DnD Player FORCES Breastfeeding Fetish | r/rpghorrorstories

[@towelgirl21]

I mean, in a game with no minors, offering the chocolate milk to a character once and playing it off as a joke if rejected, sure. That "kin memory"? RUN.

[@AdamJensen-c3k]

The Chocolate Milk story: Why, oh why does the hobby attract people like this? It would merely be hilariously awful if the table was 18+ but OP being a minor turns this beyond creepy

[@ArcCaravan]

Probably because of the idea players are limited only by imagination and a few guidelines that don't directly forbid certain..... desires.

[@AdamJensen-c3k]

@@ArcCaravan You'd think simple decency would prevent most people from getting creepy around kids...

[@ArcCaravan]

@@AdamJensen-c3k The power of anonymity and "it's just a game" logic. Doesn't help that some people can't realize nonconsensual roleplay can be considered verbal harassment.

[@AmaryInkawult]

Do not validate Kin dipshits. Mostly because it's purely for attention. I mean come on, how is every one of these fuckers famous figures and known cartoon characters? Where are all the peasants, farmers, and lowly animals!? Oh right, those don't garner enough attention for these narcissistic jackasses. I have seen people "kin" LIVING people claiming they lived their lives... Despite being in the same time period... Do Not Validate the Delusion. And report them for Identity Theft if they attempt to live your life. Or show them exactly why they aren't you.

[@AmaryInkawult]

It is one thing to have similar experiences, it's another to claim you lived someone else's life.

[@Xylarxcode]

DM: 'I'm The Homelander. And I can do whatever the fuck I want!' That's immediately what came to my mind, when he said that lol

[@SierraAngel1]

"No DnD is better than forced chocolate milk DnD"... you can not say that! I nearly spilled my drink over my PC ^^'

Well, it's most definitely true! No DnD is _absolutely_ better than forced chocolate milk DnD! ;-)

[@fred_derf]

Yah, if the DM is remote controlling me, I'm just going to sit back and let him. And encourage the other players to do the same -- let's see how much fun the DM has running the whole thing by himself while the players all basically ignore him and what's going on.

[@drifter139]

reverse the roles of a male character forcing a girl's character to do certain things and the second any of that came up, everyone in the group is yelling at the guy. people, stop trying to force your nutjob fantasies onto others

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

The DM in that kin story is 100% also at fault as well. If one of your players asks if they can have chocolate breast milk pump the breaks on that immediately.

[@lagartopunkarra]

That second story is some Corruption of Champions level shit, what the hell

[@monikasernek1177]

Agree, but I wonder why it is "chocolate" milk.

[@marybdrake1472]

Okay, that first story leaves me doubting that the regular DM would have allowed that to stick. No DM worth their dice would do something like that.

[@seanegbert1020]

“No dnd is better than forced chocolate milk dnd” quote of the year

[@AvatAR42420]

The DM in the voodoo story I think was just trying to troll the other players and cheekily give his normal PC loot. I am glad the normal DM forced him to make a new character because of that. Stealing the gear of a fifteenth level party and forcing them into a no win scenario (I believe they had no way to kill that fiend despite the DM's protests), that's not cool. Apparently the DM did not consider how much his "brilliant plan" would piss off his other players.

[@mythicgamer5553]

In regards to the chocolate milk story I have a Major Problem with the Dungeon Master Allowing this person to Roll when he should absolutely know that OP was a Minor, and Only putting a stop to it after OP had said that they would leave the game I’d Hate to imagine what would have happened if OP didn’t have the courage to speak up and the villain managed to roll a Nat 20….

[@LucyBean42]

The voodoo doll idea isn't terrible, I the Hands of an experienced DM. Trying to oppose person who can force movement is an interesting premise, but not if the DM just does it for no reason.

