Dolittle Pitch Meeting

[@Memelord2020]

This movie will “Dolittle” at the box office

[@LukeTheGhostKiller]

Ohhhh puns are TIGHT 😂

[@carter_lovejoy]

Luke The Ghost Killer 2515 making them is actually super easy, barley an inconvenience.

[@daneray9594]

Love it.

[@poisonedyoyo]

To be honest all the upvotes on this comment that hhundreds of people have said before you confirms that at least 221 people who watched this video would enjoy the base humor of the actual movie.

[@AscendantStoic]

Well played sir XD

[@doctorjosephalbertnefario4332]

I feel like this movie was made for a pitch meeting...

[@kathrynwolfe9020]

😼

[@sayresrudy2644]

CLASSIC

[@the_hanged_clown]

no I'm pretty sure the pitch meeting comes first

[@LuisSierra42]

buttholes are tight

[@TheArchangel47]

Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience....

[@firstweekofwinter]

"There's gonna be a polar bear who's always cold - which is ironic and therefore good writing" I died :D

[@IanMahetiMbano]

😂😂😂😂

[@fairlyliterary4771]

His headshot tho 🤣

[@markcobuzzi826]

“So does the polar bear not have any fur and blubber, or does he just feel cold all the time unless he is dangerously overheating himself?” “Get all the way off my back.”

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

it subverted expectations

[@justameremortal2457]

rip

[@rickyandreou]

Ryan's Pitch Meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed to screen rant.

[@royjones0824]

Lol trust me everybody that’s subscribed is just here for Ryan😂😂

[@3AHoles]

That's pretty much their only subs anymore. That and people who forgot KZbin exists.

[@crimsonvampyre602]

Oh they know

[@AscendantStoic]

Same here, the rest of their content is crap, if he moves Pitch Meeting to a new channel i'd unsubscribe from here in a heartbeat XD

[@quiettimegaming3642]

TheHunterWolf yeah, he should just bounce on SR and solely upload to his own channel.

[@raydunakin]

"Can he do a Welsh accent?" "I don't think...no, he can't."

[@Haveba]

Makes you think why didn't they cast Michael Sheen as the lead. As a welshman I think he could do the accent. 😂

[@ThreadBomb]

@@Haveba Sheen also has the ability to be entertaining without being snarky.

[@issers]

@@ThreadBomb Yeah, I mean the fact that they gave the welshman a british accent and the american a welsh one... like WHY.

[@jlscoyserney]

@@issers An english accent.* Britain is the whole island.

[@issers]

@@jlscoyserney Sorry! That one confuses me every time.

[@tyrant-den884]

"I promised him a cut of the box office returns and now he owes US money."

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

You’re a genius script writer guy! And as the state of California subsidies us, we can continue loosing money on bad movie deals!

[@tyrant-den884]

@@ConnanTheCivilized "Everything I know I learned from Uwe Boll."

[@mrsandman1924]

Isn't that the plot of The Producers?

[@tyrant-den884]

@@mrsandman1924 in reverse. There the horny old ladies gave him money in exchange for the returns, but (theoretically) there wouldn't be any.

[@drahcir7x23]

This is the most convoluted and confusing movie that I have heard.

[@knives254]

More then Cats?

[@Itsnobigdeal420]

Zap Rowsdower probably the same lol

[@jasonsmith530]

I could not hear anything! His whisper voice was so hard to understand

[@cynthiasmith2459]

Same!

[@Nurdse_326]

@@knives254 ROWSDOWER!

[@SohiHien]

"Dragon butt holes are tight!" "Not particularly no" LMAO

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

yeah from my experience most dragon butt holes are bigger than the average penis

[@kendra5781]

@@lutherholayeahme7449 ...From your experience? Do you have experience with dragons?

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

@@kendra5781 Yeah I had a one night stand with Donkey's wife

[@flashthunder1274]

I’ve seen this in an anime before lol

[@nowwhat8209]

Cloacas, specifically, given that they are probably reptiles...

