In all my life it's never occurred to me to buy suspension parts based on how they look.
@2stroke438 Жыл бұрын
If they give off "good energy" then the bike will perform better.
@DavesInHisGarage Жыл бұрын
And if all else fails we can give it a coat of tough black from dels play book lol
@spatchist Жыл бұрын
Never too late to start ! There are some great looking suspension units out there .
@waw4623 Жыл бұрын
Some people can do the same thing for 30 years and still not get what it's about. From this guy's experience, riding is about looks and collecting gear. Like a pokemon game. And he preaches it too, amazing :D
@MotoGoato Жыл бұрын
lol ..... the £200 rear shocks on his £14K enfield ............. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@melthebelgian.5837 Жыл бұрын
Hope the shocks on the BMW, Goldwing and Ducati never fail, if a tek shock is expensive.
@majormassenspektrometer Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘
@amalconcentric898 Жыл бұрын
Well, I pointed out a couple of things to the Miserable Fiddler. Namely, as a pilot, if he found a patch of oil under his aircraft prior to take off..he wouldn't whizz it up into the skies to see what develops...but he was happy to take to the roads on a bike pissing oil out. I also mentioned that, if he lost control and killed someone, on a dodgy bike which had a pre existing, known fault, its jail time. I was polite, gave him my opinion, as I've been asked to do by several coroners over the years (a good coroner always asks an engineer his opinion, rather than getting super technical, often in front of the family of the deceased), yet he saw his backside big time. Banned me good. Oops. Apparently I contravened his articles 3 and 5.
@cliveadams7629 Жыл бұрын
Par for the course for an idiot who doesn't want to be shown up for what he is.
@maximXX Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 opps!
@lyndonbull3581 Жыл бұрын
I saw this the other day and just laughed so hard, but mainly because I sort of knew you’d have to scrutinize it 😂😂
@Unfunny_Username_389 Жыл бұрын
Is that the 15 grand interceptor - this clown rules
@dirtygarageguy Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Markycarandbikestuff Жыл бұрын
15K interceptor with Chinky rear shocks.
@jediknight129 Жыл бұрын
the Interceptor isn't a bad bike allegedly
@Unfunny_Username_389 Жыл бұрын
@@jediknight129 15 large tho
@MotoGoato Жыл бұрын
cost him almost as much as his Panigale ...... fucking hilarious!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@liamtaylor93 Жыл бұрын
"Its a great little bike, bullet proof" he says... before he drops 10 Grand on mods for it and turns another bike into a disaster. Its like a KZbin shorts version of Del.
@11metalfan Жыл бұрын
I used to stay on the right side of the lane because the bulk of the shite (nails, bolts, screwdrivers, sand, branches) on the roads here tends to collect on the left Even in the car I keep it out of the shite and as you said for better sightlines.
@fifthoarsmanoftheacropolis4173 Жыл бұрын
I suspect the left side shock had no oil in it to start with, so now the bike has a more uniform setup
@Twm532 Жыл бұрын
Look up the mileage on the MOT history. The triumpth only has 2.4k miles on it and the GS doesn't even do 1k miles a year. I guess going to the coffee shop is the only riding he does
@TheLiamis Жыл бұрын
Probably a fashion accessory and not a vehicle. Most harley riders are like that.
@laurencewynn3580 Жыл бұрын
I had a rough count of his suits, and I got 23 and 19 helmets. These outfits aren't even the ones he wears while riding. He also has different outfits for each type of bike he rides.
@chrispomphrett4283 Жыл бұрын
I've only got one of each. I must be the wrong sort of motorcyclist...
@digger8180 Жыл бұрын
There are lots of slap heads like him!
@leuvenlife Жыл бұрын
yeah, the word 'closet' springs to mind... and not for the clothes.
@wilbertbirdner1303 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, perfect trick to play on a guy like that would be to pour oil on one of the bikes while he's away.
