mOvinG so the heLiCopter should be in the different location. Here is the explanation You are inside of a fast moving train, Try to jump and your location is still the same. That alone will debunk your PROOF (fairy tale). Do you think it is possible for you to not to move in A Fast Spinning Earth I mean Train? Do an experiment because you are a disgrace on humanity.

[@cosmology7552]

​@@patricianindel5469 No, you didn't upset me(don't confuse anger and frustration with sadnes), I don't own the comment section and why did you assume that I am nasty (I am when I want to be angry) and that I don't have curiosity. I am sorry for being rude but since you called me a person with no brain it was the only way I wanted to reply. Btw no one posses knowledge of everything (this may surprise you) and trust me I am very curious all of the time, all I do in my free time is learn things I don't know (no bragging, I don't brag). I am not wise either. I think you're a nice person when you want to be so please can I ask that we have a calm discussion in here. Again sorry for being rude last time. (The comment I made was a joke please don't take it seriously). Btw I am not crying in case you were going to say I am. Also I did not know that you were not a flat earther and on the fence about it. (The 'loser much' does hurt). Thank you.

[@TwoMayTo]

@@patricianindel5469 Science is about facts and all the technologies we have now cannot be achieve without non-stop research. If people like you have that kind of mind and not progressing and not thinking enough or doing some experiment and understanding about things that they don't understand, I doubt that until now computers, phone, radio and other technologies we have won't exist. This is now year 2021 and you are still stuck about the shape of earth.

[@philipblythe6535]

The problem is that these people think emotionally not logically. It is an ego problem. I.e. "I am afraid of the universe and the only way I can be comfortable is to be right about everything." Lazy minds want overly simple solutions that they can work out on their own without reference to any authority outside of themselves.

[@philipblythe6535]

@@brookarellastyle260 It more closely fits the ones who deny science (global warming, & pandemic), trust poisoned news sources & politicians that tell the big lie and blame others for their own misdeeds (voter fraud). These are the same people who are so egotistical that they would destroy others to protect their financial well being (don't tax the rich), make up baseless conspiracy theories about school shootings and who are losing case after case in Federal Court because they cannot bear to face reality and accept the plain facts of the world and the damage they & their ideas have caused.

[@philipblythe6535]

@@brookarellastyle260 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipSoh6iboZune80

[@philipblythe6535]

kzbin.infoXSDfFWlLrG8?feature=share

[@Datdoggyofficial.]

My mother believes the earth is flat because she’s a born again Christian & insists that there is proof in the bible that the earth is flat. She will answer any question about it with: “I believe the word of God”

[@FrikinOSM]

Yep, all christian nuts trying to prove the bible is true. Ignoring the fact that ancient Egyptians and Greeks proved the world isn't flat. I say put all the flerfs in a padded room and let them get on with it. Ignore them. Flerf: Ignorant, naive, delusional, stubborn, stupid. Pick 3.

[@sprawn09]

"The moon is being paid by NASA to show the same face in every direction".

[@lmoral222]

"The moon is a big bumper sticker stuck on the bottom-side of the firmament"

[@rd-gi6jw]

@@lmoral222 and it's moving at the same time :-)

[@philsphan4414]

It isn’t? I got need for you, I’ve got power of lunar attorney and I’ve deposited the checks. Note also that I’ve spelled “check” like an American and not “cheque” the way Communists spell it.

[@Blurry_Oreki]

That is phenomenally expensive and nasa sent even paid enouh

[@ChrisFaulkner]

dont give them any ideas.. :D

[@robertthompson5908]

A few years ago I had a conversation with my 20 something son (I’m 64) and he told me about flat earthers and said they really believe it. I said no way, they’re just a bunch of trolls that are yanking your chain. He said no, and so I started watching some KZbin videos. I still think some of them are just goofing on us or trying to scam money or just seeking attention. But I have to admit a lot of them really do seem to believe it. As a mathematics professor I find this deeply disturbing.

[@warmachineuk]

You're forgetting about the bell curve. No matter how much you improve education and intelligence, there'll always be the extremely moronic.

[@jsmith3798]

It is disturbing indeed. I especially hate to see someone who has large following that they gained for some other reason, making other content, who then sees a KZbin video, falls for it, and then spreads it to a whole new audience of people, some of whom also fall for it. They send them out in the world equipped with pure delusion.

[@BlooAlien]

@@warmachineuk “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

[@robertthompson5908]

@@Me-kr3bb I guess my son was right!

[@villamara9632]

Someone believes in God and that man was created in the image of God, and someone believes that he is a monkey and that he comes from monkeys. Someone believes in the regime and the great leader... Someone believes in a spherical earth and someone believes in a flat earth. I trust only my reason and my conscience and dear God and that's why I hate lying NASA, lying scientists, lying journalists, lying politicians, lying pharmacists and their lying and corrupt regime.

[@LearningWithSuj]

"run around like chickens with their heads cut off, making pathetic response videos, where they puff up their chests, and bark at each other for hours without actually responding to any of the challenges." I think you perfectly summed up the entire flat earth movement in about 30 words. Nice work, Dave!

[@simpleman8937]

They can't puff up their chests , because their chests are flat ,,,, kind of like their Brainpans !!!!!

[@chrisu491]

POINT & LAUGH how? He made very good points

[@alexaweishoff195]

197th like!

[@Hazhir_UFA]

There is a powerful relationship between flat earther's minds and cocaine

[@ericb3157]

oh, if you listen closely in one video by two flat-earthers, you can hear them smoking a "BONG".

[@TheRealSock33]

they have become one

[@jfrydavid]

@@ericb3157 I have to know..why ''bong'' in quotes

[@lamontcranston8181]

Just remember, when talking to a flat earther you’re basically playing chess with a pigeon.

[@scan4707]

"No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over all the figures, shit on the board, declare himself the winner and then fly away."