[@themorrigan7224]

I literally have started watching Pitch Meeting instead of watching the movies that I know are going to be bad. I so deeply appreciate these

[@satansbarman]

It's a great way to know what happens without suffering through awful films 😂

[@refinededusoft]

Duuuuuuuuude, that's what I've been doing too 😂😂

[@realitymatters4745]

Yesssss me3

[@jenniferp403]

I thought that’s what all the Cool People were doing nowadays.

[@willrollason9324]

yep, never going to watch this but laughed out loud about the bagpipes!

[@futureprimitivepast3044]

This sounds far worse than I could have ever imagined.

[@StarWarsomania]

2019 in a nutshell. 2020 looks like it's off to a GREAT start!

[@sommermcintosh1]

Well I am just going to see Dolittle because of 2 people Rdj and Tom Holland

[@joycelynong2534]

@@sommermcintosh1 uhhhh hate to break it to ya but Tom Holland's character isn't in the movie much bcos he didn't go on the trip :/ I was disappointed

[@ComicBookGuy420]

It was actually a lot better than you'd think

[@Jing737]

@@----Jay---- He's the voice of a dog, I think. He doesn't get much voice acting in this movie sadly

[@cryocritikal]

Ryan’s back must be paining after carrying screen rant. Oh wait,he just asked them to get all the way off that thing

[@PaperBagProduction]

Ryan: My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises Screen Rant: Oh let me get off that thing

[@Charmer4856]

You think he can demand a raise?

[@TheCheese1988]

Hurting, not paining. FYI.

[@cryocritikal]

Brad T y can’t it be paining?

[@TheCheese1988]

@@cryocritikal No, sorry. :c It could be *in pain*, but not paining.

[@wyliecoyote7822]

"So there IS a story?" "Yeah, kinda...maybe...a little."

[@JaBoreman]

Quoting his videos makes u an unoriginal unfunny uncreative fool. Think of something funny on ur own kid.

[@LogansDarling]

john boreman Or..... Don’t. You know, either way works.

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

@@JaBoreman You are new on KZbin i guess.

[@PotrzebieConolly]

@@JaBoreman Yeah, he should have said "The part I really liked was {not gonna tell ya}".

[@kchgamer1788]

They Dolittle with it

[@PapaMerlz]

“So there’s a story?” “Well kinda...maybe...a little” Funny way to say “no” but I’ll take it lol

[@MyKillyy]

I smell a new catch phrase.

[@azultarmizi]

well kinda...maybe...Dolittle

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

“So after Avengers: Endgame what’s next for your career?” Robert Downey Jr.: I’m going to Dolittle.

[@newusername7281]

I've seen that joke on Jeremy jahns review.

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

Saw it on Jeremy Jahn's video review. Busted

[@fenrir7065]

I know that reference, It's from a Dwayne Johnson where plays as an American Football player who is suddenly surprised to learn that he has a daughter with his ex-wife.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Ah I see what you did there. You watched the Jeremy Jahns video.

[@renapeppers20]

lmao u from armin's channel i see you everywhere

[@amfi_theevolutionofher]

Ryan playing the kid's constant look of wonderment is both adorable and hilarious

[@MrMillennium]

Im convinced 90% of the budget went to just having RDJ

[@AhsimNreiziev]

I'm not sure. RDJ's primary interest with this movie seemed to be to hope it succeeds so he won't be remembered as just Iron Man, so I wouldn't be completely surprised if his pay check was fairly modest. Is there any actual data on RDJ's compensation for this movie?

[@TheZooropaBaby]

his wife produced this movie too

[@MrMillennium]

Fellas this was just a joke ;-;

[@GeorgeMonet]

@@AhsimNreiziev I would have preferred dying being known as Iron Man.

[@ionichi]

Shoulda got RDA instead.

[@nerenik84]

"Dragon Butt holes are tight" Quote of the day.

[@shannonsherrod9977]

PASUE!

[@zozidedodo780]

Rick and morty episode proves it

[@VinsmokeDTheorist]

Dragon Balls, Dragon Butt Holes lol what’s next??

[@job3rg]

@@VinsmokeDTheorist Dragon Peni....

[@Polar_Bear_Ron]

nerenik84 “Does the dragon do something to his butt hole?” Sounds like a pitch meeting I am both horrified and strangely interested in

[@DeadlyDanDaMan]

CATS: $50 million loss Dolittle: $100 million loss The Mummy: $95 million loss People at Universal need to start being fired in a BIIIIIIG way.

