Squaring a Doughnut

[@DolanDark]

The beard is g r o w i n g

[@adamqazsedc]

Oh hi there😂

[@webber7195]

delete this

[@adamqazsedc]

@@webber7195 no

[@Fernandillo19]

Wow, I'm early. Hi Duck.

[@sand1218]

The beard is becoming into a bush

[@nathanalbrightmusic]

he said dong, nut, and balls in the first minute of the video. I love this man

[@schizoframia4874]

Me too

[@overlordcringe2715]

Same

[@Mestoyo]

"Where's the nut"

[@Rekusasu827]

Hell yeah

[@roundestrow1et]

and hole

[@broskydoodle6697]

*looks at thumbnail* _"I've only seen such raw intellect once before..."_

[@BraxtonKovary]

Those doughnuts are just as thicc as his beard.

[@artsyomni]

It didn’t educate me enough then. It does now.

[@1daft_]

his ridiculousness is pretty high in this one. the thumbnail was spot on. I now expect, somewhere on youtube, a 10 hour video of him enjoying an old fashion doughnut over and over again. maybe with eye of the tiger playing in the background

[@gplastic]

S Q U A R E T H E D O N U T C H A L L E N G E

[@devin5201]

*Big brain energy*

[@Whatheman28]

“Ok sir, but what donut flavor do you want?”

[@dylanmarsh2993]

N U T

[@LucidMlem]

torus

[@lemon_curry_]

2D

[@crep50]

N O N E U C L I D E A N with a chocolate glaze and sprinkles, please

[@deemcgann1695]

Yes I’d like one in the shape of a Möbius strip

[@KaiSub]

Michael has just embraced that he's a meme by now, it's wonderful.

[@destructivforce2894]

_SQUARE THE DONUT CHALLENGE!_

[@RingoYote]

he also does a semi-serious documentary series for KZbin red on his main channel, DONG is just something he does for fun, and money.

[@jamespetercharles7532]

That's when you become the best, when you realize what you are.

[@Floedekage]

@@RingoYote You are new here aren't you?

[@brandonchaffin9605]

Pretty much

[@shoccoe]

I’m now 100% sure he forgot the Vsauce password

[@ZoneOfGamingz]

The Magestic River-weasel thats what i was thinking

[@YouNoob93]

He last uploaded there 3 days ago. Just because mind field is premium doesn't mean it isn't Vsauce

[@sammysaito529]

YouNoob93 woooosh

[@boolbartholomeu]

@@YouNoob93 its not vsauce, vsauce is free

[@jpjustinjpc]

@@sammysaito529 what if he wooshed you back 8)

[@Berd]

this is deep and all but your beard is looking fine, bro

[@D4rkTruthOffical]

B I G B E A R D

[@potatoes3712]

Hi berd

[@buddette5513]

fancy seeing you here

[@unfunnyguy5675]

You watch Michael?

[@yaboicash6666]

Interesting.

[@solo3551]

Teacher: This is a square Michael: No miss it’s a flat 2D torus

[@hunni3243]

The flat 2d torus of a donut is a square

[@maxfreeman3764]

You know you don't have to say flat and 2D? It's like saying round circle or 3 sided triangle

[@jackryan2612]

@@maxfreeman3764 yeah well take it up with Michael, it's his quote

[@maxfreeman3764]

@@jackryan2612 yeah, doesn't matter who says it, still isn't needed 😋

[@stuartnorton7299]

Dale Howey you know nobody cares?

[@Happyface45678]

This entire video is Vsauce out of context gold

[@zeropr0ductions631]

4:48 "send me free stuff"

[@loandx2074]

7:25

[@RetroIslandGaming]

@@loandx2074 I'm convinced he's doing it on purpose now just to troll Vsauce Out of Context. And our lives are all the better for it.