@maximXX Жыл бұрын
😂😂❤this
@the.just.able.biker67 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@anotherhonda9402 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people use TEC shocks, if you need to upgrade, get something better, OEM from another bike for the same price or less. I'm fitting ZRX1100 rear shocks and CBR600F4 cartridge fork internals to my Bonneville. The ZRX shocks were cheaper than Tec but OEM KYB with adjustable rebound and compression. I picked up the Showa cartridge forks for less than a set of progressive springs. It's a conversion a few people have tried which works well. My 125 had a Triumph TT600 rear shock as the original leaked and had the same length and stroke and known to work well with that bike. Or if you have that much money to spunk on bikes get Ohlins.
@chrisdenton6492 Жыл бұрын
As a pilot, you'd expect him to at least know how gravity works... Thick as mince this bloke
@Berg501 Жыл бұрын
He can't overtake a car on a Panigale, he's not going to bothered about manoeuvrability on a Goldwing.
@gafrers Жыл бұрын
Disaster squared. Even better after the livestream Del's long lost richer, balder brother. Another walking oxymoron. Also quite the fiddler vibes
@digger8180 Жыл бұрын
Yes indeed +1
@JamesParus Жыл бұрын
Probably poured some oil to ground. Then engage the audience by asking what could it be.
@mattblackledge9068 Жыл бұрын
He did have a dirtbike too a couple of years back. He had a Honda CRF.
@majordelays4909 Жыл бұрын
I started off thinking you were a little harsh, but now I’m pissing my sides 😂 bravo
@czarekp3552 Жыл бұрын
Just taste it.... If it tastes like a cat piss, that means that cat pissed there
@CZ350tuner Жыл бұрын
It might be to do with my Yorkshire / Scottish ancestry, but I've always rebuilt my own leaky shocks,, even OEM ones, because replacing a worn out 50p seal is not a big deal to replace. (Having a spring compressing tool helps).
@stykytte Жыл бұрын
I have to admit TMF and myself have a lot in common, we both have dozens of cute little outfits to wear, we both gotta look good no matter the cost or how uncomfortable it makes us, and we're both into risking life and limb riding things down twisty country roads with a lubed rear end. Seriously though, it's all about looks not substance to these "biking is my personality" people, same as the bell ends you pick out in the comments, they don't care about being correct, they just want to *look* smart.
@majormassenspektrometer Жыл бұрын
...and limb riding things down twisty country roads with a lubed rear end HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
@S7AINLESS Жыл бұрын
Was wondering when this was going to pop up 😂
@gogopowerrangers6596 Жыл бұрын
I used to watch him. But in recent years he seems to be more about selling clothes, helmets, gloves, jackets, security garage door systems. Many of which you will see in his garage as he gets many of them for free. I guess it’s part of how these channels work now. His reviews are pretty watered down and he tends to never really hate on a bike as he means he wont get given any more to ride. So you can’t really take much of what he says with any real feeling of honesty. I don’t think he is a bad guy he is just a bit of a wet fanny.
@adrianrodrigoguitar9482 Жыл бұрын
21:00 probably the lever is in that position because the bars are too long and the clutch cable is too short. They couldn't be bothered to change it.
@PRB1098 Жыл бұрын
All the gear, and no idea!
@archiedentone5950 Жыл бұрын
The guy talking about the shock leaking from sitting is bringing up ancient seals made of leather
@bambalam9170 Жыл бұрын
He seems to make a virtue out of being mechanically ignorant.
@stevewalker20282 ай бұрын
I have 5 bike jackets & 3 helmets, and it felt a bit excessive until I saw TMF's absurd garage. Looked like a J&S showroom.
@andrewwiltse8882 Жыл бұрын
Pompous rich guy with a channel for stoking his own ego. Funny that after Del was on his MTV segment, Del started collecting more bikes. Must be a tax dodge of some sort. Thanks Matt
@mmdirtyworkz Жыл бұрын
I love Louis Theroux Weird Weekends and many other fine docs he made! Such a nice guy while not avoiding difficult questions.
