Docter Evil tells scott to Zip it

Dr.Evil's epic Prologue's

[@Haruchan1996]

This is pretty much what its like to argue with your parents and they are wrong lol.

[@BlueBlaze99]

Or a girlfriend/wife...

[@fairnut6418]

Psh🤏

[@calebweems9392]

They hate losing

[@SylkaChan]

"if a problem comes along you must zip it" - that's the absolute truth I hate how they forgot zippity do da from Splash Mountain at Disneyland

[@SylkaChan]

That's exactly right. I hate how the movie forgot about the song from Splash Mountain in Disneyland (The California One). "zippity doo dah"

[@davidnissim589]

"When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT!" gets me every time

[@saar144]

ZIP It good!

[@eduardoorellanasalazar805]

Thats Good!!!

[@garrymusselwhite5043]

Zip it like a sandwich bag! 🥪 Zip it good! 🤣

[@Giratina1999]

Zip it good

[@WisamSafi1978]

A good life advise too :D

[@AntaresTwo6]

0:17 best line in cinema ever!

[@Inyourhideyhole]

0:27 the devo reference 😂💀

[@simongoddard7692]

I absolutely love the zoom in with the bond villain horns when he puts his pinky to his mouth 😂

[@ItsOnlyRyan]

“Yeah but…” zip “we…. Zip… can’t… zippyzippyzawa… zippyzippyzawa… you know you’re like a child.. zip… zippyzippyzawa….. The improvised chemistry between Myers and Seth Green is actually genius…. It blew me away when I read this was all off script, improvised…. Seth is dying to not laugh…. I bet this scene must have been hilarious to try and record

[@corey-bird3489]

QUIT-CHOO! ZIPPIT GOOD!

[@pook0982]

This makes it easy to tell my brother to zip it.

[@adamdalcol2475]

Oh look it’s zippy long stockings

[@Juan_rivera]

when he does the fake Japanese and subtitles is hilarious 😂

[@SSD2024]

why make trillium's When we can make...BILLIONS!!!

[@lunastars9837]

Oh look im zippy long stocksings

[@clutchtastic_]

1:13 The knock knock joke in the middle and Seth going "Who's there?" has me dying!!

[@erichvonmanstein6876]

Exactly why i came here. S#it is too funny! Lol

[@jeffafafisher8343]

"Look I'm zippy long stockings...." Lmmfao

[@y0url0calrat26]

Oh hey, I am from 2021

[@hamadhumaid1984]

When a problem comes along you must zip it ((whip)) zip it good

[@ImperialDecree]

Misssuuuhaiii pinduahhhh mihtatioootoo SUBTITLE: Zip it

[@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911]

ImperialDecree LOL

[@nataliabelenfrancomedinace5996]

jajaja

[@sudore7318]

When he said that I saw your comment my god.

[@skyofthelivingdead]

@Carson Smith it’s gibberish but it’s supposed to sound like Japanese.

[@PensFan30]

This was all improvised. Pure genius on behalf of Seth Green and Mike Myers.

[@freddythepie]

...Mike Myers isn't in this scene.

[@ejl1000]

Cunt Destroyer *facepalm*

[@freddythepie]

ejl1000 I don't see why that deserves a facepalm since Mike had nothing to do with this improv

[@freddythepie]

I just found out Mike Myers plays Dr. Evil. ._. I don't know how I didn't know this when I've seen this movie a million times.

[@tylaparfitt7596]

which scene?

[@ChippyBlane]

I read that the entire "Shh" exchange was improvised by Mike Meyers and Seth Green

[@ericzubyk2329]

Which means many more ways to piss some of us off a ton.

[@jackhemsworth7515]

Biggus dickus's wife was improvised too. Some people have funny in their veins it comes so naturally to them

[@erichvonmanstein6876]

Yeah, you read that on here. Because no the phuk it wasnt. It was pre wtitten fool.

[@colinjenkins6449]

"Oh look at me, I'm zippy longstocking" lmao classic...