[@30RockMonster]

@@loandx2074 "90 Billion Views" lol

[@loandx2074]

@@30RockMonster Disappointed in Michael, he should've known it's 90G, not 90B

[@caixiuying8901]

Vsauce videos are automatically out of context now

[@Carcosahead]

I think he peaked into goddess tier level and now he (and his crew) likes to rambling around throwing randomness in their videos. Embrace the fame and then do whatever you want I guess.

[@soumyasishbhattacharyya2805]

@@Carcosahead they are random.

[@kanck7909]

@@soumyasishbhattacharyya2805 but what is random?

[@soumyasishbhattacharyya2805]

@@kanck7909 vsauce music intensifies

[@IdaeChop]

@@kanck7909 this, is random kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3bQm2t5eJqFfck No this is not a bot.

[@joeijh888]

i was waiting for him to say: "sponsored by squarespace"

[@iarejester]

That would have truly been a perfect square.

[@Icini]

AHHH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT!

[@jackalovski1]

I was waiting for "brought to you by krispy kreme"

[@DanielOtien]

@Foezo that's a Linus thing

[@Nintenrock]

@@iarejester That would definitely not be a Parker Square of a video

[@TaraHisakata]

The long sigh while eating the donut is like a pure encapsulation of the feeling of eating something you've craved for a month.

[@ViviMagri]

I believe he was experiencing the emptiness we feel inside

[@Karben22]

"The old fashioned is my favorite" - I've never agreed more with anything in my life.

[@Positive_Tea]

Hey someone is the

[@safir2241]

Jake: “Hey Michael, I’ve got an idea for a fun video. Either about Donut Topology or Squares. What do you prefer?” Michael: “Yes”

[@HNBGamer]

Funny that Michael now did one video about topology in Vsauce

[@rakantion]

The ultimate vsauce "Or is it? Well, kind of except not really" 4:20

[@soapiestlyric4]

"Well, yes, but actually no."

[@ronaldmcdonald2024]

🚬

[@reenzz1941]

That timestamp tho

[@jovanaspasojevic5049]

@@reenzz1941 Nice

[@lachiebosman8511]

Nice time stamp Nice 👍

[@broskydoodle6697]

Micheal got that *THICC* beard

[@namelessLesbian]

HELLA BREAT

[@imagineexistance4538]

Michal

[@jamestiffin5553]

We're Vsause he's Michael

[@Czeckie]

how do you get such a beard? can you fertilize it somehow?

[@servvo]

Thicc as fricc

[@saperoi]

"We have in our centers, an emptiness and we've decided to give that a name. And we've pretended like it's a leftover thing, it's unimportant. When in reality, our very name, our very extistence, comes from that emptiness we no longer have." -Michael Stevens, in the D!NG episode "Squaring a Doughnut"

[@saperoi]

@@sus-kupp "3rd replie" -is the 2nd reply -is the same guy from the 1st reply -misspells reply

[@thasbiah1132]

@@saperoi thats sus

[@craig.9229]

@@saperoi based

[@TheJimprez]

We call those TIMBITS in Canada!!

[@ICREAMTOHANDTIE]

this will be my senior quote

[@Lazar-TS]

"b for blue, a for pink and c for the side of the large square."

[@zemeira3074]

That killed me

[@0oh_no]

C for the Cide of the square

[@ajchrisnunez6900]

12:31

[@unripetomato4312]

"couldn't be easier to remember" 🤦🤦🤦

[@guccibed7835]

maths

[@Tegres1]

*"The point is, Pacman lives on the surface of a doughnut."*

[@heckyo13]

but that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY

[@zapcoolman8816]

_p R o G r A m M e D a N d C o N t R o L l E d M a N_

[@commenturthegreat2915]

But couldn't it just be a sphere? It works as well...

[@freddymeng]

@@commenturthegreat2915 but how do you get that to a square

[@commenturthegreat2915]

@Leonardo Davinci we can't know for certain all of the shape's surface is visible in the game. plus, he can only move horizontally or vertically, so a stretched sphere can technically work... I do get the point though, it makes sense on a doughnut. Although it means the view is extremely bent. Also it may be a square with wormholes on the edges... Or a massive amount of connected rooms that are exactly identical in every way, and every time Packman leaves it's a different Packman that enters on the other side from the other room.