@midlandt4249 Жыл бұрын
Most people that realise they have bought shit don't go back for more just because they look good.
@mattkemp1902 Жыл бұрын
Here's how I check my oil level. 1. drive bike onto a scale, record the weight. 2. open the sump bolt. 3. clean the oil off the scale and record the difference in weight. Congrats. You now know how much oil is in your bike, or was in your bike. 4. Collect the oil from the floor and scale and put it back in the bike. As a bonus you get lots of healthy nutrients from the garage floor which helps your engine's digestive tract. If you want a quick and dirty method you can stick a tape measure or ruler in the oil sump like a dip stick and then just use google to convert the cms to millilitres, or if you prefer imperial, yards to cubic milli-inches
@wilbertbirdner1303 Жыл бұрын
If he moved his wardrobe into the house, maybe it would be easier to get the bikes out.
@2stroke438 Жыл бұрын
The tiny hand stick is always funny, I dont care who is using it.
@spatchist Жыл бұрын
I believe Amazon sell them as a teacher's aide. The guy at ' Stanceworks' uses one to good effect.
@mikeball5883 Жыл бұрын
He had a few quid before he started his KZbin channel if you can afford to own a plane and fly it then you have a good income
@crabbitoldgit6053 Жыл бұрын
He doesn't own the plane he flies. It's registered in some other guys name, so he either rents it occasionally or he's part of a group consortium.
@stojce Жыл бұрын
Even the oil spill might be staged.🤪
@kunka592 Жыл бұрын
KZbin has a playback speed setting that would solve the talking fast "issue". TMF could suggest that instead of being a knob, or just leave that part out.
@jonmatney3404 Жыл бұрын
Why do people who "can't " act like they "can"? He probably poured pancake syrup on it.😂
@robwebber1217 Жыл бұрын
I wondered if you would end up doing a video on this, you've made my day lol
@jediknight129 Жыл бұрын
TMF is about as funny as a dose of dangue fever. The speed that small print flashed up What a twerp. I cannot imagine how miserable he would be to work with.
@GTMarmot Жыл бұрын
31:29 that's the road into Great Missenden high street. If you keep going straight you end up on the Wycombe road. He should showcase the area around Aylesbury, Wendover, Tring, etc. Bit more interesting than residential streets.
@mikes747 Жыл бұрын
If I saw that oil coming out of my bike there's no way it would be going anywhere near the road until it was fixed! It was all over the rear tyre! It would be different if you were already out and limped it home but he knowingly went out on on an unroadworthy bike with a dangerous fault and postedi it on KZbin! Ffs!
@See_you_next_timee Жыл бұрын
I think this guy is all about the 💰 🤑 💸 💲 money
@Unfunny_Username_389 Жыл бұрын
I think he wants more than that - he's after admiration, respect, and some proper opportunities to cuck and simp.
@chrisroake1687 Жыл бұрын
Ego i reckon
@See_you_next_timee Жыл бұрын
@@Unfunny_Username_389 that's his jazz. But he looks like a money chasing git
@schelmean16 Жыл бұрын
Had to deal with suspension leaks on new japanese bikes too. The left fork seal on a one year old MT07 went bad and 2 years later a dripping rear shock on a new Z400. (each within the first 10 000 km) Quite a number since only 4 friends of mine got new bikes in the last 5 years.
@lgg691 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Keep calling out these lolcows :D
@cliveadams7629 Жыл бұрын
Excellent video by TMF. Oil leaking onto your back wheel? Take it out for a test drive and see how much more is left to piss over the rear disk and tyre and how long you can stay on for. Eminently sensible, even Del wouldn't be that dumb. Or would he...
@GTMarmot Жыл бұрын
I know those roads. He only goes around the block. He never goes down the A413 (which is relatively fast and safe) in his videos. That's a bit weird.
@jameswebbe Жыл бұрын
I don't think he will be asking del boy to look at it 😂
@Mickyboy Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty certain he did have a CRF250 as well.