[@relic1701]

facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3011819078861492&set=a.715419925168097&type=3&theater

[@potterma63]

Hey, no reason to insult pigeons.

[@Brashnir]

@Zé Da Feira The pigeon believes he is the champion of chess because he can just flap his wings and knock over the opponent's king without making any moves.

[@deathstarcake5776]

A pigeon's probably smarter

[@andystokes8702]

The simple experiment that you suggested they conduct is impossible to conduct. It requires a flat-earther to stand between two friends. How many flat-earthers have more than one friend? It is an impossible challenge.

[@Planet_Max_XXXX]

It's not Impossible if they are all flat earthers. Then again, they do have conflicting beliefs...

[@joshuapratt1572]

Haha BURN!!

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

not trying to ruin your joke, but they came in a quartet to this show kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXmrqauZfcSHbNE they were promoting Flatcon in Brazil

[@lXBlackWolfXl]

Ever heard of a flat earth convention? I see videos showing just that being recommended to me any time I look up flat earth non-sense.

[@sasika9105]

u saying like... how many people been programmed in a way they want u to see. Not questioning ? well ya there is 1

[@capoo1337]

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society... They feared that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge!

[@orii-raepoole5446]

tata tch

[@charlieeriksson6956]

Legendary comment

[@skitzyfizz]

they say that there is no edge they always have some illogical thing for their defence

[@jacobmontemayor6685]

@@skitzyfizz you can’t even spell defense right lol

[@capoo1337]

@@gedankenfang3931 I don't believe in covid at all, so.........

[@leobradley2892]

I'm from Australia - southern hemisphere - and I remember being so surprised when I travelled to Europe that the face of the Moon is the same - but upside down! Of course, it isn't the Moon which is upside down - it's the horizon or if you like us and the ground we stand on is upside down. Because well the earth is round.

[@victorfinberg8595]

actually, this "zenith inversion effect" applies to ANY patch of sky, and tells you nothing about the shape of the observing platform. oops ... see following comment

[@AaronBallistic]

Indeed, down is basically saying, towards the centre of the earth.

[@DX16]

​@@victorfinberg8595Any patch of sky ? Even the night sky with stars ?

[@victorfinberg8595]

@@DX16 yes, the effect happens at the zenith, which can be anywhere. of course, it's easiest to observe with the moon, which is a large object, with features. but it's pretty easy to observe with a constellation. pick any object near the zenith, but slightly forward. now walk forward 350 miles (*). the entire starfield shifts by about 5 degrees. the object is now near the zenith, but slightly BEHIND it. since your neck does not twist backwards, YOU TURN AROUND. it's the fact that the observer turns around that causes the inversion, not the shape of the planet. (*) as i write this, i realize that i've been SAYING this wrong ... a lot. the zenith inversion effect doesn't "tell you nothing about the shape of the observing platform", it tells you EVERYTHING about the shape of the observing platform. Since everything you look at above you that is not in the earth's atmosphere is VERY far away (an assumption, but true), the LINEAR shift of the starfield as you walk along the surface requires the surface to be a sphere, and the magnitude of the shift tells you the radius. nevertheless, the inversion effect remains an artifact of the physiology of the observer, and there is a well-known trivial method for removing it. sorry for the confusion

[@DX16]

@@victorfinberg8595 I was about to tell you that you can't even see the same stars north and south of the equator, but I guess it won't be necessary

[@leoncai6659]

Professor Dave: King of passive aggressiveness

[@nathanmckenzie904]

Oh he's not even passive aggressive, he is just gone full aggressive, and I live it

[@Bshipbuilder]

That's not passive.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Passive aggressive? Seemed like plain old aggressive to me. He didn't mince words. He just derided the people who are obviously wrong about something they could easily figure out themselves, with their own eyes and be absolutely certain about it. Y'know, the stupid.

[@tizio5103]

"passive aggressive" You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[@nathanmckenzie904]

@@tizio5103 god I love that movie

[@gintokisan5171]

If you take a flat earther to the outer space and see it for himself, the other flat earthers will think he/she was brain washed by NASA...

[@chiefkeefgaming2005]

ROND earth hu?

[@gintokisan5171]

@@jmbbk4737 dude what are you saying?? Are you confused and can't decide if the earth is flat or spherical??? . Try watching skydiving videos it might help you..

[@gintokisan5171]

@@jmbbk4737 I think you can see the buildings during at night...because of the size and distance you can't even see it..it is the same as like trying to look at airplane windows...it is mostly clouds...also you can see it in most sky diving videos mostly clouds and brown.. . only when you get in to the ground you see it more clearly.. . Maybe why they turn off at the same time is to recharge the power?? Or conserve them... because cameras are solar powered and maybe power is also limited.. . Can you send a link so I can see the videos for myself..

[@gintokisan5171]

@@jmbbk4737 also cameras consume more. Power..the higher the technology/pixels and etc... the higher power it consumes.....and it gets hot and can be broken..

[@arkhalz5034]

Take them all

[@Liesmith424]

The moon is actually concave and reflective, so the "same face" property is just an optical illusion. Source: I found some interesting chemicals under my kitchen sink and huffed *all* of them.

[@humamzaki4842]

New discovery flat earthers are using harmful drugs to boost their brainpower but it didn't do anything

[@MrWiggsy4]

Ha ha ha

[@BorkenGarage]

@William Yes do your research!!

[@anthonysach]

@@humamzaki4842 How can you boost something which is not there?

[@AllenStJohn]

@@anthonysach multiplying a negative just make it more in the negative!

[@ScreenSaver42]

He was so calm while absolutly destroying the flat earthers. Thank you for this video because i was writing an essay about how wrong flat earth is and this video is all i need

[@MilitarySVINGchildrenWAKEUP]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5usaGdrhaycnaM m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/oairoaehqdyKiZY

[@bobbybooshay8641]

I'm just so thankful NASA had the projectors up and running before Harriot and Galilei started making their sketches of the moon.