[@lorenzweber3131]

The longer his beard gets the crazier he gets

[@tgnm9615]

Lorenz Weber 7:29

[@marsisgay936]

It’s the source of his power. One day he will rule the universe.

[@ilovejesus999ify]

Try doing the video with 2x speed and the man gets completely unhinged

[@floranse5205]

@@ilovejesus999ify 4 years late and its a very cursed experience thank you

[@DREADN0UGHTT]

Michael: "The donut hole actually came before the donut we know today" Me: Wow that's actually really interesting! Michael not even 10 seconds later: Humans are empty. Me: 😬

[@W4rgalactic]

P

[@argorobinson6157]

Michael is gradually losing his mind and i... kinda enjoy it

[@Zycarite]

I like to think he lost his mind long ago and got good at hiding it and we're just seeing the slipups

[@justspartan13]

Lol

[@Daydy377]

Too much allahuasca

[@mahakala]

There is a thin line between sanity and insanity that we are crossing on a daily basis.

[@kaibaCorpHQ]

Square square....square square square?

[@robdawg1017]

*_Donut Earth CONFIRMED_*

[@duckpetter]

Oke we got flat earth round earth doghnut earth what now vodka shaped earth ?

[@cristalritz6620]

@@duckpetter hello fellow slav, cyka

[@njvodin1766]

@@duckpetter dont forget the Pringle earth :P

[@duckpetter]

Guys dont forget the block shaped earth

[@andrejacobs3221]

@@duckpetter dont be silly cube earth is just a myth

[@PolarBearFromNY]

I really thought that he was gonna cut the donut into a square. I had no idea how wrong I was

[@hareecionelson5875]

he 'cut' the squares into a donought ( a nought made of dough, so technically, a doughnought)

[@pandaz0516]

i gave you your 69th like on your comment

[@ianowens1905]

I mean, he technically did, but no, but still yes. Or did he?

[@pokemon05100]

He did, that was how he got the topology of a torus

[@azeredo3137]

@@hareecionelson5875 nonono, he 'cut' the squares into a flat two-dimensional torus

[@charliehe472]

"That is a lot more difficult; or is it? Well, kind of, except not really." ~Michael Stevens, 2019

[@Zinozad]

And we all understand what he means haha

[@groscar]

Was expecting him to make a square donut. Boy was I wrong

[@ayonixanimations]

Same x'D

[@47AdriRamiAKAETHG]

same

[@noahtoy6514]

Honestly, I am disappointed.

[@katarinamy7879]

same

[@potatoes3712]

Same

[@saikouxs3385]

7:30 This is so beautiful, I'm shedding tears.

[@chem1417]

saikou xs every fortnight player

[@ximing1457]

Bless his soul 😅

[@bingusiswatching6335]

I'm shedding my epidermis

[@observingatoms]

I am questioning my sense of humour

[@Mick_92]

Feels like he's making fun of very early Vsauce.

[@ralphcayanan7311]

“Ooh, this one looks much nicer. That’s got a nice hole right there.” -Michael

[@DepFromDiscord]

CoffeeFields 101 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@saintgeaser9064]

CoffeeFields 101 what time

[@ronaldmcdonald2024]

Now say that in a Canadian accent

[@kinghotcoc0]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@moabblades5789]

Let's put the nut in the hole Donuts of course

[@MiniMii550]

13:23 b for blue, a for aink, and c for the cide of the large square

[@bb4evr]

0:08 i love how each bite syncs with the beat

[@sergiovirdo1]

I'm ded😂

[@vighneshchavan9226]

😂😂

[@adamqazsedc]

Wow

[@astelp9220]

Lol

[@lyaz0939]

@@kent6855 law of close enough, this one's close enough.

[@aden8903]

Sometimes I forget how funny Michael is

[@h4724-q6j]

What kind of monster writes an 8 with two circles?