@bennyhill2073 Жыл бұрын
I used to watch TMF but find him a pain in the arse so don't bother now.
@majormassenspektrometer Жыл бұрын
I knew you would make a video about that knobhead again. LOL
@theonlyredspecial Жыл бұрын
Lol. Not sure I can add anything else to that. 😂
@Honkawsuzyamal Жыл бұрын
Was that an ice cream van at the start .?
@nigelrohrlach565 Жыл бұрын
Wow I've never seen so much fluffing around with bikes...well done tmf. That Duke is sweet, old mate ain't doing it justice idling around at 30mph what a knob lol😂😂
@daveharriman2756 Жыл бұрын
Probably too late to comment, but when TMF had that Enfield done, he wanted those longer bars fitted, it looks like the clutch cable had not been changed for a longer one. He so got ripped off for the 'mods' on that bike😆
@n3mos Жыл бұрын
Hes got a shops worth of bike jackets, must get cold around missindon
@nauroticdax Жыл бұрын
oh no these aftermarket shocks I bought leaked, lets buy another pair. wow...it's amazing how exposing critical thinking or lack thereof really is and it only takes a second
@nigelrohrlach565 Жыл бұрын
So he's more concerned that the time on his bikes dash hasn't auto updated? Cutting edge 😂😂
@ChrisLambert-Yngvegodi Жыл бұрын
He didn't ride his triumph
@H-M-78 Жыл бұрын
What a muppet saying something is wrong with the panigale. Its a race bike thats not being used enough because he's to scared
@speedtriplerider7853 Жыл бұрын
MF has a quarter of a million subscribers so he must be doing something right; I wonder what it is.
@TornadoCAN99 Жыл бұрын
So a shock with lost oil from reservoir would suffer loss of damping, but the springs will still support all the weight. Should not be bottoming out on bumps, right? Will tend to bounce more. Is the piggy back reservoir holding oil or just pressurized gas?
@jediknight12942 ай бұрын
On a lot of the tech shocks they hold nothing because they aren't sealed and pressurised properly and the nitrogen pisses out through the schrader valve.
@Drainingtheswamp2022 Жыл бұрын
Ive got a potentially serious safety issue with my bike....... im just going to ride it to confirm 😂😂
@CallumWK Жыл бұрын
what does he thinks happens to bikes when you leave them for 4 weeks?
@edthevet2137 Жыл бұрын
so he is taking a bike with an obviously damaged suspension for a ride. It is shortest way to the next garage, or not?
@reidspeed77 Жыл бұрын
Actual biker takes Actual proverbial...I chortled!
@carlopitti7500 Жыл бұрын
Perfect collab. This bald one buys a bike, Del ruins it with his skills and Stuart Fillingam talks about it while riding it. Before giving it back to this groomer to let it gather dust in his garage
@Geshmaal Жыл бұрын
You say you can only wear one bike jacket at a time - TMF is wearing two here!
@dirtygarageguy Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Davidthomasv8 Жыл бұрын
Jack knew it was sinking lol
@Direwolftress Жыл бұрын
Have not watched many videos from this individual but I think the Captain Obvious,statement"I'm not an expert on this stuff." Says it all.
@bradtyson Жыл бұрын
Sillyfilly video matt!!! Plzzzz😂😂😂
@alien136627 күн бұрын
TMF defines the happy clapper gang. I find him and Henry Cole to be idiots but they won't shut up, ever.
@BeansOnToast_YT Жыл бұрын
So funny 👍🤣
@TheLiamis Жыл бұрын
The guy gives me accountant vibes.