[@thisguyhere6641]

When the problem comes along, you must zip it! Now zip it! Zip it good! #LOL

[@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911]

Colin Jenkins LOL

[@melodystyles1203]

@@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911(Dr Evil speaks faux Japanese) Subtitle - zip it. 💀😂

[@jeremyvandale9252]

that was a preemptive SHH, just know that I have a bag of SHH with your name on it

[@futurepresidenthernandez2564]

Jeremy Vandale you *K N O W* myers was tempted to say SHIT

[@miathapapaya]

The best one

[@burningwolf_9679]

1:24

[@funkychunkgaming9738]

I have used that on my sister so many times and she hates me for it

[@michaelsetiawan2746]

"You're like a child!" You can clearly feel Seth's genuine frustration there.

[@BillySotherden]

Disagree. He sounds like he's smiling as he says that line. Not frustrated whatsoever.

[@patrickromanowski5911]

The entire Austin powers series should be preserved as an important cultural moment in American history. For real lmfao

[@JPCardington]

It principally is a parody on British film

[@robertsonsid]

Mike Myers is Canadian.

[@mkultra2456]

@@robertsonsid Joe Biden is a pedophile.

[@FistfulOfGabagool]

@@JPCardington it's still an American film, numb-nuts

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Austin Powers* 3 was pretty lame, tbh.

[@clifton12345]

“How about you don’t ladies and gentleman Scotty don’t” I’m in tears.

[@rorrante]

They need to bring back Dr. Evil with his own damn movie !

[@lizh2302]

Ja!!

[@yaboyblacklist2431]

Don't know how it would work with Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) dead

[@jennifercrane9421]

Or an Austin Powers sequel with Scotty as the villain

[@elpalancas]

Zip it

[@osamabad3597]

Blacklist's World Paul Walker is dead. That didn’t stop them from making more god awful sequels the fast and the furious

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

"Knock knock! Who's there? Shhh!"

[@tylerfindlay3774]

Shhhh. Before you even start. That was a preemptive shh. I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it.

[@TheDarkwingj]

Let me tell ya a little story about a man named Shh!

[@JD_13]

I also remember these parts from the video

[@JD_13]

But ladies and gentlemen, scotty dont.

[@eltravo2112]

“I’ve got a whole bag of ‘shhhh’ “ 😂

[@TheGloopOfMobius]

With your name on it

[@kenya9549]

1:26 Scotty almost broke character 😂😂😂😂

[@StanHowse]

Would have taken me so many takes to get that down, hilarious.

[@emberashes6809]

Love how Scott wants number 2 To Help him but he's just standing there letting dr evil get away it

[@sethbramwell]

Number 2 knows what happens when you piss off the boss.

[@mrcritical6751]

Frau also just sitting there too watching what is most likely her son getting bullied

[@bethpurdy9206]

A lot of what Seth Green does is improvisation. He’s very quick with comebacks & coming up with stuff instantaneously.

[@davidnissim589]

Not surprising for the guy who created Robot Chicken

[@brianconner3222]

Instantly

[@erichvonmanstein6876]

And thats relevant to this prewritten sketch how?

[@aamiller90]

"Your like a chil-!" "Zazipitabay!"

[@hamadhumaid1984]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury ex-zip it A"

[@Simi1397]

Verne Troyer holding his laughter at :49 haha.

[@BigDan5309]

Seth Green cracks towards the end of the "Zip It" exchange

[@Seven70307]

Just so you know, I have a whole bag of SHHH!! With your name on it. 😂😂😂 That KILLS me every time!

[@admirosmanovic1368]

"Let me tell you a story about a man named shh" lmaooooo

[@DanielJ096]

1:19 kills me everytime, you can see the guy playing scotty holding back his laugh 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dajanicki]

That’s Seth Green

[@richardcavell-clarke8928]

I’ve seen the zip it scene so many times and it still makes me laugh

[@tillitsdone]

Clearly Dr Evil and Trump have the same DNA. Lmfao.

[@CrossEyedHunk]

preemptive shhh.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

R.I.P. Mini-me

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Being a fictional character Mini Me is immortal. The actor Verne Troyer died in 2018.

[@gretacarter3498]

“Look i’m Zippy longstocking” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jbuell311]

Dr Evil is so frickin hilarious. Definitely my favorite frickin character of the frickin series.

[@callumwoodwardshutthedoor480]

Frickin

[@BobbyDrake2000]

When Tom Holland does interviews for Infinity War with one of his co-stars next to him.

[@DgardsGaming]

Accurate 😂

[@danielbautista9062]

Tony: alright zip it Peter: Mr.-- Tony: Zip it! ZIP

[@tylaparfitt7596]

when someone tries to prove you wrong :') 0:44 "zubeh.bshswhehhh, SUBZBEBWEHH. sh. sh. sh. SH. zip it."

