Docter Evil tells scott to Zip it

Dr.Evil's epic Prologue's

[@davidnissim589]

"When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT!" gets me every time

[@saar144]

ZIP It good!

[@eduardoorellanasalazar805]

Thats Good!!!

[@garrymusselwhite5043]

Zip it like a sandwich bag! 🥪 Zip it good! 🤣

[@Giratina1999]

Zip it good

[@WisamSafi1978]

A good life advise too :D

[@Haruchan1996]

This is pretty much what its like to argue with your parents and they are wrong lol.

[@BlueBlaze99]

Or a girlfriend/wife...

[@fairnut6418]

Psh🤏

[@calebweems9392]

They hate losing

[@SylkaChan]

"if a problem comes along you must zip it" - that's the absolute truth I hate how they forgot zippity do da from Splash Mountain at Disneyland

[@SylkaChan]

That's exactly right. I hate how the movie forgot about the song from Splash Mountain in Disneyland (The California One). "zippity doo dah"

[@clutchtastic_]

1:13 The knock knock joke in the middle and Seth going "Who's there?" has me dying!!

[@erichvonmanstein6876]

Exactly why i came here. S#it is too funny! Lol

[@aporue5893]

shhh 🤫

[@PensFan30]

This was all improvised. Pure genius on behalf of Seth Green and Mike Myers.

[@freddythepie]

...Mike Myers isn't in this scene.

[@ejl1000]

Cunt Destroyer *facepalm*

[@freddythepie]

ejl1000 I don't see why that deserves a facepalm since Mike had nothing to do with this improv

[@freddythepie]

I just found out Mike Myers plays Dr. Evil. ._. I don't know how I didn't know this when I've seen this movie a million times.

[@tylaparfitt7596]

which scene?

[@jeffafafisher8343]

"Look I'm zippy long stockings...." Lmmfao

[@y0url0calrat26]

Oh hey, I am from 2021

[@hamadhumaid1984]

When a problem comes along you must zip it ((whip)) zip it good

[@ImperialDecree]

Misssuuuhaiii pinduahhhh mihtatioootoo SUBTITLE: Zip it

[@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911]

ImperialDecree LOL

[@nataliabelenfrancomedinace5996]

jajaja

[@sudore7318]

When he said that I saw your comment my god.

[@skyofthelivingdead]

@Carson Smith it’s gibberish but it’s supposed to sound like Japanese.

[@colinjenkins6449]

"Oh look at me, I'm zippy longstocking" lmao classic...

[@thisguyhere6641]

When the problem comes along, you must zip it! Now zip it! Zip it good! #LOL

[@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911]

Colin Jenkins LOL

[@melodystyles1203]

@@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911(Dr Evil speaks faux Japanese) Subtitle - zip it. 💀😂

[@clifton12345]

“How about you don’t ladies and gentleman Scotty don’t” I’m in tears.

[@michaelsetiawan2746]

"You're like a child!" You can clearly feel Seth's genuine frustration there.

[@BillySotherden]

Disagree. He sounds like he's smiling as he says that line. Not frustrated whatsoever.

[@ChippyBlane]

I read that the entire "Shh" exchange was improvised by Mike Meyers and Seth Green

[@ericzubyk2329]

Which means many more ways to piss some of us off a ton.

[@jackhemsworth7515]

Biggus dickus's wife was improvised too. Some people have funny in their veins it comes so naturally to them

[@erichvonmanstein6876]

Yeah, you read that on here. Because no the phuk it wasnt. It was pre wtitten fool.

[@rorrante]

They need to bring back Dr. Evil with his own damn movie !

[@lizh2302]

Ja!!

[@yaboyblacklist2431]

Don't know how it would work with Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) dead

[@jennifercrane9421]

Or an Austin Powers sequel with Scotty as the villain

[@elpalancas]

Zip it

[@osamabad3597]

Blacklist's World Paul Walker is dead. That didn’t stop them from making more god awful sequels the fast and the furious

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

"Knock knock! Who's there? Shhh!"

[@tylerfindlay3774]

Shhhh. Before you even start. That was a preemptive shh. I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it.

[@TheDarkwingj]

Let me tell ya a little story about a man named Shh!