[@Chris-jo1zr]

Exactly!

[@gameender8239]

IT WAS I

[@comical9587]

I find it also interesting how he writes his lowercase "b". I just draw the line downwards and then curve upwards to make the 'belly'. He draws the line downwards - then goes up and curves downwards again. It's a super minor detail but I thought it was funny, because it's an unnecessary stroke.

[@eaterdrinker000]

The same kind of monster who writes the infinity symbol with two circles.

[@h4724-q6j]

@@comical9587 that's what I do, and is in fact how the letter is supposed to be formed.

[@billygladman9644]

7:26 - 7:37 just a pure masterpiece

[@zaytaz9331]

"S Q U A R E T H E D O U G H N U T C H A L L E N G E"

[@orbitervehicle103]

7:36 the square the doughnut challenge has 90 billion views

[@abuleil1117]

@@orbitervehicle103 LOL I JUST NOTICED

[@fantomp1773]

The doughnut is based off of the doughnut hole Michale: “This is an allegory for the human condition”

[@saperoi]

"We have in our centers, an emptiness and we've decided to give that a name. And we've pretended like it's a leftover thing, it's unimportant. When in reality, our very name, our very extistence, comes from that emptiness we no longer have." -Michael Stevens, in the D!NG episode "Squaring a Doughnut"

[@kadenplays573]

*Casually takes a bite of the donut while I'm having an anxiety attack*

[@superfluous9726]

New record for one of his videos, one minute in and you get to the existential crisis.

[@nanamacapagal8342]

Let's make it a song kzbin.info/www/bejne/bl6ooaGmp9qqrZI

[@borisborisvichborislav4225]

I call them munchkins

[@Greennoob2]

This is the quickest a Vsauce video has gotten this deep. Damn, only 1min in

[@bernep3374]

What about Is Anything Real?

[@sorenmine7765]

@@bernep3374 that video got real before it even started.

[@Plututo]

But its a dong *VSAUCE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@Greennoob2]

Dat Little Seagull fake fan smh. Doesn’t even know who Jake Chudnow is

[@ahzayah9026]

doughnuts are called doughnuts because dough is stored in nuts

[@Whoohoonutty2020]

- Bill Nye

[@crispycracka]

That’s why they call small bits of dough “dough balls”

[@rajeshdas6539]

And pee is stored in supermarkets

[@ICECREAMane1017]

Rajesh Das I love this comment ❤️

[@captaincrust2180]

"Dough is stored in the nuts." - bill nye "Pee is stored in the balls." - sonic the hedgehog

[@MiniMii550]

"Wow, I didn't know an existential crisis could be so entertaining!" -me every time I watch a Vsauce video

[@Ryan-in3ot]

*hits blunt "dOnUT?" "W H E R E ' S T H E N U T ?"

[@positivefingers1321]

Ryan Srichai that’s what she said

[@quassont838]

It’s all dough and no N U T

[@g.ferreira6745]

For real lol

[@EulaliaDaisy]

*unzips pants*

[@justinl2009]

I'm calling 911 for domestic abuse.

[@BassEmpire]

*A square squared with square squares squared on a square square*

[@goddamnmaddog2024]

A square squared with square squares squared on a square square ON A TORUS C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

[@sparkledoge8020]

Can you square a circle? 🤔 5th wall breaker

[@itakelemons3865]

Sponsored by SkillSquare

[@markbalan8274]

*Michael is giving in to the memes.*

[@TheZikorKing]

Awkward Mark he is not giving in, he is the one that gives birth to memes

[@snipsnip9534]

*He has been doing that for 2 years.*

[@YakawssSeb]

He always has

[@schmidtycent2388]

I know this video is old and I'm sure you don't check it's comments anymore, but I wanted to thank you for what you do. Your video's are always so amusing and interesting. Today was the worst day I've had in awhile (and that's saying something), and this is exactly what I needed. Thank you

[@Drakefance5]

Such a blessed thumbnail

[@BILLYZWB]

that intro made me so hungry

[@Ze_eT]

The thumbnail made me go to a discounter and buy mini doughnuts to eat 4 of them.