@ridervfr2798 Жыл бұрын
He gives "Gear Que*rs" a bad name. I been riding for 40+ years and have one helmet I use all the time, my old ones are on a shelf in my house, they look like art. I like vented leather jackets, and have a good one piece riding suit, have 2 old race suits. Far as his collection of bikes, pretty impressive out lay of cash there fer sure. Peace. I like the way you call out "Twits." btw
@thecrayondemo Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Honda CRF 250l that was sold for the green lane 😊
@icedidi Жыл бұрын
pleasantly surprised at the entertainment given by this video. Saw it in my feed and thought, meh 44mins of ripping on the Mr Bean of biking but watched the whole thing smiling and nodding. I also don't know how he manages to do regular segment just reading MCN
@TheLiamis Жыл бұрын
Mr beans panagale would see more than 2k rpm.
@jonjones892 Жыл бұрын
You're right about having different bikes for maximum reach, he has a cringey intro video on the channel where he says exactly that
@dhchamp157 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry understand it, 🤯 I'm a GS wanker and love your work🤔
@mygreatbigfoot1679Ай бұрын
Hey kids, he reviews gear so obviously it builds up. He’s regular and saves us from paying for the MCN. Why have the sides gone from mudguards?
@julesyoung8975 Жыл бұрын
Looking down the oil filler cap lol .....and all them jackets and helmets
@victorgonza4528 Жыл бұрын
TMF and Stuart F should join forces for everyone entertainment .
@chrisroake1687 Жыл бұрын
Such a waste when tools like this own premium sports bikes. Watched a few of his vids and he seems to spend his days wobbling around housing estates and 40 zones
@chalky7285 Жыл бұрын
Does the Goldwing come with a microwave 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜👍
@dazartingstall6680 Жыл бұрын
No. They considered it but decided the aga range was a better idea.
@RobAKemp Жыл бұрын
Only stupid black ones that get get ridden occasionally.
@chalky7285 Жыл бұрын
@@dazartingstall6680 🤣😂🤣😂😜👍
@stefanbrown81768 ай бұрын
Also reminds me of that fella off wheeler dealers makes out to be smart but ends up looking stupid
@chrisleighton5102 Жыл бұрын
What did we do before I phone cameras we looked at the glass on the side hahah
@sailormoon2548 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they called Royal Oilfield for a reason! 8:30
@leanatale7251 Жыл бұрын
To be fair to tmf, I've been in disagreement with him, and he does argue his point. I did comment on the fact that his Royal Enfield has been a disaster.
@theonlyredspecial Жыл бұрын
At least it was only £15,000 all in. Seems like a steal 😂
@andycleary6209 Жыл бұрын
How did you stay awake for 44 min, the guys voice bores me to sleep.
@the.just.able.biker67 Жыл бұрын
£15k!!!!! It looks like whoever customized it spent about 80 quid on a load of shite from Wish, then bent him over a barrel and went in dry.
@mostlymotorcycles. Жыл бұрын
242k subs WTF...
@gizmo1252000 Жыл бұрын
its not the shock that,s leaking on Royal Enfield ,it was me ,i slipped in while he was in the toilet and took a slash on his Enfield ,why you may ask ,because im a knob 😂🤣
@pipes9878 Жыл бұрын
Years ago Mate brought his bike round said it felt funny at the front end. Like a twonk I took it for a ride after just checking headstock was ok..... Yer learnt a lesson about checking if there was oil in 1 of the forks too 🤦♂️ live and learn I suppose 🤷♂️😂😂 right fork was completely dry inside not the best experience on the 1st roundabout 😂😂😂 oh to be young again 😂😂😂
@earlebacciochi9796 Жыл бұрын
I'm not an expert but I think this Titanic is sinking 😂
@lockout1bikes Жыл бұрын
Is it me or is the left hand grip not on fully or the bars are not central. Also i am sure there are lots of people out there whom would like the problem of having to move one bike not winge cause the have to move a few. Guys a compleat k**B.
@markhinde6187 Жыл бұрын
Love you to do a vid on ethenol in fuel, I have heard so much that I am confused, with your background and easy to understand explanations, it would be great....
@cliveadams7629 Жыл бұрын
go check the back catalogue....
@EndlessDelusion Жыл бұрын
I believe he has
@brentsmith5647 Жыл бұрын
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