[@Junokaii]

SHH! Even before you start! That was a pre-emptive SHH! Just know I have a whole bag of SHH! With your name on it!

[@ericzubyk2329]

How about a knuckle sandwich with a side order of death right back.

[@Jaythesparrow]

@@ericzubyk2329 How about fuck off.

[@Notunyx]

Valve : why not release half life 3? we could make trillions! Gaben : why make trillions when we can make...... ......... ....Hats?

[@one_punch_man5313]

Is the story about a man named shh any good??

[@7swordquanta459]

One_Punch_Man I heard he got into a truckload of shhh

[@Alan_Page]

One day he was shootin’ for some shh. And up from the ground came a bubblin shh. Shh that is.

[@adammc2339]

Nah he doesnt talk

[@ericzubyk2329]

No it isn't, it makes me want to fucking kill somebody.

[@IllHandleThis]

It’s shhhhh it

[@elijahthompson3416]

0:44 me and my brother still do this 😂

[@Euroviking86]

压缩它 Zip it.

[@isaiahsimmons4414]

This is basically me and my dad every time he's wrong about something but he's too stubborn to admit it😂

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

I'm curious lol, what was he wrong about?

[@isaiahsimmons4414]

@@CheerfullyCynical829 He was usually wrong about dumb shit like verbal abuse not being a thing or stuff about my mom even though it ain't true because they ain't together no more he just likes to think he's the smart one that I gotta look up to even though a lot of the shit he says is super wrong😒

[@rickydiscord7671]

@@isaiahsimmons4414 *when dad talks about his job* dad: I hate my job. me: get a new one. dad: ...ok zip it. >.> *when he gets beaten up in a game* dad: I hate this game. me: but I'm backing you u- dad: shhh! *when talking about buying food* dad: I'm buying those two. *two big meats that's over 25$* me: but there's cheaper ones over there and just about the same size. *two other meats that's about 18$ - 20$* dad: Ricky don't!

[@MoneyOverFame]

Awwww man this movie is such a classic.

[@dumluv]

dr evil interrupting scott is my favorite gag in the series hahaha

[@markecereal697]

I cant stop laughing

[@moonbunnycakes]

I remember being a kid and not knowing that it was Mike Myers playing both roles. I always laughed at this as a kid and I loved these scenes. Especially zip it.

[@misscriss80]

I wonder how many takes it took to film these scenes? I'd be laughing so hard!!!😂😂

[@famoussward]

"We could make trillions. Why make trillions when we could make.. billions?" xD

[@DgardsGaming]

I mean if you don’t need trillions 😂

[@MrChazasaurus88]

The first 2020 U.S. presidential debate XD Trump is Dr. Evil, Biden is his Scotty, and #2 is the moderator!

[@chrisurena5346]

Dr Evil's hilarious.

[@XAAROV1]

Those subtitles were almost funnier than the actual dialog! How ' bout you do- ent?

[@Fummy007]

Scott you just don't get it, do you?

[@jake9565270]

"A trillium is more than billion numbnuts" XD LMFAO

[@DgardsGaming]

Alright Zip it

[@danielbautista9062]

“Look, all I’m--“ “Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, ex’zip it’ A”

[@Esotereclectic]

"Ziiiippppppppp!"

[@xMylox]

SUCKLE OF MY ZIPPLE IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGG

[@danethompson110]

The funniest line in the whole series why make trillions when we could make da da da……………………… Billions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@jessicaah-see9647]

Dr Evil:why make trillions when we could make billions Scott:a trillion is more than a billion numb nuts Dr Evil: alright zip it Me:😂😂😂😂😂

[@dylankaiser5546]

arguing with Dr Evil is like arguing with a wall, don't expect to win

[@neutral4322]

Wish there was a gmod video of Sherpard telling Joker to zip it.

[@tworthington27]

"When a problem comes along, you must zip it! (Imitates whip) Zip it good!" LMFAO!

[@frankrcontreras429]

Tall women, short men

[@frankrcontreras429]

Let’s see something.

[@t-bone8]

zu hi me he wan me he wan no toe subtitle zip it

[@corbey08]

What the fuck was up with the subtitles?