[@JD_13]

I also remember these parts from the video

[@JD_13]

But ladies and gentlemen, scotty dont.

[@eltravo2112]

“I’ve got a whole bag of ‘shhhh’ “ 😂

[@TheGloopOfMobius]

With your name on it

[@patrickromanowski5911]

The entire Austin powers series should be preserved as an important cultural moment in American history. For real lmfao

[@JPCardington]

It principally is a parody on British film

[@robertsonsid]

Mike Myers is Canadian.

[@mkultra2456]

@@robertsonsid Joe Biden is a pedophile.

[@FistfulOfGabagool]

@@JPCardington it's still an American film, numb-nuts

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Austin Powers* 3 was pretty lame, tbh.

[@jeremyvandale9252]

that was a preemptive SHH, just know that I have a bag of SHH with your name on it

[@futurepresidenthernandez2564]

Jeremy Vandale you *K N O W* myers was tempted to say SHIT

[@miathapapaya]

The best one

[@burningwolf_9679]

1:24

[@funkychunkgaming9738]

I have used that on my sister so many times and she hates me for it

[@bethpurdy9206]

A lot of what Seth Green does is improvisation. He’s very quick with comebacks & coming up with stuff instantaneously.

[@davidnissim589]

Not surprising for the guy who created Robot Chicken

[@brianconner3222]

Instantly

[@erichvonmanstein6876]

And thats relevant to this prewritten sketch how?

[@emberashes6809]

Love how Scott wants number 2 To Help him but he's just standing there letting dr evil get away it

[@sethbramwell]

Number 2 knows what happens when you piss off the boss.

[@mrcritical6751]

Frau also just sitting there too watching what is most likely her son getting bullied

[@kenya9549]

1:26 Scotty almost broke character 😂😂😂😂

[@StanHowse]

Would have taken me so many takes to get that down, hilarious.

[@aamiller90]

"Your like a chil-!" "Zazipitabay!"

[@gretacarter3498]

“Look i’m Zippy longstocking” 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardcavell-clarke8928]

I’ve seen the zip it scene so many times and it still makes me laugh

[@MoneyOverFame]

Awwww man this movie is such a classic.

[@Seven70307]

Just so you know, I have a whole bag of SHHH!! With your name on it. 😂😂😂 That KILLS me every time!

[@getschwifty9531]

"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Ex-zip it-a!" Is underrated 😂

[@BobbyDrake2000]

When Tom Holland does interviews for Infinity War with one of his co-stars next to him.

[@DgardsGaming]

Accurate 😂

[@danielbautista9062]

Tony: alright zip it Peter: Mr.-- Tony: Zip it! ZIP

[@Simi1397]

Verne Troyer holding his laughter at :49 haha.

[@BigDan5309]

Seth Green cracks towards the end of the "Zip It" exchange

[@admirosmanovic1368]

"Let me tell you a story about a man named shh" lmaooooo

[@moonbunnycakes]

I remember being a kid and not knowing that it was Mike Myers playing both roles. I always laughed at this as a kid and I loved these scenes. Especially zip it.

[@DanielJ096]

1:19 kills me everytime, you can see the guy playing scotty holding back his laugh 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dajanicki]

That’s Seth Green

[@simongoddard7692]

I absolutely love the zoom in with the bond villain horns when he puts his pinky to his mouth 😂

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

R.I.P. Mini-me

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Being a fictional character Mini Me is immortal. The actor Verne Troyer died in 2018.

[@Junokaii]

SHH! Even before you start! That was a pre-emptive SHH! Just know I have a whole bag of SHH! With your name on it!

[@ericzubyk2329]

How about a knuckle sandwich with a side order of death right back.

[@Jaythesparrow]

@@ericzubyk2329 How about fuck off.

[@jbuell311]

Dr Evil is so frickin hilarious. Definitely my favorite frickin character of the frickin series.

[@callumwoodwardshutthedoor480]

Frickin

[@hamadhumaid1984]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury ex-zip it A"

[@dumluv]

dr evil interrupting scott is my favorite gag in the series hahaha

[@isaiahsimmons4414]

This is basically me and my dad every time he's wrong about something but he's too stubborn to admit it😂

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

I'm curious lol, what was he wrong about?