[@tripchaup1831]

😂😂😂😂

[@seanrodey4179]

Not to mention they somehow ruined two hulk movies.. arguably the most popular and exposed marvel character other than wolverine and spiderman up to that point in 2008...

[@abduljah9355]

I think their pitch meetings might literally just be like these videos.

[@Snoke1912]

At least the Jurassic Park movies keep making them money.

[@ilovebrandnewcarpets]

I can’t imagine anyone greenlighting a 175M budget for a Dr. Dolittle movie. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the actual pitch meeting.

[@ShawnBlaque]

"Is this like a whale that he knows?" 'I guess so, ya sure I don't care" LOL Ryan please never stop these, at least until you've done every movie.....

[@mennograafmans1595]

Whale okay than.

[@realitymatters4745]

Then you got to catch him saying oh "whale "then tooo funny he snuck that one n

[@AaronBallvideos]

“Oh is the dragon going to do something to his butthole now” I died at that line 🤣

[@ndjoker34]

Me too 😂

[@aritar9099]

LMAO 😂😂🤣

[@divinedelaware7541]

Wow wow wow.... WoW

[@realitymatters4745]

I double tapped three times

[@death5talker45]

Comedy Gold 😂🤣👍

[@harrywithanh]

Why put a spoiler warning when no-one’s gonna go see it

[@Allthingsfadra]

I saw it. Don't worry - it was a press screening. It was so bad I couldn't even review it.

[@elorahbillustrator]

Lol, I actually kind of wanted to till I saw this....

[@SmashLiXs]

i saw it. i enjoyed it. sure it could use some improvement

[@MaheshRaomahesh]

Its amazing.I loved it

[@Swiftbow]

I saw it. (I am a fan of the Dolittle books). It was... about as bad as the Pitch Meeting suggests.

[@sarahkelly119]

“Because his wife has instructions in her journal in it or something that I don’t care” Best. Ever.

[@DarkAutumn3D]

Amen to that, Lover!

[@andrzoo3]

Yes!

[@thecouncilofnine4692]

"Who's gonna voice him?" "I have his headshot right here. " *Shows an empty page.* "Oh, John Cena! That's a great picture." Classic, Ryan. Classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dsjgfxxkhrx4050]

I don't get it

[@jayachandranp2516]

John Cena has this catch phrase "You can't see me". Try to catch up.

[@blueorbust.2771]

What do you mean empty page? Ryan accidenty put up a picture of Drax.

[@dsjgfxxkhrx4050]

@@jayachandranp2516 oh neat

[@1216jimmyz]

@@blueorbust.2771 exactly, a picture of Drax being very very still...lol

[@tianahorsey-daydreamer8962]

Fun facts, 1. The animal languages thing was in the original Dr. Doolittle stories and the movie with Rex Harrison. It wasn't until Eddie Murphy that they switched to some kind of innate ability. 2. It's been a while since I read the books, but I seem to remember there being mythical creatures in them. In the original movie and in the book, I think the first story was about finding a giant snail the size of a house? So yeah. It was a half assed effort to smash the several versions together as far as I can tell.

[@BadWolf_Is_MyMummy]

Still waiting for the day: "So, You have a movie for me?" -"No."

[@ominousfog4790]

That better be the April fools video

[@zbh9268]

New Mutants for the past 2 years.

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

“No sir I don’t” “Oh you don’t?” “Yeah yeah yeah” “How come?” “I forgot to write one” “Oh, forgetting things is tight”

[@CaptainMarvelsSon]

"So It's going to be very difficult to make tons of money then." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy... barely an inconvenience."

[@peterg76yt]

Wasn't one of them pitched as a toy commercial?

[@gobias_]

Ryan:"Let me know what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for" Me: "All of them"

[@sal4731]

David Nugent Ryan: which movies do u want pitch meetings for? Me: yes

[@kevinc5895]

But let's put Jupiter Ascending at the top of the list.

[@berengustav7714]

Percy Jackson!!

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

Phantom Of The Paradise!!!!