[@elderliddle2733]

I agree, and personally implemented a thing similar. My party woke up on a ship with a weird skull shaped necklace with inlaid Gems in the eye sockets. It also had 3 sharp teeth dangle if from the bottom. The person who did this was a magically inclined pirate captain, who loved to screw with people he took captive. The necklace would kill them instantly if the tried to run away or remove them. So the caption had the party fulfill an old debt to an NPC. The NPC would then disenchant the necklaces after a few levels and they would fight the pirate as a boss. The necklace was meant to be a LOOMING threat, not a railroad.

[@marmelaaden]

@@elderliddle2733 That sounds so cool :D

[@mrosskne]

fairy tail had a cool scene with this

[@koboldking7153]

Level 15 and not a single person tried to dispel the dolls magic. RIP

[@zacharysieg2305]

After everything you’ve been through this year, I’m glad you’re still active!

[@PaladinGear15]

That last story reminds me of how I've heard a couple of DMs set rules of "whoever gets the killing blow gets bonus experience" or much worse "only the player who gets the killing blow gets *any* experience", so say goodbye to cooperation, buffing your teammates, sharing equipment, game balance, and allies healing eachother during combat. Now powergaming and murderhoboing is the only way to play.

[@andrewjones9547]

13:49 "no dnd is better than forced chocolate milk dnd" i need this on a t-shirt

[@nerdzplay]

I know I’ve been watching plenty of DnD Doge when I preemptively hit the like button and think, “Good, this will please the cats.”

[@marmelaaden]

Hahaa, same :D

[@doan2300]

... I just had to check what the title was about 😂 I'm a firm believer in identify as whatever tf you like, but it's no excuse for... underage... choccy milk... stuff

[@vortega472]

Ziggy the Wise - you got it little man - liking vid, commenting, and awaiting your next instructions. Okay, I just have to say that - "No D&D is better than forced chocolate milk D&D" is now the BEST taken out of context lines ever. I will fight whoever until my dying day over this statement.

[@iank472]

Always remember DMs: you can't do diddly squat with no players in your game!

[@CooperAATE]

Snoop Doge returns Wait... why did Ziggy talk like Nipsey?!

[@morrigankasa570]

The "Bonus Experience" from striking the final blow. Could be done fairly, if say certain enemies could only be eliminated by certain characters and adjusted experience so every player character was about equal. But "Murderhobos" do need to be punished!

[@ShyBiiteVT]

I feel like the problem player in the milk story should be on more than just LFG blacklists.

[@TigerW0lf]

How about in jail?

[@Shane-hx4xp]

I’m making my way through all your content and I always enjoy when a new videos come out.

[@TheRPGNerd]

actually, kinnie here, kinning usually doesnt involve that. alternate universe stuff. its more "this character is literally me"

[@casualartist0580]

I feel like the voodoo idea could work (im new to dnd and hoping to play my first full campaign) like the person who makes the voodoo dolls could control the players into their bidding but they still do have control of their own characters just at points like not wanting to kill a person they are forced too but the whole plot could be them finding a way to get rid of the voodoo dolls and during the fight they can only control one player at a time only having one hand to do so, hence needing to strategize either that im mind

[@jaymercer4515]

What in the fenoxo is this title?

[@ThroughTheThornvine]

wait since when is kinning any more than resonating with/relating to a character

[@VillagerJeff]

It might be different now, but the story is a pretty accurate description of what it meant in like 2012-2016 at least

[@TheNateRule]

Did I hear chocolate breast milk? Op is bugging.

[@Agamemnon-w9x]

What kind of person thinks of "chocolate breast milk" and insists it upon players?

[@WarmLusamine]

The kind of person who lets pron control their lives...like a bunch of other degenerates mentioned in this sub.

[@deepseastonecore3017]

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

[@23gameoverlord]

...... forceful chocolate boob milk.....no! Nope, nu-uh, no! Just no! What in the actual heck was that about. I agree with Dogge that this is probably one of the weirdest things he read on the channel.

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

Great. I don’t think I like chocolate milk now. Let me check… Nah. I’m still gonna chug this stuff.

[@dracone4370]

I still think it could be fun to see Doge turn his cats into D&D characters; what classes do you think would work best for each of his kitties?