[@qmoyer]

b - blue a - pink c - side of the large square "Couldn't be easier to remember"

Yes i have seen this video

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

But can you cube a donut?

[@mystified2356]

Can you dodecahedron a donut?

[@PossiblyStephen]

But can you rectangular prism a donut?

[@Sarin-Q]

But can you tesseract a donut?

[@jottpersonal8887]

³√🍩 yes you can

[@BraxtonKovary]

What is the aleph null of a doughnut?

[@rowski4568]

Michael is funny. I love how he has a certain charm were he can take anything, and make it very interesting. He would be the fun teacher if he was a teacher.

[@matthewdesrochers4581]

I mean... he basically is. I know you mean like a school teacher, but I'd argue I've learned more from him than almost every teacher I've ever had.

[@ThiagoGlady]

7:30 Fuel for "Without Context" videos

[@estebandelafp]

Also 14:57

[@giustireza1229]

Try 4:54

[@MrBastille666]

Also 1:11

[@amirhalloul]

The context doesn't really make it less crazy.

[@Banankungen17]

for every video he makes he gets closer to becoming the "out of context" videos

[@jlhand]

13:22 Michael: b for blue Me: oh that makes sense Michael: a for pink Me: wait what

[@atomicfault3972]

“And c for the side of the large square. Couldn’t be easier to remember.”

[@OrangeJuiceToothPaste]

theres no confusion

[@bobbycraig2583]

B for blue Me: yeah ok A for pink Me: Apink is a KPop band but... And C for the side of the large square Me: Classic Michael

[@thaias9654]

C for the cide of the square

[@yazziiiieee]

i gave your comment its 420th like!

[@coyotedomino]

7:30 I’m not going to actually say anything here. Just click that.

[@tanesimons6501]

😂

[@Epinardscaramel]

Thank you.

[@doctapeppur1900]

thanks

[@doctapeppur1900]

amazing cried

[@bengal_tiger1984]

Hey, I saw you on Quora!

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

listening to him take a deep breath after eating the donut makes him seem so much more human

[@stefanciobanu8627]

It was prob scripted for that reason

[@jackrussle3574]

LOL he is slightly losing his mind every video, I love it!

[@jaydox3836]

I abandoned Ridley... Humans Forever!

[@Baiano29]

I found out this new channel yesterday, and this is so true. In his newer videos he has fuller beard and is even crazier.

[@Zakzattak]

He's just designed to be a meme

[@half-lifescientist1991]

zhyacoub I've seen such a raw meme man only once before. He didn't scare me enough then. He does now...

[@Foodude]

I wasn't sure whether archives of knowledge could be memes. Now I'm sure.

[@ajax4887]

Michael is actually a really funny comedian

[@dakilla816]

Notice all the vsauce channels got more comedic? Comedy seems to help retain attention, so you're more engaged. Think Bill Nye, great change imo

[@xXTomokoKurokiXx]

He was weird today. Funny, but weird,

[@andrewtapio7675]

That was the coolest visual representation of the Pythagorean thermo I’ve ever seen!

[@radianzero]

*Micheal accepts he is a meme* Me: *_"I am so proud of this community"_*

[@dannyp000]

Micheal... 🎤 heal

[@ocmito6320]

he's starting to scare me..

[@njvodin1766]

@@dannyp000 oOf

[@arnavnegi2544]

His original name was pooplicker on KZbin or something. He was ALWAYS a meme.

[@cypherusuh]

more like, he's coming back to his ultra old self, like, 8-12 years ago kinda old, where he post really REALLY weird stuff that makes modern shitpost looks like meme rage comic

[@imhulki463]

Michael have you snorting doughnut dough or something, the hell was that intro 😂

[@ICECREAMane1017]

im hulki for real I can’t figure it out for the life of me either! 🤔😠

[@ZaphkieI]

I... donut know...