[@d3rp_d3rp]

Right? So helpful lol

[@johnfrederick9833]

I can't tell if your flat earther or globe earther

[@bobbybooshay8641]

@@johnfrederick9833 ---- NASA had projectors up in 1609? You don't see I was being facetious?

[@nootnootpenguino8586]

@@bobbybooshay8641 i cant believe u actually think that is a logical statement. Umm electromagnetism.

[@amir123786]

NASA are the same as CIA or bill gates or Apple etc. All devil puppets

[@DANI_EXXTACY]

Flat Earth logic: If it’s real, it’s fake.

[@SaifonYoutube]

wait you created a paradox if we show them somthing real they will think its fake becouse they think oposite but if its fake they will think its real becouse the think oposit this is the flat earther paradox

[@86_percent28]

saif minecraft gaming that sums up their logic pretty good

[@laser986]

true

[@That_One_Guy...]

@@SaifonKZbin well duh Sherlock, it's no paradox but it's their common sense

[@billytaylor6604]

No, Flat Earth Logic is: If I can't understand it, it must be fake.

[@cajeeofkitagawa4361]

Thank you Dave. I have a friend, he was troubled. For years always talking about conspiracy theories. He got really dark. During lockdown I've been throwing your videos at him. One day he said he woke up. Watched one again. Went for a walk. And realised how stupid he had been. Thank you Dave.

[@ProfessorDaveExplains]

Haha great success! That's why we do it.

[@anonymousbosch9265]

Pretty cool to get someone back into reality

[@hareecionelson5875]

Tell your friend that Isaac Newton believed in Alchemy, that Alfred Wallace believed in seances and that Einstein changed his relativity equation to fit with the false assumption of a static universe. It will make him feel better to know he's in good company. Edit: I've correct expanding to static.

[@Roozyj]

@@hareecionelson5875 "the false assumption of an expanding universe." Eleborate?

[@hareecionelson5875]

@@Roozyj whoops, meant static

[@MiG-25IsGOAT]

"Maybe one day you'll save up enough allowance that you can leave your mom's basement and see the moon from another part of the world" Ok this is other level.

[@NotEthan-wj6dg]

Dave: explaining in great detail how flat earth just DOES NOT EXIST. Flat earthers: No.

[@staleshortcake9442]

Also flat Earthers: DOG PHOTOSYNTHESIS AND GREENHOUSE EFFECT

[@jorgecorea7528]

@@staleshortcake9442 Refraction

[@smartlinus2592]

@@richardcarre75 So you are a flat earther, as it seems. Well let me try to explain. He did not try to proof the round earth right (although he did), but the flat earth wrong. Because in order to proof something wrong, you just need to find one thing, that doesn't add up. But if you believe, that the earth is flat, then just explain how we all see the face of the moon. If you can't, then you proof, that your flat earth doesn't exist. And please, just write the answer of the question, nothing else, because if you know it, you don't need to write anything else. Also, if you don't answer, you also show me, that you don't have the answer.

[@Nothing-kw4fc]

@@richardcarre75 he didn't even use science, he just used common sense and observation. Are you sure your not the delude and slow one?

[@smartlinus2592]

@@richardcarre75 since you didn't answer, I take you are too cowardly, if you can't even answer an anonymous person on the internet. Or you are too stupid to explain your own model. Or maybe you are both. Either way you are too weak, to defend your belief. I feel sad for you. You feel so right, but can't even argue why. Pathetic

[@lrodshrek5788]

“Without using science” Ah yes fighting fire with fire I see…

[@KaiZeHero]

Charles Smith?

[@lrodshrek5788]

@@KaiZeHero yo?

[@KaiZeHero]

@McDonald's Ya think so?

[@sadeteshala4052]

In love with This comment. I dont know why but I’m reading it with penguinz0s (Charlie) voice in my head.

[@sweetpeagrayble5858]

The first non-science argument was not a good proof or argument because it was at best an exaggeration, but more accurately, simply false. Narrator: "Get two of your little buddies to stand on opposite sides of you. Can they both see the front of your face at once, no." I'm not making an argument, but a more apt example of viewing the moon from earth would be having two "buddies" standing next to each other, as close as possible, looking at a third person as far away as possible while still visible. Then when asked if they could both see the third's face, they'd both say, yes. I get the point, but in this argument the moon would have to be in the center of a "ring-earth" to view from opposite sides, or was he just dismissing "ring-earth theory" before it gains traction? lol

[@6qzx990]

I stoped being flat earther thanks dude...

[@husaini8009]

Congrats. Welcome to reality

[@humphreywolfe]

"Hey you, you're finally awake!"

[@nathan9901]

Im really proud of you. Not a lot of people want to accept theyre wrong, you are not one of those people.

[@snewp_e2139]

Character development at its finest, im proud of you

[@dtwoi5877]

The one who knew they are wrong and not accept the truth is scum, but the one who knew they are wrong but accept the truth is truly the Human.

[@MiningPro41]

POV: you're looking through newest comments to find more flat earthers to laugh at

[@takeraparterer]

didn't have to call me out like that 💀💀

[@s0niiXD]

Let me enjoy what I do

[@spamtong.spamton124]

i do this too

[@Titancameraman64]

That's literally what I'm doing

[@danielcappelle3233]

i have been busted.

[@dreadfulbadger]

The sad thing is people who need to see this never will.

[@GabrielGarcia-to5bj]

Vice versa its sad many will see this n believe it blindly.

[@dreadfulbadger]

@@GabrielGarcia-to5bj lol

[@liveactionlink8736]

Flat earthers exist because they purposely ignore facts and reality

[@lancetschirhart7676]

@@GabrielGarcia-to5bj HAHA! xD This video is just five minutes man, give it a shot.