[@isaiahsimmons4414]

@@CheerfullyCynical829 He was usually wrong about dumb shit like verbal abuse not being a thing or stuff about my mom even though it ain't true because they ain't together no more he just likes to think he's the smart one that I gotta look up to even though a lot of the shit he says is super wrong😒

[@rickydiscord7671]

@@isaiahsimmons4414 *when dad talks about his job* dad: I hate my job. me: get a new one. dad: ...ok zip it. >.> *when he gets beaten up in a game* dad: I hate this game. me: but I'm backing you u- dad: shhh! *when talking about buying food* dad: I'm buying those two. *two big meats that's over 25$* me: but there's cheaper ones over there and just about the same size. *two other meats that's about 18$ - 20$* dad: Ricky don't!

[@CrossEyedHunk]

preemptive shhh.

[@dylankaiser5546]

arguing with Dr Evil is like arguing with a wall, don't expect to win

[@TheVenom2010]

Dr Evil invented trolling before it was a thing lol.

[@PennyUndead]

ARGUABLY THE GREATEST SCENE IN FILM HISTORY.

[@jaredthegeneralmotorscarguy.]

When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT! 0:28 ZIP IT GOOD!

[@chrisurena5346]

Dr Evil's hilarious.

[@tworthington27]

"When a problem comes along, you must zip it! (Imitates whip) Zip it good!" LMFAO!

[@frankrcontreras429]

Tall women, short men

[@frankrcontreras429]

Let’s see something.

[@AntaresTwo6]

0:17 best line in cinema ever!

[@Inyourhideyhole]

0:27 the devo reference 😂💀

[@Notunyx]

Valve : why not release half life 3? we could make trillions! Gaben : why make trillions when we can make...... ......... ....Hats?

[@neutral4322]

Wish there was a gmod video of Sherpard telling Joker to zip it.

[@Fummy007]

Scott you just don't get it, do you?

[@calwestland34]

This is how I’m gonna talk to my kids lol.

[@danethompson110]

The funniest line in the whole series why make trillions when we could make da da da……………………… Billions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@Euroviking86]

压缩它 Zip it.

[@elijahthompson3416]

0:44 me and my brother still do this 😂

[@Kevlexicon]

"how bout u dont, ladies n gentlemen, scottie dont" is a classy and fabulous introduction

[@donyellperry4176]

just the two of us!

[@xMylox]

SUCKLE OF MY ZIPPLE IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGG

[@tylaparfitt7596]

when someone tries to prove you wrong :') 0:44 "zubeh.bshswhehhh, SUBZBEBWEHH. sh. sh. sh. SH. zip it."

[@chelioss8567]

Scott….you just don’t get it, do ya?

[@jake9565270]

"A trillium is more than billion numbnuts" XD LMFAO

[@DgardsGaming]

Alright Zip it

[@danielbautista9062]

“Look, all I’m--“ “Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, ex’zip it’ A”

[@Esotereclectic]

"Ziiiippppppppp!"

[@RHCPLiveinLEGO]

I love how Mini - Me just sits in the back doing nothing in The Spy and Goldmember

[@MrChazasaurus88]

The first 2020 U.S. presidential debate XD Trump is Dr. Evil, Biden is his Scotty, and #2 is the moderator!

[@twoislanders-onetide]

We need ONE MORE movie please Mr. Myers!!!! 😭😫😂😂😂

[@Staarkalinou]

i laughed so hard the first time i saw this scene

[@BigCheech-wy9os]

Scott.... You just Dont get it. 😂

[@markecereal697]

I cant stop laughing

[@Esotereclectic]

"Ladies and gentleman...ex-ZIP IT 'A'!" Mike Myers had older brothers who used to pick on and be mean to him when he was growing up (probably not unlike this scenario), and I'm by all means sure he put a lot of that into these scenes with himself as Dr. Evil and Scott...only this time, *he* was the one who got to dish it out!

[@gretacarter3498]

“Just know I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it” 🤣🤣

[@famoussward]

"We could make trillions. Why make trillions when we could make.. billions?" xD

[@DgardsGaming]

I mean if you don’t need trillions 😂

[@HarrisonD7]

I watch this video like every day, sooo funny. Love the chinese bit and the 'problem comes along'. Absolutely hilarious!