[@rogierdancona8462]

Science, science has gotten to him good

[@TEC0Y]

Replace the words "fried dough confection" with the word "donut" in your head my guy. smh even his intro is a mindgame riddle. He's got the big cruciverbalist

[@imhulki463]

@@TEC0Y wow... That's actually insane hats off to both of you (torran for solving it and Micheal for.... Being Micheal???)

[@RexxKo]

Me: "Let me watch some DONG to relax." 1 minute later... Me: Has existential crisis

[@Gbzildo]

"Donut, uhhh, where's the nut?" Please don't ask me in november

[@AstaticMusic.]

Title: Squaring a doughnut Video: Squaring a square while eating doughnuts

[@lesleyking9340]

Not sure you watched the whole video.

[@corngamming]

r/whooosh

[@jonispatented]

Gammamutant why do people like you keep posting r/woooosh ?? You guys clearly have no clue what it means and you can’t even spell it right. Just stop already. Also, there are four ‘o’s and if anyone sees this and he has four, it’s because he edited the comment, because right now, he has three.

[@chasington5102]

JonIsPatented how long did you spend writing that criticism?

[@jonispatented]

Chasing4Lyfe not long lol

[@literallyflow9026]

0:19 This needs to be in Vsauce Taken out of Context Edit: Why does this have so many likes?

[@Suslent]

literally flow *N U T*

[@heyyou9137]

7:30

[@RinShimada5]

I can tell you 1:12 to 1:24 is probably going to be

[@liammacdonald9591]

8:47

[@liammacdonald9591]

8:52

[@capcapcap7701]

*We went from landing on the moon to squaring donuts*

[@lukalaa1764]

@nikhil nair *vsauce intro*

[@segamegadrive3903]

................... I just clicked on this video from Veritasium's video on Astronauts and the moon so yeah, I went from landing on the moon to squaring donuts XD

[@Jake-yf3gv]

Mother of god. The pythagerian theorem bit at the end really tickled my fancy.

[@kzcreationzmore]

video description: Micheal eats doughnuts and tries to make it relate to science and math for 15 minutes XD

[@cesarperezargota]

Math, not science. And we all know math isn't related to science.

[@TheZebinator]

@@cesarperezargota Well I wouldn't call math a form if science but math is the fundamental language of science

[@cesarperezargota]

@@TheZebinator Katy Perry might have a few words to say about such heresy.

[@milliosmiles5160]

It was 15 mins of subliminal: computer games, doughnuts, computer games, doughnuts,..

[@mohitagrawal1382]

This just Michaels big excuse to eating a lot of donuts... I approve

[@HumansOfVR]

*"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"* *~~~Homer Simpson*

[@rileycoyote4924]

Monorail monorail monorail!

[@OvrDrive_]

Alternate Title: Watching a man eat doughnuts while talking about science

[@evanraynor1657]

Michael did too much ayhuasca in the Peruvian jungle

[@Sirjesterx]

Deems

[@twinpower6215]

Well, THAT is a lot more difficult. Or is it? Well kind of... Except! Not really.

[@nikhiltaneja8580]

So true

[@maracachucho8701]

It's simple.

[@samlcyo2]

Vsauce Michael in a nutshell 😂

[@dimuslv]

Read it just as he was saying it...

[@lotusflower_]

Im dead

[@ClownOwO]

I feel like,, throughout the video,, you can see him kind of stop and go “this is my life”

[@belenseoane]

and its awesome!

[@pending-WW2000]

4:51

[@squidwardtortellini4982]

1:20

[@ianowens1905]

Your not wrong...

[@drumpfbad5258]

4:17 Me trying to explain derivatives and integrals to a 5th grade student.

[@bussin3456]

Your beard looks nice today Michael

[@Vsauce]

thank you

[@regal7871]

Vsauce legend

[@NF30]

Hi Michael ❤️

[@michaelburgarino]

Vsauce so you do know the password

[@udeepttiwari4069]

the first doughnuts were like this ---> . but now its like this ---> o

[@aprilgaudette7327]

Why is doughnut like this, but now this?