[@leoprovenza3729]

@@GabrielGarcia-to5bj The thing is nothing in this video requires blind folds. Believing childish experiments that are painful to watch requires extreme laziness and a low level of understanding of science.

[@xxasheyxx3131]

To all them flat earthers: He is NOT arguing. He is just proving that he is right.

[@xxasheyxx3131]

@vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter Well, do YOU have proof about the earth being flat?

[@xxasheyxx3131]

@vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter NASA.

[@dantebruni9401]

@vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter I’ve never been to hawaii but I dam sure knows that exists. Did you not listen to anything this guy is saying, please do. You are stupid for believing otherwise. No government cover up, no Illuminati bullshit. This is just common sense. You should be classified as a idiot for believing in this cause it’s crazy. There’s no doubt you lost your brain years ago. Yes you’re right I’ve never been in space but guess what. You DONT need too go to space to find out the earth is a globe. For the sake of common sense please smarten the fuck up for once in your life!

[@vernstein3877]

@vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter common sense

[@xxasheyxx3131]

@Ooski Like your thoughts and knowledge, fake.

[@petarvelagic8127]

Don't be so harsh with them, they will try to jump of the Earth.

[@phillippeng1368]

And obviously, there is no gravity. They'd just float in space, watching earth rocket up into space, propelled by no means at all, with an invisible dome filled with stars and two glowing objects. Writing this comment made me realize that if Flat Earth was true, then the universe would be infinite, unless Earth curves. -Round Earther.

[@enhaxed7839]

They have to find an edge first...

[@RealElevenTimes]

@@phillippeng1368 I believe that they think because of no gravity everything just falls down, so they would fall infinitely or blow-up idk.

[@pinkneko13]

From what I understand from the tidbits of comments I read here and there, they think there's some sort of giant ice wall guarded by the government, of what country I don't know, but they shoot on site, that's why no one has seen "the wall". Too bad history is a thing.

[@David-yh5po]

It would be nice to put them off the edge lol.

[@vaughandurful]

I do enjoy the 'gravity doesn't exist, it's air density' trope of comedy.

[@gerritvalkering1068]

But... isn't air density just another feature caused by gravity? (I know, that's the joke)

[@justineschenbach8584]

I always ask them, "What is the formula for buoyancy?" 😂

[@johannfrederichk3473]

Idk but the formula for density is: FE = UD (flat earther = ultra dense)

[@WolfvineGaming]

This is too scientific for flat earthers.

[@nothosaur]

@Ar Armstrong There's also too much math here. He said, "Go get two of your little buddies, and have them stand on opposite sides of you." That requires counting. We need to dumb it down more.

[@magnet-o]

Brian Galvin the joke flew over your head just like how the moon and sun fly around the the fLaT eArTh lol

[@Bwabel]

Brian Galvin r/woooosh

[@nothosaur]

@Coldirty Bastard Plane surfaces only, and therefore appropriate to Geometric symbolism of honesty and honorable conduct. What's your point?

[@frank_calvert]

@Coldirty Bastard Your essay long comment is the epitome of "I could address your point, but I'm just going to ignore it and spurt out my linguistic diarrhea."

[@IbbyQue]

Flat earthers: NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE SCIENCE TO PROVE EVERYTHING Professor Dave: haha round earth go spin spin

[@PalithaH]

Underrated comment

[@byronkelly4374]

HEHE HA HA HAHE...I dont get it...

[@gustavomoralesarcos5628]

@@byronkelly4374 No you can't just (insert topic) Ha ha (item) goes (insert related noise)

[@Jessie_Helms]

Best comment here.

[@יונתןשי.יונתןשי]

The earth isnt round we live on earth-chan..!

[@Rzra]

11 Dislikes but no counter argument. The perfect summary of flat earthers Edit : Alright this might be a little bit outdated because of the added 398 dislikes and probably more in the future.

[@LobsterPuncher]

I'll take a stab at it: "Nuh-uh!" Or "CGI/NASA Shill!"

[@Viruo]

"fLaT mOoN!" derp.

[@tanyanguyen3704]

LobsterPuncher - you forgot, “oz doesn’t exist.” (Or New Zealand, Argentina, South Africa, Antarctica...)

[@Dian_Borisov_SW]

Meh, i think it's from the people that god annoyed that he's talking more about how stupid flat earthers are and the other half of the video is the moon thing. I mean *he's correct*

[@Rendezvous70]

ITS AN EYEBALL CONSPERICY !!!😉

[@RickC_]

Even easier - Why can't people in Australia see the North Star? If the earth were flat they could.

[@Geek37664]

Or the Southern Cross in Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Russia or Scandinavia.

[@stylesrj]

Flat Earthers claim Perspective then run away.

[@jacksonbenin8191]

Ask them and they either wont understand your question or interrupt you with a seperate talking point

[@Geek37664]

@@jacksonbenin8191 or flat out insult you

[@rhetoricalquestion6009]

@@stylesrj A certain flat-earther KZbinr appears to have had a change of mind lately. Questioned about one of her previous videos ("Are sun rays parallel?"), she repudiates her previous position thusly: @Rachie-nj3oi 3 weeks ago *_"Didn't understand perspective"_*

[@DicePunk]

The moon is a sprite and faces each player at the same angle.

[@emmanueloverrated]

Most plausible explanation for a Doomer.

[@its.arjun.s]

Bruh how did I enter a videogame

[@moikkis65]

Fucking god cheaping out on graphic desing.. i mean a 3d moon is what the community wants!!

[@mervinroy]

Hahaha

[@DicePunk]

@@moikkis65 well you'll like the next update! Shame we are resetting the server, and you'll be assigned a new ID. Hope you're ready to remake your character

[@Dajobi1]

You messed up when you assumed a flat earther would have 2 buddies........