[@Jayluvlee87]

​@@kevinc5895I hope you're as satisfied as I was with it

[@AlexQuested]

Charlie's Angels definitely needs a pitch meeting.

[@Milos596]

Who's Charlie?

[@vega_tech]

@@Milos596 Charlie your mama

[@monsoon861]

They haven't done JAWS or back to the future

[@Metal0sopher]

@@vega_tech Mama jokes are tight.

[@doriangreen3231]

Blaming sexism instead of crappy writing, unlikable characters, and a director with a huge chip on her shoulder for a box office bomb is tight!

[@mimah1015]

"...or something, I don't care." That's my new go to phrase from now on.😂😂

[@Liusila]

Mimah 101 Isn’t not caring at work gonna be kind of difficult?

[@mimah1015]

@Mi Ke LOL.

[@whiplash9548]

You can’t make a movie that bombs when it stars the guy who plays Iron Man. Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@RageUnchained]

Referencing videos in the comments is tight!

[@Galantski]

Actually, it's going to be _super, super, super easy,_ especially when Tony Stark goes from being an Avenger to proctologist for a dragon! The body part his previous character sometimes was figuratively, Dolittle provides medical treatment for literally. _Wow! Wow! Wow!_

[@KGisthename]

@@RageUnchained yeah yeah yeah

[@Stettafire]

Even easier when you do a dodgy accent like that

[@ComicBookGuy420]

When you watch the movie, the whole dragon thing actually kind of fits, and is actually kinda funny Again, that would require actually first watching the movie

[@lone_stick]

"I have his headshot right here." *Holds up a blank sheet of paper* "Oh, John Cena. That's a good picture." Just wanted to show that I, too, watched the video.

[@lone_stick]

gina YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

[@nomad7781]

smh, didn't realize the page was blank...so sad

[@asafupps]

👏👏👏 a role model for us all

[@theladyamalthea]

Can someone please explain that joke to me? I know who John Cena is, but I didn’t get it.

[@milorules2729]

@@theladyamalthea "You can't see me." - John Cena 👋👋

[@whathaveibecome...]

"...who by the way was very interested in the project" "OH!" "Sorry the paycheck" "oh okay" 🤣🤣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Writers: Let's Dolittle

[@foxamv7124]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRUH U AGAIN

[@user-ye9dj9ql9r]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache you where in nux noob and pro video

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

Dolittle, dolate

[@cyberspino6277]

And not follow the original books what so ever

[@Mopocrypha]

How are you in every KZbinr comments

[@tomholmes5055]

Return of the "Get off my back" Using that phrase is *TIGHT*

[@veryrealdrdog]

yeahyeahyeah

[@thymother4186]

Watched all the ads so Ryan can afford a chiropractor after carrying the channel on his back.

[@Zwangsworkaholic]

yeah this channel really needs to get off his back

[@derekschultz834]

I watch the ads so he can afford to buy Canada

[@shannonemberson5519]

You’d think getting a chiropractor would be difficult for Ryan but it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

[@505elvis]

They should really get all the way off that thing

[@ImaniMonique]

Zwangsworkaholic ALL the way off his back. 😂

[@peffiSC2source]

I think the "I need you to get all the way off my back" running gag is my favorite and the most underrated. I really want to use this in real a real world situation once in my life.

[@Romancefantasy]

I am going to use "I need you to get all the way off my back" whenever I have no answers.

[@atomicmeatball7264]

Like Ryan carrying screen rant

[@vicky248123]

The dream is that the person actually responds "let me get off that thing"

[@phatmantv]

@@Romancefantasy I've said it. It's pretty funny I think, by the looks on people's faces😂

[@mystichdx]

I've used it a good few times in real life already. It's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@masteroftribes8328]

As a WelshMan i'd like to say the Robert actually gave a really good go at it! and its nice to see a welsh accent on a main character of a Major international film. (even one that flops at the box office)

[@pennywisethedancingclown2702]

This video will get more likes than the actual movie.

[@deederdoo]

More likes and more views.

[@CalvinHikes]

Certainly already been funnier.

[@cassetiquette]

“Ironic & therefore good writing.” Yup.