[@chocolatetheeevee]

Feel old yet?

[@Floedekage]

Oooooo.......! My God you're right!

[@Thwapwhacket]

@@aprilgaudette7327 Because as the "nut" got larger, the cooking became uneven throughout. So the mass was redistributed into a ring or toroid construct. You're going to be quite surprised with the next evolution though...of dough.

[@CarmenLC]

•*

[@cloweee__]

Normal person: yeah this is a square Me: maYbE ITS a flAt 2 dImEnSioNaL tOrUs

[@ianowens1905]

DananaBanana ah, 69 likes. Perfect. I would like it but that’d make me a monster.

[@pawel1.7.22]

0:47 Love it when he gets philosophical

[@pesterenan]

I died laughing when you were taking photos for the thumbnail hahhahahaha

[@thepositron5676]

Same LOL. I played that part over anf over.

[@ByzantionYT]

Rip in peace man

[@holysecret2]

Rest in peace

[@kanva4]

8:28 My life is satisfied by seeing Michael as PacMan

[@sunsetquasar]

ah yes; b for blue, a for pink, and c for the cide of the large square. just as i'm used to it.

[@mareoio4141]

a for aink*

[@thaias9654]

@@mareoio4141 *a for apink The “a” is silent

[@-saumya-81]

Thaias stan apink

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

che cide cof che carge cquare*

[@micahscott3895]

remember when vsauce ate a donut out of a toilet during his "How many holes does a human have?" video

[@flowery3693]

"We've pretended that it's a leftover thing; it's unimportant" "An appendix?" "When in reality our very name, our very existence comes from that name that we no longer have." *"An appendix?!"*

[@outlanfishk3998]

*WHERE IS THE NUT* Top 10 questions science cant answer

[@groggyfellow]

Here's the nut, *_sploosh_*

[@RealGengarTV]

In my underwear

[@bignut6638]

hmmmmm

[@iceblaster071]

instant meme

[@garrettthompson3017]

Number 2 where is the '

[@tanglycolt9242]

He couldn't last a minute before his philosopher side popped out

[@apphxd6032]

“Michael’s toys” sounds like something I would never touch!

[@matthewvillalba-mutis6545]

he's gone mad he's an absolute madlad he's vsauce and he'll nut in your square (also thank you to Henry Perigle who lived in the 1830s for inspiring this video, an example for madlads)

[@-dennis3755]

What kind of lunatic writes eights by making 2 circles instead of one continuous drawn couple of loops?!

[@want-diversecontent3887]

Loops? Loop. Singular. Go from the top right, make a loop downward, and go back towards the line.

[@V01DG0D]

@@want-diversecontent3887 false

[@Ren-sv8xx]

Me

[@rapmastac1362]

:Looks around: slowly raises hand

[@skittybug6937]

@@want-diversecontent3887 Top left, you uncultured right-handed freak.

[@jerry3790]

His insanity grows with his beard.

[@--LZ---]

@Esben Binderup Christiansen Næsby Skole Maybe Vsauce just isnt him, but is the beard? Maybe the beard took control over the host?

[@lorenzor.7497]

Me:It's just a donut, it doesn't get more complicated than that... Michael: hold my Vsauce

[@zaytaz9331]

*never underestimate his power of making something totally random scientific and interesting*

[@mattm6430]

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor. The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

[@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431]

Matt M Thank you Matt M

[@mortenandre8288]

Matt M thank you Matt M

[@jacobgutierrez9642]

Matt M Thank you Matt M

[@zyill]

Matt M Thank you Matt M

[@AARCDIUTP]

Matt M Thank you Matt M

[@lukasj.harpman8734]

1:19 - 1:25 When she breaks up with you for the 4th time

[@almondtart]

don't worry, kakyoin, there are a lot of milfs out there...