[@Zackfish12345]

Dajobix savage. But it’s so true!

[@SupaSal62]

Dajobix haha that’s exactly what I thought at the same time.

[@karasprouse595]

they do have two buddies even more. They are all lined up on the wall of their peanut butter fort in mommies basement. There is he man and do not forget captain america he is really smart and strong for being 7 inches tall. And do not forget his first buddy mr fluffy the bunny he has had him as a buddy since he was born.

[@thedoc2102]

@@karasprouse595 I thought you were going to say they are all lined up with guns along the ice wall at the south pole to keep everyone who doesn't believe their nonsense out. But there aren't enough of them.

[@poiuytrewqasdf5654]

@@karasprouse595 That is so funny!!!

[@tomasgresko1599]

Pov: you are looking for flat earthers in the comments.

[@karimaki643]

*how did you know, now I am scared*

[@spazmeister1791]

😲😲😲😲😲

[@karimaki643]

@Ooski ur fake

[@mochiyeosang1908]

@Ooski your mom is fake

[@humphreywolfe]

@@mochiyeosang1908 OOF-

[@RealPersonGuyDude]

"Don't argue with a stupid person, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" Professor Dave: *Get a load of this guy*

[@omegaglacier]

I always enjoy people destroying Flat earthers

[@omegaglacier]

First like nice haha

[@poisonpurger]

Maxi: gets a like also Maxi: congratulate itself

[@adrianbundy3249]

Funny thing is, I never see any around anymore. A few years ago, there seemed to be a whole loud area of youtube growing with it. Now it's just, well, not a big movement anymore? But I still love seeing the videos regardless. So amusing.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Ikr? Why are flat earthers so fascinating? I guess because they're just so completely and obviously wrong about something they could easily figure out themselves. You can't help but just want them to be able to see it.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

@Jonathan Sanders That sounds dangerously like a testable claim. Be careful with those. Just be wishy washy and spineless. That way any objection can be handwaved away. What is the Lord's name? Yahweh? Jesus? The Lord? Jehovah? I'll call them all out? ... Nothing yet. How long does it take?

[@ItsMeJerry577]

Proof the Earth is round: if the Earth was flat, there would be a Russian kid hanging off the edge taking selfies on Facebook

[@ElZamo92]

Good point XD

[@-minushyphen1two379]

Similar to the “If Earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off it” argument

[@nuloom]

Creeper37 Plays not really? this is actually a plausible argument, believe it or not. The cat one is a joke, obviously, but this one has some logic to it. Let’s say the earth is flat, and the stupid claims that individuals can’t go through one of the poles, whichever makes the centre of a flat earth (one could make a cool anti flat earth argument from that alone) because it’s fully guarded by armies, even then then - such situation exists on many borders between countries, that doesn’t prevent anyone from crossing the border and even blogging about it - and the authorities can’t censor everything. Not anymore. This joke is a sort of spark landing on the blanket of stupidity that flat earthers use to cover one experiment that would disprove the flatness even in their eyes, even with their faulty logic that’s been injected with religious indoctrination and claims they never stopped believing.

[@Jehannum2000]

I think we'll see this joke in a few comments sections!

[@TheeM15]

*WHAT IS UP COMRADES , IT JUST ME COMRADEMINECRAFTRUSSIANKID69420 HANGING OFF THE EDGE OF EARTH.*

[@OK-69420]

Flat earthers: we want proof *Shows proof* Flat earthers: we don't believe it!

[@dio66791]

True

[@thedutchman01]

Oh but that's just scientism!

[@SaifonYoutube]

@@thedutchman01 science is not a religion

[@boudewijndalhuisen6169]

I just had a discussion and someone said I can not prove that the moon is the moon...

[@shaneeslick]

Yeah, they complain footage recorded to Film is CGI & therefore not a usable proof, another Flat Earther will shoot footage using digital video then processed by a computer & they all believe it because it can't be faked 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Existentialist-earthling52]

This is one of the funniest videos on the internet, and it doesn't have a single joke in it. It is just pointing out simple logic to meth addicts.

[@FioreAteACrumpetOnce]

TRUEEEE

[@RitaTheCuteFox]

hey, what does meth addiction have to do with this? there is no correlation between meth addicts or any substance addicts and being a flat earther.. i would rather say that meth or drug addiction and being a flat earther is a combination that doesn't exist, cuz addiction and the feeling of withdrawal forces you into not being able to attain the same level of physical and biological delusion that flat earthers get.. and also the least thing a drug addict cares about is the shape of the earth.. but rather.. making sure your drug supply is always there. they don't have time for this nonsense. i know it very well.

[@sarisari_studios]

anyone else looking for angry flat earthers in the comments?

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

just look at newest first, and good luck

[@thisisbigbraintime2917]

Yep

[@nancyroark953]

me

[@mailbox3982]

YeH

[@ilikegames6776]

@Lily Games Fact=the earth is ROUND

[@recognizesealand572]

At this point it is so obvious he's had enough of the flat-earthers bull.

[@Keepit10011]

I mean they are the human information into poop compactors for crying out loud. Still good comedy.

[@electronicstsh]

Arnt we all

[@Mitsuki1607]

You forgot the "s" at the back (its a short for.)

[@maulanasatyaadigama3408]

Heracles if the earth isn’t globe, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s flat. I don’t know why FE’s don’t consider the idea that there might be something else we can’t understand

[@RobertEmery]

@@maulanasatyaadigama3408 most of them nowadays won't even claim it's flat, they just go with "I don't know what it is but I know it's not a globe." 🙄 That's what happens when you repeatedly prove their stupid claims wrong.

[@josetoaster4198]

I've never seen someone so poetically call an entire movement braindead. Professor Dave the Savage

[@norcodaev]

This is why I really enjoy Professor Dave’s videos, his level of condescension towards these idiotic flerfs is off the charts.