[@mrsbouvier1]

You, Ryan, are phenomenal. I’m pitch-meeting obsessed. My pitch meeting suggestions are: Grease (1978), and Supergirl (1984). There is no sense to ANYthing that happens in either script, and if anyone could give them the treatment they deserve - it’s you.

[@OnlyFolklore13]

Screenwriter: and then they’re car is gunna fly away! Producer: why? Screenwriter: I don’t know.

[@peffiSC2source]

At this point you have to wonder if that's just a money laundering operation lmao.

[@ChaniagoAbd]

It most likely is

[@heidiwills4259]

That would explain a lot.

[@lukewright9031]

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@supermax64]

I don't know about specifically making bad movies, but I hear the accounting in Hollywood is super wacky.

[@200131240]

Wolf of Wall Street has been confirmed to have been a money laundering operation and it was still a good movie. They could at least have some class and make art while doing their crimes 🤣

[@elwood62]

The best part was when they saved the queen’s life she woke up and was rude to everyone for no reason.

[@ScionStorm1]

She's the Queen. Isn't that reason enough?

[@SmashLiXs]

she almost freaking died

[@yuhyuh7603]

Why'd you watch it?

[@SmashLiXs]

@@yuhyuh7603 cause it looked fun & it was

[@leyenda6149]

Pitch Meetings > Honest Trailers

[@Dan-sb2fb]

yeahyeayeah!

[@AzLolFun]

But honest trailers has "bewwwwbs" 😂

[@andimoz]

or u can just enjoy both without having to unnecessarily pit them against each other🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Dan-sb2fb]

Andrea Flores FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[@lordhydra474]

@@Dan-sb2fb FIGHTING IS TIGHT

[@raydunakin]

"So there is gonna be story in this thing?" "Yeah, kind of...maybe...sorta..." LOL!

[@juanchocorleone]

"Spoilers ahead" Lol. I don't care.

[@kewlusername6692]

I was thinking more "Does anyone care?"

[@marcy2443]

“Is the dragon going to do something to his butt hole now?” 😂😂😂 And why is there a Dragon? That’s so random!!

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Well not that I’m defending Universal’s cheap tricks but the original Dr. Doolidle movie was basically a superhero film. Suspension of disbelief? Nah f it! 😒 👎

[@sarathgopakumar4166]

Ryan- "who's gonna voice the bear" Also Ryan- "I have his head shot right here" 'Shows a blank paper' Ryan- "Oh John cena"🤣🤣🤣

[@darkscorpionomega]

We really can't see him

[@berengustav7714]

His visage cannot be seen by mortal eyes

[@mimah1015]

@@berengustav7714 Then how did Ryan see him?

[@nicklenickle1963]

Mimah 101 Ryan isn’t a mortal

[@mimah1015]

@@nicklenickle1963 🤣🤣

[@marquis911]

I cannot verbally communicate how much I smiled throughout every single episode I watched. You are amazing at this, and please do not stop.

[@iknoukno6250]

Ryan is the Cleveland LeBron of youtube. He's literally carrying an entire franchise.

[@davidtaylor4308]

I agree if he had his own channel I don’t think I’d ever visit screen rant

[@ape7119]

David Taylor he does have his own channel but he doesn’t post the pitches on it

[@davidtaylor4308]

Andrew Ely :(

[@ethanblack940]

@@davidtaylor4308 but he does have his playlist on those pitch meetings. You could always check there for new videos

[@EmeraldTalks]

@@davidtaylor4308 Well, I think Screen Rant has the rights to the Pitch Meeting thing, so you won't see any of that stuff there, but I'd say the videos on his personal channel is arguably better than the pitch meetings,

[@parisolivarious]

So is this like a whale that he knows? “I guess so, yeah sure, I don’t care!”

[@LuisSierra42]

@Emperor Palpatine Wow wow wow wow

[@x-cluster]

It seems this is what I wrote here

[@seendizzle5765]

I’m so glad that the climax of the movie was a dragon farting

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

So THAT'S what was missing from the Game of Thrones finale!

[@KanohiVahi]

The way he inserted "I don't care" in the middle of a sentence with zero pause was hilarious! 😆 Really hammers it home how absolutely little the screenwriter- guy cares.

[@huverdoose]

"It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. is back in good cinema." -Martin Scorsese

[@milton7763]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This comment is so underrated!