[@vaddix9980]

How long has it been since you've watched this

[@Brideochucky23]

Lol, as a teacher I'd love to do this when children get too noisy!! 🤣🤣

[@graysonhoward1562]

This video is dedicated to all the dads who constantly imitate Dr. Evil in this scene.

[@nathancarabajal8271]

Look at Mini-me everyone, yeah He's gone mental on count of the chocolate, it's like freaking catnip for clones

[@Maddy_plays1]

lol i love how Dr. Evil tells Scotty to shh lol that's my most favorite

[@Mayito_Tamps]

Dr Evil Is Like My 6th Grade History Teacher 😂

[@rogerrabbit8304]

"You're causing me serious psychological harm!"

[@deannikkiordeanajleerocks6132]

i laugh every time when they battle on zip it 😂😂😂

[@Kickasss119]

alright, ladies and gentlemen my plan is- scotty don't

[@thelonelywolf88]

Ladies and gentlemen, ex-ZIP IT a

[@matthewniemiec4058]

♪When a problem comes along, you must zip it!♪

[@Legboy1129]

Amusing, I have caught the Commander doing the exact same thing to Joker today.

[@jessicaah-see9647]

Dr Evil:why make trillions when we could make billions Scott:a trillion is more than a billion numb nuts Dr Evil: alright zip it Me:😂😂😂😂😂

[@chadbrown748]

1:10 Number 2's eye darting back and forth, like watching a ping pong match.

[@Nuthinhere-d1f]

Ive got a whole bag of shhh with your name on it, classic

[@nomusicrc]

Thank you for having all of these in one video

[@taylorschott4659]

you know, when you think about it, Scott was really ahead of his time in terms of 80,s villians. While his father ( dr. Evil ) usually insisted on killing Austin powers in a slow, unseen death, Scott usually predicted that he would get away unless they killed him quickly. if Scott had been in Dr. Evils position, he would have gotten rid of Austin much faster than his dad ever could.

[@Action3x]

Did you guys know they actually never wrote this scene. Completely just made it up on the spot. Crazy!

[@MrsOliva]

Dr. Evil is a very patient diplomat sometimes.

[@DukesFinalBoss]

How about you don’t, ladies and gentlemen, “Scotty Don’t”.

[@tworthington27]

tjcervi "Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass!" 😂

[@daveprice6874]

Fantastic video never stop making videos

[@ItsOnlyRyan]

“Yeah but…” zip “we…. Zip… can’t… zippyzippyzawa… zippyzippyzawa… you know you’re like a child.. zip… zippyzippyzawa….. The improvised chemistry between Myers and Seth Green is actually genius…. It blew me away when I read this was all off script, improvised…. Seth is dying to not laugh…. I bet this scene must have been hilarious to try and record

[@monicatorres4686]

There’s a neurologist on social media who reminded me of dr Evil lol 😆 that brought me here pure nostalgia! And wow i never realized the Starbucks in the background!

[@Wii4000]

Imagine Mike Myers doing this as Cat in the Hat. XD lol

[@djsmith2871]

Shuuut Uhp! As in STOP TALKING! People are sick and tired of your voice. In the words of Dr. Evil: Alright Zip it!

[@jameskelly1680]

For added hilarity, turn on the subtitles. 🤣

[@firstptr3and10_]

Zippety do dah, Zippety day!

[@aqua_teen_hunger_force6810]

It's so hard to breathe right now!!!!! 😆😆😆😆

[@bradydavis5791]

Still funny in 2017.

[@misscriss80]

I wonder how many takes it took to film these scenes? I'd be laughing so hard!!!😂😂

[@cornelius2227]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, Ex-Zip it “A”! 😄 What about the “Shh” in Dr. Evil’s Volcano Lair.

[@nomimitsurugi1710]

OMG put on the close captions and enjoy the show!!! It's almost like Monty Python & The Holy Grail's misread lyrics!!!!

[@leovomend8789]

the new president elect ladies and gentlemen

[@sonicshadtoomanychilidogs4261]

Mike Myers is the president??

[@dinahkyle3196]

Sonics had too many chilidogs I wish

[@LTArts]

R.I.P Mini Me (Verne Troyer)