[@petepeter1857]

This was brutal, lol

[@josetoaster4198]

@@stevenlindsey4995 Far more believable than a magic man who created everything and lives in a divine realm out of our reach unless we blindly follow their rule

[@prouleau4440]

@@stevenlindsey4995 Are you going to try Trump's solution to clean your body from the virus or are you going to follow the doctor's recommendation based on science?

[@petepeter1857]

@@stevenlindsey4995 Your writing skills are atrocious so your thoughts are rendered meaningless.

[@michaelalmodovar4332]

I have repeatedly asked flat earthers. simple questions, and they just reply with insults. They’re not capable of answering simple questions.

[@tntdude999]

Exactly, they have to be dumb when they can't think logically

[@karoysuri9062]

Young Earth Creationists exhibit the same behavior. I am a creationist, a follower of Jesus of Nazareth but YEC science is childish and obtuse on the level of flat-earther views.

[@BParker049]

"That's not how objects work." Lol I think this quarantine is taking a heavy toll on Dave's patience.

[@byronkelly4374]

yah hes saying some weird but very logical shit now! I LOVE IT!

[@byronkelly4374]

@ me to

[@byronkelly4374]

@ dad: THATS IT IM CALLING THE POLICE! clutch: you will most definitely not call the police for I have the barrel of my p90 planted right on your forehead... dad: *notices* oh shit, good point

[@theobserver314]

@@byronkelly4374 Geez... That is some good logic.

[@dcfromthev]

Dave is one of those guys who seems to be on the brink of losing his cool at any given time, but never does.

[@jeffreyadkins5134]

We attack flat earthers with science, and they response with science fiction

[@victorfinberg8595]

Please don't diss science fiction. A lot of it is based on science. A lot of it was later shown to be accurate. But primarily, good science fiction is a framework to tell stories, and they could be very valuable stories.

[@left6466]

@@victorfinberg8595 You can say. But the thing about flat earther's science fictions are just bs and you should know that

[@victorfinberg8595]

@@left6466Let's clear up one point. When I use "science fiction", I am referring to the genre of literature. Science fiction includes works by legendary authors such as Jules Verne, HG Wells, Isaac Asimov, and a very, very long list of others. But from the context of your post, I think you are using science fiction to mean "false statements about science" The other thing, of course, is that it's definitely true that anything the flat earthers say about science is BS. I don't know how many of my other posts you have read, but I think I am doing my part to smack the FEs down.

[@left6466]

@@victorfinberg8595 We aren't on the same page so its pointless to argue or talk about so i will just leave it at be

[@Syuvinya]

Fiction without the science part.

[@controlaltdelete211]

I can already guess their answer. Refraction of the moonlight causes everyone to see the same face. That, or space Nazis.

[@nachfullbarertrank5230]

We all were brainwashed into seeing the same face of the moon, only flerfers can see what the moon truly looks like! Using their knowledge, they can transform into a werewolf every full moon and slowly consume all globe earthers around the plane!

[@Morgan423Z]

What about space Nazis who have moonlight refracting through them?

[@pldcanfly]

Refraction is pure magic. It only exists in a flat earthers world when they need it to exist. Sunlight only illuminating half the earth? REFRACTION. Being able to zoom object back into view with a good camera? Obv flat earth proof, because refraction does not exist. Therefore it is either magic or schrödingers refraction as it exists or doesn't.. at the same time.

[@TheMDolorica]

LOL. I actually love simple examples like this because these are harder for them to debunk. Haha.

[@ricktheitalianrebel6687]

@@nachfullbarertrank5230 HA HA

[@StefanoAgrotis]

Yeah but you forgot to prepare for the flat Earth trump card. "Nuh uh"

[@RavenTheA2]

oh damn hes got us now

[@thatonedegenerate]

The earth is a cube. Just look at minecraft.

[@SilveryBlue1010]

Nah, it's T-rex shape!

[@pokedex2d176]

@@SilveryBlue1010 yeah tahts true

[@a_cats]

The 3rd dimension isn't real. Just look at Terraria.

[@a_cats]

@@boterlettersukkel Yes.

[@Mot0193]

Im pretty sure its a cone

[@rashef]

Somebody call the cops. He just murdered a whole movement. Again. :P

[@est_est094]

Get this man off the stage that was an amazing pun

[@Nfamus_Kiwi]

Hahahaha nice

[@rd-gi6jw]

They deserved it! They were terrorizing entire globe. I was concerned they would eat it from inside and so we would end up with hollow Earth.

[@drosophilamelanogaster3957]

Correction ... "cult" rather.

[@tripolarmdisorder7696]

By movement, you mean the kind that involves the bowels, then I agree. He slaughtered the globe-denying oxygen thief (bowel) movement.

[@mrspiffy8587]

"But if I ignore you, then your arguments are invalid" -Flat earthers

[@hakimi4116]

should try that in court.lol

[@bewernia]

Two standard FE replies I've seen: "it's all fake", and "because". If you present evidence FE'ers say it's fake, but you're supposed to take the FE garbage as gospel. Wuh?

[@braydenbanks4228]

Going to make this into a "your argument is invalid" meme.

[@JCElzinga]

i doubt very much that there are that many who actually believe the earth is flat... its more of an internet joke

[@blakksheep736]

@@JCElzinga you'd be surprised. Go looking for them in KZbin, try the Globe Busters and the rest, and tell me what you find.

[@cutmasterB]

The sad part is youll show a flat earther this and theyll stop 20 seconds in 😂

[@prplt]

20 seconds more like 2 seconds 😂

[@wolf_lawz]

I like flat earthers because they always immediately make me smarter compared to them.