[@somerandolad]

That guy deserves more likes.

[@siddharth1010]

😂😂😂

[@144digital]

Oh God, this is good... 😂😂😂

[@jac0736]

not being able to see John Cena's head shot "because you can't see me" catchphrase is tight

[@DanielLopez-cy2tq]

@Noise Pollution It's OK that means you never watched wrestling

[@qwertyrevo]

I thought it was because Cena is so white...

[@yoshidinono8095]

That was forced.

[@DanielLopez-cy2tq]

@@yoshidinono8095 that's what she said lol

[@LuisSierra42]

@@DanielLopez-cy2tq Forced sex is tight

[@JSu-here]

"I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care." I had to literally pause the video while I LOLed. Probably a good response to most questions about this movie!

[@cabinboy001]

"...has instructions in it i dont care" Probably every person working on that movie's mood

[@fehzorz]

"So you have a money laundering scheme for me"

[@NexusKin]

"Yes sir I do. We need an outlet to launder our money through after our sex trafficking and prostitution profits come in!"

[@Ilyathe2nd]

@Snoi Med "And definitely don't write about the bagpipe incident, it was embarrassing enough as it is." "Wouldn't it be cute if it happened to a dragon?" "Wow, you're very creepy."

[@TheJuggtron]

this is too close to the truth

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

Snoi Med you should get off his back about not paying you enough.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

@@Ilyathe2nd Wow wow wow

[@jasonmixon4163]

Just discovered this channel and now I'm hooked. I even say it with him [because I'm lonely] "is that going to be difficult? No. Barely an inconvenience." Never gets old.

[@ThatAnArchyDude]

Didn't even mention Spiderman (Tom Holland) voicing Dolittle's dog? I though it was some old lady, but the credits say it was Tom Holland. Dolittle: What's wrong with the Queen? Dog: She doesn't feel so good. Lol

[@princessthyemis]

you thought the dog was voiced by an old lady?! Must've been some pretty good voice acting then!

[@ThatAnArchyDude]

@@princessthyemis Well, he wasn't using an 'American" accent. So that helped, but I also only remember him having (maybe) 3 scenes, and a handful of lines. So it's not like I heard him speak often. lol

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

I got that joke!!!

[@bahmat]

1:13 *shows blank piece of paper* Producer: "Oh, John Cena!" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Evie0133]

bahmat I can't stop laughing 😂🤣 "I got his headshot right here!" "OH JOHN CENA!" 🤣😂

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Movies: look this clearly isn’t Southern California!

[@davidmarek535]

I don’t get it

[@valerial9081]

@@davidmarek535 Me neither, maybe it's because English is not my first language :c

[@ancientchaos5804]

@@valerial9081 its a joke referencing john cena saying you can't see me when he was a wrestler. Google john cena invisible joke

[@LGPiMedia]

Remix the Pitch: Wow wow wow wow 0:15 5:27 Tight 5:12 Super easy 4:59 Oh my god 4:37 4:49 Get off my back 3:01 I don’t know 2:23 Well ok then 3:19 4:44 Fair enough 2:24 Bonus line 5:41

[@HerculesBallsInc]

Fair enough.

[@thebongoplayer1535]

"Can he do a Welsh accent?" "I don't think.. no, not really." This might be the best pitch meeting yet.

[@hibbidyjibbidyy]

is there such a thing as welsh accent anymore? or just say allu snackbar

[@JeremyWS]

"So is this a sequel, a remake, or a prequel?" "Yes" "Awesome"

[@OfLegendBorn]

Except it's none of those, so your answer is moronic. It's an original adaptation of the novel, which means it's not a sequel, not a remake and definitely not a prequel.

[@JeremyWS]

@@OfLegendBorn :: me: I made a joke and I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the semantics. you: Ok, let me get off your back then.

[@Carewolf]

@@OfLegendBorn That would make it a remake, or reimaging, a return to the original. Or all three.

[@jamighanijr8128]

@@OfLegendBorn it is a remake technially. But if you really want to say it's not say its a reboot

[@OfLegendBorn]

@@jamighanijr8128 A reboot of what? The book? Again, that doesn't make sense. It's an original adaptation, leave it at that.