[@usagi2934]

Kakyoin watching a video of a donut is iconic

[@pending-WW2000]

4:54 When she breaks up with you for the 5th time

[@vosabekim]

7:31 When she breaks up with you for the 6th time

[@seamoney8807]

14:18 when she breaks up with you for the 7th time

[@Rikkii2]

Friend: You want a doughnut? Me: I think you mean a *ahem* *torus*

[@VeryDumbIdiot]

whats an ahem torus?

[@Ryan-cu5gg]

3 dimensional torus tyvm

[@Valvex_]

Wouldn't it be a filled torus?

[@koko5498]

I want season 4 already :( and yeah a torus with creme and sugar

[@collinparham350]

Fun fact: michael just made this video so that his breakfast can be a tax right off

[@EriGab99]

Vsauce 1's forehead game is 10/10 Very Nice.

[@Alexanter5562]

xxx do all of your comments have "10/10" in them? Also, Fk draven. Zed4life.

[@echo5156]

No can much jackfilms forehead game

[@TheZebinator]

He looks like a Greek philosopher

[@Ferkeshu]

One forehead to rule them all

[@Argon_John]

Spends six and a half minutes talking about squaring a square, proceeds to say “I don’t want to talk about squaring a square”

[@sal0nka932]

"That's how Vsauce works"

[@Verticaltruth]

Those doughnuts to the left are calling me through out the video

[@TestarossaF110]

Yes!... drooling 🤤😅😂

[@existingthing3888]

So he started with “ hey and welcome to dong” and had the segment “michel’s toys”

[@omerangi4695]

This episode is sponsered by Squarespace.

[@vikneshmaniam5618]

Good one, buddy

[@marsisgay936]

My jaw dropped in amusement as it dawned on me. Good work.

[@Theexplorographer]

Um, SquaredSpace.

[@Wafflehunter321]

its not SquareSpace, its FlatTwoDimensionalTorusSpace

[@אמירלביא-פ9ת]

טוב אחי

[@lollertoaster]

I'm not sure if I missed it or if it wasn't mentioned in the video, but the reason, why packman lives on a torus and not on a sphere is because surface of the torus can be flatten to a rectangle as opposed to the sphere, which cannot be represented on a 2D Euclidean plane without distortion. I've been wondering about this for a good while while watching this video.

[@idjthesmart1363]

lollertoaster It’s not stated in the video but, pretty much. Although you still have to distort the surface to make it flat. That is why he can’t show the net without the graphic.

[@marin.aldimirov]

How can it be flattened without distortion, when the inner circumference of the torus is smaller than the outer? The rectangle's "equator" is the outer circumference and should be larger than the top and bottom sides, which are the inner one.

[@moloybakshi6357]

@@marin.aldimirov A torus can be constructed by two transformations on a rectangle. First, we bend along one direction, joining opposite sides, creating a cylinder. Then, we bend the cylinder so the ends are joined. The resulting figure is a torus. However, the second transformation does not preserve lengths on the surface. Wikipedia

[@kurage_medusa]

Ooooohhhhh I see it's not a sphere coz a sphere can't unbend into a cylinder then unroll into a rectangle right thx

[@masterred82]

@@moloybakshi6357 isnt there some kind of distortion when you take the cylinder and join the ends? the inside edge has to become shorter than the outside edge, wouldnt that create a distortion when "making" the torus? the inner hole circumference is shorter than the outer torus circumference but they started out at the same length with the cylinder?

[@goldenafro4791]

he kept picking up the worst doughnuts in the pile

[@9888565407]

My doctor during my colonoscopy @7:25

[@joeym2383]

That donut fall in the intro is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

[@markjohnson9467]

By far the best visual proof of the Pythagorean theorem. 12:56

[@markjohnson9467]

The vid isn’t even 15:33 long

[@jackievds1776]

Where was this video when I was in middle school

[@GewelReal]

You mean the most confusing

[@wodawiod5447]

michael: talk about how we're all missing something inside of us also michael: proceeds to eat donut

[@Youssef-iu8dn]

7:36 Earth: I have 7.5 billion people Vsauce's shocking video: I have 13 worlds