[@SnaxTheSnaxolotl]

Okahy Ziggy slapping that like button now

[@manegirl93416]

Hah, Ziggy stole Nipsy's gimmick for the day. ;)

[@ArcmageZaln]

Is it me or did zigi's voice get a lot deeper since last time?

[@ArcCaravan]

Whelp, that title got my attention. I can at least take solace in the problem player getting denied then punished.

[@meteorwalkergg]

What a title

[@gazblackheart4596]

Why do people have to bring their weird fetishes into dnd lol

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

It’s fine as long as it’s between consenting adults. The problem is that too many people try to force it on people who aren’t consenting-and in the case of this nightmare story, aren’t even adults.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

First story: If I’d been a player at that table, as soon as the DM declared that the shaman took control of my character, I would have stood up, said “I don’t need to be here for this,” and walked away. Controlling their character is the one thing players are supposed to do. If they can’t do that, they aren’t really playing; the DM is just telling them a story. Second story: Okay, that was already creepy as fuck, but the fact that she was doing this to a LITERAL CHILD makes it so much worse. I’m glad OP made it out of there okay and found a better group to play with! Third story: Oh, for the love of…! This asshole has completely missed the point of what it means to be a DM. The DM and the players are supposed to tell a story together, and while the DM plays the role of the antagonists, they aren’t supposed to just crush the players, they’re supposed to give them a challenge to overcome. I’ve given my players difficult fights and dangerous traps and puzzles that they’ve struggled with. I recently killed a player character in a particularly rough combat. However, even as I visit my brutality on the party, I’m celebrating with them when they eventually succeed. I didn’t lose to the players; I won because in the end, we’re on the same team. I gave them challenges, hardships, and losses, and they gave me heroes who struggle through and pull out a win in spite of it all. Together, we created a good story, and that’s what D&D is all about. I hate that there are so many DMs who can’t see that. Fourth story: Different people play in different ways. It sounds like OP’s playstyle just didn’t fit with the rest of the group, so leaving was the right choice. I don’t know what OP’s friend’s problem is.

[@purplefanadic234]

I find it funny how I’m the opposite, for me bad DND is better than no DND

[@WarmLusamine]

You are a masochist.

[@thephantomspectator407]

How are there over 7k views, but less than 500 likes?!? Come ON, people! Throw our poor, hard-working Doge a bone, here! The tiny tabaxi demands it!😾

[@Remoniq]

Hi Doge!

[@ChaosCounseling]

I’m sorry what!?

[@rozegunn]

Hmmrnmumn milkies~

[@woodlefoof2]

A man of culture

[@PokemonErnie]

Chocky milk good tho.

[@Kaesar1984]

is this game just filled with weirdos?

[@richardcochrun3869]

I love hearing these stories because it reminds me of how no matter how much I love TTRPGs I never ever want to play DnD with Randos. All these stories are from whiny "im offended" crybabies.😂

[@foisopracurtir6389]

This video is one of the last places to say that...

[@richardcochrun3869]

@@foisopracurtir6389 buddy, I watched dozens of these videos, and I admit, some of these stories are true "horror stories" with some absolute unhinged weirdos that I would probably fist fight on the spot, especially where real people are hurt, touched, stalked, etc. But come on, people upset over their FICTIONAL characters in a FICTIONAL world, meaning not real and don't exist in any way, shape or form, to the point they panic and need a safe space? It's complete insanity.

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@richardcochrun3869 And what happened in the histories of this video? People saying they don't like X thing and then leaving after X thing happens.

[@richardcochrun3869]

@@foisopracurtir6389 please don't mistake my confusion for rudeness, but I'm not tracking what you mean by your comment "what happened in the histories of these videos". I'm willing to debate in a civil and friendly manner but I don't want to misunderstand you.

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@richardcochrun3869 I'm talking about the stories of the video "DnD Player FORCES Breastfeeding Fetish | r/rpghorrorstories", y'know, the one where my reply is...

[@philipbabb]

Kinky.