[@jackjerram3550]

'Get all the way off my back!' New catchphrases sure are *TIGHT*

[@funkogalleries8342]

This movie sounds like a real sandpaper condom.

[@Penguinmanereikel]

Atom Gasp more like a sandpaper fleshlight

[@Usith]

What’s that?

[@Macapta]

Yoyo something you should try

[@JBandZ36]

@@Penguinmanereikel How... How do you know that?

[@CasepbX]

The lady clearly gets the worse end of that deal.

[@beepboop4612]

Why watch a pitch meeting for a movie you haven’t watched yet? Because Fair enough

[@empress-s]

Let me tell you, watching this video as someone who has never seen Dolittle and had absolutely no idea what happened in it, this was A Trip

[@gabrielgonzales5907]

"...the dragon gonna do something to HIS butt hole now?..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mass2293]

"Here's the thing about insects and animals, I did no research on them, what so ever." LMAO

[@LibertyBridgeProductions]

Being from Wales I can confirm we all make fun of his accent in Dolittle here 😂.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

The only Welshman that English speakers can understand are New South Welshman.

[@promontorium]

Being Welsh that's all you can do.

[@Its__Good]

Obviously Wales will help him - he's Welsh!

[@moniqueloomis9772]

Punny! 😂

[@jwe2223]

And the Welsh flag has a dragon on it

[@userusernomi]

thank you for making this joke, spared me from the trouble

[@JohnGoundry]

Whales* 🤣

[@alismith3801]

Yay I am early!!!! And I actually saw the film!!! I wish they'd had a voice actor for Robert Downey Jr.

[@Scoot694]

😬

[@paponmeowmeow4745]

Hehe

[@brianhenry7348]

Thanks!

[@geardog24]

"Dragon buttholes are tight!" Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

[@attackofthelumbie9029]

Yeah.

[@tyrant-den884]

Nah, then it would be creative.

[@dackdack8047]

IGGYYYYYY

[@stevedenis8292]

Donkey can confirm.

[@jacobg6628]

I want to like this comment, but its at 69 likes and I can't ruin that for this comment. Just know I approve.

[@retroroyalplays9457]

"Oh, who's going to voice him?" "I have his headshot right here." *shows blank piece of paper* "Oh, John Cena; that's a great picture" 😂🤣🤣💀 I love these pitch meetings

[@W-meme]

Producer : "Is this going to flop" Writer : "sure" Producer : "Well okay then"

[@p0rt3r]

When he said the obligatory "I don't know!", I felt like we have reached a point in Hollywood history where that needs to become "I don't care!" And shortly after he dropped "I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care." and "His wife has a journal there that has instructions in it or something, I don't care." I felt a connection there!

[@carter_lovejoy]

Next up: The Mandalorian Season 1, every Quentin Tarantino film and the 2020 Best Picture Nominees! *DEWIT!*

[@sudarshchaturvedi7011]

Do it

[@natebrown4689]

I would love some tarintino movies to be done!

[@probablyaparent]

1:13 Best photo of John Cena I have seen yet.

[@WhoDoVoodoo3]

"I told him you'd give him twenty million dollars and a cut of the box office returns" So RDJ is making $20m from this?

[@baz1184]

Plus a cut of the box office which will be several million

[@snc0023]

LOL

[@RLucas3000]

I wonder if RDJ will somehow end up owing them?

[@milton7763]

Shahbaz Hussain Zzzuuuuuffffff Went right over your head that one, didn’t it

[@haiqal5333]

@@RLucas3000 not really, how would that work though?

[@metrunui8224]

"So you got an animated TV series live action movie adaptation for me?" "Yes sir I do, and its called The Last Airbender" "Oh wow what happened to the first one" "I dont know"

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

“Fair enough.”

[@thor3279]

Pitch meetings are so good, I watch Pitch Meetings for movies i have no intention of ever seeing. I enjoy them even about movies I enjoy. so much work, so well done. Thank you!

[@Purgosmusic]

This movie sounds like child made this up or an adult got really high lol

[@ScionStorm1]

Dolittle is what you get when you spend all your skill points on exotic Linguistics.