[@martinkuliza]

LOL

[@kimbaldun]

The only species that could be dumber than a dumb person

[@bobbowers9037]

that may be relative to where you're standing if you have a friend who's a flat earther don't go to any conventions with them, it's probably not comicon.

[@bobbowers9037]

that may be relative to where you're standing if you have a friend who's a flat earther don't go to any conventions with them, it's probably not comicon.

[@danielparel3600]

don't be harsh to them. thier brain is also flat

[@dewangga1716]

Scientist : the earth is globe Flat earther : show me the proof then Scientist : *shows the proof* Flat earther : FAKE! EDITED!

[@ALEX-ih6rs]

The worst part is that I argued with a flat earther and when I told him about VOYAGER when you couldn't edit or fake photos he said that humans don't have the intelligence to build this...

[@domcruise8123]

@@ALEX-ih6rs IT WAS THE GOVERMENT WHO BUILD THE VOYAGER NOT HUMANS!

[@thegovernment3864]

@@domcruise8123 I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.

[@alex.987b]

Unkomon gamer i sometimes wonder if flat earthers are even the same species as us globe earthers

[@Zerozerozero-m9l]

YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF NASA SHILL SHEEPLE - every flattard ever

[@extrage3061]

To be completely honest here the best and shortest argument you could ever give a flat earther is : "Why would anyone keep the shape of the earth a secret or lie about it."

[@maxfan1591]

Yes, world's most pointless conspiracy

[@QUBIQUBED]

@@maxfan1591 they say that it somehow "controls us" if they lie about the shape, but uh, how?

[@maxfan1591]

@@QUBIQUBED Beats me. It's also about the silliest conspiracy theory going around. And yet people fall for it, and then put their ignorance and arrogance on display with the pointless vehemence with which they defend it.

[@Me-da-Ghost]

He made that argument in part 4 of this series.

[@Mayhzon]

That argument is weak, tho. There literally is a quote from one of the CIA directors of the 80's that their mission is complete when "everything the American public believes is false". There is your motivation and reason why people have no faith in "established" truths. And what about NASA's argument that we can no longer travel to the moon because we "lost the technology". Flat earth or globe earth, there is definitely something out there they do not want us to know. You don't just randomly "lose technology" lol.

[@ericoftheotherworld1525]

I always come back to these videos, because not only are the scientific explanations great, but they're incredibly hilarious XD XD XD

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

Flat earthers: *exist* Professor Dave: *So you have chosen....... complete and utter annihilation of your entire species.*

[@JLWarren]

Gargantuan Leviathan they chose...poorly.

[@byronkelly4374]

@@JLWarren AGREED LOL XD

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

@@JLWarren Yes.

[@dar-wv4pr]

@Ringo Garvin “Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade”

[@amn2760]

Send them to outer space and don't make them return to Earth

[@AJeazy]

I love how if the Earth was flat the moon would have to be lighter than air in order to stay floating up there because, "Density". It definitely looks like a rock through my telescope with all those craters and mountains.

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

Like deadass. They love to say shit like "density" and "buoyancy" with no understanding of what they mean, but if the moon was truly inside the Earth's "artificial dome atmosphere" then it would have to either be a lighter than air (in which case, how does no just float into space) or it would fall to the ground due to its density.

[@thatguythere6161]

Like seriously. They ask us to explain why mass attracts mass, but then they can’t even explain what causes buoyancy

[@mani_mincraft]

if there were astronauts on the moon the moon would have fall by their weight

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

@@mani_mincraft Please don't give them "the moon landing was faked" ammo.

[@mani_mincraft]

@@LegendaryDorkKnight what the F*ck did I try to say there

[@jbw416]

Flat earth 'theorist' : *exists* Professor Dave : "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@benjaminoleander6514]

This has to be the most original comment I have ever seen. Congratulations.

[@gregrowe1168]

Fun fact, flat earthers don't have careers. Careers require intelligence and common sense, flat earthers have neither.

[@shawnpitman876]

What? This is a fallacy, flat earthers never simply exist, they feel a compulsion to scream about it to other people and tell them they're brainwashed for believing anything else.

[@titooyus6788]

....and without these FEs this conversation will never happen. Just saying.....cheers

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

This is probably the best debunk of the concept you've made Dave. Not to knock your other ones of course, but even a seven year old could grasp this.

[@strozm]

This man is single-handedly obliterating the flat earth society in the modern day with the precision of a surgeon.

[@leastbloodthirstyneocon2776]

@@Zero11s there is a reason why shapes exist. Shapes change how pressure inside works. And it can weaken it. Simple explanation

[@American-Plague]

Well it's not like this is a difficult thing to do as flat Earth is stupid and children can and do also obliterate it.

[@kingssorrow32]

@@Zero11s hey fun fact vacuums don't "suck" rather it is the force of the atmosphere pushing into the void to create a equilibrium with the surrounding atmosphere. Lucky for us the force of gravity is enough to counter the force of the atmosphere and keep it sticking to our spinning ball full of advanced monkey's.

[@FireheadLazzo]

He's really not though. The levels of doublethink you need to cultivate are hard to get through. Have you ever heard Aron Ra's story about the time he almost deconverted a creationist? The guy scrubbed his entire internet footprint and deleted his blog rather than admit fault. He was caught admitting to a friend that he did it because "Aron Ra was starting to make sense".

[@RoryMacallister]

@@Zero11s let's hear about the moon then, genius.

[@MaxOVRLRD]

“ So now we can see how people figured out thousands of years ago that the earth was round before science existed, because they weren’t stupid”. 😂

[@galaxyckk]

Exactly lmao

[@anom3778]

How did science not exist?

[@gwk1967]

@@anom3778 The facts existed, of course. We just didn't grasp them. "Science" isn't so much the facts themselves as our ability to understand and apply them.