[@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

lol

[@TheVenom2010]

Dr Evil invented trolling before it was a thing lol.

[@jaredthegeneralmotorscarguy.]

When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT! 0:28 ZIP IT GOOD!

[@Staarkalinou]

i laughed so hard the first time i saw this scene

[@calwestland34]

This is how I’m gonna talk to my kids lol.

[@PennyUndead]

ARGUABLY THE GREATEST SCENE IN FILM HISTORY.

[@Kickasss119]

alright, ladies and gentlemen my plan is- scotty don't

[@matthewniemiec4058]

♪When a problem comes along, you must zip it!♪

[@Mayito_Tamps]

Dr Evil Is Like My 6th Grade History Teacher 😂

[@deannikkiordeanajleerocks6132]

i laugh every time when they battle on zip it 😂😂😂

[@thelonelywolf88]

Ladies and gentlemen, ex-ZIP IT a

[@HarrisonD7]

I watch this video like every day, sooo funny. Love the chinese bit and the 'problem comes along'. Absolutely hilarious!

[@vaddix9980]

How long has it been since you've watched this

[@leovomend8789]

the new president elect ladies and gentlemen

[@sonicshadtoomanychilidogs4261]

Mike Myers is the president??

[@dinahkyle3196]

Sonics had too many chilidogs I wish

[@Brideochucky23]

Lol, as a teacher I'd love to do this when children get too noisy!! 🤣🤣

[@Wii4000]

Imagine Mike Myers doing this as Cat in the Hat. XD lol

[@getschwifty9531]

"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Ex-zip it-a!" Is underrated 😂

[@VM-bx8jn]

Let me tell you a little story about a man named ssshhh!

[@jameskelly1680]

For added hilarity, turn on the subtitles. 🤣

[@bradydavis5791]

Still funny in 2017.

[@firstptr3and10_]

Zippety do dah, Zippety day!

[@nathancarabajal8271]

Look at Mini-me everyone, yeah He's gone mental on count of the chocolate, it's like freaking catnip for clones

[@futurepresidenthernandez2564]

1:38 dr evil: how about i Habuoyoyya? Scott: how about i what? O_o

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

Gold member version felt lazy

[@Beartallica86]

Ketorulz Highly agree.

[@TheBestComicKing]

Ketorulz I guess they were trying to do something different, but just didn't work as well

[@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3]

Well I would get sick of the joke after the second time. I’m kinda glad they didn’t try to hard on the Goldmember one

[@Esotereclectic]

"Ladies and gentleman...ex-ZIP IT 'A'!" Mike Myers had older brothers who used to pick on and be mean to him when he was growing up (probably not unlike this scenario), and I'm by all means sure he put a lot of that into these scenes with himself as Dr. Evil and Scott...only this time, *he* was the one who got to dish it out!

[@Kruppt808]

we can all agree everything in AP3 was overdone and ruined a good movie franchise up to that point. Now it wasn't the Guru bad but what was......

[@bossfan49]

A lot of the jokes went on too long. The peeing fountain gag, the subtitles gag, the Austin/Mini Me in the lab coat gag.... But there were some good moments too- young Austin, Dr. Evil and No.2 at the Spy Academy, all the Michael Caine scenes...and Dr. Evil talking on the CB radio like a trucker.

[@mstretch0430]

Is that Oddjob in the background at 1:05?

[@ameerhamid89]

No, it's Randomtask.

[@graysonhoward1562]

This video is dedicated to all the dads who constantly imitate Dr. Evil in this scene.

[@DukesFinalBoss]

How about you don’t, ladies and gentlemen, “Scotty Don’t”.

[@tworthington27]

tjcervi "Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass!" 😂

[@chelioss8567]

Scott….you just don’t get it, do ya?

[@nekgt]

subtitle.. zip it hahahahahahahaha

[@nomimitsurugi1710]

OMG put on the close captions and enjoy the show!!! It's almost like Monty Python & The Holy Grail's misread lyrics!!!!

[@djsmith2871]

Shuuut Uhp! As in STOP TALKING! People are sick and tired of your voice. In the words of Dr. Evil: Alright Zip it!

[@Fazbear14]

0:34 Waluigi

[@RealFanOfSteel]

Kisu hi keto be whai mi ta he ho to! Subtitle: Zip it.

[@dsl32]

I think this a perfect example how we should talk to teenagers