[@Purgosmusic]

Or what u get when u play druid who only knows the spell commune with animals lol

[@Jordan-vc4cn]

So, like any of Robert Rodriguez's family films.

[@xenotronia6681]

They were books first, and they were great

[@MasterTSayge]

Studios: Excuse me Robert Downey jr, but did you say you wanted to Do little or Dolittle? RDJ: Yes

[@DiNozzoLeach]

The entire summary of the 3rd act had me in stitches 🤣🤣

[@craig1538]

Best film review ever. I nearly pissed myself laughing. Subscribed.

[@alphonsokillen3505]

Their needs to be a Pitch Meeting for The Last Airbender. Its such a disaster. Like so Screen Rant sees

[@mennograafmans1595]

I see only one problem with it. We are all reminded of that shitshow of a movie.

[@alphonsokillen3505]

true but the jokes would be funny

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@alphonsokillen3505 Indeed. It would be hilarious. Especially with this type of humour. But still. Brrrrr. Get the chills thinking about it.

[@rangers94ism]

You're going to have to get aaaaaaalll the way off Ryan's back about this.

[@turbotaquitogoogle8095]

*There

[@danielskrivan6921]

3:00 actually that's more in line with the book, where he took the time to learn their languages.

[@skwills1629]

Agreed. He learned from his Parrot Poly. But most sem to Think it works with Eddie Murphey Movie Logic whre its an unexplained Magical ABility. I don't know why this is the idea now.

[@danielskrivan6921]

@@skwills1629 That's what they were introduced to the story with, so that's where all their headcanon comes from.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Nobody cares. We’re going to need you to get all the way off our backs about that. Trying to convince audiences not to be toxic is so not tight.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

@@skwills1629 I can’t find this book on google.

[@massachusettssportscentral9444]

Fan Theory: Ryan actually bankrolled this movie with his "Buying Canada" money figuring he would make it back tenfold with the Pitch Meeting. I mean there is literally no reason for this movie to exist other than for him to eviscerate it here!

[@t.rexking441]

The only problem with that Theory is that Harry Potter is owned by Warner Brothers and Dolittle (2020) was made by Disney. But it's possible that this is the same producer and screenwriter but they just switched Companies.

[@GeekdomCentral]

“People are gonna flock to the theaters” - I see what you did there

[@cinderacedr]

This was so well done great job! I was dying at the Dragon part

[@marioalt9420]

"Yeah, sure, that seems to be what I wrote here" seems to be a perfect new Pitch Meeting catchphrase :D

[@desireeehly133]

Would love to see a pitch meeting on the Series “Lost”

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Writer: So we're gonna throw lots of mysteries at the viewer. Exec: And do these mysteries have satisfying conclusions? Writer: I don't know!

[@phatmantv]

@@Rob_Thorsman "Having unsatisfying endings are TIGHT!"

[@zakariya8066]

Screen Rant idea: "So you've got a children's cartoon show for me?" "Yes sir I do, It's called Sponge Bob Square pants..."

[@kousetsuhana]

Give this man a raise. Even if you just did, there is virtually no limit to how much money this guy deserves for his excellent work.

[@JohnBaker-ki8vw]

Pitch Meeting notification? Instantly dropped everything I was doing . . .

[@outtheredude]

Please tell me you're not a heart surgeon. ;-)

[@themarkiscookin]

It was super easy barely an inconvenience

[@Tcoldsteel]

Absolutely no one remembers this movie in 2024 but I do remember this pitch meeting.

[@cowzrule6421]

I really want to see pitch meetings for Zombieland, Back to the Future, and Despicable Me

[@cassetiquette]

I loved these books as a kid but have no interest in this film.

[@henlo1910]

Pretty sure there wasn't.

[@cassetiquette]

Definitely no dragon.

[@princessthyemis]

yeah the book was fantastic! (Were there more!? :D I only remember there being one!)

[@njnjhjh8918]

What'd you think of All Things Bright And Beautiful and the rest of that series?

[@conor987]

the moon book was fire

[@SomashreeSaha]

5:29 The look on Ryan's face when he said, "Now I'm gonna help you😉"

[@grrrr....maritz6491]

These are getting funnier and funnier, great job Ryan!