[@brucetucker4847]

@@anom3778 Science is a method. Natural philosophy existed long before the scientific method did. But Aristotle, clever as he was, didn't apply scientific method to his musings, otherwise he'd have easily disproven notions like ballistic objects always traveling in straight lines.

[@doug8474]

"Maybe one day you'll save up enough money to leave your mom's basement and see the moon from another part of the earth." Professor Dave is brutal 🤣

[@thomasneal9291]

we all should be. it's well past time we ended tolerating all this fucking nonsense. not all opinions are equal, some are bad, and those that hold them should feel bad. it's the only way we have to control the BS.

[@titooyus6788]

@@Dracopol What a way to belittle your fellow human being, I wonder where that attitude comes from. I guess humans are so intelligent they forget things so easy what the human body is made of. Just saying, Cheers

[@kaizovalerie6249]

well they may be ridicolous and stupid and nonsensical but still human beings bro

[@s0ulssh4x0r4]

Maybe one day people will realise looking at objects in the sky with unverified presuppositions about their size and distance is in no way what so ever measurable proof of the earth beneath your feet. C'mon people I am not a flat earther and even I can see the obsurd flaws in this weak faulty reasoning.

[@titooyus6788]

@@kaizovalerie6249 You must be a perfect human being without flaws, sinless, without guilt, never make mistakes and above all your brothers here. Peace be with you man, keep safe and be healthy.

[@Davian2073]

The problem is, because flat earthers are TikTokers, they can only use their brains for less than three full seconds, not five, they'll never understand you. It's like trying to explain what's an apple to a gorilla, they'll just eat it and not care about what you just said.

[@stylesrj]

Wrong. Flat Earthers don't have a brain. It's probably some sort of protobrain with like a cell or two and a few nerves and they can detect "Flat" in a sentence but that's about it.

[@Hyuin휴인]

@@stylesrjthey do have a brain. But it’s flat.

[@mitchkelzer1668]

I just love how savage this guy is about the way he talks to these flat earthers lmao

[@jwhite0398]

He has to talk to them as if they’re stupid because well...they’re stupid.

[@pitprok]

I, on the other hand, believe that's the reason that these videos don't convert more flat earthers. If you insult someone so much, you can't expect him to listen. They either close this video or listen while being extremely biased

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

@@pitprok If they're too ignorant to reason, no amount of being nice is going to change that.

[@zlagowany1209]

A guy from another coutry made 4 hour documentary about its fake

[@barabancheggg]

@@zlagowany1209 this is just pathetic 😂😂

[@mohammadassad6550]

I always ask flat earthers, if the sun and moon revolve around the earth as shown in your model. What’s the force causing them to rotate if it’s not gravity? Not single one of them was able to give me an answer, instead I’d get ghosted or blocked.

[@Hi-qs1uy]

it's the black sun a thing under the earth where all energy comes from furthermore what Dave got wrong is they dont believe the sun and moon is a physical object they thing its gases like noble gases being excited and releasing light because of beams of the black sun

[@rhetoricalquestion6009]

@@Hi-qs1uy _"furthermore what Dave got wrong is they dont believe the sun and moon is a physical object"_ Flat-earthers contradict themselves all the time over such things. They don't have an agreed flat-earth model; we can't say he got something 'wrong' just because some flat-earthers say one thing and some say something else.

[@Hi-qs1uy]

@@rhetoricalquestion6009 that's true but you know how non commonsensical people like to nitpick instead of watching hard evidence. They cannot discredit the globe so instead they say we have a wrong view of flat earth.

[@aryapatel1932]

@@Hi-qs1uy are you joking or being serious?

[@Hi-qs1uy]

@@aryapatel1932 Actually just repeating what most of flat earthers say. They shout dielectric magnetism and cant 3xplain anything so they resort to a magic black sun.

[@darkyboode3239]

Professor Dave and SciManDan would make a great team. They should both do a collab with each other.

[@ethanf7317]

You kidding? Combined they’d be too powerful and would actually cause FEers brains to melt. I don’t think they want that on their conscience, probably why they haven’t done it already

[@darkyboode3239]

IMakeBadAircraftPuns That’s a good thing because we have got to get Flat Earthers to wake up and come to their senses that Earth is spherical and not a flat disk.

[@greywolf1721]

Throw in the creaky blinder for comedy and editing and I would watch for hours.

[@ameldancalippo6912]

SciManDan is not in the same league.

[@arkimus1911]

@@ethanf7317 they would need a brain first for it to melt... 😅

[@TheDarknessWasHere]

I love how he agresivly roast the flat earthers in such a formal way.

[@gordonbarnes7005]

For goodness sake, even my _dog_ understands that she needs to be in front of me to see my face. She has a lot more spacial reasoning than any flat Earther.

[@dorkle9085]

Dogs know the earth is round

[@ominous-omnipresent-they]

​@@dorkle9085 I seriously doubt that.

[@rayopeongo]

My dog surprised the hell out of me by looking at my reflection in the window sometimes instead of directly at me. He understood reflections, and that they were just as useful as looking at the real thing. That made him smarter than many flat earthers.

[@gordonbarnes7005]

@No Name 1. 10s of miles is nothing. If something is tall enough, such a mountains, buildings, lighthouses, statues, etc., then of course you can see the top of them at longer distances than if they were low to the ground. That doesn't change the fact that the Earth is round. 2. The reason why the distances and objects we can see at those distances don't match the 8 inches per mile squared is because 8 inches per mile squared is bullcrap. So you have it backwards. It's not that Globe Earth is wrong because it goes against the formula. The formula is wrong. It makes a parabola, not a circle. 3. Once again you demonstrate that flat Earthers use the same bullcrap talking points without thinking criticality.

[@ominous-omnipresent-they]

@No Name Shut up already with the "research" bullshit. You haven't done any research, and you know it. I mean, seriously, who are you really trying to fool here, us, or yourself?